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Shirley MacLaine and Joan Collins, 1958
"Shirley MacLaine was almost my sister-in-law because I was engaged to her brother, Warren Beatty in 1960. At one point during filming (These Old Broads), when I was sitting in the car with her, getting ready to film, she said, “So Joan, tell me—how was my brother?” I just looked at her and said, “Overrated.” It was only a joke, but we had a good laugh about it."
-Joan Collins, 2023
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LOT #229 ELIZABETH TAYLOR: "THESE OLD BROADS" CAFTAN COSTUME (WITH DVD) A hot pink and gold flecked silk caftan with a green and blue geometric print, V neck and back, long slit in front center, and back zip closure worn by Elizabeth Taylor in her last film role as "Beryl Mason" in These Old Broads (ABC Television, 2001). The garment was co-designed by Nolan Miller and Mark Zunino and was worn by Taylor during a scene in which she and Debbie Reynolds as "Piper Grayson" make up (in a thinly veiled account of the famous 1950s scandal involving Eddie Fisher). Label reads " Nolan Miller." No size present. Includes a DVD of the film PROVENANCE Lot 336, "Property from the Lifestyle of Elizabeth Taylor," Julien's Auctions, Beverly Hills, CA, 12/6/2019.
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Vincent Price - Diary of a Madman (1963) dir. Reginald Leborg
#vincent price#diary of a madman#the horla#guy de maupassant#60s horror#horror classics#classic horror#i fucking love this scene#he gives it everything hes got in every single movie and i love it#and hes fucking beautiful#so sexy and handsome#so tall so broad so bisexual#HNNG#bicon#bisexual#god#i desire him carnally#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#my gifs#gif made by me
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I am happy to report that I, too, am mobile still and more affable than rumor would have it.
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Tony is the man that made Kelsey realize she didn't like men
#ask me my opinions about kelsey tony hook up i have opinions that i have no grounds to have#i think tony and kelsey deeply care for each other but also cant stand each other and its the 50s so people thought they were together and#they were both questioning so they went might as well so they hooked up and kelsey went actually im good forever#i dont want them to get together but its so important to me that theyve hooked up and kelsey instantly regretted it#also its so funny to me if kelsey figures out she doesnt like men and tonys just like heh the old broad she loved it#dndads#the peachyville horror#dndads spoilers#tony collette#kelsey grammar
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rewatching World Trigger. I forgot how gay it was. Osamu straight up says "hey Yuma. I know that we've only known you for like five days, but I can't help but notice that you aren't doing anything with your life right now. Mind if I borrow it for a bit?"
And then Yuma responds with "while its true that we've only know each other for like five days, your kind yet stubborn nature has compelled me. Sure. Why not? From this moment on my life is yours to do whatever you want with. One condition, though. You have to be my boss" and then throughout the story he occasionally makes these little remarks like "I'd do anything my captain (osamu) asked me to."
Like bro what? I really don't think that Osamu fully realizes the weight of the loyalty he somehow managed to earn from Yuma. I don't think he could realize it. From his perspective he cringefailed his way into b rank while Yuma did all the work. "And now Yuma would kill or die for me" is just not a conclusion that would ever occur to Osamu based on the avaliable evidence.
And like, what's going on here from Yuma's perspective? I get that he was a man on the brink when the story started, pursuing a sincerely suicidal plan, and then said plan failed and he was left with absolutely nothing, but I still feel like there has to be more going on here. He decided that he would follow Osamu through hell and back the very same minute that Osamu asked anything of him at all.
It's like, combat is all Yuma has ever known. He doesn't see any future for himself at all, but he especially can't imagine a peaceful one. But he's not a bad kid. He doesn't go out of his way to hurt people. Osamu has proven to be a pretty decent person, willing to sacrifice himself to save the lives of relative strangers. Maybe, the way Yuma sees it, yeah he's a weapon, but if he follows Osamu at least he'll be a weapon pointed in the right direction. He'll fight because it's all he knows how to do, but osamu would only ever ask him to fight for worthy causes. Y'know?
