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You. Me. Festival.

Also back from kerdly haha

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Do you guys understand how objectively hilarious it would be if Krerdly turns out to be canon. It would legit be the funniest thing to happen in Deltarune, bar none

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I don't think there's a single Krerdly shipper who didn't ship it as a joke at first before getting sucked in

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lord please let this be directed towards kris my stupid ship needs to be real

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I've wasted too much time on this.

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I've wasted too much time on this.

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it was definitely kris that cheated 😭

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berdly pov: "wait if they're the protaginist does that mean im the love interest-"

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WANT THIS TO BE TOWARDS KRIS SO BAD IT'D BE SO FUNNY PLEASEE!!

89% chance won't be to Kris, it's probably gonna be to Susie ngl, but I AM BEGGING!

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kerdly canon would actually be crazy. the annoying character disliked by the playerbase and the one you can actually "kill" (for now) is the one kris is actually attracted to. crazy

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hey kerdly fans. how are we.

^^^ dialogue from the winter newsletter ^__^!!

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my very out of character interpetation of this scene

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kerdly peak

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Hey like i do appreciate all fics where Balam is like "im monstrous! nobody will ever love such an ugly thing ;((" but may i suggest: Balam, by demonic standards, probably would be considered VERY attractive.

Especially after his glow-up, and to people who haven't heard rumors about him.

Like, that man is

a) high rank

b) a VERY powerful demon. And we know for a fact that netherworld finds power and strength pretty damn attractive.

c) he has a gentle and easygoing personality. Demons love having fun.

d) animal features are VERY COMMON!!! Like, animal faces, even. We saw a few dragon-like characters in the background at some point (even Eikos friend w/ a crocodile head, or Camui) Demons come in all shapes and sizes and while im sure there are some who have a preference for humanoid demons, without doubt animal features aren't a problem for the majority.

e) he has gorgeous hair (at least, after he started taking care of it) and he's by no means portrayed as ugly. Just... A bit creepy/ scary.

f) his clothing preferences are a bit unfashionable imo but i have no idea how that would translate for the other demons. Maybe its gargoyle fashion. Maybe other demons find it a bit weird. Or maybe it's totally normal. Who knows.

I mean Atori was clearly salivating about Balam pretty badly and I can't be the only one who saw that

So, my appellation to the mairimashita community: please consider writing Balam Shichiro as a sought-after man, not as a guy that nobody is interested in.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

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I saw a tiktok of a MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER talking about how she had a whiteboard up for her students to write down their favorite books they had read that year and I am ????? SO concerned???

Middle school children.

They were writing down Icebreaker. Haunting Adeline. The Butcher and the Blackbird.

MIDDLE SCHOOL CHILDREN.

And the comments?? The comments were full of adults going “oh I read worse when I was a kid, be happy they’re reading!”

NO!

NO!!!!

These children SHOULD NOT BE READING THIS CRAP. (For my non-American people, middle school is 11 to 13 years old.)

Just because you might have snuck online or between the shelves at the library and read smut doesn’t mean we should sit back and applaud as our children literally read HAUNTING ADELINE.

Some adults on booktok scare me. And by scare me, I mean I’m afraid to ask what they’re hiding on their computers because there’s no way in hell they’re sitting there with an innocent browser history—especially if they’re encouraging children to read degenerative smut.

And these parents need to be checked, too, to see if they’re encouraging this stuff. Get back on the parenting program! Check on your kids!

And before anyone says it: It’s not “Puritan” to say that children shouldn’t be reading about romantized abuse/romantized SA. Let them read Percy Jackson or the Warrior Cats or Redwall! Not stuff like Icebreaker!