#there's still 7 more contestants in the tit off. Will one of them take the crown from King Tits??

[krazys-ass-emporium]

Let’s decide who out of the Hetalia men has the best tits!

I used a random wheel to pit them against each other. The fates have decided this.

Remember, this is not a popularity contest, vote for whomever you think has the better tits, not your favorite. (Also, obviously, this is for silly funsies, don’t be a jerk.)

Round 1: Germany vs. Canada: Winner Germany

Round 2: Germany vs. Cuba: Winner Germany

Round 3: Germany vs. Denmark: Winner Germany

[gaysindistress]

When Night Comes- four

Summary: Who would win in a staring contest? New York’s resident mob boss and master of the side eye Bucky Barnes or the daycare teacher who really wants to go home and smoke?

pairing: Mob!Bucky Barnes x reader

warnings: cursing, mentions of blood drinking, creepy cab driver

word count: 3.2k

three | masterlist

Tag list: @vickie5446 @cakesandtom @buckybarnessimpp @hidden-treasures21​ @unaxv​ @mal-adaptive-dreams @elizacusi-blog

disclaimer: credits to original creator/poster of image/gif. found on Google/Pinterest

Ping. 

Ping. 

A groan rips through her body as she blindly searches for her phone while it vibrates on the coffee table. Reaching across to the table, her upper half falls off the couch with a thud and another groan (this time one of pain) rings out. The phone ceases its dance on the table when her alarm stops and she just slides off the couch entirely in her sleepy state, laying on the floor in a heap of blankets as she opens her phone. As she guessed there are missed calls and unopened texts from Bucky but the text that isn’t from him stands out. 

Bravery should’ve been her last name for attempting to steal her away for a date the same night that Bucky had one planned. Well key word is had and since it is no longer on the books, accepting an invite from Yelena doesn’t seem like the worst idea she has ever had. A certain recent ex would be the worst idea she’s ever had but that’s a story for another time. At the moment, responding with “sounds good” as she struggles to stand amidst the blankets to get ready for the day are her only tasks in mind. 

Blackbear streams from under the bathroom door along side steam letting her know that Jessica is also getting ready and will probably make them both late if Sunny doesn’t demand she get out right now. 

“Jess!” she calls but gets no response. 

“Jess!” she tries a little louder before pounding in the door, “Jessica Lee Reyes get out of the shower! Other people need hot water too!”

Her laugher overpowers the sound of the water and music as it all comes to an abrupt stop and she swings the door open. 

“Calm your tits. I was literally about to get out,” she says as she slides past Sunny, a fog of steam following after her, “Did Bucky ever stop texting you last night?”

“Uh yeah,” Sunny’s voice is barely audible thanks to the fan but Jessica still hears. 

“Thank god. I almost blocked him for you. I really hate that guys can’t take a hint sometimes.”

“Yelena texted me though. She either is really lucky or knew that I canceled on him because she wants to go out tonight.”

Before she disappears entirely into her room,  Jessica freezes with glee at the mention of the blonde’s name, “Oh she did? And what did you say?” “Yes.”

“Thank Jesus! I’m so glad you’re finally starting to put my hard work to good use.” “Yeah, yeah whatever,” sarcasm is not uncommon with her but it’s extra thick when Jessica is around and even more so when it comes to debating Sunny’s love life. 

“I’m dressing you and you have absolutely no say.”

Sunny chuckles to herself while she strips off to get into the shower. Only god will be able to save her from whatever outfit Jess has in mind for her. 

The moment they had ended their second shift at 6pm, Jessica all but dragged her back to her apartment to get ready for her date with Yelena. She may not have been freaking out about it outwardly, every fiber of her being is on fire with anticipation of what the night has to bring. All Yelena told her was that she’d be there at 7 and that they’d be going out, other than that, she is in the dark and at the mercy of Jessica’s interpretation of ‘going out’. Her definition included putting Sunny in baggy black cargo pants and a black corset because “what’s hotter than the big pants and little top combo?” as she put it. 

“As hot as I might look, do you really think this is appropriate? Going out could mean so many things and wha…”

Jessica presses a finger to her lips, “I know Yelena and when she says going out, she means clubbing so this is… actually maybe you’re right. I think you need a skirt instead, ya know small bottoms, small top is better anyways.”

She leaves Sunny at her vanity staring at her reflection as she searches for that one skirt she swears will be the perfect addition. The woman at the vanity on the other hand, is mentally tearing herself to bits as she inspects every inch of herself that can be seen in the mirror. No matter how hard she tries, Bucky comes flooding back to the forefront of her mind as she looks over the makeup Jessica put on her. It’s simple, bordering the clean girl look and something she isn’t used to seeing staring back at her. It makes her wonder if she had tried harder, would she be getting ready for HIM instead? 

“Oh for the love of god,” she mumbles under her breath. She never even kissed him and this is the hold that he had over her? One close encounter and she’s consumed by him? Shaking her head to shake him from the inside of it, she picks up the lip gloss Jessica used earlier and reapplies it. The shiny gloss catches the vanity light and glitters, cheering her on and boosting her ego. 

“Found it!” Jessica calls from the closet and comes back to her with a pale pink mini skirt, “What do you think?” “I like the pants better.”

“Ugh, you’re boring but have it your way,” she flings the skirt behind her with a chuckle, “You are going to wear heels though.”

“We’re going to a club not to the Met Gala, I’m sure my air jordans will be perfectly fine.”

“Why won’t you let me live through you? I’ve always wanted to go out with Yelena and it’s only fair that I get to style you since I set you two up.”

Sunny whips around to face her, “You dragged me to a party after I said no and then left me alone with a grade A douchebag only to be saved by Yelena. I would, in no way, call that setting us up.”

“I got you there and you met her only because you went so yes, yes I did set you up thank you very much.”

Before Sunny can get a retort back, the front door opens and Yelena’s voice rings out, letting them know she’s here. 

“Do you ever lock you door, Jess? It’s really not safe,” she says, appearing in the doorway and leaning against the frame. 

“I knew you were coming so I left it unlocked.”

“I know you better than that, you forgot but good try,” she chuckles at her failed attempt to cover up the truth before settling her eyes on Sunny, “You look good, голубка. Are you ready?”

She can feel her friend vibrating with excitement from behind her at the nickname and turns to her date, nodding and standing up. It’s the prime opportunity to smack her ass so Jessica takes it as she says, “Good luck. Don’t have too much fun without me!”

She sends her friend a nasty death glare while her date and her laugh manically like little school girls at her expense. Yelena is quick to stifle her laughter with a smirk when Sunny brushes past her on her way out of the room. This is an even better opportunity to look at her ass as she walks away which doesn’t go unnoticed by Jessica. 

“God you’re no better than a man,” she chides while cleaning up the remnants of their get ready session. 

“Says the one who slapped it.”

“Go have fun and don’t bring her back until tomorrow morning,” Jessica sends her a wink as she slides off the frame and goes in search of Sunny who is muttering to herself as she searches for her purse. 

“Looking for this?” 

Quickly looking up, she spots Yelena holding her missing purse with a cat like grin and eyes glittering as they take in every ouch of skin her outfit leaves out. Nodding she takes it from her and slips into her leather jacket, still feeling the heat of her date’s gaze on her. It’ll either make for a torturously long night or a far too quick one if she keeps up the way her green eyes leave chemtrails across her skin. 

Clearing her throat, she says, “I’m ready if you are.”

The smirk doesn’t leave her face when her eyes make their way to Sunny’s, “Of course голубка.”

She offers out her own leather clad arm to her before leaving Jessica’s apartment and lecturing her about never locking her door. 

“The boogieman is going to get you one of these days!” is the last thing Jessica hears while the door is shut and the two woman leave the apartment complex. 

Their walk downstairs and out onto the street is filled with the normal small talk; how was your day, any funny stories, what’s your favorite color, you know the usual things. Sunny wants to ask if she knew about her date with Bucky but bringing up a rival suitor is definitely not the best idea when on a date. If Yelena does know anything about it, she doesn’t give it away and avoids saying his name when talking about her job. Come to think of it, she’s rather vague about her job description in general and only mentions how it’s boring and how she works with her sister, Natasha. It’s a given that she does work in the criminal world to some degree if she knows Bucky well enough to crash one of his homes but Sunny isn’t about to pry that information out of her on the first date. 

The standard creepy cab driver does nothing to assuage the idea that she’s a criminal. His lewd stares and borderline harassing remarks causes her to keep a protective hand on Sunny’s knee. She can see her free hand itch to reach for something hidden under her jacket the entire ride but it never leaves her lap. Several times Yelena had to interrupt him mid-sentence and even threatened to get out without paying if he didn’t keep his mouth shut. She would have or pulled the gun tucked against her side if Sunny hadn’t squeezed her hand to ground her. 

“Don’t. It’s not worth it.”

The murderous glare softened the moment it left the cab driver, “The moment you’re uncomfortable, we’ll get out, okay?”

The nod of confirmation wasn’t enough though for her, “I need you to say it, голубка.”

The air left like it had been sucked out of her lungs with the simple demand but she managed to mutter back “I promise I’ll tell you if I am.”

Satisfaction from both her reaction and her words, she keeps a tight grip on Sunny’s knee and rubs small circles into the inside of it. The simple action is burning through her pant leg, trailing upwards as she has struggles to maintain a calm and collective exterior. 

Once at the club, Yelena tosses the cash at the driver and gives him a side eye deadly enough he keeps his eyes trained in the road in front of him. She makes a mental note of the license plate number to follow up on hum after their date is done. As her sister always said, the scum of this world cannot go unpunished and his time will come. However now is not that time and the woman tugging gently at her hand reminds her of the task at hand; dance the night away with the vision of a woman next to her. 

“What is this place?”

“Oh,” Yelena starts as she leads her towards the entrance of the old brick building, “It’s called Strigoi, a friend of mine owns it.”

“That’s an interesting name,” Sunny muses as she flashes her id and award winning smile to the bouncer before following her inside. 

Anything she might have wanted to say gets stuck when the club’s red lighting bathes over them as well as the interior of it. Unlike most other clubs, the floor has booths scattered throughout with platforms occasionally raising above to provide brave club goers a stage to demonstrate the courage bought by alcohol. The bar is backed by a wall of mirrors while the signature red lights cast a devilish glow on the matching mirror shelves filled with expensive liquor. Beyond everything is the DJ stand where dark synth music streams dramatically from. 

“Who exactly owns this club? A vampire?” Sunny whispers to Yelena, half joking while also hoping her earlier suspicions of Peter aren’t true. 

She doesn’t answer with words but instead with a deep laughter that vibrates into Sunny’s chest as well as they weave through the crowd towards the bar. A familiar voice catches her attentions when Yelena stops at the edge, leaning over to order drinks for him. Only a few seats down is the Peter Parker she’d hoped to never see again with the same girl from the kickback turned party. The red ambience makes it difficult to see much of him but yet there is another flash of something when he smirks down at the party girl. In his hand is a short glass of thick dark liquid and if Sunny didn’t know any better, she’d assume it’s blood. Obviously that’s insane and no one is drinking blood so she tears her stare away and looks to Yelena who’s already looking at her in puzzlement.  His arrogant chuckle draws her attention to him and it clicks; Sunny had spotted him in his natural habit and of course, is confused by it all. 

“I can have him kicked out if you want,” she says while handing Sunny her drink.

“Nah leave him. He’s not worth the hassle.”

“For you, any hassle is worth it.”

“Wow already laying it on thick I see. Think you’re going to get lucky?” she chuckles as she takes a sip of whatever Yelena ordered for her. 

The blonde woman shrugs as she scans her face, “Now that you mention it.”

She rolls her eyes at the suggestion and tugs on her arm to lead them away from the bar. Spotting an empty booth among the crowd of people is no easy feat however it’s not up to Yelena’s standards because she shakes her head and points to an area that’s roped off with even more bouncers guarding it. 

“Did you really think I’d bring you to a club and not sit in the VIP section?” and when she doesn’t answer, she continues with her playful teasing, “Cat got your tongue? It’s okay, голубка, what I have planned doesn’t require any talking.”

Behind the ropes and bouncers, lounges Bucky with Steve and Peggy, short glasses filled with the same thick dark liquid as Peter’s. That intoxicating smell drifts in amongst the waves of other club goers’ smells and has him narrowing his eyes at nothing and everything at the same time, searching for the owner. Peggy whispers something to her husband, red lips mere inches from the shell of his ear. Steve glances to his blue eyed friend and chuckles in agreement with what she said. 

“Find your companion for the night?” he taunts while taking a sip from his glass, the dark liquid leaving a slight film on his tongue. 

“No,” Bucky states plainly as he sets his glass down on the table before them, “She’s here.”

Peggy snorts, “You already have her smell memorized? I see her almost everyday and I barely know it.”

“For the safety of your child, I hope you’re joking,” he says while standing and walking towards the bouncers. 

In his absence, she turns to Steve, “Do you?”

“Have her smell memorized? Only enough to know the difference between the staff though. I wouldn’t give any thought to him right now, he’s all fired up over her, that Lycan woman from last night, and Alix.”

She huffs in response which earns her words of reassurance from him. Meanwhile Bucky is instructing his men to keep a close eye on Yelena and especially Sunny. When he returns to the booth, he doesn’t sit right away and takes his glass from the table. Yelena’s voice echoes past the music and noise of the club, letting him know that he is about to face confrontation no doubt. She spots him before Sunny can and she does what she can to guide her away from that booth much to his dismay and pleasure. Her efforts to distract her fail and Sunny sees Steve, giving him a small smile which falls when Bucky comes into her view. The trio pick up on parts of what she’s whispering angrily to Yelena, “What… he… here? You….me….was going to be….”

Yelena, although, hears every word loud and clear, “What is he doing here? You didn’t tell me he was going to be here.”

“I didn’t know he was there. I’m sorry if it makes this,” she gestures between the two of them, “awkward. We can go somewhere else.”

“No this is ridiculous. He can’t fucking ruin everything,” she runs a hand over her hair and takes a deep breath, “I’m sorry if I made things awkward. It’s just… a little complicated I guess.”

Yelena’s ring filled hand cups the side of her face, tilting her hand to look at her, “Nothing’s changed. Trust me I know how complicated things are when it comes to him but I won’t hold it against you if you don’t against me.”

“Ya know,” she takes a step closer, closing the distance between them, “We could just ignore him. This date is between you and I, he is not involved in any way.”

“I like the sounds of that,” Yelena whispers back as her hand shifts down to cradle her jaw, her thumb ghosting over her glossy bottom lip, “You’re going to get me in trouble if I’m not careful.”

Sunny smirks against her thumb, “Why do you say that?”

“I think you know why,” she leans impossibly closer, “Can I kiss you?” Her eyes flicker down to Yelena’s mauve lips, nodding ever so slightly before they meet in one small kiss only to be drawn back in and devour each other in the middle of a crowded club. 

Having watched the whole exchange, his body tenses as her smell shifts when the kiss deepens. Jealously bubbles in his veins and the only thing stopping him from ripping Yelena to shreds is Steve’s hand on his wrist and Peggy’s reminder that “she is not yours. Stand down.” Rather than give into his animalistic urges to destroy, he settles for his usual scowl, hooded eyes trained on the couple in hopes that he can will them apart and her into his arms. His self control doesn’t last long and he’s marching over to the women in no time. 

