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bloop-bl00p · 7 months ago

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Rewriting Vaggie because she was done dirty

Angel's backstory and my take if Vaggie was a human.

1. Angel Vaggie:

So, back in the Pilot days, I wasn’t a fan of Vaggie being an Exorcist theory. I was like, Vivienne is obliviously a decent writer, of course, she won’t do something so oblivious! The X on Vaggie’s face is because she lost her eye alive!

I was so disappointed, but I could still work with it… then I was double disappointed when the reveal had no impact on the narrative and all they gave us AMgy Charlie for one scene and fixed the conflict in one episode. 😐

That and the plot holes it created, what plot holes you ask? Well, Vaggie still speaks Spanish which means that she’s still Salvadoran but… Adam named her? Assuming everyone changes their name once they get to Heaven, why do they recruit humans to fight demons? Assuming that there’s like a whole process of giving angelic power to enforce a soul, why didn't they give to the whole army the Kamehameha rip-off Adam has? The Extermination would have been much more faster and deadly if they could just Kamehameha Pentagram Cities.

Most importantly, even if they have enhanced speed, strength, or whatever, if they are all humans, why did they think they were invincible?! Surely if they can kill sinners who are human souls, they’ll know that they can also be killed themselves? Right?! RIGHT?!

I hate the worldbuilding in this show, I hate it!! 🥲

Anyway my rewrite of Angel Vaggie, she won’t be Salvadoran and was fully created in Heaven so no Spanish.

Here’s the thing, the Exorcists were created with Adam’s ribs. A little bit of physiology here, ribs can regrow and repair even when a large a portion of it is damaged. So with Heaven's supervision, creating an army of women with Adam’s ribs was relatively a fast and painless process for the First Man.

You’ll ask me, why make them with ribs? Well, the reason why Eve was made with Adam was a reminder that God created her beside him. They complemented each other, I wanted to do something similar. Adam feels content with The Exorcists because he finally has a group of women who actually listen and are interested in him and not some random with wings. The Exorcists are entitled to Adam and feel worthless without following him around and his orders, a bit like Pearl in Steven Universe, they were created that way.

They still possess some form of autonomy and develop their own personality, not following Adam’s orders just feels odd to them. Then someone actually did it and we all know how that ended.

Whoops that must have hurted.

My take on Vaggie and Lute’s relationship ⇢ here ⇠

So, in Hell, Valtiel (I renaimed her) was totally distraught, she was scared and didn’t know what to do, she was so used to blindly following orders. Sparing this child seemed like it was the worst decision she’d ever made but it also felt right, the poor girl couldn't grasp her feelings correctly at the moment.

She managed to survive a few months in Hell by making a relatively short deal with a local gang to receive aid, in exchange, she used her fighting skills to help them steal food and survive as a whole, she did not develop any sense of belonging to the group and mostly did it for survival.

When her deal came to an end she separated herself from the gang and stayed for a long time in different disaffected buildings with other SDFs preferring to continue her path alone, she felt horribly empty, devoid of purpose without following someone.

Until she saw a star.

The Princess was trying to promote her Hotel on the street, and while Valtiel thought her project was very delusional, she accepted. The Hotel was an old establishment but it was certainly more well-kept than where she used to be, and it was free.

I’m sparing the details, they slowly fell in love and Valtiel projected the toxic dependence she had on Adam to Charlie. While the two truly love each other, Valtiel will need to learn to find herself and not depend on others to live. If she were to have her wings back, it wouldn’t angel's wings but a moth's wings. As a way to metaphorically represent the fact that she changed, like a moth.

She never told Charlie about her past.

I renaimed her Valtiel because it meant “Attendant of God” If you go search a list of angels in Christian Mythology, you’ll notice each of them has “El” as the last syllabus. It’s because “El” in Hebrew means God.

1. Human Vaggie:

Lemme do a research real quick…

Wait a minute..

… y’know. I’m starting to believe that Vivienne is just lazy, obliviously this is one of Vaggie's concepts of backstory, the famous one being that she died in 2014.

But am I the only one who sees the potential?!! Like all things are linked! It makes sense! The very militaristic attitude she had during the Redemption Exercises, the fact that she brought the cast to a war front to build their trust, jeez that’s a missed opportunity to do something that is (to me) much more interesting than a theory made by fans.

So as a good writer, I did a little research because someone had to do it since Medrano won’t, and here is what I came up with.

(If anyone sees any historical mistakes report them to me, I really don’t want to disrespect anyone and I know wars in a really difficult subject to write about. Sorry if I offended anyone.)

Her name is Vanessa she was born in 1968 in El Salvador and died in 1990. Before all of that, she and her brother Carlos were both children of war.

They were separated from their mother during the Salvadoran Civil War, the woman tried to flee with them during a fight between La Farabundo Martí National Liberation Front (FMLN, rebel group) and La Fuerza Armada de El Salvador (FAES, military) but between the gunshot and the terrified civilians, she ended up losing her kids. Vanessa from afar saw her mother getting shot and tried to run away with her brother, he was 5, and she was 12.

The two siblings were later indoctrinated to join the FAES, they never tried to escape as a means to survive since they received food and somewhat clean water, which they originally didn't have in great amounts. However, Vanessa never really supported their ideology and Carlos was too young to really understand what was happening.

The young boy was frail and relatively weak due to his age and malnutrition he only worked in the support staff which was involved in helping to maintain camp operations. Vanessa was also part of it and sticked with her brother as much as possible, but as she grew, she was used to carrying around messages between units due to her being older and stronger, which she hated, it was dangerous and she was disgusted by the idea of leaving her brother alone with these people.

The two of them were victims of SA perpetuated by the soldiers (hence why she’s so wary of men when especially violent ones). Her brother died at ten, due to the poor condition and she blamed herself for it. She eventually died by accidentally activating a booby trap, the explosion sent shrapnel flying, hitting her in the face and causing the loss of her eye she expired due to blood loss at 22.

Vanessa found herself in Hell and tried to survive for a few months both scared and disoriented. However, she still managed to somewhat be fine punching her way inside buildings to steal food and find ways to avoid sleeping outside. She renaimed herself Vaga in reference to the word Vagabundo which means vagabond.

To her, home is where she’s with her brother, without him there’s no home.

Vaga heard words of Carmilla as she started to familiarize herself with English, what she understood was that she dealt with weapons and was a gentler overlord. She eventually met her and they made a deal. It didn't involve Vaga’s soul but just 4 years of working for her, testing weapons and such. Vaga assisted the woman and trained with her daughters, she also learned English and got a better understanding of Hell’s system.

At 26 too, Vaga's deal was done and she decided to distance herself from Carmilla whose door was clearly still open if she needed help. She met Charlie on the street when the Princess was just starting her project, and since Vaga needed a place to crash in, she went in not realizing they’d catch feelings.

Vaga has signs of Complex post-traumatic stress disorder due to being a child of war. This leads her to many emotional outbursts and this feeling of emptiness when she isn't helping, at least she sees it as helping. Her whole life she only managed to survive in a hostile environment by serving others, she may not view it that way but she unconsciously believes the act of Serving is a necessity to keep her alive.

She deeply believed she failed to protect Carlos, so she projected it all on Charlie. This could lead to an interesting conflict between the two, Charlie was highly shielded from the world by her mother, and this hotel is proof that she can survive on her own (in my rewrite at least.) If her girlfriend starts acting like an overprotective parent it won’t do.

While Vaga mostly thinks redemption is impossible, she holds that small tiniest sprinkle of hope that maybe if she managed to get into Heaven somehow, she could see Carlos again and apologize for failing him.

Vaga still hasn't opened up about her past.

More explanation:

Her human backstory is extremely Grave of the Fireflies coded and I admit I recently saw the movie and couldn't help it. It’s my way of coping, this movie destroyed me. Some may ask, why did Vannessa go to Hell, she did nothing wrong.

That’s part of my Heaven rewriting, you see you’re judged by the Seven Deadly Sins and the Holly Virtuous. But they only judge your actions, not why you did them.

Carlos went to Heaven because he was really young and hadn't developed a real sense of morality yet, if he reached 13 he would have gone to Hell. Vanessa died an adult and still helped in the War, even if it was out of her control she still got damned.

Anyway, what do you think of those two backstories?

#anti vivziepop #hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel criticism #vivziepop critical #vivziepop criticism #vivziepop critique #hazbin hotel critique #hazbin hotel rewrite

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sunlight-fics · 1 month ago

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Hello!

I really like your writings! So if it’s okay, could I possibly request something?

Context is, these days it seems like Andrew is a little sick and he was about to cancel a show but he didn’t. (Bless his heart).

I was thunking maybe something along the lines of how reader is worried for him and is not approving of the whole not cancelling the shows and overall she takes care of him.

Thank you so much once again!

Just for a day.

Andrew Hozier X reader

Summary/warnings: kinda like my Fic “Sick day” but just on tour.

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Another day, another day being sick, another tour, it was like a cycle. You brought that fact up to Andrew several times but he would just dismiss it. Until one evening. He was laying on the hotel bed, the covers over him and a box of tissue on the bedside table. This was on of the worst cold’s he has had this entire tour. You were sitting next to him and gently rubbing his back as he attempted to get sleep before the concert, but it wasn’t working. A good hour pasted and he got up to start getting ready to go. You tried to convince him to stay and just rest, to cancel the concert.

“Honey, the fans spent their hard earned money on these tickets… I’m not about to cancel because I don’t feel good.”

You sighed and folded your arms over your chest.

“I’m sure they would understand. Just because your a famous musician doesn’t mean your not human!”

He shook his head a continued to button his shirt.

“You were about to anyways. Why not just do it? I mean even Alex isn’t feeling well.”

He turned to you, he was aggravated because he knew you were right.

“I know… I know… just let me do this show and I’ll cancel the next one…”

“Fine… but you better swear that you’ll do this.”

“I swear. I just don’t want to disappoint anyone... nor do I want to be sick…”

His face turned soft and he turned to look at him.

“I know you do, love… I just… want you to feel better and rest…”

He softly nods his head and smiles.

“I’ll do this concert and then cancel the next one. Deal?”

She smiles and then hugs him.

“Deal… thank you for taking care of yourself…”

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A couple days later and Andrew is cuddled up in the hotel bed. You were laying next to him softly rubbing his back. You softly hum songs to him here and there but for the most part it was quiet. He canceled the concert and made a point to rest.

“Feel any better?”

You softly hum after a while.

“A little bit… but you holding me is helping the most.”

You laugh at him. You then gently kiss his forehead.

“Then if this is helping I guess I have no other choice but keep on holding you til you get better.”

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•Ok soooo, I hope you enjoyed it. I know it was short but believe me I tried 😐. It got a little confusing while writing I don’t know why. But I hope you enjoy.

•Another thing is, I might delete the “More than two.” Fanfic, it just seems weird to write about something of that aspect. I’m definitely considering it. But I’m still taking requests and still writing.

