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arolesbianism · 2 days

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Bits of isat dialogue that make me want to throw myself off a bridge

#rat rambles #stars posting #I adore siffrin's fucked up thoughts abt odile sooooo so much #bestie develops a new complex everytime odile does anything ever I love it #I was going to hunt down more of my favorite fucked up sif thinking abt odile moments but its late so I stopped #but let it be known that the king death odile dialogue haunts me every day #I just remember seeing it for the first time and just having to pause and talk to myself about it for like 3 hours #theres smth wrong with this guy I think.

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lemongogo · 5 hours

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why do i love the conflict more than anything else . the misery . the incompatibility that spreads like oil slick . wanting so desperately for resolution that never comes . hmmm

#its the allure of like . mismatch btwn right person / wrong time . maybe in personal development and such #or wrong person / right time and trying 2 make it work but the circumstances are set 2 separate you #i think the guilt ford harbors over his relationship w fidds is good and i think hes had a lot of reflection . 30 yrs at least #but i dont rly care for like a . HELPP SRY IM LIKE talking to myself #i dont rly care ‘if’ they got back tgether in the end #fanon wise or whagever obviouslyy . no avrually emma-may kicking fidds out over the xmas thing its over HELPPPP #i feel like i always hve to clarify bc then theres that one guy whos like ‘smth smth you cant read . ooc loser .’idgaf . not gaffing today #i think mcguckets decision to forgive him is rly sweet And i do like the recognition of .. the whole incident being a misstep on both their #parts ykwim ? like ford was an ass for sureee but also mcgucket + memory gun was his own autonomous detriment #but #no i cant read the other tags i was writing i forgot where i was at #anyways im so obsessed w like . this being such an imperfect event with imperfect equals #ford theory and fidds the mechanics . which brw im also obsessed w how That is revered in canon .#but yeah like imperfect event imperfect people who shared an incredible connecfion in my freaking mind #that was ultimately squandered to fords pride and fidds reticence #ugh like i love the rise and fall i love the strenght of their connection generally corroding over time #its just such a cool motivator for both themselves and like its a history they share together and post weirdmageddon get to finally think a #knowing now what they didnt have the tools to recognize then #idk.^__^ they r so crazy to me . playing w them like dolls in my head #fiddleford mcgucket #stanford pines #gravity falls #every time i think ab this wrt every challeneged dynamic i think ab mars in the discord #talking ab x and y charas epic divorce arc #and im not even saying this to discredit Good relationships in media #bc those have a wealth of fun and interesting concepts or dynamics to dive into #its just something ab like . poetry of anger bro . and how love and hate can feel so similar and be borne from the same place #how one can transform into the other and back again due to . idk whatevee the hell theyve got going on^#prev post got me wishing we had more meat to the fallout #or that it was extended in content or scope . i want 2 see how they dealt with losing the other and then

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broke-on-books · 1 year

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I thought about this for like half a second and now it's destroying my brain

#i picked vincent btw like its sooooooooooo vinny #i was thinking about it and it hit me and thats like objectively the best answer #he thinks its mysterious PLEASE #and he tells the 13ghosts gang to do smth and they mess it up and hes like SCOOBY SHAGGY THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT #and everybodys like you sent 🏔🦅👹🫠🗡🥽🧪🩸🗡🗡🗡🗡🪞👍🏻🔮#and hes like yeah in the mountains theres a flying ghost monster that melts people (be careful when you kill it itll turn into green goo)#and you defeat it by making it look at its own reflection #duh #and everyones like dude. you need to stop #scooby doo #blah #velma dinkley #fred jones #shaggy rogers #scrappy doo #vincent van ghoul #flim flam #13 ghosts #also im sorry if you say scooby youre wrong btw. like i still love you guys but like the laziest answer im disappointed

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yumeurl · 2 months

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i think alot of the drarry fics i encounter would not feel so frustrating if they just dont forgive draco and move forward from that

