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lungsandlips · 8 months ago

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My niece just came upstairs holding a Notorious B.I.G shirt and said "what's this? Is it appropriate? Can I wear it to school?"

This is only topped by my nephew saying, earlier today, "Why would people get on the Titanic if they saw the movie?"

#ooc #these kids I swear

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pedros-mustache · 2 years ago

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me: *assigns a state-tested practice essay*

one of my eighth graders: “miss you can’t. it’s black history month.”

#these kids i swear

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silks-up-my-sleeve · 1 year ago

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The dish machine being down really brings out all the stupid people

#these kids i swear

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thvnking · 2 years ago

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sleepover w my cousins and all of them are talking to their bfs rn 💀

#these kids i swear

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dont-read-this-im-dead · 4 months ago

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Me: *minding my own business in the library*

Kid I know from work: what are you doing here?

Me: uh...it's a LIBRARY. I'm allowed to be here?

#work #these kids I swear

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payasita · 2 years ago

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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

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konkeez · 6 days ago

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i like the headcanon of swansea serving, so here's a little thing!! i was gonna design his wife....then didn't. maybe next time.

(i suppose this is an AU where everything is fine and the crew gets home!)

#mouthwashing #swansea mouthwashing #daisuke mouthwashing #anya mouthwashing #curly mouthwashing #captain curly #mouthwashing art #mouthwashing fanart #comic art #doodle #silly little guy #daisuke isnt tryna be mean i swear #i thought it was kinda in character bc of that scene where he calls swansea big and then is like oh but thats not bad lol uhhh my grandpa #was HUGEEEE #hskfjssk this kid istfg...

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kyri45 · 27 days ago

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How many shenanigans can I add to interrupt as many confessions as possible? Also bold of you to assume the Dads™️ wouldn’t have heard MK being distressed.

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT)

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akanemnon · 2 months ago

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Yeah, Kris is definitely NOT alright.

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

#undertale #deltarune #utdr #crossover #crossover comic #undertale fanart #deltarune fanart #twin runes #twin runes comic #twin runes au #kris dreemurr #frisk #and we arrived at the breaking point #i know the last pages have been very depresso but i swear once this arc is over we'll get right back on track with the funnies #but first we have to deal with some DRAMA #imagine what it would be like if some otherworldly entity took over your body #and suddenly you start making friends and patching up old friendships #Something even your mother is proud of you for #even though it's not YOU doing that #you'd feel like people don't like YOU but only that parasite in your body #because without it you're just that creepy kid next door #you'd feel like the world would be better without you #at least that's what Kris must be feeling right now #i DO wonder what's up with this cave though #it clearly is NOT the exit #and what's with those markings outside and inside the cave?#hmmmmm

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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Don’t say FUCK around Freddy Fazbear in FNAF

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #mike schmidt #freddy fazbear #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #I like to think Vanessa has been self censoring herself for years #just cause she knows the animatronics are kids and so she doesn’t want to swear in front of em #Mike is new here so he didn’t know-#he will learn!!#hopefully Freddy won’t repeat that ever #tbh I also love how I drew Freddy in this #he’s just a lil guy just a silly bear

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clone-futon · 4 months ago

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Basically Kid in every movie when it comes to action scenes

#dcmk #dcmk fanart #detective conan #detco m27 #the million dollar pentagram #kaito kid #hattori heiji #edogawa conan #i mean he just goes around helping people here and there then leaves then shows up again near the end #while the spotlight of the whole action scene is conan and heiji #kid: my job here is done the rest is all up to you guys peace :'D✌🏻#something like that #i mean it in the nicest way possible i swear #i've already said i meant it in the nicest way possible haven't i?#it's just my opinion tho and i definitely would like to see them punch at least one guy together #i mean it

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ghosted-jazz · 5 months ago

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Black Mercy

#my adventures with superman #maws #maws spoilers #clark kent #superman #brainiac #jor el and lara are holding kid clark's hands but they're just hands so im not tagging them #posting my sketches so i actually post. dont look too closely at the lines pls thank youuu #cant believe this is my first MAWS fanart. the first superheo fanart im posting. and its THIS OUTFIT #This fit was for the girls and the gays ok- im doing my duty as a tumblr user ok i swear please im so normal about this episode-#black mercy is the thing that lets clark be mind controlled. also this is evil mind controlled clark for ppl who dont watch MAWS #my art

