#these game mechanics are so funny to me
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a pathetic little man whose bones turn to dust if he holds an armour plate
#these game mechanics are so funny to me#youre just a virgin who cant equip heavy armour#fear and hunger#my art tag?#enki ankarian#ragnvaldr#enkivaldr
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first tumblr post of 2025 & its mouthwashing fanart. unbelievable
btw the comic was inspired by this absolute nutcase comic:

#mouthwashing#captain curly#jimmy mouthwashing#nurse anya#mechanic swansea#daisuke mouthwashing#polle the pony#dooble moment#my art#idk if this is how jimmy would actually act on swansea’s communal bday party but i thought it was funny anyways so. yeah#also nooooo i totally didnt steal the backgrounds from screenshots of the game no siree :^)#mouthwashing characters are neat to draw me thinks
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Useless Veilguard fact of the day: Day 6
Every companion has an IsOverused_ and IsUnderused_ plot flag that impacts the way they can greet Rook at the Lighthouse. For example, if you don't take companion out often enough (and they become "Underused"), they will start asking Rook to bring them along.
EDIT (since I saw some people wondering about it in the tags): the companions won't complain if they are overused. Instead, they are excited to be getting out and are glad they are doing good work!
Check out this post by merrinla for example of lines for underused Lucanis.
Check out the tag for more useless facts: #useless davg fact of the day!
#a wonderful mechanic if I do say so myself!#too bad you'll literally almost never hear companions' greeting lines bc the game seems to prioritise them bantering with each other#over them being in their rooms#that's not me throwing shade on bioware or anything. I honestly find it kinda funny they'd go so far as to programm this#useless davg fact of the day#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#veilguard datamining#flowers.txt#flowers blogs
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One thing I really love with rdr2 and rdo is that whenever you get knocked over, bucked off, etc, your character just lays on the floor for a couple of seconds.. simply processing what just happened..
#its so funny but also I completely understand#“its just the game showing its age!!” no no it's a mechanic to me#<3#mick squeaks#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#red dead redemption community#red dead online#funnies
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Look, Never Stop Blowing Up is brilliant but it’s never gonna be my favourite season, because it’s not for me, the themes don’t get me going like some of the other seasons of D20 do.
That being said, with the props and the storyboards and the dome projections? NSBU is shaping up to be the best season of D20 so far and I will fight you on that.
#it’s got a good mix of meta and funny and also like interesting character motivations#and the design of the season as a whole is fucking impeccable#the game mechanics are brilliant#it’s so so so good#not my favourite because Neverafter just hits it on the head with themes and whatnot for me#but I know for a fact that it is the best season they’ve made so far#rivalled probably by a court of fey and flowers#never stop blowing up#nsbu#d20#d20 nsbu#dimension 20
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the brainrot is telling me to do an evil karlach origin play through
#i feel like teaming up with gortash as karlach might get you some pretty stellar lines#especially if it's a version of her that's become ruthless and pragmatic#no way he wouldn't appreciate that#to see someone go through hell and come out exactly the same way he did#it would really confirm his worldview#maybe he'd even be kind of proud#and then of course she would betray him in the end#i feel like it'd be funny to get him all the way to the morphic pool and then kill him at the last minute#i'm not even sure if you can do that mechanically but it's like... give him so much false hope only to dash it at the last possible moment#that's vengeance baby#and you don't even have to harm the steel watch so you can repurpose them for yourself#god i don't know if i have it in me to start this game over for a fourth time though. this soon.#maybe i'll just write fanfic about it#the weird thing about npcs also being playable characters is you can play them massively out of character#which feels off but also like well yeah they're player characters in that scenario so the player has to have the choice#otherwise what's the point#it feels different with durge because they're not there if you don't pick them plus you can customize their appearance#so they feel more your own#plus the memory loss easily explains any change in personality#but it is also fun to explore the idea of alternate path lines for these characters that would never happen if they're npcs#i also kinda wanna do an astarion orgin with a minthara romance because i've heard they're really good together#apparently minthara is highly turned on if he ascends. naturally.#and she starts calling him “lord astarion” totally unprompted haha#god an evil wyll run would be horrible too... fuck i bet you can do the mizora sex scene with wyll that's fucked up#oh god if you're evil karlach too imagine tricking wyll into betraying mizora for you only to turn out to be everything he feared you were#💔
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my neutral dragon age trait is that 50% of the time i'm like "the more i critique the games, the more i love them. i can appreciate each game for what they are but my criticism and frustration over what they could be are a sign of love" and the other 50% is like "this is the writing of the dragon age series. sure. why not. this may as well happen."
