#there’s not even peanut butter cups in it!!!
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Saw the post of you asking if we had any tropes or ideas we wanted to see u talk abt and jumped for joy 🙏 … must ask . Do u have any thoughts on ghost finding out reader is pregnant 😋😋
I like to think Ghost starts having suspicions before you do
Wrapped around each other’s bodies, limbs tangled in the sheets as you sleep peacefully with your other half by your side, he’s never not holding at least one of your boobs in his warm calloused palms. You start to wake up with complaints about how sore they are however, his hands in complete agreement with his eyes; your tits have gotten bigger.
And though he hates to see how uncomfortable they have you feeling all of a sudden, and how you whine so cutely about how you need new bras, your cleavage spilling out of your cups, he’s finding it rather difficult not to appreciate the new view.
Next though, he’s noticing how strange it is that foods you usually loved, now have you crinkling your nose up in disgust, turning your face away from the smell, or worse, that one time you ran to the bathroom to spill the contents of your stomach, utterly repulsed by a certain odor.
But he forgets that you haven’t requested Chinese food in nearly a month when instead he’s trying to wrap his mind around how you want peanut butter and jelly on a cheeseburger.
He certainly doesn’t think twice about how you’re just tad bit friskier than usual, pinching his ass and trying to jump his bones more often. There’s never been a lack of intimacy or wanting the other in your relationship, but you seem nearly insatiable recently, using and abusing his fingers, his mouth, his dick, multiple times a day. There are no complaints on his end, your man always being borderline desperate for you.
It’s when he’s been away for work for the last two weeks and he’s walking back into the house and he sees you, that his eyes cannot deny the way you’re simply glowing. Radiating effortless beauty in a way he’s never seen before, which is saying a lot considering you knock the breath out of him every time he’s lucky enough to see even just your shadow.
You look so soft, so sweet, so perfectly his.
He’s searching for a cloth to warm up under the faucet, preparing to clean up the mess he’s just made of you in bed over the last few hours, when his eyes land on the unopened box of tampons under the bathroom sink. His mind starts quickly doing the math, believing that in theory you should have had to open this pack by now, when things begin to click for him.
Laying naked on your back atop the messy sheets, still catching your breath and coming back down to earth after the many times Simon brought you to bliss tonight, you’re admittedly confused when he comes back into the bedroom without the towel he said he was going to get. You’re even more caught off guard when he approaches you and lays two hands on the sides of your stomach, face approaching your abdomen with an expression of concentration on his face.
“Si what are you-”
“Love, I think you’re pregnant.”
He’s lucky you’ve been having the same suspicion for a few days now, waiting for him to take an actual test and find out, otherwise you might be smacking him upside the head right about now.
Once you do take the test however and confirm what he already felt sure of, that he had put a baby in you, he’s asking you why it isn’t appropriate to tape it to the living room wall for everyone to see, elated to share the news with those in your lives, meanwhile you’ve just decided he won’t be helping decorate the nursery, beyond building furniture.
#call of duty#call of duty fanfic#call of duty fic#simon ghost riley#simon riley#cod fanfic#ghost x reader#simon ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x you#cod simon ghost riley#ghost fanfic#call of duty ghost#ghost cod#cod simon riley#simon ghost riley x you#simon fluff#asks#anon ask
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Seeing as how you're doing headcanons again i'd like to request hcs of Gavin,Milo,Sam,Vincent,and Guy( btw here's a thought for ya Guy as Hermes dangerous has stuck in my head for the past couple hours send help) also your previous hc were also great!(you could say they were ruthless ha ha ha im sorry that was bad lol)
~ Deviant anon (⊃◕ω◕(´ω`*⊂)
idk if you can tell but I really like Guy
also I wrote headcanons for some character recently so characters like Gavin, Sam, and Milo have them a lil short than Vincent and Guy since it takes a while to think about possible in-character hcs for them. Sorry :(
Lots of Headcanons #3
Gavin
Believe it or not, Gavin’s social media accounts are usually blank. Save for Instagram. He just has them to comment under the group’s posts.