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heph · 1 day ago

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The tech guy in movies

#gravity falls #stan pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #grunkle ford #ford pines #Some notes: I don't think Stanford swears before getting thrown into the portal.#And then in the multiverse he was introduced to a multitude of different curse words and started cursing left and right LOL #When he came back #due to proximity with family he stopped cursing for the most part #but then one time on the Stan o War when he was really really stressed ... This happened HEODNAK #Ford stubbing his toe near the kids (now teens): FFFFFFUUUUiiiddleford Mcgucket . My pal from college.#Haha yes that was what I was going to say definitelyDipper: it's okay Grunkle Ford we know the fuck word #Mabel: (dramatic gasp) dipper you can't say that!!!!!!!!!

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loudn0isesart · 19 days ago

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One week away from ending my first quarter of college!!!!! Means i should have a ton more free time soon lol. In the meantime, take some lego monkie kid doodles. The 2nd one is inspired by the beautiful comic by @kyri45 so PLEASE go check them out!!!

Bonus this was my fvaaourite thing I've ever drawn ever and it's important to me

Alright that's enough!!! I'll see yall soon!!!

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 2 months ago

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Personally, I think the most devastating tragedy in Gravity Falls was Stan losing his freckles and tooth gap from when he was younger

#MY MEMORY IS NOT FAILING ME RIGHT- I SWEAR TO FUCK STANLEY HAD A TOOTH GAP WHEN HE WAS A KID- IM NOT GOING SENILE #my art #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #stanley pines #stan pines #grunkle stan #got obsessed with that paper texture background while making Stanley's Sketchbook so it's just a staple now #SUUUPER quick sketches so dont pay attention to the details n proportions shhhhhh.... you saw nothing.....

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kitkatwinchester · 1 year ago

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SCOTT PLEASE YOU'RE AN ALPHA!

F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK--

PLEASE tell me Parrish is on his way to save Lydia and Stiles.

PLEASE tell me Scott's Alpha-ness is gonna be able to kick into gear and get them all out of this situation (I would also accept Derek showing up to save them, but that seems unlikely).

PLEASE tell me our pack will make it out of this.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS!

F*CK YOU BRUNSKI!

F*CK YOU HAIGH!

F*CK YOU BENEFACTOR!

...now with all of that anger out of the way....

Can we just appreciate how loyal and helpful and protective Mason is even when he has no idea what the f*ck is going on? Like, he's been begging Liam for answers for weeks, and his best friend hasn't been giving them (for obvious reasons), but despite that, and despite how weird Scott's explanation (or rather, lack thereof) is, he rolls with it, and does his best to do what Scott says to protect Liam and Malia, and I just...I love him for that. Bro is confused and skeptical as f*ck, but in the end, protecting them matters more than getting answers, regardless of how weird everyone is acting (also as an aside, someone explain the music?? Is it a frequency thing? I hope they explain that more later.)

And then can we just once again appreciate Stydia in all of their amazingness? Like, okay, I really wish they had been paying SLIGHTLY more attention to Brunski, because maybe then they wouldn't have been in that situation in the first place, but despite that, I love how protective they both are of each other, and I love how much they care about each other, and I just...

I mean...

The way that Stiles tries to get Lydia to just focus on him.

The way that he screams at Brunski to turn it off.

The way that Lydia whips around so quickly in anger and panic when Brunski punches Stiles.

The way they're both just so obviously keeping constant tabs on each other, even as they have their backs to each other.

UGH I love them so much. And GOD I hope they get out of this sooner rather than later please and thank you.

LET'S WATCH AND FIND OUT SHALL WE?!

(Of COURSE I went with the Stydia sequence, what else do you expect? :'( :'( <3 <3 <3)

#scott mccall #malia hale #liam dunbar #stiles stilinski #lydia martin #jordan parrish #brunski #stydia #true alpha scott mccall #f*****ck i hate this so much #these kids i swear #they really just never get a break anymore i cannot #I HATE THESE ASSASSIN!#I F*CKING HATE THEM!#LEAVE OUR PACK ALONE GODD*MMIT!#WHY?!#teen wolf season 4 #teen wolf reactios #4x9

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