#these r some rarepairs i like

[mollyeep]

Lesbian night

[r0zzk1ll]

big fucking wally/shawn compilation Hi guys

(mini comics ^ v)

[chiquilines]

Miryumi AUs that are dear to my heart

[lotus-pear]

no disrespect but how does shipping chuuaku make you any better than dazai/aku shippers

OH MY GOD. SIT DOWN BOY. ok so now that we've both been seated i'm going to go over both rq just so that we're on the same page

chuuaku is very realistic in the sense that they both took dazai's absence the hardest and likely sought comfort in one another (or rather chuuya sought akutagawa out and forced him to talk and not bottle things up💀). they also hold a great deal of respect for each other and despite being executive/subordinate they have a good relationship that surpasses hierarchical boundaries which you can clearly assume from their interactions in dead apple/official art. also, chuuya was never akutagawa's mentor. he never offered that role of mentorship, nor did akutagawa ever ask him to be dazai's replacement. so no, this isn't me justifying mentor/student relationships bc those are disgusting. and anyway it would be cute in a sense where it's literally the epitome of sun and moon and chuuya helps aku grow and heal from his past, helping him branch off from dazai and live for smth other than his approval. chuuya doesn't need to be his mentor bc he states himself that aku has always been strong and doesn't need someone's expectations holding him back. romantic or platonic they have one of the healthiest dynamics in the series and that can't be argued

not rly sure how this compares at ALL to dazai/aku since their relationship is toxic asf and literally built on condoned abuse and aku's horrible dependency on dazai to have reassurance that he is allowed to live. also dazai admits to making his training brutal on purpose in dark era, so like if the character themself admits they were abusive idk what else to say tbh. not to mention they have a mentor/student relationship and those are already disgusting as is so ermmm yea. no go. if you ship this you condone abuse idrk what to tell you💀

[yippee-optimistically]

messed up on bobettes size in comparisson 2 the rest of the holidays.. ive literally never played dandys world but that comic on tiktok by poilubsu (whatever this is) was so peak i couldnt stop myself from going deeper in2 the fandom. somehow a few of these designs r already slightly outdated to how i draw them ?? mostly the commons (SHRIMPO.) but it was still sooo much fun. due to rarity i only drew commons thru rares as post-twisting

misc doodles. i have such bad favoritism for shrimpo. and the number of drawing im holding from u bc its a rarepair is heartbreaking. maybe later !!!

ALSO. been really wanting to actually get into the game. but i do NOT play roblox EVER so if anyone has like. good dw server recs for beginners/first timers.. preferably not toooo big.. or just dm me !! also open to just making some fun fandom buddies :0)

EDITING TO SAY i have found a server !!! but you are still free to dm if you wanna be friends lol

had to come back and edit in some ms paint doodles

[olderthannetfic]

I hope you don't mind a long story in your inbox.

Reading through the fic deletion wank and then the commenting not-so-wank left me in a bad bad BAD place. The consensus on comments seem to be "comment anyways, even if you come across as a psychopath!". But there are differing opinions on whether or not deleting fics from an archive is in bad taste.

I'm the person right in between. An author (possibly a BNF?) doesn't allow comments on any of their works. They also link no socials so I can't leave them anon asks or follow them and cozy up to them like a true freak and hopefully gain some scraps or excerpts.

So they wrote an absolute masterpiece of a short fic for a rare rare RARE pair with like 10 fics for it. I think about it daily. This <500 words of a fic is practically my religion.

Due to no socials and comments, we can't know for sure if they've gotten any hate about it. However, it's safe to say that they don't want comments. So I left a bookmark that sounds like "This is my holy grail. If the author reads this note, know that you are my lifesaver" and weeks later... The author deleted the work. And all of their works for this fandom (not just the rarepair).

Naturally, I was upset. I have this one fic downloaded, but I didn't download their other fics (which are all masterpieces), so they're gone forever. However, the feeling of guilt is worse. Am I the reason the fic was deleted? Was I trespassing? Should I have not left the bookmark note as a poor replacement for a comment? Was the note not good enough? Should I have added "i'll match the love of 1000 people for this one rarepair so plz never delete this is my life support"? If I hadn't left the comment, would the fic still be up today?

I know it's just me overthinking and that the deletion probably doesn't have anything to do with me (or does it?). But still... All the wank have left me so conflicted. A part of me regrets leaving that bookmark note/comment. The whole of me regrets not downloading all of their other deleted fics.

While we're at this, what's my best shot at getting a copy of their other deleted fics? Contacting them on their other (can be commented on) fics under another pseud (sounds rude)? Rarepair community (nonexistent)? Reddit (which subreddit)? Or is this in poor taste?

If this author sounds like you, reader of OTNF, then can I get your number haha ha jk i'm shy

--

LOL. I doubt it was about your bookmark.

The main place I see people ask is on r/Fanfiction, though they don't always have any luck.