Anyway. The point is that Yuma accepted helping Osamu as his new purpose in life after knowing him for less than a week, and that's A Lot, no matter how you look at it.
#world trigger#yuma kuga#osamu mikumo#my rambles#so happy for them though#world trigger is weird about kids in a completely different way that anime tends to be#with this show its mostly “why is no one blinking at the idea of sending a 14 year old into an active war zone”#i get the defense missions being entirely safe because of bail out#but for the away missions where are their parents?? who is allowing this? bro you are an actual child#but border. where yuma can hone his skills in combat outside of life and death circumstances#and build a broad suppot network of folks that care for him and enjoy his company#is probably the best place he could have gone to start to heal from being a child soldier
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#soft FERRARI (2023) Dir. Michael Mann
#adamdriveredit#adam driver#enzo ferrari#ferrari#ferrariedit#shailene woodley#dilfsource#zacksnydered#userrobin#usersugar#usersavana#usersansa#filmtvcentral#moviegifs#cinemapix#mediagifs#dailyflicks#filmgifs#userfilm#my*gifs#tvfilm#filmedit#userthing#usercreate#usersource#userbbelcher#he is so handsome; old-man neck prosthetic notwithstanding#holy broad shoulders batman#that short haircut and forehead curls are great
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RealAgeAU - Reclaiming
This is a little something I have had in mind for a while :3
TImeline wise? We are muuuuuch further. Like. late spring early summer (So the gang has been in farmtale for over half a year now!)
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We are back with Baby Pov :3 @spotaus you ready friend?
No Beta'ing or Edits. We just go with whatever i wrote >:D
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Nightmare sits on his little chair on the bright yellow porch of the Danielle Farm.
Ngihtmare watches as His four speak with the two nice ladies.
Ellie just sits wiht her head in her hands, she had been crying before. Dani isn't much better as she looks over their dying tree farm.
Killer frowns "I don't get it! You guys won the lawsuit right?! There was proof of sabotage! I thought you got money and everything?"
Dani chuckles as she rubs her cheek, removing some tears "It matters little... The trees are almost all dead... Even with the money... There is enough for us to live comfortable yeah.. but it isn't enough to restore the damage..." she looks back at their farm.
Horror frowns as he looks back "Any that survived?"
Dani sighs "Technically they are still alive... but they are dying... we checked all of them and well..." she sighs "only a few of our oldest cherry trees are still okay... and those aren't baring fruit anymore, probably part of why they weren't too affected." she sighs "i don't know the science behind it..."
Nightmare frowns and looks at Dust. Dust notices him and shakes his skull.
It had been going on since a month or so... The girls were beyond alarmed and panicked when they found one of their trees just dying for no reason. It got worse when it became clear that it had spread.
They thought wood rot at first and removed the sick trees but later realised their very land had been sabotaged and poisoned.
Killer frowns "And can it be healed?"
Dani shakes her head as she looks back at the trees that are still not showing any new leaves. "Maybe... but getting things for that? It is too expensive... and even than it would only save the cherry trees... and well... those aren't the real money makers and the thing we have our living with..." she rubs the perfect yellow wood.
Nightmare knows what she is talking about. THe two had combined their magic and made a new tree. somekind of mushroom tree combination.
Nightmare tugs on Cross's sleeve and he looks down "yeah nightmare?"
Ngihtmare looks at Dani "Can you make a new one? Like you made the first one?" That is how their farm started after all.
Dani smiles before sighing and shaking her head again "Our land used to be a forest... What we did was make one tree and let it... well.. infect and change the other trees around it. We eventually made sure it couldn't spread further and out of the area we wanted with magical barriers in the ground... but without new trees we can't go it again."
Ngihtmare frowns "and trees take time..." even their mushroom trees take a few years to fully grow.
Dani nods and smiles sadly at the others "We are... going to share the news with everyone later... Look for a new place and new jobs..." she rubs her eyes "new start... again."
