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I'VE BEEN SHOT @ectoplasmicsoda
RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
(Soda you have no idea what you've done help—)
1. Ivy On a Chain Link Fence
2. Nearly True, Pretty Lies
3. Swallow
4. The Perfect Genius of Our Hands and Mouths
5. Cherries
6. Razed
7. Tighten Up Your Noose
8. Come Whiffling Through The Tulgeywood
9. Copper and Gold
10. Churn
11. We Bleed In Perfect Harmony
12. Scorpio
13. Time Travel (L)
14. Time Travel (Mello)
15. Light GONE
16. Scorched
17. Horror Moonriver
18. Selkie Light
19. Lyra
20. Vessel Dabi
21. Fantasy
22. Swan Dive
23. Violet Violence, Spread Your Legs
24. Adventure Time AU
25. Variable
26. Potential
27. Time To Take a Shot
28. Clover
29. Heart Stopper
30. Every Rung of Your Ribs
31. All The Dying
32. The Lacking Art of Subtlety
33. Reverse AU
34. Cut Your Knuckles On My Teeth, Honey, And I'll Bruise Your Knees
35. Gently Go At Dawn
AAAND I'M GONNA STOP THERE BC JESUS CHRIST. This is only three fandoms worth, and only the ones I haven't posted anywhere 😭
I do not have thirty-five people to tag so I'm just gonna,,,, @asmallmoon333 @ghost-malone @willofhounds @brothercrush @lucky-ass-nerd @ohdeadlynightshades @lukewarm-beef-stew @lineli225 @seventhfracture @tswwwit @gh0stbeeee Do my best! And also cheat by inviting literally everyone else that wants to do it you can just say I tagged you :3
#i actually love these lmao thank you soda for tagging me 🥰#wip game#wips#ask game?#ask game#death note#bnha#boku no hero academia#danny phantom#you get no hints! except for the number of wips per fandom!#bnha: 14#dp: 3#dn: 16#there's your odds! :D#sorry i like to pick out titles first lmao i have very few no-title wips
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Oh my gosh whyyyy am I so obsessed with numbers I don't like it at all this is driving me INSANEEEE😭😭IT'S GETTING WORSE AND WORSE AS THE DAYS GO BY AAAA
#IT'S SO WEIRD I HATE IT I HATE IT SO FCKING MUCH#I've had this weird relationship with numbers for years but it's gotten so much worse#I'm so obsessed with even numbers and odd numbers likeeee#I have even days and odd days?? that's what I call them anyways#where on even days everything has to involve even numbers and on odd days everything has to involve odd numbers#like those are my safe numbers for those days#and if I use the wrong number on the wrong day something bad will happen so I have to.I guess?? neutralize it?? somehow..#usually I figure out how in the moment but other times I just panic#likee for example today's an (I'm assuming) even day right now. so I have to have my tv volume on an even number#I have to eat an even number of food today#I CANNOT rb something on tumblr if I'm not on an even numbered reblog or I'm not an even numbered note... that makes no sense lemme explain#so I always have to like posts I reblog it's a rule I have for some reason. so in order for me to reblog a post#I have to land on an even number when I rb it#so for example if a post has 172 notes I'll like it which'll give it 173 notes then I'll rb which'll give it 174 notes#but if the post already has 173 notes before I liked it then I'll just like and not rb bcz if I rb it'll be 175 notes#which lands on an odd number and ahasbdhfbdsfaedw#it's the same for odd days just vice versa (it'd have to be on 177 though bcz 5 is an unsafe number for me rn)#YEAH 100% unsafe numbers for me are 3 5 6 and 9 and any number involving those numbers (so 26 and 13 are still unsafe)#basically no matter if it's an even day or an odd day I cannot land on anything with those numbers#and if I don't follow these rules my brain made up then something awful will happen or my day will go bad#or something I wanna do won't go well#thess numbers apply to EVERYTHING. and and it's SO ANNOYINGGGG. I've been trying to ignore it but it's getting harder and harder HELPPSADNF#I tried to tell my mom abt it but she just says “oh your grandma's also like that. you probably got it from her”#THANKS GRANDMA FOR THE NUMBER OBSESSION :'D#vent
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the only time i support dirkjohn is whatever john was doing in house of dirk. go grandpa go
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hello beans!! hope you're doing well 💜 ^w^ I know you've probably gotten a lot of requests - but I'm gonna add to that pile anyway because it's fun and also your writing is wonderful and always cheers me up to read!! I'm so inspired by your drabbles and you really bring these characters and this little world to life ;w;
From drabble list #1:
14. "Please tell me, this is not why you woke me up."