[louisrarepairfest]

LOUIS RARE PAIR FEST 2024

A rare pair fest for all Louis Tomlinson rare pairs! Thank you to all of this year's amazing writers! Please remember to leave kudos and comments on these rare pair fics if you read and enjoy them! We'll be back in 2025 for another round! And a massive thank you to all of the rare pair readers as well!

M A S T E R P O S T

🫐 I regret you all the time by @disgruntledkittenface

[E, 3k, Louis/William Prince of Wales, fic post]

Louis’ friends don’t understand, and they wouldn’t even if he explained. But every time William texts, Louis drops everything to go see him.

🫐 I'm the Big Fish by @lululawrence

[NR, 5k, Louis/Pedro Pascal, fic post]

Pedro laughed with the man in front of him who… oh god. Was that Oscar Isaac? Louis wasn’t going to survive if he was left in this room with those two for long. He should probably make his exit, except then Pedro started doing some sort of freestyle it looked like while Oscar cheered him on. Louis couldn’t help but chuckle and was trying to hide his smile as he watched on when Pedro turned and looked directly at Louis, freezing when he did so. After an awkward moment at a party Louis wasn't actually invited to, Louis keeps running into the incredibly attractive Pedro Pascal. Somehow, it's Pedro who manages to make a fool of himself, causing Louis to grow increasingly more confused at his behavior while also feeling more drawn to him. Maybe someday they'll be able to manage a moment that doesn't end in one of them feeling the need to run from the room in order to escape the other.

🫐 Glitz, Glammer, Top Hats, Cigars and Suits by @rockstarlwt28

[NR, 3k, Louis/Yungblud (Dominic Harrison), fic post]

Based in the 1920s - Alternate Universe. When Isla found a love for the melody formed by a strumming of strings, Louis didn't expect to fall equally in love with his daughter’s guitar teacher, Dominic Harrison.

🫐 Spirits by itsraininginengland / @ilovellama14

[E, 4k, Louis/Oscar Isaac, fic post]

A one shot set in and Edwardian music hall. Prompt from and written for the Louis rarepair fest. This was a challenge and a pleasure to write. Edwardian music hall performer Louis Tomlinson meets the newest act in the show, the American magician Oscar Isaac. Romance, smut and a seance ensue. Also featuring best friend wing man Harry Styles.

🫐 Ci Ci Leu by persephoneflouwers

[M, 3k, Louis & Louis' band/crew, fic post]

Written for the prompt «bread van fic reimagined with all the guys in Louis’ band».

🫐 That's Happiness To Me by @louislittletomlintum

[E, 24k, Zayn/Liam/Louis, fic post]

“Seems we’ve got a little conundrum on our hands,” Louis murmured into Zayn’s ear, feeling his hands settle back on his waist and pressing a little closer. “Mm. Seems we do,” Zayn responded, and Louis liked to think his voice was at least a bit intrigued.Louis’ mind was whirring. He’d wanted to try and get with Liam tonight, but now a new, better idea was forming. Getting Liam with Zayn, if possible, would be something of a dream come true. It would maybe blow Liam’s tiny brain, but sometimes you had to make sacrifices for good things to happen. “Do you wanna try pull him together?” Louis asked Zayn curiously, grinning against his skin when he felt his hands grip tighter.

🫐 It’s a Craving Not a Crush by LetTheMusicMoveYou / @letthemusicmoveyou28

[E, 9k, Louis/Liam, fic post]

All around him, his coworkers have started pulling out their chosen lunches. And Liam does the same, reaching down to the backpack at his feet and pulling out the Tupperware of leftover spaghetti he’d packed this morning. When he sets it on the table he notices a little neon pink post it note on the lid that he didn’t remember being there before. Written on the note in messy scrawl it says: Have a wonderful day husband! Can’t wait to suck you off when you get home!! XOXO -Lou. Liam feels his face go bright red again as he hastily rips off the note and crumples it in his fist. He glances around the table, but thankfully no one seems to be paying him any attention. They’re all wrapped up in their own food items or listening to whatever their boss is talking about. (Or the one where Liam and Louis are best bros who end up getting married so that Liam has the insurance he needs to go to rehab. Now that he’s sober, they can get divorced. But do they want to?)

🫐 I want yesterdays love by edensrose / @holdingthornsandroses

[M, 4k, Louis/Dev Patel, fic post]

“We’re going on holiday before the term starts again,” Oli announces in their kitchen the day after the art opening. Louis looks up from his cereal bowl.“Who is we?” “I’ve rented us a cottage near the beach. Me, you, Calvin, Rick, and Dev.” Louis makes a noncommittal noise but can’t deny his heartbeat racing at the mention of Dev.