#hozier #andrew hozier byrne #celebs #fanfic #hozier fanfiction #live laugh hozier #hozier x reader #hozier x you #hozier fic

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base0h · 2 years ago

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Hiii :D

Wanna req some modern au Kid, Mihawk and Shanks with a s/o who always manages to zone out at the worst time possible, (like they're driving and stopped at a red light, not realizing that what seemed a moment later the light turned green and everyone is beeping at them or they're being late, smth distracts them and they literally just freeze in place lost in the most off topic thoughts ever) hcs or scenario, all's good with me gosh I zone out way too much

Gosh sorry for the long ask and since I'm here I just might remind you to go drink some water and take care of yourself, cuz we need ya and your hilarious writings here, to brighten up our days yk? ( ˙꒳˙ )

love ya <3

a/n - ERROR HOW HAVE I BEEN LAUGHING FOR A SOLID TEN MINUTES AT THIS ASK SUEBDHBDHDBD 😭😭😭😭 awww I’m so glad that I can brighten up your guys’ days that really brightens mine 🥺💜💜

Warnings ⚠�� - cracky, g/n reader, modern au, shanks doesn’t have an arm (let’s just say it got bitten off by a shark because he thought drinking beer while surfing was a brilliant idea)

- watch him ban you from driving 💀

- last time you decided to drive to a coffee shop was the last straw for the poor man

- “Y/n please keep your eyes on the road.”

- *minute passes, now it’s a green light*

- he’s looking at a newspaper while people behind you guys are honking

- you had taken sight of a beautiful monarch butterfly, cruising around just outside your window

- you didn’t even realize the light had turned green

- Mihawk was about to get out of the car and go punch some people for honking but then he realized the light had been green for minutes, and you two were holding up the biggest line of cars he’d ever seen

- “Y/n! It’s green-!”

- He undid his seatbelt and climbed into the seat with you, hitting his head on the ceiling while simultaneously giving himself a bad back

- he pressed the gas while you stared at the butterfly, and you snapped out of it when you realized the car was moving, and Mihawk’s huge ass was right in front of your face

- “Mihawk what are you doing-“

- he sighed and kept driving forward until the light from before turned red right as he started going

- Cars from the right were about to crash into you too when you started screaming at him to go faster

- “MIHAWK GO GO GO GO GO-!”

- “THIS DAMN CAR WONT GO ANY FASTER! GET ON MY LEFT SIDE!”

- he was saying that to protect you, so that he would take most of the damage if you both were hit

- Luckily, you two made it to the next intersection just before getting hit, and there was a long silence in the car on the way home

- “… you’re banned from driving.”

- “BUT-“ “I don’t want to hear it.”

- “thank you for protecting me, don’t pretend like you didn’t do that 😏”

- “😐😑😐”

- he ignored you for about an hour after that (he wasn’t mad, just terrified)

- shanks is a horrible driver himself, so he gets it! He’s usually drunk while driving anyways!

- zoning out is totally fine because usually he’ll just stare at you and think about how beautiful/handsome you are 🥰

- today you both were driving to a movie, you had gotten a nice cup of coffee just before as well :)

- shanks was staring at his phone, struggling to figure out where the fuck he put the tickets

- you saw the most awesome skateboarder who was doing tricks along the sidewalk, and you managed to turn sharp left, almost straight into the sidewalk

- shanks immediately grabbed the wheel with his arm and swerved back, but the absolute boiling hot coffee cup was slipping through your grip

- poor shanks saw that and was starting to panic

- “Baby i only got ONE ARM-“

- the hot coffee spilled all over his lap and this idiot started screaming at the top of his lungs

- “BABE MY BALLS ARE GOING TO MELT WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO HOT?”

- bigass man baby woke you up and you started driving normally again, apologizing to your almost crying boyfriend for zoning out

- “My dick hurts.”

- “Please don’t ever say that again.”

- “BUT IT’S TRUE?? IT HURTS LIKE- HELL!”

- “also what were you looking at out there?”

- “some cool skateboarding guy.”

- excuse me-??

- “A guy?..”.

- “THATS WHY YOU BURNED MY COCK OFF BABE?! AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH?!”

- he started shaking your arm and you were literally about to crash, “SHANKS STOP IM GOING TO CRASH!”

- pls he’s a terrible driver just because of the fact that he will literally scream and flip someone off for not using their turn signal

- I imagine him to obey every single driving law except for the one “don’t be a fucking asshole”

- he oftentimes will ask for your help when he’s building stuff, like asking for tools and such

- “babe hand me the wrench.”

- “hammer.”

- “nails.”

- “water.”

- that’s basically what your job is. 💀

- he was welding today, and needed your help to place something at just the right time so he wouldn’t either burn your apartment down or burn his arm off

- “Babe, need it now.”

- you were tuned out completely, and of course at the absolute perfect time 🙂

- “babe.”

- he waved his other hand in front of your face to try and get your attention but that didn’t seem to work

- “Y/N L/N HELLO?!”

- kaboom

- smoke filled the room as you coughed and grabbed the thing you were supposed to hand him

- “Kidd you need this thingy yet??”

- …

- your audacity.

- his sllooooooooow turn of his head

- his face was stained with black smoke, a nail shooting out of his work and hitting him in the forehead as he stared down at you with the most dead expression

- you were dead. so dead.

a/n - not me being a little cheeky shit and giggling at my own writing 💀

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thegamingcatmom · 6 months ago

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What to expect when your hooman got toothache... (The Sisters)

Okay but MC noticing her tooth is aching. Af. Like, it's throbbing, yall. The poor thing.

Cut to Carmen and Tanya taking their charge to the dentist (any attempts to get the job done themselves were immediately turned down by MC because thanks, but no fucking thanks). So, the tooth is taken care of-

The dentist, during the whole procedure:

(Cause two sets of piercing eyes are observing proceedings very closely indeed.)

-and all is (somewhat) well again.

Cut to the Denali home where our two mother hens are escorting a rather delirious MC inside. Girl is still high on those painkillers, and very...talkative.

To the utmost amusement of everyone else.

(Even Irina cracks a smile. Almost non-existent, but it's there.)

MC: "Heyyyy, guysss. Guess whattt-"

Kate, who has been waiting for this exact moment all day: "Whattt?"

MC: "The baddest bitches are BACK-"

Carmen & Tanya: *fond eye-rolling*

MC: "And I'M here too!"

Carmen & Tanya: *scandalized spluttering at the realization*

Kate: *loses her shit*

Irina: *doing her best to hide her smirk*

Eleazar: *torn between amusement and fascination*

MC: "Oh hey, wait a-HEY!"

MC: *stabs her finger accusingly into Kate's chest*

MC: *only to cry out in pain cause fuck, them boobs are solid-*

Carmen & Tanya: "Katrina!"

Kate: "...Are you-"

MC: *tries to shush her by slamming her hand into her face instead-*

Kate: *stops her by catching her wrist...most tenderly* (girl's learned from her mistakes and that's beautiful)

MC: "Where was...oh, right-HEY!"

Kate, snorting: "Sup."

MC: "Aren't you ashamed?"

All Denalis except Kate: *thinking about all the times Kate did smt stupid and should indeed be ashamed of herself*

Kate: *thinking about all the times she did smt her family considers stupid and couldn't be more proud of herself*

Kate: "Gotta be more specific than that, snowflake."

MC, without missing a beat: "It's a CRIME."

Carmen, trying to calm her baby: "What is, mi amor?"

MC: *slinks even closer to Kate*

Kate: *no idea where this is going but is ALL for it*

Tanya: *starts seething cause that's a bit too close for her liking-*

MC: *has come to stand very close indeed, noses almost touching*

Tanya: *much too close-*

Carmen: *holds Tanya back by her sweater*

MC, eyes narrowed: "The crime?"

Kate, grinning: "I´m all ears."

MC: "The crime...criiiime..."

Kate: *lifts an eyebrow*

Tanya & Carmen: *slightly concerned*

Eleazar, in awe of the delirious human: "Fascinating..."

Irina, already back to reading her book: "How charming..."

Tanya, still concerned: "Doll...are you al-"

MC: "WAIT-"

MC: *whips around and right into Tanya, who catches her effortlessly ofc*

MC: "Where did you come from?!"

Tanya: "...I-"

MC: "...Oh, wooow-"

MC: *proceeds to trace Tanya´s face with her pointer finger*

Tanya: "..."

MC: "Smooth..."

Tanya: "...🫠"

Kate, not at all amused the attention is no longer on her: "...About that crime-"

MC: *whips back around and right into Kate, who catches her with great pleasure*

MC: "You should be ashamed-"

Kate, starting to get impatient: "Yeah, yeah...I got that. Can we fast forward?"

Tanya, not at all liking how empty her arms are all of a sudden: "Katrina-"

MC, bulldozes right over her: "You should be ashamed for being so...so-"

All Denalis, except Irina: 👀

...Irina, but way less obvious: 👀

Kate: "So...?"

MC: 😠...😐...🥴

Carmen: "Oh dear..."

MC: "So...sssinfully handsome."

Tanya: *indignant spluttering*

Eleazar: "...Fascinating."

Kate: *smiling like the cat that got the cream*

Irina: *very obvious retching sound*

Kate: "...Oh?"

MC: *smiling like a doofus as she leans heavily into Kate*

MC: "Mhmm...truly a crime. You´re a crime."

Kate, all too happy to play along: "Is that so? Hmm...perhaps it´s best you arrest me then, Ma'am..."

MC: "Hmm, perhaps I should. Perhaps I will...bad girl...veeery bad..."

Kate, leaning even closer, eyes darting down: "The worst-"

Tanya: *about to explode-*

Carmen, finally deciding to do something before all hell breaks loose: "Alright, enough you two."

Carmen: *proceeds to carefully pry MC out of Kate´s arms*

Kate: *starts to protest-*

Carmen: *The Look*

Kate: *...wisely shuts her mouth again*

Carmen, cooing as her attention shifts to MC: "Come now, love. Let´s get you upstairs."

MC: *complies without putting up a fight cause she´s about to fall asleep right then and there*

Carmen: *notices and cuts things short by lifting her like one would a toddler (hand cradling the back of her head and all) before making her way upstars*

...Not before throwing the two menaces one last look though.

The Look: 'Behave.'

The room falls silent then.

...

For all of two seconds, before-

Sigh.

Carmen will not be pleased.

...Especially when she learns that one of her antique vases has met an untimely demise.

Again.

Kate seems to have my heart atm. 👉👈

#thinking thoughts #twilight #the twilight saga #The Sisters #ao3 #the denalis #denali coven #tanya denali #kate denali #irina denali #carmen denali #eleazar denali #mc denali

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elliereject · 2 years ago

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stupid bitch .1

* you and ellie have been friends for years but you only recently discovered that the way you liked her was more than just friendly. unfortunately, she’s already in a relationship with a toxic girl who (surprise!) does not like you. as their relationship starts to sour, you’re the one ellie always goes to for comfort and you oblige until you can no longer take the heartache and pain you’re feeling which causes you to finally confess…blurring the already thin line between yours and ellie’s ‘friendship’.

* infidelity, oblivious!ellie, meanish!ellie, pining, anxious thoughts

* first fic, based on girl in reds Stupid Bitch bc wow does that song make me scream. if this gets any traction at all ill post pt 2 and a couple others I have in the works :) feedback is appreciated, pls enjoy and interact!!

*mdni

*wc - 4k

part .2 here

You had a love hate relationship with Ellie.

Well, it was mostly love…who were you kidding, it was all love.

She’s been your best friend for years and you were so fucking glad she was apart of your life. She’d been there for you during the worst parts like when your parents didn’t speak to you for a month after you came out and the best parts like when you got accepted into your dream school.

Every great memory in your life, Ellie was there. She was someone you could rely on and who you knew would stick by you even when she saw the worst parts of you and you hoped she knew you would do the same for her. You wanted to spend the rest of your life with her. Of course, it wasn’t until she started dating her that you realized your true feelings.

