#these guys are so scummy

[finndoesntwantthis]

I’m sorry but are Vince and Hogan actually going to sit here and act like Chris Benoit didn’t have CTE?????? Are you kidding me??????

[tteokdoroki]

kiri is so manipulative im sorry like he’s too nice to not be thinking about keeping you all to himself. he’s so nice that he’s toxic. he’s overbearingly charming, eijirou’s bright smiles are so sweet that you feel a little sickly under his adoring gaze but you love the sugar rush he gives you. you bask in the attention he gives you.

the red head tells you that he loved you like a week into you talking — and you can’t say no to him or deny him because he’s truly the nicest guy you’ve ever met and when will you find another person as perfect as him? better than any man you’ve ever dated before, it’s like he’s walked right out of a romance novel because he’s saying all the right things :((

you don’t realise that kirishima’s got you trapped until it’s way too late. until your friends stop replying to your texts because you’re always with your boyfriend. because he never lets you out of his sight and goes everywhere with you — all under the guise of keeping you safe, protecting you, making sure his girl stays safe :((

at least that’s what he tells you with that same sickly sweet smile — except this time you notice the darkness shimmering in the depths of his ruby red eyes.

[calyssmarviss]

Is there anyway to report a blog that’s full of stolen/reposted fanart? I don’t think it falls under copyright violation because well, it’s fanart? But nothing else fits so idk.

[merakiui]

giving keys to the trio who would absolutely use it as an opportunity to come and go at their leisure, especially when it’s most inconvenient. only riddle can be reliable and trustworthy enough to not abuse the honor of having a spare key.

[yujikuna]

osamu is such a great guy he deserves the world but also we are in the throes of a slightly toxic workplace relationship and i don’t plan on letting him go

[tweedfrog]

Close enough, welcome back Lann the Clever 🙏 💸💯

[the-casbah-way]

not to be obnoxious but like. you people are mad at those watcher guys for making you pay for a subscription service. but you were all able to look past the fact that they had an entire series where they just made jokes about actual real life true crime cases. that makes sense

[obstinaterixatrix]

I don’t like when love interests are kinda shitty but the narrative treats then like they’re justified, but there’s a specific dynamic I really like where it’s

main character: actually I find your shit personality super attractive <3

love interest: what… the fuck is wrong with you

[theviolenttomboy]

Turns out Gary Bowser was a cocky idiot and I can't say I feel all that bad for what happened to him.

Yes, both legality and morality should be considered when sentencing someone fairly for their crimes, but I firmly believe so should stupidity. As in, "oh my god you were LITERALLY asking for it."

As for what I'm talking about, if you do some minor crime that doesn't really hurt anyone, I'm gonna look the other way. If you film yourself doing so for TikTok with your legal name and face fully visible, I'm getting out the lawn chair and popcorn when the cops come around. And generally, the people dumb enough to do the second rarely ever stop at the 'minor' part.

So for now I'm gonna disregard the fact that Bowser spent almost three decades of his life making a living off of scamming people (mostly via never delivering on the computer parts that people paid him for) and pirating (remember, you can pirate, but you can't PROFIT off of it), and being arrested multiple times for other crimes at that point. Nintendo was coming after him for selling hacked Switches with ransomware in them (so if you didn't keep paying, the Switch would eventually brick, also wouldn't be surprised if he majorly contributed to early Covid scalping considering how much he was making for Team Xecuter) as well as piracy tools (again, you CAN'T PROFIT off of piracy, and his emails made it clear that his stuff was meant for piracy first and foremost. Other online emulator/piracy groups hated Team Xecuter for good reason). He got caught, plead guilty, and got slapped on the wrist. Then he turned around and immediately continued doing the thing he plead guilty for, while also openly bragging online how he was gonna move out of the country so that the feds wouldn't be able to do anything to him.

Moron should've waited until he was actually out of the country before doing all that. That was when he got hit with the 14 million because obviously wrist-slapping wasn't doing anything and he was a flight risk. Sure, he's never gonna pay it off in his life, but they only take a cut of his wages after he pays for his bills and necessities. He'll live, he just can't save enough capital to start scamming people again.

So yeah, Nintendo isn't perfect, but holy hell Gary Bowser doesn't deserve much sympathy because he couldn't keep his mouth shut and head down for five goddamn minutes.