🫐 i tell myself i'm done with wicked games by haveufoundwhaturlookingfor / @sup3rbloom

[T, 5k, Louis/Michael Clifford, fic post]

Omegaverse: Alpha Louis has never questioned who he is, a strong, loving Alpha who defies stereotypes. When he meets Michael, a beta, he certainly doesn't expect to fall for him (and hard).

🫐 No More Days Alone by @signofcomfort

[M, 6k, Louis/Isaac Anderson, fic post]

Isaac finds himself lost amidst the tour but Louis is always there to find him.

🫐 To start again by @loretheloner

[E, 27k, Louis/Michael Blackwell, fic post]

Louis finds himself slowly falling for a bandmate again, despite Oli's warnings against it. Michael finds himself slowly falling for his boss and fighting against the ghost of Louis' past relationship. They find a way to start again. Or a canon compliant story that follows Michael and Louis from the summer of 2019 to June of 2024. Written for prompt SS of the Louis Rare Pair Fest 2024.

🫐 Snouts and Stouts by @turnyourankle

[T, 3k, Louis/Greg James, fic post]

A dog friendly brewery and a canine bakery should be a match made in heaven, shouldn't it? At a yearly canine festival, Louis discovers that Clifford has a thing for a certain bakery's treats.

🫐 I've drowned and dreamt this moment by we_are_the_same / @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed

[T, 2k, Louis/Zayn, fic post]

There has been a rivalry between them since they were young. Since the very start of their careers. It’s always been Louis and Zayn, the ones to watch. The ones to do battle and ultimately share the podium. They push each other to be better, is what the world says. They hate each other, is what Zayn and Louis say. And it all comes to a head in Val d’Argenton.

🫐 Countdown by @allwaswell16

[M, 2k, Louis/Tommy Shelby, fic post]

Tommy Shelby, pack alpha of the Peaky Blinders, has taken notice of The Garrison Pub’s new barmaid, an omega named Louis. A prequel to One

🫐 Flying Over on My Own Tonight by @haztobegood

[E, 1k, Louis/Jack Cochrane, fic post]

Louis is on his way to Monterrey, Mexico, where he'll headline Tecate P’al Norte music festival for the first time. A text from Jack makes the flight a bit more interesting.

🫐 Quite Like You by @reminiscingintherain

[M, 11k, Louis/Zayn, fic post]

Zayn rolled his eyes and let out a heavy sigh as he walked slowly across the room, swaying carefully to accommodate his large bump. “Your daughter’s playing football with my bladder, and using my kidneys for boxing practice,” he grunted out, flopping heavily into the armchair, letting his head rest against the back. “I can’t remember the last time I saw my feet, my back feels like it’s been inverted, and my hips are just completely fucked.” He rolled his head to look at Louis. “I feel incredibly far from gorgeous right now.” “Well, I’m telling you, I’ve seen you in many, many states over the years, babe, and this… this is definitely the epitome,” Louis murmured. Told in a series of flashbacks, the story of Zayn and Louis from children to parents.

[warriorlyy]

HELLO I JUST WANT TO INFODUMP AND ADVERTISE MY RAREPAIR!!!

this is like a commercial, my pitch, my selling point for this ship, irukawa or irumaki aka miu iruma and maki harukawa r girlfriends

Ok TLDR; miu make weapon, maki use then they kiss

In more words…..

Ok so miu and maki are both insecure in their own rights. Maki is confident in her talents and doesnt seem to think highly about anything else she is. Miu is very outwardly confident, especially in her looks and talent, yet shes also extremely insecure in these things, or at least, craves validation

Hence this hc i came up with one day that im gonna slide into a royal au.

Miu: “you know, you’re actually pretty gorgeous for an assassin, like fuck, you look hot as shit.”

Maki: “…yeah sure”

Miu: “Im not fucking around, and when youre not glaring at me like you hate me or some shit, or being all angry at me, youre pretty fun to hang with.”

Maki: “Hm, i could say something similar.”

Miu: “?????”

Maki: “when youre not being a loud, abrasive annoying and shouting crude things, youre actually pretty smart and tolerable to be around”

Miu: (flustered beyonf belief and dies idfk)

JUST UGGGHHHHHHHHHGHGGGH I LOVE THEMM

They bounce of eachothers insecurities so well. Miu learns that under makis walls, shes just a sweet, pretty girl. And Maki learns that Miu’s actually cool when shes not trying to overcompensate to get attention

I cant explain it well enough but theyre like that domestic couple that somehow *works*

Maki casually doing chores and/or cooking, Miu fixing stuff around the house and buying cute things for the two of them (and decorating their house)

Id like to think they both do small things in eachothers lives that makes everything run smoothly. From Maki making miu breakfast when she wakes up late from working until 4am, to Miu picking out oufits for makis days

College au, they help eachother with studying and its genuine help because they have respect for eachother cuz they both smarties and