“I’m telling you! She’s just—she’s perfect!” Ellie gushed, your stuffed animal being squeezed to death between her lean arms.

You forced a smile onto your face, a sour feeling thrashed in your gut. “I’m happy for you, glad you guys are hitting it off.”

“We’re more than hitting it off, we’re like, on the exact same wavelength..did you know she does her own tattoos? How fucking cool is that?”

You turned back around in the chair at your desk, trying to busy yourself with the schoolwork you were supposed to be doing and rolling your eyes at her rambling. The two had been seeing eachother for the last month and she did nothing but talk about her.

“Yeah I did know because you’ve told me a thousand fucking times..” You mumbled.

“Hm?” She asked, “Sorry, Cat just sent me the funniest meme.”

She spun your chair back around to show you the meme on a cracked screen and when you saw it you wanted to take her phone and toss it out the window.

“I sent you that like 4 weeks ago.” You laughed dryly.

“Oh, for real?” She mumbled, already pulling her phone back to continue texting Cat.

You rolled your eyes again, huffing when you picked up your phone to text Jesse. He was the only one who knew about your newly discovered crush on Ellie, other than her, you considered him your closest friend and he had comforted you when you came to his dorm, eyes filled with tears and guilt after you told him that you were in fact in love with your best friend.

im going to go fucking insane.

oh brother, what did she do this time?

she won’t stop fucking talking about her ☹️ she litrly just showed me a meme cat sent her that i SENT HER WEEKS AGO and she didn’t even remember

you know ellie tho she prob just forgor fr

jesse i Litrly cant do this anymore. I’m going to rip out my air and throw my laptop at the wall.

Rip out your air? How would that work, like a breathing machine??

Die

💪💗 sorry y/n im sure it’ll get better

😐 when?

…

Before you could see his response you dropped your phone in your lap when you felt Ellie tap your shoulder, “What?”

“Said I’m gonna go piss.”

“Oh, okay.”

She got up from your bed and when she left, her phone was still there.

You shouldn’t. It’s a complete and utter violation of her privacy. If she caught you, she’d probably never talk to you again…

But you knew her password, and it was right there and you were so damn curious.

Your hands moved before you could rethink and suddenly her phone was in your hand and your eyes were skimming over her messages.

You clicked on the thread with Cat and felt your heart seize when you read what she was saved as: my girl ♥️

Despite the searing pain you felt pang through you like a hot knife, you read on.

i can’t wait to cu tonight ;))

same, u can finally get started on my tattoo!

mhm 😇 can’t you come over a little esrlier? im so bored T_T

cant :( yk im hanging out with ★ rn

yeahhhh but she’d understand you’d wanna hangout w ur gf right?? she said she was happy we started dating so she can’t get upset

what the fuck?

yeah ig but irs been a while since I last saw her

plssss els :(( just wanna hold u rn

There was a little space between this message and the next, you figured it been when you and Ellie got caught up in a conversation about your mutual hate for one of your profs.

if u rlly don’t wanna see me jus say that.

yk that’s not true id love to see u rn

then COME, if she gets upset that’s not ur problem..she has to understand you can’t spend all your time with her

What the fuck was this bitch even talking about? She was the one trying to lock Ellie up. You were about to scroll down to see what Ellie had said but you heard footsteps and threw her phone back on your bed before pretending to be stuck on a practice question.

Ellie picked up her phone and you were so scared she’d notice you were on it you thought your heart was going to pop out of your chest and fall onto your desk.

“Hey..”

Dread filtered through your body. She knows, she knows and she’s going to confront you and she’s going to storm out and you’re going to lose your best friend and—

“I think I’m gonna head out, seems like you got a lot of work to do.”

You dropped your pencil and turned to look up at her, “Are you sure? I mean we could go somewhere if you want.” You didn’t want her to leave, you wanted her to stay in your dorm with you forever.

“No.” She said quickly, backing up “It’s fine, I’ll see you later.”

“Okay I’ll see you—“

She walked out your door, letting it close.

“Later.”

—★

It was a freezing December night the first time Ellie came to you, eyes ridden with tears over a fight with Cat.

Usually, it was her calling you up to have you come over and comfort her because Cat was ‘acting weird’ and ‘being mean’. But something serious must have happened for her to be here.

A few weeks had passed since that enlightening time at your dorm where she had practically flown out of your room to go see Cat. During the following weeks, the two of you had barely talked let alone seen eachother and when you did it was almost always about Cat. You understood that you were both busy with school and she was busy with her girlfriend and you didn’t know whether it was Cat or Ellie that had forced the two of you’s separation or if it was your own subconscious mind trying to protect you from getting hurt. Either way, you missed her dearly.

She was pounding hard on your door, and when you opened it she immediately rubbed her red rimmed eyes. She lived in the other dorm building and judging from her appearance you imagined she ran here as quick as she could; Snowflakes adorned her hair and eyelashes and her nose was red from the cold, she had an old green hoodie on and plaid pyjama pants. Even on the verge of tears she was still so unbelievably gorgeous.

“Ellie, it’s like 3AM..” You said groggily, you knew she had trouble sleeping but she usually texted you if she needed a distraction.

“I know just, please I need to talk to someone. And Dina’s with Jesse and Cat fucking—” She paused, sniffling.

You sighed, stepping to the side so she could come in and you could close the door that was currently blowing in cold air from the freezing hallway.

“What happened?”

“It’s Cat.”

Of fucking course. Fury engulfed you, Ellie wasn’t one to cry often or even come close to it so Cat must’ve done something pretty fucked up.

“She was being so distant and I don’t even fucking know what I did and then some fucker I don’t even know just sent me this,”

She shoved her phone in your face and the image made even more anger surge throughout you. It was blurry but you could still make out two figures, one with short black hair—Cat, and another unrecognizable. Cat had her arms locked around the mysterious girls neck and the two were not just kissing but full on frenching. You wanted to throw insults so bad but Ellie was upset and that was more important than dissing her girlfriend.

“Oh Ellie, I’m so sorry.” you said softly, pulling her in for a hug.

She sniffled and wiped her nose, “Yeah, thanks.”

“So, are you two..” you trailed off, unsure how to finish the sentence.

“I don’t know, maybe. I sent her a text about the picture and told her to call me but she hasn’t answered.” Ellie said, pulling away.

“Ellie are you serious?” You questioned, looking into her green eyes. “She fucking cheated.”

Ellie looked to the side, avoiding your scrutinizing gaze.

“There could be more to the story.”

You scoffed, “Looks pretty straightforward to me, she went to party, made out with another girl and is completely ignoring you.”

Her jade eyes scanned your face before she shook her head, “You don’t like her.”

No shit you don’t like her.

“That’s not true.” You lied.

“Yes it fucking is! at first I thought I was overthinking it but whenever I bring her up you get this…this look on your face.” She accused.

“What look? This i—“

“That look!” She cut you off, pointing a long finger in your face. “Like..like you’re about cry or blow up or something.”

“I—“ Before you could defend yourself Ellie’s phone rang, the two of immediately knowing who it was. Ellie cleared her throat and answered before the second ring even started.

“Babe?” She croaked out and you winced, both at the nickname and the pain in her voice. You couldn’t listen to this.

“I think..you should go.” You said quietly, walking toward your door to open it for her.

Her eyes flashed to your face before she nodded and walked out, phone still close to her ear.

That night as you crawled back into your bed and warm tears hit your pillow you never wanted to rip out your heart more because the love you had for her was still there, never wavering and consuming you entirely even though you knew it would never be requited.

— ★

It’d been weeks since that night and since you’d talked to Ellie. You didn’t mean for the gap to stretch this long, you decided to give her some space after your…argument? And then you had finals, and then winter break where you went back home to visit old friends and reluctantly, your parents.

You came back two days before classes started up again so you could ease back into your routine. In the last few weeks you tried your hardest to push thoughts of Ellie out of your mind but you cared for her too much to completely disregard her and bits and pieces slipped through the guards you had put up.

You layed on your dorm bed, sighing as you stared at Ellie’s Instagram.

Back together, you thought.

Over the course of Cat and Ellie’s relationship, you’d learned how to tell when they were ‘on a break’ and when they were together just from her Instagram.

When they were together, her profile picture was the two of them, Cat pressing her lips against Ellie’s cheek and Ellie with her eyes scrunched closed, a joyful look on her face. Ellie also had a highlight labled with nothing but a cat emoji as well as a few random posts of them doing more random shit.

When they were ‘on a break’; Ellie’s profile picture was the default one and she had no highlights, and a singular picture posted; her and Joel after her highschool graduation. After Ellie saw the picture of Cat at that party it’d been like that for two and a half weeks and you silently hoped it’d stay that way forever.

Now, her profile picture was the two of them looking happier than ever and you couldn’t help but feel mocked while you moped miserably in your cold dorm alone, your only comfort being the stuffed animal that you held close to your chest.

You missed her, desperately.

You couldn’t do this anymore, you had to have her in your life even if it wasn’t the way you wanted. You sat up, brushing the stray tears from your face you didn’t know had fallen. Determination coursed through you, you were going to break the silence first.

Ellie was getting back tomorrow so you arranged a plan, you’d pick up a pepperoni pizza from her favourite diner—pizza was her favourite food and you’d called her basic when she first told you, which she replied “Anybody who says they don’t like pizza or pizza is basic are trying too hard to be different, pizza is the only perfect thing in the world.” and you shoved her arm playfully telling her to just eat the freaking pizza— the memory made your heart hurt but you swallowed the feeling.

Then, you’d pick up both yours and her favourite snacks from the 7/11 near your campus along with a few sodas.

And finally, the main item of your grand scheme, stopping by the blu-ray store to pick up the first Jurassic Park, the two of you could always watch it on Netflix but she preferred having the physical thing, stating it felt more ‘authentic.’

It was going to be the perfect night, and by the end of it, it would be like the entire last month and couple weeks never happened. The two of you would be back to normal.

— ★

You’d spent the entire next day anxious about seeing Ellie again. You’d woken up early on accident and had to find things around your dorm and campus to busy yourself until it was time to get ready and grab all the items on your list.

And now here you were at— you checked your phone, 6:43 PM— pyjama clad and balancing a pizza box and your phone in one hand and two bag fulls of snacks and Jurassic Park in the other.

You placed one bag down to knock on the door and you heard shuffling before it swung open. To your distaste, the person who opened the door was not your best friend/crush/reason for breathing, but instead her girlfriend who you knew didn’t like you. Could you blame her though? You were in love with her girlfriend. Although she didn’t know that, at least…you don’t think she did.

You can’t believe you hadn’t thought about what you’d do if she was here, the pair seemed to always always always be together when they weren’t ‘on a break.’ Your eyes trailed down her form, she had on tiny plaid pyjama shorts and a thick green hood on that you recognized as Ellie’s. Jealousy plunged through you like boiling, corroding acid.

“Babe, who is it?” You heard Ellie call down from somewhere in the dorm and your stomach flipped, it’d been so long since you’ve heard her voice.

“Your friend.” She deadpanned.

“Who?” Ellie questioned, walking into view of the door frame. Her short auburn hair was out of it’s usual style and laid damp against her neck along with a towel, she was wearing thick navy sweatpants and a thin white tank top. Your eyes immediately landed on the black ink that trailed across her right forearm. She looked fucking amazing.

“★?” Her jade eyes widened, “What are you doing here?”