Character(s): honestly anyone, but my gut was saying Es as soon as I saw that sentence so... up to you!
Woo thank you pal, same to you!! Thanks for your kind words ah ;--; This is the perfect line for Es omg, I've been cracking up over it for so long 😂 I was tempted to write them waking up for T2, taking one look around and going "uh-uh," but decided on some T1 comedy...
Es rarely dreamed. Usually it was vague images and thoughts. Sometimes it was just them thinking about breakfast the following morning. Occasionally they were plagued by a nightmare of being forced to sing karaoke with the prisoners. Most of the time, though, it was just silence that welcomed them at the end of the day. Wonderful, peaceful, silence.
BANG-BANG-BANG!
Someone slammed their fist on the door. Es just about fell out of bed.
Mikoto’s voice came from outside. “Oi, get up! There’s been… uh… an incident!”
That was the last thing a prison guard wanted to hear at -- Es checked the clock -- 2am. Damn.
They muttered to themself as they threw on their uniform. Why the prison’s cells didn’t lock was beyond them. Some of the prisoners were more troublesome than others, but the first trial had been going smoothly thus far. Why now?
Their mind flashed with various possibilities, each one worse than the last, all urging them forward. By the time they were running down the hallway, their shirt buttons were a row off, and they had to switch their shoes to the opposite foot. They adjusted the cap clumsily on their head.
Fear gripped their chest as they heard Jackalope’s voice crying out for help from the panopticon. Jackalope never called for help.
Es burst into the room. The prisoners froze, looking up guiltily.
They sat in a huddle on the floor. Yuno and Muu held the little furry warden over a tub of sudsy water. Bottles of soap and shampoo sat nearby. An assortment of brushes and combs sat to the side. Splashes of water spread across the prisoners and ground, speaking to several failed attempts at getting Jackalope into the bath.
Nearby, Mahiru was holding up the tiny guard’s uniform, her sewing kit spread out on her lap. Es spotted bandages on Yuno’s and Kazui’s fingers. Shidou was currently dabbing blood off Fuuta’s nose as he fumed. Jackalope leaned over to nip at the hands holding him, but Yuno and Muu held him fast.
“Es!” came his frantic voice as he thrashed around. “You gotta help me! Make them stop, dammit!”
From the group of prisoners who had been watching from a distance, Haruka turned to them. “Oh! Es! Th-they thought that he needed a -- uh, a bath! His uniform had a h-hole, and Mahiru can s-sew! And they thought, they thought we could do it all t-together… Muu called it a -- a spa night…”
“At two in the morning?” Was all that came to mind.
“We tried to get him to do it earlier today,” Muu said, “but we didn’t get a chance until now.”
“They didn’t get a chance to kidnap me, she means!” He squirmed around some more, swinging his antlers wildly. “They hid around the corner and nabbed me like the filthy criminals they are!!”
Yuno said, “hold still,” as she brought him closer to the water. He kicked his feet wildly, screaming at Es to show a little authority and do something.
“Hold on a second,” they stopped her.
They closed their eyes, pinching the bridge of their nose. They took a measured breath. They were here to contemplate sin and crime, guilt and forgiveness. Their job should have consisted of questions about morality and life and death; they never anticipated looking around their prison and asking, “is human shampoo even safe for his fur?”