“Yelena,” he gives her a curt nod, “Sunny, I need to talk to you.”

Neither is able to protest before he is dragging her towards a closed door hidden from view by more guards until now. Yelena shots Steve a lock of contempt as she approaches their booth, “You two are absolutely no help. Why didn’t either you of stop him?” “Do you really expect me to get in between him and what he wants?” Steve says expectedly as they all know no one is stupid enough to do so. 

“A heads-up would’ve been nice.”

“I’ll keep that in mind next time you’re on a date with the woman he’s interested in.”

[hopetofantasy]

CPM REWATCH - SEASON 3 - VLOGS (1)

Ah, yes, the season everyone is waiting for. This one was less focussed on the socials and real life events, but more on the Broerrrs YouTube channel. So why don’t I start with an analysis of them? Yup, here we go!

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Vlog 1: ‘Can you stick someone to the wall with duct tape?’

Perfect parallels: 

Jens and Robbe goofing off in the alley (climbing the wall, teasing each other) in this vlog before S3, Sander and Robbe doing the same (hanging off the ledge, taking weird pics) on their insta after S3. 

Robbe’s “It smells kinda like graffiti here, doesn’t it?” and him starting off his season with a graffiti spray session where Sander spots him.

Nod to the OG: Robbe hanging like Jesus on the wall and Jens stating ‘It smells like sins’, both references to the religious undercurrent of the original S3 (birth, rebirth, homosexuality seen as a sin, Isak’s religious mom, OHN, ...)

Oop, there it is, the homophobia / heteronormativity: Moyo deliberately touching Robbe’s private area ‘as a joke’. Him also making ‘duct tape tits’.

Robbe’s clumsiness meter: +2, falling off the wall whilst ripping out his leg hair with the tape.

Blink-and-y’ll-miss-it: Robbe mouthing "Help" towards the camera. 

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Vlog 2: ‘Can Robbe and Moyo actually dance?’

Perfect parallels: Jens referencing Fortnite as a game they like to play in this vlog, seen by the various scenes in S1 and in S3 where they mention/play the game.

Blink-and-y’ll-miss-it: Moyo catching the dance moves pretty quick, mainly because the actor (Noa) is a professional dancer - yet tries to act like he can’t.

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Vlog 3: ‘Can you make a rapsong with random words?’

Perfect parallels: 

The boys making the rap ‘Eenvoud’ in this vlog because of the random words challenge, but actually producing the music video later on.

Jens saying "Is it Friday already?", because he does ‘#vettigevrijdag’ on his insta, where he eats fatty stuff on Fridays. Which Robbe and Sander later stole after S3 with #vettigezondag (= 'fatty sunday').

Lost in translation: 

Almost all words rhyme in Flemish, but not in English (= Broer-Roer, Wisselkoers-Broers, Wijzers-Ijzers, Sneeuwwitje-Ritje-Hitje).

“Ik heb slaaptekort, want ik slaap te kort”: Meaning he has sleep deprivation (’slaaptekort’), because he’s sleeping ‘too short’ (’te kort’). It’s a play on words and doesn’t rhyme if translated to English.

“Matti’s” is slang for the dialect word ‘maten’, meaning ‘buddies’.

Funny coincidence: The words they pull out: ‘sleep deprivation’, ‘creative’, ‘iron’ (surname: ijzermans - ironman), ‘Saint-Nicolas’, ‘Broerrrs’ coincidentally refers to a lot of things in Robbe’s season. 

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Vlog 4: ‘Can you eat a sandwich while wearing a mouthpiece?’

C is for culture: 

“Uw moeder is een hoer” (= "Your mom’s a whore"): A wildly spread expression to either joke with your friends, hurt people's feelings or try to stir up fights. It’s the Flemish equivalent to the ‘yo momma’-jokes.

"Sandra Kim": The only Belgian winner at Eurovision Song Contest. She won with ‘J’aime La Vie’ in 1986, while she was only 13 years old. To this date, the singer still holds the record as youngest participant/winner, because they lied about her age before any restrictions were implemented. 

Lost in translation:

“Breedbek-kikker” (= "broad mouthed frog"): slang for someone who is very talkative and boast about themselves (= has a ‘large mouth’).

“Pollepel” (= "ladle"): dialect word for serving-style spoon.

Robbe’s clumsiness meter: +1, spilling on himself during the challenge.

Oop, there it is, the homophobia / heteronormativity: Moyo and Jens joke that Robbe wants to show his D to the boys and viewers.

Blink-and-y’ll-miss-it: The sandwiches are with choco (spread).

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Vlog 5: ‘Do Robbe and Moyo have make-up skills?’

Where’s Wally? Moyo mentioning Keisha, it’s been a while since we’ve seen/heard of her.

Oopsie: They’re claiming that it’s Keisha’s make-up, but in reality she would’ve had a different color of foundation, because of her darker skin.

Oop, there it is, the homophobia / heteronormativity: Jens scoffing to Moyo “Are you sure this make-up isn’t yours?”, because he’s got some applying skills.

Blink-and-y’ll-miss-it/Robbe’s clumsiness meter: +2, Robbe blowing on the eye shadow at the beginning, getting some in his face and coughing. Smudging his own cheeks with mascara.

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Vlog 6: ‘Which hypes are overrated?’

C is for culture:

“Wat hebben we geleerd vandaag?” (= “What have we learned today?”): A catchphrase made famous by Piet Huysentruyt, a former tv chef. In his program ‘S.O.S. Piet’, he went to people’s houses to try and fix the mistakes in their recipes. He always ended every episode with a summary on what they learned. 

The planes flying over so closely: An indication that they’re near the airport in Deurne (district of Antwerp). This is the smallest of the five Belgian airports. There has been controversy around this infrastructure, since it’s build too close to residencies (a lot of noise/carbon emissions) and originally planned to be removed. However, in recent years, more airlines chose the airport as an option and thus got more visitors. The future of Antwerp Airport remains unknown.

Perfect parallel: Jens calling Robbe a ‘biologist’ since he seems to know a lot about lemons in this vlog, him studying biology with Yasmina in S3. 

Oop, there it is, the homophobia / heteronormativity: Moyo copying Robbe’s hand movements, because he did it in a ‘feminine’ way.

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Vlog 7: ‘How agile are Moyo and Robbe?’

Funny coincidence: Robbe saying “Who do you think I am? Spiderman?”, whilst his surname translates to ‘Iron Man’, another Marvel character.

Oop, there it is, the homophobia / heteronormativity: Moyo and Jens joking that it’s *again* Robbe who knows what ‘downward facing dog’ is. Both of them making subtle, underlying innuendos, due to Robbe's weird face when Moyo rubbed his temples. Jens' “That’s how you like it”, when Robbe said “I’ll be the bottom one”. 

Robbe’s clumsiness meter: +3, Robbe hurting himself whilst somersaulting, constantly falling backwards in a yoga seat position and falling down hard from Moyo’s hands. 

[jbbarnesnnoble]

Hello lovely humans!

I’ve recently hit the 500 follower milestone and want to celebrate with another challenge! This time, dark fics are welcome! 

I have a lot of prompts here and what doesn’t get used will probably be put aside for a future challenge. I like to make sure there is a wide array of prompts to be chosen from and tend to go overboard. Whoops. 

The Rules: 

1. Use the hashtag #JBBNN500 

2. Dark fics are welcome - Just be sure to utilize trigger warnings and indicate that it is a dark fic. 

3. Even if you aren’t writing a dark fic, use trigger warnings if the content warrants it. If you write something that has heavier themes, like those that delve into mental health topics, be sure to label it appropriately. 

4. Selecting Prompts: Just let me know which one you want to do! 2 people per prompt! Tell me which subheading and the number of the prompt so I can mark it down! If it’s a lyric prompt, please give me the song and the number! 

5. You don’t have to be following to participate! 

6. Deadline: January 11, 2021

Yes, I’m giving about 3 months for this. January 11 also happens to be my birthday, so I figured that would be a good date to choose. 

The subheadings are: dialogue prompts, sentence prompts, quotes from popular media, and song lyrics!

Find the prompts under the cut! 

Dialogue Prompts

“Life is made up of maybes and regrets. I don’t want this to be one of them.”

“You can’t do this. It’s my choice to make, and mine alone. If you don’t agree with it, the door is there. Feel free to use it.”

“I used to be afraid of the dark, you know. Until I learned that the real monsters thrive in the light.” 

“So, what you’re saying is if I gave you a nickel, you’d do it.”

“No, I don’t know how the cheese got there, and honestly, I don’t think I want to know.” 

“You’re sounding more like a cult leader every time you open your mouth. Don’t think I’ll be accepting any Flavor Aid from you anytime soon.” 

“How did you...you know what, I’m going to forget I saw a thing, and go read a book. Or bathe in Holy Water. Or both. Both is good.” 

“If you say one more word I swear--” “One more word” “I hate you” 

“You can’t come in here singing my favorite song and expect forgiveness, that’s not how this works!”

“No. You mean nothing to me. You never did. You never will.” 

“But if it did, it would work and you can’t convince me otherwise.” 

“You are simultaneously the smartest and least intelligent person I have ever meant. Truly, an amazing accomplishment.” @bonkywobble​

“Next thing you’re going to say is that ghosts are real...please tell me that’s a joke” 

“All I’m saying is, I could do that blindfolded.” 

“But why was there pizza on the ceiling?” 

“If you write me a four thousand word essay on why you think that’s a good idea, then sure.” 

“I didn’t think you were serious. Do you know how illegal this is?!” 

Sentence Prompts

Feel free to change the pronouns used to suit your needs, even if they aren’t bracketed! You can also change the tense if you need to! 

The January rain fell, feeling like razors against [your/her/their] skin as [you/she/they] stared out over the horizon.

This was it, the moment where life as [you/she/they] knew it ended.

 [His/her/their] gaze fell on [her/you], like a lion circling its prey. 

You never thought that it would come to this, come to being the one to end it all. 

You took a moment to calculate [his/her/their] next move, figuring out the perfect counter. 

Hanging by your ankles from a tree was most definitely not how you planned on spending your Saturday. 

Glancing around the room at the decor, one thing was obvious: it was [his/her/their] doing. 

Hurt was the only thing you felt, the only thing you could cling to in this abyss.

Lies, it had all been lies and they were crumbling around you. 

The screech of tires on the pavement sent a shiver down your spine.

He/She used to love this time of year, the beauty of it all. 

It was like climbing Everest: ambitious, dangerous, and maybe a little insane. 

Forgiveness was not something you were willing to offer so freely, not this time. 

Chaos may as well have been the code name of this mission. @nekoannie-chan​

Silence was your new best friend, one that never seemed to leave you alone.

That smile, that smile was something you could get used to waking up to every day. 

Your face twisted in disgust as you realized what you had fallen into.

You were beginning to wish you had taken [him/her/them] up on that trip to Madrid. 

Quotes from Popular Media:

With these prompts specifically, you can use the full thing, paraphrase, etc, since some of them are quite long, or just write something based off an idea it sparks. 

“There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith. Ain't that a bitch.” -Epsilon, Season 13, Red vs Blue 

“We're so arrogant, aren't we? So afraid of age, we do everything we can to prevent it. We don't realize what a privilege it is to grow old with someone. Someone who doesn't drive you to commit murder or doesn't humiliate you beyond repair.” - Daniel, P.S I Love You 

“After centuries of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the divine right to stare at a man's backside with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to!” - Denise, P.S. I Love You

“Life isn't just death. Don't ignore the living.” - Vada Sultenfuss, My Girl

“Life's full of barbaric customs. But I hope they all end with a kiss like that.” - Vada Sultenfuss, My Girl 

"You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant ... but scary." - Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone 

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends." - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone 

"I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I’m not there." - Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 

“Sweetie, this is one of those times when I know what's right and everybody else is confused.” - Angela Montenegro, Bones, Season 3 

“Oh, God. I'm in the middle of something, aren't I? Oh, look! Dead guy!” - Cam Saroyan, Bones, Season 5

“Don’t make it sound trivial when you know it isn’t. You keep talking about how we just need a little more time, but you’re not the one having to struggle.” -Nora, RWBY, Volume 7

“It's called survival. But I forgot, you two at best are functional morons.” - Crowley, Supernatural, Season 5, Episode 10

“I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.” - Elle Woods, Legally Blonde 

“How were we supposed to know? It's not like we run background checks on all her boyfriends.” - Kathryn Kennish, Switched at Birth

“Don’t try to get on my good side. I no longer have a good one” - Ouiser, Steel Magnolias 

“I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.” - Shelby, Steel Magnolias 

“You have the handwriting of a serial killer” - Clairee, Steel Magnolias 

“I didn’t know if you would hire someone who might be married to someone who may or may not be a criminal” - Annelle, Steel Magnolias 

Lyric Prompts

What Do You Think Of - Lauren Alaina ft. Lukas Graham

What do you think of when you think of me?

When you look back on us what do you see? Is it the good times, is it the bad times, is it somewhere in between? 

I can’t even drive down 8th Avenue because the whole damn town reminds me of you

Hurts to Know - 1551

But you stayed when I made another promise to keep

And you waited and waited for the life you saw in your dreams 

You walk in and begin to try to heal me again, but each night is a fight that’s getting harder to win.

Sick - 1551

Everyone I meet feels like another target

I’m feeling sick, I’m feeling twisted, I wasn’t home before this feeling existed 

I never knew that wrong could feel so right

seven - Taylor Swift

Sweet tea in the summer, cross your heart won’t tell no other, and though I can’t recall your face, I still got love for you

Passed down like folk songs, the love lasts so long

I think your house is haunted, your dad is always mad and that must be why 

We’ll hide in the closet, and just like a folk song, our love will be passed on 

the last great american dynasty - Taylor Swift

How did a middle class divorcee do it? 

The wedding was charming, if a little gauche 

And they said “There goes the last great American dynasty. Who knows if she never showed up what could have been.” 

epiphany - Taylor Swift 

With you I serve, with you I fall down 

Something med school did not cover

And some things you just can’t speak about 

Chapters - Brett Young

Chapter one, I was raised on the Dodgers 

There’s no perfect life, you can’t hold back time

Everybody expecting perfection 

Things change in the blink of an eyelid, guess my body knew way more than I did

The Daughters - Little Big Town

Girl, know your place, be willing and able 

Girl, watch your mouth and watch your weight

Pose like a trophy on a shelf, and dream for everyone but not yourself

I wash the dishes, feed the kids, and clean up all this mess, do my best, forgive myself, and look good in this dress

It Won’t Always Be Like This - Carly Pearce 

I remember how I couldn’t wait to get out of my hometown, now I’m looking for every excuse to go back on the weekend

I remember hearing the door slam, twenty-two, didn't have a clue who I was, who I could trust, and who were my real friends

The heart won’t ache forever, no matter how hard it gets, it won’t always be like this

Next Girl - Carly Pearce 

You overlook a lot when he looks like that

He’ll charm your mama with that smile, hide the red flags for a while 

He’ll make you think it’s love, but I promise you it’s not 

Bar Back - Lauren Alaina 

You can have that coffee shop we went on our first date

I’ll give you back that sweatshirt, that one you know I love

I’m taking back that little hole in the wall, the red door sign saying “come on in y’all”

If I Was a Beer - Lauren Alaina

Honey you’re in luck, ‘cause I’m a fine, fine, wine. I’m a slow sweet pour, I can be a little bitter, but I ain’t a hard hitter, like a 30 from the grocery store

Waiting for Superman - Daughtry

She says “he’s still coming, just a little bit late” 

She’s talking to angels, counting the stars, making a wish on a passing car

If life was a movie, then it wouldn’t end like this 

Before You Go - Lewis Capaldi

When you hurt under the surface, like troubled water running could, well time can heal but this won’t

Before you go, was there something I could have said to make your heart beat better?