Despite never reading a book, Freelancer has told him he’d do best in the writing industry.
He does not know how to hold a baby. If you give him a baby for any reason he’d hold it with both of his hands under its shoulders.
The worst he’s been scared was when he played a horror VR game, but he didn’t scream or anything he really just jolted and went “shit” and moved on. Freelancer was not amused.
He likes being the big spoon when he and FL cuddle because he gets to breathe in their scent, hold them, and remind himself that this is real, and not just a dream he’ll wake up from.
Milo
You can’t beat him in cup pong. Digitally or physically. You just can’t.
The only reason David is considered a better cook than Milo is because Milo uses a lot of seasoning and the pack is full of babies who can’t handle oregano or sazón.
Whenever the pack goes somewhere tropical he has to wear a shirt or Sweetheart will constantly attempt to latch onto his torso.
Milo and cats have always gone together like peanut butter and jelly. He had a cat toy when he was a toddler, his first cell phone had a stray cat as his wallpaper, he’d feed the stray cats around his home, etc. So when he learned that he and the people around him could turn into “dogs” (wolves but still) he was DEVASTATED. Got over it after a day tho.
He likes juice boxes.
Avid Apple Juice “tastes like piss” hater, although he also says mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste so take that as you will.
Sam
Sam fucking hates cowboys.
Sam had braces from the ages of 19-21 and the only upside he had to being a vampire when he first turned was that he didn’t need his retainer anymore.
Sam always reads manga wrong and no matter how many times anyone explains it he’ll read it from left to right and never understands what’s going on.
The closest Sam has gotten to riding a horse is when he flopped on top of Darlin’s back while they were shifted and they walked around his house like that…he’s never been on a horse.
Sam has a lot of existential crisises, compared to like Vincent or Porter.
If something's flying and he can't figure out if it's a plane, helicopter, animal, or any identifiable flying object, he just believes it's an Alien UFO and moves on.
Darlin' gave him a wheat head for Christmas once. He was not amused.
Vincent
Wanted to be a youtuber for a brief period in time in 2010.
Had a weird obsession with those traced anime characters dancing tiktoks in 2020, a little after meeting Lovely.
He canonically has multiple cars he likes showing off to Lovely, but he also nearly never uses them and it’s Lovely who showboats them and takes them on joyrides.
He didn’t believe William at first when he was first told he’s a vampire now and was the only one who survived The Surge incident, until they both saw his funeral take place and see his grave, which took place a long time after the accident because his parents refused to believe he was dead.
He had 3 tomodachis at once and they all constantly died because he forgot feeding them was a thing.
He commonly "regrets" asking William to make him unable to lie to Lovely because they like to ask him embarrassing questions on purpose and he can’t help but answer them, even though he could just stay quiet.
His favorite memory as a kid was roller skating with his parents on his 7th birthday. Even though he fell on his face, sprained his ankle, and had a loose tooth fall out. Still his favorite day.
Guy
GUY IS SO HERMES CODED UR RIGHT
Turned a fanfic he wrote as his college essay and got in just because of it.
Was very afraid of Honey when they first met, they kept staring at him like he was the scum of the Earth. They just wanted to talk to him about the Animal Crossing pin on his backpack.
Whenever his friends order from Max’s, and he turns out to be their delivery guy, they make fun of him so much (playfully) and give him a 10 dollar tip
He borrowed his friend’s motorcycle to impress Honey
Cried over Gnomeo and Juliet
Dressed up as the Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder drawing in 2023.
He almost gave himself a buzzcut once when he was drunk, he had to be held down because everyone knew he’d regret it so hard later, not matter how funny it’d be.
