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tuned in to the Superb Owl solely to watch Kendrick perform Fuck You Drake the musical

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i just never want to see elon musk happy

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If we don’t get kh4 news soon I’m gonna start drawing fanart of the trailers that play inside my mind

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yall know what a dorcopsis is?

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Me, leaving my friend’s apartment with his load tightly clenched in my ass to go get a DNA test done to see if his questionable girlfriend really is pregnant with his child:

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cant forgive one of my coworkers because our advisor came into the office and was giving us a very sad speech that he had to make us work more hours and he was very upset about this fact and we all had to be very somber listening to him when to my right this guys computer flashes into sleep mode which happens to reveal this image that i then had to look at and not lose my shit over even a little bit

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assuming that people like you and want to spend time with you is crucial to making friends. unfortunately this is the hardest thing to do in the world

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shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

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is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?

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in my last life i was a silverfish and in my next life i will be that same silverfish due to a clerical error but after that i bet its gonna be smooth sailing

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if you're posting a whole fanfiction to tumblr you've got to put it under a readmore boss

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scared to ask the librarian about this poster...

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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

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