#theres more than that but i cant be arsed

[gabessquishytum]

That ask of dream having to work the summer at one of his family's resorts and being perved on by hob is so delicious to me. But consider: hob is very rich and powerful, yes. But nowhere NEAR the level of the Endless family and would probably never have even talked to the cute shy waiter who had no idea what he was doing if he knew who dream was. Dream knows this. He really considers telling his supervisor about hob bc it would be taken care of by dinner but he kinda likes the attention... hes always thought people only talked to him bc his family name but here hob is catcalling him across the pool and laughing at him when it makes dream spill his tray of drinks. Hob has no idea how this kid got THIS particular job but hes very glad he decided on extending his stay and might do so again:) hob is constantly demanding dream as his server and tucks his more than generous tips in the band of dreams tiny shorts before sending him off again with a slap to his ass. Hob is mostly playing chicken when he tells dream change into his swimsuit and let hob teach him to swim but dream AGREES and returns in the rarely chosen uniform one piece suit and hob can finally see his little tits cupped by something tighter than the sadly shapeless uniform polo. Hob "accidentally" sends it off to laundry forcing him to remain shivering in his swimsuit and dream knows thats a lie but hob calls him pretty and offers him a drink in apology. Then another, because dream deserves it for working so hard. He cant say no when hob tells him hes going to a yacht party that evening as hobs guest instead of an employee. The last minute addition means theres not enough chairs at dinner but hob waves his protests away and pulls dream onto his lap, keeping him quiet with a glass of wine to his lips and his other hand up dreams dress. Dream is wasted as he walks back to his room with his shoes in hand, he figured he should leave when hob got pulled into conversation when they got back. Hes frustrated because hob never made him come but theres another waiter dreams age whos hes sure has been giving him looks behind those shades and maybe Corinthian is capable of pleasuring him unlike hob :/ hob is pissed his arm candy left before he could get dream to beg for relief writhing on silk sheets but he does get to break rodrick burgess' nose for touching whats HIS and if his pretty boy thinks this was for moral reasons? Hey, hob is eager to accept dreams gratitude and dream rethinks his opinions about hobs sexual prowess when hes got dream moaning on his dick til sunrise.

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I'm sooooo thirsty about this au. I just love the idea of Hob teasing Dream until he's a little riled up mess, bless him. All those touches with those big warm hands have him aching, and maybe he shouldn't want it... but oh, he does. Its the fact that he could stop it at any time, that he technically has the power in the situation... but Hob doesn't know that. So Dream can really lose himself in his helpless slutty waiter fantasy.

When Hob finds Dream after the yacht party, they even have a little "fight" - Dream says that he's sick of Hob being gross, he's going to call Cori to take him to bed and report Hob for harassment tomorrow! And Hob is holding the hand that he used to punch Burgess and he's like "oh :((( OK I guess. You should know that Roderick won't bother you again by the way, I knocked him out." And Dream is like "oh? you defended my honour?"

And they fall into bed immediately. Hob tears Dream’s dress down the side seams and eats him out until he's thrashing and crying, the bedside lamp is on the floor, the sheets are soaked because Dream squirted everywhere. When he finally gets fucked he's just gushing, coming all over Hob’s dick as soon as its inside him, moaning until he's hoarse as Hob lifts him up and down with one hand. He's never had sex like this. Every slap on the arse, every lewd comment, its all worth it. Hob is some kind of sex-god disguised as a rich asshole.

They sleep in late next morning and Hob is like "won't you be in trouble for skipping work?" Dream just smiles and straddles Hob’s thighs for another go... And that's how Hob finds out that he's been perving on the prized third son of the Endless family...

[letmeoutofthebasementt]

just wondering whats ur personal thoughts on the statement of bts paved the way?

i do think they aided other groups but i do not think they paved the entire way there for them most of it was based entirely on western validation and acceptance in foreign countries. with social media already on the rise years before bts debuted and at the time they had to really show something different when they went to the states only some were interested in the group and they didnt have tiktok then but they do now so it just depended on what they had around them to aid them.

just like we dont claim that the beatles paved the way for one direction just that one direction were born when they were born and auditioned when they auditioned like bts really. the process of auditioning is what got them there imho if they hadnt theyd have not been known. or they mightve been trainees at another agency before then becoming bts. i also think for newjeans they seem to be acting recklessly as tho they can cope on their own but hybe paved the way for newjeans and imho newjeans should show more respect for their staffs and employers. if it werent for hybe they wouldnt be known in fact theyd already be oldjeans long after debut due to the way they conduct their business or lack thereof. it seems to be mainly an ego thing u cant be a big named pop star without xyz thing occuring in advance so they have to have already had their eyes set on being pop stars long before paving the way, my arse.

i dont really get their fans need to shove that statement on every social page there is, when theres more than one factor that counted towards the success of such group and dare i say these groups are also likely premeditated in advance so they know whos in it before its actually filmed. is it just coincidence that a lot of idols even bts members come from wealthier background than other members? it almost must feel like a hobby to them. its like a rich kids playground over there.

Prefacing this by saying I’m not an Army but I’m not a BTS anti. I can respect them as artists and enjoy watching their content or casually listening to a few songs, but I wouldn’t call myself a fan. I’m more neutral on them, even if I know a lot about them.

I can admit that a lot of things BTS did other groups drew inspiration from, or they popularized things. But so did BigBang, specifically GD. They had a lot of impact, as one of the most popular KPOP acts. And they went global.

But there in lies the basis of this. They went global. BTS’s songs that are extremely widely known on a global scale are, for the most part (I may get hate for this) arguably my least favorite songs on their discography. They’re not bad (Even if I’ll sob if I hear butter one more time.) but they’re not exactly terribly unique or with deep meanings. They’re the songs with a majority or an entirety of English lyrics and a cookie cutter pop concept.

They’re not the songs with deep meanings or lyrics or artistic presence, really. I can admit for me what put me off KPOP for so long WAS this image of BTS we have in the west. Sure Run was performed sometimes by them in the US, but mostly what you’re exposed to are things like butter. Played over and over and over with that same pop persona with not much deeper than that. That and dynamite.

Dynamite and Butter are what the west was exposed to the most. Those songs are more just…Pop than K-Pop, save them coming from pop artists. There’s no Korean. No Korean influences other than the minds behind it. So sure, it’s K-Pop, but it’s mostly just pop.

It also is probably the least BTS sounding thing ever, at least in my eyes. It doesn’t have their unique flair and sound except for their voices, nor the messages they usually spread and input.

And sure they got many people in the west into KPOP. But they put just as many off it. Because it didn’t have a unique sound that set it apart.

And I repeat, this isn’t to bash or hate on BTS. I like most of their songs I hear save the ones that are, ironically, pushed the most in the west. Except maybe Run BTS.

But I wouldn’t necessarily say BTS paved the way. They didn’t make the genre. They didn’t expand on the genre massively in terms of sound, even though they have their own unique sound. They weren’t even first gen.

Sure, they started trends. They popularized it in another country. But I feel that’s inherently…Flawed. To think that ‘paving the way’ just means you brought things to the American audience, because of course every thing from another country needs American validation to be good.

Now, were they a major player in a lot of things? Yes. Because globalization is still…Good. They put Korean acts on the map and brought them in front of more people.