Ellie sobs miserably "I don't wanne move..."
Dani looks back sadly at her other half.
Nightmare watches as his four think but clearly can't think of much. They had grown closer with the other two monsters. The two had often come by with extra wood for their home repairs and later with old mechinery and other things for them to repair and use as they saw fit.
The two had to drive a lot and deliver their wares a lot and got too many places. They made sure to keep an eye open for anything that others in their community wanted.
So when they heard something was up with their farm? They got to work. Horror had recognised the poison together with Crop and Dust had isolated and indentified it.
Killer had been very helpful with helpign the girls get their win in the lawsuit. Killer still has his silver tongue after all.
Nightmare hops off of the chair and wanders a bit further into the tree farm. He had been show their center tree before. THe biggest tree of their whole farm and the strongest of them all.
Nightmare stands before it and stares. It is sick. It looks a sick grey and no longer the beautiful strong branches that had made it strong. Nightmare inches closer as he stands before it.
When he first got shown this place he had been afraid he would get reminded of his mother. but it was different. These trees? They are really trees. just nature. His mother had always been strange compared to the natural trees. ironically, Nim had been something unnatural.
a whisper.
Nightmar eblinks and tilts his skull "hello?"
another whisper. it aren't words. it is more of a whisper like the wind going through leaves and leaving with a whistle. Yet....
yet...
Nightmare blinks as he inches closer "I am sorry it hurts..."
more whispers. but it isn't what he would expect... it isn't...
Nightmare tilts his skull "I don't think it can hurt me... like it is hurting you..." Nightmare finally truly gets it now. It is all connected. It are trees which grow like mushrooms. the roots are all connected and they all talk and communicate and share the magic and resources between them...
It si why they are all sick.
Nightmare frowns as he hugs himself close "I am sorry i can't help..."
another whistle. a whisper. it is a reassurance. but also an apology. The trees love the two who take care of them. Who helped them flourish. They don't want to leave the two.
Nightmare frowns before a a thought about himself returns. Something he hadn't acknowledged or even thought about in a long time. Not since he got his job as god...
He was a nature spirit. He may now be a skeleton but his core? His soul? Was still the same as when he was a ball of energy, a tiny nature spirit.
Maybe...
He slowly raises his hands near the tree "I can try to help..."
A slightly louder whistle and whisper. To be careful. To not hurt himself.
Ngihtmare touches the tree and feels the connection all over the farm. This farm is so much larger than his home. So much larger than Crop's farm!
Still. he feels along it. It is strange. He can't really interact with any of it. He just feels along it. It is strange and he is seeing double. But then he spots it. Something that is wrong. A greyness that is eating away the energy and colour of this feeling. He gets there and... and what now? He foudn it... he thinks... it is like a smudge. a smudge that eats and makes what was there before disappear...
He can't heal... but... maybe he can just... remove it?
He tugs and tugs on the thing. it doens't want to let go but eventually it stands no chance.
Nightmare feels it and it feels wrong. But it needs to disconnect from the trees! But how? He is right now kinda there with the trees connection and he has the thing and...
Ngihtamre concentrates and imagines holding it prisoner. Holding it close but seperate from his own.
It is now like a thin fill over him, still in his minds eye. His normal eyes don't see anything wrong or different of before.
Okay... what now? What is he doing anyway? How does this work?
"Nightmare!!"
Cross?
Ngihtamre tries to turn towards the voice and sees a bright light purple energy come towards him. a blink later and it is Cross normally. He looks worried.
And then he doesnt see the bright yellow of the energy of the tree anymore but just the normal trees.
He feels sick.
Cross gets to him and picks him up "Ngihty! We told you not to use your magic. It is still fragile..."
FRagile? oh.
Nightmare notices the now obvious part cyan and part purple light shinign unto the white of Cross's outfit... Woops... overdid it again...
A loud gasp "Oh no! Is he okay? I am so sorry. I didn't think... It never hurt any of us?" Dani is by Cross and looks horrified. Right... most of them haven't seen his scars.