#post inspired by seeing a post where someone was asking a blog like 'hey ive only played veilguard what is a mage circle'#50% biting the bars of my cage over the way lore/plot/priorities have shifted and changed over time#50% along for the ride#but on that first point: looking at the plot of veilguard (stopping solas/elgar'nan and ghilan'nain)#im not surprised the mage/templar shit wasn't a big deal#and honestly any frustration i have with that is more so aimed at dai#bc dai was what first reduced the mage/templar war to 'here are some assholes fighting in the woods'#however.#objectively WILD that someone could play ur whole ass game and not know what mage circles/templars are#and then the confusion over an elven rook's backstory is honestly just laughable to me like akjdsjkdf#theyre dalish but they also lived in a town and if they're a mage they also studied somewhere#like. honestly imo not a big issue but like. a simple dialogue choice could've solved this.#it's so funny to me bc it's ridiculous but also. bring back ambient dialogue choices.#like tldr though#i super enjoyed veilguard and i appreciated it for what it did#and while not perfect. i'm a sucker for a story about friends and bonds.#and i think as an interpersonal story it works really well#and i can at the very least respect the writers/devs making the game not as open world#even though i do miss that a lot (as well as talking to ur companions mechanics)#however. the detachment from previous lore is definitely jarring.#not that i think veilguard needed to be about (for instance) the mages and templars#and honestly im happy we got companions that felt unique#bc i was getting real tired of 'here are the elves who hate each other. here is the one who doesnt trust mages'#etc etc etc#and getting to see all these factions was really nice too (though in a perfect world we'd have a legit origin quest imo)#but even just. some kind of way to bring in prev lore#tldr 2 i have my frustrations with the narrative arc as a whole and find them fun to talk abt#but sometimes im just like. it already happened. it's already written.#i will think abt what could've been while also just having fun w/ what i got#final tldr 3 i think dragon age is just the one series that im not always itching to meta essay on LMAOOO
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love a narrative heavy game that costs 20$ and will leave you fucked up for days on end
#i think it's so funny how i've been playing hzd for a while (sunk 60hrs into it)#and yeah it's fun! cool game mechanisms! very pretty!! great graphisms!!!#but like. as far as emotional impact goes???#pentiment i've done in like. 10% of the time for 3000% the impact#and i think this is my gripe with AAA games now. it's all sidequests just to get you to see How Cool and Big and Expansive the world is#but did any npcs actually stick out to me? meh
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sun is out and i might have another obsession 🫶
#redglyphs#watched someone play through the pathologic 3 prologue and woagh#the bachelor is such a little shit and now you need to manage his apathy and mania??#so funny#the time mechanic made me 👀👀👀 at implications of how you actually complete the game#trading your effort in helping others (successful euthanization ☠️) for others' time to give You more time#i trust the devs to have something super interesting to say about time in gaming#'time' can be passage of irl time to play and save scum or a naturally changing gamestate#time is usually the biggest source of ludonarrative dissonance#a player can disrupt pacing and regain control by moving at their own pace or grinding or save scumming#but that obviously isn't possible in pathologic 2. you are always a victim of time#here it seems like time is an actual commodity in-game vs external
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thank you for the tag, @sasheneskywalker!!!
rules: answer and tag nine people you want to get to know better and catch up with.
favorite color: it changes regularly, but currently, a dusty/greyish purple
last song: Maps by The Front Bottoms
currently reading:
Butcher & Blackbird by Brynne Weaver is my current fiction read and i *hate* it with my entire being. don't read it.