But to say they paved the way for that? They might’ve paved the way for them to be more known in the west, but in a broader sense they technically didn’t.

That title goes to artists that expanded on the KPOP sound or started it. It’s like DJ Kool Herc paved the way for Hip-Hop. Not 2Pac or Snoop. Did they help make it more popular? Yes. Were they part of a golden age for it? Yes. But at the end of the day, they didn’t pave the way.

And don’t even get me started on NewJeans and Hybe, we’ll be here all day.

Also, armies please don’t come for me this wasn’t me bashing BTS💆🏾‍♀️

[rk-ceres]

Neglected PT. 1

George Weasley X Reader

PT.2 PT.3(+18)

George gets busy and you fight.

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To say the shop was busy was an understatement for the passed two months George has rarely been home, you packed the rest of the food in the bag as you apparated to the office “hey love, i brought you dinner” you smiled at him as he mulled over the paperwork “i was thinking.. we could go out to the movies tomorrow night theres the new Marvel movie that came out, and then hit the muggle arcade. Or Theres a fair in town and i sorta wanted to go with you” you said with some hope in your eyes it was your 25th birthday tomorrow and you wanted to celebrate with your boyfriend by going out on a date “i dont think i can love, i have to get these done by Friday or we’ll be penalized” he said not looking up from his form “but….” You started “love i cant im up to my neck in paperwork” he sighed annoyance in his voice “its my…” “Y/N I SAID NO! IM BUSY JUST GO HOME!” He yelled tears filled your eyes “fine… i’ll just see you at home then. I love you” you sniffled out “love.. wait” he breathed out “Do you even remember what tomorrow is Weasley?” You asked him tears leaking down from your eyes he looked taken aback by you calling him by his last name he shook his head “im sorry love its just the shops been kicking my arse. With Fred on paternity leave its me doing the work of three” “whatever George.” You muttered under your breath “we’ll talk about it when i get home” he said annoyance still in his voice “And when will that be George next month? Or will i see you three months down the line. Do I have to make an appointment for you to come home?” You snapped at him “you havent been home in three weeks” you looked down wiping the tears from your eyes “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO Y/N ITS MY MONEY THAT TAKES CARE OF US NOT YOURS YOU WANT US TO LOSE EVERYTHING WE HAVE AND ARE WORKING SO HARD FOR!” “NO I WANTED YOU TO MAKE TIME FOR ME ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!” You screamed at him finally crying harder his eyes widened as he looked at the calendar on his desk “its the day before my birthday George” “love i…” he started “I WASNT ASKING FOR A FULL DAY GEORGE I WAS ASKING FOR ONE FUCKING EVENING ONE DATE! NEVER FUCKING MIND THANK YOU FOR SO GRACIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT I DONT MATTER TO YOU!” She yelled “WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ON ABOUT! OF COURSE YOU FUCKING MATTER TO ME Y/N!” “YOU SURE HAVE A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT! GOD GEORGE HOW CAN YOU BE SO… SO…” you threw your hands up in frustration “so what Y/n” his voice low warning you to let it go but also challenging you to keep going “so clueless to everyone elses feelings but your own cant you see youre hurting me? Cant you see how much youre ignoring me for what?” Your voice breaks “we’ve been together for almost six years and not once have you forgotten our anniversary… my birthday… you made time for me for every small win I had you celebrated it with me. I took care of you. I took care of you before we even got together LETTING you and Fred get away as a prefect. Turning my head as head girl! I let you test your products on me you turned me completely blue! I never complained because i saw your brilliance and your potential from first year. I helped you not Fred with your potions and working out the bugs because i knew you and him would be big one day and now that you have your success? Your empire? You just forget about me. You know George. i never doubted it, I wasnt one who said you couldnt do it. I supported you. i cooked for you i cleaned for you through your over nighters. I took care of the scars Umbridge gave you. I…. i picked up the physical therapy duties helping you walk again after the war. I SAT UP WITH YOU THROUGH THE NIGHTMARES! I healed Fred while taking a wall to my back for him and after graduation I put my life on hold so you cold shine with your shop. Yes you make more money than i do. But if i had started when i was supposed to id be pulling in just as much as you are but I took that gap year for you to start this” she threw her hand up in frustration as he stared at her nostrils flaring

“but you have always been more important to me George. I LOVED YOU BEFORE YOU HAD MONEY! I LOVED YOU THROUGH HAVING MONEY! I CAN LOVE YOU WITHOUT HAVING MONEY BUT YOURE TOO DAFT TO SEE THAT!” You sobbed furiously wiping the tears from your eys swiping your thumb under your nose his eyes softened as you scolded him “Youre still the most important thing to me so much so that im still loving you even if you…. You dont even…. Realize…. Or notice me” You paused looking up to his eyes filling with angry tears and frustration “but as soon as Fred takes a step forward in life you decide to what? Punish me as if i did something wrong?” Your voice cracked “when was the last time you held me. You even remember that? Did I tell you my grandmother died? And that I need you?” His eyes widened he stepped forward “darling i” “NO DONT CALL ME THAT DONT MAKE ME OUT TO BE THE BAD GUY. YOU DONT GET TO GASLIGHT ME INTO BELIEVING YOULL MAKE TIME FOR US AND THEN YOU DONT! JUST. WHAT EVER GEORGE!” You yell he stops walking tward you “YOU FUCKED UP AND YOU DONT GET TO MAKE THIS RIGHT WITH EMPTY PROMISES AGAIN! TAKE SOME DAMN ACCOUNTABILITY FOR ONCE! Youve already promised it George ‘i promise i will make more time for you darling i just have to get through this month’ that was four months ago.” “So youre giving me an ultimatum?!” He yells “no George. Im giving you space to figure out what you actually want in life because the way its been going its sure as hell not me. I cant do this anymore.” “what are you saying Y/n” he huffed “im saying to Look at me and honestly tell me that youre not seeing someone else” you wiped the tears off your face “Y/n… are you saying you think id cheat on you?” He asked ludicrously “Baby… thats… thats not” “what am i supposed to think! Youre never home anymore George! I know. I know the shop comes first. But i… if you wanted to break up with me all you had to do was say so” “youre jumping to conclusions y/n! Youre putting words in my mouth! And assuming things that arent true!” he rolled his eyes “am i? Am i really? When was the last time you came home. When was the last time you kissed me because i cant remember. When was the last time that you told me you loved me? The last time you wanted to even touch me?” He looked down lost in thought “thank you. For your time. But seeing as youre busy and dead set in making me feel worse, unwanted, and worthless. Im going home. I hope you enjoy your dinner. Its your favorite i just made it because i missed you. I hope you dont mind.” he looks at you he reaches for your wrist “we’ll talk when you get home yeah George i know!” You yelled ripping your arm out of his grasp “see you in three fucking months!” You yelled as you grabbed your wand flashing out

