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[sabertoothwalrus]

god some of oldest nico comics are kinda nasty to look at 3 years later hsgshdjd but I’m proud that the reason I think they look busted now is because of how much I’ve improved :) it’s also a neat feeling thinking your old art looks completely busted but still thinking it’s good and has merit. It’s nice.

[hatsuneandre]

What if instead of Natural Selection it was Selective Breeding and Eric was a gay slut..bc of breeding you know

[teecupangel]

Catboy nonny yet again with another idea: cucumbers.

Since cucumbers come originally from like India or China I think, it wouldn’t be a stretch that Altaïr or someone in the Levant could get his hands on one and….cat instincts react…

For those unfamiliar with the whole ‘cats are scared of cucumbers’ thing (like me), here’s a compilation of it.

If you guys want more catboy!Desmond, just click the catboy Desmond tag. I think that gets most of them lol.

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Malik did not know where Altaïr bought that thing.

Merchants knew that their mentor liked seeing new and strange things so they would peddle their wares here in Masyaf. It was helping with the development of the village beneath the castle but…

It also meant that Altaïr bought a lot of strange things.

Including these… dark green elongated… things.

“They’re for Desmond.” Altaïr said and frowned when he saw Malik’s expression. Altaïr sighed as he clarified, “It’s not for… pleasure.”

Malik continued to judge him quietly, making Altaïr’s right eye twitch as he stated, “It really isn’t for pleasure.”

Malik lowered his head to stare at the shape of these dark green things then look back at Altaïr, making it clear how he felt about the obvious lies leaving Altaïr’s lips.

Altaïr rubbed his face before saying, “Not everything is about sex, Malik. It says something about you that you would think that something as innocent as vegetables would be some kind of device for pleasure.”

“I believe it says more about how you have been acting with Desmond that our minds immediately assume this is related to something sexual because it’s for Desmond.” Malik countered.

“It’s not.” Altaïr stressed.

“Meow?”

Both men turned towards the door where Desmond peeked his head, ears flickering a bit. His face was full of curiosity and Altaïr covered the plate of whatever the hell it was with a piece of cloth.

So it was a surprised sex thing.

Malik really needed to get out of here before they started acting like they usually did.

Desmond’s feline eyes zero’ed in on the piece of cloth, having seen Altaïr’s fast movements.

His tails began to swish from side to side.

“Desmond, no-”

Malik stepped to the side, more to not be part of whatever was about to happen than to actually evade Desmond’s attack.

The cloth was pulled back and thrown, Malik calmly catching it in midair before it smack him on the face. He started to fold it while Desmond stared at the dark green things. Altaïr was by his side, staring at Desmond’s face.

The anticipation rolling in waves all over him.

Malik slowly made his way towards the door, placing the neatly folded cloth on the nearby desk when he passed by it.

Desmond made a weird sound that was half a meow and half a squeal and grabbed one of the dark green things and-

… ate it.

Malik could see the happy expression on Desmond’s face as he ate the thing enthusiastically.

And the disappointment in Altaïr’s expression.

[starburstdragon]

Get your big ass ears outta the prose

[inkats]

Gay people 👍

[eviclair]

IT IS DONE

[wuhohblockmen]

laurance getting absolutely curbstomped in the mcyt sexyman bracket in ROUND ONE is my thirteenth reason

[as-an-offering]

I want to pet him like an animal

[transgenderfivepebbles]

I have no idea what just went down at Videocult but congratulations I guess

[thefearofcod]

if I don’t receive girlfriend attention in the next three seconds I’m trashing my enclosure

[lavendercatboy-blog]

I love being physically incapable of sleeping because of the weasel refusing to scoot over enough for me to to sleep, and when asked to because I was going to fall on the floor if she didn’t, instead get the response “well that’s too fucking bad”

I’m having some regrets and I’m going to probably go home tomorrow, thank god.

[woozygolden]

Silly lil comic thing I made.

He’s trying his best

[mobbothetrue]

Sometimes when i’m asleep my brain will show me a cool dude and I’ll go ‘goddamn that’s a cool ass dude I wish he was one of my characters’ and then when I wake up I get the euphoria of going WAIT IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE

[chigirisprincess]

Monstrous Oddities ࿐

— Neuvillette, Wriothesley, Lyney.