THEY WATCH CARTOONS TOGETHER 🫶🫶

Ive got this postgame au where theyre paired w eachother in a room (essentially vr au, and the students r dormed with people they didnt have much conflict / relationship depth with in game) and maki and miu are paired together and learn the other isnt as bad as they seem and theyre both cool people when you get to know them

UGHHHH i love them

[cupids-stimboards]

cupids event announcment

hell yeah 400 followers! figured i should drop some prompts for fun, i didnt expect this blog to be as big as it is since i dont really do much but im glad people are enjoying it anyway :3

im sorry that most of these r related to medias / fandom stuff but i figured that since i mostly post those types of boards it wouldnt hurt xP

use the tag #cupids400 and ill reblog them on my main! (stitchwraith-stingers), these prompts dont have a time limit! have fun!

board based off fave obscure character (or movie / media)

board based off fave headcanon (lgbt / disability / therian / etc)

board based off a rarepair! (or underrated platonic duo!)

board based off your fave shitpost / meme

board based off a mutual / friend

board based off the most recent thing youve done (hobby / show you watched / book you read / game you played etc etc)

board based off fave animal (s)

board with gifs you wouldnt normally like to use in your stimboards (excample: i would need to make a board with kenetic sand and slime when i dont use them in my boards often)

board based off the first image pinterest shows you when you go to the home page

board based off an object you own (can be anything; pin, tech, really werid poster etc)

board based off characters from two media that remind you of eachother

board based off what pokemon type a character you like would be

board based off food and/or drinks you like

board based off a song you like

board based off yourself!

[blazefirefox]

I'm working on actual art stuff but have this for now lmao (part 1/??)

Ships, yippee! specifically some of my favorite rarepairs. I decided I'd rather rip the band-aid off and just reveal some of my silly ships and pray that nobody decides to burn me at the stake

this includes some of my head cannons as well, and if you don't like these don't interact please!

Scaralayla

I think they look really good together, and they certainly have potential (also a fan fiction got me more attached to them than I already was). If you can't read my handwriting for Layla's age, it says 'elves age at a different rate than humans; 4:1 ratio (elves to humans); Layla is physically 22.5 y/o'

Chimiya

Yippee my first rare pair :D. I got into this ship when I learned about their interaction in Inazuma and I've been hooked ever since lol

Farumona

urugghhghghg confident women with twin tails I love themmmm. anyways one is a believer in astrology and star signs and the other has multiple graduate degrees.

Yanzou

YOU KNOW I HAD TO PUT YANZOU HERE. workplace romantics my beloveds. I need more fanfics of them istg

Fremillei

F R E M I L L E I. ugh my blorbos they deserve the world. yeah it's also gonna take them years to confess everyone around them is just waiting for them to be brave enough to ask

Noemika

A cute little pair! Playing through the poetry event made me an even more avid shipper of them (I was invested before the event lol) anyways girl boss & male wife frfr

Ayanilou

AYANILOUAYANILOUAYANILOUAYANILOUAYANILOUAYANILOU- or Ayalou i suppose. They are so important to me THE DRAMA OF THE SHIRASAGI HIMEGIMI DATING A DANCER FROM SUMERU????? A-

ok that's enough of me freaking out hope y'all like these!

[aa-rarepair-brackets]

Hello! Welcome to Ace Attorney Rarepair Brackets!

We are going to be hosting some rarepair brackets (several for different categories, like m/m and f/f will be separate to decrease chances of unfairness, since m/m ships usually gain more attention than f/f ones.)

We have several mods on our team!

Mod Kenny (🌼✨)

haiii!! i'm kenny! i go by he/him and i like to write and draw (mostly draw haha) my main interests r dgs and mp100. my fav rarepair would have to be hosolock !!

Mod Seb (🎸🧠)

HAIIII im seb!!!!!! i go by they/them!!! i am a musician and i ALSO draw!!!!! my main interests are aa, parappa the rapper/um jammer lammy, and also mp100!! my favorite rarepair in aa is PROBABLY emavera! or maybe myrobin hmmmmm lemme think about it,,, or kisevera since i made that,, IDK! UH H HAVE A NICE DAY👍

Mod Juno (🍓🌙)

Helloooo!! Im juno any/all and I love art. I’ve completed almost every ace attorney game and my current fav is tgaa2. My fav rarepair is probably either gorestrade or emaziska atm, my blog is coolandepicjuno if you want to check it out !!

Mod Kritter (🌸🍃)

hai im kritter 👋 she/he prns only pls. i love ace attorney, especially tgaa and i love drawing!! also rarepairs + crackships my beloved. my fav rarepair is either shamseki, clayvier or kaybastian

Mod Willow (🧏‍♂️🤫)

Hallo!! i'm willow and i love drawing gay people. I go by he/she/they!! i heart aa/tgaa and persona 5... if i had to choose my fav rairpair would probably be ryulock, vanlock, and the weirdgirl polycule

Rules on the blog !!