#instead of like. the passive aggressiveness everyone but maybe harry displays everytime #u dont have to forgive him! but i think holding things against him and mention it everytime draco makes a mistake is unfair #i wont be so bothered if it was just a flaw caused by being a young adult character #but its almost always painted like theyre justified for that and draco just has to stay silent abt it #bc if he retaliates hell be quote on quote bad again #if u accept draco onto ur life bc hes in a rel w harry or u make a rapport w him just dont forgive him!! and make new interactions on top #of that!!#i keep encountering fics where the misunderstanding is draco looks like hes the culprit #and either harry or his friends would be like i knew it u death eater scum!!#like theyre always just WAITING for it to drop #like holy hell dont let this guy into ur life if ure harboring bad feelings to him that u repress until u think hes done smth wrong #like idm if ppl want draco and harry to be balanced #but every single time this happens i get so annoyed at fanons harry and co #theres also the fact that alot of these conflates dracos crime way too much #that i cant help but feel projection #but thats another topic for me #i just want a grovelling fic man...#rambles

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thrilling-oneway · 5 months

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I think Rui would like star wars

#self indulgent #lol #this is more about ilm rhan the movies i think hed like ilm’s work #mine #posted half asleep while watching the new show guys I think theres smth wrong w me

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10000-paper-nohara-rins · 10 months

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"oh sakura is the rin of team 7 cuz they're both gealers" "naruto is the rin of team 7 cuz they're both optimistic" WRONG sasuke is the rin of team 7 on account of they both equate "having goals" with "being a person."

#do you see my vision #guys who hinge their entire identity on what they set out to accomplish lmao lmao #i mean everyone's a little guilty of that but they're by far the worst offenders #nohara “if i want to throw the earth into the sun surely i will get a good grade in being a person” rin #and uchiha “i am an avenger i will kill my brother i wll fulfil my purpose and then like. die i guess” sasuke #its the trauma <3 and the masks <3 and the assumptions that somewhere deep down they have a “real self”#(they dont cuz thats not how personing works. but they think they do. and they're very put out because they cant find it)#i just think they're neat :3333 #oh kakashi is sakura of course of course (aughhhh self flagulation aufg augh)#and naruto is obito. i guess cannon can have that one.#mann naruto makes me sad. golden retrivor of a guy who wanted to change things #but got beat down by the system he wanted to challenge until he was complicit in it. sad!#anyways someday i will compile my thoughts on how rin and sasuke disengage witg the shinobi system #by just. having different values. and Not Caring about that junk #i mean dont get me wrong theres smth wrong with both of them still. its just like. a different #weird problem #ok cool. walks off into the ocean

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themyscirah · 11 months

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Wait omg..... Jessica Cruz probably did rifle... my specialized sports knowledge coming in CLUTCH

Okay so I barely practiced and made it to regionals like once so im NOT the expert here but uh headcanoning that Jess did air rifle when she was a teen. Like idk if it would be as part of a team like with a high school (what I'm familiar with) vs like an individual thing vs like a travel/competitive team (it depends on the sitch in her area growing up) but she definitely went to some national matches (probably including JOs/JO quals like i think she was GOOD). I think she probably would have quit competitively following a bad shot at nationals (relatable) along with anxiety about competition (ALSO relatable) but still kept up with shooting casually for fun and relaxation and to hang out with friends etc.

She definitely would have shot smallbore competitively too but I never did that bc I was lazy so idk to much abt it competitively

