#i will call this

[mwantstossleep]

Stupid, dumb AU where Tim finds himself taking photos of Batman by Lois Lane, and she decides that Tim Drake will be her apprentice, the little chihuahua in her purse, if you will. Tim, who spent half his life studying Lois Lane's work and years later copying her movements to take pictures of Batman, obviously agrees. Now Tim has to balance being Batman *and* Lois Lane's sidekick.

[kafka-ohdear]

moon, neptune, sun :)

aww eufhdjsk hello! thank you for the ask!

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moon: give yourself a genuine compliment. right now.

- dear myself, congrats on sleeping 8 hours last night.

neptune: how do you prepare your comfort food?

- i don't have a comfort food but my comfort drink is warm tea/coffee/chocolate milk. i usually whisk the coffee and then add milk to the cup + pour the whisked coffee on. for tea, i use tea bags and just pour hot water in, no sugar nor milk :D i get chocolate milk from the supermarket and microwave it for about a minute, let it cool down for a bit and it's all done!

sun: what’s something that’s an everyday part of your life that reminds you of how beautiful the world is?

- going on tumblr and seeing you guys posting! i love this fandom so much it makes me happy just seeing their posts. another thing is seeing @mylastresortiswriting 's messages 🥹 i love his messages very very much!

[time-to-leave-machine]

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

[blabberoo]

Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired

[anotherpapercut]

I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant

[redstonedust]

in general i dont think fandom tattoos are a bad idea but i think u need to at least give yourself like a two year buffer from the end of that piece of media before you commit. like if someone told me "yeah im obsessed with hazbin hotel rn so im gonna get a hazbin hotel tattoo" id be like woah okay maybe put a pin in that idea for later. but if someone told me "yeah i read homestuck in its prime and i still love it so im gonna get a homestuck tattoo" id be like well fair enough its been like eight years. if you still like it now you'll probably still have fond memories of it in 20 years. you do you.

[kiryuing]

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[vasira96]

it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[mroddmod]

out of context meme of an au i'm cooking

[demaparbat-hp]

He's never happy

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