Our every moment, I start to replay, but all I can think about is seeing that look on your face  @arrowsandmixtapes​ 

Hard to Forget - Sam Hunt

It's kinda funny how I can't seem to get away from you, it's almost like you don't want me to

You’ve got a cold heart and the cold hard truth

Told me to leave all your things out on the porch on the swing

Oh you’re breaking my heart, baby you’re playing hard to forget 

This is It - Scotty McCreery

You can open your eyes

Can’t you see forever 

On top of the world here together

If there ever was a time for a perfect kiss, this is it 

Wish You’d Miss Me - Chase Wright

I was good for you, you were bad for me 

I was solid ground, you were broken wings 

I gave you love you gave me pain

You gave me hell, I gave you grace 

I knew all along that you were gonna leave 

What a Man Gotta Do - Jonas Brothers

I’m not trying to be your part time lover, sign me up for that full time @unnuevosoltransformalarealidad​

This Feeling - Chainsmokers ft. Kelsea Ballerini 

I lay out all my reasons you say that I need help

They tell me think with my head, not that thing in my chest

They got their hands at my neck this time 

I tell you all my secrets and you tell all your friends 

Hold onto your opinions and stand by what you say 

What Are You Gonna Tell Her - Mickey Guyton 

She thinks life is fair 

But what are you gonna tell her when she’s wrong?

What are you gonna tell her when she figures out that all this time you built her up just so the world could let her down? 

Do you tell her not to fight? 

Can you look her in the face and promise her that things will change? 

[multi-fandom-fanfiction]

Santa’s little helper (Smut)

kA/N: This is for @ne-gans​ Christmas writing challenge 2019 I chose # 7 Aren’t you just Santa’s little helper with John Winchester x daughter!Reader

Summary: On a hunt, the youngest Winchester has to dress as an elf. When she sees her dad is stressed and worked up she does what a little helper is supposed to do.

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Warnings: Incest, Smut, chocking, riding, dirty talk, basically porn without a plot, daddy kink, rough-sex, oral sex (fem and male receiving)

Just let me know if you find any more

Pairing: John Winchester x Daughter!Reader

words: 1197

Y/N Winchester the youngest child and only daughter of John Winchester. She was born to a one-night stand waitress that John had slept with on a hunt. When she was six years old her mother was killed by the yellow-eyed demon and she was sent to live with her father and older half brother’s Dean and Sam. She was raised like her brothers but she held a very dark secret she kept to herself involving her father.

The Winchesters on a hunt investigating the disappearance of three women who were working at the mall’s Santa meeting area as elves. The youngest Winchester was still in her short slightly revealing red and green elf costume hours after she left your undercover job. Sam and Dean Winchester were tailing the mall’s Santa while she and their father stayed in the motel doing research. A loud frustrated groan rang out from the desk. “Are you okay daddy,” She asked worriedly?

“I’m fine princess,” He answers not looking up from the book in front of him before adding, “Just fucking frustrated I have no idea what the fuck this thing could be.”

“Maybe you should take a break,” She suggests climbing out of the shitty motel bed. Her feet pulled you towards the older Winchester. Her hands began to massage his shoulders. “Your so tense,” his only daughter whisper in his ear. As her hands pressed deeply into his tightly wound shoulder muscles.

Her warm breath nips his ear and tingles spread down his back. “Perhaps your right,” He lets out moaning in content as he closed his eyes and leaned back comfortably. “You're taking really good care of your old man,” He hums.

“You deserve it,” She compliments. Her front was pressed against his back and he could feel her breast. “You are not in the Christmas spirit this year,” She teases.

He let out a deep raspy chuckle before agreeing, “I am definitely not as jolly as Santa.”

“Well as Santa's little helper I have just the idea to fix that,” She state spinning the seat and climbing on to his lap.

Her hips rolled against his cloths member. His large hands gripped her waist as he tried to control your movement. He groaned when he felt Y/N’s cloths core rub against his jean-clad member. She leaned forward nipping at his ear and whispering, “Relax daddy let me take care of you.” Her small soft hands pushed his shirt up and over his head. She stood up from the chair dropping to yher knees. Her fingers expertly unbuttoned his jeans before pulling the zipper down. John lifted his hips allowing you to pull his blue jeans and black boxer briefs off his lower body. His rock hard erection sprung free hitting his stomach. She spat on her hands before griping his girthy length as she began to pump his shaft. “Shit princess,” He curses. She opened her mouth wide sucking him in. The Winchester took her palms and began to fondle his balls. His large rough hands gripped her hair tightly. Her tongue ran around the tip while she sucked. Her hands moved from his sack to scratch his thighs causing a hiss to fall from his mouth. His hands gripped her head began to roughly fuck her throat. She gags around his shaft as the tip hits the back of her throat. He felt himself almost to the edge He ripped her off before pulling her up. He lifts her up so she was sitting on his lap. His only daughter position herself on her father’s thigh. Her hips moved against it roughly gripping his shoulders for stability. “come on Santa’s little helper help daddy get in a jolly mood,” He groans. Y/N body lowered onto her father’s throbbing red shaft. A loud groan escaped John Winchester’s throat as his only daughter began to bounce up and down on his cock. 

“Daddy,” She moans nails digging into his shoulders.

Her hips thrust against his as her body bounced up and down. Large hands slapped out at her ass making it jiggle. “You are my naughty little elf,” He growls. His nails slapped against her ass. He stood up carrying her over the cheap motel bed throwing her against it. The youngest Winchester's body bounced up at the impact as the older man pounced on the bed. He was an animal stalking his prey. He slithered up her body. His tongue licked a stripe up her cunt before he began to devour her. Three of his long meaty fingers slipped inside her thrusting them in a come here motion. His thumb began to rub at her clit. He continued to eat her while sucking her clit and fingering her. the younger woman’s body thrashed across the bed. A loud moan escaped her mouth. He felt her tighten around his tongue. Her hands found there way in his hair gripping roughly. 

“I’m close,” She whimpers.

“Come on little elf come for me,” He coaxes.

She explodes gushing around his rock hard member. Not giving her a moment to adjust he lines himself up with her tight wet entrance before thrusting himself inside. The older Winchester’s thrust were fast and hard reaching places in his daughter neither knew were possible. Long red and green striped artificial nails scraped across his back. The cheap bed squeaked under the power of his thrust and hit the wall. They could hear the neighbors screaming at them to stop but they didn’t listen. She felt his hand trail down her body and used his thumb to rub at her clit. His mouth sucked roughly on her tits switching between both breasts. When he pulled away he bit the nipple. His large hand grips her neck tightly. She moaned thrashing around in pleasure. “Such a pretty girl fuck you look so fucking good cumming I can’t wait to fill you come around my cock,” He groans.

“You feel so good god please daddy harder... faster,” She begs feeling herself  teetering an orgasm. He moves her legs so they were prompted upon his shoulders. His girthy long cock reached places inside her that made her scream. He rammed into her furiously. “I’m close, “ She screams. His teeth ground together, his back flexed, and his forehead scrunched with concentration. 

“I’m close two so close,” He groans. His shaft is pulled out completely before he slams in back in hitting her g-spot. Her pussy tightened around him. Her head flew back as her eyes rolled to the back of her head and her back arched off the mattress. Her body locked up as she squirted over him. Her orgasm triggered his causing him to shoot his load inside her tight wet quivering cunt. He collapsed rolling off of her and removed his hand from away from her throat. Her body shook with aftershocks. she cuddled into his side. The cheap thin motel comforter being pulled over there sweaty panting figures. “Aren’t you just Santa's little helper,” He asked teasingly.

A/N: This is a message to @ne-gans thank you for allowing me to join your contest. I had a lot of fun writing this. It isn’t as good as your masterpieces of fics you make. It probably is cringy but I hope you enjoy it a little bit and sorry it took so long.

[madebycoffee]

if nobody has asked for all of them yet i am here to do that with 1 brain cell (also sorry if this is a lot of work i am genuinely curious skdjfbd)

Oh hey let me finally answer this 💀💀I had written half and then i exited out of the window and gave up. ily paige. answering for gianlerette and the simblr lol

1. Do you hide any secrets in your stories that only a few people will find?  G: In the Behind the Scenes posts I do hint at things. Most of the time it’s just vague dialogue that I throw everywhere. I love being vague af. S: And same with the Simblr. Vague dialogue everywhere. but in general I figure no one is paying attention close enough to notice anything huehuehehue

2. Sims writing has a visual component. How do you utilize color/objects and settings in your stories? G: I don’t do that too much as far as color. I mean, there are specific cc creators that I use for specific contestants (sentate cc is Val and Savnannah thru and thru lol) (oh and darte for gian but more so keith) Mostly I just use what looks ~aesthetic~ to me lol. S: I use photo filters in editing more for a visual aspect! Cool toned things for things that either are set at night, or when things get Sad(tm) Usually I always use a magenta one for Whitney. That’s really the most that I do. (For those interested, the Gianlerette also uses a magenta photo filter for all posts and the Behind the Scenes posts don’t have a filter.)

3. Which process do you dedicate more time to, editing visuals or editing your writing? Why?   G: I take a lot more time editing the photos with the writing on them. It takes me so long and it makes me hella understand why on my simblr I put the text in the tumblr post lol.  S: And for the Simblr I spend more time writing as well. Editing visuals are p simple if I’m not putting text on them lul.

4. What scenes do you find hardest to write? G: R O M A N C E. It’s really hard for me to feel like I’m actually writing a believable budding romance. It always takes me the longest, and I always write and re write. It’s a struggle. I often feel like I’m just writing some nonsense from a romcom.... The longer this goes on the longer it’s gonna take me lmao. S: Same as above, but also anything that gets close to technical. Medical stuff, technical stuff. I do my best to research but I still struggle with it. 

5. Are there any scenes in your story that you enjoy re-reading?   G: So far I haven’t gone back and read anything, I’m sure that when this is all over I’ll love to go back and read through all of the beginning surrounding the winning ladee. S: I love going back to the very beginning, and then I also love re-reading from the beginning on any character I’m really vibing with. Currently it’s Whitney. She’s my fave on my leggo, and the other night I scrolled back to the beginning of her tag and reminisced. 

6. Are there any scenes you wish you could go back and re-write? G: So far no! My original plan for the fitness challenge in posts, would have been dodgeball (and Trina def would have taken a dodgeball to the tit lmaoOOOO) But rn everything looks good to me. S: YE, it’s from a long time ago but my Gen 2 heir finally ~getting together~ with her man I wanted to have it set up on the beach in Willow Creek over in the area where the two big lots are. Those lots were where they grew up and such. At the time I didn’t know how to pose couples off lots so I ended up staging the scene at a nightclub. But that’s oki. 

7. Do you have any characters you believe might be misunderstood by your readers?     For both: IDK I don’t think so. 

9. Are you writing with a deadline in mind to complete the story?   G: Oh yiss, there’s an end in sight. Granted It probably won’t be for a year from watching how long it’s taken other people to run these kind of challenges, but still. After the GIanlerette is wrapped, IDK how much I’ll post concerning him after that yknow? We’ll see tho!! S: Hooooo on my first post on my simblr it says “10 generations” I’m currently on 3 after 3 years.... so we’ll see on that one too lmao.

10. If you could choose to be one of your characters for a day, which one would it be? G: Let me be Rochelle pulling all the strings and knowing e v e r y t h i n g about everyone. I mean that’s essentially what I’m doing but I’d like to do it in a nice pantsuit. S: I think I would opt to be one of the kids that are not yet born in my leggo lmao. Give me some truly ignorant bliss lololo. 

11. What are some elements you think are becoming cliché in the genre you’re writing? G: OOF. Going on vacation to Sulani with the final contestants lmao. For the record that’s not where any of the top ladies will be traveling. What with Snowy Escape coming out soon AND the fact that I wrote it into the story that Gian wants to go to Selvadorada. There’s probably others but :shrug: S: Unknowing Pregnant Person Throws Up and Then Realizes What’s Up. Am I about to run that cliché again in my legacy soon??? You’re DAMN RIGHT I AM. I love me a good cliché tbh. 

14. What is something that you think most of your readers might miss? G: I think people probs miss the dynamic trio of Noor, Magnus, & Gian. And sometimes I feel like I’m not writing Gian as good as Cam did lmaoooo. There is something magical about how you wrote my boi. S: So far no one BIG BIG has died yet, so there isn’t much to miss. But also i now no one is as invested as I am lol so it’s not a big deal.

if u got through all of that congratulations 

[that-shamrock-vibe]

TV Review: Crisis on Infinite Earths (Spoilers)

Parts 4 & 5: Arrow & Legends of Tomorrow

Spoiler Warning: I am posting this review the day after the episodes air in the U.S, so if you haven’t yet seen the final two parts of the crossover then don’t read on until you have.

Overview:

Wow! I can’t decide if it’s the fanboy in me but I am really impressed with how Warner Bros/DC and The CW were able to finish telling this ultimate crossover story. I will draw a lot of parallels to Avengers: Endgame in this review because you can’t really not but while obviously Infinity War and its conclusion in the comics was a massive event, Crisis is seismic, it is the event...in many respects it is Event One. So the pressure was on to not only payoff the last 8 years of storytelling in essentially 5 hours, but also honour this iconic comic-book event.

And did they do it? Well after a slightly shaky start with Arrow, in my humble opinion yes and, with Legends of Tomorrow no less, I think left audiences and fans especially with one exciting feast of food for thought...potential. There is so much potential and so many doors opened not just to our now core four shows, but for shows to come and even shows affiliated.

But with the doors now burst open for the future of the DC Multiverse, because after this I can’t just call it the Arrowverse anymore, just exactly where does The CW go from here?

Disclaimer: Because this was a two-part finalé of sorts and I am time-constrained with other responsibilities, I will be saying what I loved, what I hated and what I thought was “meh”, because there is still some “meh”.

The Great:

Earth-Prime:

So of course the first great thing for me was this new reality that all our main heroes find themselves now inhabiting, save for Oliver who I will get to. But yes, after the events of Arrow which saw our seven Paragons, and Spectre Oliver, supposedly defeat the Anti-Monitor and reboot the universe, they create Earth-Prime...as well as a new Multiverse but getting to that.

Earth-Prime now hosts not only the original inhabitants of Earth-1 (The Flash, Legends of Tomorrow, Batwoman etc) but also combines them with Earth-38 (Supergirl) and even Black Lightning’s Earth...which we never had an official designation for which is annoying.

