#therealshit

[fjmarchive]

all short stories/novels/etc written by father john misty

hey all. this is a comprehensive list of everything written by father john misty, including his short stories, novels, articles, essays, and scripts. it is also available as a google doc with similar formatting. if you notice anything missing or notice any broken links, please let me know. feel free to make copies etc you know how this works. xoxo

(2012) Mostly Hypothetical Mountains - the novel written in accompaniment with Fear Fun. also available as a Google Doc pdf

(2013) Essay for Damien Jurado - written for Jurado's album Brothers and Sisters of the Eternal Son, also available as a SPIN article beginning at "Damien is out of his goddamn mind"

(2013) From the Desk of Father John Misty - reviews and original pieces written for Magnet Magazine

Genesis by Robert Crumb

Pizzanista

How to Write a Sitcom for a Major Television Network Circa 2013

The Place Beyond the Pines

Man of Steel (a poem by Josh Tillman)

Lost Girls by Alan Moore

Living in the End Times by Slavoj Zizek

The Torture Garden by Octave Mirbeau

Nirvana (The Biography by Everett True)

The Music of Someone Allen Ginsberg Casually Dated for a Brief Time in 1973

Fishing with John

Android by Motorola 

Beautiful Losers by Leonard Cohen

Ancient Evenings by Norman Mailer

(2016) PR(?) for Door by Nice as Fuck

(2016) Otherness - Father John Misty's autobiography describing the abuse he encountered during his childhood with the names of his family members, himself, and his peers changed. The prologue recounts his experience watching a Taylor Swift concert on acid. Initially shared via a Dropbox link during a 2017 Reddit AMA with the password "therealshit".

(2017) Pure Comedy play script - The proposed play script for the musical adaptation of Pure Comedy that never came to fruition because of "a nervous breakdown and drug habit". Initially shared via a Dropbox link during a 2017 Reddit AMA with the password "weirdchoices"

(2017) Pure Comedy essay - begins at the Ecclesiastes quote. Written in accompaniment with Pure Comedy and included in the deluxe version's liner notes.

[gatodecheshires]

[lunatic-moss-studio]

Am I seriously drawing memes now? Yes

[jesseaxe]

Fuck yeah, motherfuckers!!! THIS is what I came to fucking Texas for. Where you been hiding, love? #blues #texasblues #therealshit

[gussiemiller]

Happy Birthday 🎉🎂🎈🎁 to @davidsanbornofficial who has always been supportive of my career & provided friendship & counsel over the years. I honor you as a friend & father to one of my dearest buds #jonathansanborn Yours and @therealmarcusmiller compositions have enriched my life. #thankyou #respect #happybirthday ✊🏾 #saxophone #therealshit (New York City, N.Y.) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDSBd0HpK3N/?igshid=y38afbq42rdt

[jackyxtrem]

Today is the Festival of The Dead 💀 #sugarskull #dayofthedeadmakeup #diademuertosmakeup 💀 💀 @JACKYXTREM #mexican #therealshit (at Troxy) https://www.instagram.com/p/B30GWiblTZR/?igshid=ht2tku54yqzq

[kellehisrad]

Fuck.

As i sit here contemplating what to write, ive already deleted and re written this sentence 5 times thanks OCfuckingD. 

Firstly, this is more than likely not going to make any sense but my care factor is pretty low right now. 

As you all know i suffer from extreme ocd have done for to fucking long to be honest and im actually feeling extreme exhaustion from it, anyway yesterday marked my 2nd psychologist appt ive had in quite a while due to the fab previous one i had,  either way she asked me yesterday what i want in my life and whats holding me back well fuck where do i even start with that? the only thing that came out of my mouth was happiness, the concerned look on my psychologists face went straight to my core, because i realised just how far from happiness i am, i dont have that healthy relationship where someone loves all the scares and breaks on your body and soul unconditionally,i dont have the drive and motivation with my work, i dont do what i love, infact i dont even know what i fucking love! which is even more fucked up, i dont have self confidence anymore, i dont have a healthy relationship with my own fucking feelings i also eat them to death which again is fucked. 