Kotoko spoke up from the other side of the room. “That’s what I thought, but is he really a rabbit? He eats human food and everything, we didn’t think a bit of soap was that different.”
Jackalope disagreed (“that stuff is as bad as poison -- poison I tell you!”) but the others chimed in with their agreement. From around the room came promises that they were being gentle with him, and that they’d keep quiet, and that they’d dry and brush his fur really well when they’d finished, and that they’d feed him treats, and that his uniform was already good as new, and so on. A few complaints at getting bit mingled with Jackalope’s own insults.
“-- Alright.” Es held up a hand to silence them all. They knew a warden shouldn’t be making compromises with their prisoners. At the same time, they didn’t have the energy to argue about bunny baths at this time of night. “You can continue, but wash him outside of the tub. And go easy on the shampoo. Any mess you make must be cleaned by morning.”
They were met with excitement and thanks. Jackalope grumbled that they were too soft, but he sounded relieved as he was whisked away from the dreaded bathwater.
Es sighed. There may have been a few bites and bumps, but that was all. No emergency, no fight, no danger plagued Milgram tonight. Their relief quickly turned to annoyance. They leveled their gaze at Mikoto as he entered from the hallway behind.
“Please tell me this isn’t why you woke me up.”
“Huh? Oh, this? No, no -- we have everything under control. Aw, Mappi, that looks great!”
He pointed at her sewing job, revealing bandages on his hands as well. It looked like no one was safe from the rabbit’s little teeth… Then Mikoto jabbed a thumb casually over his shoulder. “Nah, the faucet in the men’s room broke when we tried filling the basin. The whole room’s flooded now. I think it’s gonna start spilling into the hallway soon.”
“WHAT?”
#milgram#es#jackalope#mikoto kayano#and some others#rip es... they are eternally dealing with So Much Bullshit.... 😂😂😂#half the fun was actually writing it and the half of it was sitting around brainstorming all the options of trouble the prisoners could#be getting into at odd hours of the night LMAO#i cycled through so many dares/challenges (the fucked up high school variety) - competitions - show offs - crazy games#and thats Before i considered the genuine trouble they could get into#the line was so versatile asdfsdfsd#anyway uhh dont try this at home and all that -- apparently bathing bunnies IS bad for their fur and very distressing 💀#but im sure our little cryptid prison warden can handle it...#amane and haruka arent involved directly but they are chilling okay#its getting more and more difficult to write milgram humor as they reveal more and more character trauma but im trying!! 😭#thank you so much for the request! these have been such a blast -- i really appreciate it! you are so kind :')#i hope youre doing well and taking good care of yourself pal!!👍✨#i hope you enjoy :D#drabbles
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Do you think someone getting a fruit is just an accident or is this some kind of destiny?
Mmm. Saying it's destiny does sound a lot more poetic and it's said fruits have a soul of their own and it would make sense that a lot of these devil fruit users were found by the fruit and not the other way around. However! I think destiny gets in the way of freedom and being the one to act upon your dreams and decisions and free will, so maybe it's some kind of destiny. But also maybe, in Luffy's case, he was just a stupid kid who wanted to follow his dream so bad he chose to act freely and eat the fruit. And I think the fact that Luffy ate it because of his personality and views on freedom is more poetic than destiny itself. Maybe it's a mix. They were destined to find each other at some point, but because Luffy is the personification of freedom and joy, he kind of found his way to it on his own. I think it really depends on the fruit and the character, ngl.