So now, it’s widely speculated which state all of these relatively fictional cities are in, but from what I know you have Star City in Washington, Central City in Missouri, National City in California, Gotham City in New Jersey, Metropolis in New York and Freeland in Georgia. All of which are now in the same reality as they should have been from the start but I digress.

This is possibly a novelty that will soon wear off, particularly when our individual heroes face off against a big-bad and cannot call one of their new allies for help, but for the time being it is really awesome to see that not only has this happened, but it is a direct ramification of the events of the crossover that is permanent...this doesn’t get retconned and isn’t temporary...Earth-Prime is now the main setting of the Arrowverse.

Justice League?:

Right at the end of the episode when our main heroes (Genuinely everyone who is the main character of a current series or future series as well as Martian Manhunter are lined up) to mourn their fallen friend Oliver, it turns out that where they have decided to do this is the same S.T.A.R. Labs Hall that the first major team-up first assembled in.

The reasoning for this is because Barry has decided to make this all-star team-up official for “future missions” (meaning future crossovers) and even has brought in a round table with chairs for every member there as well as an empty seat for Oliver.

This is clearly either a nod or an introduction to the Justice League of the Arrowverse. Obviously here the founding members are The Flash, Supergirl, Martian Manhunter, Superman, White Canary, Batwoman, Black Lightning and, posthumously, Green Arrow.

Although on that note, I feel that Green Arrow slot may soon be filled by Mia Smoak given that she is set to become the new Green Arrow. Although how she gets back from the future remains a mystery even if she does.

Regardless, this is something that has been either preluded to or wanted by fans since the all-star team up first came together during the Invasion crossover. I love the logos on each chair representing each character, I love the characters that are involved. I mean it may seem a bit biased to have three characters from Supergirl involved but not only do I feel this is because Tyler Hoechlin’s Superman is getting his own series but also you can’t have a Justice League-style founding team without Martian Manhunter.

Also, it’s unclear as to exactly how large this team is. Yes these 7/8 are the founding members but do the rest of Teams Arrow, Flash, Superfriends and the Legends act as subsidiaries akin to Justice League Unlimited? Only time will tell.

I mean we know that both Black Canaries are heading over to Green Arrow and the Canaries with Mia but I would love to see Elongated Man, Mister Terrific, Vixen, Brainiac 5 and Ragman being part of this team going forward.

Going Meta:

Tying into this Justice League scene, I did love how Meta the last episode got, not so much Part 4 but definitely Part 5. I will admit the constant Meta-References on Legends of Tomorrow is one of the reasons why I’m so annoyed with the show recently but because I guess Legends hasn’t been on until now in this current run I guess I missed it.

Also on a side-note the very term of “Meta” is bemusing to me in regards to this series of shows because of course there’s meta-referencing but also here metahumans that are also called “metas”.

But anyway, there’s been a running gag throughout the crossover about how the Legends don’t want to be a part of the crossover, yet Ray seems to be excited that there was a crossover. Sara seems to want the crossover to finish as soon as possible despite she, and Barry, being the de-facto leaders of the all-star team before Barry formally forms the Justice League team.

I also enjoyed the interaction between Kate and Jefferson, who essentially are the two relative newbies to the Arrowverse with Batwoman joining last year and Black Lightning officially joining this year.

When Jefferson clicks that this whole saving the world situation will be a recurring thing, Kate tries to reassure him by saying she was “the new kid” last year.

It is interesting because, aside from Supergirl, the newcomers in the year of the crossover usually sit it out or are barely in it. Nate and Amaya during Invasion! for example were only in it during their episode.

Here we of course only have Black Lightning representing because as I understand it there is something going on his his show with his team which is why they’re not active here but still.

Also on the subject of Meta references, Rene’s corrolation of Mick’s surname being Rory as a similarity to a Rory that was once on Team Arrow, being Ragman, just makes me miss Ragman on the show. I know Joe Dinicol is returning for the Arrow finalé so I am thrilled for that.

Heat, Frost & Lightning:

This does sound like I’m only loving this last episode rather than the two episodes but I’m getting to that.

Anyway Prime-Earth Heat Wave reunites with Killer Frost after two years and I am thrilled. I love these two together, I think Mick and Frost really bounce off each other well and Dominic Purcell and Danielle Panabaker do have good comedic and antihero chemistry together.

But also, they have added and somewhat unwanted assistance this time as Black Lightning shows up. I knew Cress Williams would be back in the crossover after his minor appearance in Part 3, it was also a sign that all The CW shows now inhabit this one Earth and to have three elemental heroes working together (it pains me that both Heat Wave and Killer Frost have become heroes) was very cool. I hope there’s more of this trio down the line.

Lex Luthor - Paragon of Deception:

I am not Jon Cryer’s biggest fan but I really enjoy him as Lex Luthor. While I thought his mission to kill all the Supermen was fun, him becoming the Paragon of Truth replacing Kingdom Come Superman at the last minute, as I said in my last review, was a stroke of genius that I did not see coming.

I do love the fact that, rather than becoming a good guy through becoming a Paragon, he is still Lex Luthor and still self-serving while also trying to help restart the universe.

The fact he gave himself powers with the Book of Destiny which allowed him to fend off Supergirl, I would say “and Ryan” but really Ryan Choi didn’t really do much until Part 5.

Lex also had possibly my favourite line of the two episodes which was “In the contest of Mind over Muscle, Mind wins every time”. It’s a very Eobard Thawne type of line but I can imagine any version of Lex I’ve seen saying it which makes it so classic.

Also, if they are in fact doing a Justice League-style team, they need some sort of Injustice League with Lex and Eobard. I mean they’ve had the Legion of Doom but that didn’t work out so maybe this would?

Also, I’m sorry, the fact he was the one to figure out how to save the universe and yet ends up not only back being alive but as National City’s good guy as well as the owner of the D.E.O, I am most excited to see what happens in Supergirl next because of this development.

Parallel Earths for Non-Arrowverse Properties:

So in this new Multiverse, Earth-Prime is the Arrowverse Earth. The reality where Arrow, The Flash, Supergirl, Legends of Tomorrow, Batwoman and Black Lightning all take place.

The other Earths this time around seem to be Earths for other shows that aren’t Arrowverse inclusive. Earth-2 seems to belong to the upcoming Stargirl series, Earth-9 is still Titans, Earth-96 is still Kingdom Come Superman’s Earth which combines the Christopher Reeves Superman with Routh’s Superman Returns, Earth-21 is Doom Patrol which many fans believe is the same universe as Titans but despite both being DC Universe shows, they’re separate universes.

Earth-19 is where it gets interesting as what we see is the planet Oh, meaning this is a universe the Green Lantern Corps exist on and is most likely an allusion to the upcoming Green Lantern series in development on HBOMax produced by Greg Berlanti. However, originally Earth-19 was the home of the Collectors such as Gypsy and the Accelerated Man, so whether or not they cohabit I do not know

I liked this set up because Earths 2, 9, 19 and 21 are all the main settings for either current or upcoming shows. This echos the comics beautifully as now the Arrowverse is one Earth, and the affiliates are different Earths.

Also the fact that Kingdom Come Superman was shown in this line-up is probably an assurance to fans that he either could or will return at a later date. The Superman and Lois series is definitely based on Tyler Hoechlin and Elizabeth Tulloch’s versions of the characters but Brandon Routh is stepping down from Legends this season so while he may be pulling back on The Atom he could appear as a guest or recurring guest on that show maybe?

It is also fair to assume, because of these Earth designations being the same as they were Pre-Crisis (love being able to say that), that Earth-666 is still the Earth that Lucifer is based on, Earth-89 is still the Burtonverse Batman reality, Earth-66 is still the 60s Batman reality and Earth-167 is still Smallville’s reality. Just because we don’t see them doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

Also it’s unclear about how Earths established on The Flash such as Earth-3, Earth-90 and Earth-X fit in to all of this. Because Pre-Crisis Earth-2 isn’t confirmed to be part of Earth-Prime so Earth-2 Laurel could easily cohabit the same universe as Stargirl, it can be assumed that the 90s Flash is still a separate reality and Jay Garrick still exists on his own Earth.

Wonder Twins:

While not featured directly in this crossover, the very end of the final episode features the sound of a monkey the floor above the main S.T.A.R. Labs Hall, and while the team go to investigate, the camera reveals a cage with a busted open door and the name “Gleek” on the side of it.

Gleek, as far as I am aware, is the pet monkey of Zan and Jayna better known as the Wonder Twins. Also apparently as this commotion was going on the theme music from the Wonder Twins animated series was playing over it.

I only know of Zan and Jayna primarily from Smallville in their one appearance but I do also know of them as a duo that they are.

From what I know, the Wonder Twins are alien members of the Super Friends and Justice League, so for them to be alluded to just as the Arrowverse’s Justice League are forming is quite poetic.

Whether or not they are being saved for the next crossover or if they will be featured in upcoming episodes of Supergirl, The Flash or Legends of Tomorrow remains to be seen, but I do imagine the fact that characters from these main shows, and Black Lightning and Batwoman, will not be mentioned in the next episode of each series.

The Bad:

Spectre:

Alright so I mentioned me being a fanboy at the start of the review, however I am not as familiar with the comics as I am with the movies and shows. Because of this, I still to this day have no idea who Spectre actually is and what his role in the larger DC Universe is.

For instance, when Emmett J. Scanlan was introduced in Constantine as Jim Corrigan, I understood in the comics he was supposed to become Spectre and the fact those premonitions preluded to that was interesting...but then he became Lobo on Krypton and I really wanted to see Lobo here but didn’t.

Now with have this other Jim Corrigan from some random other Earth, because Constantine made it clear that this wasn’t the Corrigan he knows, but this one has become the Spectre of the Multiverse because there can only be one Spectre at a time.

Simultaneously, Oliver dies, is brought back by the Lazarus Pit, but his soul becomes the new Spectre after Corrigan passes on that burden so now Oliver is Spectre. Which is where we find him here...sparingly.

Honestly, in the episode dedicated to him, Arrow, it is criminal how little he is actually used particularly as it’s his second death episode of the crossover.

But in regards to who the Spectre is and what he does, people can tell me to read the comics or watch other shows with Spectre in, but if this current show that I am watching doesn’t explain what this Spectre is or does, that’s bad and, in my opinion, a waste of time.

From what I gather Spectre is a lot like Pariah, he is there to bear witness to events. However, like Pariah, Spectre’s power set is never really explained, he’s just there.

He can travel interdimensionally, okay how? He had the power to ignite the flame for the new universe...okay how? The Spectre can be passed on from person to person...okay how? None of this is ever truly explained and then he dies...so does Spectre die? Will there never be another Spectre?

Speed Force Scavenger Hunt:

So I am sure this was supposed to be poignant for the fact it was the Arrow episode and all but one of the Speed Force scenes are essentially flashbacks to previous scenes from Arrow. However, the way they were filmed was completely distracting.

How do you use previous scenes while incorporating new footage? Cheat and film a new scene and clumsily stitch the two together with “clever” angles. You literally had the one scene that the Paragons were witnessing, then their own scene which were never shown together. You always have the characters talking at the camera as if they’re talking to each other, it’s disconcerting and really uncomfortable to watch.

The aim of this mission was for all the Paragons to come back together after they were scattered through the Speed Force...why? Because.

Also the scene from Invasion! with Oliver and Kara, Kara is clearly present day Kara but surely in the memory of the scene she should be wearing the suit she wore back then and had the hairstyle she had back then?

Speaking of Invasion! because it was mentioned in this scene, the Arrow episode from Invasion! celebrating 100 episodes and being another Batman rip off, was a lot better and tugging the nostalgic heartstrings than this.

The only two new scenes we get both involve Barry, the first is an odd inclusion and involves Arrowverse Barry Allen coming face to face with the DCEU’s Barry Allen, Ezra Miller.

This was the most unexpected and bizarre cameo in the entire crossover. This also calls into question how DCEU Flash is still alive considering the entirety of reality has been wiped out. They could have explained that the Vanishing Point and Speed Force were the only two places Antimatter cannot reach, but they didn’t.

It was still fun to at least see Ezra Miller’s Flash, not just because Ezra Miller agreed to appear on the TV series, but also because after Justice League I feel he needed a second chance before his movie comes.

The second new scene was after Sara is murdered and brought to the Arrowcave, John is there telling Laurel to take Sara’s place and become the new Canary...despite not being too happy that she becomes the new Canary in episodes that follow this scene but I digress.

Barry shows up, and because John and Laurel don’t know of The Flash at this time they don’t know who he is, but he electroshocks Sara back to life and she is revealed to be the modern-day Sara.

This is what I don’t understand, Marc Guggenheim made it quite clear that Earth-1 Laurel would have be a major plot point in this crossover, but all she did was extend her original emotional scene into what is, in my opinion, a plot-hole. 

Giant Beebo:

Can someone please explain this freakin’ toy obsession. I know it’s not real, yet for some reason it is all Legends of Tomorrow usually resort to for a cheap laugh or a cooky villain.

Here, Giant Beebo is back, but it’s not actually Giant Beebo it’s an illusion. However, the very fact this gave the freedom for the show to reference the time the Legends transformed into a giant Megazord-like Beebo to defeat Mallus, there’s so much epic stuff happening in this episode so why go back to what makes Legends of Tomorrow so bad.

The most part of this final episode was where I want Legends to be at, not resorting to cheap gags.

The Meh:

Weather Witch:

Alright so before getting into the biggest “meh” point of this conclusion for me I do need to touch on the fact that the minor threat that started the ball rolling on discovering Earth-Prime was all-inclusive in the final episode was by Weather Witch...why?

Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with Weather Witch...but what was the point in Weather Witch being there? You could have had quite literally any other villain still living from Arrow, Flash, Supergirl or Legends...have the New Rogues as a team being the conflict. It just makes no sense.

Rules of Earth-Prime:

Alright so with this new Multiverse now comes potentially new rules. For example, John and Lyla (who by the way never got a comeuppance unlike Nash) now not only have JJ but also Sara is back, as if she never left as she seems to be the same age as JJ...so does this mean they’re now twins?

It’s also stated that Connor is gone, and because we never see Mia or William it’s implied they’ve gone back to the future ready for the next Arrow episode which is also the Green Arrow and the Canaries backdoor pilot.

However, with Sara being back, what does that mean for the rest of reality? Clearly Flashpoint never happens in this reality so with Sara and JJ in the same universe are others back from non-existence? Is Cisco’s brother Dante alive? Reverse-Flash clearly can’t die but where was he during all this?

What about others who were previously dead? Captain Cold, Earth-1 Laurel? I know some of these things will probably be explored over time or at the convenience of the writers but some revelations in this episode other than Sara Diggle would have been nice to see.

Also, for some strange reason, Superman and Lois of Supergirl now have two sons rather than just the one...why? 

Overall I rate the entire crossover a strong 9/10. Part 4 did let the crossover down a bit but Parts 1-3 and especially Part 5 were just so good that I cannot mark it down too far.

This was the crossover every DC fan was going to be watching and critiquing not just because of the comic-book story it is based on but the fact it is the most ambitious TV crossover to ever exist crossing over not just the five main shows, but other shows past and present and even movies.

