#me gay

[purpletrashcans]

i just want to make one thing very clear, when i date a dude it's gay, when i date a girl it's also gay, when i date a nonbinary person it's also fucking gay, i'm gay!!!!

[florina-fae]

These new glasses like totally suit us better then the old ones.

[thor82]

…. L’amore passa prima dagli sguardi, e quelli che non mentono mai perché di occhi che ti guardano con sincerità e amore ce ne sono pochi,

Perché gli occhi si amano prima del cuore, si baciano prima delle labbra, fanno l’amore prima del corpo ….”

[hard-and-sticky]

O que te deixa Duro E Melado?

🍆💦🍑

[scubaby]

haven't drawn a self portrait in awhile, it really put into perspective how gay I've tailored my look

anyways if u see this draw urself right now!!!!!

[nukbody]

I WANNA BE SAAAAT

[harknessshi]

I love her, your honor

[strawb3rry-shark]

bite bite bite bite bite chomp bite bite bite bite chomp chomp

[sapphistoryteling]

[Oh to be]

Oh to be the sun on your shoulders,

oh to be the sweet songbird you hand feed,

oh to be flowing cool creek you play in at summer,

oh to be the one you tell to eat.

I wish that I may make your strawberries sweeter and more filling as much as I wish you to lovingly swipe away the jam left on my cheek.

I wish to show you the bright stars of a moonless night as much as you will say your favorite stars lie upon my face.

I wish to hold your winter chilled hands and feel them warm up between mine, as much as I wish you to hold me closely as use my time.

I often sit here yearning to see a face I do not know, I long for a gentle peace that never lets me go.

I fantasize the quiet dim morning with my feet on cold wood floors, with the heat of the stove waking my sleepy hands.

I seek the days when you wake and hold me still half asleep while I make fluffy thick pancakes that roused you from your dreams.

Oh to be the warmth in your days,

oh to be the calm of your nights,

oh to be the leaves in your sun rays,

oh to be the fish in your clean waters,

oh what it would be, to simply be you and me.

[sillyvanillycheos]

Hey mom would you be Mad if I did thessse regularly and annoyingly :333

Honestly not really

[thewingedgoat]

Happy Pridemonth Friendos

[pnuk-r0ck]

🏳️‍🌈❗️

[thor82]

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[p1nkparader]

Pfft dont give my bf ideas- but im gonna give him ideas.

Me: Where-where am I?? Eli? Emie? Are you okay??

Elijah: *panicking* NO OF COURSE IM NOT OKAY I’M FUCKING CHAINED TO A CHAIR- THERE ARE VARIOUS MEDIEVAL WEAPONS HANGING FROM THE CIELING-

Emie: oh my god this- this is a d&d setup.

Andrew: Hello all… *hands us the character sheets for Yugi, Cleotilde, and Aeronwen.* i have kidnapped all of you for one purpose and one purpose alone. Playing D&D. You each have as many backup characters as you’ve made since playing this game. If you forfeit, you will die, if all your characters die, you will die the same death as them. Capishe?

Me: I wanna kiss u so bad rn but also wdym death… like in minecraft?

Andrew: no. Like real life. No take baksies.

Elijah and Emie in sync: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO???? CHARLIE HOW CAN YOU BE OKAY WITH THIS?????

Andrew: im being possessed by the oracle right now

Me: and im just fucking gay- but also im not okay with dying. Can it just be like. Idk. Banishment from d&d forever?

Andrew: *GASP* BUT THATS WORSE THEN DEATH?

Me: EXACTLY-

Elijah: no it isnt worse then death you idiots

Me: it is. Anyway pls andrew with a cherry on top?

Andrew: okayyyyy fyne with a y

Emie: okay. Now that the threat is over and we’re actually gonna play can y’all please promise to not get sidetracked its actually super annoying…

Just tagging them all cuz funny @nerdy-girl99 @ajb1p @clinicallystrange @squ1dpee (yes i tagged myself)

What horrifying new social rules are the kids inventing now