#and by bad shot i mean a 0 #it hurts me to even think abt doing that during a match actually esp at fucking JOs #a girl on my team did that and im sure it was devastating (we never let her live it down after too) but like dang. i feel that pain #im just saying she would vibe sooooooo hard with rifle. like canonically they just said she did it but im talking air in particular #also in the panel they said six which first off. humphries bro thats TOO young ik youre trying to be impressive but youre talking abt rifle #here. if someones let their kid have a gun at 6 theres actually smth wrong with them. and not even a bb or smth wtf #ANYWAYS you guys haveeeee to understand this. jess would go so hard for rifle she would fit right in w every competitive shooter ive ever #met istg-#she would be out there on the porch 35° weather in full gear mid match crying w the rest of us it would be great #wait wait shoutout to the time i had to get smth from my car and there were like 4 ppl out there crying during the middle of standing #like i literally FEEL THAT SO HARD (weve all been there) but also like... awkwarddddddd #4 is an unusually large amount though. normally its like 2 ppl at a time first relay. with more 1st relay ppl crying after than during #gosh rifle omg this is making me miss it #<<<<freshman/sophomore me would kill me for saying this btw. i HATED practicing so bad then omg #OH and Jess would be a kneeling girlie. fave position. why ? bc i said so shut up #no but bc its my favorite position (yes i know its the worst okay. im aware of all the reasons kneelings sucks and why everyone hates it.#but you know what? kneeling hates everyone equally and i respect that) no but uh yeah ✌️✌️✌️✌️#top 10 posts that are 80% jargon and only i care about 😘#anyways this is canon to me now actually #like idc what you say she was down in the trenches (the range) w the rest of us #also ik she almost certainly would have shot paper but in my mind she practices mainly w electronic bc thats what i used (even if its super #uncommon and is only used at the nice ranges) if she was super competitive she would probably have driven to shoot electronic. lets just say #there was a paper nearby and an electronic scoring range a bit farther or smth #anyways yeah #WAIT OMG SHE DEFINITELY MET HER FRIENDS FROM HER BACKSTORY THROUGH RIFLE #and the dating drama too omg rifle drama was INSANE. like i was almost always out of the loop bc i never practiced and didnt have snapchat #but like the drama was INSANE. fucking wild. at least to my nerdy ass self. so her relationship drama makes total sense now okay babe fr #jessica cruz #blah

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toytulini · 4 months

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thinking about my oc Bytte. and. her gender is Aro. her Aromanticism is inextricable from her gender experience.

#toy txt post #i love to make an alloaro oc whos a woman navigating a usually masculine role in society far before we ever coined aromanticism #whos Aromanticism informs so much about her but with no language to adequately describe it she doesnt really know how #and so she does kinda blow up her relationships by accident bc she does Want human connection #and what she Wants is to fuck someone whos friends with her and chill about it who will just be fucking Normal about it #and Not Make It A Big Thing and also for other people to not make it a big thing and they can hang out and be friends #but never fucking domesticize her. and its in part a rejection of the misogynistic role of Wife in historic (and even modern) society of #course but its also a rejection of the relationship hierarchy of Wife. of the romanticization. bc of her circumstances the only role on #offer of course has been Wife. but in the hypothetical situation where she was offered the role of Husband? she would at first probably #accept that. in theory. it sounds fine. sure. but if she tried to LIVE like that. to Live even as a Husband. it would Also be Wrong. to put #any of her relationships into that framework is to fundamentally ruin them forever. and she is living in a society that wants that to be #the only framework. anyway its crazy how ive made a character like that exactly Twice at least #(Bytte and Lucille. Bytte is a bit more genderfucky than Lucille. Lucilles gender is also ugly violent scary woman. for reasons)#both of these characters rn are cis. well. not /cis/ cis but theyre afab and women bc i want to explore that but i am thinking lately about #a transfem take. to explore. ive considered it and i dont think i want that for Bytte? all that means is watch out for future ocs #i could do a character very similar to Bytte as transfem and it would be really good but theres something about #and honestly it would probably make more SENSE for Bytte? due to gender roles in like ancient sparta or whatever?#but if shes transfem in sparta i think there would be subtle nuanced differences in how ppl interact w her that i dont necessarily want for #her? if that makes sense. i know this reasoning sounds weak in a vacuum but i Promise i have way more characters than this and i do want to #explore things differently. i promise there are complex transfem characters in witchverse and also complex characters whos asab im not #decided on yet. there are some im not sure i ever want to be decided on? the downside of being incredibly specific about fictional #characters is that it doesnt leave you all room for headcanons #sorry. good news is you can go make your own ocs about it 👍 idk. much to explore. much to think about #also sometimes a ''''cis'''' character CAN have a fun gender to play with honestly its just that mainstream media Never does #so theres no good way to be like no but listenn i swear its fun #anyway this is all moot cos im not a fucking writer im just making up little guys and doing nothing #also anyway. i think my gender is also aro and a little ace. personally. also before u get mad at me about these 2 ocs being like #probelmatic aro rep or smth: 1) aforementioned its moot anyway im not even a writer 2) these arent the only alloaro ocs i have its just #funny that i made this one twice lmao 3) my brain is huge. my ocs are rad. suck my ass. ♡#if only i Was a writer tho god. thered be sooooo many aro characters fr fr

