#there’s not even peanut butter cups in it!!!

[readwritealldayallnight]

Saw the post of you asking if we had any tropes or ideas we wanted to see u talk abt and jumped for joy 🙏 … must ask . Do u have any thoughts on ghost finding out reader is pregnant 😋😋

I like to think Ghost starts having suspicions before you do

Wrapped around each other’s bodies, limbs tangled in the sheets as you sleep peacefully with your other half by your side, he’s never not holding at least one of your boobs in his warm calloused palms. You start to wake up with complaints about how sore they are however, his hands in complete agreement with his eyes; your tits have gotten bigger.

And though he hates to see how uncomfortable they have you feeling all of a sudden, and how you whine so cutely about how you need new bras, your cleavage spilling out of your cups, he’s finding it rather difficult not to appreciate the new view.

Next though, he’s noticing how strange it is that foods you usually loved, now have you crinkling your nose up in disgust, turning your face away from the smell, or worse, that one time you ran to the bathroom to spill the contents of your stomach, utterly repulsed by a certain odor.

But he forgets that you haven’t requested Chinese food in nearly a month when instead he’s trying to wrap his mind around how you want peanut butter and jelly on a cheeseburger.

He certainly doesn’t think twice about how you’re just tad bit friskier than usual, pinching his ass and trying to jump his bones more often. There’s never been a lack of intimacy or wanting the other in your relationship, but you seem nearly insatiable recently, using and abusing his fingers, his mouth, his dick, multiple times a day. There are no complaints on his end, your man always being borderline desperate for you.

It’s when he’s been away for work for the last two weeks and he’s walking back into the house and he sees you, that his eyes cannot deny the way you’re simply glowing. Radiating effortless beauty in a way he’s never seen before, which is saying a lot considering you knock the breath out of him every time he’s lucky enough to see even just your shadow.

You look so soft, so sweet, so perfectly his.

He’s searching for a cloth to warm up under the faucet, preparing to clean up the mess he’s just made of you in bed over the last few hours, when his eyes land on the unopened box of tampons under the bathroom sink. His mind starts quickly doing the math, believing that in theory you should have had to open this pack by now, when things begin to click for him.

Laying naked on your back atop the messy sheets, still catching your breath and coming back down to earth after the many times Simon brought you to bliss tonight, you’re admittedly confused when he comes back into the bedroom without the towel he said he was going to get. You’re even more caught off guard when he approaches you and lays two hands on the sides of your stomach, face approaching your abdomen with an expression of concentration on his face.

“Si what are you-”

“Love, I think you’re pregnant.”

He’s lucky you’ve been having the same suspicion for a few days now, waiting for him to take an actual test and find out, otherwise you might be smacking him upside the head right about now.

Once you do take the test however and confirm what he already felt sure of, that he had put a baby in you, he’s asking you why it isn’t appropriate to tape it to the living room wall for everyone to see, elated to share the news with those in your lives, meanwhile you’ve just decided he won’t be helping decorate the nursery, beyond building furniture.

[capitalisticveins]

Seeing as how you're doing headcanons again i'd like to request hcs of Gavin,Milo,Sam,Vincent,and Guy( btw here's a thought for ya Guy as Hermes dangerous has stuck in my head for the past couple hours send help) also your previous hc were also great!(you could say they were ruthless ha ha ha im sorry that was bad lol)

~ Deviant anon （⊃◕ω◕(´ω｀*⊂)

idk if you can tell but I really like Guy

also I wrote headcanons for some character recently so characters like Gavin, Sam, and Milo have them a lil short than Vincent and Guy since it takes a while to think about possible in-character hcs for them. Sorry :(

Lots of Headcanons #3

Gavin

Believe it or not, Gavin’s social media accounts are usually blank. Save for Instagram. He just has them to comment under the group’s posts.

Despite never reading a book, Freelancer has told him he’d do best in the writing industry.

He does not know how to hold a baby. If you give him a baby for any reason he’d hold it with both of his hands under its shoulders.

The worst he’s been scared was when he played a horror VR game, but he didn’t scream or anything he really just jolted and went “shit” and moved on. Freelancer was not amused.

He likes being the big spoon when he and FL cuddle because he gets to breathe in their scent, hold them, and remind himself that this is real, and not just a dream he’ll wake up from.

Milo

You can’t beat him in cup pong. Digitally or physically. You just can’t.