Dust is by them in a moment and checks him over as Cross speaks "No this... this is a thing that happens if he overuses his fragile magic..."
Nightmare isn't relaly paying attention as he tugs on Dust's scarf and mutters "Dusty.... I feel sick..."
Dust frowns as he checks his temporature and skull over.
Nightmare feels something slowly crawl up his system and his magic starts to shape to get rit of it... He tugs harder on the scarf and mutters "sick...."
Horror gets it as he searches before holding up a basket by his skull. Ngihtamre doesn't wait and vomits.
Grey sludge that burns on his tongue leaves his body and he shudders. But in one go and it is all out and he feels a million times better.
Nightmare blinks at the weird grey blob of mass in the basket. Huh... pretty sure that has more mass than Nightmare has.
Cross just holds him tighter and rubs his back "that... is new..."
Dust looks at the basket and Horror looks around.
Nightmare blinks and looks at Horror "It will cause sickness." he is sure. So sure. but how does he explain. He doesn't have the words ready. He just hopes Horror understands him. His four always understand him.
Horror looks at him before looking at the basket thoguhtfully "Think we can burn it?"
Burn... kill it... Nightmare nods. That sounds good.
Horror looks at the girls "We euh..." he looks at the basket "I am not sure what this is... We need to look into it?"
Dani nods as she rubs her arms "of coruse... of course... I am so sorry something here caused him to get sick or overuse his magic and..." she then looks sadly at her trees.
Ngihtmare blinks as he already feels sleepy but still he says it "don't be sad... they don't want you to be sad."
Dani blinks and turns to Nightmare "waht... what do you mean?"
Ngihtmare hums and just nuzzles closer to Cross. he listens to the soft whistle and whisper. then he mutters sleepily "They already feel a bit better... They like you two... just rest..." and he yawns.
Killer steps over and starts speaking with Dani. Nightmare can't really hear it anymore as he falls asleep. Very tired and Cross is so warm.
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Killer groans as he hears loud pounding on his door. God can't they just have a lay in today? He groans as he looks to the side adn sees Dust grumble angerly as he rolls further around Nightmare. Nightmare however is still completely out. Not having stirred much since the day before.
Killer checks him over first but still finds him just peacefully asleep. Nothing wrong. Probably just exhausted. Though none of them are even sure what Ngihtmare did to cause him to go so low on magic and energy.
More pounding on the door and Killer groans as he staggers over to the door. STill just in his sweats and sleeping shirt. He opens the door and shoots the other, Ellie, a grumpy look "I know I said We would be willing to help but i think i didn't need to imply to not do this at 6." or whatever time it was.
Ellie just stands there, her truck still running "It is fixed."
Killer blinks ".... what?"
Ellie shakes his shoulders as she speaks "It is FIXED. The trees! There are leaves growing! It is fixed! The whole farm!"
THe information connects. Killer stands up straight as he stares at the bunny monster in shock. He glances over his shoulder before looking abck "what?"
Ellie smiles brightly "I dom't... I don't know how! But... he fixed it Killer!"
Killer blinks before he feels panic as he grabs her shoulder "no one can know."
Ellie blinks "but... he caused a miracle... he-"
Killer nods "exactly. Ellie. What do you think happens when people learn what he did? What he could do? We don't even know he could do this."
Ellie blinks before her eyes widen and her face twists with worry "oh..." she looks thoughtful for a moment before a large grin appears "in that case. Thank you Killer! For bringing up the idea to put barriers around each tree section! We managed to get some seperation in the infection!" she then hugs him before pulling away "Thank you... I will tell Dani too." she grins and makes a zipping her lips motion before throwing away an invisible key.
She then apologises and waves before quickly rushing to her car. Killer cna see her grab a mobile phone as she starts calling. Killer waits a moment to and reads her lips as she greets Dani and tells her that what happened can not get out. That they just found a way to isolate the problem and remove the sick trees.
