#these posts are so embarrassing looooool

[gayashawol]

i was going to do cute fluffy black imagines (with the doing your hair, admiring your african outfit and blah blah blah) but i think i’ll let @xotaemintol do all the work.

[verstappen-cult]

HOW YOU GET THE GIRL | CL16

— 02. THE MEDDLING

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summary: in which charles has an embarrassing crush on alex's childhood best friend and everyone meddles. content warnings: faceclaim is taylor hill but you can picture her as you’d like! some cursing and for the sake of the smau imola was not canceled. note: thank you sm for the love you showed the first part! once again if you see some mistakes please know that english is not my first language and i noticed them once everything was finished. if you want to be added to the taglist, just let me know! ♡

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MAY 14, 2023.

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📍 ROMA, ITALY

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alex_albon Don’t believe anything they say, I won ⛳️

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lilymhe i’m not gonna say anything. 🤐

user35 so it is true. they were with charles and Y/N user36 We don’t know that user37 someone working there confirmed it

charles_leclerc mate you fell like three times

user38 WE GOT THE CONFIRMATION user39 omg this makes it real user40 BUT WAS Y/N ACTUALLY THERE

user41 not his entire comment section filled with charles and Y/N fans 🙄🙄🙄

user42 PARENTS

yourusername shut up you know i won

user43 OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDD user44 i cant believe it i’m having a crisis over this user45 context pls user46 everyone’s saying they were in a double date and apparently this is the confirmation.

pierregasly thanks for (not) inviting me!!!

📍 ROMA, ITALY

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yourusername i won. i have witnesses.

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alex_albon keep saying that 🥱

yourusername SHUT UP

user47 not a single pic of charles and her together but we know they were together

user48 feeding us crumbs

user49 she looks so pretty

zendaya tom keeps saying we need to play golf when you’re back in london.

yourusername tell him i’m gonna kick his ass

landonorris you should play with people that actually knows how to play: ME

lilymhe SORRY? yourusername dw lils, i have your back

user50 i love how she’s befriending everyone

user51 thanks to alex user52 and your point is? user51 she’s using him for his fame user53 LOOOOOOL

pierregasly thanks for (not) inviting me!!!

user54 what’s more hilarious to me than this whole “double date” discourse are pierre comments on both alex and Y/N posts because they did not invite him.

Y/N & ALEX’S iMESSAGE

THURSDAY MAY 18, 2023 — PRESS CONFERENCE

charles is sitting next to lando and max, pierre next to him as alex stands in front of them. he’s aware they’re talking about what they’re expecting from this weekend, but he can’t seem to focus on what they are actually saying, only picking up pieces of the conversation. he’s too focused on his phone, the message thread he has with Y/N staring back at him. the last text he has from her is just a simple ‘cool’ after he was trying to play it cool.

“what you doing, charlie?” max asks, playfully poking him in the ribs. he immediately locks his phone, raising his head only to find that everyone is looking at him already.

“i know what he’s doing.” lando wiggles his eyebrows and charles wonders if he really needs his fingers to race. “you screwed up.”

charles knows he screwed up, and definitely doesn’t need lando reminding him the awful mistake he made for just trying not to sound too intense because, of course, he’s made that mistake in the past. and every girl he’s had something with always said the same: ‘you’re too much, charles’, ‘you’re taking things too fast, we should take a break.’ so ever since the last girl he dated, once again, said the same thing, charles promised himself he would not be that guy.

“hey,” alex has this look of pity in his eyes that he doesn’t like, not even one bit. “maybe we could do something to help you.”

“i don’t need your help.” charles’ tone is too sharp and abrupt it’s makes him feel a little bad for talking to his friends like that. but just a little.

“look, you like her, right?” pierre chimes in, but doesn’t wait for an answer. “alex is his best friend, if you want a chance with her, he’s the only one who can help you right now.”

but why does he wanna help him?

alex must see the question written all over his face because he says, “she’s dated a few assholes in the past and i really want something good for her. i trust you, charles.” he tries to look serious which only makes charles laugh. “besides, i have the perfect idea.”

