#these kids i swear

[iwasbored777]

Watching Marinette in this episode and how obsessed she was with getting the kwamis back and stressed and lonely just proves further that Adrien Agreste couldn't have picked a worse moment to make a move on her

[lungsandlips]

My niece just came upstairs holding a Notorious B.I.G shirt and said "what's this? Is it appropriate? Can I wear it to school?"

This is only topped by my nephew saying, earlier today, "Why would people get on the Titanic if they saw the movie?"

[pedros-mustache]

me: *assigns a state-tested practice essay*

one of my eighth graders: “miss you can’t. it’s black history month.”

[silks-up-my-sleeve]

The dish machine being down really brings out all the stupid people

[thvnking]

sleepover w my cousins and all of them are talking to their bfs rn 💀

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

Me: *minding my own business in the library*

Kid I know from work: what are you doing here?

Me: uh...it's a LIBRARY. I'm allowed to be here?

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[chloesimaginationthings]

Don’t say FUCK around Freddy Fazbear in FNAF

[ghosted-jazz]

Black Mercy

[kitkatwinchester]

SCOTT PLEASE YOU'RE AN ALPHA!

F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK--

PLEASE tell me Parrish is on his way to save Lydia and Stiles.

PLEASE tell me Scott's Alpha-ness is gonna be able to kick into gear and get them all out of this situation (I would also accept Derek showing up to save them, but that seems unlikely).

PLEASE tell me our pack will make it out of this.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS!

F*CK YOU BRUNSKI!

F*CK YOU HAIGH!

F*CK YOU BENEFACTOR!

...now with all of that anger out of the way....

Can we just appreciate how loyal and helpful and protective Mason is even when he has no idea what the f*ck is going on? Like, he's been begging Liam for answers for weeks, and his best friend hasn't been giving them (for obvious reasons), but despite that, and despite how weird Scott's explanation (or rather, lack thereof) is, he rolls with it, and does his best to do what Scott says to protect Liam and Malia, and I just...I love him for that. Bro is confused and skeptical as f*ck, but in the end, protecting them matters more than getting answers, regardless of how weird everyone is acting (also as an aside, someone explain the music?? Is it a frequency thing? I hope they explain that more later.)

And then can we just once again appreciate Stydia in all of their amazingness? Like, okay, I really wish they had been paying SLIGHTLY more attention to Brunski, because maybe then they wouldn't have been in that situation in the first place, but despite that, I love how protective they both are of each other, and I love how much they care about each other, and I just...

I mean...

The way that Stiles tries to get Lydia to just focus on him.

The way that he screams at Brunski to turn it off.

The way that Lydia whips around so quickly in anger and panic when Brunski punches Stiles.

The way they're both just so obviously keeping constant tabs on each other, even as they have their backs to each other.

UGH I love them so much. And GOD I hope they get out of this sooner rather than later please and thank you.

LET'S WATCH AND FIND OUT SHALL WE?!

(Of COURSE I went with the Stydia sequence, what else do you expect? :'( :'( <3 <3 <3)

[clone-futon]

Basically Kid in every movie when it comes to action scenes

[chanstopher]

[turtletoria]

the krampus incident from the book of bill if it was out of character and stupid

[axoqiii]

pony thieves 💥💥

au notes ⬇️

[raycatzdraws]

Wolfie and Four friendship appreciation doodles! They're shared secrets besties! I hope Four's distrust of the shadow crystal doesn't drive anything between them. Wild found his way into this compilation with a force. It seems I can't draw Wolfie and not include him too!

[empiireans]

random assembly kids lineup (idk what got me to do this)

and a stupid bonus from april