You held up the pizza box and movie half heartedly, “Surprise?”

She smiled and you swear to fucking god you almost dropped everything you were holding to whip out your phone and snap a picture. You’d missed her smile so much and seeing it online just wasn’t enough.

“Come in, you and Cat can catch up while I finish drying off.”

You looked at Cat, honestly forgetting she was there. Her dark eyes bored into you and you couldn’t help but notice how pretty she was with her short black hair and milky skin. Why were the pretty ones always fucking crazy?

She stepped to the side so you could walk in and put everything down on the old coffee table.

Awkward silence enveloped the space between you two before you cleared your throat, she was Ellie’s girlfriend whether you liked it or not which meant you’d being seeing a lot more of her so you had to atleast be civil.

“I like your hoodie.” You tried, giving her a weak smile.

“Thanks. It’s Ellie’s.” Maybe you imagined it, but you swore you heard a bit of a mocking emphasis on Ellie.

You sighed, taking a seat on the worn green sofa Ellie had found on Facebook market place for what she thought was ‘the deal of the century.’

“Hope you like pepperoni pizza.” You tried again.

“I’m vegetarian.”

Of course she was.

“Oh..you could pick them off?”

She scoffed, trudging off in the direction of Ellie, leaving you to sit alone. This was not going as planned, you’d wanted to spend one on one time with Ellie and discuss what the fuck had happened in the last month but it’d just be awkward when the elephant was literally in the room.

The two returned, Ellie’s hair dryer now and towel discarded. Ellie plopped down beside you and you didn’t miss the way Cat’s eye twitched.

Ellie’s eyes landed on the box of pizza, her face lighting up. “No way, I thought they were closed during the holiday’s.”

You smiled, “Guess I was lucky.”

She smiled back and your gaze met hers, your heart picked up in speed when you saw something in her warm jade eyes…something soft and—

Before you could inspect it further Cat slid past your legs to sit on the left of Ellie, separating the two of you again and almost pushing you off the couch.

Cat leaned into Ellie and you thought you saw her stiffen in the corner of your eye but when you turned to look at her she was back to normal, maybe you imagined it.

“You brought a movie?” Ellie asked, eyeing the small black rectangle on the table.

“Oh, yeah! Jurassic Park.” You leaned forward, picking it up.

“On blu-ray?” Cat snarked, “Isn’t that a little outdated.”

You looked at Ellie but she was focused on the the pizza, already downing a slice and a half.

“I think it’s fun, feels more..authentic.” You replied, noticing the small smirk that crept on to Ellie’s face.

You got up, fiddling with the small TV and DVD player like you did many times before when you and Ellie had a movie night. Finally, the movie started playing and you grabbed a bag of snacks as you eased into the beanbag instead of sitting back down on the couch.

Guess yours and Ellie’s talk could wait.

The movie droned on and Cat inevitability fell asleep on Ellie, you pulled out your phone as the scene where Donald Genarro gets eaten by a T-Rex while on the toilet started up.

You were answering snaps, liquorice hanging from your mouth when you got a text from Ellie, you looked up and saw her staring at you.

Bored?

You smiled,

We’ve seen this movie like a million times. I’m tired of watching an attorney get chomped up on the toilet. 😔

she stifled a laugh,

are u serious? 😫 that’s like the best scene.

personally, I like the end where they make it off the island.

Ofc u do 😒 always a sucker for happy endings.

You sighed, rolling your eyes playfully.

Hey can I ask u smth

ofc what’s up?

whyd you come here tonight? don’t get me wrong I’m glad u did its just. It’s been a while since I’ve heard from u and then u just like shoe up lol

shoe up? 🤨🤨

She frowned jokingly.

I’m srs.

Your fingers hovered over the letters as you thought of how to answer, you couldn’t just tell her that you’d been thinking of her aimlessly in the last month and you’d decided to push away the immense romantic feelings you had in order to at least stay friends with her now could you?

i just missed you and I thought like, why did we even stop talking in the first place, yk?

As you typed the next message you felt heat creep up your neck and your heart pick up just a tad. It wasn’t risky per say..just a little intimate.

tbh, ive been missing you the entire past couple weeks. like so fucking much 🫥

You added the emoji to soften the blow, make it seem less like you were in love with her and her absence caused a gaping hole in your life.

tbh, me too. im sorry abt that night btw. i was angry and felt betrayed and I lashed out on u even tho u were just looking out for me, and im sorry for not reaching out.

I understand and I’m sorry too. for yelling and not reaching out sooner 💗😞

I don’t forgive you.

Panic flooded your brain, was she still upset? Did she not want to be friends with you anymore? Did you wait too long to reach out? Ellie looked at your frightened face and tapped quickly, reassuring you.

Joking joking! I was gonna say i might if u come over like this more often but.. yeah 🥸

You sighed, relief washed over your body and you giggled.

u always have the worst timing.

You glanced up at her expecting to see a smile but your heart tugged at her expression, she looked..sad. The usual gleam in her jade eyes was gone and her soft lips were pulled into a solemn frown.

i know

Before you could pick apart the message a shiver jolted through your spine and goosebumps covered your neck and arms. When did it get so cold?

hey is ir kind of cold in here?

yeah the heaters busted. turns on and off 😒 i asked matinance to come take a look but yk how those mfs are.

damn..r ur blankets still in the same place?

nah i moved them a while ago they’re by the actually lemme just show u

Ellie peeled Cat off her shoulder carefully as to not wake her up and motioned for you to follow her. You got up from your seat on the beanbag and treaded quietly behind her.

She led you into her room and as she dug in the back of her closet you took in the space. It’d been too long since you’ve last been in there, you breathed in the familiar earthy-pine scent that was so inadvertently Ellie and eyed the bed you and her have had countless conversations on. Your eyes travelled to the guitar that stood against her bed frame, the wood worn from years of both her and Joel playing, she’d only played for you a couple of times and even then it was little snippets as she felt too embarrassed to play you a full song.

“Here.” Your eyes snapped back to her and the plush green blanket she held out. You were confused for a second but then you’d remembered why you came in here in the first place.

“Oh right, thanks.” You reached for the blanket but you must’ve anticipated for it to be lighter because it fell from your hand and landed with a soft thump on the floor.

She sighed playfully, reaching down to grab it, “Always a klutz, huh, bug?”

Your breath hitched at the nickname. She’d started calling you her lovebug back in elementary school to tease you since you always demanded she leave bugs and other insects alone and always opted for the piece of paper and cup method to set them free instead of her brutal method of stomp until they’re dead. The only insects she really liked were fireflies, she didn’t really have a reason..she just did.

However, she stopped calling you it when she had started dating Cat and resorted back to her regular “dude” “bro” and “man”. You forced your heart not to read too much in to her use of it, it probably just slipped out, nothing more nothing less.

She picked up the blanket and put it in your hands, placing one on top of yours to make sure you were holding it properly. And that would’ve been fine and dandy if she let go and you would’ve shuffled back to your seat on the beanbag and it would’ve been normal, and it would’ve been okay.

Only, she didn’t move her hand. She let it rest in top of yours, the heat from her body travelling to yours, igniting you in a way you don’t think was possible. You looked up to meet those familiar pools of jade, finding the same look you had seen when the two of you were on the couch; soft and wanting.

It’s funny really, you had shown up here with so much ready to say and now look at you. Completely silent, terrified that if you even breathed too loud it would shatter whatever blissful moment was going on.

But your heart battered against your chest, screaming and thrashing at you.

it’s NOW or NEVER. SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT!

“I like you.”

Silence. There was no echo in the room but you swore your words bounced around the walls and hung in the air.

“What?” She breathed, taking a step back.

This was wrong, you knew it was. Her girlfriend was literally less than 10 feet away and the two of you had just started talking again, but you couldn’t do it anymore. You needed to tell her, if there was even a sliver of a chance she felt the same way you were going to take it.

“I like you— more than a best friend like, and I have for a while. And I know you’re dating Cat and I get that you like her, I really do. But I can’t do this anymore, Ellie. I can’t sit and pretend I’m happy for you because I’m fucking not. Whenever I see you two together, kissing and hugging I wish it was me—fuck I wish it was me.”

“Bug,” She paused, closing her eyes briefly, “ ★..I’m dating Cat.”

“You think I don’t!—“ You paused, urging yourself to breathe and counting to ten slowly.

nine..ten.

“You think I don’t know that?” You repeated, calmer.

“★..” Ellie began but you pushed on.

“Ellie can’t you see how..how bad she is for you?”

“What?” She asked, anger lacing her voice.

“She’s hurt you time and time again, and I’m always the one who has to comfort you just for you to go back to her after a few sweet words…she doesn’t deserve you.”

“You’re not apart of my relationship you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.” She spat.

You huffed, blowing out air as you tried to breathe again.

eight..nine..

“Just because you’re fucking in love with me doesn’t mean you get to come in here and act like you know a single fucking thing because you don’t.”

Fuck breathing, fuck ten.

“You stupid bitch! She doesn’t fucking care about you. Why can’t you see the one for you is me.” You yelled, then gasped at your outburst. It had taken both of you by surprise, even when you and Ellie got into the nastiest of arguments you never yelled at eachother—minus that one night a month ago. It felt good, letting out all the emotion you had harboured for so, so long.

The two of you were centimetres away, having inched closer to yell in eachothers faces but now it was quiet, except for the laboured breathing that expelled from both of you, fanning over eachothers lips.

Icy jade met the fire burning behind your eyes, the juxtaposition was so intense you thought if your heart beat any faster you’d go into cardiac arrest.

“..You’re the one for me..?” She said, a ghost of a whisper.

And It was quick, so quick you almost didn’t catch it but you did. Her eyes flitted a fraction of an inch down to your lips and fuck, it was over for both of you.

Your lips crashed into hers, her large hands found promise at the nape of your neck, pushing you closer as she slotted her mouth against yours. The blanket in your hands long forgotten as it fell back to the floor. It was heated, hungry, passionate, and desperate. Months of hate, love, frustration, and separation rolled into one long awaited meaningful kiss.

It was when her hand trailed down to your hip, pulling you flush against her body and snaking under your top to brush over your skin that ellicited a sweet noise from you and her tongue sliding across yours, that she finally pulled away, a string of saliva connecting the two of you.

“Fuck.” She breathed, her voice raspy and you bit your lip when you felt your clit pulse.

“I need to—“

“I think you—“ the two of you spoke at the same time making both of you pause.

“I need to go.” You whispered, so quiet she almost didn’t hear you.

She nodded and watched as you turned around and walked out of her room, she stayed like that, standing and barely breathing until she heard the familiar noise of her dorm door closing before she allowed herself to crumble to the floor and hang her head in her hands.

“Els?” Her head shot up, thinking you had returned but she felt guilt flood her body when her face fell in disspointment at the sight of her groggy girlfriend.

“Hey..we need to talk.” She sighed.

She really did have the worst timing.

#ellie x reader #ellie x fem reader #ellie williams #ellie x you #ellie x y/n #ellie the last of us #ellie tlou #ellie smut #ellie fic #ellie fluff #ellie au #ellie angst

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hotchsdimples · 1 year ago

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Personal heating pad

Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x reader

Word count: 710

Summary: Aaron comforts you while on the first day of your period.

Not proofread, so if you see any mistakes, no you don’t :) <3

When you woke up in the morning to find you had gotten your period, you immediately called in sick for work. Even though you felt fine just now, you knew the cramps wouldn’t take long to set in. The first day had always been the worst and this wasn’t about to change today. And, sure enough, just as you were about to sit down on your couch half an hour later and have breakfast, the pain in your lower stomach started.