The only reason David is considered a better cook than Milo is because Milo uses a lot of seasoning and the pack is full of babies who can’t handle oregano or sazón.

Whenever the pack goes somewhere tropical he has to wear a shirt or Sweetheart will constantly attempt to latch onto his torso.

Milo and cats have always gone together like peanut butter and jelly. He had a cat toy when he was a toddler, his first cell phone had a stray cat as his wallpaper, he’d feed the stray cats around his home, etc. So when he learned that he and the people around him could turn into “dogs” (wolves but still) he was DEVASTATED. Got over it after a day tho.

He likes juice boxes.

Avid Apple Juice “tastes like piss” hater, although he also says mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste so take that as you will.

Sam

Sam fucking hates cowboys.

Sam had braces from the ages of 19-21 and the only upside he had to being a vampire when he first turned was that he didn’t need his retainer anymore.

Sam always reads manga wrong and no matter how many times anyone explains it he’ll read it from left to right and never understands what’s going on.

The closest Sam has gotten to riding a horse is when he flopped on top of Darlin’s back while they were shifted and they walked around his house like that…he’s never been on a horse.

Sam has a lot of existential crisises, compared to like Vincent or Porter.

If something's flying and he can't figure out if it's a plane, helicopter, animal, or any identifiable flying object, he just believes it's an Alien UFO and moves on.

Darlin' gave him a wheat head for Christmas once. He was not amused.

Vincent

Wanted to be a youtuber for a brief period in time in 2010.

Had a weird obsession with those traced anime characters dancing tiktoks in 2020, a little after meeting Lovely.

He canonically has multiple cars he likes showing off to Lovely, but he also nearly never uses them and it’s Lovely who showboats them and takes them on joyrides.

He didn’t believe William at first when he was first told he’s a vampire now and was the only one who survived The Surge incident, until they both saw his funeral take place and see his grave, which took place a long time after the accident because his parents refused to believe he was dead.

He had 3 tomodachis at once and they all constantly died because he forgot feeding them was a thing.

He commonly "regrets" asking William to make him unable to lie to Lovely because they like to ask him embarrassing questions on purpose and he can’t help but answer them, even though he could just stay quiet.

His favorite memory as a kid was roller skating with his parents on his 7th birthday. Even though he fell on his face, sprained his ankle, and had a loose tooth fall out. Still his favorite day.

Guy

GUY IS SO HERMES CODED UR RIGHT

Turned a fanfic he wrote as his college essay and got in just because of it.

Was very afraid of Honey when they first met, they kept staring at him like he was the scum of the Earth. They just wanted to talk to him about the Animal Crossing pin on his backpack.

Whenever his friends order from Max’s, and he turns out to be their delivery guy, they make fun of him so much (playfully) and give him a 10 dollar tip

He borrowed his friend’s motorcycle to impress Honey

Cried over Gnomeo and Juliet

Dressed up as the Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder drawing in 2023.

He almost gave himself a buzzcut once when he was drunk, he had to be held down because everyone knew he’d regret it so hard later, not matter how funny it’d be.

[queenpinkyyy]

kyle brought home the wrong moose tracks ice cream yesterday and honestly i’m still devastated

[glitter-soda]

When will the violence end? 😔

[icewindandboringhorror]

Misc. photos from the past year or so ~

[rudylloyd]

I'm so mad why do my reeses cups taste BAD

[punisheye]

"Yer bein' so nice," he grumbles. "Especially after I told you I killed yer brother."

Even if he didn't land the final blow, it wouldn't have happened if he hadn't gone.

...Still, as much as he'd like for Stamps to shout at him, the words do resonate with him. He hears them, he appreciates them, and deep down he's relieved that this maybe, just maybe, hasn't soured the odd little friendship that's blossomed between them in the past year-and-a-half.

Wolfwood bites into half of the peanut butter cup and remembers that he doesn't even like these things, but he's not going to waste it. He chews slowly.

He swears he can hear that shadow huffing, can practically envision him turning his back to hide embarrassment. Wolfwood's eyebrow twitches. He's still ever at odds with his heart, but he needs to soothe and nurture it and the parts of himself he accepted because the people he loved still loved him despite it. Even if that guy could be such a fucking asshole.

Just like him.