#honestly who else would eat that fruit if it isn't a kid (joy itself) following his dream (freedom)#so you can say it's destiny but i say it's chance and that's even more poetic#but also maybe the fruit was silly goofing around and destiny brought them together who knows#a lot of fruits are oddly specific and fit the characters too well for it to be pure chance so maybe destiny does have something to do#but in luffy's case i think destiny is a bit odd considering it gets in the way of free will#and if you asked him he'd say he did it bc he wanted to and that destiny doesn't exist bc nothing should be able to control your choices#one piece#monkey d. luffy
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VUXisms (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#Damned#ZEX#Or if you prefer my very Normal Collection of ZEX stimming lol#I'm not choosing to read alien behaviours through a neurodivergent lense you can't prove anything#Okay you got me yes I am lol - in conjunction with my ADHD Max HC (which I am only more convinced of lol) I went into this with#Really any kind of self-soothing behaviour fascinates me :D And ZEX definitely needs the soothing ;;#But it's not just the stimming! Though I did keep pretty diligent notes about that lol he's deeply interesting to me!#He's a texture person! Part of that is due to being VUX and having very processed food but if it fits it fits!#I'm also a texture person - again I have too many notes relating to ZEX lol#I also find it charming (or sad - whichever is applicable at the time!) when ZEX eats in ''odd'' ways haha ♪#Eating without utensils - you can always just wash your hands you do you <3#The weighted blanket lol so - I had a very normal and measured reaction to ZEX enjoying full-body pressure lol#Solely and purely intellectual! Of course! VUX enjoy swimming! Full-body pressure makes complete sense!#And he's a tactile person on top of that - pressure good for multiple reasons! I really do think he'd sleep better with a weighted blanket ♪#Back to stimming! I really loved the scene of him opening the water bottle and his therapist being So Impatient with him about it lol#Let him figure it out! He's very intelligent! Very skilled at finding weak points and exploiting them hehe <3#But then he runs his finger on the lip of the bottle! Wine-glassing it while he talks hehe <3 I love him#Humming!! Another stim I relate to! Not so much now since it was ''encouraged'' out of me so I may be doubly biased towards him using it hee#Too delighted to focus on utensil lessons and yet he's still clever enough to pay attention to multiple things at once hehehe ♫#And then aside from his actual biggest stim he plays with his hair quite a lot - in various ways and to different ends :D#Running his hands through it to self-soothe or tugging on it to express - I kinda read it as him trying to move his head feelers around haha#Not quite the same but something!#Oh and then his biggest stim - just looking at humans lol it is very dopamine-delivering <3 And he has dopamine now! Very powerful :3c#Hhhhh human chemistry for VUX behaviours <3 It's so interesting to me hehe ♪
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Not paying you shit so you can waste it on weed
so you come into MY house, tell me what to do with my life, then imply i waste donations on weed. who even are you? do you know how weird it is to rock up to strangers anonymously to be a cunt? do you want to kiss
#for real see your actions as if you just walked up to some random dude on the street. you look pretty insane!#also hurr durr poor person blows all their money on weed :zany: you're funny!#anyway your weird as fuck moment over me hanging out made a beloved mutual send me money when i actually spent#on takeaway for the whole house as we are all recovering from covid#:D it was very delicious i hope despite your odd hostility you get to taste some very good popcorn chicken soon#asks#drug use cw#IT SHOULD BE NOTED i love to ebeg because of the state of things (i don't. its embarassing and humiliating) but i will always mention if i#am just looking for weed money. 99% of the time im just trying to fix an overdraft or buy some food lol
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Playing d&d today. My character sees an old woman struggling with a cart and helps her home. Lady is clearly a witch from the contents of her house (cauldron, potions, bones, frog jar). DM asks to roll perception. Roll an 8. “You don’t notice much.” I help unload her stuff. Since I see more room, asked to roll again. Roll perception of 8. DM sweating. Old lady asks me to get her a trunk from her dark back room. Character unsuspecting while player dying inside. Enter new room, invited to roll perception. Roll an 8. Get the trunk. Pick it up. Offered a final chance to roll as I’m going back out. Roll perception. It’s an 8.
