#these goddamn fags

[ang3l1cx]

byler

[achillesunly]

I read under a sereshaw tiktok someone mentioning tom cruise discussing the plot for tg3 and I hope to god they don't have anything against fags in his little psycho cult coz I really want my darlings kissing on screen and going at it nasty in the sand

CRUISE MAKE HANGSTER HAPPEN OR IM SETTING ON FIRE HOLLYWOOD AND YOUR CRAZY ASS IN IT

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

GAMZEE: ReMeMbErInG tHe TiMe I tOlD a GuY i WaS a TrAnS dUdE wHiLe HiGh OfF mY aSs AnD hE sTaRtEd GoInG oFf AbOuT "aLpHa, SiGmA, aNd BeTa MaLeS" aNd HoW-

EQUIUS: "D -> Each one is equally important no matter what anyone says and you sh001d not feel pressured to be a STRONG alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males are just as important"

GAMZEE: ...LiKe He WaS sUpPoRtIvE wHiCh WaS nIcE bUt.

GAMZEE: ??????????

[johnlennonbignaturals]

john lennon made a tape of himself moaning paul mccartneys name btw

[kirkwahmmett]

if any of you fags even dare to think about slaughtering eric clapton like a halal lamb, i will chop YOU like a halal lamb

[porcalinecunt]

bllk 300 spoilers below !

so…its a terrible day to be a nagi lovers

[gophergal]

Reminder for Y'all:

I'm queer, I'm here, and it's not a word I fear

[astramachina]

I've been seeing a lot of romcoms lately about "unassuming lady meets and has a whirlwind romance with her pop idol" and I am here to provide an alternative.

A jukebox musical in which the protagonist is an ex-fan of some big boy band from the 90s and now utterly hates their guts for x or y reason. The unhinged romcom begins when the members of the band come together again to help their homie out because he is so head over heels in love with this person but the problem is that he was, like, their least favorite member back in the day. As in "I overlapped the posters in my room to cover him because his frosted tips personally offended me".

Personally I think the time is ripe to bank on 90s nostalgia.

I'll take my Tony for best new musical now please and thank you.

[publicuniversalenemy]

just want to assure all my friends and followers that, even though i havent been active in Ages, im still up to the usual: realizing that im more mentally ill than i initially thought, and calling aggressively heterosexual 80s singers faggots <3

[iphisesque]

ogni volta che siamo in spiaggia con la cassa bluetooth io e i miei amici mettiamo o una playlist indie del cazzo del coez-ernia-psicologi-giornalisti-franchino-calcutta-frah industrial complex o un volume a caso di machete mixtape che sono le canzoni della nostra gioventù solo che purtroppo non siamo più giovani quindi i nostri fratelli e parenti minori nel fiore dell'adolescenza ci costringono brutalmente a mettere musica della loro generazione invece che della nostra

[mainfaggot]

ex oomf called yeonjun a stupid cunt so I Blocked sorry for being CRAZY but thats my favourite gaybaiter kpop boy

[greenlanterns-light]

not to be a gay fag but I need to find a drama track that has shu full on laughing if there’s one with subaru there’s absolutely one with shu. Theres got to be

[dogboy-awsten-knight]

i dont actually give a shit if you enjoy harry potter critically or not it say "harry potter fans" in my dni and that should be enough for you to not fucking follow me!!!

[xxxthegreatred-dragonxxx]

I HATE THOSE GUYS

for @inkforhumanhands ♡

[manwritingtales]

Give Me Back My Body!

My goddamn uncle stole my body! I would always catch him looking at the corner of my eyes, with him obviously trying to hide it. I was always uncomfortable with it, but he didn't say anything so I thought I could leave it alone. I was in practice when I suddenly found myself blacking out and waking up in my uncle's house, in a different body.

"Give me back my body!" I screamed at the phone, my Uncle David's deep voice coming out of my throat. I feel his stomach rumble, feeling confined in this shirt.

My body—me—grins, flexing his—my—arms. "Sorry, Kev. This is my body now. You know, I've always thought you were so sexy. I tried to just look, but I couldn't. I realized it just wasn't because I thought you were hot, it was because I wanted to become you."

He grins and flexes, and it's so bizarre watching my body act that way. So… slutty.

"I always fuckin' knew you were a fag!" I spit.

Oh god. He's so hairy! And this beard! It feels so weird having this big bushy beard on my face. I was always used to just having a stubble on my face.

"Don't worry, Kev. Or should I say Uncle David," my body grins, "I made sure to keep that body gay in the spell."

What—?

He must've seen the confusion in my face, because his grin only grows larger. "That's right. Take a look at this." He uses my body to flex my arms, the young body exuding virility and strength. He kisses his—my!—biceps and a strange sensation passes over me. Oh my fucking god. No, no, no! I feel the hog in this body growing. Jesus fucking Christ. Am I getting hard over my own body? Is it me, or is it his body getting hard?

I look at my old body, and I suddenly found myself understanding things from Uncle David's perspective. I do look pretty fuckin' hot. I shake my head. This is wrong!

"Listen here, fucker," I growl, secretly pleased with how low Uncle David's voice is. "Give me back my body!"

He smirks. "Or what?"

I pause, then take off his shirt, revealing his hairy chest. "Or I will post your fuckin' dick all over the goddamn internet!"

He laughs, caressing his muscles. "Is that the best you can think of, Uncle David?"

"Don't call me that!"

"Well. I'm sure I can think of so many more fun things to do with this body."

He shows my body's plump butt, and I hear him say, "I'll be sure to send you the video of good ol' straight Kevin getting fucked in the ass."

"You…—!" I was speechless, and I was even more horrified to realize that Uncle David's body is fucking hard. Not just aroused, but rock fucking hard! I resist the overwhelming urge to adjust the boner in my pants.

My shocked expression seems to please him. "Don't worry, Uncle David," he says using my voice. It's so strange hearing myself say all this. "I know I won't be the only one bottoming. I'm a bottom, and that body is a bottom. Better clean yourself up because I know you'll get the urge soon."

"You fucking—"

Call disconnected.

Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck. I stare at Uncle David's reflection in a mirror, a strange combination of scared, shocked, and… horniness coursing through me. His body. Me. Jesus, even now it's starting to get harder and harder to figure out what this body is feeling and what I'm actually feeling.

"I'll fuckin' get you," I glare at Uncle David in the mirror. "I'll… I'll get my body back…"

A thought pops out of my mind—a thought that sends shivers down my spine. I bury it down. I won't let it get to me. If his body wins, then Uncle David wins. I won't let it happen…

'Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to get fucked.'

[calgab13]

IS HE A FAG WTF IS THIS goddamn i hate gay ppl 🙄🙅‍♀️