ALEX’S iMESSAGE — MAY 18, 2023

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📍 VENICE, ITALY — MAY 19, 2023

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yourusername a few days ago i had the pleasure to celebrate two of my favorite people, Chloe and Scotty James. and spent two wonderful days filled with love and joy in the beautiful venice! so happy for you both. 👩🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼🩷

i wish i could stay here forever, but back to reality for now. :(

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user55 i didn’t know she’s friends with the strolls

lance_stroll I have very embarrassing videos of you, just remember that 🍾

user56 why lance and Y/N look kinda good together

user57 That’s exactly what I was thinking. They would look pretty good as a couple user58 he has a girlfriend user59 and Y/N is probably dating charles user57 only rumors

user60 back to reality? she’s not gonna be in the paddock this weekend?

user61 why would she? nobody wants her there

user62 i thought she was in italy for the gp

user63 just a coincidence user62 still hoping she’ll be there

francisca.cgomes I’m gonna need to borrow that beautiful dress! ❤️

user63 she really knows everyone now user64 literally. she was just one time at a race and befriended everyone

user65 i feel like we’re missing something

Y/N’s iMESSAGE

SATURDAY MAY 20, 2023 — THE MISSION 007 DINNER

the second you see a head of brown hair standing at the door, you want to walk over to where alex is sitting and smash his head on the table. you made sure before arriving to the restaurant that charles was not gonna be there tonight, even lando told you he was busy with some ferrari event. obviously, both lied to you.

“hey, charles!” george, who’s standing next to you, his girlfriend carmen at your other side, waves at him. and for the first time since that fateful dinner a few days ago, you make eye contact with his bright brown eyes.

butterflies break free inside your belly, even when you try to repress everything he makes you feel.

you’ve known charles for no more than ten days but it really feels like you’ve known each other your whole life. everything is so easy with him, you can’t remember when was the last time you felt this way, if it ever happened.

you thought everything was going well between you two and, for a minute, you let yourself believe he could like you. but then he gave you the cold shoulder and everything came crashing down.

and that’s your problem. you always feel so much in so little time that when things don’t go the way you’d like, everything hurts twice as hard.

there’s no one to blame but you.

“hey,” is it possible to like the sound of his voice so much that you feel your knees going weak?

“you’re the last one to arrive. here,” george shares a look with his girlfriend that you don’t really know how to read, and both move aside. “you’re sitting here tonight. we’ll go find our seats.”

you want the earth to swallow you. you want to be in a plane far away from here because the seat george is pointing at it’s right next to yours.

before you can open your mouth to say something, the couple slips away. and suddenly it feels like you and charles are the only ones in the room.

no one says a word for what feels like hours. you’re actually trying to find a excuse to leave when charles sighs, defeated.

“i’m sorry.” his voice is almost a whisper, something only for you to hear. “i acted like an idiot.”

“yeah,” you agree because you don’t know what else to say. he did act like an idiot, ignoring you for days, not answering your texts even when you asked him if something was wrong.

“i can explain if you’d let me.”

his brown eyes bore into yours, so soft and sincere your heart skips a beat. and even if you want to say no, your whole body begs you to accept.

“let’s eat first and enjoy the evening,” his face lights up like a kid on christmas day. “then i’ll let you buy me dessert and we can talk.”

TWITTER — SUNDAY MAY 21, 2023

TAGLIST (bold means i couldn’t tag you) — @leclerc16s. @willowpains. @berrnuu. @minkyungseokie. @sassyheroneckgiant. @scott-mccall-could-lift-mjolnir. @nessacarty1. @a1leexxa. @storminacloud. @lovstappen.

note: i hope you liked it. i’m sorry if i forgot to tag you! please let me know what you think, likes and reblogs are greatly appreciated. <3

[writtenwhalien]

Hi Amelia! How was your weekend? I’m starting to reblog fics (didn’t do it before but realize is important to authors) and reblog Talk slow but wanted to send you an ask too because I feel is more personal lol

So I loved loved loved your portrait of Tae!!’ He was honestly the perfect guy, so caring and kind of cocky, sweet and hot. When OC broke up with him he respected her decision even though he still loved her and that is very... honorable? I speak Spanish and sometimes I can’t think of the right English word but I loved that feature on him.