The odds of this are 1 in 160,000, or 0.0006%. I am
Anyway she was a Babayaga
#dungeons and dragons#d&d#she didn’t eat me though bc I was so polite so be kind to your elders. I was like ‘this is insane’ DM decided after that my nat 20 was an 8#for the rest of the session and you’ll never guess what I rolled on wild magic later#the screams in the chat so real#I asked and the DM said ‘well despite all odds Nayla was so polite thinking she’s some nice old lady that you just never gave her a reason#so yeah she eats people but made an exception bc I am very polite#and that’s 8 on a d100 for the wild magic something going on today fr#that was just crazy
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Night fury drawing practice :)
#night fury#how to train your dragon#I think the wings on some are a little odd looking but overall very happy with how they came out :D#art#my art
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woke up with the feeling that 'something has been irreversibly changed'
#just me hi#which doesn't make any sense because i didn't really do anything yesterday lol#but then i got hit with that very accepting 'so this must be' feeling so i have No idea what's going on with my internals hfvsfhaj#though i Have been feeling odd‚ maybe it's turned over#i dunno! feelings are like magic is so many ways#/maybe that's why people like to tie it to Actual magic. something physical#because it's a way to see it‚ to understand it‚ to prove to other people it's there#but real magic is very hard to understand and sometimes even to imitate and sometimes people don't like to see it at all#which is sad because it's so pretty‚ and when you feel it in like your actual Body it's wonderful#but it showed how Physically strong you were then you aren't being awful in some way. then you're Scary and Powerful#but that's just awful too. they don't realize it until someone awful does it but they forget everyone else is like that too#i'm having Just Woke Up thoughts bfhvsbhfv#i want to like. just Be but things are kinda complicated you know?#like magic..#lol!#//anyway#gotta finish this comic for REAL#truly really seriously !!#i'm almost done with the inks and i KNOW i can do it today i can do it i can do it !!#couldn't yesterday (idk why lol) but i Can today so i will :D#do i shall see you again soon! tooooodles
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if you want a music rec in response one that i like is behind my eyes by jackie evancho (it came on directly after hum hallelujah so i thought of you) it's very Different and has a... purity? clarity? that hum hallelujah doesn't have (which isn't a Problem just an Observation)
"and if you read between the lines you'll see I'm running from my mind" as one of my favourite lyrics
....gonna go listen to hum hallelujah AGAIN after this one tho >.> xD
OOOH i’m about to go to bed (it is 1am on my side of the world) but i’m saving that to my liked songs on Spotify and i’m going to listen to it first thing in the morning!! 💕
#also re: clarity in hum i think i get that. it’s very much a song that is About something but that also means it’s got some odd references#i.e.: pete’s suicide attempt was in his car in the parking lot of a best buy. he overdosed on ativan which comes in blue pills#thus you get lyrics like ‘’a teenage vow in a parking lot’’ or ‘’sing the blues and swallow them too’’#the title of the song itself and the use of leonard cohen’s hallelujah as the bridge is bc pete says that when he od’d#what snapped him awake enough to call somebody for help was that he heard jeff buckley’s version of hallelujah on the radio and realized he#wanted to live#it’s very much a survival song but it’s also very much a song that i think was the band’s way of processing what happened#and all of them were in their early to mid 20s at the time. so it does end up feeling a tad… yeah not so much clarity like you said#i will say that love from the other side takes a very similar theme and does it with more clarity. (and nearly 20 years more maturity)#ANYWAY. i am gonna listen to your song real quick before i go to bed actually and report back in the morning :D#<3#asks#music
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Ok so uh I cut my finger somehow? After I got done washing my face I went to open idolm@ster and was looking for what song to play when I caught a glance at my hand and there was this red thing coming out of my middle finger and I was like huh I don't remember eating anything red today AND THEN IT HIT ME THAT I WAS BLEEDING 😭 it was a lot of blood too like a concerning amount so I was like okay maaaybe I should do something about this xD and I went to get a napkin and some cool water from the sink to put pressure on it
(for some reason though the sink wouldn't give cold water?? Only hot and warm--which was weird because the sink usually always gives cold water??? Like I have to wait a while for it to get warmer most of the time but this time it was already warm >:[ THE ONE TIME I NEED IT TO BE COLD OMG and I didn't have TIME to sit there and wait my finger was bleeding!!! So I tried the bath water and the result was the same! LIKE WHYYYY I did get a tiny bit of cool water eventually though)
