#these r from a couple days ago

[lioncircus]

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[lovecatsys]

trying to get better at taking mirror selfies.

[sp00ky9]

guys i fixed this i actually like it now!! yippee!!

[upsidedowngrass]

For drawing requests uhhh anything with Bryce? I just super adore the way u draw his limbs idk what it is about it !!! I'm just like 0-0 like a cat at him every time

here he is!!!!! thank u :D!!!!!!!!!!

[pup-pee]

my father telling me how scared he was when i ran away from the house but i cant express how scared i was 2 b in the house

hey, whats up w/that?

[nsfwordwitch]

Kinktober 2023 Day 19

Prompt: Exhibitionism/Voyeurism Pairing: Halsin x nonbinary tiefling Tav x Astarion 986 Words

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Astarion sets up the room. The bed, large enough for three at least, is centered on the floor, unobstructed on all sides. He makes sure the sound-dampening spell is in place. Then, he moves a chair to a corner of the room, and he waits.

He's watched them before, of course, on their evening jaunts to the woods. At first, he just wanted to make sure Halsin was treating Weft right. Once they told him they'd known he was there the whole time…well. He was invited to observe or not as he pleased, from then on. But now that he's free, it's very annoying to trek all the way out there just to watch. He suggested they fuck on a bed, for once, like civilized people, and they decided to indulge him.

The door opens, and excitement rises in his stomach.

"Thank you again for the robe," Halsin says as he and Weft enter. "Although, you wear yours better than I wear mine."

"Are you kidding?" Weft says with a laugh, leaning against him and steering him backwards toward the bed. "Big tough Halsin in a nice bolt of silk? That's exactly what I like to see." They push gently on his chest and he sits on the bed.

Neither of them look at Astarion, but for a moment he feels a tiny nudge in his mind from Weft. It's nothing more than an acknowledgement, a tiny lovesick greeting from his dearest. It makes his chest flutter.

Weft puts their leg up on the bed beside Halsin, letting their robe slip down to reveal they're wearing nothing beneath but their underwear. Halsin leans forward, drawing his face up their inner thigh. "You're only half-hard, my love."

"You'd better do something about that, then. Mn–"

Halsin's mouth is on them now, his tongue sneaking around the edge of their underwear. He pulls one of their balls into his mouth, and Weft threads their fingers into his hair. Halsin unties the side and back of Weft's underwear and leaves them dangling off their leg. "That's more like it," he murmurs, palming their erection and kissing their stomach.

Weft pushes Halsin's shoulders and his back lands on the bed. They drop their robe and underwear to the floor, then lean over Halsin to pull his off, too. They brush their breasts over his cock as they move, eliciting a noise from Halsin. Astarion smiles to himself.

"My mouth has more to offer you," Halsin says, and Weft giggles. They crawl over him and settle with their ass over his face. He drags his hands over their cheeks and pulls them down, starts licking their hole. Weft lets out a sigh and relaxes over him, letting their head fall back. They grind into his face, and Astarion notices their tail casually moving toward Halsin's cock. It wraps loosely around the base, not flexible enough for more than a gentle drape. Halsin's cock twitches and Astarion shifts in his seat, captivated by it.

Halsin parts his mouth from Weft. "Would you face the other way?" he asks them.

"Sure," Weft says, and does as he suggests. When Halsin's eyes are briefly visible to Astarion, he sees Halsin looking at him, and his pulse quickens. When Weft settles back down on him, he reaches for their cock and strokes it while he eats them out.

Weft closes their eyes and leans into the pleasure for a moment, their body bending and twitching in pleasure. Then they almost seem to snap out of something and lean forward, reaching between Halsin's legs. They spit onto their fingers and Halsin moans when two of them enter him.

"Shall I fuck you, my love?"

"Yes," Halsin breathes, and Weft climbs off of him. They pat his shoulder and he flips on his front, and turns around on the bed so his ass is to them. Astarion wonders idly if this positioning is also for his sake, but either angle would have been fine: Weft and Halsin's faces, Weft's ass fucking Halsin's; both have their appeal.

Weft enters him and Halsin cries out. They fuck him, languidly, taking their time. Halsin's voice becomes increasingly pained, and he's almost whining when he says "Weft, please."

"Please what?" Weft asks, smooth as silk. Astarion clutches at the front of his shirt.

"Please fuck me harder. Please, deeper. Ah–!"

Weft picks up speed, gradually increasing the pace of their thrusts, rolling their hips to find his walls. Halsin twists his hands in the sheets, moaning his gratitude. His cries get louder, higher pitched, and when he comes, Weft and Astarion both gasp. Weft only needs a few more thrusts before they come, too, leaning down against his back.

"You marvel," they say to Halsin, who reaches behind and pats their ass. Weft pulls out of him and collapses on the bed beside him. They tilt their head to look at Astarion, and he's already making his way to them.

His mouth is on theirs before they can even speak, his tongue digging into them. They chuckle against him and break the kiss. "Liked the show did you?"

"Taunt me later," he snaps, removing his breeches. "I need to fuck you right now."

"Fuck. Yes." They roll around on the bed so their ass is facing him and he wastes no time. When their legs are around him, he finds their hole and presses his cock into it. They both moan, and they rock against each other, Weft's arm over his shoulder. Their eyes meet, and with one hard thrust he finishes inside them.

Weft wraps their arms around him and pulls him onto the bed on top of them, then rolls him onto his side. They kiss again, softly. Astarion looks over his shoulder at Halsin, watching them. 