#A wheat head is the thing cowboys have in their mouths#When I write headcanons it mainly consists of me playing Tower of hell on roblox and switching tabs to write a hc whenever one comes to min#its a long process but also very fun#its also why I only write HCs on my laptop#bc fuck mobile roblox#ALSO GUY WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE DANGEROUS especially the livestream animation holy shit#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted milo#redacted vincent#redacted guy#redacted honey
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kyle brought home the wrong moose tracks ice cream yesterday and honestly i’m still devastated
#fuuuuck extreme moose tracks#there’s not even peanut butter cups in it!!!#i only like OG moose tracks. vanilla ice cream. peanut butter cups. iconic moose tracks fudge swirl.#come on
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When will the violence end? 😔
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Misc. photos from the past year or so ~
#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that --#1. napping bapy boye sneeping on his own foot as if it were a pillow#2. The little primrose that I have seems to bloom sporadically all year around as long as I bring it inside and don't let it freeze#in the winter. This was a flower that came up randomly like mid november lol#3. Rainbow where you can see a little bit of a second rainbow near the bottom of it :0#4. CHILDREN.... love to see them.....#5. Halloween Candy ranking tierlist. not important enough to post on it's own. so throwing it in with one of these I guess lol#I am also not really a candy person at all and prefer bready stuff like cakes rather than chocolate bars (if I even have to have sweets#at ALL which usually I prefer savory food). I suspect the apple is controversial but.. I do love apples .... huzzah#actually am having applle and peanut butter snack right now as I'm writing this lol#6. Various bowls/cups/etc. that I got from a store at COMPLETELY different times like.. years apart from each other#yet at some point realized that they all mostly match in paint color and seem to be part of the same pattern#But I totally didnt make that connection until a few years ago when I was putting up dishes. I just bought them all invidually because it's#like 'oh cool! a cat' *1 year later* 'oh cool! a cat!' etc. lol.. I guess it must be a popular design if it's been around being sold that#long.#7. carne asada burrito and matcha bubble tea... oughhgh.... again one of my very rare meals where I actually go and get something..#probably my favorite meal currently. Something about the Chronic Anemia makes me crave beef burritos madly despite only having one#maybe twice a year or so ghjbhj.. plus the beans.... onions.... many of my Diet Forbidden foods... Also of course the little aishas#are there.... somehow they shall split the meal together even though it's like 10x bigger than their bodies.. they are also hungry#and vastly anemic... huzzah to them...#8. I've had this shirt for a long time but it fits very weird so I can never find a way to use it in outfits?? But I recently had#an appointment where a doctor needed to be able to look at my back and it's one of the only actual Shirts that I have (mostly i just own#long robes or tunics or jumper dress type of things that would be hard to lift up or etc. like... I dont even own a single normal 't-shirt'#or anyting aside from one giant tshirt that I sleep in in the summer lol.) So I wore this there.. I forget how much I love the pictures on#it.. how pleasant... little hummingbird... AND I think one of the flowers is supposed to be columbine ... !#photo diary
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I'm so mad why do my reeses cups taste BAD
#lloyds meowing#these are perfectly good peanut butter cups.#i bought them 2 weeks ago and the girl stocking the shelves even made sure i got a good bag#AND THEY TASTE BAD....AND THE TEXTURE IS BAD....#having autism is not great rn THIS IS THE ONLY PEANUT BUTTER I EAT#and youre telling me NOW AT MY BIG AGE OF 20 THAT THEYRE BAD#these have been my comfort chocolate going on 3 years now. im on my period? reeses cups.#im having a bad day? reeses cups.#JACE LITERALLY BROKE UP WITH ME ON WEDNESDAY. AND I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO A FUCKING REESES CUP.#so help me god if i have to start tasting different chocolates til i get a good one. im gonna lose it
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"Yer bein' so nice," he grumbles. "Especially after I told you I killed yer brother."
Even if he didn't land the final blow, it wouldn't have happened if he hadn't gone.
...Still, as much as he'd like for Stamps to shout at him, the words do resonate with him. He hears them, he appreciates them, and deep down he's relieved that this maybe, just maybe, hasn't soured the odd little friendship that's blossomed between them in the past year-and-a-half.