Before you could do anything else, your phone screen lit up, showing a new message.

Aaron: Good morning, sweetheart. Everything alright?

You smiled at your screen, warmth spreading through you at his use of this particular pet name. Normally, you were the one to text him first, a habit that had grown over the past few months you were dating. You weren’t living together yet, so good morning texts were your way of a good morning kiss.

Y/n: Good morning!! Sorry I haven’t texted yet – called in sick and staying home. (It’s that time of the month😐)

Aaron: Oh no, how are you feeling, my love? Do you need anything? I could be there in 20.

Y/n: No no, it’s alright, honey! The cramps have just begun, but it’s still manageable. You do your work! You can come by later if you want. (Would appreciate, obviously)

Aaron: Obviously.

Aaron: Alright. But if you need anything, tell me asap. Love you ❤️

He really is the perfect boyfriend.

It was 2:30pm when you heard a key in the lock of your apartment door as you lay on the couch watching tv.

“Aaron, is that you?” You called out, just to be sure.

“Hi, darling,” he said entering your living room and giving you a peck on your lips. “How are you feeling?” With another kiss to your forehead, he walked around the couch to sit on your side.

“Cramps are baaaaaad, but I’m okay,” you said, stroking over his cheek with your right hand.

Aaron took your hand in his and left a kiss on your knuckles. “Are you comfortable?”

“As comfortable as I can be.”

He smiled softly at you before raising a bag you hadn’t yet noticed he held. “I brought your favorite chocolates and tea. I wasn’t sure if you’d have either in stock, so…”

“Thank you,” you smiled back at him. “You didn’t have to do that.”

“I know,” he shrugged his shoulders as his smile grew bigger, dimples full on display. “But I wanted to.” His hand found your cheek, leaning in for another kiss on your lips. “How about I’ll go make you that tea and then join you on the couch?”

“That, Mr. Hotchner, sounds amazing.”

He just laughed and stood up to go to your kitchen area.

“How’d you get off work so early? Aren’t you supposed to still be in the office?” You called as you heard him put on the kettle.

“Didn’t have a lot to do today, so I got to leave earlier,” he said as he leaned forward against the counter.

“Now that’s a lie if I ever heard one. Aaron Hotchner always has a lot of work to do.”

“Fine. I took some of it home with me, so I could be here with you. Is that such a bad thing?” He blushed a bit as he admitted that, a smile making its way to his lips.

“No, of course not.” Your heart threatened to burst with the amount of love you had for him. Just when you thought you couldn’t possibly love him more, he goes and does this.

You take two large sips of your tea before placing the mug down on the coffee table. Just as he was about to lay down next to you, you asked, “Can you lay down on top of me? You’re a way better heating pad than the one I have.”

He let out a chuckle, “If that’s what you want, I’ll happily be your personal heating pad.”

Your hands found his back immediately, his warmth and the pressure relieving your pain in an instant. You let out a sigh, basking in the comfort he gave you, as he pressed a kiss to your collarbone.

“Feeling better?”

“Absolutely.”

#aaron hotch x reader #aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner x you #aaron hotch imagine #hotch #i want him as my personal heating pad #aaron hotchner fanfiction #aaron hotchner fluff #aaron being the best boyfriend <33

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regularme12 · 1 year ago

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Hazbin Hotel tickle hcs (AGAIN)

Doing this lil ol' ideaaaa.... I added one more bc it just having 9 questions was kinda throwing me off😭

1. Who's the most ticklish character?

Lucifer. Hands. Down!!! This guy would squeakkk if u just poked his ribcage, so imagine the reactions you'd get out of him if u really tickled him... Esp. his worst spot~.

2. Who’s the character that most people would assume is ticklish, but actually isn’t?

Nifty. Don't ask how people would think her of all devils to be ticklish, but they just do.

3. Who’s the character that everyone gangs up on and tickles?

In the Hotel? Gotta be Sir Pentitous, just because he explicit hilarious reactions, it would've been Angle, but he really hates being tickled, so they gotta set boundaries, you know? But over all, it's Lucifer, just bc he's really sensitive.

4. Who’s the character that somehow knows everyone else’s tickle spots and reveals them to others?

Niftyyyy, she's too energetic, and usually, if not everytime, would hear someone being tickled and rush right to it, just to watch. Just because, since she likes pain, and when she hears someone yell stop, she thinks they're in pain, and absolutly enjoys it way tooo much.

5. Who’s the character with one specific tickle spot that only one other person knows about?

Adam's collar bone is stupid ticklish, like if u only tickle him there, he'll be more ticklish than Lucifer. And Lute knows this, and uses it to blackmail him. She won't tell anyone about Adam's secret, in return of what Lute wants.

6. Who’s the most likely to win gang tickle wars?

Vaggie, she's just so skilled because of what she had to endure in Heaven. Beilieve it or not, but the angles really love tickling other angles, so in order for Vaggie to not be taken down that way, she had to stand her ground, and stand it she did.

7. Which character has a kink for tickling?

Val.😐 No suprise here, but he only has that kink for his very own, special prodigy, Angledust.

8. Which character didn’t even know they were ticklish until another character tickled them?

This is a tie between Alastor and Vaggie, so I'll go with Vaggie first. She didn't know until, I'd like to headcanon her and Emily were like bffs in Heaven, Emily tickled her since Vaggie tickled Emily, and let's just say, all hell broke lose when Vaggie realized she was indeed ticklish. Now, Alastor. He didn't know until Nifty was running up and down his body, and he like jumped and squeaked knocking her off. But of course, with this new found information, Nifty keeps doing it, but she doesn't get far until Alastor pushes her off with force. Husk witnessed it too, and he tried, but let's just say, never again.

9. Which two characters have tickle fights all the time?

Vaggie and Charlie, ofc. They are too cute with each other. Charlie would intiate the tickling, only to be taken down all the time, because Charlie loves being tickled and tickling all together, so she kinda just let her self get taken down. In which, Vaggie really don't mind, bc she hates being tickled, and she loves her girlfriend's giggles. So it's a win-win situation.

10. Which character only let's one specific character tickle them?

Husk only let's Angle tickle him, bc he has a soft spot for the spider demon. Cuteeeeeeee >_<

#tickle #tickle headcanons #headcanon #hazbin hotel tickle #hazbin hotel

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1eos · 8 months ago

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Hi, just read your post about immigrant mothers ruining their kid's jobs. My mother is not an immigrant but she's asian and she cannot for the life of her be considerate with my previous job situation.

I earned 2k monthIy. It's quite low bc we're poor and I have to use half of my pay to support my family. So I decided to take this remote part time job for savings (not just for me but for the family also) and bc of that I am almost in front of my laptop 24/7. It's a report writing job and usually I would have 2 reports weekly to be submitted within 4 days.

My mother hated that I am always in my room doing work and would get so angry because "I listen to the employers more than her". She would make me do a lot of house chores when she knew I was tired from work just to spite me, saying that in the house I do the least chores???? Yeah bc I have a deadline to catch OMG.

Usually I would plan my week for the reports but then she would make me drive her for errands etc and would guilt trip me if I don't do so. Because of this I would stay up all night trying to finish the report just so that she won't throw a fit. Also, I have 2 other brothers who have a lot of free time but just for gaming, not for chores.....but somehow I'm the bad guy......which also makes me believe all asian mothers are "boy moms" but that's for another day.

The problem about these mothers is not because they don't understand their children. It's because they DO NOT WANT to. Because if they do, it means they have to listen/cater to you; not the other way around. They rather die than doing THAT.

first n foremost i haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate that you're going thru this :(. it's truly thee worst to be sabotaged by a mother its truly so insidious and too many ppl in this day and age think its cute or like something we just have to suffer thru bc hey that lady gave birth to us and helped raise us. like the idea that GIRLS --bc they rarely if ever do this to sons--are literally put on earth to toil and suffer and serve their mothers, brothers, aunties etc until some man comes along and then u serve him w no thought or care for ourselves until we die is sooooooooo pervasive.

like its so sad that in 2024 you have someone purposefully going out of her way to sabotage your hustle :(((((((((((((((((( and i won't do the annoying 'just move out!' bc trust me ik how hard it is to move out right now!!!!!!!!! i will say i hope you maintain the strength and energy to persevere thru the sabotage 😐 you will win. misogyny will not win! m*thers who are mad that their daughters aren't just rolling over to be the family doormat. and its like? you'd think they'd be happy but that post partum jealousy is something else i'll tell you that

i still remember being a kid and my mom waiting until i was totally asleep to force me awake to put two dishes in the dish washer?????? and would be yelling and totally pissed off that im not standing at attention to do the dishes at 11pm 😭😭😭😭😭 bitch i was in literal rem sleep why are u screaming at an unconscious child? just lacking control or excitement in their own lives and take it out on their daughters its fucking sick

bc you're right lolllll its not that they 'dont understand' they deadass do not want to. which is why i don't believe in extending grace for bad mothers in a lot of these situations bc why the hell do i have to put myself in YOUR shoes and suffer disrespect always thinking about YOUR feelings when for the first 18 years you were the ONLY adult??? absolutely bizarre. i hope one day we can stop lighting up mothers for shit they can't control like crying babies or having to breastfeed and clock them for the way theyre cornerstones in keeping the patriarchy alive. and the specific bullshit mothers dole out and get away with it bc society expects total devotion to mothers especially from daughters like i need everyone to wake it up bc there's nooooo reason for a grown ass person to be sabotaging you like that! a lot of us are living in the house with our worst opponents and i hate it!

but bottom line? I AM ROOTING FOR YOU ANONNNN WE WILL MAKE IT OUT OF HERE I PROMMY

#asks #i hope you get to where you're going in life v peacefully anon #bc this is too much!#and may them brothers of yours get tf up and

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bloomingdarkgarden · 1 year ago

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can't do emojis on this thing but pen emoji and meh face emoji for the ask game :)

😐 What embarrasses you most about your own writing?

The amount of times I have used the word SOFT (like 9000x) oh well. It’s wildly appropriate for every sentence I write, it just happens.

🖊 Post a snippet from a current WIP.

DARKGARDEN SNIPPET

“I am more sorry than you know,” Rhys raked a hand through his dark hair. “Particularly for suggesting a brothel.”

Azriel grinned slightly as he glanced out the far window.

"That might have been the worst part."

"I was an asshole."

Azriel shrugged, but did not disagree.

“I know what you were trying to protect. I won’t pretend I wouldn’t have done the same.”

“The line between my duty and my family,” Rhysand’s eyes gutted out, “is difficult to manage. I lost sight of what mattered most. My intention might have been founded, but the words were all wrong.”

“That doesn’t mean they didn’t need to be spoken,” Azriel said quietly.

“It also doesn’t mean they don’t warrant an apology.”

Azriel’s mouth curled upwards. “How long did Feyre have you sleeping at the townhouse?”

Rhys chuckled, shaking his head. “A week. How long did Elain stay angry?”

“A couple of hours.”

“How in bottomless depths of the Cauldron did you manage that?”

Azriel shrugged nonchalantly. “I took my shirt off and she forgave me.”

Rhys leaned back, laughing heartily. “Noted for next time.” His brow furrowed through his laughter. “They’re rather a unit now, the three of them. We ought to bring Cass in and discuss long term strategy.”

