#these are random at the top of my head

[jillfvs]

i present to you: abh characters as tweets

[dudedidujust]

Au where Damian comes to Gotham with the goal of infiltrating and eventually overthrowing Batman instead of inheriting the mantle. Not much changes from canon except for the fact that he views everything that batman owns as his. That's his future cave and his future batmobile. This also includes his robins. After all everyone knows Batman wouldn't really be Batman without them.

Cue a very bewildered Tim being lectured on his eating habits by a righteous Damian who won't let one of his people take shortcuts with their health.

[injuries-in-dust]

Humans being like livestock guardian dogs to aliens 👽

Loyal, gentle, strong and patient. They'll rest and relax with you on the porch, or play with the kids all day every day.

But if something tries to threaten that alien family, that same human will vanish for two days and come back covered in blood (none of it their own.)

Edited: changed "herding dogs." To "Livestock guardian." I got my dog types mixed up.

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

i absolutely adore how open Edwin is to learning. there's a sort of expectation that characters from older eras would be very set in their ways and close-minded. however, Edwin, an Edwardian ghost, is not.

people have pointed out that in episode two, he told Crystal to ask Niko if the women in her family have a history of "hysteria." and then, in episode five, stopped himself from referring to Shelby's condition as such. he must have been told that it wasn't acceptable to claim women have that anymore, and he bettered himself.

Edwin was initially judgemental about Monty's interest in astrology, and told him so to his face. yet, we soon see him willingly reading the book that Monty gave him. he even offered to talk to Monty about astrology when attempting to reconcile with him.

naturally, he doesn't know much about modern technology, but he doesn't look down on it. during the Devlin House case, Edwin listened when Crystal explained something he didn't understand, even though he wasn't fond of her.

he respects Niko's interests greatly and wants to learn more about them, such as when he watched Scooby Doo with her, paying full attention and enjoying it rather than putting it down for being "childish" or whatever we may have expected. Edwin also accepted the sea glass from her, asking about its meaning.

Edwin is extremely clever, but also very humble about it. he doesn't feel insecure at all when someone else knows more than him when it comes to certain things, and i really love that.

[king-dra]

idk who needs to hear this but there is currently an Armored Core 6 TTRPG in development and guess what. ITS NOT A D&D CLONE!!!!!!!!!

these were translated by bradydunawayart on reddit, though theres basically no information on the mechanics as of now and the only listings are on jp amazon so who knows if there will ever be an official translation but it looks really cool!

[motivationisdead]

Do you think writers cackle evilly late at night in front of their computer and go ‘ah yes this will get the shippers going’ or do they just genuinely not realize they’re writing homoerotic subtext into every scene.

Because at some point there has to be a moment when they realize how fucking gay it looks when they make a male character’s reason for living another male character right? Right?????????

[fabuloustrash05]

For those of you calling 2012 Mikey innocent and constantly babying him and saying he must be protected, you are literally doing the exact thing that he hates.

2012 Mikey has stated in the show that he hates being treated like a child and doesn’t like it when people look/treat him as such. Yes, his brothers are still gonna be protective of him but that’s brotherly instincts. He is the youngest after all.

But we have to remember that in the end…

Mikey is NOT innocent. He has committed manslaughter. He literally ate PizzaFace alive, who is a mutant that used to be a living human being.

Mikey does NOT need to be protected. He can handle himself. He managed to figure out and survive in Dimension X all on his own for what seemed like weeks/months. He also took on villains like Tiger Claw, Rahzar and Newtralizer by himself!

Mikey is NOT a baby. Mikey is a skilled ninja. Splinter has stated that Mikey has the highest intuition compared to his brothers. He was also willing to sacrifice and die for his friends and family in an attempt to to stop Newtrailzer, staying behind as Dregg’s ship exploded.

[simpel-is]

yk i gotta say, rewatching sanders sides has made me realized how human logan rlly is

like okay yeah he's usually apathetic and calm and collected, but, and esp in the older vids, it's so easy to get him to go on an angry tangent with a simple disagreement with anyone rlly him and princey are so fun to watch they're like middleschoolers LMAO

also i love him being the one to teach thomas and the sides healthy ways to cope but it makes me think its bc he's had exp in learning to cope with the orange side's influence?

also since virgil was once a dark side now i wonder if he knows abt the orange's side's hold on logan and how that even works

now im curious as to what lesson logan will learn and who will be the one to teach and guide him towards it (im willing to bet it's patton, maybe roman too but yeah)

[cc-6209]

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~ @starlit-jedi 💙🤍

[ Setting : Battlefield . Situation : Both injured . ( Not lethally , but somewhat badly , i suppose . ) Era : Clone wars . ]

Commander Plague , with General Tallisk in his arms , limped through the stones and shrapnel littering the ground .