"He's always gonna be safe in there. Whether he likes it or not." Wolfwood sees him in his dreams, sometimes. He shoves the other half of the candy into his mouth. "Say, I've been thinkin'..."

Trailing off, he turns his head to the side, brows furrowing.

"...Me n'Vash haven't been the same since... well, I..." He closes his eyes. "Feels like he's pullin' away from me. ...The house don't even feel like it's mine, lately. I don't know."

He's not looking for relationship advice, especially not from this guy, God forbid.

"Might ask if he wants to travel around for a bit. Rough it out in the wilds. See places we ain't been to yet. Somethin' familiar but without all the blood n'bounty hunters n'cults n'crazy brothers. Get someone to come water the plants durin' the day. Can bring the cat along with us.

"Maybe it'll make me feel alright again, too."

"You still believe so much in punishment." It's spoken as an observation, albeit not without worry and pity.

Wolfwood as either iteration has always been so quick to give up all hope; saturnine and moribund, always inclined toward easy answers. But the easy way wasn't always the right way. "I hope that one day, you'll find it in yourself t'let go of it, one more time.

"'Cause the world isn't winner-takes-all, it's not a place where everyone's fixin' to be your enemy. You gotta hold on until you see that for yourself. So, please, Wolfwood… Please don't say you've thrown it all away." You aren't starting at zero.

Moments like these—these heart-to-hearts—are where the pacifist comes to appreciate just how much Rem's dream has helped him. 150 years of grief, sure, but it hasn't been without joy and connection, either. Even his worst moments don't erase that happiness he's felt, the people he's helped, or the person he's made of himself. Wolfwood isn't different.

The Plant's attention turns toward Wolfwood's heart again, its shadow seen through by half-lidded eyes behind orange lenses.

"And quit shutting him out.

"…I'm proud of you, for keepin' him safe in here. But you have t'keep connecting with him. He doesn't deserve to feel alone, either."

[thisisdore]

02/05/24

Woke up super early due to the storm which meant I got to lounge in bed for a while before eventually moving to start my day. I made some peanut butter cups, then got comfy on the sofa with my poorly puppy and burned all my CDs to my iTunes. Had a good lunched followed by my peanut butter cups (so so messy but also so good) and continued putting my CDs onto my iTunes for the rest of the afternoon. Cleaned up a little before crashing for my usual evening routine - I also walked my dog as she had perked up a little. I’m now getting ready to curl up in bed and do a little bit of reading before (hopefully) resting well ahead of a doctors appointment tomorrow morning.

[vinyl-lol]

WAKE UP BABES NEW ALLERGY JUST DROPPED??? I WILL FIGHT THIS OFF (It will not work)

[bluehwale]

Reese's peanut butter cups are really not it lol~ 👀🔥👀🔥

i can’t believe it,, I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE !!!

this is us running against all the hate we’re gonna get btw 😔

[bibiana112]

I bought a Reese's peanut butter cups because it was down five bucks which pushed it from unreasonable extra money for an international product to regular treat range so I could try it out and WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO STRONG HOW DO YOU MAKE A TINY SWEET LINGER IN THE AIR

[thekingofchungus]

THEYRE SELLIGN THE REESES PUMPKINS IN ALDI NEXT WEEK

[idk-i-just-really-like-tsc]

i cannot express how violently i NEVER want to watch these episodes of television again. it was too insane

[funsizedcrow]

oh yeah fun fact my sister went as the goddess hylia for halloween lol.

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

it's one of those beautiful things about how G-d takes care of me that being kosher is a sign of my Obedience and it also only really helps me because of my food allergies/sensitivities to keep kosher.

[huewrite]

I'd Be Salty Too

A lot of times people get upset about a lot of stuff in a story we kinda sit back and go "really? That's your backstory?". Because it seems minor right? And other times we look at the character and go "Why are you not more upset about that! That was YOUR LIFE!"

I like to think with Enoki we will have a nice balance between the two. Ze doesn't have a lot of time to stop and think about things. The world has to be saved, through cooking no less, and ze doesn't even know the flavors of the world.

Then there will be moments like today. Where Enoki is kinda ticked off ze got killed by the meal. There are a lot of emotions there to process as ze tries to sort it all out. And one thing I'm proud of is we are going to touch on it every so often. As things remind hir or we have a quiet moment.

Sometimes it'll be happy.

Sometimes sad.

But Enoki isn't bitter. Just a bit salty.