So now I have this napkin wrapped around my finger and the bleeding has stopped mostly (cold water makes it sting a lil but that's okay) I wish I had a first aid kit or something so I could put something else on it and hopefully keep it from getting infected but unfortunately I don't :( so I gotta to use what I have. I'll probably grab some tape and keep napkin around my cut for the time being. I'm mostly just wondering what cut my finger??? Like all I did was wash my face and after that is when I noticed it. I didn't touch anything sharp to my knowledge and I don't think my nail caused a cut like that so I am very very lost :'D hopefully I'll find the true culprit one day. How dare whatever object did this >:( now I can only type with one hand smh
#tw blood#tw blood mention#I am alright though :3 just was really shocking at first#funny thing is this is the dat before my orthodontist appointment to get my braces tightened#and something weird happened to me the day before my orthodontist appointment last month too#where I fainted after I was done shaving my legs#and I fell on my neck in a weird way and a part of my mouth hurt for like a week after#my body doesn't like the orthodontist ig.... :'D could also just be a coincidence though I just thought it was odd#lord I am not your strongest soldier stop bullying me like this :'D#ig no idolm@ster for me today :((#sorry chihaya I was getting ready to play your song too... </3
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how am i only JUS NOW finding out that i share a birthday with PRETTY. ODD.
#not an '08 baby tho gosh no#rip seventh grade max you woulda made this your whole personality#hows my new favorite panic album doing?? :D#panic! at the disco#pretty. odd.
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Hello. Me again.
I wanna do a bunch of comics as I replay the games so I won't answer everything XD but to answer a basic question;
You can play as a male or female Shepard, but Bioware intended the main character to be female. But because video games they were afraid dudebros wouldn't want to play a female lead so they just gave you a choice. Both are called "Shepard" because it's the last name. (Femshep's first name is Jane).
There is also character creation. So you can create a Shepard OC. but Shepard is one of the weirdest main characters I've ever seen, because as the years have gone on... instead of people leaning more into the self insert style of mass Effect, default Jane Shepard has become more and more popular. So these days most art and fanfic will write her as a default instead of a player/reader insert. it's fucking wild!
Also I am still in ME1 so she's still in uniform, but uh... that doesn't last.
........also yes I own the hoodie....
As for everything else... I selfishly don't want to spoil?? Even tho you can literally google it?? 😂 Because I wanna draw it because who boy.... do my babies have a storm coming....
I see! That is super cool, though--I like that female Shepard was intended to be the more canonical between the selectable characters. I wasn't 100% sure about it because I do remember seeing a mention or two about an option between male and female, but I've really only ever seen concept of female Shepard.
And I also think that it's super neat that Shepard's default is so popular! It's sort of a double-reverse of what you'd expect, and people are so baller for that, to be honest.
It sort of reminds me of how--when I play a Legend of Zelda game--I'll usually default to the names I can chose as being the canonical names. Link as Link, Epona as Epona, etc... same with the Pokemon games.
I think part of the reason for that might also be due to consistency. It seems like Mass Effect is a chronological series that takes place over the course of a period of time that features the same characters, so it'd make sense for the main character to remain the same over time.
You look at game series like Fallout, customization is much easier to get a hold of because each game (if I'm correct) features a new main character. It allows for more customization of the experience to fit around the character, but since Mass Effect is in that chronological story that follows the same or a similar cast, it's easier to have an agreed-upon default than it is to have a thousand or so different Shepherds, especially since they all end up sharing the same name (which takes away a part of that customization process).
It could also be that, as Shepard is the name given to the character, it feels ingenuine to a lot of people to have them deviate from their default--as if it's changing their identity. Already having the name implies that the character doesn't exist in a vacuum--they already existed before in the context of the game.