he felt guilt for snapping at you he wanted to chase after you but he didnt he just rubbed over his face in frustration. You understood. You did but it still hurt. disapperating back to your flat you called Hermione sobbing a few minutes later he Flooed back into the flat needed to make sure you were okay. Your loud sobbing could be heard from the living room as he stepped out “i didnt mean to bother him.. i just wanted to be with him at some point tomorrow was that so bad of me? Is it so bad that i want to see him at least once every thirty eight hours or To request his attention?” She spoke into her phone “all i wanted for my birthday this year was for my boyfriend to spend some time with me. I dont want presents or a party at all. No lavish gifts just spoil me with attention love and kisses. All I wanted was was his time and attention like before thats enough i didnt mean to piss him off Mione…” she sniffled “hes never yelled at me like that before we’ve never fought like that at all! We yelled at eachother and i hated it. Its just like my aunt and uncle Dursley it brought me back to privet drive. this is exactly what i didnt want! i mean yeah. We’ve fought but hes never yelled. I froze… and yelled back he didnt even tell me i love you too. He just stared blankly at me and said ‘we’ll talk when i get home’ like hes home every night he hasnt been in our bed for two months he comes home to shower thats it! Im lucky if i see him before he pops back off!” she started to cry harder hurt hit him as he listened through the door “do you think theirs another woman?” You sniffle “maybe he’s found someone who’s worth the effort and its not me” you sobbed “when i asked he dismissed it like i offended him and he got so defensive about it it makes me think that he’s gone back to Angie” he was about to open the door “But its fine. Im fine. Its just another day anyway. I’ll just watch movies alone. Again i called off of work i dont think i can work like this” she sobbed into the phone “i mean i know my department in the ministry doesnt pay well i know but i love it it makes me feel like im actually making a difference i dont want him to fall behind because he takes care of me so i can do what i love but three hours tops. Thats all i asked i asked for three hours three hours of his undivided attention” she sniffled “no no. You and Harry dont have to come over, im sorry i ruined your date and dropping everything to listen to me rant. its fine im not up for company anyway. I just wanted him. Hes all ive ever wanted and dreamed about.” You sniffled as his grip loosened on the guest bedroom door “its just that for once i wish i was a priority, im fine with being an option… i know he works hard, and he’s stressed and things are hard right now one day. One day him to myself i havent asked for anything in months i pick up the slack at home. He leaves the house in shambles and i cook and clean when i get off tuck him in when he faceplants on the bed exhausted Mione he hasnt touched me since the baby was born and Fred went on Paternity leave he hardly even looks at me when hes home i feel so useless its like im invisible” she sighs out “i know he’s busy Mione but its been almost seven months since hes touched me or even looked at me! And when i try to talk t’im he gets snippy! Its like he doesnt remember me. Like im so insignificant that its easy to forget. Maybe I should just leave…. Maybe its over between us and he just hasnt found the right words to tell me that he’s fallen in love with another girl and hes.. hes just stuck with me. Ive moved into the guest bedroom im giving him space to figure out what he wants because i cant do this i really cant i dont know if im just being insecure or if i actually do have something to be worried about. i dont even think he’d notice if i just. Moved out completely” you let out sob after sob

“it would make it a little better if i knew where we stood if he still wants me the way he did when he promised me kids and a wedding, im just still his annoying clingy girlfriend that he just kicked out of his offic e!” ‘You can come stay with Harry and i for a while if you want too’ George heard Mione’s voice on the other end of the line “i cant. I cant leave him, hes still my one and i… I love him… i just needed to rant its not all bad, hes sweet and kind i just have to get through this paternity leave and hopefully things will be better” you sniffled “i just miss the man i fell in love with i havent seen him in a while” your voice broke “do you want Harry to talk to George? I can…” “No Mione it’ll only make it worse” you cried “i need to get to bed. Call you in the morning?” Your voice cracked “are you sure you dont want me to come over “im sure Mia” “if you dont call me by 11. In coming over. To check on you we’ll eat icecream and cry together.” after your phone call you laid on the bed sobbing with your knees to your chest

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[mooseyspooky]

God, The Model/Das Model by Kraftwerk just makes this whole AU pop up in my head where its 1992 and Johnnys a burnt out session musician who never got his own band off the ground. And hes in some studio, hes supposed to be writing backing guitar to some advert, but theres all these porn magazines laying around. And hes flipping through them idly, more than a bit high, and his whole world just crashes to a halt cause there in the centerfold is this pretty boy with big blue eyes, staring up at the camera so innocently. As if he'd just accidentally stumbled onto the bed and tastefully covered himself up with a sheer white sheet.

And Johnny cant shake it. He starts tearing through every magazine, taking every picture of this boy he can find. He finds a short article that says his name is Steven, Steven Morrissey. That he likes cats and hot tea and books. And he advocates celibacy despite his chosen career.

Johnny gets a little off tilt about it all. He knows it. He cant get through his day without looking at him. Hes so picturesque. Every sharp line of his face makes his heart race. Theres no pictures he can find of him completely undressed and uncovered, but theres one of him playfully kneeling in bed and looking over his shoulder at the camera where you can see the full curve of his arse and Johnny spends too much time touching himself to it.

He begins to try and subtly ask around, in a way that doesnt seem too obsessed, about where this guy might live. He starts with ringing up a friend at photography studio, he ends up with the number of an agent that works with some of these more softcore mags. The guy says he'd be happy to set up a private meeting for a reasonable price of £5,000 and Johnny immediately says yes and goes to sell one of his guitars to write the cheque.

And when he arrives in Camden he knows he should go back. He's too invested. He's spent weeks fantasizing about this boy who doesnt know him. He'll be a total stranger to him, just some weirdo who likes to get off to his photos. But Johnny can't help himself. He catches a cab to the flat they're arranged to meet at and knocks on the door until a well built guy with a closely shaved crew cut answers the door. He says his name is Jake and he'll be present for the entire meeting, and that Johnny isn't allowed to touch Steven without getting permission from him first.

Johnny thinks thats a bit much but he nods and gets walked down a hallway till he comes into a well decorated living room and there he is. Steven. Sitting politely in a chair by a large glass pane window, looking perfectly serene. Johnny isnt sure if he can move any closer, hes absolutely captivated by him and when those blue eyes turn to him Johnny can feel it. Its like the pull of gravity. The feel of something otherworldly. Like a strange cosmic force that manipulated the course of destiny to get them both in this room. And Steven stands up, graceful and poised, and touches his cheek. Touches his neck, his shoulder. Staring at him like he's a phantom.

Do I know you?

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

If I may, #1 ("Tell us about your current project(s) – what’s it about, how’s progress, what do you love most about it?" - I am more and more curious about the technobabble you've been posting, haha), #3 ("What is that one scene that you’ve always wanted to write but can’t be arsed to write all of the set-up and context it would need?") and #18 ("Do any of your stories have alternative versions? [...] Tell us about them.")