Please try to remain respectful! We can understand feeling mad at certain ships if they beat another in the brackets, however please do not take out this anger on any of our mods or anybody else.

Adding onto rule 1, please respect our moderators. We are working hard to bring you these brackets for your beloved rarepairs!

Please do not submit proship. Proships will be disregarded and mods also have the right to deny a ship if they feel uncomfortable with it, after discussion with at least one other mod on the team.

Please do not bash other ships. Like stated in rule 1, we understand feeling mad, but don't take this out on anyone. Propaganda is allowed, as in the google form linked at the end of the post, but do not bash any ships.

Finally, please try to have fun!!

Submission form:

Tagging system!

#not a poll - As it says on the tin; this post is not a poll! #poll - This post is a poll! #🌼✨ - This post was made by Kenny! #🎸🧠 - This post was made by Seb! #🍓🌙 - This post was made by Juno! #🌸🍃 - This post was made by Kritter! #🧏‍♂️🤫 - This post was made by Willow! #aa rarepairs bracket - General tag for all brackets to track our ones! #aa wlw rarepairs - The polls for the wlw ships bracket! #aa mlm rarepairs - The polls for the mlm ships bracket! #aa other rarepairs - The polls for the other rarepairs bracket (so qpr or platonic/familial) (note from Seb: this can also be like the Other category on ao3 or m/f rarepairs ^_^)! #aa semi-popular rarepairs - The polls for the bracket of semi-popular rarepairs (think Manosouta or Farafey)! #info for poll - Any extra info not included in this post!

The already submitted ships list can be found here!

Thank you for checking out our brackets, and please enjoy voting!

[uzi-x33]

random thoughts/memories w uzi, pt 1:

(possible tw?? For the first one, js skip if you want<3 )

one time Pinterest gave me an ad for r@zor blades, like jeez I was on FaceTime and I had the screen share on don’t out me like that pin holy shit💀💀

more thoughts:3

why do ppl feel the need to tell me who I am like girl- do you know me??? no!!!:33

unpopular opinionsss:

Dazai kinnie slander isn’t ok, neither is slander on anyone who decides to kin any character. Dazai kinnie slander can hurt like jeez wtf did we do to you??? We’re just trying to live😭 (or- not💀) ALSO LITERALLY JUST THISSS!!!!!!

I Heart junichiro sm<<<<333 he’s so misunderstood guys I love him☹️☹️💕 he’s just so silly I love him and his silly boyfriend tanizaki:3

another opinion, hating on other ppl’s ships isn’t ok. I can get it if it’s a pro ship they’re fuckibg disgusting. But if they’re just silly little rarepairs like junichiro x tanizaki or yosano x kouyo or Lucy x Louisa, they’re fine, I’ve seen so many ppl hate on them like bro let ppl be happy with their little ships 😭😭 there are some ships I personally dislike, but im not gonna be like “omg this ship sucks I hope everyone who ships it dies” like- no💀 im gonna be respectful and NOT SHARE MY OPINION UNLESS ITS WANTED AND IM ONLY GONNA BE HARSH ABT IT IN THE PRIVACY OF MY OWN SPACE😭😭😭

Last one before I go eep is soukoku. Just soukoku, I love soukoku:33

ow my head hurts, and my stomach, wtf. I’m gonna try and sleep I have to get up at 5:30 tmr for school

[amethystunarmed]

What Do You Say?

Word Count: 1753 AO3 Part 1 Written for Hatchetfield Rarepair Week Day 3: Memories Duke and Ted work on the case to get Ted custody of Peter. Duke gets a very normal migraine and Ted has a very normal reaction.

“I got your abomination of a drink,” Ted tells him. He’s only twenty minutes late to their meeting, which is honestly a record for him. Duke has started scheduling everything at least a half hour before he actually intends on starting. “Why on earth you need to add four sugars to a fucking white chocolate mocha, I’ll never understand.” Ted continues, taking a swig from what Duke hopes is his own cup. “Fair warning, it’s from Beanie’s, so it probably sucks.”

He places the cup in front of Duke, and falls into the chair for his clients on the other side of the desk. Ted says “Nothing can replace Miss Retro’s,” just as Duke picks up the cup and says, “Thanks darlin’.”

And something in Duke’s brain snaps.

Static. 

It almost makes you forget about all that.

It’s all static. 

It feels nice to be the hero, for once. 

Forget.

Miss Holloway had a good run. 

Forget, Douglas Keane. 

That’s not fair.

F O R G E T.

I couldn’t forget you, even if I tried. 

He hasn’t forgotten anything.

I’m trying to say good-bye.  

There is nothing to remember.

Can I?

So then why does it hurt so goddamn bad. 