[four-white-trees]

Sunday Six: opening the vault

I ain't written in a minute but I don't want to lapse on S6 for two weeks in a row, soooo have some gay Star Wars OC fun if you like! I've been wrangling some of my old stuff together to post. Most of it is sort of rambling episodes without much of a storyline, so I've been trying to organize it all. You don't really need to know anything about SW to enjoy this. It's mostly just homoerotic teasing.

Tagging: @overdevelopedglasses @jichanxo @skysquid22 @mike----wazowski @passthroughtime

Hobbs stood outside Joiner’s quarters, working up the gumption to knock. It had been a few days since the incident in the transport, and in the chaos, Hobbs hadn’t had a chance to give Joiner his blaster back. He hadn’t even seen Joiner for more than a few minutes since then. Gaius had been keeping him busy, but Hobbs heard Joiner had finally gotten a break. 

Perhaps he should just leave the blaster by the door. Joiner would be sure to get it when he left. Then again, this crew was not made up of scrupulous types—and anyone could come along and take it. Especially those of the crew fortunate enough not to be as familiar with Joiner. 

He sighed. No, do the right thing, he told himself. 

He raised his hand to knock on the door when it slid open on its own. Hobbs blinked at the open door, and saw Joiner on his bed, sitting up against the headboard, throwing darts. He was shirtless and barefoot, although thankfully he still wore his trousers. Hobbs couldn’t help the way his gaze fell over Joiner, enjoying in a distant sort of way Joiner’s muscular but stout form. Hobbs always did have a thing for guys with a little extra to them.

Unfamiliar music was playing quietly, made up of what sounded like high-pitched flutes, fiddles, and some sort of pipe Hobbs had never heard before.

Joiner glanced at Hobbs as he threw his last dart. “Wonderin’ if ya were gonna just stand out there all day,” he said. He stretched out his hand and the darts flew back into his grasp. It was still quite astounding to Hobbs to see even such a simple display of Force powers. 

Hobbs stepped into the room. “I just wanted to return this,” Hobbs said, holding out the blaster. 

Joiner glanced at it, then threw a dart. It hit the bullseye. “Put it on the desk, will ya, Space Cadet?” he said. 

Hobbs did as he was told, but turned to Joiner with a huff. “Will you stop calling me Space Cadet?” he said, trying to sound more commanding. 

Joiner threw another dart. Hit the target dead-on again. “The hell else am I gonna call ye?” 

“My name, perhaps?” Hobbs responded. 

“Your name?” He threw the final dart. It landed between the other two. “Laddie, I don’t call people I like by their proper names.” 

Hobbs started. “You…like me?” 

Joiner reached over and picked up a glass bottle of whiskey that had been resting on an end table, taking a long drink from it. He gave no answer.

“Th-then why do you pick on me?” Hobbs demanded. 

Joiner sighed. He reached out and the darts flew back to him. “Yer just a skinny little greenhorn. Ye gotta cut yer teeth somehow.” 

Hobbs glared, but said nothing in response.

The music swelled into a crescendo. Hobbs recognized the melody. It was the tune Joiner always whistled. Even now, Joiner hummed along quietly as he threw the darts again. It was surreal to see Joiner like this, as Hobbs had only ever seen him stalking around the ship like a caged jaguar. Part of him wasn’t certain that this was that same man. 

“I’ve got to get back to work,” Hobbs said. Joiner took another drink of his whiskey and didn’t say anything. 

Hobbs headed toward the door, but as he got to the threshold, Joiner called to him, “’Ey, Space Cadet.” Hobbs turned and nearly screamed when one of the darts came flying at him. It stopped just mere centimeters in front of his eye and stayed there for a second in frozen momentum before it returned to Joiner’s hand. Joiner started laughing as Hobbs recovered from the fright. 

Hobbs glared at him. “That’s not funny,” he growled. 

“Yer fuckin’ face!” Joiner said, his laughter deepening. 

Cheeks burning, Hobbs turned and left Joiner’s quarters, but Joiner’s laughter echoed in his mind the rest of the day. 