1."Tell us about your current project(s) – what’s it about, how’s progress, what do you love most about it?"

current project is a thasmissy fic (wait do people even know that portmanteau? ive just been using it. yaz/13/missy) set between revolution and flux. it's basically vault times but with 13 and yaz instead of 12 and bill. it's about coming to terms with trauma and coming to terms with your sexuality i think most concisely put. or in other words i think ive put it like it's about "the things we dont want to touch and the things we DO want to touch". heres the video i made of it last year for anyone who hasnt seen it:

this video took a full month to make and drove me almost insane which makes sense bc editing this fic rn is driving me again insane. just need to finish two more scenes. one of which is the technobabble

it's really fun to do but also takes soooo much time. my favourite tardis wiki page is the tardis components one so im on that a lot, and then ive got a thousand wikipedia pages open about philosophical, linguistic and mathematical concepts and then i try to put words together in a way thats at least superficially a little bit convincing

it's completely incoherent of course but it sounds fun. my browser history looks like this now:

no idea what any of those things actually are <3

3 "What is that one scene that you’ve always wanted to write but can’t be arsed to write all of the set-up and context it would need?"

honestly i dont think i have a lot of those? i think generally my writing process is just that i write the scene i want to write, and either that turns into the whole fic, or i combine it with other scenes i wanted to write and shuffle then all around for a long time until it resembles something like a story. who needs set up? just jump into the medias of res babey

18 "Do any of your stories have alternative versions? […] Tell us about them."

full stories probably not or maybe there were but i dont remember now. but theres a lot of scenes with alternative versions in this thasmissy fic bc i had to puzzle and recut and rewrite a lot until it made the least bit of sense due to aforementioned "shuffle around until it resembles a story" approach

theres one scene where there was a really clear fork in the road where first i went down one route and then i was like 'oh no i cant do this, it breaks the relationship beyond what i want it to' so i had to go back and take the other path. im still fond of that alternative scene because it was also an interesting one i think

it's a scene between yaz and missy and in the cut version yaz said/did something that sort of cemented their dynamic as an echo of what my interpretation is of vault times thoschei, ie that the doctor keeps the master trapped. half physically half emotionally. because i think the master could leave, the vault or 13's tardis in this fic, but emotionally it's more complicated than that. the power the doctor has over them is that they want the doctor's love, especially missy is super overtly driven by that. the master always is but missy is unashamed and almost unresentful of it i think. missy will say "love me" out loud, basically. "i need my friend back" you know?

and what i had yaz do put missy in that same kind of position she is wrt the doctor. and they both immediately realised that and missy was like "youre just like her" and yaz was like "oh shit i fucked up". it's an interesting scene i think because being like the doctor is what yaz wants, right? and being like the doctor is why missy is drawn to her. but yaz doesnt want to replicate the relationship dynamic of the doctor and the master. she wants to be like the doctor but she also has that I Can Fix Her instinct. and i think with missy that is way more important because missy doesnt need another doctor (even though she also wouldnt be interested in someone who wasnt a little bit the doctor, you know? hi clara. i think 12/missy/clara and 13/dhawan/yaz are like two sides of the same coin. the companion a mirror to both the doctor and the master)

[deadqueernoldor]

Tinwe getting hurt before Feanor dies would be bad for everyone. Thingol would probably have some understanding because he also has a daughter. But there will be no more caution. They will speedrun everything out of pure rage, and get her back. Worst case scenario is Nerdanel finds out, and it will take her only 5 minutes to get her back. Don't stand between a mother and her child.

I've literally been thinking about this since the thought first came to me oh god (mentions of torture and that fun stuff under the cut as precaution. Also this just evolved to a whole ass bullet point fic. I'm sorry but also not really)

So Tinwë gets captured. At first nobody knows bc its was a whole mess of a battle but then they realise shes not hiding in some tent with aegves (who still goes by melindë back then) but that shes gone gone

Feanor fucking loses it. Like full on rage tearing down his own tent losing it.

Caranthir is no better. Maglor takes him away bc angry Caranthir is a time bomb and without tinwe there to even distract him for half a second he's gotta make sure his little brother doesnt blow up on someone

Feanor is dead set on murdering Morgoth with his bare hands now. No need for swords. Fists and teeth will do. But they've seen balrog for the first time now. He knows they need better weapons. Better armour. Better everything.

So feanor immediately begins scouting the lands with the help of the northern sindar (who he actually likes bc they hate Morgoth and arent cowards like thingol who hides behind a maia's skirts)

During that absence Morgoth sends the message for parley. Noldor leave in exchange for... not a Silmaril. But tinwe. To rub it in theres a strand of hair with the missive.

Caranthir loses it. Absolutely loses it. Huan has to tackle him before he marches to Angband unarmed and unprepared.

Maedhros figures its bullshit but it could give them time and an overview. He goes with a large company as canon, but they still get overwhelmed.

Maedhros gets taken to angband.

He does see tinwe. Morgoth's got her as a bit of a pet really. 'Pretty white hair that glows just like the silmarils' pet. He's so goddamn obsessed with the silmarils I could see that somewhat happening.

When feanor returns he finds out that now his firstborn AND his only daughter are in angband.

You know when someone's close to snapping and murdering everyone who breathes in their vicinity and their eye twitches ever so slightly? Feanor. That's feanor constant state for thirty fucking years while he's evolving and improving weapons and military strategy.

Fingolfin comes.

Feanor cant be fucking arsed to be high king anymore. He's got his mind so set on getting tinwe and maedhros from angband that Maglor has been acting as King more often than not in those years

He gives Fingolfin the crown and cant ve bothered with their plight. His babies are there! His BABIES!

Fingon still rescues maedhros. But tinwe is still very much inside angband bc pet status. :)

So canon maedhros is back but tinwe is still away.

NOW WE CAN GO TWO WAYS

Feanor refuses to go anywhere else. He makes his own stronghold right beside Himring. Literally opposite of angband.

Or: he goes to Himring with maedhros but he's focused on weapons and military rather than the ruling aspects so maedhros lord of Himring.

Anyway.

Thingol is a petty bitch still. Doesnt care about the noldor a la "you murdered my kin now yours suffers rightly". Melian knows he shouldnt be shittalking but when has thingol listened to her speaking the truth? Never.

LUTHIEN AND BEREN HAPPENS

NOW THIS IS WHERE IT GETS JUICY

They go to angband. They get their silmaril. They see tinwe but dont have time to get her out bc the enchantment only had so much power over morgoth's court.

Beren leaves angrist.

Tinwe hides it. Frees herself. Next chance she got shes out.

That chance however... Nirnaeth.

She slips out while the host hackles fingon's (?) troops with thrills of their own loved ones.

She makes it to the feanorian camp outpost.

Caranthir sees. Caranthir screams. Caranthir cries for the first time in like 400 years.

Tinwe points at uldor/ulfang (forgot which one oops) and says she recognises them. They're in league with Morgoth.

No backstabbing. They get to fingon. Cant save him but theres less loss. Feanor is anger personified.

THIS is where hes taking on balrog unheeded and dies.

(Tinwe goes to the kinslaying in doriath. Her reasoning for her anger? Luthien could have sung TWO more notes and there would have been enough time to get her out. Beren had enough time to give her the knife into her hand but not to use a blade that could cut through metal? Oh she hates the family of luthien. Not the babys. But every adult she sees she will murder in cold blood. They left her to Morgoth for YEARS because they didnt want to. Revenge is sweet)

[silvrflowr]

10272024

I like the night. The stillness. I can feel the floor on my feet. The serenity. Im mindful. Theres no pressure at night.

Theres no easy way out of spiritual warfare. The answer is so simple. But it requires work. Theres no quick fix. You need to try. Theres a reason the righteous get paradise. They dont get it for fun. Its a reward for the struggle in the dunya. They earn heaven. You have to earn heaven. You have to fight for it.

