#there's no protein in it

[frownyalfred]

there is something absolutely hilarious about a Bruce who is somewhat new to Batman but entirely new to parenting being told he needs to "lead by example" by Alfred when it comes to Dick, and that somehow includes modeling eating vegetables at every dinner. except Bruce has been drinking fuck-ass protein-maxed smoothies for every meal for the last 1-2 years so he has to (awkwardly) eat his first piece of truly solid food in several months at the fancy dinner table, with Alfred serving everything, and with Dick sitting off to the side with wide eyes.

Bruce, delicately chewing on a single piece of broccoli he's speared to his fork: "Mhhhhm. See? Tasty, chum! Have some."

Dick: "You’re being weird."

Bruce, still chewing and trying desperately not to make a face: "What? Of course not. Alfred—"

Alfred, who knows Bruce will be paying for this later in the bathroom: "Perfectly normal, sir."

[testoster0ne]

zack

[hellsitegenetics]

How do you feel about aminoacyl-tRNA synthetase enzyme?

HOIUUOOUUOOUOHHH IM CATALYZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[strange-aeons]

ALL I HAVE TO FEED YOU IS THE FUCKED UP WHOLE EGGS AND BABY CARROTS SOUP

[pangur-and-grim]

Was reading your reply to the ask about getting a cat from a breeder, what would you say are the benefits of kittens from breeders versus cats from shelters?

breeders can give you something highly specific in terms of shedding, allergen level, size and temperament.

if you need a cat to be a certain way, and can't take chances, a breeder might be the better option. if you just want a cat, and you're happy to accommodate however they might turn out, go to a shelter.

honestly, even if you want a beautiful, unusual looking cat, shelters can cover that! just look at Lilly in Toronto. she's a silver torbie with big yellow eyes, and wandered into someone's yard from an industrial area.

[drakestoes]

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[tezzbot]

I wish I could add music to posts so I could add just the first like 5 seconds of sweet child o mine to this with no caption bc that's all thats going through my head rn<3 Love these traumatised child stars lol

[dosesofcommonsense]

[one-chaotic-neautral]

Arcane ships ranked, for fun

The main ships and some rarepairs I've found, I like pretty much everything in the first 4 rows. I probably missed some but idk what they are and I'm too lazy to add more rn.

feel free to add your thoughts or ships but again its just for funsies :)

[catmask]

in nicies news though one of my closest friends saw an old picture of me compare to one of me now and complimented me on how ive gained weight and look much healthier now and im

[kyannnite]

murderous tendencies be damned my boy can work a violin

[testoster0ne]

reilly

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

yeah okay I'm finally sick of vampire fangs. give those fuckers a blood-sucking proboscis mosquito style

[klauw22]

my beloved (rock) munch

[formicarum-rex]

no middle ground. i know that even if you mostly use it as one way there are probably situations where you'd use it the other way too. what is your knee-jerk instinct?

[vegan-nom-noms]

No Bake Hazelnut Protein Cheesecakes