Something that if you knew how this thing worked probably wouldn't know but it is enough of a story to not arouse suspicion. Ellie waves and then she drives off after finishing her call. No doubt to return to her girlfriend, or are they already wives? Killer isn't sure.
Killer returns to the nest and sits next to the still sleeping Dust and Nightmare. Horror and Cross are no doubt out and doing stuff to prepare them for their first tiny harvest.
His godhood become active again...
Killer is just happy it isn't connected to that stupid balance anymore.
Though he does not look forward to trying to figure out what exactly it is.
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:3 the tiny god may have finally found something he likes and wants to do :3
Just because it isn't too obvious. It is restoration. After all. That is what Nightmare does.
First he restored the balance (or tried to). And then he got his boys, and isn't restoration just a way of saying mending? Which is healing? And what did the four do when they were near Nightmare? :3
I think you can see the pattern.
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#RealAgeAU#UTMV#nightmare sans#deaged nightmare#killer sans#cross sans#dust sans#horror sans#bad sanses#We got a confirmation on what Nightmare is now a god of!#Kinda!#He is a nature god/god of restoration#It is a bit broad but in a way not too important#He can go and do what he wants but isn't the only god in place to deal with stuff concerning this#meaning he can focus on what he wants to do!#Not that nightmare is truly aware he just went and unlocked his first god power#as for the skull scar situation. the scars before shined fully cyan. now it is mostly purple and just a bit of cyan#the last old magic of the apples is disappearing as nightmare gets enough magic to keep himself whole and healed.#eventually all the cyan will leave and nightmare will only have the visible skull scars when he is very low on magic.#So yeah no worries for the baby. He is fine and the old apple magic isn't hurting him#It is just there to assist him in healing while NM recovers (kinda like how nightmare helped the balance while the balance recovered)#Also yes Nightmare can 'talk' with trees and generally trees are very nice. 10/10 great conversation.
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Franco liked Jack a little too much...
#wouldnt leave the poor man alone#jack does have big old pecs#franco was just confused#“look at the chest on that broad-oh thats a man”#reagent jack#the outlast trials#outlast trials clip#franco barbi
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Looking south down Broad Street, in the heart of the financial district, with the New York Stock Exchange at the right, January 16, 1924.
Photo: Underwood Archives via Fine Art America
#vintage New York#1920s#Wall St.#Broad St.#Jan. 16#16 Jan.#NY financial district#Wall Street#old New York
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It's been a minute since I posted any training videos but here's where we're at with steadiness training!
We're coming really close to meeting my goals for steadiness training! I'm now able to throw things while Rory stays in heel position without too much trouble. She's able to maintain this outdoors in most environments so I'm really really happy with where we're at!
I do a lot of practice heeling around distractions, but I just realized this was the first time I heeled towards the thing she wants and pulled a u-turn. As a result, she's a little slow on that turn and lacks the enthusiasm on the actual retrieve. Nbd, I'll practice it a little more with easier retrieves to build the enthusiasm in the next session.
I'm most proud of how she connected the cue "ready" with looking out towards the ite. (rather than looking up at me). I don't do directional casting (when you put your arm out to direct the dog) on simple retrieves so it's just the cue plus that little hand next to her head. It makes me happy every time she locks up in the correct direction and gets ready.
I'm also super happy with her understanding of the release! I can pet her or touch her and she won't break the stay until I release her with the "okay!" or "get it" cues. I don't think I pet her in this video but I've been practicing that too so I'm thrilled it's sticking!