Postcolonial Astrology: Reading the Planets through Capital, Labor, & Power by Alice Sparkly Kat is my current non-fiction read and so far, it's very good
i'm reading a lot of comics at the moment, but my main read is Manhunter (2004) which so far, is very good, i highly recommend. i'm also planning to read Midnighter (2007) and Black Widow (2014).
currently watching:
The Acolyte has been my most recent fixation so that's just on loop rewatching over and over in the background. a lot
i've been watching Pennyworth which is far better than i expected it to be, i'm really enjoying it
i also started Invincible, which i've been enjoying
idk if it counts but i've rewatched Madame Web a concerning number of times in the past few days.
currently craving: i'd kill for an Italian Cream Soda from tea2go rn
coffee or tea: tea. i used to be a big coffee person in my teens but my chronic illness doesn't like caffeine and it *really* doesn't like coffee so i just drink tea now, but i do love tea
hobby to try: the unrealistic hobby i'd like to get into a fanfiction binding, but that takes materials and resources i do *not* currently have. i think a more realistic answer is i've been meaning to get into marvel comics more.
current au: tbh the main AU i'm working on is a Lance Brunner-centric Post-Crisis fic where i'm completely rewriting his origins to make his death as Robin more significant but still something no one talks about, leading to the ressurection of Jason also reviving Lance and Jason going on his little spree, having no idea he's not the only dead Robin. i've figured out all of the backstory and how i want to characterize Lance, but the actual plot of the fic i'm still working out. i'm leaning toward Lance/Dick as a ship, but i haven't decided. i have so many notes and ideas though and i think it's funny to take a random one-off character from a random 60s comic and actually turn him into something substantial and how he'd shape the Batfamily. trust me i'm so close to infodumping about it here everyday.
i'm also working on a *really* messed up unhealthy Damian/Tim fic, where Damian purposefully breaks the timeline so Tim was never Robin and Damian was the third Robin instead. but when Bruce "dies" Damian realizes he has no idea where to start with finding Bruce so he has to go to a civilian!Tim for help, who has no idea the timeline was changed or that he was ever Robin in a different world. it's gonna be fun and fucked up and full of Damian's jealousy complex over Tim.
i don't know if i can come up with nine whole people to tag for this since i'm still new here but i can try: @searchforahero @divine-dominion @kevin-day-is-bi @kerakeriza @deepwithintheabyss
@maryshellyswife @alicemaem @justmyshittyspace @sandmanwhore and yeah that's all i got.just tagging some mutuals/ppl i see on my posts a lot!!!
#necrotic ramblings#tag game#!!!! ty sm for tagging me in this aaaaa i love tag games#also sashene the omegaverse worldbuilding thing you're working on sounds so cool.#i *love* well built omegaverse worlds so much that consider real world dynamics and mechanics. cannot wait#sorry tagging random ppl is awkward i rlly don't have many mutuals yet#but i see all the lil ppl who mass like/reblog my stuff at once and i love all of you.#i do recognize who consistently interacts with my stuff. i see it all.#idk how to be cool mutual friends with ppl tho. socialization isn't my forte#which is weird bc it *used* to be. idk what happpened.#i had to text my groupchat for their tumblr handles so i could make it to nine whole ppl#ty alice ronnie and skye for being my sacrifices <3 y'all have to suffer with knowing my batcest blog now.#the lance brunner idea is plaguing me though i think it's really funny#i've had it in my head since i read the comic he's in. bc there's only one. after seeing posts about him#he's fucking ridiculous but. i see potential i won't lie#this was delightful tho i miss doing tag games. 10/10.
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so what are everyones thoughts on the pathologic quarantine demo so far
#not art#pathologic 3 quarantine demo#bachelor route#i have mixed feelings so far#there are so many changes (which dont exactly come as a surprise considering its a whole new game but still)#like the city looks quite different#the soundtrack lowkey reminded me of turgor which is nice#not a fan of the removal of the old survival mechanics esp the infection#but the killing yourself mechanic does soften the blow a bit bc thats funny as hell#the diagnosis mechanic is harder than the prophylaxis but i also dont see myself caring as much for it#still not a fan of the capital being shown idk as a classic shill i just enjoy nothing beyond the city existing#even if those are just false memories it does make everything feel less isolated and lonely and.. yk#i hope the teleportation feature was just a demo thing bc removing walking from patho like really...#still not sure how the time travel thing will go#eva's new design is SO cute though i love it#eva yan im ur biggest fan#added a pic of her bc yeah
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I had to open the ship combat rules doc I made for Rook's campaign the other day, and man, that thing was (and still is tbh) my fucking magnum opus. I put so much effort into creating rules for a type of combat that dnd doesn't naturally support, and it was SUCH a fun challenge. I'll admit it's not perfect, but it works for our campaign, and everyone seemed to like it during our one test so far, so that's good enough for me.