A half grin formed on the shadowsinger’s mouth.

The High Lord idly stared out the window. “Quite honestly, I’m beginning to believe Elain is more frightening than the other two.”

Azriel’s face was an unreadable fortress. “That is because she is.”

Rhys loosened another laugh. His features softened, swimming in the memory of that day, long ago. “She fought for you, Az,” he remarked.

“She fought like hell, and we all walked away different people after seeing it.”

“She’s remarkable that way,” Azriel’s voice was quiet. “I’m just the sorry bastard who fell in love with her for it.”

Rhysand swallowed, willing some unspoken understanding into his gaze.

“I could never ask for anything more for you, brother.”

The shadowsinger’s gaze shuttered at the words.

“Regardless, Elain is right,” Rhys continued gently. “You have served this court unfailingly. But at your own expense. It is my doing. And I'm sorry it took this level of catastrophe to realize.”

Azriel’s eyes flickered to the High Lord’s.

“I have chosen to serve you, Rhys. To fight for our home. And the family we have found within it.”

“Perhaps,” Rhys murmured. “But you've fought too long, too hard, and at far too great a risk.”

A long moment of silence passed.

“I've never had anything to lose.”

The words were too hushed, too honest.

Rhysand's violet gaze tightened as the truth resonated off the walls. A gentle, silent sort of comfort had him gripping Azriel's shoulder a moment later, meeting his brother’s eyes directly.

"Well you certainly do now."

#darkgarden #elriel #ask game

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sauriansolutions · 9 months ago

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So based on some vague keyboard smash posts, plus some screenshots I saw around Tumblr, this is my interpretation of what I think we English server players can expect to see soon in Chapter 7...

Spoilers below the cut because this is all highly accurate!

Rook's dream:

Rook: Omfg it's Neige and Vil! Onstage, together!

Rook: And now they're singing and dancing about their precious friendship!

Rook: And I have a front-row seat!

Rook: *pulls out a pair of jumbo binoculars* :D

Rook: *puts a pair of tiny opera glasses on the jumbo binoculars* :D :D

Vil's dream:

Vil: Hello there, I am Vil--yes, Vil the very successful actor. Vil, the shining star with no competitors whatever, yes, that's me.

Vil: And this here is my lowly assistant... lol I forget his name?

Neige: *bowing* You're so much better than me, Vil-sama, I am unworthy of a name!

Vil: Ahaha how amusing... a talking ant. Don't make me step on you, little bug~

Neige: You can step on me Vil-sama it's okay!

Vil: ... Alright but don't make it weird.

Epel's dream:

Epel: *unnaturally deep voice* Hello fellow students, I'm Epel and I am Very Tall.

Fellow students: *craning their necks to look up and up and up* .......

Yuu: *takes out their Trauma Count notebook and adds a tally mark*

Later...

Yuu: Uhh so, Silver... is this the kinda stuff you see all the time, when your magical narcolepsy makes you visit people's dreams?

Silver: Yeah. This is all pretty normal.

Yuu: Huh.

Silver: 😐

Yuu: I think I understand you much better now.

Silver: 😐

______

God also, apparently, they're going to go backwards through every character's dreams in reverse order of their introduction? And I can't fucking wait??

Here are my predictions:

Chapter 5: Ignihyde

Ortho's dream:

Ortho: Hooray, I'm so happy we're finally outside!

Idia: Me too!

Ortho: And we're at a park!

Idia: You were right all along lil bro, parks are fun!

Ortho: And all our friends are here too!!

Idia: Hooray for friendship amirite?

Yuu and the gang: Huh, this one is weirdly wholesome. Hey, I wonder if...

Idia's dream:

(It's the same dream, but...)

Idia: Omfg help, SOS, mayday, someone please save me!

Yuu: Idia? Are you--

Idia: You gotta get me outta here! There are people everywhere! They're all looking at me and AHHH OH GODS NO, you're people too!!

Idia: ahhh it's literally my worst nightmaaare ahhh *runs away*

Chapter 4: Scarabia

Kalim's dream:

Grim: omg where are we??

Yuu: I dunno, everything's so bright and shiny it's hard to even look at...

*clouds part*

Giant Baby Otter: HELLO

All: AHHH

Giant Baby Otter: YOU ARE ALL CORDIALLY INVITED BY KALIM AL-ASIM TO PARTYLAND, THE LAND WHERE IT'S ALWAYS A PARTY AND THE PARTYING NEVER ENDS

Grim: Oh shit, I wanna go. Can we go to partyland? Please? Pleeeease?

Sebek: No, we can't go to partyland, we need to save WAKASAMA--

All, including Giant Baby Otter: 🥺

Sebek: ...

Sebek: Okay, ten minutes.

Jamil's dream:

Jamil: Muahahaha! Finally, Kalim is DEAD! I killed him!

Jamil: And now... I'm going to...

Jamil: TAKE A NAP!

Kalim: Yaaay I'm actually alive!

Jamil: What?? No!

Kalim: I was just pretending to be dead! Funny joke huh? Hee hee!

Jamil: I literally stabbed you eleven times, how--

Kalim: The power of friendship!

Jamil: That doesn't even--

Kalim: Let's join hands and sing the friendship song!

Jamil: NoOOOOoooOo

Chapter 3: Octavinelle

Azul's dream:

Azul: Welcome to the Mostro Lounge II! The even better, even more monetarily successful version of Mostro Lounge!

Yuu: Oh. Hmm. This is...

Silver: Yes, this seems about right.

Sebek: This is exactly as I expected!

Azul: Excuse you? Are you calling my dream boring and predictable?

Grim: What, you mean you own TWO restaurants, and make even MORE money now? Ugh, let's go before he makes us wash dishes or something.

Azul: *shouting after them* Wait! There are some new menu items!

Azul: Mostro Lounge II has its own Magicam account!

Azul: ...Come back and buy something!

*cricket noises*

Azul: Fine, I don't need you guys anyway! C'mon, Sentient Coin Collection, let's go count you in the Even More Exclusive VIP Room!

Sentient Coin Collection: *weird muppet voice* Hehe yay! I love when you count me, Azul~

Jade's dream:

(It's just a picture of Jade smiling and saying something that's been blurred out. In front of an entire background that's also been blurred out.)

Yuu: We are legally and morally unable to show you what happened in Jade's dream.

Yuu: Needless to say, mushrooms were involved.

Grim: Never EVER, say the word "mushrooms" EVER AGAIN--

Floyd's dream:

(It's the same picture again, but with Floyd.)

Yuu: You know what?

Yuu: We're going to just. Not talk about this one, either.

Grim: *is just sobbing* I HATE DREAMS

Chapter 2: Savanaclaw

Ruggie's dream:

Ruggie: *opens a closet door and finds it overflowing with random bags of chips, fruit slices, a whole baked ham, etc*

Ruggie: omg yes! Look at all this free food!!

Ruggie: *opens another closet door and finds it overflowing with plastic containers*

Ruggie: EVERYTHING'S COMIN' UP RUGGIE BUCCHI TODAY shishishi

Jack's dream:

Jack: ... One thousand! I'm done my sit-ups!

Jack: And now it's time to start my pull-ups...

Grim: Do you actually, seriously dream about working out?

Jack: ...Yes?

Yuu: And then wake up, and go do it for real?

Jack: ...Yes??

Jack: Well, wait, no. Not before I've had a solid 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep, obviously.

Grim: Let's go. C'mon Silver, do the dream magic thing.

Yuu: Yeah, hurry. I'm feeling like a lazier, generally worse person every second that we stay here.

Sebek: *is also lifting weights* Aww, do we have to leave already? I like it here--

Leona's dream:

Leona: zzzzz

*Leona is dead asleep in the middle of the botanic garden*

Yuu: ... can you sleep in a dream?

Grim: Yes, Yuu, we literally just established that in Book 7, Chapter 50-something, weren't you paying attention?

Sebek: So... what do we do now?

Silver: We have no choice. We must... go into his dream-within-a-dream!

*horn noise from Inception*

Leona: zzzzz

*Leona is dead asleep in the middle of the botanic garden, except now everything is staircases*

All: NoOOOOoooOo

*horn noise from Inception*

Chapter 1: Heartslabyul

Trey's dream:

Trey: Oh good, you guys got here just in time. The cookies are ready.

*Trey, dressed in a dentist's garb, pulls a steaming plate of cookies out of a giant mouth*

Grim: NO NO NO EVERYBODY RUN

Trey: Wait, come back, there is a perfectly normal explanation for this I promise--

Cater's dream:

Cater: My Magicam account has its own Magicam account!

All: ...

Cater: Yeah that's it. That's my dream.

Cater: My life actually kind of sucks, okay?

All: 😨

Ace's dream:

Ace: Hey guys, I'd like you all to meet my brother~

Yuu: Is that Patton Oswalt?

Patton Oswalt: Yes it's me, Patton Oswalt, I've been Ace's older brother this whole time!

Grim: Okay wait. Time out. Ace, is your brother actually Patton Oswalt?

Yuu: Or is it just your dream that Patton Oswalt was your brother?

Ace: Wouldn't you like to know!

(This is an inside joke that only me and like one other person will understand...)

Deuce's dream:

Deuce: *surrounded by baby chicks and empty egg cartons* I can't believe it!

Deuce: Baby chicks really do come from grocery store eggs! I KNEW IT!

Deuce: Hah! What do you have to say about THAT, Ace?

Ace: *offscreen* Uhh well, my older brother is Patton Oswalt, so...

Deuce: Argh! Dammit Ace!!

Grim: Are we done yet? I have no idea what's even going on anymore.

Silver: That's pretty normal for dreams, actually.

Yuu: Just one more dream... then we can go face off against Hornton... This one shouldn't be TOO bad, I mean it's--

Riddle's dream

*Riddle is 9,000 ft tall and breathing fire*

Riddle: Who the FUCK ate my FUCKING strawberry tart?!

*Riddle's mom appears, and she is 12,000 ft tall and breathing even more fire and has lasers for eyes*

Riddle's mom: ... LANGUAGE, RIDDLE!

*Godzilla noises in the background*

*Also everything is on fire*

Yuu: *puts on a bowler hat and sips a coffee that just appeared out of nowhere* This is fine.

END

(this got away from me a little)

#twisted wonderland #sauri says things #twisted shitposting #this is the worst thing I've ever written and I'm not even sorry #twisted wonderland predictions #patton oswalt is there #tw Riddle's mom #I'm sorry Cater

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sungbeam · 2 months ago

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he is psycho 🤭🥰🫶🏻💖 ughh you're right- he's so villain coded but he'd be so cute as one- like a megamind of sorts bhebhea (i preface this by saying i rarely know anything about superheros/villains my ex-best friend was just into dc comics so bare min. knowledge... i would sign up for your collab otherwise 😔🫶🏻) hehehe~ I agree there isn't but it's okay~ It's no problem!!! Thank you sm for writing it!!! Ooooh you have ?? I love this sm- bhebhebha I totally understand- once the image is there~ you gotta go after it~

aww yeah~ ofc!! they're fake maknae & maknae bhebhebha OMG so we have hannie wrecker in common now~ but omg- i love your wrecker line sm- they're straight chaos (vernon is neutral bc he's 🙂😐🤨 but sometimes!!) but omg that makes you almost a full booseoksoon biaser!! 🥺🫶🏻 that's so cute! Your first bias was wonu!?!? I love that sm!! He's so sweet!!

