#there's a beautiful irony in it
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Androids having a belly button is honestly such a beautiful joke, I love it
#it's a small detail which is quite obvious and shouldn't really be anything out of the ordinary#considering that pretty much all features are there just for the sake of humanisation#but belly button#there's a beautiful irony in it#a symbol of being born on a synthetic body#this little detail is some conceptual piece of art I swear
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex#god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood#that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society#i don't know what to say i'm just so tired#politics#culture#queerphobia#lgbtqia#misogyny#<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy#patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights#so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized#purity culture#i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr
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Yk, when I had the idea to buy datv yday I forgot that my Internet is so fucking horrible it's gonna take 19h to download. So, after using my brothers arm as a canvas to marvel at my liquid inks and feeling a surge of inspiration mixed with incredible boredom:
I once again hijacked several marble statues just to slap a tyrant onto that. He gets to be Justicia as a treat. Ofc the scales are preemptively imbalanced cuz it's not like that fuck would actually judge fairly.
Consider this a treat or smth for Gortoween, idk I was just hoping to finish anything atp lol
#my hate love continues#like fuck him but also im too intrigued#so once again i am defiling beautiful statues to serve me as references#the sheer irony is mind boggling#gortash#bg3#enver gortash#bg3 gortash#the lineart is definitely fucked at times#but I do like the shading#or lack thereof#anyway his chest hair out in all its glory
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I think this is the most angelic shot of aziraphale ever. and I mean ever. and it’s him lying to gabriel to thwart the will of god. isn’t that beautiful
#it’s obviously framed that way#I mean look at it#the irony of him looking so angelic and going directly against god/heaven is beautiful amazing showstopping#but he SHOULD look angelic too he’s truly doing the right thing#I remember seeing this as a promo image before s2 came out#and when I got to see an early premiere (was amazing btw) I was SOOO shocked at the context of this scene with the image#and it stuck with me for so long#I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT AZIRAPHALE#he is simply the character ever#OK ANYWAY#good omens#aziraphale#not art
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The perfect person should be a beautiful satire, capable of giving anything any desired form, of filling each form with the most diverse life and moving it.
Novalis, Logological Fragments I
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Jisung: If a pretty man disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles Minho: Maybe you should have some principles Jisung: You're right, maybe I should
#minsung#minho#lee minho#lee know#jisung#han jisung#han#irony#stray kids#stray kids incorrect quotes#skz#jyp stray kids#pretty man#beautiful#pretty#change#views#principles#right#skz han#skz lee know#kpop group
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Vegeta, about Bulma: What a vulgar woman.
Also Vegeta: *has slaughtered millions and destroyed countless planets since he was a child, committing mass genocide without an ounce of remorse. Blood is on his hands*
#oh irony is beautiful#dude has priorities#mass murdering? totally alright!#an attractive woman being suggestive towards him?? GRAB THE BIBLE#random thoughts#dragon ball#dragon ball z#dragon ball z kai#dbz#vegeta#prince vegeta#dbz vegeta#bulma#bulma briefs#dbz bulma#Vegebul#vegeta x bulma
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#life#light and darkness#aesthetic#vintage#old school cool#style#beauty#irony#self awareness#self improvement
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a maedhros for @irrealisms !!! I've drawn maedhros once before so I don't have super solid headcanons for him but I hope you like it!
#maedhros#silm art#silmarillion#silmarillion fanart#i keep giving characters buns i need to stop doing that#i didn't give him facial scars bc in my head sauron didn't get that far before morgoth got mad and stuck him on the cliff#like i think sauron was saving his face for last on account of the irony of maedhros' name referring to his beauty#anyway thank you so much for all the requests everybody!!!! im excited to see how many of them i can get done!!#they'll probably be doodles of varying quality and complexity#candlesart#here down in the valley
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So, lore?
Lo'en is a half elf and across the world there are designated elven kingdoms. One of them! Where she was born and her mother (elf) still lives, is frigid and in the north. Humans still have an odd tradition for Santa and so she hides her slightly pointed ears so that she doesn't have to sit through ANOTHER "Saint Nick" story that the northern elf king refuses to be offended by. His name is Niklava and he rather LIKES the association of how giving the cold can be! Lo'en could easily live without hearing another comment about ol' Saint Nick and his elves though.
Hold, while technically human/mortal, is cursed to live life over and over. And he has plant/green powers. He gets a lot of the "oh you'll grow up to be fine one of these days!" "you're still a sprout in this life time" "you still have time to bloom then!" and he also hates it.