You cant sin and say astagfirullah. Thats not how it works. Youre supposed to repent. Have a genuine resolution to not do it. You should be ashamed of your act.

Im so guilty. My mother deserved a good kid. Ive become everything she feared. i should be a better daughter to my mother. all her worst fears are coming true. im so guilty. she should have gotten a good child. not me.

I scratched my leg. My skin is so dry again. I see the skin exposed white. It sounds like sand paper. I brushed my teeth naked. I do that most nights. It felt so human. I brushed hard. Maybe i could wash out the filth that comes from it. It was intense. It burned. When i rinsed my mouth my lips were swollen and my eyes were watery. I was transported back to my bulimic spring. I was looking back at her (bulimic me). I wanted to cry, like i used to. Crying makes me feel like there was weight in my actions. But nothing came out.

I washed my face. I love how i look freshly washed. So pure. I stared hard. My beautiful, pure face. The same face that infant had. The horrible things shes seen now. That poor baby. Those eyes should not have seen that. Her mouth should not have said that. I was her. She is me. How is it that this face staring at me, and infant me in 2005 are the same? I wish i could preserve her purity. Keep her from the unsightly things ive seen/said/done. My face was bare now. I was just me. I was not a character. This is all i am. No accessories. Im not hiding behind anything. I like my done up face too. But this is my essence. I put moisturizer on. More than i need. I drag it down to my neck, collarbones, my shoulders, my bosom. Its a gentle care for them. I like my face. My pink and white face. My small eyes. Maybe i like it cause its clearer than yesterday.

I looked at my naked body. Unshaved. Shes so womanly. Thats my body. I like it a lot. I enjoy caring for it. Shes very capable. Im glad im a virgin and i havent let anyone touch it yet. I looked back at my face. Men like it a lot. I dont know why. They compliment my eyes and my eyebrows. If i had no sex appeal who would see me? Or who wouldnt see me. “If the world were blind”. I put on my star pajama pants. I bought them. From 5below. They feel cheap. But theyve been here for me. So i like them. I put the sweater on. I squeegeed the counter. Im glad i bought it. I put my hair in a puffy uneven braid. My braids are upside down. Its a quirk i like. I still felt beautiful. I prayed. I didnt suck in my tummy. My belly was filled with soup, and thats fine.

My mom isnt god. Im more scared of her than God. She wont forgive. Im scared of her wrath more than God. This is wrong. My fault. I hope my mom never learns of my sins. I wish i was an angel for her. I do. I really do.

I prayed to God to guide me, bring me back to him and hide my sins. The most for good manners. For my manners to be the first thing people notice and mention about me. To perfect my manners and character. I feel like im being an arse every day. I stress about morals too much. But you can convince humans anything is moral. Its a subject too easy. The more i ponder the worse i become.

I have so many sins. Lust, pride, envy, impatience, dishonestly, sloth.

Neuroplasticity is amazing. Favorite part about being me.

Am i wrong for being selfish?

[mostdefinitelyahumanperson]

slight correction because im the wolrd's only new52 fan :

he wasnt made to give up on his morals until Rebirth, and the pattern really picked up in Infinite Frontier

the new52 version of the batfam only ever asked him not to kill while they were on missions together. other than that, Bruce accepted Jason's methods (even though he didn't like them) and welcomed Jason in the family without asking him to compromise his morals

source : i just re-read every single new52 Jason appearances. literally finished this morning

(actual sources under cut)

Bruce talking about Jason's morals :

Red Hood and the Outlaws #17 and #18 Batman and Robin Eternal #22

here is Timothy working, empathising, and bonding with Jason :

Red Hood and the Outlaws #8

theres more, notably from Batman Eternal, but i cant be arsed to keep browsing comics in the hopes of finding the specific panels i have in mind

Jason should get to kill.

We, as an audience we should get to see Jason's character developed outside the black sheep that he is, unloved and repressed. Labeled as incompetent and/or impulsive.

A lot of the fandom and WFA deals with involving Jason into the batfamily by making him guilty about his actions, the thing is that the way they do it never feels satisfactory, because it doesn't feel like Jason or like it's his decision, it feels like he's giving up a part of himself to be included in his so called family.

New 52 was a mess, but it also had Jason being quickly forgiven and folded into the family which was nice, then again, with the condition of no killing.

Vigilantes who kill are typical on media, but Jason doesn't get the same treatment because he has the shadow of his father, the Bat; looming over him.

I believe Jason killing is a flaw to him as a person, not as a character, at the same time I believe that Bruce being Batman is a flaw, it's how they cope with their unresolved trauma, Is it healthy? No. Do I want them to stop being vigilantes? Also no, it would not be who they are.

I'm also a sucker for BatFam dynamics but reading scenarios where Jason has to change or having his boundaries disrespected over and over is... just wrong.

The perfect scenario for me would be for the batfam to accept Jason entirely even if he kills, even if just in his turf. It's not reasonable or fitting into the batfam morals but oh well...

That's what fan content is for.

[gayspock]

🤨? bsg

like i feel like im getting more + more frustrated... bc whilst i am measuring my own expectations, and furthermore i dont EXPECT a show to align fully with my own perspectives, tht can only go so far like... i feel like everything rn is just confused about exactly what the hell theyre trying to explore here + theyre just doin whatever the fuck

like it feels directionless but not intentionally so. which it COULD be given what theyve done but i just.. god idk man. i feel like theres just so many good CONCEPTS that are floated in this show and theres tensions but so few get fully developed and more and more of the time its getting all over the place. and so theres these epic points of convergence - wherein they have done the legwork, and they know wtf is up - where the show is REALLYYY freaking good as all the disparate parts come together.... but as it goes on and theyre getting more and more infrequent and im like ok... like

like again going back to what i said abt whastever the fuck. like again i think so much of it is the lack of respect the show has for the civvies + the cylons. it put a lot of work into the fleet itself and the subtlies within it but everyone else gets half arsed or patronised and its insane, and so when you wanna incorporate those essential elements back in everything is sloppyyyyyyy.

like absolutely NOTHING!!!!!1 NOTHING!!!! on the civilian side is unreasonable but the show is so desperate sometimes to prove that it is. its so funny. and you can absolutely do a nuanced take on it- and they have done really good examples before, or have gotten close to it. bc so true sometimes what the "majority" wants isnt always best, and is swayed very much by emotion - and thats GREAT you can do a lot of commentary there on the politics of that. like i think whilst it was imperfect, gaius' election arc is a good example bc yes he won by doing exactly that, and, i think the reason why i like that arc was bc it was the emphasis on gaius being manipulative rather than everyone being stupid and unreasonable (even though there was some of that i mean the "blame" was on him). BUT you still have to concede and you cant just..... rig a fucking election and take away ppls choice, force them to do whatever the fuck you want because yes. that is authoritarianism and like OTHER EPISODES like dirty hands show very well that these grand sweeping choices made by the president/military have such ill-effects on the everyday ppl that they dont even care about or see AND ITS LIKE YEAH THAT

BUT THEN ITS LIKE. RN. IS IT FUCKING AT ALL RIDICULOUS THAT PPL WOULD WANT TO OVERTHROW ROSLIN AND ADAMA? REALLY? like- its always ZAREK again bc hes depicted as some slimy extremist, and dont get me wrong i dont doubt sure he could have some ulterior motive, but he is a construct, he was written in that way, etc. so its just like.... SO TELLING that hes the villain when literally everything he WANTS is a) reasonable but also b) against the status quo established like... HE ISNT FUCKING WRONG. HE WASNT BEFORE, EITHER!!!! like roslin is not fit to be president from an objective pov. even if her visions are ultimately "correct" at this point in the show fucking... SEE HOW THAT LOOKS TO LITERALLY EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE HUMAN RACE. THEM STRONGARMING EVERYBODY INTO THEIR OWN DECISIONS, REPEATEDLY REFUSING TO LISTEN TO ANY OF "THE PEOPLE" TO DO WHAT THEY THINK IS RIGHT AND LEVERAGING THE MILITARY, ETC. TO GET THAT... LIKE HUH AND HEY ?