When he next becomes aware of something other than the splitting pain searing his skull, he realizes he is no longer sitting in his chair. There is a steady hum of noise in the room. He’s on the ground, on his hands and knees. They’re warm and distantly achy. He realizes he is sitting in a puddle of hot coffee, that he must have spilled it when the migraine hit. The bizarre flare of pain recedes as quickly as it struck, just like they always do. With the migraine gone, Duke is able to parse out that the stream of noise beside him is Ted cursing.

“Oh fuck, oh shit, what the fuck, come on, man-”

“I’m fine,” Duke interrupts, voice sore. He pushes back on his hands so he can sit against his desk. The pain may have already faded, but the migraine has left him disoriented and breathless. They don’t happen often, but they leave him off-kilter. Sometimes he feels out of it for days after a bad one.

And this, this was a bad one.

“No you fucking aren’t!” Ted yells, voice squeaky with panic, “You just had like, a seizure or something. Have you had one before? We need to call 911-”

Ted pulls his phone out of his pocket like a man on a mission and Duke can’t believe he seems to be trapped in some weird temporal flux that makes Ted Spankoffski give a shit about other people. And, despite how much he would love to encourage this odd change in behavior, he  really doesn't want to go to the hospital. “Ted. It's really, really fine. It wasn't a seizure.” Ted glares at him, clearly doubtful. Duke bites his lip. “I get... Migraines.”

“Dude, that was not a migraine. You fell to your hands and knees and started screaming.” 

“That happens sometimes.” 

Ted gapes at him like he has absolutely lost his mind, and Duke supposes that, in a way, he has. 

He swallows. He doesn't like talking about it. He doesn’t think it’s anyone’s business. Right now, only three people know about his episodes: his general physician, Miss Holiday, and Duke himself. But most people haven’t seen him collapse on the ground and go nonresponsive. Most people haven’t seen the worst episode he’s ever had in person.

Ted apparently takes Duke’s silence as a sign of something further being wrong, because he unlocks his phone. “Fuck this, I’m calling an ambulance.” Duke sees Ted dial “9” and the thought of seeing an ambulance makes the static swell in his brain. 

He reaches out and places a hand over Ted’s phone. “Really, I’m fine. It’s already passed.”

Ted gives him a look of blatant disbelief.

“Look,” Duke says, “I...” He quickly thinks of a half-lie, something that will explain without going into the empty hole that Miss Holloway has left in his life, about the debilitating grief he can barely feel for a woman he hardly remembers. “I was... in an accident, a while ago. My doctor knows about these attacks, and I have been checked out for them, okay? I’m fine. That was just... a bad one.” 

“Okay...” Ted says, sounding like he isn’t okay at all. “...Are you sure we shouldn’t call someone?” He flips his phone anxiously in his hand. He has that panicked look, the same one he got right before asking Duke for help all those weeks ago. And suddenly Duke realizes he is missing something. Something important.

“Ted...” Duke says slowly. He has a feeling that if he gets this wrong, whatever moment is developing will crumble like sand. “Is something else going on here?”

“Psh, no,” Ted scoffs, “You must have hit your head when you fell.” He flips his phone quicker. He reminds Duke of the cagey high schoolers he is called to help, the ones who think they are too cool to show actual emotions. It almost makes Duke grin.

“You know, it’s fine if it scared you,” Duke reassures him, “Especially if you haven’t witnessed a medical emergency like that before.” 

Ted barks out a startled laugh. “It’s kind of the exact opposite.”

Duke frowns at him, any amusement he was feeling rapidly evaporating. “What does that mean?”

Ted sighs. He tucks his phone in his pocket and leans back on his hands. There is something intimate, the two of them sitting on the floor beside Duke’s desk. It makes Duke lean in, like he is privy to something special. But still, he is not prepared for the words that come out of Ted’s mouth.

“Peter had a seizure. Came over for dinner and we ended up spending the night in the ER. Apparently our parents didn't have time to pick up his insulin refill and he didn't want to 'worry me.’” He rolls his eyes. “Yeah, that didn't work. Fucking moron.” His voice is calm, but he brings his knees to his chest and hugs them, tightly. Duke can see the tension in his arms. “I thought he was dying.” The unspoken I thought you were dying, hangs in the air. “I thought my parents had finally killed him.” Ted chuckles, like that can disarm the absolute bomb he just dropped. “But at least he didn’t have to go to Abstinence Camp? So that’s something. We both missed out on the Honey Festival though, so, you win some, you lose some.”

It’s supposed to be a joke. An out Duke can take to make light of the situation. Duke doesn’t take it. He can’t imagine just continuing and making light of this situation, like it was something normal, a wild weekend that could be mocked. 

Duke could have passed their room in St. Damien’s when he went looking for Miss Holloway’s body in the morgue.

So instead, Duke doesn’t say anything. It’s a helpful trick he has learned over the years, to just let a silence be. He reaches up and grabs some napkins from the drink tray. He begins mopping up the coffee he knocked over, and lets Ted sit.