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clulessmess · 5 months

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Holy fucking shit i GOT to remember i need to block the dunmeshi tag

#the first time in forever in which i actually want to read/watch a medieval fantasy #esp if were talking abt an anime medieval fantasy #bc im sorry but #for a medium well known for creativity and weirdness... all the medieval fantasy anime ive seen so far has been boring generic gimicky (con #ass shit. from what i hear... dungeon meshi actually has something going on #like delicious. finally something fucking new and original. Like I finally can overlook the ugly ass medieval aesth for the story #unfortunately idk if its worth reading into atp tho bc i feel i already know way too much to be able to have a fresh experience with it #like ik falin and laois adventured together or something but falin got eaten by a dragon and thats why the gang have to enter the dungeon #but she dies and gets resurrected. but smth went wrong and she has a monster form? that theres this lion guy that i think is the one #who decides who gets to be king of the dungeon or something. and laois becomes king #alsoblockingthetagwouldmeaniwouldnolongergetmyfilloftheoccaidonallaoisfattittiesandassonthedash/tl/fyp:((#woah who said that #clu finally speaks

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kisskissgotohell · 9 months

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the animators put extra special attention into making qi rong have great facial expressions and animations this episode for ME. i am the target audience here

#HES SO FUNNY I LVOE HIM #his makeup???? his sarcastic lil quips that do not at all land they way he wants them to?? qi rong slayed this episode for real #do u think theres smth wrong w me if i see this fucking garbage cannibal bastard man #and go hes my baby :) my insane little guy

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toastsnaffler · 1 month

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stoking my ego..... okay was it my 5300 national scrobbles be honest with me

#I didnt even know ppl could leave comments on ur lastfm profile n I only use it in browser so didn't realise someone had left one but 😳#i never use lastfm socially only for my own stats lol. maybe i should start #wild that this guy has been here since 2008 + has 360k scrobbles but only 3.5k scrobbles of his top artist...#im starting to think theres smth wrong w me for only having this acc a year and a half and listening to that much national... welp!#am i gonna stop? well im literally listening to guilty party rn i dont think so 😚#.diaries

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nightfallsystem · 10 months

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i hope i go dormant or smth jesus christ i fucking suck i am hte worst alter known to man i swear

#i literally do nothing for this system.#nobody really does except reed 🕴️🕴️🕴️ and the guys that are dormant but come back incase im abused again #ok ok. im gonna go on a very trigggering vent / rant #tw vent #tw self harm #GUYS IS IT DUMB I STILL MISS MY EX BECAUSE . HE W . HE WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO TOLERATED ME CUTTING MYSELF FOR HIM #i DONT THINK THATS BAD but only in my case in others cases thats bad BUT IN MY CASE #cuz. i chose to.#idk..... he left .... ahhg #LIKE LIKE I CUT UR NAME INTO MY BODY AND U RANDOMLY LEAVE WITHOUT A WORD???#i sound rude and awful. but . idk im just hurt #this was . a while ago mind you #it was a stupid online thing who cares.#im just a stupid fucking kid. i hate myself #BUT GOD WAS IT GOOD #i still crave it and i dont know why #maybe what i really crave is someone who assures me constantly they wont leave and tells me they love me. idk #maybe im just weird but i miss him so much it felt so good it felt too good . jesus fucking christ.#i hate myself..#theres something wrong with me or smth