(i'm cutting this into two asks bc it's just way too long- feel free to answer in one~)

KATE I WILL BE APOLOGIZING THOROUGHLY AS ALWAYS IM SORRY i hope u had a lovely holiday :')))

omg but no cuz i think jun would both be super cute but also like... so sexy as a villain 😭 like his duality is insane; he's kinda like changmin in that way skfndkjf idk if u know those specific pics of him w glasses and slightly longer brown hair but he's sooooo *faints* wait lemme go get them—

UGHHHH THESE ONES HE'S SO DELECTABLE AND LIKE ITS GIVING UNDERESTIMATED NERD WHO TURNS OUT TO BE KINDA INSANE.... anyways...

yes u encapsulated vernon's vibe so well w those emojis 😭😭😭 i had my friends over for a little xmas get together and we made keychains, and one of them made ice bear ones (from we bare bears) and it made me think of vernon 🤧😔💔 YESYES I AGREE WONU IS SOOO SWEET EEE!!! like ik people headcanon him as kinda cold, but he's so giggly and dorky plsss skfnkdnfjf

NO CUZ IT WAS A CRAZY ERA AND JACOB LITERALLY GOT DETHRONED 😭😭😭 i still have memes and screenshots it was so— OOOHH omg so u stan got7 🤭 r u excited for their comeback soon???

TASTE SOLIDARITY!!!! OMG BAHAHHAHA SO EXCITED TO HEAR ABT URS AND KEBBI'S HISTORY I LOVE LORE

ahhhh whisper era was so iconic (i say this abt every era), but it was def cobies purple hair for me heh :'))) RAAAH BABYDOLL RABBIT HOLE SO FKN REAL!!!!!! THEIR NO DIGGITY STAGE WAS ALSO SO FKN GOOD SKFNJDND like ooooowwwwh 😭😭😭 what if i melted,,, GASP STOP I LITERALLY THINK THAT WAY ABT CERTAIN IDOLS TOO HAHAHAH like i have so many friends who bias juyo so im like "that man's taken" and same for like sunwoo 😭 but it's so funny to know that happened w u and kebbi + younghoon!!!

omg the chanhee bias wreckage is me w kevin and hyunjae 😭 like they remind me at the worst times that they're so desirable skcnskfnjf LIKE WHY R WE BEING SEDUCED RN??? rip hoon 💔 u were good to kate 💔

ahhh i don't really listen to pentagon unfortunately but i ofc love their banger 'shine' !!! :')) and my bias for enha is currently heeseung and jungwon!!! (rip jake, u were a real one 💔) and what abt u for enha? i think i saw u reblog my jay fic..? tbh jay has been hitting different lately too... AND OH JAY AND SVT JUN BEING LIKE THE HYUNG/DONGSAENG DUO FITS SO WELL IF U BIAS JAY HAHA

BYE YES UR RIGHT 😭 I WAS LITERALLY IN LOVE W THE RIGHT GUY AND THEN FLIPPED FOR MY POLAR OPPOSITE 😭😭😭 BUT THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS... 💔 sorry king... 💔💔 idek how it happened or when it started, but it was too late when i finally realized what was happening TT UGHHHH YES THE STICKY COVER WAS SO..... i don't usually watch tiktoks more than once but i have to be so honest... that one def got watched at least five times 😭😭😭😭

#sungbeam strikes again #moot ❧#kate 🍨

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burgercheese1812 · 2 years ago

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SPOILERS!!!!!!!

Read at your own risk!

My emotions/thoughts through painted devils, because I just finished that shit and holy jamole-

(This took me days to write help 💀)

The seventh lie: (yes it has to be in sections or no one will be able to follow it, not even myself)

YES IT HAS FINALLY ARRIVED

OOOO THE COVER JUST *chefs kiss*

NO DAMMIT VANJA GO BACK

DAMMIT VANJA

Don’t scam the people, don’t scam the people- of course she did.

Hm making up a story about a god, yes this seems completely sane and won’t have future repercussions.

*fast forwards two months* Dammit Vanja.

Don’t go into the barn. DON’T GO INTO THE BARN- of course.

EMERIC!! YAY!

oh… Emeric… 😐

awkward.

YES I’VE MISSED THIER BANTER!!!

*sheep third wheeling is a vibe*

*Enter ScarMad*

Hi, yes hello, what do you mean you cLaiMeD mY bOy eMeRiC?? 😃

*Emeric proceeds to be high-fived in the chest, with red permanent marker*

*Enter PrOcToR KiRkLiNg* p.s: I already hate her.

I hope Vanja cuts KiRkLiNg down a few pegs. Ok a lot of pegs.

Who is Helga and where did she come from? *proceeds to knock KiRkLiNg down a few pegs* I like her.

THE RYE ROLL SCENE IS EVERYTHING 🤌 SASSY HELGA MY BELOVED

#wish I could have seen KiRkLiNg standing on that bridge looking like a shocked fish as her lunch falls into the river

Oh how I wish I could go on a lovely date with my significant other to see murals of human sacrifices that may or may not soon involve them. Oh to be in love.

Ah yes Vanja, because I’m sure just screaming in a cave is going to summon- god dammit it ScarMad.

HA VIRGIN (I can’t say anything)

wait hang on so ScarMad claims people who haven’t… done it yet? Or have no intention of ever doing it? That smells a tad… *sniffs the air* Acephobic.

#cancel the Acephob ScarMad 2023 #acerights

“Human measuring stick I’m inexplicably fond of” I’m sure Emeric loves you to Vanja

Ah yes let’s all just casually stroll up to the other 5 brother and ask for them to participate in a BLOOD SACRIFICE that will go down swimmingly I’m sure!

GIVE EMERIC SOME SHEET VANJA HE’S COLD GOD DAMMIT!

*un- PG 13 -ifies your Vaneric*

PLEASE NOT THE PREGNANCY TROPE- oh ok.

Love Helga being a big sister figure in Vanja’s life. (What the poor naive dingbat did not know is that this is what we call ✨foreshadowing✨)

penis.

Great now I’m going to spend the next week wondering how the hell to pronounce blesséd

Of course KiRkLiNg has to come as well

I love Vikram with all my heart.

GHOSTBUSTERS!

WhAt dO yOu mEaN yOu dOn’T HaVe gOdMoThEr’S????

Of course Vanja drunkenly yelled at one of the brothers

The sixth lie:

Vanja throws horseshit at Emeric, off to a great start 😃👍

Wouldn’t be a book with Vanja without some good ol’ Vanja fashion robbery

Cue the Robin Hood montage

Emeric is loving this.

GHOSTBUSTERS! Pt.2

Never seen the movie but I’m 95% sure this is how Annabelle started

Didn’t always have rails- OHS ‘bout to have a field day☝️😃

SISTER??????

BUM BUM BAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The fifth lie:

IRMGARD WHAT THE HELL??

I’M READY TO THROW HANDS WITH THIS GIRL WHAT THE ACTUAL-

Oh right sister.

Ok let’s leave the absolute HORRORS of Vanja’s back scars and go back to this cliffhanger. Starting with:

WHAT THE FU-

Oh she’s just crazy ok. *mightily suspicious*

I will admit I was fully sucked in by the ant proverb-

Great the cult has followed them

The fourth lie:

Ah… brothels…

JUSTICE FOR AGNETHE!!

“The worst mistake of your life wasn’t upsetting me. It was starting a fight with her” SLAY EMERIC YOU TELL MEAN OLD MOTHER HUBBARD

Emeric has… questions…. 👀

Wish i could solve my problems with a giant ruby

Bath. I will elaborate no further.

THE SCARS!! THIS SCENE MADE ME SOB OF COURSE YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL VANJA 😭

Normal people: “i think I love them.” VANJA THE RIZZLER SCHMIDT (Ros) :“If every star were a reason I care for him—that’s how I feel, like I carry too many stars in me to count, like my skin might burst with the enormity of it all, like if I gather them all up, the only name I could give this is love.”

Thank you very much for teaching me to waltz whilst also teaching me organised crime

*gets called ugly in front of her sole mate* Vanja: dead bugs for you

JSDJDJEHFHDUSUDUEHDFBRHCUSHDBF SHE IS THEIR SISTER HOW DARE YOU DANGLE THAT PLOT POINT IN FRONT OF MY FACE ONLY TO TRICK ME AND THEN CHUCK THAT EMOTIONAL DUMP-TRUCK ON ME, YOU @what-eats-owls ARE MAGNIFICENT PLEASE CONTINUE

The third lie:

Excuse me?

Dead? HER MOTHER IS DEAD? 😃

Ozkar: tells Vanja her mother is dead, also Okzar: ew don’t be sad yucky

HER RIBBON?? THAT CLEARLY IS IMPORTANT TO HER?? I NEED TO PUT ON MY DOUBLE SEEING GLASSES 😳 👓🤏JUST TO SEE THROUGH THIS ABSOLUTE BULLSHI-

Ozkar gets worst brother of the year award. Change my mind, oh wait you can’t.

Love that Emeric can just immediately finds Vanja BEST BOYFRIEND

YES EMERIC’S FAMILY

Emeric talking loveingly about his family is giving both Vanja AND me life

NO NO GET OUT IF EMERIC YOU RUDE OLD HAG HE’S CLEARLY TAKEN

LET GO OF VANJA!!!!

NOT THE ANGST—THE ANGST 😭 DAMN YOU, YOU GLOWY RED BIATCH AND ALGEBRA OR WHAT EVER YOUR DAMN NAME IS FOR GIVING VANJA THIS TRAUMA (Adalbrecht but I can’t spell)

Manacles? 🤨📸

EMERIC WANTS TO KEEP VANJA SAFE FROM HIM 😭 GET YOURSELF A PERSON WITH THIS LEVEL OF DEDICATION

honestly if my future partner doesn’t take paralysis pills when they’re possessed by an evil old glowy witch thing then I don’t want ‘em ✋🙄

THIS CRUSTY DUSTY ASS CRIMSON BIATCH HAS BLOCKED VANJA FROM SEEING HER GOD MOTHERS? This lady better be burnt at the stake and hung drawn and quartered when this is over or I swear to whatever is above that I will cross universes and do it myself.

Of course Vanja’s brother has been taken by an immortal sky women because, well because this was all just a tad too easy

The Imperial Abbey if Truth sounds like the most aesthetically pleasing place and goodness I want SO badly to go there now-

YES DEATH AND FORTUNE YAY!!!!

ScarMad clearly has to go back to preschool BECAUSE SHE HASNT HAD THE PERSONAL SPACE TALK YET, GET OUT OF MY BOY-

Cool. Emeric sleepy = no witchy

That was meant to rhyme :/

My poems aren’t as good as Emeric’s

Also. EMERIC HAS POEMS??? PLEASE SHOW ME I MUST SEE 👹👹

Part 3:

THE ABBESS HAS CANDLES ON HER HEAD? She is so cool what the-

AND SHE’S ONLY A SIDE CHARACTER?

Girlboss fr

ScarMad the fabricated low gOd is in fact not a low god and is instead an… old wheat spirit thing?

Emeric really hates horses part 34

Alone? Vanja was alone at the end? I swear to all that is everything EMERIC BETTER NOT DIE-

Math crimes. (I shall be using all those jokes in the foreseeable future)

Emeric needs to be invited to do some money laundering STAT.

AWWW SIBLING MOMENT

this book really is just an emotional roller coaster, except every once in a while they chuck water on you when you least expect it, just to add to the fun emotional experience.

