#thesss

[bestengineerinspacez]

*gives him a new pear of rollerblades.*

Specially made for you.

Mark snatched em and put em on.

[ssstupid-sssnake]

I only dissscovered thisss game in ssseptember-

[fourforyouodo]

!!!!!!! Omg oh my godddd thank youyyuyy!!!

✨🪐🐾Evening Picard fans! Reblog this with a picture of your pet and I’ll photoshop them onto La Sirena 🐾✨🪐

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[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Raw Deal

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i've just learned ssssome disssturbing newsss Rowling: from a reputable sssource Rowling: a random nazi on twitter Rowling: but Rowling: i really really REALLY want it to be true

Rowling: did you know Rowling: that puberty blockers deaden a childsss sssoul? Rowling: a transss child is literally an inhuman shell Kathleen Stock: wow! like a monster! Rowling: yesss Rowling: exactly like a monster Rowling: think about it

Rowling: what i'm sssaying is that trans kids are bassically monsssterss Stock: what about those trans kids who keep saying that gender affirming care is life saving? Rowling: well Rowling: a monssster would lie wouldn't it?

Rowling: now then we all know what to do about monssstersss don't we Stock: yeah! kill them! Rowling: i meant deny them the ussse of magical wandsss as per Claussse Three of the Code of Wand Ussssse Rowling: but alssso yess kill them

Rowling: friendss the time hasss come Rowling: we mussst kill thessse children in order to sssave them Rowling: sssave them from the living death that is ssself-determination!

[meanwhile] Dan Simmons: so i heard some wokies thought frankenstein got a raw deal Mary Shelley: Simmons: like haha! Stupid commies, having sympathy for a monster! Simmons: i mean, he's literally a monster! Shelley: does no one here know how to read

Mary Shelley: the whole point of the fuckin book was that frankenstein got a raw deal Simmons: sounds like cultural marxism to me Shelley: [stabbing Simmons] does anyone ELSE here not know how to read? Rowling: [unfurling from bushes] me, i don't

[babysitting-hellhound]

Would you like a lollipop…?! And a chocolate bar? Or three? And perhapsss even a bowl of… I do not know what thessse are actually… twisty red string candy thingsss…?

— @cg-sir-pentious

..............

Pentious.

Lieutenant I need you to look me dead in the eyes and tell me you are NOT hyped up on candy.

[hissing-head-honcho]

"I could join in thessse jokesss and punsss....but I don't believe I have a leg to ssstand on in thisss regard"

[aita-alternia]

“ssso many of thessse asssksss are casssteissst” casssteisssm isssnt real. trollsss with different blood are jussst different from each other, weve all ssseen it and know it firssst hand. even been taught it sssince hatching. did you forget what fucking planet you live on or sssomething. itsss not casssteissst to actually be grounded in reality, unlike sssome apparently delusssional people.

^RE YOU FUCKING HIGH. DID YOU JUST FOR RE^L S^Y WITH ^ STR^IGHT F^CE TH^T C^STEISM ISNT RE^L. DID YOU LEGITIM^TELY JUST S^Y TH^T.

[msweebyness]

DuPont School for Monstrous Youths- Austin Armbruster

His hair is always perfect, snakes and all! Here’s our second Austin! Thanks as always to @imsparky2002 and @artzychic27!

Species: Gorgon

Appearance/Attire: Pale, chin-length, smooth blonde hair with golden snakes threaded through, Pale yellow skin with golden scales in patches, reptilian blue eyes, curved fangs, forked tongue. Golden circlet with pink gemstones, black sunglasses with pink tinted lenses, pink leather jacket with cobra-like flared collar and golden scale patterns, white v-neck t-shirt, golden bangles on wrists, pink belt with gold snake head buckle, black jeans with ripped knees, pink leather boots with slight heels.

Bio: With a love for fashion and being the leader of one of DuPont’s most infamous cliques, Austin A is the kind of person who will turn you to stone for even a minor annoyance. He takes enormous pride in his appearance, descending into a fury when he perceives his looks have been insulted. He won’t hesitate to rip poor fashion choices apart, and has a bit of a rivalry with Chloe. Despite this, he does have a kinder side to his personality, which shows in his interactions with those he truly considers friends, and in the heaps of affection he showers on his beloved snakes. In addition, despite their near constant bickering, he does genuinely love his cousin, Alix.

Quotes:

“Dear GODSSS, Alix, your sssnakesss are a rat’sss nessst!”

I don’t jussst wear thessse ssshadesss for fassshion, they’re alssso for your sssafety. Be grateful.”

“Honey, do you WANT to be the latessst addition to my ssstatuary collection?”

“Kingsss need no reasssonsss, they jussst sssimply are, dear.”

“TeeTee, I love you to unlife, but PLEASSSE be careful with that ssscythe!”

“Bitch, pleassse.”

Even snakes can have serious style! Leave thoughts in the comments and reblogs!

[dark-ambition]

@poisonedxbeauty continued from X.

“…A cake.” It seemed that Pentious was none too pleased by the sheer and simple sight of all the ingredients laid out on the kitchen countertop. “The Princess wantssss the both of usss to make a god damn cake.” After a moment of silence, he lets out a sigh, and moves to shake his head, knowing the absolute earful he’d get from Vaggie if he tried to just slither right on out of the room. “..Fine.” He goes to join Angel’s side at the countertop, only to feel himself flush faintly at the teasing drawl of the spider’s voice, very clearly trying to get a rise out of him by getting in very close to his face. He loathes the fact that he can already feel some heat being drawn in his cheeks, and he scowls, making a point to put his hand over Angel’s face to pointedly shove him back, hood already flaring open.

“Get the hellsss out of my face before I decide thessse eggs would be of better use being shoved down your throat.” With that, he huffs, turning around to begin cracking an egg on the side of the mixing bowl.