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fwob · 2 years

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📁 + traffy 👀 ?

no ass . none whatsoever . literally nothing there . flat as hell

#asks that make me realize i do not think about law #like . dont get me wrong . love the guy . hes my discord pfp currently #but i dont . think abt him . very often #kind of related i changed my pfp to law this morning and also said the word swagever and theres smth so powerful abt . law pfp swagever #i think he would sooner die than say swagever #ace speaks #ask

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cussima · 3 months

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(kinda fake title so i feel like im writing a column in a romcom)

6 steps to getting the sp that makes you feel like a nervous idiot

(talks sp. accidentally putting people on a pedestal + how i manage it. started as a rant ended up as a master plan)

okay here's the thing:

theres this One man. who i think is cute. i think he's real cute. but i can't take him off a fucking pedestal

this GUY. some 20 smth year old guy. he's tall and funny, cutest eyes ever, and i really like him but he makes me so stupid.

listen to my low concept symptoms:

• i want to listen to the music he likes so he thinks im cool (NOOOOOO an angel just lost its wings)

• i want to dress in a way that's attractive but not too hot so i don't scare him off but not too boring so he doesn't think I am boring but i don't want to go too cute in case he doesn't like that (SISTER RUN AWAYYYYY)

• i get jealous of every pretty/fun/cool woman he sees (WHY WHY WHY THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT)

• i want to know he finds me pretty (an angel just died)

FUCK HIM!!! we all hate that mf (im so getting past this and making him mine)

so heres my plan for that !!🫦

• I'll concentrate on myself.

that's it. This is a me issue and honestly i dont understand why im projecting them into this guy. or what is making me project them onto him. Here's how I concentrate on myself:

• I first accept I feel this way: Accepting my feelings makes me calm down, it makes me feel less desperate for his attention, giving me back my power. I like him that's it. This also helps me see he's just some guy not some impossible god with super powers, he's tied down to all the laws everybody else is to: He's got no more free will than anybody else. (which means I can use things like thought transmission to my favor)

• Going back into myself: Exploring my hobbies and trying out new things! I already like the way that I am and the things that I do. Judging myself from the eyes of someone I've made up in my head is useless. It's also not helpful since I'll be creating a less than ideal version of him.

• Going on about my life and hobbies is also a great way to forget about him lmao, that way he's not the only thing on my mind !! Which is so important because I don't want to step into limmerence territory. (If I already am then damn my bad)

• I'll keep affirming good things about myself obviously. I won't give up my hard work for some man, even better, this will help me get an even better self concept and come out hotter than ever.

• Shadow Work: I don't waaant to do it, but if it comes to it you can't ignore it or rather I don't want to. I don't know what part of me is wounded for me to react like this but I'll take care of it specially since he makes me so freaking nervous 👎

• OBVIOUSLY!! THE MOST OBVIOUS ONE OF THEM ALL!! I'll fulfill myself in my imagination. I'll just imagine my desired version of him (and us 🫦)

I'm really about to do some sort of 6 steps of grieving of this but more like a 6 steps to getting the sp that makes you feel like a nervous idiot.

I'll decide whether or not I want to be in a relationship with him once I get a hold of myself. I will take my time with it because I want to but if in 10 years I have his babies I'll let you all know.

#law of assumption #specific person #specific person manifestation #sp manifestation #sp loa #loa sp #loablr #loa #loa blog #manifestation challenge #manifesting #self concept #how to manifest #i love manifesting #manifestation #manifestation help #master manifestor #4d reality #affirm and persist

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senbbonzakura · 5 months

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Hey again could you do a enemy to lovers with Kyle please

ill try!!