⊹ Details. 18+ minors dni, gn!afab!reader, monster fucking, diphallia (multiple cocks), dragon dicks, double penetration, marking (Neuvi), knotting, doggy style, semi public sex, daddy/sir kink (Wrio), barbed penis, overstimulation, phone sex, pussy whipped Lyney, creampies, unprotected sex, animalistic urges, dragon!neuvi, dogboy!wrio, catboy!lyney general dick headcanons. ⊹ Run time. 1.2k ⊹ Note. This came to me at 2am after reading some other headcanons I previously wrote. Enjoy <3

Dick Headcanons —

꧁ Neuvillette - Two is better than one ꧂

Specifications: 12”, scaled and slightly ribbed, thin tapered heads that’s perfect for kissing your cervix, and full, heavy balls twitch when you suck on them.

❥ Most presumed that aside from his pointed ears and penchant for plain water, that Monsieur Neuvillette was more human than dragon— they’d be incorrect of course but that’s knowledge only you get to relish in. ❥ Beneath his perfectly tailored slacks lay not one but two cocks. The peculiarities don’t end there, however, his cocks are slightly ribbed and scaly in a way that resembles a fish's scales. His cocks are tinged blue near his pelvis but the colouration is lost amongst the neatly trimmed puff of his pearly white pubes that trails up his abdomen. ❥ In spite of his years, Neuvillette is still rather unaccustomed to human convention. It took seeing your shocked expression to realize that most weren’t as well endowed as he was, nor were they likely to have two girthy cocks. So, it takes him a bit to learn how your body reacts to him and just how much you’re able to take. He’s willing to learn, he’s nothing if not dutiful and gentle. ❥ He learns that to take one of his cocks he’ll need to work you open with a couple of his thick fingers first. That is, of course, after he’s warmed you up with his forked, serpentine tongue that nearly engulfs the whole of your aching cunt. And that you’re sure to squirt if grinds his second cock into your throbbing clit as he fucks you. Since taking even one of his cocks is a challenge, more often than not, Neuvillette uses his second cock to stimulate your clit while his mouth is busy sucking and licking the tender skin of your neck and chest. He can’t help it, the need to leave you covered in signs of him is far too strong, that’s why he cums in and on your pussy. ❥ Once you’ve gotten used to the stretch, can take it with ease, and are feeling a little adventurous, Neuvillette doesn’t waste the chance to split you open on both of his cocks. Seeing you so full of him stirs something primal within him. It’s a feeling he doesn’t often allow himself to indulge him but it claws its way out of his chest with you. The urge to remind you that you’re his, and only his gets muddled between kisses to your tear stained cheeks. You’re his perfect pet, you take him so well, and he’ll be sure to remind you.

꧁ Wriothesley - The duke is a dog ꧂

Specifications: 8”, rosy, round bulbous head, girthy, with a thick knot nestled amongst a thatch of unruly, dark curls that drives him wild when you tug on them.

❥ Wriothesley’s sharp canines aren’t the only wolfish things about him. Below his belt resides a truly monstrous cock. You think it’s rather titillating, your mouth waters just at the sight of his fat knot but Wrio was rather weary, he knew it was a bit peculiar and didn’t want to scare you away. Those worries didn’t last too long. ❥ Jerking off was always a bit tiresome for Wrio. His knot ached to inflate inside of a warm, wet hole so his calloused, spit slick hands never satisfied that need. The first time he fucked you, he nearly came after pushing the tip in. Wrio was so sensitive, he hadn’t cum properly in far too long. He nearly tore your silk sheets from how tightly he gripped them as he willed himself to sink his cock a little deeper into your pussy. He wasn’t much a believer in Celestia but he felt like he ascended that first time … and every time after that. ❥ He didn’t knot you until you’d been together for two years. Though you swore you could take, that you wanted to take it, Wrio always worried he’d lose control. It wasn’t a feeling he liked. Wriothesley liked feeling in control, he liked how you willingly submitted to him, hushed cries of “daddy” or “sir” never far from your lips, adoration pooling within the depths of your eyes. But, he was grateful he loosened the reins. ❥ One stress filled evening snowballed into you splayed across his desk at the fortress, your puffy, aching cunt slick and throbbing with need for him on display. You were so wet, moaning so loudly for him, it was almost too easy for him to slip his knot into your weeping hole. Your wanton whimpers were forever burned into his memory as it began to swell inside of you, his rough skinned hands roaming all over your body as his teeth dug into the flesh of your shoulder. Your eyes glazed over and a shudder wracked through your body as he filled your cunt with his seed. He knew then that he spent far too long depriving himself and you. ❥ Wriothesley was gone after that, he just couldn’t go on knowing how sweet you sounded as you squealed and begged for him while filled with his knot and cum. Maybe he was greedy but you loved being his cockdrunk pup. So, it was a win-win.