Cue a lot of legal talk that went right over my head

HAHAHAHA SHE GOT ARRESTED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA-

YES AND THE GREEN HAND GETS THE uh, BUILDING AND JONIZA AND THEIR DAD GOT THE MONEY AND-

and now Vanja has to go get her brother from the sky lady

The second lie:

RAGNE

RAGNERAGNERAGNERAGNEGRANGE-

I’msohappythatmyfavouritelittleshapshifterisback

Can you tell I love Ragne?

VANJA’S GOING TO RIDE RAGNE

like… a horse…

WITH WINGS???

on the feet…?

I swear everytime I think Ragne couldn’t get any cooler SHE BLOODY GETS COOLER-

Sky lady.

I love sky lady.

There are so many cool characters in this book I just- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Race! WHO SHALL WIN???

DAMN IT SCARMAD PISS OFF-

A tie? Nice 😎

Vanja has to ride with the Hunt for two weeks? Ok coolcoolcool definitely can’t see this going wrong in the foreseeable future-

She didn’t tell Emeric. 😐

VANJA’S GONNA MET HER FAMILY

And yet another scene that almost made me cry

SHE HAS SO MUCH FAMILY?

THE WEDDING

I love Vanja and her sisters bonding through dressing her up

OMG EMERIC SEEING VANJA ALL DRESSED UP WITH MAKE-UP I- 😭😭😭

Jeezus crickey can ScarMad leave Vanja alone FOR FIVE BLOODY MINUTES??

“What is wrong with you, why are you red??”

the first lie:

Love that Vanja’s whole family just drops everything to help her 😭

I’ve done and am I currently doing a lot of crying and I’m not even at the end yet?

KiRkLiNg is being… tolerable? Perhaps I was wrong about her. Maybe I judged her to quickly? (Later I regretted ever thinking these words)

GHOSTBUSTERS! Pt.3

NO RAGNE

And today on Vanja’s list of low gods to befriend is moss lady

the goat scene. I will now go have nightmares now thank you very much.

JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE ! STOP TELEPORTING THEM

she won’t let them up the bridge. she won’t let them get the anchor.

I have since fallen off the edge of my seat and am lying on the floor reading as fast as I possibly can

Ah yes, the only sane option, jump off the bridge into the jaws of a hellhound 👏👏

Emeric really is ride or die huh

THEY- NO. ON THE RIVER BANK?????

SCANDALOUS!!!!!

…

I take it back please Emeric is just the ride NOT THE DIE I REPEAT PLEASE NOT THE DIE

GIVE HIM BACK YOU INSUFFERABLE RED CANDLESTICK

I am crying with Vanja

HELL YES BRUNNE LETS GOOOOOOOOO

YES GIRLBOSS IS BACK ON HER FEET GO GO GO

The actual red maiden was just sitting in a cave CRYING THIS WHOLE TIME? I say, whilst sitting in my dark room after sobbing through most of this book

YES THE FINAL ASSAULT PUT SCARMAD IN HER PLACE

…

what in. the frick frack diddly dack, fuggle nuggles bloody HELL DID SHE JUST SAY???

MARTHE???

HER.

MOTHER????????

HER MOTHER????????

YOU’RE TELLING ME. THAT HER MOTHER. ORCHESTRATED ALL OF THIS. JUST BECAUSE VANJA WAS GOING TO BE HAPPY??????

SHE’S READY TO SACRIFICE HER WHOLE FAMILY?????

911 child protection services?

Just Marthe dangling Emeric over a hungry hell hound ready to drop him in, Mother in laws am I right?

Gonna buy therapy for Vanja, Emeric, (Marthe can rot) and then myself.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH GO DEATH GO FORTUNE THE TRUE PARENTS MUAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

this all brings me great satisfaction.

BACK INTO THE LATERN AND STRAIGHT INTO THE HELLHOUNDS MOUTH HA

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAY 💅(literally)

Ooooooo yeah 😬 makes sense that the town would lowkey hate Vanja

They get to have a dance 🥺🥺 (one that isn’t threaten by a glowing red demon mother)

Oh. 😳

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

Slay they deserve that.

Water break before the end 🥲

Take back EVERYTHING that I rethought about KiRkLiNg, girl still a baitch

Ofc KiRkLiNg would still want Vanja gone WHAT DID I EVEN THINK-

Vanja.

No.

No Vanja. Don’t do that.

DON’T THINK LIKE THAT VANJA

GOD DAMN IT VANJA STOP

PLEASE SAY HE HEARD THAT, EMERIC HEARD IT BEFORE HE FELL UNCONSCIOUS PLEASE

EMERIC SHE LOVES YOU SHE SAID IT!

VANJA NO

KIRKLING DAMN YOU!

SHE HATES EMERIC??????

WAIT WOAH HOLD UP KIRKLING HATES EMERIC??

VANJA STOP NO!

BRUNNE NO!

…

Screaming crying throwing up.

After the book i just lay on my bed clutching the book sobbing. Then i stopped sobbing and just lay there.

Truely a magnificent book and even this happens to pop up on your fyp and you read all the way down here then:

READ THE BLOODY BOOK! GO! RIGHT NOW! BUY IT! READ IT!

Gonna go reread it myself, I just love crying my eyes out 😗✌️, no but really the book is just amazing and I wish I could read it for the first time again. Thank you so much @what-eats-owls you are truly a magnificent writer and I cannot WAIT for book 3, thank you so much.

#painted devils #little thieves #little thieves meme #painted devils book #vanja schmidt #Emeric #ragne #lgbt books #books and reading #demisexual #demiromantic #aroace

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sucuretcannelle · 1 year ago

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A little bit of dialogue practice, getting to know their new personalities more 😐

"You're tense...You really shouldn't worry. Honestly I'm surprised no one's gotten drunk yet. I think that's what Kuji would really want."

The princess shook her head and smiled weakly. The dark circles and creases under her eyes were rather prominent today, despite not a hair of hers being out of place.

"I'm not worried."

"I can see right through you. Worst comes to worst, he smites you like Zeus, you stay dead for a bit, and then you can go back to your fiancé and your boyfriend."

She laughed dryly, "You know, you'd make a great jester. You're funny, but I don't think you're joking."

The air between the two Sins rapidly turned sour after that interaction. Aibreanne turned her back to her and walked away. She sighed a breath that she didn't know she was holding in and rolled her shoulders back before approaching Nash. She tapped him on his shoulder, and he turned around. The bounty hunter was near the buffett, holding a barbeque rib in one and a chicken wing in the other.

"You scared the dogshit outta me."

Her tail flicks behind her, "I've been working on my stealth."

She glanced at his mouth and snickered. She even went to turn her head away from him before he could ask her what she noticed.

"I thought you came here to be respectful and mourn Mr.Acheron's death. Sounds like the food caught your eye. And your mouth."

She pulled a handkerchief out of the top of her dress and wiped his mouth right before he could question her.

"Do what you want, but when the gates open, you better be on your best behavior, understood?"

"Yeah, yeah, heard you."

She threw the handkerchief at his face, "And leave the gluttony to Lacuna, it's not a good look on you."

When he caught the falling handkerchief, he had a certain shimmer in his eye. He picks his head up to look back at her, "Damn, just come for my whole lineage why don't you?"

"I'll think about it."

The two looked as if they were about to say something, but Aibreanne turned to leave once again.

Am I being too snarky? Is snarky the right word? Sarcastic? Gods, I feel like Lexi.

She placed her hand across her mouth.

I think he'd say fiery. Not on purpose, but he'd notice it after I'd point it out.

"Head's cloudy?"

"Did you even need to ask?"

"It's polite to, Mrs.Saorise—"

Desire immediately felt a sharp pain when her tail whipped him. His arm went to rub his waist, which would soon become bruised by the attack.

"Oh, was I wrong? Are you keeping your last name?"

He was hushed as soon as he finished his sentence, "Would you quiet down already? You'll cause a stir like you always do, and everyone will shift their attention to me instead of the person who's clearly the most important here."

"I'm sure you like the attention. Plus, I think Akuji would've liked the drama."

She shook her head and closed her eyes, "And here I thought he lived up to his fables. 'Reticent and humble' they said."

"He was, just not when it came to some of us."

They sat in a comfortable silence for a few moments.

"Do you miss him?"

The smile that caught his lips was somber at best, "Of course I do. I wish these funeral traditions would end so we could put his name to rest, it's been so long. Nash was still aging by the time he died."

The goddess hummed in understanding.

"Do you miss Alexi?"

"Don't make me answer that."

"I wonder how your vows will go if you're that stubborn about affection."

I'm not stubborn. Wait, when did he change the topic?

He laughed to himself, "I'll be taking my leave. Try not to take this too seriously, alright?"

Sly fox.

"He can be a lot. I'd kill myself if I had to see him as often as you do."

"Velleitie, that is extremely unprofessional."

"But you fantasizing about your house himbo isn't? Okay."

He got me there.

"Have you seen Phthonus?"

"Nope. Haven't seen her."

"Tell Duke and Joule to open the gates, we can start without her."

As Wrath moved to the front of Akuji's statue, the large gates near the front swung open. The eerie silence that drowned all of the visitors turned into loud chattering from the public and camera clicks from their cameras. The noise was loud enough that it signaled all of the other Sins to come to the front as well.

Do I really have to do this? I never even knew him.

Nash and Aibreanne locked eyes for a second, so he mouthed to her, "It's good for your reputation, just do it."

I'll be really surprised if the cameras didn't catch that.

If asked by anyone there, they would've said the speech was formal and well prepared. At worst, it lacked passion and inspiration.

How many times will interviewers bring that up?

Much to her dismay, they would have a field day with that one. It's unfortunate that from the front gates, people could get a clear shot of the grave.

Perhaps that's what he wanted. He was the first Pride to die from an outside force, having the spotlight on him makes sense.

She waved to her colleagues as they teleported out. Facing away from the gate, she carefully seated herself on the base of the statue.

When one of us dies, where would they put us? Probably nowhere near him. Unless one of us suddenly chooses to become as heroic as him. His reputation rivals Archangel Michael's, and anyone would say that his achievements are impossible to surpass.

...That's what I would say if I had no plot significance.

"Why are you sitting here as if you have nothing to do?"

She looked up at Anasuya, or Phthonus who was crossing her arms. It seemed like the little time she had after her mission was spent looking for a dress that was far more creative and alluring than Aibreanne's.

"You look beautiful, as always."

Like many girls do after getting a compliment, she does a small half-turn on each side, slightly lifting her heels off the ground as she shifted.

"I know, you didn't have to tell me. Oh, and there's pockets, I'm tired of you just shoving everything in your bra."

"That's for me?"

"Isn't that obvious? Hadn't it been, I wouldn't even be here. Initially, that is. The Morningstars asked me to check on you."

Both of them?

"And my suggestion is that you get moving. You might turn into stone too if you just sit there overthinking. 'Hang out' with Charlotte or that judge you like to hang out with," she sighs, "He's rather attractive, don't you think? I'm sure he'd make you feel better."

"No comment."

"Understandable, I don't see how you can just stay so loyal to one man," She turned her back to her, beginning to pace in the other direction, "With how you look, it'd be considered a waste of beauty to—"

By the time she looked back, the princess was gone.

"...I may have worsened the situation."

#ocs: sins #oc: Akuji Acheron #i wrote this at 2 a.m let me live

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