AND THATS THE THING THAT MAKES IT FRUSTRATING ALL THE MORE BC. this would be such a good fucking plot if they COMMITTED TO IT properly and just had more fucking teeth about it. quit fucking presenting zarek as some cartoonish slimeball; put more fucking criticism ONTO adama and roslin. stop saying "oh adama is so anti-authoritarian" and fucking put your pussy into showing that or showing his actual internal struggle with it. like for REAL for real- something that lasts more than 2 seconds. quit being so all over the place and FOCUS.

AND WHILE YOURE AT IT OH MY GOD IM SOMAD ABOUT EVERYTHING THEYVE DONE WITH THE CYLONS AT THIS POINT. LIKE IM NOT. because its as equally half arsed at this point and its just so... NOTHINGGGG .... you kept HALF ARSING the cylons before and i thought it was just mystery and intrigue but you girlies just clearly dont care enough and now ugh fuckiNG GOD its so flimsy bc ... its not my favourite route, but i am okay-ish if you did wanna try the fucking attempt at using them to be like ohoh arbitrary differences keeping us divided shtick and do the whole ah yes minority allergory thing from hereon if its done right but youve been so fucking LAZY with them and so im just feeling. my hackles every time you try some shit th- WHATEEVERRRR RANT OVERRRR IM TIRED TODAY WE ARENT DOING TI

[ellixbean]

Good Afternoon, esteemed bastards.

I have a Wattpad Oneshots book with requests open! It isnt great but you gotta start somewhere

I'm like Bill Denbrough with my crappy endings 😬

https://my.w.tt/M7Vvcokpp5

Anyway, theres your link. Do your thing, Tumblr!

[angelamontoo]

Him...

[littlesilverplatinum]

//... It’s fun to make fake commanders, okay. 

[kieren-fucking-walker]

I crave intimacy but the kind of relationship I want is very specific and probably difficult to find so I guess I'll just die alone

[corpsoir]

8 and 9!

8. What's an old project idea that you've lost interest in

well i did the six fanarts thing a while ago and just never finished it 💀 i also had an idea about writing a gyjo fic centered around johnny's diary and illustrating said diary with his entries and doodles and whatever. really fun idea, however i suck at writing fiction and i got bored and overwhelmed by it and gave up on it FOR NOW. might return to it though!

9. What are your file name conventions

THIS IS SUCH A FUN QUESTION ACTUALLY. i usually try to name my files in a way that makes it easy for me to find them, because it used to just be stuff like "hgdhgui.png" but now i have some kind of system for it. for example, the latest gyjo drawing i have is just called "gyjobebs.clip" and "gyjobebs.png", but sometimes i might save several versions of one drawing, like with my tarot cards where i have one version with my watermark and one version without it for printing. those are named like "theworld.clip" "theworld.png" and "theworld_wm.png" i use an underscore because its easier for the computer to deal with than a regular space and it also makes it more clear to me that that particular file has the watermark (wm for short) lol. also if ive made a huge drawing and i post details from it i name them like "cooldrawing_det1.png" etc

and then theres files like this still because sometimes i just cant be arsed

[mde1011]

when i got into the dsmp i started a note and wrote down any quotes or moments i thought were funny, and im bored at 3 am so enjoy some of them

how is being arrested real? just walk away!!!”

⁃ “once an american always an american. go...go protests masks...or something”

⁃ “...yEAH BUT DID YOU HAVE WAP” “what’s...whats wap?” “...WORSHIP AND PRAYER”

⁃ “HOW DO YOU LIKE POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER”

⁃ “i’m naked” “...no you’re not” “i can be...”

⁃ “uhhhh i’m in a high stress situation....i deal with these poorly”

⁃ “i should go first i’m naked”

⁃ “yEAHHHH WE KILLED AN OLD MAN WITH HEART PROBLEMS”

⁃ “what are you going to do?” “i...have no idea i think i’m gonna start out by punching a tree”

⁃ “tOmmy...did i just hear you say shit ass looking mofo?”

⁃ “i aM gOinG to gEt nAkeD to iNtiMidAtE HiM”

- “...i want freedom !” “you want BALLS.”

⁃ “...down the line. yeah that’s where we discover the art of cannibalism” “oh it’s an art?” “it’s an art”

⁃ “oh there’s some logs here. wonder what they’re saying to me. uh huh. uh huh. oh yeah that’s very racist” “tommy you gotta burn those logs.” “burn ‘em before they spread their racism to other logs”

⁃ “are you pooing?” “*whisper* i’m charging up-““ “he’s ejaculating on the tent.” “he’s WHAT?”

⁃ “he’s sPEEDING. LOOK HOW FAST HES GOING” “i’ve taken so many drugs. someone tell badboyhalo”

⁃ “we should make a pact. and that pact is, uh, we make a book...and in that book...we declare that saying ‘muffin’ is a, is a slur”

⁃ “i was thinking what if one day your bladder just,,,,stopped working.....AGGGFFFFF i was tHINKING ABOUT THAT THE OTHER DAY IVE GOT TO PREPARE IVE GOT YO PREPARE thisiswhydiapersaintthatbad”

⁃ <sapnap> i think i was ordered to um

<tommyinnit> boobed

<sapnap> kill you

<tommyinnit> boobs

<sapnap> if this happens

<tommyinnit> think about boobs man

<sapnap> tsk tsk tommy

<tommyinnit> iM DISGRUNTLED

⁃ “why is this deadman so good at making drugs”

⁃ “i just learnt that a girl hero is called a heroine and it freaked me out”

⁃ “memento memento me-“ “that’s actually the worst word i know so you can’t keep saying that” “oh, really.....? have you ever heard the term ‘racist’?”

⁃ “the person who invented the phrase ‘be yourself’ hadn’t met you!”

⁃ “you seem like the type of guy whose dad would throw him overboard as a joke but he would just drown”

⁃ “shout out to dream for twerking!”

⁃ “let’s talk......let’s talk about sex” “wonderful. what do you think about sex, lazarbeam?” “i ain’t saying SHIT in front of a sixteen year old”

⁃ “what the- i think i’m seeing things” “....tommy i told you not to drink the sea water” “well i DID drink the sea water because it TOLD ME TO”

⁃ “it’s like the movie when that guy gets stranded on an island and has sex with a coconut” “whAT?? dream- dream, you vastly misinterpreted this” “it one hundred percent does”

⁃ “oh mastICATE.....isn’t that when a fish turns inside out?”