I loved the nostalgia that played into seeing Smallville, 1989 Batman, 1960s Batman, Kevin Conroy, all of the cameos and additions were just so well done.

So that’s my review of the conclusion to Crisis on Infinite Earths, what did you guys think? Post your comments down below and check out more DC TV Reviews as well as other TV Reviews and posts.

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1. In an interview with your band, the interviewer asks when you first got into music. Bonham answers, “I dunno about music, but I’ve always been very auditory. I remember when I was three I could tell which of my parents would be coming in the door by the different sounds of their keys.” What does the interviewer say, and how do you, Sean, Erik, and Linus respond?

I already knew this so I’m not surprised. 

Sean: Whoa neat! 

Linus: Is that why you and BabyCarrot can pick out instruments so well?

Erik: That’s why you can differentiate who comes to your and BabyCarrot’s door?

Interviewer: That’s interesting. Could you tell me more about that?

2. You get a call one day from CBS. The producer tells you that they’re doing a new season of celebrity big brother, but this one is exclusive to musicians. the contestants will be (if they accept) Crue, Kevin, Rudy, Carlos, Frankie, Tom, DLR, Jon Bon Jovi, Axl, Duff, Bonham, Sean, and you. Do you accept the invite? How does the show go? Who is the first one out? Who is the last one standing?

I don’t get the show but I join anyway. It’s fun although David is out first (he wouldn’t last let's be serious here) Everyone thinks that it’ll be a stalemate between Kevin and Tom but Vince surprises everyone and swoops in and is the last one standing. 

3. Your band, QR, and Cinderella are all participating in a photo shoot together. You’re all given a uniform of a baseball cap, a sports t-shirt, gym shorts, knee socks, and running shoes. You’re all placed in an open, sunny field next to a large bucket of water balloons. The photographer tells you, “This bucket is full of water balloons; 75% are regular water, the other 25% are full of kool-aid. Have at it, and we’ll take photos.” How does the shoot go? Who gets hit with the first kool-aid balloon? What do you all have to say when the shoot is over?

Kevin: You don’t have to ask me twice. 

He takes a water balloon and chucks it at Tom, of course, it’s a kool-aid balloon and it hits him right in the face. 

Tom: Oh, you’re dead. 

We all have fun and at the end, I go up to Tom and wrap my arms around him before kissing him. 

Me: You taste sweet. 

Tom: I’m only sweet for you. 

Carlos: Yeah! Get some! 

Rudy: Carlos stop. 

Frankie isn’t paying attention. 

Eric: Whoo! You’re getting some tonight, Tommy! 

Jeff: Don’t let us stop you! 

Fred just shakes his head 

Bons: Get a room! You’re burning the young one's eyes. 

Before she covers Sean’s eyes.

Erik and Linus: Yeah! 

Sean: I am not a child!

4. You and Bonham and Randy and Kevin are at McDonald’s one day when Randy asks if you’ve heard of the latest internet challenge. “What is it?” Kevin asks. “You get 20 chicken McNuggets and you have to eat them all in 20 minutes.” “What? I can do that in my sleep.” Bonham says. “Oh yeah? Put up or shut up.” Kevin says. Bonham takes the challenge, and she succeeds. Do any of the rest of you take it? What do you all say when she finishes?

I don’t but Randy and Kevin do. 

Kevin: That was easier than I thought it’d be. 

Me: It’s not hard my sister used to eat twenty in like five minutes.

Randy: How?! 

5. There’s a new QR interview video coming out today, and you are going to watch it with Tom after you get home from work. You ask Bonham if she wants to watch it with you and she just says, “No. I’d rather not relive it.” You’re confused, but you don’t bug her. When you get home you see Kevin’s car in your driveway, and he comes out to meet you. “Can you please let me in to talk to Bonham? She won’t let me in.” You say, “Just go inside, Tom would let you in.” “No he wouldn’t, he said to me and I quote, ‘Bonham’s pretty pissed so for your own sake I think you should just go home. Sorry man.’ I just want in!” You let him in the house, and he immediately tries Bonham’s door which is locked. “Come on, let me in! I just want to talk to you!” “No! I told you that in confidence and you ratted me out to the whole world! Go home!”  He goes downstairs and you finally ask him, “Why is she so mad at you?” He just kinda sighs and says, “Just watch the interview, it’ll save us all some time.” What did he say to ‘rat her out to the whole world?’ What do you and Tom say after you’ve seen the interview? Do you tell Kevin to go home or try to help him?

He talks about really intimate parts of their relationship, some of which she only shared with me and Tom didn’t even know. 

Me: Kevin, I thought you learned not to share intimate details about your sex life after you dated me. I’m not helping you, Kevin, you should have learned your lesson before. Go home and let her cool off. 

Tom: Yeah dude, that’s shitty. I don’t even share Am and my sex life with other people. Let her cool off and try coming ‘round in a couple days maybe. 

6. You and Tom and Kevin and Bonham are all in the car for a road trip. You’ve all cycled through driving shifts, so it’s ended up that you and Kevin are in the back, Tom is driving, and Bonham’s in shotgun. You and Bonham are sleeping, Kevin’s kinda zoned out, and Tom’s driving. At one point he stops at a fast food place to get some food. You’ve woken up, and Kevin’s zoning back in, but Bonham’s still sleeping. Tom gives her half a shake and tells her to wake up. She doesn’t. Kevin leans forward between the seats and says, “Unbuckle the belt. BabyCarrot go open her door.” You do, and he pushes her out. She hits the pavement pretty hard, groans, but doesn’t wake up. What do you say? How do Kevin and Tom react?

Me: Kevin! My god! 

I check to make sure she’s ok and then I pull her up and start talking to her. I then scream, “Danny is here!” Which jolts her awake. 

Bons: Where?!

Kevin: Oh, so you wake up for that. 

Tom is laughing because he thinks it’s hilarious. 

7. You are getting on the bus with the rest of your band, and Bonham and Sean are talking. You don’t hear the whole conversation, but you hear Bonham tell him, “I alternate between moods of “I’m more than just a pair of tits” and “Which shirt will make my boobs look best?” Sean responds with “Yeah man I totally agree.” How do you respond?

Sean, you don’t have boobs so don’t talk. I used to never go through that because no matter what I wore I looked like a stripper. Now I kind of don’t give a fuck.

8. Bonham was joining the staff of her old high school marching band for a day, and it’s band camp. You and Kevin and Tom decide to visit her. You arrive as they’re on the field, and she’s just finished doing the stretching and running warm ups with them. You guys walk up as she’s getting some water, and it’s really hot, so she chugs it. Some starts running down her face but she doesn’t seem to care, and when she’s done she takes a big gasp of air. “Jeez, thirsty much?” Tom says. Kevin gets a shit-eating grin on his face and says, “Oh, she’s always thirsty…” How do you and Tom respond? Do any of the kids in the band hear? What does Bonham say?

Me: *gag* Kevin! Knock it off, I don’t need to know if she’s not a quitter.

Tom: Seriously Kevin? There are teenagers present. 

Bons goes bright red and goes under her breath, “Kevin!” 

Some of the students have heard and a lot of the guys are snickering and pointing at us. 

9. Kevin and Randy are over one day with you and Bonham. Randy is outside on the phone, you’re digging in the fridge for a drink, and Bonham and Kevin are talking about childhood on the couch. Kevin asks if Bonham was getting paid for gigs at 12, and she tells him no. “WHat? If you weren’t then what were you doing?” “I was playing Minecraft, learning how to jerk off and catfishing pedophiles, like a normal 12 year old.” Randy walks in just as she says this, and you hear it from the kitchen. How do you, Kevin, and Randy respond?

Kevin: Cool man, we share something in common. Well, except for the catfishing part. 

Randy: What did I just walk in to? 

Me: At least you weren’t policing your drunk ass family at weddings. 

10. You’re helping Bonham and Kevin move some furniture around in their house, and Kevin soon comes out of the bedroom asking, “Why is there a twin sized blanket that’s thinner than my patience on our king sized bed?” Bonham doesn’t look up and says, “Because my grandma gave it to me and I’ll die before I get rid of it.” How does Kevin respond? What do you say?

“You have those too? I can never bear to get rid of any of the blankets my great grandmother crocheted for me. You can always save it for when you guys have a little one.”

This causes Kevin to choke on his water and Bons to grow red. 

11. You and Bonham are going to do Guest Grumps for the first time since you got with Tom. You’ve both barely walked in and greeted Arin and Danny when Kevin suddenly comes bursting in, “Hey babe you forgot your coat in my car and it’s supposed to rain later.” Danny says, “But that’s Bonham’s jacket,” just as Kevin hands it to her and she says, “Oh thanks, that’s so thoughtful.” She gives him a kiss before saying, “You should get to work before Frankie yells at you.” He gives her another kiss before saying, “Yeah I know.” He gives Arin and Danny a quick wave and says, “It was good to see you guys again.” before walking out. Arin and Danny are standing in stunned silence, both with this type of look on their faces :O. They look at each other, then at you, then they explode into a million questions. What are they asking whom? How does Bonham answer? How do you answer? What do they say?

They both go: “Wait, what? When did that change? Is he fucking both of you now? Are you in a poly relationship? Who are you with now BabyCarrot?”

Danny: I’m so confused.

Me: No, we’re not in a poly relationship. Kevin and I broke up about five months ago. I’ve been dating Tom Keifer ever since. 

Bons: Yeah, and Kevin and I have been dating for about a month of two. 

Danny: Do we get to meet this Tom?

Arin: Yeah, is he going to pop the question?  

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1) You, your singer, Kevin, and Tom are on a road trip and you break down in the middle of the desert. You’re sitting waiting for triple-A and Kevin starts to complain and it turns into him and Tom arguing. Finally, your singer just screams, “I hope the serial killer comes out of the desert and takes me out of this misery because I can’t stand to listen to the two of you fight anymore.” How do you, Tom, and Kevin respond?

2) Your singer has broken up with Tom and she’s been locked in her room ever since besides to leave for work and to eat. Tom has been calling her but she won’t answer. Finally, he comes to the door and gives you a tape, “Please play this for her.”  The tape says ‘Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s gone)’. You play it for her and you can hear the anguish in his voice you both can clearly tell it was written for her. How do the two of you respond and what does she do when Tom comes to the door again? 

3) Mal is only a couple of weeks old and you are over helping Kevin and your singer take care of him one day. You pass the nursery and see Kevin standing in the doorway. You come up next to him and find your singer holding baby Mal and quietly singing to him Sweet Child O Mine. Kevin has this dopey smile on his face. What does he say to you and how do you respond, what does your singer say once she notices the two of you?

4) You’re sitting with your singer, Tom and your singer’s friend Ash at the recording studio. Ash and Tom are listening to you and your singer record some lyrics for your new album when Ash says, “That song is about sex.” Your singer says into the microphone, “If you try hard enough all songs are about sex.” How do you, Tom, and Ash respond?

5) You are at a party with these cute guys named Kevin and Randy. You, Kevin, and Randy are talking and your singer is over playing Pong. She’s getting aggravated at losing and Kevin is watching her. All of a sudden he says, “You don’t marry the prettiest girl at the party. You marry the one whose yelling at the beer pong table because she’s losing. That girl is going to raise winners and you want your kids to be winners.” How do you and Randy respond?

6) You're over at your singer and Tom’s house and your singer is sleeping on the couch with her head in your lap. You’re watching tv when all of a sudden you hear your singer scream, “TOM!!!!” And then fall off the couch. She apparently screamed his name in her sleep and woke herself up falling off the couch. Tom comes running into the room with a baseball bat and is going, “What? What?” How do you and your singer respond and what does he say?

7) You and your singer are on a Power Hour with Danny and Arin and you somehow get on the subject of strip clubs. Your singer goes, “Oh yeah, I’ve been to strip clubs.” Arin goes, “Wait, YOU’VE gone to a strip club?!” and Danny goes, “When did you go to strip clubs?” You singer sits back and goes, “Back in college, I used to go with my roommate. Although she only likes the ones where the girls get to be topless.” She flashes you guys and the camera a smirk. How do you, Danny, and Arin respond?

8) Your singer has this jacket that she wears onstage. She’s had it since she was a teenager and it’s covered in band patches that she’s purchased over the years. Kevin thinks he’s being helpful to her and he tries to wash it. When he does this, the washer and dryer completely eat it. You’re with him when he pulls it out and he goes, “Oh my god she’s going to kill me.” How do you respond and what does your singer say once she sees her “lucky jacket”? 

9) You and your singer are rudely awoken one morning by your college dorm’s fire alarm. You both put on shoes and trudge outside. Your singer is standing next to your neighbor Nikki and a few yards away is Tommy. He was in the shower when the alarm went off so he’s only in a towel. Your singer is checking him out while waiting to be let back in and Nikki goes, “Don’t you have a boyfriend?” Your singer says back, “Doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy a fine ass man.” How do you and Nikki respond and what does Tommy say (if he heard her)?

10) Kevin comes barging into your and Rudy’s house after Tom and your singer announced their engagement (in the same magazine as QR’s interview no less) and is ranting and raving about how he can’t believe this and that. Tom looks like he’s about to punch Kevin. Your singer stands up, squares her shoulders and goes, “Kevin, I love you but you’re full of yourself and an asshole at times. Why do you think I’m engaged to Tom? He’s nothing like you. He didn’t put me through hell and beat me when he was high and drunk.” Your singer grabs her bag and hugs you, “I’ll see you for lunch tomorrow. See ya, Rudy.” How does Kevin respond and what do Tom, you and Rudy say?

11) Cassie loves Frozen and while at Disney she sees that they have a musical. She runs up to your singer and Tom and goes, “Can we go watch it? Please?” Tom goes, “It’s in air conditioning, sure.” Kevin rolls his eyes and says, “Am I seriously going to watch a musical right now?”  Cassie stands in front of him and gives him big puppy dog eyes, “Please Uncle Kevin?” You see Kevin visibly soften (he can never say no to his goddaughter). How does Kevin respond and what do you, your singer and Tom say? 

12) While at Disney all Kevin wants is a turkey leg, one time you’re walking and he goes, “I only came to get a turkey leg. Where are the turkey legs?” He looks around before pointing out a guy across the walkway, “That guy has a turkey leg.” He starts to go after him, “Sir, where did you get the turkey leg, Sir?” How do you, your singer, Tom, Cassie, and Sam respond?

13) You are hanging out with your singer and her friends. They’re all getting ready to go to a party while you and your singer are going to the studio to work on more tracks for your next album. They ask your singer to stand on the couch to get a picture. She looks behind her at the window and goes jokingly, “Can I fall out the window, please?” Before tipping herself back a bit. How do her four friends respond and what do you do? 

14) Your singer and Tom have had their third kid and you go to see them, bringing Cassie and Sam in tow. Your singer smiles at you and goes, “Meet Christie Lee Keifer.” Kevin goes, “Wait, did you seriously name your daughter after a Billy Joel song?” Tom answers, “Yes, do you have a problem with that?” How does Kevin respond and what do you say when your singer hands you the baby, what do Cassie and Sam do?