Because Hold has to continue living even after he dies (though his body regresses to a child like age as he "recovers from death") he's absolutely enamored with Lo'en who just continues to exist. Her life span is way longer than a humans, longer than his /should/ be. And he admires her a lot and is really grateful to have her around for so many of his lives lived. Lo'en is relieved to have someone she gets along with who won't die and leave her forever. He dies, sure, but he gets better.
Lo'en meets Hold first while during one of his sister's dead phases so that's why the two are much closer than Lo'en is to Hold's sister. The two girls do help keep Hold safe when he's dead but they aren't super best friends or anything.
#my characters#phew ok had to think of a way to keep loen alive long enough to matter in the many lives of hold and his sister#also they have a teacher/instructor who loves to make the really bad jokes that theyve both heard a lot#but the teacher does help so she gets a pass to an extent#loen still rants and vents to hold about her tho like OH COME ON IVE BEEN ALIVE LONG ENOUGH NONE OF THOSE ARE FRESH#loen also thought for the longest time she would grow cold and distant - like her powers are as cold as she expected to be after centuries#but she met hold and he warms her up and fills her with joy and delight and she cherishes him more than she can say#and in contrast hold acknowledges the irony of never knowing death for long and for having the powers of plant growth#and he thought fate was being cruel but loen appears while hes mourning and lonely without his sister#and she tells him while he might be lonely its absolutely beautiful to her that he continues to live his lives to the fullest#and that opens his eyes to the fact its really not so bad if he cant fully die#hes had his sister by his side for it and now he has a friend who he cherishes#anyway they love each other a whole lot and its cute but bittersweet and then shit hits the fan so ya know#shrugs have them being annoyed at the constant comments they get no matter how obvious it should be that they hear them enough
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Comms for Delightful Friends 💚
#my art#commission#hollow knight#hollow knight oc#As the caption suggests this right here is commissioned work!! Hehe#Unfortunately right now until I get the confidence these bad guys are for friends & mutuals at the moment#BUT FEAR NOT I've having a ton of fun with these; I'd love to make them more public someday hehe#I'm really proud of both pieces for different reasons but all in all it comes down to:#'I love drawing and I love making others happy by drawing' basically hehe#It's funny how this all sort of joking with me drawing MS paint as a joke then it slowly becoming on of the main programs I use#As the beautiful ironies of life as it were#Also being said if you're a mutual of mine and you already have my discord Hiiiiiii you can ask about comms if you so wish :}#All that being said I really want to thank Purpleguac & Doughguts (hiiiiii) for commissioning me#I couldn't be more grateful
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#meme#memes#shitpost#shitposting#humor#funny#satire#lol#funny memes#irony#sarcasm#beauty pageant#poland#funny humor#funny meme#joke#parody#comedy
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Drive To Survive Season 5: Final Trailer
#charles leclerc#f1#formula 1#op#he's so beautiful#i am sitting in environmental law as we go over canadian ghg emissions#and i'm in the back gifing my co2 emitting best friends#a fun little dose of irony#not my fault that my environmentally terrible blorbos are so pretty though!!!
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Tbh, I was a bit disappointed by Ace's execution due to lack of action and torture, per se. But it was actually perfect for him. Dude was so afraid to die that this fear is what eventually killed kim. Literally.
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Naive is what is or seems to be natural, individual, or classical to the point of irony, or else to the point of continuously fluctuating between self-creation and self-destruction. If it's simply instinctive, then it's childlike, childish, or silly; if it's merely intentional, then it gives rise to affectation. The beautiful, poetical, ideal naive must combine intention and instinct.
Friedrich Schlegel, Athenaeum Fragments
#philosophy#quotes#Friedrich Schlegel#Athenaeum Fragments#naivety#irony#instinct#intention#beauty#aesthetics
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they shouldn't let me do Sam/Danny fan-kids because I'd make Sam's (first?) kid blond.
#i give sam recessive baby lottery of blond hair blue eyes for EVIL reasons#she loves them unconditionally obviously. but the irony of it being the aesthetic symbol of all she's against. funny#amethyst ocean#danny fenton#sam manson#danny phantom#danny: wiw i didn't expect a blond baby#sam: don't worry they'll get darker hair and eye colors later. i read about it <or it happened to her as a baby. new headcanon>#danny: huh ok :)#(it doesn't change to darker colors beautiful precious baby is stuck like that)
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