#these stupid old men

[rosy-fox-art]

God, I love toxic yaoi /j

In more seriousness, yes! I have finally updated my clef and Kondraki designs wahoo!

Design notes under the cut

Kondraki

- I feel like he’s stubborn enough to refuse to wear a lab-coat, but got pestered by senior staff going ‘ ok but we need a way to identify you on sight) so he went ‘ OK FINE’ and made most of the patches on the right side out of spite [ there’s one with the logo, his name, his clearance level].

- The patch on the left side looks like this. It was actually made for him by Dr. Glass. Yknow. Back when he used to actually go to therapy 💀 [he was mandated]:

- He has one earring on his left side… which takes me intooo

Clef

- He has the matching earring on his left side. This is purposeful. The day that one of them has both earrings in my art is the day you know the other has died….

- On one hand there is a ring with an apple on it, and on the other is a ring with a snake pattern as a reference to the whole ‘ clef is the devil’ thing

- Trebel clef tattooed on the inside of one arm

- Yes, yes the bedazzled sandals with the socks were necessary.

- ideally, the drop shadow on his face would shift and consume more of him based on the emotional intensity of whatever scene I’m drawing him for.

- most people cannot tell if the antlers are real or just part of his hat which I think is a testament to how little he takes it off.

[quuerbee]

Minor tiny little spoilers for ch 903 of rotmhs. Just chung myung being sad about the past and proud of his kids

Me: I'm so excited to read the latest chapter

Chapter 903: *tang bo flashback*

Me: oh!

Chapter 903:

Me, crying: OH!

[soimse]

“He wants me so bad he just doesn’t know it yet” -Bill Cipher probably

[tiny-icky-whore]

gosh i love being a gen z victim of childhood unrestricted internet access💖

[xxplastic-cubexx]

give me some whiskey and ill draw The Most Thing i can come up with

bonus:

[aria-greenhoodie]

Have some meme redraws of the radioactive old man yaoi ft. my Human Bill design again‼️

Click for Quality!

[victorzhuzhakin]

I hope the warning works because I don't know how to do it on tumblr

Some time ago, my friends and I discussed an AU (?) where Starscream could attend Megatron's performances as a gladiator in his youth, but I only got around to it now. Oh yeah, the violent middle aged thug and his two non cis fans (one will later become his husband and the second will become something like an adopted son)

Note: Megatron's mouth is bleeding because he bit someone's ear off, not because his teeth were knocked out. I think that's an important clarification, yeah

My commissions :]

[rebisrot]

army dreamers

[iamtheunicornwizard]

they're so cute frfr

[deeneedsaname]

regretfully stupid things Mabel Mora has done

I make this list with all the love in the world for Mabel, but girl, please, if something happens to you your 70 year old besties are going to have heart attacks!!!

Confront an angry cop, one who wants to put her behind bars, in his own gym

walk around closed Coney Island for clues about a literal murderer alone, leaving Theo (WHO WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO HEAR HER IF SHE SCREAMED) outside

Upon finding out (s4e9 spoilers!!) that Marshall had some involvement in the murders, immediately confronts him, leaving her phone next to him, alone in her apartment, with no weapon

attempt to invoke squatter’s rights in an apartment where there might have been a murder and/or a murderer living in either that exact apartment or neighboring it (for the record I support her in doing this one tbh)

numerous attempts to confront suspects in a way that could make them angry and lash out with no plan of escape (tbf this is a group issue)

(This is her and Oliver’s fault) Investigate a grave robber’s lab with Oliver WITHOUT HAVING SOMEONE ON LOOKOUT DUTY

Mabel, I love you, but please. Either carry pepper spray or always have one or both of your friends with you at all times I’m worried for your safety

[soimse]

Anthems For a Thirty Year Old Man😓

[tiny-icky-whore]

dad who sneaks into ur room at night while mom’s asleep for special playtime

dad who defends you when you wear revealing clothes and mom wants you to change

dad who smacks your ass when you walk past him and mom’s not looking

dad who holds you and tells you how much tighter you are than your mom

dad who helps you shower and makes sure your cunt is extra clean

dad who lets you drink with him and takes care of you when you can’t hold your liquor

dad who shows you off to his friends and brags about how proud he is to have such a fuckable daughter

dad🥰🥰🥰

[eeefroggyeee]

Short circuit

[old-fandom]

I love the idea of Dipper and Mabel being so suspicious of Stancest but always being wrong in their conluscions.

Like, Stanley and Stanford leaving in the middle of the night when they think the twins are sleeping and don't come back till an hour or two, usually very happy and sometimes disheveled. Mabel is the first to notice when she wakes up from the car leaving the driveway but falls back to sleep almost immediately. She tells Dipper in the morning, who writes it off as some old man thing, but they keep catching it at random times. Dipper and Mabel end up confronting them about it and the Stans think they've been found, only for Mabel and Dipper to accuse them of going on night time adventures without them. Mabel specially believes they are also going to ice cream afterwards. (Stan and Ford leave at night to drive to a town over and park at their version of make out mountain and get into some hankey pankey. They do this to make sure they don't get caught by the twins and because making out in a car makes them feel like teenagers again.)

Another time, Dipper and Mabel catch on to an increasing amount of lovey dovey sickening pet names that Stan and Ford use on each other. It's always at random and always elicits some kind of glare and blush from the other. Dipper categories them all up, which names gets which response, how often each one is used, where they use it, what are they doing. Mabel puts the pet names on a Love Dovey scale ("Yes, Dipper, Baby goes above Honey, everyone knows that!") When they confront the Stans, who believe they have actually been found out this time, they reveal their findings. They believe that they are teasing each other in some secret code and each nickname is associated with some kind of failed romantic story, one that the other is embarrassed about. Mabel demands to hear the backstories to the pet names while Dipper wants to know where this teasing originated from. (Stan and Ford just got overly mushy on the ship and decided to kick cringe out of their lives and live it to the fullest. Ford likes using Beloved, My Love, Darling while Stan likes using Sweetheart/Sweetie, Doll/Dollface, Honey. However, they do use Baby to tease each other, though it is still a pet name,)

Then there's the horrible, god awful moment where the Stan Twins truly, honestly, terrifyingly believed they got found out. Mabel and Dipper to yelling at them, demanding answers, screaming at them, "How could you, you're brothers!" Both of them red in the face, angry and hurt. The Stans feel so sick about it, thinking they hid it so well and now they were going to lose everything. However, that feeling breaks when the twins reveal that they believe that Ford and Stan are still fighting, physically fighting. Dipper points out that sometimes one of them is hurting more than normal, usually after they all go to bed, and it's hard for them to walk. Mabel says she's even heard them yelling at each other and is in tears at the idea of her Grunkles fighting and hurting one another. Stan rectifies the situation immediately, telling the kids that they caught them red handed. They were fighting, consensually. He tells them that Ford wanting some old Boxing lessons and that the best time to do them is at night so he can focus and not accidently hurt one of them if he lost control of his swing. He also knew how much it hurt the twins to see them fight, so they thought it was better to hide it from them, but he says that he was wrong. The twins take this for what it is and spend the rest of the day asking to see them practice, which the Stans do happily. (They were boinking. Ford's a bottom.)

I love them so much. It's going to be a *10 years later* Dipper with a spoon of cereal half way into his mouth and Mabel dipping her pancakes in syrup. "It wasn't boxing lessons."

[mel-kusanagi]

here's a wip of peter b tryna rizz up miguel (its working)

[wishchip106]

the festive spirit is slowly seeping in now

imagine they’re celebrating Christmas in the x-mansion and someone gives charles a ‘magneto was right’ shirt

he wears it to bed