And the smut was 🔥🔥🔥 Tae being a dom and calling OC angel was so hot. Also OC was during truth or dare and I really liked that. She stand up for herself when those boys where bothering her and that was good too.

I’m gonna comment on All of you now 😛 I love jealous Jimin so much and I enjoy how he and OC are slowly becoming more close and intimate. OC being so good at her job is so cool!! But it’s sad she already thinks she can’t be with Jimin so I’m intrigued about the whole arranged married stuff... I just can’t wait to read more.

And the Elie Saab dress!!! Those are so gorgeous. Did you have one specific dress in mind?

Also Sung-ho is so cute! He’s so caring with her aunty.

Have a nice week 💖💕

omggg, *clears throat and prepares to embarrass herself*... yo estudió español en colegio pero olvidó mucho ahora. es muy decepcionante porque pasé siete años aprendiéndolo. deberíamos hablar en español ahora, pero solo a veces porque estoy estúpido y no voy a entender mucho :) .... i hope that makes sense 😂 it’s been three years but i am really annoyed i’ve forgotten most of it 🤦🏻‍♀️

anyways, i’m so glad you liked talk slow, i really doubt my fics shortly after i’ve posted them so it’s always relieving to hear good feedback 🥰 i was supposed to make Tae more of a dom, but he was still soft because soft smut is my favourite looooool. i was also going to make it more of an enemies to lovers vibe, but it ended up kind of softer w that convo in the kitchen.

& about All of You, it’s good you like jealous Jimin because there is a lot more of that coming, with healthy doses of angst too 🤓🤓 i’m sure that’s what most readers like 😂 and i also love oc in this story, i aspire to be like her loooool. i’m not going to say much else but thank you so much for reading and messaging me! i’m struggling with the next part but it always helps to have feedback to keep me going 🥰🥰 as for the dress, i did have something in mind, but it’s more of a hybrid between these two Elie Saab dresses:

so the colour and embroidery of J.Lo’s dress, a pretty blush pink w (rose) gold embellishments, but the shape and split leg of the second dress!

sending you lots of love fran! have a lovely week! 🥰💖💘💗

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

@admiral-craymen replied to your post “@adrewnana1 replied to your post “I'm actually not a big fan of the "books are so boring and family-unfriendly that only nerds...”

LOOOOOOL!

I am, in fact, going to find this stripper and hire her to work at my house – to make sure nothing bad happens – so in my absence she can have something to do

Also, I've been doing a lot of embarrassing self-dare things lately, like reading Weird Sun Twitter or doing a lot of hanggliding, and I'm going to give the next person who sends me a message a free round-trip airplane ticket to the place of their choosing, so long as she accepts and signs some release form saying that she won't sue me for any accidents resulting from the trip

Also, I'm going to take the next person who sends me a message who wants to give me the money for a month and give me $1000 a month for the rest of the year … but it has to be enough for one person to be able to get that much money every month from me, so that I am not giving a disproportionate amount of money to one person, which would result in me making a disproportionate amount of money for one person, and that's fine, you know?

I'm going to give this stripper $50 for each of the next 20 minutes if/when I get online until I post my next question

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[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

working very hard on imagining that both the op of posts and the person im reblogging from are real tangible people that im talking directly to and that will hear me and have feelings about it because its easy to forget. which like Is an internet phenomenon at large but is also just something i have too much trouble with looooool every time i go to cons i have to remind myself so hard that everyones regular people or else i start talking to anyone without their face clearly showing like theyre whatever theyre dressed up as its EMBARRASSING

[ajw720]

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahha daylymail and justjared??? REALLY??? The 2 media outlets paid constantly by PR? The only 2 that always post about the Swifer? (ohh I love this new name) Hey TEAM INCOMPETENT, message for you: YOU ARE WASTING YOUR MONEY! You better buy her a proper dress for the next event with that money than pay 2 of the most PR-influenced media outlets to talk about how "gorgeous" she was. No one feels second hand embarrassment here? She has to pay to be called nice things! Looooool

I do want to thank whoever is in charge of the HFPA website because there probably is no more appropriate name than the Swifer. My new fav name as well.  It is better than Nia (remember that, i think broadway world after elsie 2015).

At least with JJ, it was contained.  She looked “stunning” and was mentioned in the same sentence as LM. Ridiculous yes, but contained in comparison.  A payment in return for a compliment.