⁃ “what are some bad words YOU know, clay?” “i don’t-“ “what about ‘terrorist’?”

⁃ “my mind has to be on the same frequency as jesus when he walked on water”

⁃ “you wanna know why i was late?” “no i really do-“ “i was having a MASSIVE poo. really just a HUGE poo”

⁃ “jUST CUZ YOU TALK ABOUT POO ONCE AND THEN YOU SEE A BIG GREEN BASTARD AMD YOUR LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE YOUR EYES AND THEN YOU CANT REMEMBER- YOU CANT REMEMBER IF IT WAS YESTERDAY OR TOMORROW YOU HURT THAT WOMAN”

⁃ “i love america. mmmmm patriotism

⁃ “LIFE IS NOT A HAPPY SONG KERMIT THE FROG”

⁃ “please stop taking the cock”

⁃ “two four six eight who do we appreciate? not the government let’s gooooooo”

⁃ “oooo look at the dogs😍” “wHAAAAAT. WHAT. THERES ACTUALLY LIKE. A MILLION DOGS HERE. WHAT THE HELL.”

⁃ “yeahhhhh bitch i stab- i don’t stab women-“ “woooooooah tommy you stab women?” “heyyyy sapnap”

⁃ “do you know what happens whne you reach the top of the ladder? there’s only one place to go.” “.....side to side😨” “down.” “...i really thought you were gonna say side to side🥺”

⁃ “one last time.” “just like in hamilton😓”

⁃ “you don’t know how many times i’ve mistaken trees for hot women”

⁃ “ i don’t feel better i just destroyed penis”

⁃ “i’ve never seen a snail with bad morals”

⁃ “awwwwwwww😢 i’m doin’ drugs🤧 just like the good ol’ days😓” “.....define the ‘good old days’” “back when i did drugs”

⁃ “have you ever fought a baby? i have and it was trivially easy to defeat, phil.”

⁃ “the only other i egg i know about was the one i learnt about in school....not allowed to say which one....”

⁃ “did you know one of my new years resolutions is to be more like 2010 justin bieber?”

⁃ “apparently cats don’t lay eggs”

⁃ “thinking about trees- if i saw a tree with a beard mmmmmm...holy shit id hit it”

⁃ “we’re in hell dude. science doesn’t matter here”

⁃ “i cant die i cant die i’m GOD”

⁃ “hey pig your letter is the same as pussy, hmm?”

⁃ “are we cool are we COOL guys? CRYSTAL COOL like CRYSTAL METH”

⁃ “he- he’s crying because - because i killed his mother isn’t that right? mother dearest mother deadest mother gonest”

⁃ “bro ive been drinking since i was six and let me tell you...it’s not good to be drinking that young. led to some poor life decisions when i was 8” “what did you do” “i cant say” “...who did you hurt” “....only myself”

⁃ “je suis” “ay i know what that mean you prick” “what does it mean” “it means you’re racist dickhead”

⁃ “i’d never poo in the presence of a women- which is why i’m scared to get a girlfriend i think i’d just explode”

⁃ “biff tannen is one of my idols”

⁃ “black widow died and i thought ‘wow it should’ve been the man’ because he’s a man”

⁃ “there’s a character called captain america and i think he’s stupid”

⁃ “i’m a GOOD LAD i’ve got GOOD MORALS and if i’ve DONE SOMETHING WRONG it WASNT MY FAULT I JUST GOT A LITTLE EXCITED”

⁃ “sam....what’s the longest you’ve ever wiped your arse? for me it’s 48 minutes”

⁃ “why are you standing in the shitter?” “....that’s a SINK” “uhhh welllll” “hAVE YOU SHAT IN THE SINK?????”

⁃ “you’re like a living ghost” “...i think that’s called a human, tubbo”

⁃ “maybe i accidentally kill ranboo and we just never see him again *laughs* ay? and then i go ‘april foooools!!!’ and then i kill their child. i kill him”

⁃ “you built a penis” “it’s a PENIS OF SAFETY”

⁃ “i saw the penis of safety and i pressed mouse button four my friend”

⁃ “the penis on the other side of the river is larger” “ive heard that before....”

⁃ “you’ve turned the penis into a wall” “a wall of safety is better than a penis of safety” “i think the penis was better”

⁃ “if you wanna make a penis i know where we can make a penis and i know how big we can make it”

⁃ “i don’t conceptualize death but i think i just saw it!”

⁃ “yeah i- yeah i know i’m- my first impression on eret was making him read a shrek fan fiction so- i’m not one for first impressions”

⁃ “i-i’m scared for him- i’m scared OF him. yknow the first thing he did when he saw me was imMEDIATELY strip down then jump off then immediately die?”

⁃ “where are you?” “getting stabbed, one second”

⁃ “you’ve seen the joker?” “yea-“ “i resonate a lot with that man” “...oH. oh. that’s- that’s not-“

⁃ “he bURNT DOWN MY HOUSE” “out of LOVE”

⁃ “ohhhh my god stop making me play with the neighbor kid” “o-okay if you don’t go play with him i’m kicking you out of the house-“ “wHAT THE FUCK???”

⁃ “there’s a STRIP CLUB” “oh yeah for wood!” “are you into strippers?” “i mean all it does is make the wood look different so....yeah it doesn’t really do much”

⁃ “no no we have categories, we have the poo-saster- you might have to take a shower after-“ “no, no i’m gonna stop you right there”

⁃ “as i was saying you can have a 1-to-3 wiper, that’s an A-tier poo, my friend”

⁃ “i want you to eat your sock”

⁃ “you know i’m a child- i’m a minor” “sO AM I DICKHEAD”

⁃ “everyone is calling you dresus” “yeah i am”

⁃ “ayyyy ayyyy los DROGAS LOS DROGAS” “no no big q- she’s thirteen- how does this happen with every 13 year old girl you meet?”

⁃ “my poo has muscles like i do”

⁃ “i cant hear the words among us without crying they’ll say there are aliens among us and in the back youll just hear me *choking noises*”

⁃ “tubbo...tubbo is like...tubbo is like mary” “.....did you just call me the Virgin Mary?”

⁃ “i’m just saying, have you ever seen me and jesus in the same room?”

⁃ “do you smoke sam” “all the time”

⁃ “i thought you were talking about the- the speeeeed drug”

⁃ “have you ever sold drugs to kids sam?” “......no”

⁃ “we can’t let the girlboss rule because she will gatekeepe my feelings” “that would not be good”

⁃ “THEY DIDNT INVITE ME TO KILL ME???? NOW I HAVE FOMO”

⁃ “you have obviously taken part in scientology-“ “i have not-“ “you’ve donated to tom cruises cult shit”

⁃ “....am i worse than david dobrik?” “are- are we worse than david dobrik?” “oh- oh god”

⁃ “he has broke one of the rules of the hit best seller ‘the bible’- this kind of looks like a cock”

⁃ “well i’ve moved now, KING”

⁃ “what is an angsty teen and am i one? because when i USED to hang out with my friends they use the word angst a lot”

⁃ “yeah yeah yeah i bench”

⁃ “sam i think i’m angsty i think i’m an angsty tik tok teen looking for a community to help me out”

⁃ “i don’t think you’ve followed the train of logic all the way-“ “there’s a TRAIN INVOLVED????????”