(Besides, he doesn’t know what he would say anyways.)

“Our parents... They're not bad people. They're just distant.” Ted continues after a few minutes, almost defensively. It feels involuntary, as innate a response as shivering in the cold. Duke wonders how often he's told this lie, that he truly believes it. “So for an independent kid like me, it was fine, you know? I took care of myself when I needed to.” 

And Duke has words to say about that, has heard plenty of hurt kids say the same thing, but Ted just plows through before he can get a word in. “But Peter... Peter isn't the kind of kid you can half-ass. He's too fucking good to die because my fucking parents can't bother to drive to the pharmacy. He needs someone who can actually take care of him.” Ted laughs bitterly and gives Duke a self-deprecating smile. “Guess he really inherited the Spankoffski luck if he's stuck with me.”

“I think he's plenty lucky,” Duke says without thinking. He means it though. Peter is lucky to have someone like Ted looking out for him.

Ted blinks at him, seeming utterly dumbstruck. He blushes, a bit, and isn’t that a wonder. Ted Spankoffski. Blushing. He clears his throat. “Well, you'd be about the only one.” 

Duke smiles at him. “Let's get back to work so you can show the rest of Hatchetfield then, huh?” With the information Ted just gave him about Peter’s health, Duke figures they would have a pretty solid case for medical neglect. If Peter was taken to the children’s ward, Duke may be able to have Becky Barnes come in as a witness. She has always been a fantastic resource for him in past cases-

“Oh no,” Ted says, interrupting Duke's train of thought. He clambers to his feet, and holds out a hand to help Duke up. “You are going to take a fucking break, that’s what is about to happen!” 

Duke blinks at him, even as he takes Ted’s hand. “Ted, I told, you, I’m fine-”

“Can it,” Ted interjects, and pokes his finger at Duke’s chest. “We’re not fucking up my little brother’s life because you were too out of it to file the proper paperwork. We’re stopping until I’m sure you’re not about to keel over.” 

And just a few weeks ago, Duke would have been annoyed. But somewhere along the line, Duke has realized that Ted is physically incapable of being emotionally vulnerable, even about his brother who he so clearly cares for. Most of his worrying about Peter comes out in complaints and bitching. And Duke thinks that, maybe this is just Ted’s version of caring.

He finds himself oddly touched. 

Duke feels a fond little smile creep onto his face. “Sure,” he says, “Seems like we need to pick up more coffee anyways.”

Ted looks down at the puddle of coffee-soaked napkins at Duke's feet.

“To be honest, this is probably for the best. I think both our drinks had spit in them. The baristas at Beanie's do not like me.”

And, for a brief, impossible moment, Duke finds himself wondering why.

“I mean, the crabby one is not NEARLY hot enough to be as mean as she is.”

Ah. Right.

[lesboard]

Hi fools welcome to Lesbian Skateboards Domain!

General fandoms: PHIGHTING! <33 , Blocktales, sometimes Glitch shows, occasional hoyoverse game (fuck hoyo as a company but their storys r damn good sigh...) uhh and other stuff ig who knows! SPOILER WARNINGS FOR: Glitch shows, Bungo Stray Dogs. I am too lazy to tag these sorry.

Fun facts abt me: I think im a fictionkin of Skateboard or wtv idk man hes just so me yeah! I'm a BIG multishipper and fuck heavy with rarepairs so u might see some random ahh ships here and question my sanity. Art good mmm mash reblog.

DNI? No dni. I block whoever I feel like :thumbs_up:!

changed my mind bc i got nervous if ur a TERF , Zionist, or otherwise bigoted fuck right off thanksss 🩷🩷🩷 I also write fanfic and draw and make graphics!

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ALETYLER/TYLEJANDRO/ALEJANDRO X TYLER/🌹🏈 RAMBLING BY YOURS TRULY...TYLER'S HEADBAND/ALEX!!!!!!!!^_^

I LOVE ALETYLER SM!!!!!! its literally my OTP liek tyler my brother in christ you do NOT like grills lil bro like why did bro get so defensive when al picked him up and literally gets concerned when they just simply tapped him on the shoulder like U R NOT STRAIGHT BUCKAROO "but oilyjaundicedoorknob manipulated stoopifsdd orangutan dat wsaers a red headband and trcksuithibht!!!!!!" yes, i know. alejandro has manipulated almost IF not all of the contestants. and in World Tour eel and teelor actually had a friendship that WASNT one sided. No manipulator would consider a victim their friend. plus there were some times where al liked tyler and no they did NOT interact 3 times *insert random ass name* alliances need to have alot of interacts 2 be considered an alliance. and they interacted alot in TDWT, and also btw i dont rlly think that aletyler should even be considered as a rarepair since they interacted alot(rarepairs are ships where the characters BARELY interact) and i think fanon ship is a better term 4 it. plus it wasnt even manipulation brah she was just telling him 2 expose gwen which created the worst fucking love triangle ever

uhhhhh headcanons ig-(not doing the rainbow text bc it takes too long to do)

al is genderfluid(you obviously know bc im the CEO of genderfluid alejandro),pan,intersex,an ace in the hole, and autism bc i have autism mueheheheheheheh(any/all).