It's hard to believe she's only a year old when we're doing training sessions like these! I'm so excited to see how she grows up, she's gonna be so cool 🥺💜
#dogblr#rory borealis#bird dog training#steadiness training#okay its been a minute but the broad steps for training this were:#understanding how to be/stay in heel position (shoulder at my knee feet still)#understanding how to look at the environment in heel (not eye contact - teach by throwing treats and releasing while the dog is still watchi#ing them fall)#understanding how to wait to be released (i used a platform and a flat collar - check the bird dog training tag for that video)#and then understanding how to do that offleash and in different places#i try to practice this one every day or two#because stay/wait is one of my biggest priorities#and every dog needs impulse control but especially bird dogs#i cant believe how well shes doing#i constantly forget shes only a year old not even#i love where we're at and i love her as she is#and im so excited to see how she grows up because i honestly think shes gonna be so cool
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LOT #230 ELIZABETH TAYLOR: MARK ZUNINO SIGNED :THESE OLD BROADS" "BERYL MASON" COSTUME SKETCH A gouache on paper costume sketch for the character "Beryl Mason," portrayed by Elizabeth Taylor in These Old Broads (ABC, 2001). The sketch features glitter detailing and has been penciled "Elizabeth" on the right side next to a gold seal stamped in part "NM." Created by Mark Zunino for Nolan Miller, both of whom worked as costume designers on These Old Broads, and signed by both (in black marker and in black ink, respectively). 17 x 14 inches
PROVENANCE Lot 337, "Property From The Lifestyle Of Elizabeth Taylor," Julien's Auctions, Beverly Hills, CA, 12/6/2019.
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Is anybody else occasionally weirded out by the lack of day-night cycle in BG3? I'm not complaining: it doesn't matter in the slightest, but the fact that time doesn't pass/there's no option to wander around the map in the dark just feels weird in some way. Maybe I'm just used to having them in games.
#I think BG3 is the only FR crpg that lacks it (except maybe really old stuff like Pool of Radiance that I never played?)#Have to do my Act 3 assassination work in broad daylight... ruining the vibes a touch. At least give me some rain?#babbling#playthrough shenanigans
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we finally got canon ages for some of the redacted boys!!!
Samuel Collins- 29 *when turned* (technically 44 ig)
Vincent Solaire - 20 *when turned* (technically 43 ig)
Avior- Coalesced 36 years ago
Gavin- Coalesced 33 years ago
Aaron- 33 years old
David Shaw- 30 years old
Asher Talbot- 30 years old
Milo Greer- 30 years old
Lasko Moore- 29 years old
Elliot- 29 years old(???) (timeline just states he was adopted 29 years ago)
Huxley- 26
Caelum- Coalesced 24 years ago (caelum is still very much mentally a child tho. don’t be weird)
Damien- 24 years old
#ALSO A CANON LAST NAME FOR ASHER????#erik is releasing the full timeline to non patreon havers later but i think the ages are pretty broad enough to share ethically 😭😭#i’ll take this down tho to my notes tho if needed#asher is still def taking baabes last name tho#i read through the entire timeline i’m screaming#god the way that i realized that avior literally can’t be added to the timeline UNTIL THEY BOTH GET OUT#because time is frozen for them. so starlight probably was pulled into the hell with avior sometime during 2023#or around then. so it’s an event for the FUTURE#anyways i’m glad erik actyally made a good portion of them ‘grown men age’ instead of them all being like 23 or smth lmao#damien being one of the youngest of the DAMN squad has me CACKLING#lasko moore. an advisor aged 27 was terrified of 22 year old Damien im crying#i ain’t gonna say anything else about the timeline until erik fully releases it but i’m frothing#redacted asmr#redacted audio#asmr boyfriend#boyfriend asmr#redactedverse#redacted gavin#redacted david#asher#redacted asher#redacted aaron#redacted elliot#redacted milo#redacted avior#redacted caelum#redacted huxley#redacted damien#redacted vincent#redacted sam
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Sometimes Eddie forgets that his man is an old man
#creelson#eddie gotta catch him up with slang and stuff#henry creel#eddie munson#metalkiller#henry x eddie#incorrect creelson quotes#saw that tiktok and immediately thought of old man henry#harringroveera#henry creel x eddie munson#incorrect henry creel quotes#incorrect eddie munson#eddie munson meme#creelson edit#henry creel meme#creelson textpost#creelson meme#source: broad city
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