[thewitchssacrificeau]

~THE WITCH'SS SSSACRIFICE AU!~

basssically, an au where red velvet wass raisssed very differently than in canon.

Rather than being raisssed by dark enchantressss, he wasss found by sssome.. mysssteriousss cookiesss.

They ssstill ssseem to worssship the witchesss, but they were *far* crueler than any cookiesss ssshouldve ever been.

He wasss raisssed originally to be a devotee, hisss handsss were ment for building altarsss and lipsss ment for praying to the witchesss.

He wasss told he would be held until he died, hisss body a relic and proof of the sssafety of the witchesss.

But.. he sssoon sssaw the truth, that thisss wasss no sssacred place, followersss of the witchesss

But a cult in disssguissse.

Every thing he'd been through had made sssenssse.

Ssstrict ruless

Beatingsss

Punissshmentsss no child ssshould have gone through.

They didn't care if he grew up traumatized, becaussse he wouldn't have grown up to be a proper adult.

He wassss to be a sssacrifice.

Ssso, he ran away, perhapsss found by sssomebody.. who knowsss (aka I ain't decided yet) :3

ASSSKSS ARE OPEN! HOWEVER DO NOTE: I MAY TAKE TIME, AS IM A VERY BUSY PERSON!

But to give a guide for asssksss..

The default will be current time red velvet.

However, you can asssk quessstionsss for younger velvet too!

You may alssso asssk quessstionsss abt the membersss of the order of witchesss.. do note, when asssking quessstionsss to younger velvet, they alwayss sssee the asssk firssst

There are 3 main onesss

Missss Fudge Cake

Missss Chocolate Lava Cake

And missss Tarr

Each are sssickly sssweet; but have their own persssonalitiesss...

and for more info: One, robe colorsss are important. Children get light yellow, teensss a light green and the adultss a light blue. But a ssspecial few, thossse unlike the ressst, get light red. They are the chosssen few. Thessse are cookiesss who aren't quite.. cookiesss. Like Red velvet, whosss part cake, or the current leadersss. The chosssen few can have one of two fatesss. Either they become caretakersss and leadersss once adultss, where they earn white robesss, or they become sssacrificesss for the witchesss, adorned in black robesss.

two, thisss one is general ssstuff you might wanna know when asssking- one, the CoD ssstill exisstsss, jussst without velvet two, no one knowsss of the cult bessidess thossse within it three, you can assk ANYONE quessstionsss once theyve been introduced! ty for reading ^^

[wasteland-squog-baby]

To hang out!

Fine... but you know the rulessss...we gotta go get thessse...

[ssstupid-sssnake]

not sssure if i really like thessse colorsss but whatever

[sillyvanillycheos]

Hey mom would you be Mad if I did thessse regularly and annoyingly :333

Honestly not really

[bluelir]

Is anyone else surprised there’s no “free Palestine” in thessse acceptance speeches?

[bitterkarella]

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i want you to sssay hello to Rowling: graham lineham Lineham: [wearing foil hat] free masons run the country Rowling: he'sss got sssome great ideasss you should hear

Poe: joanne you don't need to bring him here Poe: like, you really don't Rowling: he hass thingsss to sssay and you're ALL going to hear them Poe: this is really kind of off topic for us here Rowling: EVERYONE will hear them

Rowling: ssssee, yearsss ago i disssmisssed graham lineham'ssss babble as the bad opticsss ravingsss of a lunatic Rowling: but now that the overton window hass sshifted Rowling: i'm proud to sssay thessse bad opticsss ravingsss are quite good actually!

Rowling: go ahead, graham, tell them what you told me Lineham: trans people produce no great films, no music, no art Lineham: they're incapable of doing this basic human thing because they're subhuman Lineham: untermensch, if you will Rowling: isssn't he great?

Lineham: trans books are always universally panned because of their incoherence Billy Martin: Hailey Piper: Eve Harms: Gretchen Felker-Martin: Joe Koch: M. Lopes da Silva: Arden Powell: Lor Gislason: Julya Oui: LC von Hessen: GE Woods: Michelle Belanger: Rain Corbyn: SA Chant:

FT Catulla: Viktor Athelstan: Meagan Hotz: Ziggy Schutz: Rose Sable: WN Derring-Judith: Charles Maria Tor: Devaki Devay: Dayna Ingram: Ori Jay: Ai Burton: Gabriel Valentine: Cosmin-Mihai Birsan: Jei D Marcade: Rhiannon Rasmussen: Max Turner: Taylor J Pitts: Vincent Endwell:

Bri Crozier: Theo Hendrie: Derek des Anges: Briar Ripley Page: Winter Holmes: gaast: Maya Deane: Charles-Elizabeth Boyles: Layne van Rensburg: Amanda M Blake: May Leitz: Alison Rumfitt: Rivers Solomon: Lillian Boyd: Torrey Peters: Taliesin Neith: Daniel M. Lavery: Joss Lake: Aubrey Wood: Jonah Wu:

Daphne du Maurier: Patricia Highsmith: Franz Kafka: Kafka: wait Kafka: why did the camera pan to me

Barker: oh you know why haha Poe: clive Kafka: why Kafka: [hugging blåhaj] i don't know what you mean

[n30n-le0n]

t-t'ank god. 's o'er...

ugh. ha'e wh'n 'm lik' this aft'r one. ewewew there's spit all o'er me---

jus' g't up, dumb-dumb. jus' g't up an' cl'n it up an' don' let th'm fin' out. if i c'n e'en 'memb'r how t'. t' walk. why's talkin' s-so har' after on' of thesss.

jus' get up an'---

ooookay m'y'b we're jusssss gonna lay on th' gr'nd f'r a while.