#these kids i swear

[inkandichxr]

My niece just came upstairs holding a Notorious B.I.G shirt and said "what's this? Is it appropriate? Can I wear it to school?"

This is only topped by my nephew saying, earlier today, "Why would people get on the Titanic if they saw the movie?"

[pedros-mustache]

me: *assigns a state-tested practice essay*

one of my eighth graders: “miss you can’t. it’s black history month.”

[gold-medal-ribbon]

The dish machine being down really brings out all the stupid people

[thvnking]

sleepover w my cousins and all of them are talking to their bfs rn 💀

[konkeez]

i like the headcanon of swansea serving, so here's a little thing!! i was gonna design his wife....then didn't. maybe next time.

(i suppose this is an AU where everything is fine and the crew gets home!)

[heph]

The tech guy in movies

[choppocco]

to be understood!

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

Me: *minding my own business in the library*

Kid I know from work: what are you doing here?

Me: uh...it's a LIBRARY. I'm allowed to be here?

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[kyri45]

How many shenanigans can I add to interrupt as many confessions as possible? Also bold of you to assume the Dads™️ wouldn’t have heard MK being distressed.

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT)

[akanemnon]

Yeah, Kris is definitely NOT alright.

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[chloesimaginationthings]

Don’t say FUCK around Freddy Fazbear in FNAF

[iknowicanbutwhy]

vampeir sif..

vampr!!!!

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

Language! Part 2

[1 - 2]

The speech bubbles are a little odd, a holdover from when I used to draw these small and all on one layer and canvas.

Somehow, some way, Splinter’ll always catch them and make them pony up to the swear jar! Darn ninja dads, I swear, it’s like they can hide in the walls or something

Anyway, thought it would be fun to hint at Splinter having a life and acquaintances from his time in yokai society, in that weird way that parents have when they mention a crazy skill they picked up from their mysterious life before parenthood that their kids have no knowledge of yet. Plus, it’s interesting to think about what Splinter does in his day. He loved entertaining and stardom, I doubt he’d up and quit forever. His voice is the last thing truly his after his transformation, I’m sure he’d use it somehow to keep doing what he loved! He’s also a ninja warrior specifically trained to fight the supernatural, that probably comes with some pretty fun skills!

My mom once stole a boat and sailed to an abandoned condemned island for a whole couple of days, a story which cropped up once and then wasn’t explained until years later, much to my intrigue. She’s so calm and well collected, it was crazy to hear the shit she used to get up to lol

[clone-futon]

Basically Kid in every movie when it comes to action scenes

[ghosted-jazz]

Black Mercy