tyler is trans ftm,bi,demiboy and has AUDHD bc i have ADHD too lmao(He/It)

al literally has 13 evil exes and one of them keeps annoying him

tyler first met al's family when al was in the fucking hospital after the volcano incident(and yes this is a reference 2 that one aletyler angst thingy made by @alejandrolover23)

al is rlly good at flirting(obviously) but teelor is so cringeworthy and cheesy its paintful("are you a fart? cuz you blew me away[cool]" "what the sigma")

one time in a date, josé went in a very shitty disguise as a foreign waiter with a ridiculously bad accent and al got super pissed

when alpha and tidepod met eachother after world tour tyler literally tackled them

ngl i think the reason why this ship is hated is so stupid like why do you hate it just bc its fanon like you wouldn't handle my crack/crossoverships(one of them is josé x sans)

eep

have this pic of one of my tdi OCs Rosa gushing over aletyler because shes a fujoshi

"GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!" ahh tyler(IMAGE NOT MINE)

sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy

ok thats it lmao bye bye eg-w-

#aletyler4lyfer

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[siriusblackdevotee]

RAREPAIR ANON HERE !

first off! you are absolutely allowed to take breaks for any reason whatsoever and anyone who says otherwise is wrong

Second , any ship is perfect, preferably some of the sirius centric ones because im craving rarepairs of him recently more than usual or any that hooked you onto the rarepair, the sirius/voldemort and sirius/barty ones (i think) sounded very interesting

Sending you all the love and i hope you get to relax now that finals etc are over <3

You came..so fast...

I love that Severus/Remus/Sirius, voldy/Sirius and Barty/Sirius stood out to you, you really don't want to pair him up with nice guys (same)

Voldy/Sirius

Please please check out all of metalomagnetic's works on this pairing, especially It all runs in the blood. It's so good, you don't understand.

Besides that, here's a list of recommendations on this pairing from me, most are pretty fucked up so...be warned of that.

It's very little 💔💔 I wish people wrote this pairing more 💔💔

Bitchkiller (buckle up)

TheJessalope!! You have to check them out!! They have bitchkiller centric fics written but it's not endgame though

more than a (sick) love story by seekthestars!! Similar to prev, bitchkiller is just a rebound

the coldest form of warm by sirixbarty completed!

Irascible by sunkillerism wip (abandoned) 100k words

checkmate (I couldn't lose) by bytheheart

call it what you want by maruyaaya

The best of intentions by SebbiGrey,

Icarus, written by an anonymous writer is so freaking good. It's Remus/James critical as tagged, so feel free to click away if you dislike it!!

(not bitchkiller related, but this anonymous writer creates some of the rarest characterizations, (background) ships and even interactions, they are just so incredibly underrated and talented, so check them out here if you could!!)

Starosekiller? bitchkillerose??

This is unfortunately so freaking rare, I've only read A Certain Romance by SebbiGrey

All the other fics are in my head :(

Sirius/Rabastan

The Other Side: First Blood by ChapterEight dark! Sirius 😻 this is what introduced me to the pair

None So Vile by hsvh dark! Sirius😻, one shot, happy ending

An insufficient guardian by Shadowmun (They have written other works on this pairing, so check them out :>)

All the other fics r once again...in my head...

Sirius/Greyback

metalomagnetic's The thrill of the chase

Also more Shadowmun fics

it doesn't seem much but these two have written a lot on this pairing, it is so good omg. I haven't read nor found a long fic of the pairing tho 💔

Sirius/Evan

Shadowmun, again. I love them🩷

The Other Side: Flesh and Blood by ChapterEight which is part 2 of the other side has some!! The fic is still ongoing and it's been some time since I've read it so idk if the Evan/Sirius has developed yet

Devoted like us by JUDE14 it's a wip and I think rather new?

Cloud of Affection by meloms short but adorable

Sirius/Kingsley

Don't Forget the Dog by flitterflutterfly a oneshot

In the Shadow of Grimmauld Place by MidnightStargazer completed

Sirius/Lucius

Family by metalomagnetic

That's all I got 💔💔 I'll find more

Sirius/Dorcas

So You Wanna Start a War? By c_m_li completed. Ish. Not centric to their relationship though.

the rest is in my head. I swear it's a good ship.

Sirius/Mary

Once was Love // To Build a by HomenGinnywasafriendofmine wip

Covenant by LilPotterfanfic wip

Shut Up, Black by Patriceavril complete

Since Sirius centric ones stood out to you, I did them first but if there's a non Sirius one you're interested in, let me know!!