I think between the stat blocks, the rules themselves, and the maps of the ships, I spent easily 48 hours total on making this sailing arc happen. (No, I'm not the DM, I just like homebrewing shit, and also happen to be the one who decided to play a pirate and make that involved in the story.)
#morrigan.text#morrigan plays dnd#dnd#if anyone wants to read the ship combat rules doc or anything just lmk. I will gladly share the link. This thing is my baby.#actually if anyone ever wants to see ANY of my dnd stuff I'll gladly share. I need to find a nicer way to share it than roll20 screenshots.#I will accept any suggestions as to how to do that and also gladly welcome any chance to infodump about my silly little homebrew shit.#it's so funny because I think that a lot of people would look at the stuff I do for this DM and go ''huh??? why??? you're a player???''#and yet MORE that I've promised to make but haven't done yet. (Like the fucked up Nightwalkers I'm using the Aeor monsters as a base for.)#but it's genuinely so much fun for me and I practically BEG him to let me do this stuff lmao.#I've made SEVERAL maps (both battle and regional) and well over a dozen stat blocks for this campaign.#probably close to two dozen atp actually. I mean the Sea Snake crew alone was at least 4 stat blocks plus the 3 ships.#and then there's the Drowned Maidens we're fighting next session. And the Tentacle Monster and the Sea Drake.#and the beefed-up Kuo-Toa plus their idol and the Marriages.#so what's that. 13 stat blocks for just the first part of the sailing arc?#and then there's the wind roc/phoenix thing I made for Red Lotus Island.#and three chimeras I made for the labs. So that's 17. And I know for a fact there's more I'm forgetting about.#my all-caster party is going to hate me lmao. (It's fine. 90% of the monsters I make are worse for me (the rogue) than anyone else.)#as for maps I made the map of Red Lotus island and I made all three ship maps (which took probably close to 24hours total)#and I made a map for the fight against Andrassi THE NIGHT BEFORE THE SESSION (by voluntary choice).#idk I just have fun with this kind of thing. I'm not organized enough to DM a campaign but I love figuring out technical challenges.#I mean. that makes a lot of sense since dnd and its mechanics is literally my special interest. So. Not really surprising.#oh and for my (heavily modified) CoS game I made a super powerful divine assassin of the Raven Queen for us to meet.#he's cool as hell. His name is Kazimir and his stat block is absolutely insane.#it's almost 3am why am I like this. time to go the fuck to sleep!!!
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wait actually. giving my Cookie9 issues and problems and that would definitely get them labeled as “evil” even though they’re actually pretty cool as a person and are trying their best if you got to know them is SO funny to pair along with the fact that a lot of the fandom hates Cookie9 for having their own thoughts about things (even though the thought they canonically expressed was very normal. and what i’m doing is not the same message. but it’s funny)
#nonsenserambling#rubbing my weird npd aspd schizophrenia germs all over him. i love you. youre a person to me#i was so scared my guy was like. stupid because he was more “realistic” and wasn’t the result of cool tspud fucky game mechanics/formed fro#the narrator’s thoughts like a lot of the other guys are . and while my cookie9 and reviewers honestly will never be that cool i find some#of their stuff funny 2 me
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Been playing Cookie Run: Tower Adventures for awhile now and it's kinda funny how even in this game, the earth type cookies gravitates to me. Earth magnet certified.
#ariambles#when i was still playing gi. i was a geo main. i made sure to collect All the available geo characters and build all of them#i managed to do just that EXCEPT for gorou who Constantly avoided me up until the last moment when i finally got him#via the free character selection but by that point i was halfway in burnout hell so i couldnt build him properly anymore#in crta. the cookie i got attached to is candy drop cookie (her design is really nice and i love her gameplay mechanic)#and it just so happens that candy drop is an earth cookie! i dont really care bout meta here cuz i just wanna play#a game in my phone other than prsk (considerin that im partly burnout of that too so i needed a different game)#theres a new cookie released rn called frost rock whos an earth type and i dont really need nor want him at all#so i only ever pull on the cookie selection banner (i need a wind dps so im going for rye cookie) so its REALLY FUNNY#how i managed to get frost rock cookie anyway. via the standard banner. with basic cookie tickets. i had 20 pity on it#and of all the cookies it had in the banner. it chose to give me the only earth cookie im missing (i also alrdy have durian too)
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first female loz director and the gerudo seem to be written fine enough? wow... there ain't no way I thought we were in the worst timeline after totk
Yeah got through the main quest with the gerudo, it wasn't painful! It wasn't even bad! Still got them outfits but for the most part it was like oh cool!
