#these anons smh

[hinamie]

mentor

[cryptidmickle]

man- shrill has been captivated by healer cookie's hobo drip

whos shrill, this is Azure

[anbaisai]

Happy Chinese New Year! 🐍🧧

祝大家蛇年大吉，万事如意！

[boredth]

Bestie. Hear me out.

You, me, CyberWick, Boba, now.

...And Johnny.

[demonic0angel]

Danny is plopped into Gotham via Clockwork because he needs a vacation and a way to vent his energy, which is building up because of a growth spurt. Danny in true Fenton fashion finds an underground group of meta teens and kids, who just want to live a normal life, and decides to join them in throwing huge underground raves where everyone could vent out their powers however they wanted as long as someone kept a look out for the bats or rouges. Well, one night, Danny is on the lookout and sees the bats. He doesn't know what to do, so he immediately runs in, smashes a bottle of soda on the floor, and yells, "IT'S THE FURRIES! SCATTER!" And just as Batman arrives, everyone runs in a different direction. Danny just straight-up turns invisible and phases through the floor in panic.

I have nothing else to say XD

Edit: Someone found a DP version :D

[t4tails]

Fun Fact: There was an actual Sonic game called "waku waku patrol car" where Sonic was a literal cop that patrolled a city an chased down Eggman . 👮‍♂️🦔🚓

yeah i know, basic sonic fact. okay seriously what is with these anons trying to make me think sonic is pro-cop 💀 do you think i base my political beliefs on whether the sonic the hedgehog franchise approves

[tonycries]

thank u for introducing me to the lady k series bc it is.. uh.... its so... its just... thats the good shit. fried my brain. so good

HEHEHEH YOU'RE WELCOME 😈 No because that art?? That man?? Scrumptious gimme fourteen of 'em right now 😈

[eyesforfuma]

Clingy Jo????????

hi anon!

ofc jo is clingy!!!!!!! he is always sooo needy for your love and touch, he would text and call you every chance he gets, he sees something cute? he immediately takes a picture and says "this reminded me of you" or "wish you were here!!"

loves loves loooves to be the little spoon, always falls asleep while you hug him <3, he would follow you around the house while hugging you from behind all the time, he likes the thought of him protecting you (and he feels protected as well)

if we are talking about intimacy he always tries to hold you as close to his body as possible regardless of the position, he loves to feel your touch, to feel you and goes blank when you cup his face with your hands, rubbing his cheeks with your thumbs, his eyes closing as he feels his climax getting close, you know how crazy your touch and words drives him

his hands always craving to touch your skin, bringing your hands to touch him every chance he gets, of course reassurance drives him out of his mind, constantly saying "touch me, please, i need to feel you" "please tell me you love me" "does this feel good? do i make my princess feel good?" while he is deep inside of you, his forehead against yours, barely being able to hold himself up when you tell him how much he means to you

the words "please promise me you will never leave, tell me im the only thing you need in your life, please" always come out of his sweet mouth along with some whimpers, almost sobbing, moaning your name with each thrust

jo really enjoys cock warming !! since he loves to be glued to you (and inside of you) at all times <3

[helsex]

ive been following a for a while and still cant figure out what personality disorder you have can i get a hint?

No hints for fake fans

[chaotic-tired-fox]

iskall is innocent lol, the only thing he did wrong was not be able to read minds. some people are insane. i hope you get cancelled for something you were entirely unaware of and you'll realise just how stupid the world we live in is.

I’m not the one cheating on my partner with literal fans and employees of mine and messaging them inappropriately and sexually harassing them. That’s not being cancelled, that’s something people get fired for in the real world. Go touch grass or die mad

[hinamie]

theyre soft your honour

[flashhwing]

"People are woobifying Essek" The man canonically knits, cooks, gardens, owns several cats, whimpers at frost giants, and huffs his partner's scarf. The man woobifies HIMSELF.

LIKE IM SAYIN!

[twinroomies]

i headcanon asriel as college roomies with PAPYRUS. You headcanon Asriel as college roomies with deltarune Chara. We are not the same.

Okay, so the reason these are all queued is this is the part where I ask you if you’re the same anon and I just spent an entire day answering just your inbox messages.

Because if so that’s hilarious.

I’m pretty sure you are, because I had THREE NOTIFICATIONS IN A ROW so either 3 people entered into the inbox at the same time or you had 3 very funny messages.

I won’t do this bit again, but I hope now that I’ve revealed my “Cobumbo” deduction, the past day of responses makes sense to everyone. Good bit, dare one even say, perchance, great banter? I do.

[backjustforberena]

listen, folks, they just love each other

[arkarti]

Does your Willam love Vanessa :( (ik this goes against canon but I love seeing him be a good dad)

I mostly go with canon but who's to say I can't bend it a little and add a bit more wholesomeness :3

Well, the manslaughter and manipulating aside he was a good/decent dad 😌

He did love her, his perception may shifted with time once she grew older and he saw her more as an asset in his schemes rather than his daughter.

TFW you're so engulfed in your own world you forget you have a daughter 😔 But hey, maybe he remembers what once was.

[tonycries]

tony youre pregnant... and im the baby...