#these are the exact quotes btw

[thekingofthenameless]

Just a reminder that if you don’t have anything nice to say THEN DON’T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!

“And you don't see how you're incapable of writing happy things?” (after I told them what I thought TKN is in one emoji)

“Me personally I wouldn't want the emojis people would describe my story with to be literally all of the sad looking ones”

[crippling-pages]

“Oh hi Mom and Dad! Of course I’d love to visit! What kind of son would I be if I didn’t visit my parents?”

-Cole, who’s mom is dead and hasn’t visited his dad for years, ran away from home, and in his only form of communication with him, has been lying about where he’s been and what he’s been doing.

[leave-your-body]

do u ever think about percy telling annabeth she's good and better than him and better for the quest. "you just are"

and how annabeth told hephaestus that the gods were all selfish and maybe she was before but she wont be anymore. "i just won't"

[wish-i-were-heather]

Trump: "She doesn’t have a plan. She copied Biden’s plan, and it’s like four sentences. Like, run spot run. Four sentences that’re just ‘oh, we’ll try and lower taxes.’ She doesn’t have a plan, take a look at her plan. She doesn’t have a plan." Also Trump: "I have the concepts of a plan."

[cookiecaker]

i take off my blindfold and it hurts

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JANE: What was up with the "splunk" thing?

DIRK: I like splunk. It's a t-shirt phrase.

ROXY: "pa-ya-ya" and "splunk"

DIRK: Right, both things you say when you splunk.

ROXY: can u imagine liek post coital someone saying pa-ya-ya!

JANE: I imagine that is what Jake does.

JAKE: I have a gun and i shoot it and a little flag that says "pa-ya-ya!" comes out!

ROXY: LNAO thats aswrsome

JANE: You keep it by your bedside?

JAKE: Yeah and when i do the horizontal tango i just pick up the gun like--

ROXY: like oh em gee this sex is so good i need to kill myself

JANE: "I'm never going to have sex like this again so I should just kill myself right now."

DIRK: Pa-ya-ya!

[hood-ex]

Pfft just remembered that after Babs insinuated she could be the reason for Jason to stick around in Gotham, Jason denied it, and when Babs asked why, Jason said, "Because, Barb, it's like you said... I'll never be Dick Grayson."

[starrysharks]

persnaps you could draw Wiles from Across the spiderverse 👀

evil miles with braids

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Satine: Padme, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Padme: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

[doolallymagpie]

no idea why I randomly remembered this from my "probably not gonna write it ever" list and was driven to find it in my ancient notes, but I might as well share it

"NG without the plot" AU subplot: Bobbie accidentally nearly causes a huge scandal for both Chrisjen and Nancy Gao because...well, in her defense, who'd sleep with both the former and current UN Secretaries-General? and also how was she supposed to know that she was that Nancy Gao? she's just supposed to keep track of every sexy brunette with soulful brown eyes, a cute butt, and gorgeous hair in Earth politics (lord knows she has trouble managing just the one)?

[axsolotle]

the creature as he murders willam: Frankenstein! You belong then to my enemy—to him towards whom I have sworn eternal revenge; you shall be my first victim.

the creature on the literal next page: yeah I killed that child because women

[sheebadukiiiii]

okay LAST ONE bc ive been eternally changed by this.

[lightyakami]

something something something the yotsuba arc as a play-within-the-play about death note as a whole because at heart death note is about a boy who dooms himself to die, on purpose, then fails to remember that he has to actually walk the path and die the death. he forgets he’s going to be there the whole time. or he just doesn’t care, because he sees himself as a chess piece and not as a person. sending the lamb of himself off the slaughter, refusing to realize he won’t be able to consume the meat. selflessness as cruelty rather than a virtue.

[mashallah]

I think one good thing about biden dropping out is not having to hear the same “settle for biden because no third-party candidate has a winning chance and I don't want that orange fucker to be president again” pep talk anymore. One bad thing about biden dropping out is that we have to expect liberals to use their brains and collaboratively vote like they did and wanted to do with him this election

[fiendishartist2]

sorry that i think leitners brutal pipe murder is funny. cant help it