I would say a lot of that oh cool is from the fact they didn't do a lot to even fuck it up to begin with, I'm gonna be real with yall this game is NOT worth $60USD
Edit: lemme say one thing, you know when people were being like damn totk story wasn't dark or mature at all why was this compared to Majora's mask again? And then all the zeldatwt people came out and said zelda is just a kid series domt expect good writing uH
This one feels like a kid's game. That ain't to say it's terrible I would say, hell I'm not far in it if I get something crazy that's like OH FUCK I'll reblog this post and say something but uh.....game for babies I'm gonna be shocked if anyone struggles with any puzzles cuz you CAN CHEESE THEM EASY ITS 🫢🤭
EDIT EDIT: I SWEAR IM NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE A DOWNER..... @ezlo-x HAS BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN PLAYING....THEY KNOW I HAVENT BEEN A PARTY POOPER.....
#its......seems quick#the sidequests are very boring tbh#like this game should of been 45-50 max not 60#its cute i like it so far but oh my god the optimization and game design could of been way better#and after botw/totk like....how do i put this#its like nintendo heard hey we need a LITTLE bit of rail roading and then#😬#basically...example#for a main quest i have to go to 2 places to get people#i went to the 2nd place first and it......didnt update the side quest even though she should of gone to the meeting place#thTs apart of the quest but no i had to go to the 1st guy no matter what#and its like.....hey botw not totk would do that#most GAMES in general now wouldnt do something like that#also yall gonna hate the fact there is no organization or favorites tool for the echoes#game is fun so far but uH#i got through the first dungeon FAST FAST like this is not a return to form#minish cap dungeons i dont think were that fast and theyre simple#also anyone that says this dorsnt have mechanics from the wilds games yes it does#tri has an ability thats JUST ultra hand#oh and its not good in this game#yall gonna fucking hate it#unless somehow a pirated version doesnt allow you to rotate the fucking item or move it in a way that goes behind me#without me locking off and then back on again after repostioning myself#im worried its a feature and not an anti piracy measure#me and GC are gonna finish this up this week but dang i havent even done the whole first part of the main quest#if i had this on the switch i could see how fast i could play through the game WHILE talking to people and having fun and exploring#also oh my god the zora side quest very cute but when eveeyone knows how the game goes ill make one complaint in the tags one day#funny thing its not story....ITS GAMEPLAY#yhe story in the game is fine and i say that cuz its....very simple#HELL A LOT OF NPCS DONT GOT NAMES THAT ARE VISIBLE
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wait op 👀 can i ask who your favorite boy is? 👀👀 (sorry im too shy to reply to the post and im curious now because of your tags)
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#that’s the four emoji for anyone who can’t see it btw#I am the biggest advocation for four swords#legit so fucking funny to play with friends#the fact you can throw each other off of cliffs and rob eachother is peak good times to me#love a game that makes me hate my friends <3#getting to vote on who was most goblin at the end of each level is also very funny to me#I like to imagine four still does this#mental tally chart like what the teachers had in elementary school#he goes to sleep every night and the gang is just casting votes on someone cause they had a argument or smth#I am aware this isn’t necessarily canon to the lu four lore cause four is his own separate entity#but I like to interpret that as four and his internal twitch chat cause it’s funnier#I am a big sucker for guy made up of other guys tho#or even just the siblings trope#anyway Hyrule is my second fave link#my fave loz games are four swords - botw (which is better than totk I will fight you on this) - skyward sword and majoras mask <3#(ok totk is objectively a better game in terms of overall mechanics)#(but the sage abilities are boring at best useless at worst and the story outside of the thing with Zelda is just kinda bad lmao)#(botw was so good cause you got to fuck around and find out (but like with underlying oough amnesia trope))#(I will also never forgive totk for taking stasis away from me (recall is such a downgrade))#(ultrahand is peak tho 👌)#anyway I got distracted with this ask very quickly ghgh#I like dropping hints that I’m neurodivergent/j#but dw about sending a ask over a reply it’s all good chief
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