@osbournebemydaddy   your turn Bons :)

[gh0stiegirlie]

The Bike (pt 2) -- Richie Tozier x Reader

Word Count: 5,345

Warning(s)?: Swearing, slight gore & more spooky shit, & rlly just... Richie

A/n: lmao I fucking stayed up till 7 am doing absolutely nothing and just woke up (its 1 pm) and immediately went to post this. I’m actually fucking trash, rip.

Part 1

A few weeks later, both Riches and Y/n's poison ivy had been cured; thanks mainly to Y/n’s new best friend, Eddie. Not only was Richie's face and hands cured, he also had a new bike! Not only that; the bike really did impress Y/n. When he had shown her the bike she broke into a beautiful grin that made Richie even prouder. His confidence and ego became inflated by all the attention Y/n was giving him, and he invited her to ride on it. She had agreed, and hopped onto Richie's bike. She wrapped her arms around him and pressed herself against his back. He nearly suffered another boner, but got lucky since they arrived to their stop quicker due to Riches vigerous paddling.

Once again Richie caught himself close to having a boner as Y/n rode with him, yet was able to narrowly avoid it by arriving at their hangout. The rest of the Losers Club were already there, standing at the edge of the cliff near the quarry. Richie parked his bike near the others, allowing Y/n to get off first before he leaned it against a tree. He pulled off his shirt and pants to reveal his white boxers, which made Y/n laugh.

"You're really rockin' the grandpa trousers, Rich," she teased, taking off her shirt and shorts as well. Richie went wide eyed and pushed his glasses upwards so he could get a better look at her, but by then she was running off towards the others. They had already lined up for a loogie contest, (Which Y/n always won, by the way.) and her streak continued as she beat the boys-- and Bev --once more, not holding back her gloating. "I've won three weeks in a row!! Not that I'm counting or anything." she shrugged with a smile of pride, "Which means I'm picking who's jumping first today!" 

All the boys gulped, backing away from the edge. Even though they all met up here two to three times a week and all ended up jumping off the cliff each of those times, they were all still hesitant to jump first. But to be honest, so was Y/n. But she never had to show her fear, since she always won the loogie contests and never had to jump first. Which is why she practiced every night to make sure her loogie was up to par when it came spitting length. 

"Hmm... Lets see..." Y/n murmured as she walked around the backs of the Losers, trying to decided which she should push in today. For the past three weeks, she choose Richie to jump first every single time, each time somehow surprising him with a push. It doesn't matter if it was pretending to push someone else and switching to him last second, or if she choose someone else but made Richie follow quickly in suit. Y/n always made sure he was one of the first, and it was adorable the way he would react. He would act annoyed and offended, maybe even swearing her out or just swearing in general as he fell, arms flailing. But they both knew he wasn't really annoyed, because Richie loved feeling Y/n's hands on him and loved when the tables turn and she teased him, and Y/n loved putting her hands on Richie and for once being the teaser, not the teased. So, it was a win-win either way. But today, she wanted to change it up. Surprise Richie in a different way. "Tell us if the water is cold down there or not Billy!" Y/n yelled, pushing Bill off the cliff. The rest of the Losers club jumped after the abundance of stuttering swear words, but Y/n made sure Richie stayed back. "For a change, how about you jump last?" she offered with a sweet, innocent smile that made Richie melt on the inside. 

"Sure, why not. I can take a break from being the brave one," he chided. 

"Yeah, because being forced to jump by a girl is extremely brave Richie." Y/n replied with a grin. She swiftly kissed the boy's cheek, before turning around to jump in. "See you at the bottom!" she called as she jumped off the cliff. 

"What the fuck was that..." Richie asked himself as he gently touched the cheek Y/n had kissed, for once feeling motivated to jump off the cliff. He jumped, excited to see Y/n at the bottom. "Y/n! Where are you, you piece of shit?" Richie yelled once he hit the water, looking around for the girl in his group of friends. Suddenly he was dunked under water, Y/n finding him before he had the chance to find her. He emerged gasping for air and laughing, looking over at Y/n. "Oh, fuck you," 

"In your dreams." Y/n replied with a laugh, splashing Richie. He laughed more and splashed her back as they began to fight and tackle each other. 

"Guh-guh-guys if you want to kah-kah-keep flirting, go get a ruh-ruh-room." Bill teased the two, making them separate as they both blushed. 

“Or just go somewhere else,” Eddie added.

"Buh-but the rest of wah-want to sta-sta-stay here wih-without buh-buh-being disgusted." Bill finished with a playful smirk.

"I didn't know 'the rest of us' meant just you and Beverly, Bill." Richie pointed out, since Bill and Bev were just as far away from the rest of the Losers Club as Richie and Y/n were. 

"And since when have you two been an 'us'?" Y/n added on, leaving both Bev and Bill as red faced as they has previously been while the swam off the join the others. 

They ended up playing chicken (Y/n once again winning almost every round, but Stan did ruin her streak by beating her in the end), Marco Polo (Bill was surprisingly good at that one), and just splashing and tackling each other. In the end, all of the members ended up sitting down on the rocks near the creek. Except Bev and Y/n were the only sanitary ones, bringing towels to dry themselves off with and lay on as they tried to tan. Well as Bev tried to tan, because Y/n was alright just lying down and reading, but the boys obviously weren't. They all stared at the girls with lust and curiosity as they laid down on the towels in their undergarments, the girls oblivious to what the boys were doing. Once they stopped their activites and decided to glance over at the boys, all of them quickly looked away and shifted uncomfortably to hide what they had been doing. 

"Why the hell are you reading? Hello, school's out. This is summer." Richie was the one to break the silence, obviously by teasing Y/n. She sighed. 

"Have you ever even tried picking up a book outside of school?" she questioned him, not even looking up from her page. Richie shook his head. 

"No," he replied. 

"Well that explains a lot." Y/n murmured with a smile. "No wonder your vocabulary is made mostly out of the words 'fuck' and 'shit'."

"Fuck you, not is isn't! That shit isn't true!" Richie defended himself, only explaining Y/n's point even further.

"No, she's got a point." Stan pointed out, the rest of the Losers Club quickly agreeing. Even Bill was able to stutter out a soft agreement. 

"Whatever, you guys are bullshit." laughed Richie, the rest of the group laughing with him. Y/n rested her head on Richie's knee, looking up at him to make sure he was okay with it. He gave her a nervous smile in return, pushing his glasses upward. The rest of the Losers Club smirked at Richie, who tried to avoid eye contact with them for the rest of the time they were sitting on the rocks. 

After reading for a while longer while resting on Richie, Y/n and the rest of the Losers Club put their clothes back on and got on their bikes, Y/n joining Richie on his like normal. 

"Hey, there's this new movie the Losers and I are seeing. It's called I was a Teenage Werewolf or whatever. You wanna come see it with us?" Richie asked Y/n, glancing back at her. 

"Sounds awesome! But can we stop at my house first? I really want to dry off and change." Y/n informed Richie, who shrugged. 

"Sure. Just don't take forever, because I heard girls take forever when they get ready to go places. Bill told me." Richie paused. "I don't know if I can fully trust him on that, but I really hope I don't." 

"Too bad, he's right. I'll try not to take my time." Y/n paused as well. "Fuck me," she began, but as cut off by Richie.

"Sure!"

"No! I mean fuck me, we sound like an old married couple." Y/n finished, glaring over at Richie. "Keep your virgin crotch away from me." she teased. 

"Hey! I'm not a virgin!" Richie exclaimed, glancing back at Y/n again. "You're a virgin, right?"

"Richie!" shrieked Y/n, "You can't just ask a girl if she's a virgin or not!" 

"What, why?!" he asked, curious as to why that wasn't considered appropriate. "I ask the guys shit like that all the time."

"Well am I guy?" asked Y/n. 

"Kinda! I mean, you dress and act like one sometimes!"

"Yeah, but I also have a thing called tits, which proves I'm a girl!"

"I know! I saw a lot of things that proved you were a girl at the quarry!” 

"Ew, Richie! You don't see me staring at your nonexistent six pack while at the quarry!"

"Hey, this is no time to insult my developing six pack!" Richie yelled. "Besides, you shouldn't have been staring at my chest. My wang is way better."

Y/n scrunched up her nose in disgust. "Yeah, I just get so hot and bothered while staring at you in your grandpa underwear." she looked up. "Stop here. Please rethink your life and what you say while I get ready. And maybe to prove I'm a girl, I'll take forever to do so." Y/n snapped, moderately annoyed with her best friend Richie. She stomped inside her house, slamming the door behind her. 

"Who knew girls could be so moody," he whispered to himself in his British man voice, shaking his head as he waited by his bike. But Y/n didn't live up to what she had said, coming outside a mere fifteen minutes later. 

"You're lucky you're my best friend, otherwise I would have taken forever." she assured Richie, who shook his head again. 

"Whatever you say, sweet cheeks." teased Richie, making Y/n blush. 

"Fuck off, four eyes." she replied. 

"Easy babe, easy. That name is reserved for the one and only Henry Bowers to call me.”" Richie raised his eyebrows as she wrapped Y/n arms around him, and he began to pedal to the movie theater. As they approached, Y/n noticed Richie had began to stiffen up. 

"You okay Rich?" she questioned, looking at the back of Richie's head with concern. He nodded, thanking god that she couldn't see his face, because it would reveal how terrified he was. 

"Yeah, I'm not a pussy. I'm not gonna get scared by some stupid movie." replied Richie confidently, not wanting to disclose his one huge fear to Y/n: Werewolves. 

"Damn, alright fearless." Y/n shrugged. She placed her head on Richie's back, looking at the scenery as he hiked her to the movie theater. They arrived after about twenty minutes, Y/n jumping off and buying their tickets as Richie hid his bike in an alleyway. "Two tickets to I Was a Teenage Werewolf please." she stated, grinning as she handed a ticket to Richie. She looked around, searching for their friends. "Where is everyone?" 

"They're probably inside already. Or they wanted to give us some alone time..." he trailed off, wrapping an arm around Y/n. She scoffed, taking his arm off of her.

"Trust me, we already spend enough time together, let alone enough alone time together." she informed Richie as he walked in the theater. Richie darted after her with a grin, attempting once more to wrap an arm around her. This time she complied, not doing anything to take his arm of. Richie lit up, walking confidently into the theater with his arm around his prize. 

Over the few weeks of getting to know each other, Riches confidence towards Y/n grew in little ways, like wrapping an arm around her and or brushing their hands together, and his confidence in flirting with her grew too. He always liked making the first moves, and was confident as he did so. But whenever she made a move on him first, he was the complete opposite of confident. He would stiffen up and his face would go red, unsure of what to do. Whenever he made a move on Y/n, she would either blush and act like as if she didn't notice, or play hard to get and flirt back, which Richie loved. He loved playing hard to get and running after her. He knew one day that eventually the stars would align and he would catch her. But for now, they were best friends that had crushes on each other. 

"My mom never let me see a horror movie before... she's worried that I could suffer an asthma attack or something. Wait, shit, where's my inhaler?!" Eddie began to search frantically for the small capsule that kept him calm and gave him comfort. 

"Right here, idiot." Y/n handed him his inhaler that had been laying on the floor. Oh, right. That whole "they were just best friends that had crushes on each other" thing included Eddie. 

Ever since Richie had introduced Eddie to her a few weeks ago, he had been head over heels with her. He didn't make it as obvious in the Richie kind of flirting with her way, but he would get jumpy and fidgety whenever he was around her. Not to mention he would always use his inhaler more than usual, which Eddie knew would terrify his mom if she knew. When he had been staring at her in her undergarments earlier at the creek, Eddie had been sure he was going to die of an asthma attack right there. But the sad thing was, Y/n didn't like Eddie back. Sure, she found him cute. He was completely adorable, and one of the sweetest boys she had ever met. But she had met Richie first, which is what had decided that she had a crush on Richie instead of Eddie. Maybe if it had been Eddie she had ran into the morning, things would be different. Maybe that happened in a different universe, but in this one it had been Richie. And in this one, she had a huge crush on him. Richie felt the same way about Y/n, yet all their flirting still didn't make the two sure about their feelings towards each other. 

"Y/n, Y/n, can I have some of the popcorn? Shit, what the hell?!" Richie yelled as Y/n threw a few pieces of popcorn at him, aiming for his mouth, which obviously hadn't worked out. His loud swearing caused him to be shushed by nearly the entire theater, including all the members of the Losers Club. Y/n snickered, sticking her tongue out at Richie. 

The movie started and Y/n immediately curled up closer to Richie. He wrapped his arm back around her, and once again she didn't pull away, which was a score. Normally he only got touchy with her a few times a day before she started fighting back, and they had already passed their usual limit. But now she was letting him wrap her for a third time that day! Sweet! Not wanting to bring Y/n to that realization, Richie tried to act cool and collected as she rested her head in his shoulder while his arm was around her. 

Throughout the duration of the movie, every time there was a jump scare, Richie and Y/n would silently snicker as Eddie attempted to sneakily take a shaky breath of his inhaler, yet failed while looking as though he had seen a ghost-- even though they were watching a werewolf movie. Richie would be freaked out as well, trying to hide his fear for the same reason as Eddie: To impress Y/n. Although Y/n knew how frightened they both were, despite their best efforts. And while she wasn't really impressed with their efforts to act brave, she was flattered with the fact they were trying to impress her. 

When the movie reached its end, Eddie was trembling. Y/n enveloped the small boy in a hug, kissing his hair to soothe him. Eddie winked at Richie as she did so, as if to say point one for Eddie. While he did really appreciate the gesture, he also took it as a chance to gloat. Richie cleared his throat to catch the girls attention. 

"Y/n, I'm scared too. Can get a hug? A kiss on the cheek? Maybe even some kisses somewhere else?" Richie teased, teasing more out jealousy than his ordinary comic relief, like he had so many weeks ago when Y/n and Eddie had gotten too intimate for his liking. Sure, he understood the two were best friends. But he couldn't prevent his anger and jealousy from taking over him and making sarcastic comments leave his mouth. Thank god the two never realized the true intentions of his sarcastic anger, or they might get upset or annoyed with him. 

"I thought you weren't a pussy, Rich." Y/n quoted Richie from earlier, who crossed his arms as he got caught. 

"Well I'm riding you home, so make sure you two don't take too long. And use protection!"

"Oh fuck you Richie!" Y/n yelled while she laughed, unwrapping her arms around Eddie as they both blushed furiously at Richie's comment. Y/n stalked after Richie as he exited the theater, throwing more popcorn at him. 

"Sorry Richie, I'm saving me and my birth control pills for your sister!" Eddie snapped, following Y/n out of the theater. But instead of throwing popcorn at Richie, he was yelling at him very quickly. While he normally spoke fast, Richie as sure he'd never heard Eddie spit out so many swear words so fast. 

"D-da-did you la-la-like the m-movie, Bev?" asked Bill, the Losers able to hear Bills stuttering from across the theater. 

"Yeah, it wasn't that scary, though." she shrugged nonchalantly, walking out of the theater as Ben gulped behind her.

"Yeah, totally. I wasn't scared at all..." Ben trailed off. Richie heard this and snuck up behind him, and let out a loud growl that resembled the werewolves in the movie. Ben let out a yelp and ran out of the theater, straight to Bev and Bill. 