[tylostoma]

i need my sister to make better choices when it comes to men or i think im gonna go ballistic aauuughgh

[jellogram]

Dude Cody Ko is about to go down hard in like, the next 48 hours tops

[celabi]

General ask about scummy Scara- What if it turned out the reader was lesbian? Like imagining a scenario where like she's called him to meet in private because she wants to talk to him about something and like my guy getting so hyped up and giddy thinking he's getting his chance to confess and then like all his hope just comes crashing down the moment he realises the reader is just coming out to him because they trust him or something-

Like bro I don't even know like would he play nice under the pretence of "Oh well I can change that" or like would he be like completely socially inept about it like "Oh I like girls too, we should date since we have something in common" or would he just go full tantrum mode immediately on the reader because ""she lead him on"" or like would he use it to blackmail her-

LIKE BRUH MY MIND IS REELING CONSIDERING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THIS DELUSIONAL LITTLE MAN IF HIS DELUSIONS WERE JUST SO DIRECTLY THREATENED BY THE OBJECT OF HIS FIXATION LIKE THAT- Sorry if like this is an uncomfortable or if I'm like hijacking your headcanons feel free to ignore if too uncomfortable but like my brain is just fixated on this one concept-

LMQOOOO

As soon as the words “I’m a lesbian” fall from your lips— Scaramouche can basically feel his heart dropping from his chest. He’s absolutely sick to his stomach, and he’s sure he can feel something crawling up his throat. “Y-you’re a what?” His voice is shallow, hoping what you just said was a joke— or that you’re messing with him. “Haha… April fools, right? Don’t… don’t say stuff you don’t mean, [name]”

When you look at him in confusion and tell him that you have a crush on this girl from class, the words that spill from your lips go through one ear and out the other, as he stares back at you in a blank daze. So you don’t love him? Where you lying when you said he was cute? Have you been leading him on this whole time? “This wasn’t… this wasn’t supposed to happen!” He childishly stomps his foot on the ground like a toddler, his hands reaching up to claw at his now tussled hair out of anger, while spewing out profanities from under his breath.

“Uh… is there a problem with that? I thought we were close enough friends where I could tell yo—” you can’t even finish your sentence before he’s snapping his head up and glaring into your eyes and talking over you.

“No, we’re not friends! Don’t you understand?! I’m fucking in love with you! You.. you— you liar! This isn’t fair, you lied to me! You said you would never lie to me! You’re just like everyone else!” he’s hysterically crying at this point, fat tears rolling down his flushed cheeks and dripping down onto the floor below while his breath become more erratic. You can only stand there in shock while he slowly loses himself in front of you like a little baby.

:(

Poor guy

[ojacksonscohen]

do you think oliver's been typecast, as far as the 'scummy man' role goes? I know he feels that these characters are pretty different but... lol idk it's a lot. invisible man, bly manor, lost daughter, etc

i feel like typecast has some negative connotations but honestly yes! he definitely has a type that he enjoys playing and has been pretty vocal about what he doesn’t enjoy (rom-coms / action-y movies [which is ironic considering jackdaw]) but he’s been playing these ‘dark/scummy’ roles for his entire career, so they’re not really new.

i think a lot of people became a fan of his through hill house which skewed their opinion of him since it was a bit of a departure from his regular type of role and then were confused when he went back to playing the “bad guy”. imo only like 8 (9 depending on how you feel about lucas/roan) roles out of his entire filmography (28 listed on imdb) would i consider to be “good guys”.

i also really don’t think the back to back roles of james and will have done anything to reassure people he can play diverse characters since they are so deeply similar. but at the same time it’s unfair that people seem to completely ignore mr. malcolm’s list and emily (usually forgotten bc they are movies and period pieces) which are so different from his usual tv roles.

anyways, yes i think he is typecast for darker roles but i don’t think it’s against his wishes!

[trillscienceofficer]

I think people are using "charisma" about Dukat when they really mean "more classically evil, showboaty villain archetype". Fans are always gonna latch onto the mustache twirling antagonist more than the morally gray one

That's possible! But then I wish they'd say that, because actual charisma is a different matter, at least to me. I get that it's difficult to show villains being actually charismatic in a show that needs to keep a fairly consistent narrative about the protagonists being the good guys, and never have them being actually tempted to agree with a villain, but still. idk, maybe it's just because I like the episode a lot but at least Kashyk on “Counterpoint” felt like a fairly believable fascist with charisma (although he also was deluding himself all along).

[grimmgrinningghouls]

The amount of people saying its our fault that we're the ones overreacting to all this is fucking bonkers.

Someone who was a big name in a community full of queer people, for a queer ship, used us all for his own gain for 6 years. Is openly homophobic and suddenly we're in the wrong?

Yeah no fuck right off.