꧁ Lyney  - He has more tricks up his sleeves ꧂

Specifications: 5”, veiny, sensitive head, equally sensitive barbs, kissable hip bones, and a leaky tip that’s just begging for your kisses.

❥ While his sister Lynette possessed most of the outward cat-like traits that was carried down their lineage, most of Lyney’s feline genetics poked through in his personality and behaviour, except for his cock. His pretty, blush pink cock was barbed near the base. He once read that they were meant to aid mating but he found that they made his cock far too sensitive to touch. He could only bear to lightly graze the tips of his fingers over his shaft most days. More often than not, Lyney came untouched, blowing his load in his underwear from the friction of the fabric alone. ❥ The first time you sucked his cocked, he cried from how good it felt, pushing your head down until you gagged. He didn’t even realise he was doing it, far too blissed out to notice until afterward (to which he spent the next five minutes fawning over you and apologising). Now, Lyney didn’t fancy himself a hedonist but he quickly became addicted to the way you laved your tongue over his barbs, and grazed your teeth over the sensitive flesh. ❥ Lyney became overstimulated every time the two of you fucked. Though, that didn’t stop him from pushing himself past the point of sanity so that you’d cum on his cock. He felt selfish otherwise, and he found nothing more satisfying than bringing you to completion whether it be with his fingers, mouth, cock, or one of the many toys the two of you seemed to amass. So, even if he was on the brink of blacking out from the pleasure, his cock pink and raw, he was going to fuck you were just as far gone as he was. Even if it took hours. ❥ Sometimes he found himself getting hard just thinking about you. The mind was a fickle thing, it too often loved to play tricks. Like making Lyney’s innocent thoughts trickle into passion filled memories that left him aching and needy for you. He’d call you far too late into the night just to hear your voice as ground his palm against the weepy tip of cock, musing how much he missed the feel of your skin against his. He may have been cumbrained and addicted to your sweet cunt, but he was still a romantic.

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[vexingwoman]

We should talk about how much fictional characters and fandoms influence girls to identify as trans guys, even excluding all the yaoi fetishizers.

I don’t think I’ve ever met a trans-identified girl who wasn’t deeply involved in multiple fandoms, or who didn’t have a sheepish, effeminate male anime character as her profile picture, or who didn’t refer to herself as a “catboy,” or who wasn’t otherwise hopelessly immersed in weird fictional shit in some form or another.

It almost gives me the idea that they’re not identifying as actual, real-life guys, but rather a hyper-specific, fictionalized representation of what guys could hypothetically be like—even though this representation doesn’t even exist in real life.

Even stranger, I recently fell down the rabbit hole of the “whump community,” which romanticizes the extreme suffering, anguish, and trauma of fictional characters. So many members of that community identify as trans guys, and virtually all the characters whose suffering they romanticize are male. Not sure what to make of that, but it’s something to think about.

[cameroneatsdirt]

So you guys know abt that cosplay concept I shared earlier? HES REAL NOW! 5P IRL!! HE IS NOW A PHYSICAL TANGIBLE THINGY! Here’s some wip photos + extras. There are wires on the back but I haven’t gotten a shot showing them yet

also if it wasn’t obvious pls don’t sexualize the catboy stuff I’m a minor :( I only got it for shits and giggles

all interaction very appreciated, but Reblogging>comments>likes