Outside, Ben was talking to Bev and Bill as both of the boys tried to not make it obvious that they had a gigantic crush on her. The same was happening with Eddie, Richie and Y/n. Stan and Mike walked out of the theater, shaking their heads as they saw the multiple flirting orgies that were going on. 

"Sometimes I feel like we're the only ones that don't think with our dicks." Stan told Mike, who nodded in agreement. 

"We probably are," Mike agreed as he walked with Stan to his bike. 

The number of the Losers Club occupying the small sidewalk area outside of the theater slowly decreased, the number dropping like flies as each one left to ride home. As the sun began to set, the only members that remained were Eddie, Richie and Y/n. Although Eddie's Mom eventually came to pick him up, losing trust in the party after she found out about Richie and Y/n's poison ivy fiasco. She didn't find out about the Neboilt house or about Eddie feelings towards Y/n, but Eddie being that close to contagious poison ivy was enough for her. 

"Bye guys," Eddie waved goodbye to his best friends, who gave him small smiles and waves back as he drove off. 

"I left my bike in the alleyway, you wanna come get it with me?" Richie asked with nervous eyes, too anxious to enter the dark alleyway and retrieve it himself. Y/n smirked. 

"Why? Are you scared you'll get attacked by a... werewolf, perhaps?" she teased, walking over to Richie. He shook his head defensively, nearly shaking his glasses off his head. 

"No! I told you, I'm not pussy." he muttered as he walked to the alleyway, sneaking a quick glance behind him to make sure Y/n was near and coming with him, which she was. "I'm asking you to come in case something attacks you, and you need protection."

"You and what muscles will protect me, exactly?" questioned Y/n. Richie didn't reply to her banter, which was extremely out of chapter for him. He began acting strangely when they arrived at the alleyway, where Richie began swearing like a sailor. 

"What's wrong?" asked Y/n, worry lining her face. 

"Some shithead stole my fucking bike! And I just bought that shit!" Richie yelled, extremely distraught. "I saved up weeks for that!" Y/n was completely silent. "Y/n?" He turned around, and was greeted by Y/n terrified, wide eyes. "Wha---" Richie followed her gaze and when he saw what she was staring at, made the same terror-stricken face she was making. "What the fuck?"

"H-how the hell..." Y/n trailed off, a they both stared at Richie's bike at the end of the alleyway, that was somehow standing up on its own. The bell on the bike rang cheerfully, mocking the children's horror. It then began to ride off without an occupant, soaring down the street. "Richie, Common let's go!" Y/n screamed, grabbing his hand and pulling him down the street. They ran after the bike, which was at a paced speed. Not too fast so the children couldn't keep up with it, but not slow enough so that they were unable to catch up with it. After a few minutes the adrenaline the children had felt due to their fear began to wear off, and the bike seemed to know this as it watched them slow down. It made a sharp turn into a dark alleyway, Y/n and Richie following it with heavy feet and heaving breathes. 

As the two turned the corner they came to a sudden halt, and as did the bike. The bike suddenly fell to the left, hitting a pile of trash cans. They walked further into the alley and Richie picked up his bike, swearing under his breath as he saw the newly embedded scratches and dents. 

"H-help!" a teenage boy cried from behind the paid, causing them to jump as they turned around to face the source of the voice. It was a jock, proven by his varsity football jacket at his combed over brown hair. His pretty brown eyes normally would've even stunning, but at the moment they were filled with fear. "It's happening!" 

"What's happening?" Richie asked warily as Y/n backed into him. When Richie said he could protect her earlier, Y/n didn't believe him. But at this moment, she didn't care if he could or not, she was scared and needed someone to at least attempt protect her. Even if it was muscleless Richie. 

"I---I'm transforming!" the boy roared as the moon shone, a beam of light shining specifically on the boy. His jacket and everything other clothing item he was wearing ripped, midnight colored fur emerging from what once was clothes and skin. Y/n let out a scream and backed completely into Richie, who wasn't expecting the sudden weight. He fell straight into his bike which caused Richie, his bike, and his girl to all become one big heap on the ground as the werewolf approached them. Richie froze up, his number one fear being presented to him. Y/n noticed how he had freezed up, and tried to shake him out of it.

"S-Silver. Its a werewolf, we can defeat him with silver." Richie claimed under his breath.

"I don't think it's a werewolf, it's---it's that clown!" The werewolf snarled and flashed its teeth at the two, leaning down as its foaming mouth opened wide and revealed the same set of teeth that had attacked Y/n weeks ago. She looked around the alley, and saw a nearby trash can cover. She pushed herself off Richie and grabbed it before whacking the 'it' in it's face, causing it to whimper. She saw a broken beer bottle and stabbed the werewolf with it, and it transformed from a werewolf into the clown she saw before. "Richie, help!!" Y/n looked around for Richie, and found him across the alleyway, on his bike.

"Get over here and hop on!" he screamed. Y/n nodded, running past the clown and over to Richie. It scratched her as she went, his talons leaving red, bloody marks on her side. She let out a cry of pain as she wrapped her arms around Richie's back, tears falling onto his shirt as he rode away her. "Back to Eddie's?" questioned Richie, glancing back at Y/n with solicitude. She nodded into his back before burying her head into it. He felt her wet tears on his back as he rose to Eddie's, pedalling as fast as he could. Once they arrived at Eddie's Richie pounded on the door, Eddie opening it after a few moments of delay. Richie kept knocking until Eddie finally had opened it, his urgency showing.

"Richie, its ten pm--"

"Y/n's hurt really bad. That clown... That thing... It got her." Richie cut him off. Eddie bit his lip as he pondered, before looking at Richie. He understood exactly what he meant by 'it'. 

"Meet me by the garage."

Richie nodded and walked back to his bike, where Y/n was beginning to stand up by herself. Richie wrapped an arm around her and helped her limp to the backyard where Eddie was waiting with supplies. 

"Deja vu," Richie murmured as he sat Y/n down, Eddie preparing to go doctor on Y/n.

"Where's the wound?" Eddie questioned Y/n. She bit her lip nervously and with, looking down at her feet with embarrassment. She took off her shirt , which made both of the boy's breathing hitch. Next to her left breast there were three bloody talon marks. The cuts weren't extremely deep, but they were deep to the point that even ten minutes later the wounds were still bleeding, and the blood had completely ruined her bra, to Y/n’s dismay. Eddie took a deep breath, going in and placing disinfectant on Y/n's wounds as he ignored the the awkwardness of the girls shirt being off. Y/n let out some whimpering sounds as he did rubbed on the disinfectant, holding Richie's hand tightly. Richie brought her hand up to his mouth and kissed it. 

"You're gonna be okay, don't worry," he whispered as Y/n put her forehead on Richie's chest. Five minutes later Y/n was biting onto to Richie's shirt to restrain herself from letting out more cries of pain, but finally the pain deteriorated as Eddie began to wrap bandages around her side and stomach.

"Shit, I ran out of bandages! Okay, I'm gonna go get more. I'll be right back." Eddie got up and walked away, leaving Richie and Y/n alone. There was an uncomfortable silence until Richie broke it. But not with the usual banter; for once, he was serious.

"I believe you now."

"What?" Y/n looked up at Richie.

"That clown story in the house... I didn't really believe you and Eddie. I thought you were both batshit crazy, but I was wrong. I should've believed you..." he trailed off, sighing. "I wasn't even able to protect you earlier. Its just werewolves are my number one fear, and as soon as I saw that, I froze up." Richie explained. 

"You don't have to protect me, Richie. I can protect myself. And you can't blame yourself. It knows what you fear most and uses it against you. It knew you would freeze up if it became a werewolf, so that's what it did." Y/n explained as Richie unconsciously played with the girls hand.

"Yeah, but... You never freeze up. You always are so brave... and hot." Richie shrugged, looking at Y/n as she blushed and she shook her head. They made eye contact for a second before Y/n leaned in. 

Their lips made contact. Richie turned a rosy pink color as he kissed Y/n back, her arms snaking up his back and into his hair. She ran her hands through his hair, Richie moving his hands down Y/n's bare sides. She let out a hissing sound as his hand touched her wound, pulling away out of surprise and stinging pain. 

"Dammit! Things were just getting interesting." Richie cried, Y/n pulling his shirt collar bringing him into another kiss.

"Guys, I brought the bandages! And I also found a lollipop to help Y/n with her troubles." Eddie stopped in his tracks, staring at the scene in front of him. The two immediately pulled away, both of them looking at him with apologetic eyes. 

"Eddie, I---"

"It...It's fine. I knew you didn't like me." he said, blinking at the ground. Y/n got up and limped over to Eddie, pulling him into a hug. "Uh, Uh, Y/n its really fine..." he pushed away from the hug, partially because he felt awkward hugging a girl who was just wearing a bra, and partially because he felt awkward hugging a girl in general. But, he still gave her a small, reassuring smile. 

"You're okay? You sure?" Y/n dragged Eddie into another hug and he laughed, pulling away again. Y/n walked back over to Richie, Eddie finishing putting the bandages on. Richie took off his flannel with strange patterns on it, offering it to Y/n so she wouldn't have to put her bloody t-shirt from earlier back on. The two helped her put one of Richie's flannel on, Eddie helping with her arms and Richie buttoning it up for her. "See you tomorrow, Eds." Y/n and Richie both proclaimed as they hopped Richie's bike, Y/n beginning to suck on her sucker. They both didn't notice Eddie wave depressingly as he saw his best friend and his crush ride away together, which means they also didn't see how he ran a hand through his hair out of frustration before he walked inside and slammed the front door. Halfway home it began to rain, making Richie pedal even faster. Once they arrived at Y/n's house, Richie walked with her up to her door. They were soaking wet, but didn't mind. Richie let go of her soaking hand, and they stood under a small roof in front of her door.

"So... What happens now, Rich?" coaxed Y/n as she reached for Richie's hand. Richie let Y/n intertwined their fingers. "I don't know... I haven't done this before. The furthest I've gone with a girl is Patricia Walsh."

Y/n stared at Richie with a blank face. "That's a story for another time. But, don't most high schoolers just... Date, or something?" she offered, shrugging as though it was no big deal. Yet in reality, it was a huge deal to her.

"Uh, sure, yeah," Richie replied, not letting Y/n see his excitement. There was another moment of silence before Richie brought Y/n's face to his, brushing her a strand of her soaking hair behind her ear. Y/n ended up having to pull away, his attempted to slip his tongue in making her red.

"We'll save that for another time..." she laughed before looking back at her front door. "I seriously need to go. I'll see you tomorrow?" 

"You always pull away just as things get interesting.” he joked, cupping one of her cheeks while bringing her in to a finale kiss. “See you then." Richie ran back to his bike and jumped on, looking back at Y/n's door, expecting her to already be inside. But she was still waiting in her doorway, watching Richie ride away. She smiled at him as they shared a final glance before he rode away. After a short while he began to cheer to himself for scoring such a hot girlfriend. When Y/n shut the door she couldn't help but run up to her room and squeal into her pillow, replaying her and Richie's romantic rain kiss in her head.

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So tomorrow I’m getting top surgery!! Here’s some TMI thoughts on that, so I can get it out of my system! Or, as my friend put it, “Get it off [my] chest, eyyyyyy” (finger guns included)

So I’ve known that I wanted top surgery since I was at LEAST 16, and I have evidence that I had chest related dysphoria from as early as when I developed breasts. Which for me was like age 11. I’m excited about this finally happening, since I’m fucking 27 now, so it’s BEEN A LONG TIME COMING.

And my fiance is taking 2 weeks off to take care of me, which is great and basically takes all pressure off of me for my recovery. I took care of him after his surgery too, but still, I’m enormously grateful that he’s able to.

People keep asking me if I’m nervous or if I’m scared or if I’m excited. And the answer is yes, but maybe not in the ways people expect? And it’s all been rattling around in my head, so I figured I should just write it down. This way it’s no longer rattling around in my head, and also I’ll have a record of it for 10 years from now when I’ve inevitably forgotten most of this. And maybe other people will benefit from reading this too (whether it’s my friends who care what’s up with me, trans people wondering what it’s like for other trans people the day before surgery, or cis people who are curious and want to learn more about The Trans Experience [TM]). 

Issue #1

My parents want to be there at the hospital for the surgery, which is... a mixed bag? I do love my parents and they want to be supportive of me, and (maybe more than that) they’re scared for me because surgery is scary (more so to them than to me). And it’ll be nice to see them and it’s nice of them to want to be there, and it’s nice that they’re going to be doing grocery shopping and stuff too. I appreciate it all a lot. Buuut when my fiance had his surgery it ended up being just me at the hospital and it was VERY low stress as a result, so I’m a little worried having three people there (and having it be them) is going to be a source of stress? 

Also they’ve been supportive of me my whole life in so many ways, but me being trans is really not one of those ways. They’ve been VERY hesitant to support me about this in any way, and even though they’ve finally come around to seeing me as a guy, I’m still very wary of the whole issue with them. It’s taken so long, and been so frustrating, and I don’t have the energy to deal with that right now, nor should I have to when I’m FINALLY getting my surgery that I would have gotten YEARS ago if it weren’t for THEIR baggage and issues about my being trans.

Because of all that, I both appreciate their support, and also feel like it’s... I don’t know, too little too late to have the effect it should rightly have? I don’t feel like they support me as a trans person, I feel like they’ve just figured out they can’t stop me and grudgingly accepted that. So while I’m glad they WANT to support me, I don’t actually feel supported by them.

Issue #2 (where the TMI part starts to happen)

I really really really don’t want to lose sensation in my nipples. I enjoy sex and I enjoy nipple stimulation, and it’s one of the only things about my chest I’ve ever LIKED. It’s one of the reasons I’m choosing to get the type of procedure I’m getting (Inverted-T/T-Anchor), but even WITH this type of procedure, there’s STILL A CHANCE that I’ll lose sensation. Nerves aren’t in the same place in all people, and they’re microscopic so they might get cut depending on where in my tissue they are, so it’s possible that after tomorrow I’m never going to have sensation in my nipples again which is slightly freaking me out and makes me want to cry. 

The idea of not getting top surgery at all and having breasts forever makes me want to not exist, so there’s no contest, but if I do lose sensation I’ll be really upset about that. I’ve been avoiding focusing on it too much but it’s definitely stressing me out, and I’m not going to know one way or another until after I’m healing. 

Issue #3 

While I’m recovering, I’m going to be spending a lot of time in bed propped up on wedge pillows and unable to lift most things (anything over 5lbs is too much). This means that my cats, who love cuddling me and climbing up on my chest, are going to have to be exiled from our bedroom while I recover, which is of course when I’ll MOST want to cuddle them. I’m sad about that, and trying to get in as many kitty cuddles as I can before tomorrow.

Issue #4

I have come to the conclusion that I’m nonbinary, and while that has no effect on my desire to get top surgery, it DOES mean that how I talk about getting top surgery with people who don’t know I’m nonbinary (like my parents and my doctors) feels sort of uncomfortable and weird. 

Breasts don’t make anybody a gender, they just exist. The reason I’m getting mine removed is that they cause me physical discomfort through dysphoria, NOT because I’m a man (which I’m sort of not). I don’t like that people assume that getting them removed is going to make me feel more like a man, or that surgical transition means I’m binary. 