But the DM took this to a whole new level. First she is the headline over Penelope? Really?  Are they kidding?  No of course not, Penelope did not pay, M and the idiots on D’s team did.

I am choosing to view this article as comedy gold, because if we can’t laugh, what else can we do. A few of my favorite lines:

“Still in love! DC looks smitten with girlfriend of SEVEN years MS”

Smitten they say, he looks smitten.  More like he is doing everything in that moment to actually get through so he can move on a take photos with people of worth. If this is what smitten looks like, may i never be in love. Perhaps they should compare what he looks like in EVERY OTHER PHOTO. Because dramatic difference.  Tortured would be the word i would chose.

“it looks like the magic is still there”I guess one can say there is magic if you actually believe he is smitten???  So maybe???  It does take something other worldly to actually believe in their “love.”

“His lady love stood out in a black top with sheer sleeves and a lace miniskirt under a long silver and black skirt”

I would like to know if the author was high when s/he wrote this?  Or just in hysterics the entire time????  Because really?  The outfit was a new low even for her.  Though I am honestly surprised they did not credit stylist and person responsible for the combo, bestie Lulu.

“The looker added long earrings and a large cocktail ring on her middle finger.” Do you pay the publication by compliment?  Cause this was one expensive article.

And my fav:

“No engagement ring... yet”

Or never, but a girl can dream i suppose! Bearding goals.

Notes on the DM from a friend in the UK

“DM is considered the cesspit of UK journalism as it is owned by Rupert Murdoch. All they ever report on at celebrity events is how someone looked and do click bait articles intended to piss you off.  M fits in perfectly with that publication. The most desperate and attention hungry pay the daily mail. And they will love that she is such a polarizing figure, because that publication thrives on hated females being dragged through the mud by the GA. And that these stupid women actually pay them for the privilege. The Daily Mail salivates when we talk about her negatively and draw attention to their post”.

I think this speaks for itself on this particular publication. Agreed, please next time buy her a dress. and proper undergarments. Pretty please?  Or better, maybe no next time? Too optimist? I am already have nightmares for D about her upcoming “performance.”

[enaasteria]

if your plan with the jar is that Sehun proposes to Ahri through it, I will 1204728% dIE!! like my heart will not be able to handle it. I think the wedding scene should come first to get it done and over with LOL I JUST WANNA SEE HOW SEHUN AND AHRI WILL TURN IUT OH or... the first scene being Jiyul and Seyong making up or something like thT. On another note, Sehun’s shoulders & chest XISNCNDN god bless for the elyxion tour and providing a great view of it ~ thirsty smut anon

OHHHHH HELLO SMUTTY ANON. I'm on mobile so for people who don't want spoilers, don't read this post.so, not quite on the jar but it plays a visual romantic role later on in the chapter. Like i can see it all in my head so i hope it sounds romantic when i write it. Or well... It might just be really cheesy loool. I'm still not sure how to open the chapter. Like nothing comes to mind and I've been rattling my head for what will do this chapter justice and i can't think of anything. Maybe it will be them just making out or something. I kid. I don't write smut tho, anon. You have read ch 10. It was terribads. We don't talk about that chapter looooool. It still embarrasses me //sweats// and please. Do tell me more about elyxion go hun. I'd like more details 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[20thjanuarys]

looooool uh is it denb**********ik bc they always post the cringiest photos with the cringiest captions and it hurts my soul a little bit knowing henrik sees those bc he actually commented on one once

OKAU I WASNT TALKING ABOUT THEM BUT TBH THEM AS WELL BECAUSE LTERALLY WHAT THE FUCK SOMETIMES THEY R JUST SO FUCKING STUPID AND EMBARRASSING I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE DOING THAT!!!! also omg yes with the siv thing like shes pretty embarrassing too but like… leave her out of it stop tagging her in weird henjei edits

[halalcocaine]

Your tags for the post about fans treating celebs like normal people made me laugh so much lmaooooo

Looooool it's true tho. I feel hella embarrassed when people are screaming or constantly shouting their name like fucking chill out. Just say "hi, how are you", get a photo and go smh so damn extra with the crying and shit lmao