His legs stung and ached like hell , but all that mattered at the moment was getting Kistra to safety . The gunship that was picking them up couldn’t land close nearby , so he had to improvise .

“ Are you still doing okay , ori’vod ? You’re still bleeding .. ”

Plague asked , though the answer was obvious to him . They’d both sustained pretty serious injuries , though in different ways .

His eyes were sore from staring directly at extremely bright lights . His everything hurt .

His chest burnt with the breaths he wheezed out , wincing with each step .

The cuts on his face stung each time the cold , harsh air whipped at him .

“ We — We’re .. almost there .. ”

Plague exhaled a shuddering sigh . His words weren’t all that true . They still had a long ways to go ..

[poliffwoog]

school scribblies: goober edition

[icewindandboringhorror]

A little costume with eyebrow whiskers again.. making their return lol..

[kdramaxoxo]

I need someone to do some research about how many times there's a scene in a k-drama featuring the lead couple riding a carousel AND wearing animal ear headbands.

I'm guessing 57

[mspaint-flower]

draw

me

a cheese ples

chees

[artfartt]

Good omens Sammymacks but swapped organized for your enjoyment (spoilers for s1 and 2 near the end)

(This was definitely not a reason just to draw Sam as Crowley noooo…)

[gamingforeternity]

SHHHHHHHHHH…

Quiet.

[phoenixtakaramono]

ELDRITCH BILLY/ HOMELANDER THREADFIC

SUMMARY: I've written werewolf!Butcher/ vampire!Homelander threadfics before. Here's another 🔞 butchlander monsterfucking AU, this time with Billy essentially being a powerful eldritch god that Homelander wants to fuck.

CW: tentacle sex, oviposition (body horror if you squint but not really)

(The rest of the threadfic can be read here!)

If you don’t have a Twitter account, I have screenshotted the rest of the spicy half below the line break:

Q&A

You mentioned a couple times that a thread in Homelander's mind snapped. What does that mean? It's typical Lovecraftian eldritch mythos where if you gaze upon their true form, you lose your sanity. It's subtle foreshadowing of Homelander becoming more and more insane in Billy's presence. What’s the mucous-like substance the tendrils secrete? It’s like an aphrodisiac; I wanted to be funny and pay homage to the tentacle h3ntai p0rn tropes out there. It's my first try with this trope so please go easy on me, haha. What happened at the end? They destroy the world, plain and simple. This AU is short and to the point but the idea is that Billy provides revenge on Homelander's childhood tormentors. (All those scientists? Slaughtered or driven mad.) Even with Billy's offer to ruin everything, despite HL’s pettiness, there's still a shred of humanity inside HL that didn't want to see everyone dead (his logic: how can he be a god when there's nobody left to worship him?). With him being conditioned to depend on Vought and the corporation subliminally advertising himself as “earth’s mightiest defender,” HL charitably grants Vought “one last chance.” …But subconsciously he’s looking for a reason, any justification, any excuse to bury this rotten planet that’s been nothing but cruel to him (in his opinion). He’s waiting to be disappointed for the last time. He just needs that one final push to finally forsake humanity—because now it’s not his fault, you see? You did this. You guys have no one to blame but yourselves for dooming the rest of this world. (This is how, in his psyche, he avoids taking responsibility. Because he has “justification” on his side.) Whether it be Vought’s board of directors, his fans or sycophants, the constant paparazzi and public scrutiny, etc, it’s inevitable someone will piss him off the deep end. I wanted a somewhat nihilistic lovecraftian ambiguous ending and leave it up to readers’ interpretation, but you are free to imagine after Butcher's rampage and after returning earth to void, he takes Homelander who's carrying their eggs back to his realm. And they raise their half-Supe, half-eldritch terrors happily. I HCed Billy originally wanted to fill Homelander with a thousand eggs, but the human colon can only take so much. Most of the eggs end up duds and need to be pushed out/ pulled out (which, y'know, can also be fun *wink wink nudge nudge* I can't say HL didn't enjoy that—a lot), and they ended up with only a couple surviving clutch. The children can adopt a human form (with tentacles) like their papa (inheriting both parents' features) or revert to their true monstrous forms.

Thank you for reading! Hope you enjoyed!