Issue #5 (more TMI)

And, relatedly, there are days and situations when I LIKE having breasts. I like they way they feel when they’re touched (especially during sex). I find them sort of amusing when I’m lying down and I can jiggle them. I find it hilarious that my cats like kneading on them, and I sometimes like cupping them with my hands and looking at my cleavage. 

I DON’T like looking at my body with them. I don’t like the way they feel when they move (especially during sex). I don’t like the way they feel against my arms when I’m trying to sleep, or they way they fit into clothing, or how clothing looks on me because of them, or the way I get acne on the underside of them because of sweat. 

But there ARE things about them I like, and on days when I feel less masculine, or when I’m relating really strongly to a character who has breasts, or when I’m having sex, I like things about having them that I’m never going to experience again after tomorrow, and that’s a little scary.

Issue #6

I didn’t get my newer laptop keyboard fixed, or my tablet fixed, so I won’t be able to make art, and I’ll be relegated to my old laptop for writing while I recover. This isn’t a big issue but it’s just mildly annoying. I prioritized other things (getting my car fixed, having a relaxing holiday, etc.), and I don’t regret it, but I do wish I had my tablet working.

Issue #7

When I got my wisdom teeth out, they gave me laughing gas to fall unconscious, and it gave me tunnel vision and totally freaked me out, and those like 3 seconds were the worst medical experience of my life. I'm nervous about that, because I don’t know if they’ll be giving me that again. 

Issue #8 (more TMI)

I’ve been temporarily off T for a while, and I currently have my period. Which is not timed very well, and I’ll have to figure out how to either put in a tampon without really moving my arms too much, or I’ll have to suffer with wearing pads and panties instead of boxers for a couple days, which will suck either way. Obviously I need to make sure if I’m wearing a tampon that it doesn’t stay in too long, which may be complicated since the medication I’ll be on for the first few days is likely to make me sleep a lot. On the other hand, panties are fucking uncomfortable and I’m not even sure I own any anymore. I could put a pad into a pair of boxers since I���m going to be barely moving? Or I could just layer a few old towels under me and give up. At least I’ve had it for a few days so it won’t be so heavy.

Now on to the things that are exciting:

Excitement #1

Not having fucking breasts, holy shit! 

As I said, I don’t like looking at my body with breasts, the way they feel when they move, the way they feel against my arms when I’m trying to sleep, they way they fit into clothing, how clothing looks on me because of them, or underboob sweat and the acne it causes. And without them, I won’t have to deal with any of that bullshit anymore!!

I’ll be able to fucking go clothes shopping and not want to burst into tears! I’ll be able to figure out what my actual preferred wardrobe aesthetic even IS and (since I asked for and received a bunch of clothing store gift cards for Christmas) I can actually BUY CLOTHES ACCORDINGLY for the first time in like 15 years (rather than just buying what’s cheapest and fits, that I don’t hate, like I have been).

Excitement #2

Sleep without dysphoria. I get dysphoria related insomnia periodically and it’s 99% of the time about my chest and how they feel against my arm or how I can’t lie on my front with them in the way or just literally that they exist, and then I get into a mental spiral about it and I can’t sleep. I am SO EXCITED to never have to deal with that bullshit again.

Excitement #3

Passing publicly. 

I have a lot of anxiety around being percieved as a woman, and despite having a short mustache and beard, I still sometimes get misgendered. Not having tits is going to help that, and it will make it way easier for me to go outside and be around people I don’t know without anxiety. 

Excitement #4

As I’ve said, my parents took a long long time to accept that I’m a guy. And while I am nonbinary, I’m on the demi-boy/trans masculine side of being nonbinary, so I still used he/him pronouns and would prefer for most people to think of me as a guy, or at least that masculine is preferable to feminine. My parents (and other people in my life outside my friend group) took a long time to use the right pronouns and the right name, and I think my parents especially only really accepted it once I was on T and started visually changing in a way they could really SEE.

So I’m basically excited for the prospect of my parents maybe fully accepting me even more than they have thus far. I don’t know if it’ll be something that I can observe, but at least it will be something I’ll feel like is happening.

Excitement #5

Spooning. Being big spoon with breasts has it’s own appeal, but I already know I’m going to enjoy it more without them.

Excitement #6

Swimming. I want so badly to be able to swim without tits. Both because I will be able to go to the beach and not be immediately misgendered, AND because swimming with tits is just... it’s honestly just uncomfortable? And I get like sand and seaweed under them?? And I hate it?? 

Excitement #7 

Looking at myself in the mirror. 

I honestly just don’t do that at this point, because it causes dysphoria. I’d really like to be able to see what I look like. If that means I decide to change other things (exercise more or get a tattoo or literally anything) then that’s cool, but mostly I just... have barely even really looked at my own body in years and I’m excited to be able to.

I have a very hard time perceiving what I actually LOOK like, in terms of overall shape as well as attractiveness or anything, because my brain hyperfocuses on my breasts and they skew the whole image. I want that to be gone, and after tomorrow... it actually finally, FINALLY will be.

Excitement #8

All the comfort foods I’m gonna get to eat while recovering. I’m looking forward to mac and cheese, baked turkey and chicken, pudding cups, egg custard, mashed potatoes, ginger ale, and ice cream. My parents are going to bring over groceries which is going to be tremendously helpful and also makes me feel sort of like a little kid being actually taken care of when I was sick, which was nice. Getting active support from my parents is a weird sort of guilty pleasure. They support me in a lot of ways, but they’re also usually busy and I’m not good at asking for support from them either, so it doesn’t often happen at this point.

Excitement #9

My fiance has TWO WEEKS OFF to take care of me, which means we get to chill out in bed for two week, playing Pokemon and Tales of Berseria (which we got for Christmas), and watching Galaxy Quest and Ever After and Pride and Prejudice (which I also asked for for Christmas), and hanging out. I’m excited for him to be able to have a nice break and I’m excited to chill out with him even if it’s while I’ll be drugged up and recovering.

And on to some things that are neither exciting nor issues:

Thing #1

I was supposed to have a noon appointment, and on Friday they called and said they’d rescheduled it to earlier in the morning? Apparently they can and do reschedule surgeries without asking the patient first?? This seems really fucked up to me, BUT I’m glad that my appointment is earlier because it gives me a better chance of being able to go home the same day.

Thing #2 

My parents are going to be there for my surgery, and then when the doctor tells us what we need to get from the drug store, my fiance is taking me home and THEY’RE going to go buy all the stuff and bring it over. That way he doesn’t have to stop at CVS on the way home with me in the car, or leave me at home to go get them. I highly recommend this for anyone who has surgery, and more than one person willing to look after them.

Thing #3

I hope I’m awake and mentally with it enough to at least listen to my DnD group the day after my surgery. I’m totally not going to be, but I hope I am. I haven’t had to miss a session yet, and I love playing DnD with these guys!

Thing #4

I hope I can at least come downstairs some to hang out around my cats and the Christmas tree before it gets taken down for the season. I love how our tree always looks, and I’ll be a little sad if I have to stay mostly upstairs for like 2 weeks and then it goes away.

Summary:

People keep asking if I’m scared or nervous or excited. And like, the answer is yes to all of those things, but maybe not how people expect. 

I’m not scared that the surgery is going to go wrong and kill or mutilate me or something. I’m scared I’ll lose nipple sensation, that laughing gas will be unpleasant, and that my cats are going to think I don’t like them anymore for the next three weeks.

I’m not nervous that I’ll get scars or won’t be satisfied with the results or something. I’m nervous that I’ll be really bored, miss DnD, and have more trouble relating to characters who have breasts after I don’t anymore.

I’m not excited to “look like a man” (whatever that means). I’m excited to go swimming, and sleep on my front sometimes, and buy new clothes, and eat comfort food with my fiance while he has two weeks off from work.

It’s a complicated thing, and very personal, and different for everyone. No one else is likely to have exactly the same experience as me. 

I just needed to get this down before I go do laundry, eat dinner, take a shower, and cuddle my cats, because I have to be at the hospital in 12 hours. And I’m nervous, and scared, and excited. 

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FULL INTERVIEW ALSO AVAILABLE UNDER THE CUT!

1. Who is Ali Doom?

Ali Doom is all about body positivity, animal activism, glamour and stiff drinks.  She's not afraid to show too much skin.  She loves to wear tons of makeup.  She loves to go thrifting even if she doesn't make a purchase.  She loves to try to turn you on.  She loves shaking what God and Del Taco gave her.  She's a nudist and a sadist.  She loves brunch dates and 32oz Diet Cokes.

2. When and why did you begin doing drag? 

I started my performance career in 2009 but I was doing burlesque.  I loved it though.  I loved making my own outfits and coming up with new acts, etc.  There was always something missing though.  A lot of showgirls just wear the cat eyeliner and red, bold lip which isn't bad but I wanted more.  I wanted to be over the top.  That's when I discovered drag.  I saw RPDR on TV and I was immediately intrigued and that's what I wanted to be like, a drag queen.  They had big hair, big costumes, big personas.  That's what I wanted. So, that was in 2012, when I got into the whole drag scene and I remember I would go to drag shows alone because all of my straight girl friends didn't want to spend their weekends at gay bars.  After a while I started befriending queens and other fans of drag...the rest is history.

3. How did you come up with your drag name? 

There is no epic story around this but basically my cousin called herself Gabby Doom so I started calling myself Ali Doom.  The whole "Notorious" thing is pretty self explanatory.  So, that was that: Notorious Ali Doom.

4. Where does your inspiration come from? 

I get my inspiration from anywhere and everywhere.  When I was younger my mother would talk about the shows in Vegas where the showgirls were all done up in huge headdresses and rhinestones.  She would tell me they were so beautiful that you would barely notice that they were topless.  That's where most of the curiosity came from.  In the beginning of my performance career it was all about burlesque and showgirls, etc.  I also drew a lot of inspiration from my favorite drag queen, Raven, because she is seriously a chameleon she can do glam, comedy, dark glam, club kid, camp, etc.  I wish I could be as versatile as she is.  Now, I'm surrounded by so many creative individuals so I draw my inspiration from my drag family and my fellow performer friends.

5. What would you say is the most unique thing you have to offer? 

"A nice round butt and a pair of DD's" LOL in a nut shell.  I think I provide a lot of inspiration for women who don't feel confidant because they don't fit into society's mold of what is considered beautiful.  I'm a big woman and I exude confidence.  That's what I want people to take away from my performances.  I want them to be turned on and tantalized, of course, but I also want them to see that all bodies are beautiful.  I'm 202lbs, and I love my body, imperfections and all. 

6. What is your most embarrassing moment? 

RECENTLY, I was performing at D'Vil Dance Haus at Ripples in Long Beach and my wig flew off while I was performing.  I might have drank too much, I didn't glue her down and I obviously didn't pin her well enough.  That's the T.  You'd think it would be the time that one of my nipple pasties flew off, but no, if you're lucky enough to see one of my nipples consider yourself blessed.

7. How did you start the Doom family? Who is in the Doom family?

Frankie claimed me!  Not many people know this but the first time Frankie did drag she dressed up as me!  I knew I wanted a drag daughter and I had posted that on social media and Frankie basically shut that down and was very "Uh, no, I'm your daughter the search is over!" LOL  The Doom family isn't just drag performers though.  Lady Forbidden and Fasique are drag queens that are my sisters so they are a part of it.  Forbidden is very in your face, fetish, stripper, badass drag and Fasique is just fucking gorgeous I fucking hate her.  LOL  There's Krustyna Clown, who is a scary sex clown, Logan Doom who is a drag king,  Vivian Hart-Doom who is a modelesque, bearded queen, Matt our cute gogo boy and my henchmen Jacob and Edgar who basically just are my handsome escorts who I bribe with booze.  We're a good time.

8.  How long have you been apart of The Garter Lounge? When did you first start working at Whore  Haus? 

Garter Lounge will be two years old this July (2017) so I am patting myself on the back big time for that one. Whore Haus was my first gig with drag queens.  St. Peter D'Vil befriended me and added me to her group of alternative drag misfits.  That's also how I met Lady Forbidden.  Whore Haus was at 340 at the time but we are a traveling circus and it quickly moved to Los Globos, Micky's and we are currently on the move but that's all I can share on that subject. *wink*  I co-host Whore Haus with Peter so that in itself was a huge accomplishment for me because let's be honest the only gay things that women host are usually lesbian nights but I co-host an amazing drag show with alternative drag queens and creatures of the night.  

9. As a bioqueen up and coming in the community how have you been treated? What is your advice for future bio and drag queens and kings. 

I have been treated with nothing but respect.  I hear so many horror stories about drag queens treating bioqueens like shit and that just simply hasn't happened to me.  I would like to think that my performances speak for themselves and that I am entertaining, that's how I keep getting booked.  My advice is to not give up.  At the end of the day this is your art and not everyone will like it but other people's opinions of you shouldn't validate you.  When I first started out I wasn't booked, I would just go out all done up and people would notice.  It's as simple as that.  Just find your confidence and people will be attracted to that. 

10. What is your favorite makeup brand?

Anything vegan or cruelty free!!!!  I will be honest though, it's freaking hard to be completely cruelty free.  Jeffree Star lipsticks are my absolute favorite!  My signature color is Designer Blood.  I also love Kat Von D's products they are wonderful.  I have been using her foundation and it is just amazing.  Her brushes are amazing as well.  I'm a huge fan of Tarte cosmetics too!  My go to product would have to be Kat's foundation, some Coty powder (old school drag queen makeup),  Kat's contour palette, the Anastasia Beverly Hills "Modern Renaissance" eyeshadow palette, some 301's (stacked!), and Tarte's gel liner.  I forgot to mention Melt Cosmetics!  OMG their eyeshadow stacks are so dope I love them. 

11. What is your opinion on RPDR? Has it ruined drag or made it better?RPDR changed my life, it's safe to say.  Without the show I would've never have been interested in drag.  The fans can be so cruel though and that's where I think it has hindered us.  Death threats and telling contestants to kill themselves is not how we as fans should be represented.  This is supposed to be fun, granted it's a competition and people feel very passionate about it but still, there are lines that should never be crossed and they have been.  It has made drag more mainstream and with that maybe a tad more acceptable...hell my mom watches the show!  I would like to think the positive outweighs the negative but who knows?  I'm glad drag is somewhat more socially acceptable but it's also made people get real ugly.

12. Do you think that RPDR is ready for a bioqueen? 

No, people may not agree but I don't think so.  Give us our own show!  That would be cool.  If they let us try out for the show I would gladly submit an audition tape for it but I'd rather be on a show specifically made for us...

13. If your drag persona was a superhero, what super power would you have?

Invisibility so that I could walk around nude!  LOL just tits out watching you grocery shop.  Could you imagine? 

14. If you got on RPDR, who would you play for snatch game? 

Kat Von D.  I love her and I admire her so but she is pretty easy to make fun of.  I'd pretend to call up Jeffree Star and cuss him out.  Or I would post all of my relationship drama on Twitter.  Or I would pretend to use a non vegan product and claim that it was burning my face.  The possibilities are endless!!!  I have the voice down too.  When I was thinner and had dark hair people would always say I look like her!  I obviously don't see it, lately people say I look like GAGA, I also don't see that as well.  I just look like me guys...