Instead what i do have is a situation thats feels alot like kate whinslet in the holiday and due to god knows fucking what reason lack of self worth maybe? lack of moral value? or adoption issues i cant give, this destroys my head every day, on top of that i feel like a constant inconvenience to everyone, also have ocd which we are all fucking aware of, i have BDD body dis-morphia disorder a good 70% of the time i wont go out because well i look fucking rachet, an i supposed being told your not pretty enough to love, and tinder dudes back that claim up is a knife twist, i pick at my physical flaws all day and ask my self constantly why im not 40 fucking kgs, im in a job i fucking suck at if we are being completely honest, i havent gone back to uni, just found out i have abandonment issues caused from my adoption as a child ( looks like its true childhood fucks your adult life) i dont know what it is i love or what to do forever, i eat my feelings and emotions the thought of dating terrifies me who the shit would want to deal with this mess?  and right now im feeling pretty done with alot of things, i never ever thought in a million years i would be sitting here writing about how not okay i actually am , and now i dont even know what to do tears rolling down my face, i feel like i have wasted a good 29 years of my life, i dont even feel like an adult anymore i dont even feel human because if this is how humans feel i dont want to be a human 

[yuno-zilla]

the real shit! 😍😍😍 #trip #adventure #landscape #therealshit #grateful

[trojan0405]

Well, shit ... I know this objectively; but god, the instinct is pretty much the opposite.

[therealshits-blog]

Un hermoso arcoiris logro distinguir, oscuridad logro persibir, ahí viene, tengo que correr, solo pienso en no caer otra vez.

Therealshits

[therealmiamuze]

2/3 Introducing #myassociation to #streetparty district for the comm games Vs how it was at the Sydney Olympic Games 2000 #therealshit #goldcoast2018 @miamuze @beachsaltco (at Gold Coast, Queensland)

[schnettchen]

highway to YVR #therealshit #walk #analoguevibes #analoguemood #calmdown #nextstopvancouver #fra #fraport #frankfurtairport #atob

[artillnessworld]

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Working. I heard it and said fuck it why not. #drillness #artillness #firebeatsalldayeveryday __________________________________________________________________________#daveeasttypebeat #typebeats #newyorktypeofshit #newyork #harlemmusic #hiphop #hiphophead #ineedbeats #letswork #backtothebars #spitbars #hustlemusic #hustle #thegrinddontstop #griddy #therealshit #therealdeal #newyorkshit #datpiff

[itssortofweird]

I woke up like this! #claeptopanic #nomakeup #nofilter #therealshit #tired #lazybitch #fakeisfortheweak #instasomething #insanity #instagram #idontsleepwithmyglasseson #instagay #bornthisway #littlemonster

[lachochito-blog]

Día 1  “De vuelta a entrenar”

Hoy 04 de septiembre, después de haber estado casi un mes entrenando todos los días excepto los domingos, he vuelto a retomar mi entrenamiento. ¿Porqué lo tuve que “retomar”? por que el día martes de la semana pasada se me ocurrió ir a la Vega Central con mi madre y ella tuvo la maravillosa idea de almorzar allá. Yo con cara de asco la miré raro y le pregunté -estas segura?- (ella es la persona más requetecontramañosa que conozco en cuanto a la comida y a los lugares en donde se puede comer, así que entenderán por que la mire raro cuando me hizo esa oferta). Cuento corto comimos ahí, ella una cazuela y yo un salmón con puré. Primero, el Salmón que era a la plancha estaba BAÑADO en aceite y mas encima estaba AÑEJO. 

Obviamente me intoxiqué y estuve vomitando todo y tomando sopas de pollo por 3 días. 

Hoy que volví a entrenar con GYMVIRTUAL (amo a esta  mina tan dedicada que hace calendarios mensuales para que una intente ser un lobo marino sexy en vez de una ballena varada) Pero es cuático como el cuerpo se desacostumbra tan rápido a los movimientos, el cardio de hoy me dejó hecha bolsa y con suerte terminé los 20 min. eran 3 vídeos mas y solo hice el dedicado para bajar la pancita. #TheRealShit.  Espero que mañana logre hacer los videos correspondientes completos por que pta que me cuesta dejar las cosas con chocolate y eso es lo único que no me hace sentir tan mal cuando las como. #AmoelChocolate.

[beatwarsde]

malik abdul rahmaan - p e a r s