Wolfwood bites into half of the peanut butter cup and remembers that he doesn't even like these things, but he's not going to waste it. He chews slowly.
He swears he can hear that shadow huffing, can practically envision him turning his back to hide embarrassment. Wolfwood's eyebrow twitches. He's still ever at odds with his heart, but he needs to soothe and nurture it and the parts of himself he accepted because the people he loved still loved him despite it. Even if that guy could be such a fucking asshole.
Just like him.
"He's always gonna be safe in there. Whether he likes it or not." Wolfwood sees him in his dreams, sometimes. He shoves the other half of the candy into his mouth. "Say, I've been thinkin'..."
Trailing off, he turns his head to the side, brows furrowing.
"...Me n'Vash haven't been the same since... well, I..." He closes his eyes. "Feels like he's pullin' away from me. ...The house don't even feel like it's mine, lately. I don't know."
He's not looking for relationship advice, especially not from this guy, God forbid.
"Might ask if he wants to travel around for a bit. Rough it out in the wilds. See places we ain't been to yet. Somethin' familiar but without all the blood n'bounty hunters n'cults n'crazy brothers. Get someone to come water the plants durin' the day. Can bring the cat along with us.
"Maybe it'll make me feel alright again, too."
"You still believe so much in punishment." It's spoken as an observation, albeit not without worry and pity.
Wolfwood as either iteration has always been so quick to give up all hope; saturnine and moribund, always inclined toward easy answers. But the easy way wasn't always the right way. "I hope that one day, you'll find it in yourself t'let go of it, one more time.
"'Cause the world isn't winner-takes-all, it's not a place where everyone's fixin' to be your enemy. You gotta hold on until you see that for yourself. So, please, Wolfwood… Please don't say you've thrown it all away." You aren't starting at zero.
Moments like these—these heart-to-hearts—are where the pacifist comes to appreciate just how much Rem's dream has helped him. 150 years of grief, sure, but it hasn't been without joy and connection, either. Even his worst moments don't erase that happiness he's felt, the people he's helped, or the person he's made of himself. Wolfwood isn't different.
The Plant's attention turns toward Wolfwood's heart again, its shadow seen through by half-lidded eyes behind orange lenses.
"And quit shutting him out.
"…I'm proud of you, for keepin' him safe in here. But you have t'keep connecting with him. He doesn't deserve to feel alone, either."
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02/05/24
Woke up super early due to the storm which meant I got to lounge in bed for a while before eventually moving to start my day. I made some peanut butter cups, then got comfy on the sofa with my poorly puppy and burned all my CDs to my iTunes. Had a good lunched followed by my peanut butter cups (so so messy but also so good) and continued putting my CDs onto my iTunes for the rest of the afternoon. Cleaned up a little before crashing for my usual evening routine - I also walked my dog as she had perked up a little. I’m now getting ready to curl up in bed and do a little bit of reading before (hopefully) resting well ahead of a doctors appointment tomorrow morning.
#ThisIsDore#daily post#dog cuddles#itunes#burning cds#peanut butter cups#baking#if you can even call that baking#Poorly dog#rainy day
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WAKE UP BABES NEW ALLERGY JUST DROPPED??? I WILL FIGHT THIS OFF (It will not work)
#I wake up one day and boom peanut allergy#right after I went trick or treating too like MAN#Not gonna stop me tho I'M EATING ALL THOSE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS EVEN IF IT KILLS ME#vinyl thoughts <3
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Reese's peanut butter cups are really not it lol~ 👀🔥👀🔥
i can’t believe it,, I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE !!!