⁃ “i’m like the orange fucker from that animated rom com”

⁃ “i’m under the influence of big cock”

⁃ “it’s meeee big cock man”

⁃ “i cant look away” “sam please use your twitter alt for this” “he’s horny on maaaainnnnn” “and what’s wrong with that?” “.......”

⁃ “you’re a FUCKING IDIOT” “IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT, BIG COCK”

⁃ “i’m gonna call you ‘cockity’ big cock” “sHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP-“

⁃ “STOP LOOKING AT IT” “ITS SO VIBRANT”

⁃ “at least this guy doesn’t have a cock-“ “itS NOT A COCK” “horny on main jesus-“

⁃ “is that a cock” “SHUT THE FUCK UP”

⁃ “.....i wanna see the inside of it again do a split”

⁃ “okay sam-“ “tommy that guy wants your cock-“ “no- no he doesn’t sam”

⁃ “sam, sam and i need you to hear this....dont. act. up.” “i don’t act up-“ “you were acting up-“ “i-“ “you were caught in 8k.” “but- but we both agree it’s not a tie-“

⁃ “please don’t tell me to kill cockity i am overwhelmed”

⁃ “why is there an anus in my tie?”

⁃ “what are the legal implications of this?” “...i mean besides hell you’re good”

⁃ “whatre the legal implications?” “i mean usually that’s a no-no but today, today it’s fine” “yeahhh lets go murder his family”

⁃ “i’d be an antivax landlord”

⁃ “jesus never does drugs” “well- well you turned water into wine king and wine is alcohol”

⁃ “can you put on pants i can’t- i cant stop looking at it- sorry tommy i know you said-“ “yeah sam i know you tried-“

⁃ “you know i fuck with satan”

⁃ “i’m sorry jesus lucifer is just such a good man-“ “oh you- hold me BACK FROM THIS FUCKER HOLD ME BACK ILL SEND HIM TO HELL YOU LIKE HELL-“

⁃ “are you jesus or just a man who grew a beard and put on a suit?”

⁃ “even the guy with his cock out is telling you to stop-“ “oh jesus, and i mean jesus-“ “shUT THE FUCK UP MAN”

⁃ “the best best way to slander him is to stop his offspring; we need to kick him the balls.....no? not a good....? alright us four each take a ball-“

⁃ “......why did jesus give him four scrotums man🙁🙁”

[happys-crazy-queen22]

Title: The Perks Of Santo Padre III

Gif credit @mayans-mc

Gif credit @angels-reyes

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Hope you all enjoy

Happy Reading Dollies

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Since getting fired you found a job working at a little diner down the street from your house. It was a nice relaxing job since you started. Not having to see Angel or Nestors face was the peaceful part. You could have literally killed them both that night. They've called and came by your house but you avoided them at all cost. But the peacefulness is about to be erupted by bikers.

"What can I get you today"?

"Well that's a start". You recognized the voice and lifted your head.

"What are you doing here? How did you find me"? Huffing and crossing your arms.

"People cant stay hidden forever".

"There's a reason I dont want to talk to you or see you. You and Nestor got me fired. Now no one wants to work with me since I'm associated with Mayans and the cartel. Yeah, that's right. I know what you guys do. I cant believe I got mixed up with that".

"What can I do to fix it? I'd do anything".

"Can you get my job back and then make me a higher person in the company? Yeah didn't think so. So what can I get you? Or are you just going to waste my time like you have been doing for weeks"?

"I'll take a cheeseburger with fries and a coke". Angel sighed.

"I'll be right back". You went to get Angel's order and to blow off some steam before you got fired. The nerve of this guy.

Bring Angel his food he was getting off the phone as you came around the table.

"Enjoy". Angel grabbed your hand before you left.

"Let go".

"Here. It's your job back". Angel handed you a piece of paper. "Call him and he'll give you a job, just like the one you had but better". He stuffed a frie in his mouth.

"Is it legal"?

Angel chuckled. "Yeah. I called in a favor. So you're welcome".

"Thanks". You slightly smiled and walked off.

After your shift was over you went straight home and called Angel's guy. He was nice and he talked very highly of Angel. Of course he would. Angel probably threatened him to say those things. You started first thing Monday morning.

You decided to call Angel and tell him thank you again. He didn't have to do that.

"Hey Angel". You spoke into the phone as you started the washer.

"I knew you would call". He smirked into the phone.

"Smart arse. Thanks again. I appreciate the jester".

"No problem. I'm sorry, that I got you fired and started the fight. I just like you and I hate seeing you with Nestor".

"Then why haven't you said anything"?

"You like us both so I wasn't going to make you choose".

"I do, like you both. But if you would have said something I would have backed off of Nestor".

"Does this mean I'm forgiven and you'll go on an official date with me"?

You covered the phone and squealed. Quickly recovered and acted normal. "Sure. This friday work for you"?

"Sounds great. I'll see you then. Good night Y/N".

"Night Angel". You hung up the phone and did a little celebration dance. Weird as it seems it was exciting to go on a date with Angel after everything. At least he apologized, Nestor didn't, he just asked what would make you happy and it would make up for what he did.  A necklace or new furniture was his suggestions. You laughed at the ideas when you read them in a letter he sent with flowers.

After your call with Angel you finished your clothes and headed to bed. You were tired and you only had one day to prepare for your job. The anxiety was started to kick in. You didn't want to give Angel a bad name to everyone if you couldn't do your job that he probably said you were great at. So sleep was impossible that night. But lucky for you , you didnt have work on Sunday.

The early morning called you as the sun shined on your face and the neighbors dog was barking for breakfast. Groaning as you got up from your bed, slid on your slippers and headed out to the kitchen to put on a strong pot of coffee. Getting the coffee out of the freezer, you turned around and almost had a heart attack. Nestor sitting at your dinning room table.

"What the hell are you doing in my house"? You asked sternly as you held your chest.

"Well, you didn't take my calls or answer my question. So I had to make sure you were alright. Are you alright"?

"No! You nearly killed me. Dont you know that it's not right to break into someone's home and scare the shit out of them? You're lucky I didn't shoot or stab you, you idiot". You huffed, scooping coffee into the coffee pot.

Nestor laughed. "I think I would be fine. You couldn't hit me. The question I asked, what will it be"?

"I dont want anything for you. So you can leave and not come back".

"Why are you doing this? You know that we are meant to be together. Angel is just a disappointment to everyone and you dont want to be evolved in his mess".

"Are you being serious? You have a bigger mess than he does. Youre in a freaking cartel. I know what they're capable of. You should come with a warning sign attached to your forehead". You yell. Nestor chuckled as he walked closer to you. He grabbed you up, while you protested for him to put you down and kissed you. Kissed you long and hard. You actually melted into the kiss. Your arms involuntarily wrapped around his neck. Deepening the kiss. The make out session lasted about five minutes but felt like forever when you finally got to breath.

"Woah". You say as Nestor put you down and you were a little wobbly.

"Theres more where that came from". He smirked, then licked his lips.

"I dont think that's a good idea. You need to leave. Please".

"Fine, but I'll be back". He chuckled and went to the front door and left. You leaned against the counter, trying to catch your breath. Your mind racing. Who would it be? Nestor or Angel?