"Oh fine, well done to you, too." He gives Halsin a quick pat, which makes Halsin laugh.

“Very high praise from you.”

[theropoda]

please fucking let me see illegal and legal altmer sex positions. hello

[pyrothecary]

hey gamers if you're here from tgp holy SHIT i'm so sorry. i have actually a negative amount of updates i'm currently in the process of replotting it because the story i had before got so unnecessarily complex, there were like 10 subplots and i'll be honest it just sucked ass. so i'm simplifying and starting from scratch

[madnessofmen]

okay so there's prussiaboos, kaiseraboos, and wehraboos. but are there any people who are weebs for the weimar republic.

[sibyl-of-space]

Final builds of demo are exported. I am so tired. Tomorrow I finish the trailer and Sunday I finish the final presentation of the steam page and press submit. Everything going well the demo releases in a week..............

[gayleafpool]

hey tumblr hey hey pspspssp tumblr whys my dash not in order

[autistic-katara]

why did my dysphoria have to choose right now to get rlly bad-

[seokmatthewz]

matthew and hanbin's friendship is just so cute 2 me

[youremyonlyhope]

I really should know better than to watch dumb romcoms while I'm 90% sure I'm ovulating.

This time it was Netflix's Love in the Villa trying to make me cry.

[mclwcc]

why did i think u were british this whole time. i just now noticed the romanian and i have been following u for an embarrassingly long time. omg i'm so sorry.

i was going to ask u if the UK is really this puritanical bc like. i was raised by some right-wingers who taught me that if i even danced with someone i was not married to, i would spend eternity burning in hell, and i still couldn't rlly bring myself to care abt a guy in his mid-20s making sex jokes enough to be offended abt it. but i mean u are not british so that doesn't matter now.

this also begs the question why are ppl getting moral/life advice from multimillionaires. like if lando gets a STD, he just goes and gets treatment. if an american gets a STD, they go bankrupt. u rlly have to put how promiscuous u can be in perspective of ur circumstances unless u want gangrenous genitals from chlamydia. also like if ur george russell or lance stroll or max verstappen or— and u physically harm someone, all u have to do is issue an apology. if ur quite literally a normal person, ur going to jail for that shit like u cannot behave like a multimillionaire under any circumstances unless u are also a multimillionaire bc one of three things will happen: 1) jail, 2) bankruptcy, 3) the end.

sorry for making u read my incoherent thoughts again but i know u appreciate a good landogate. i just don't really get this one. like wow local man in his twenties cracks nsfw jokes w his friends and experiences horniness. did these people never become traumatized by omegle. bc this isn't abnormal behavior for a man in his 20s spotted in the wild online. it's actually quite tame.

hi anon! so like first off ur not entirely wrong abt the british thing - i am romanian but ive been living in the uk for like 4 years now, u mightve seen a reference to that and assumed i was english. but bc ive been living there for a while i can quite confidently say that no, english people are not generally puritanical at all, much less than in america anyways. maybe theres more value put on decorum and politeness but i generally associate religiously-fuelled prudishness with american protestantism lmao. anyways

my thing is ive just come back from a vacation where i had no roaming so i genuinely have no idea whether ive missed smth major lmao. from what i could tell the thing ur talking abt is lando making dirty jokes on stream and ppl allegedly getting upset at that (??) which unless thats all been happening on twitter and i just havent seen it bc i deleted the app (god bless) (likely), the whole 'drama' seems to stem from one clickbait article by a clickbait sports news publication that seems to b based in india rather than the uk. was this abt the way landos (british) friends responded to him on stream? bc from what i could tell they were also participating in the moaning and calling themselves daddy activities. otherwise like what predominantly british public did u see upset? its quite odd as a thing to happen

not saying this isnt a pattern w lando tho - back in 2020 idk if u were around but if u were, u should rmbr how dire the situation was. basically anyone who'd make a sex joke around lando was essentially corrupting god's most darlingest little baby boy, how dare they. theres a certain amount of infantilisation around lando that thank god isnt happening as much anymore but maybe its reared its ugly head again. or, if ppl r getting mad at him for Corrupting His Audience (if theyre getting mad at all - again ive only seen ppl saying it was totally fine and funny), then this just represents his full flip into the whore part of the madonna whore dichotomy. the same reason miley cyrus twerking at the 2013 vmas wouldve been so much more scandalous than another female singer that hadnt previously had a child-friendly teen star image.

i dont rly know how to address the whole life advice paragraph - i rly dont think lando talking abt a girl character in fortnite shooting cream out of her palms or propellers or smth is exactly life advice. lando specifically has quite a complicated relationship w his position as a role model and he often worries abt the 'advice' he gives ppl - smth thats also like, true, hes a v sheltered 23 year old who lacks a lot of normal life experiences bc his professional career basically started around age 7. idrk what to say abt the whole std thing bc like not only have i not heard lando talk actual details abt his potential promiscuity beyond a couple vague jokes, but also bc ive never had to think abt going into debt over chlamydia doamne pazeste. also like idk if i push someone nothing happens but if max verstappen does it on an international broadcast he has to do community service for it so 🤷🏻‍♀️ u win some u lose some. not rly sure of the point u wanted to make if im totally frank lol

tldr like yeah f1 drivers r mainly irresponsible athletes in an extreme sport and u shouldnt model ur life after them. but also op ur life sounds terrifying like 'jail / bankrupcy / the end' sounds like either the way US capitalism works (big up the prison industrial complex) or oscar wilde's new years resolutions in january 1895 lmao

[gloireceleste]

sometimes. death just wishes i'd left him on his own blog.