this is us running against all the hate we’re gonna get btw 😔
#answered#WE WELCOME ANY PEANUT BUTTER SLASH REESES BUTTER CUPS SLANDER 🫶#the way i cant even say this shit irl bc my friends would smack me😭😭#anyways THANKU FOR UR SERVICE🫡#legohwa
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I bought a Reese's peanut butter cups because it was down five bucks which pushed it from unreasonable extra money for an international product to regular treat range so I could try it out and WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO STRONG HOW DO YOU MAKE A TINY SWEET LINGER IN THE AIR
#it's salty???? the peanut butter treats and even caramel treats I have here are so much less#idk it feels so much more saturated than normal and I don't even know what I mean by that#I eat things ridiculously sweet it's weird that I hade one of these and felt I couldn't go near any other sweets for the rest of the day#like immediately#bleh#well at least I won't feel compelled to spend on it again#sorry if there's any peanut butter cup enjoyers in the chat it did not pass this brazilian's taste test
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THEYRE SELLIGN THE REESES PUMPKINS IN ALDI NEXT WEEK
#snackscapades#FUCK YES HELL YEAH finallyyyy we get some befabled american halloween candy#do u kno how jealous i was of my bf's ghost dots ( fuck you dot haters its such a creative halloween candy )#i want them!!! i hear theyre way better than standard reeses cups and im not even a big reeses cups guy#i dont like peanut butter very much esp when its a lot of it at once but what i DO love is novelty. and chocolate#also dealz has what appears to be knockoff trolli glotzer gummies and i Need Them.#chatbox
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i cannot express how violently i NEVER want to watch these episodes of television again. it was too insane
#and not even FUN insane#booooo#like genuinely awful i never want to consume it again I’ll j watch merder edits thnaks#greys watch!!#greys anatomy#it says i haven’t watched them bc i watched it on the tv not my phone so I could stare at the tv from the couch while crying & eating peanut#butter cups#and yeah maybe that’s why I should never watch this again
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oh yeah fun fact my sister went as the goddess hylia for halloween lol.
#and her friend was link. he brought a master sword and i made my link plush hold it lol#i didnt go trick or treating i just gave out candy (watched my dad give out candy) and judged peoples costumes#i saw one little girl dressed up as twilight princess zelda and my sister says she saw one other link#and then i went and hung out at a playground on the swings while talking w my sister and her friend while passing around the master sword#good time overall#and i got all of my sisters reeses cups bc she is allergic to peanuts which works out well bc i loooooove peanut butter anything#anyways obviously im not gonna post pictures of my younger sister on my public tumblr account without her consent but maybe ill draw her#hylia costume later its cool af#wasnt even on purpose they just had some cool venetian masks at the store and then a dress that matched it perfectly at the thrift shop#for like a dollar and then she decided that it was hylia.#anyways hanging out outside at night is so nice...the weather was so nice and it was so much nicer without the sun out....i am not beating#the vampire allegations..
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it's one of those beautiful things about how G-d takes care of me that being kosher is a sign of my Obedience and it also only really helps me because of my food allergies/sensitivities to keep kosher.
#myevilposts#☝️🤕 < bandage bc my tummy upset. not from breaking kosher but from other food issues.#chances are it literally is from peanut butter cups which is like. lol. lmao even.#food tw
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I'd Be Salty Too
A lot of times people get upset about a lot of stuff in a story we kinda sit back and go "really? That's your backstory?". Because it seems minor right? And other times we look at the character and go "Why are you not more upset about that! That was YOUR LIFE!"
I like to think with Enoki we will have a nice balance between the two. Ze doesn't have a lot of time to stop and think about things. The world has to be saved, through cooking no less, and ze doesn't even know the flavors of the world.
Then there will be moments like today. Where Enoki is kinda ticked off ze got killed by the meal. There are a lot of emotions there to process as ze tries to sort it all out. And one thing I'm proud of is we are going to touch on it every so often. As things remind hir or we have a quiet moment.
Sometimes it'll be happy.
Sometimes sad.
But Enoki isn't bitter. Just a bit salty.
#writeblr#action fantasy#isekai#nonbinary#reincarnation#comedy#tapas creator#I mean lets be fair#a meal I'm looking forward to kills me#I didn't even have desert#course that's my life a bit#peanuts have cursed me#I miss peanut butter cups#wonder if enoki misses the goat
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