I! Am! Rambling! But I do find it super interesting to think about this!
#also if i do end up getting spoiled it'll either be likely by your hand#or my curiosity getting the better of me and spurring me to watch a playthrough of it on youtube lol#i hope my rambling about default shepherd and names made sense :D#it really is fascinating how games like pokemon with limited customization inspire people to self-insert themselves so much#while a game like mass effect that allows for character customization but solidifies the name keeps the default character#as the most popular interpretation#depending on the story of mass effect it could also be argued that it's similar to link#wherein the story is so intrinsically tied into the character itself that making the character someone else just feels odd#which also wouldn't be helped much by the inability to change their name :V#ALSO did i JUST realize that the name is spelt 'shepard' and not 'shepherd'? yes. did i just edit this post to reflect that? also yes#i am very smart indeed yes and very humble in admitting my mistakes that is true
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ik rusty and brock are very nonchalant about the clones 19 years down the line but i do think the first time they had to use them must have been awful, assuming jonas sr didn't have it perfected/completed for rusty . the clone slugs are one thing, but the computer housing their memories/selves (the computerized [souls]) is a whole different mess, plus it also just means watching your kids die (for the first time) . and it's not like competent clones are a thing you can test for. sure you can check that the slugs are functioning and healthy, but it's not like you can test your backup data is gonna work bc once you put that into a slug then it's not a clone slug anymore, now it's your son, and neither of you are gonna kill your son . one of you is supposed to keep those kids alive (well really both of you, but one of you is specifically hired for it) & one of you is such a failure in all things science, all you can do is hang on to your father's coattails and hope he keeps you afloat, but you call these slugs your life's work. and sure your dad was doing some clone research when he was alive, but these boys arent his, they're yours. And you dont want to be your father as a father you want to be your father as a scientist, and you make these clones because you're a father, not because you're a scientist . etc etc dont know where i was going w this . rips off my shirt to show off another shirt that says "ask me about my ideas on the vital relationships related to clone slug twin sons"
#rusty has such a special relationship + view of the sl/ugs vs how everyone else sees them it makes me crazy#text tag#really odd to think about in the magic sense that H+D (presently) dont have souls bc . theyre clones#theres not some [magic] afterlife with 15 Hs + Ds somewhere bc theres just those lost original ones#which means something to dr.o but not to rusty . bc his boys are always his boys even when they die#also really interesting from TDB&TBG . B has a very special relationship w the boys as well . separate from the clones#he keeps specific track of every death + which number set died how and when and where etc . very meticulous#two separate relationships w their kids in a sense#R values the boys but has no hangups w using the clones if accidents happen & B is very meticulous about avoiding accidents at all costs#i can imagine as someone [hired] to protect them . from the start its going to feel like your fault. youre a failure#not that R is okay w them dying whenever over and over again or as if he doesnt care. seen in s4 hes a lot more careful w the boys#he stops adventuring altogether . and he has that one like w H in the lab in 0401#this is not an issue of one of them loving or caring for them any more than the other . bc there isnt a clear winner imo . its just diff#stances on things
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YAHOO!!!
WEEE !!!
yah 🥰 !
#why do they always look like they just got married !!!!!!#they look more in love than wanda and cosmo post pilot#also look at the scratches and bruises on jdubs arms omg#basketball is fr just f*replay#if u like basketball u like it rough s*rry buddy but i see through your maniacal wiles#those that get cut are the pillow princesses apparently#u cant tell me u arent just a little bit crazy if u enjoy playing full contact spit sweat and tears basketball#is like army ppl have a d*mination kink like pls be fr we know what u are#can u believe villages got decimated by people who piddle their pants at power play im so sick of the world#anyways this got odd sorry im rlly trying to beat these kevin gates allegations i am#the second jdub pic is so meow#van tiktok connect and virus my vocabulary- the smartest congressman we have
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