⋆ ENEMIES TO LOVERS WITH KYLE :

okay lets just say u 2 are enemies in school or smth

he realized that something was wrong when he started glancing over at u more often

"oh my god theres absolutely no way."

he PUSHED that feeling away as much as he could tho

LIKEEE FALLING FOR UR ENEMY? THATS EMBARRASSING

he told stan bc he thought he might help

HE DIDNT AT ALL

or maybe he did in a way...

"i think i fell for _.."

"DUDE WHATTTTT"

okay so this one day when the two were at school stan saw u

and he was like

"dude look thats the love of ur life!!!"

"stfu"

he doesnt know if he hates u or loves u atp☹️☹️

and if th second one, then why...

when the two are walking past you stan pushes kyle onto u on purpose

"wtf r u doing."

"sorry.."

u noticed after the sorry bc wtf why is he so nice sudenly🤨

he whipped stan right after for pushing him bro

"dude yk u can confess to her and if she says no u can just say that it was a prank"

kyle agreed bc what else can he do?

he told u to meet up with him somewhere in school

he confesses...

u were like wtf didnt that guy hate me just a minute ago

but yeah!

ig u take the confession and u two kiss kiss

im so sorry this is SO ass😣😣 i rly despise enemies to lovers and i cant write it but i did my best..

#south park x reader #south park #south park x y/n #south park x you #kyle broflovski x y/n #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle x reader #kyle broflovski

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buwheal · 4 months

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Anon that was probably saying sorry, I said sorry because I find what clown roll was saying judgy, it's not easy being broke and not being able to afford food, the last thing a poor person needs is a lecture on how unhealthy their lifestyle is. Like of course it's not healthy, you think someone would CHOOSE to live like that? To eat nothing but trash? Pretty sure if spamton could be eating something not out of the trash he WOULD, he doesn't need someone rubbing how awful his life is in his face when he doesn't really have a way to make it better, like "oh yeah just get some food not in the trash" for free??? Or if you're expecting him to pay, with what money??? I swear financially well off people seem to just forget you need money to do almost anything because of how much they have. If clowny roll really cared so much they should give him some damn money to buy something, granted maybe they can't because of askbox rules, but still.

THAAANKK YOU DUDE arrghhhhh,, frustrates me a little because theres some people in this box talking to him like he has a choice!!! HE DOESNT!!! I already did a WHOLE nasty thing with a whole bunch of the asks rubbing that shit in his face as if it were an apology,, reminding CONSTANTLY with stuff like "I had trouble finding sucess once!" sorry but that doesnt help guys... This isnt some one time thing where hes down in the dumps cause he got fired or smth HES HOMELESS... thankfully ive stopped getting those, but now its THESE ones about how unhealthy his lifestyle is............... like yeah......... hes not fucking stupid he knows....... they talk to him like hes a child waaghhh /lh Like, heres some examples, sorry to these anons, but if i had chosen your ask you'd get yelled at by Spamton AND the audience anyways,, so heres some that i think maybe... they forgot he cant really do a whole lot....

...do you see the irony in this one......

guuuyyyysss do you see the freaking issue here???? "EAT HEALTHER!"

huh.

what.....

WITH WHAT FOOD????? WITH WHAT OPTIONS???? sorry lmfaoo... but like. "doesn't mean you shouldnt try to do better!" WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUSAYING RIGHT NOW... HES NOT CHOOSING TO????? HES ALWAYS "TRYING TO DO BETTER"... DID YOU GUYS MISS THE POST POINTING OUT THAT HE EVEN HAS TROUBLE FINDING SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT /REGULARLY/??? pleeaaseeee dude save me pleese wauughh

But. Dont go after anyone,, esp Clowny Roll!!!!! I think a lot of them dont ....really think about it. I also have a tinge of a feeling that Clowny Roll has a bit of bait intention with theirs!! nothing wrong with that!

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