#there was no blood
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proximacalamity · 1 year ago
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rotating him in my mind like a rotisserie chicken
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omegasmileyface · 9 months ago
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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werecreature-addicted · 9 months ago
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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
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zeravmeta · 6 months ago
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hello weary traveller there is no longer the original post rather I invite you to play the critically acclaimed by me game proverbs of hell made by the wonderful @saifdev
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sadclowncentral · 2 months ago
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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"
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kilgarraara · 15 days ago
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sailing-ever-west · 6 months ago
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the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.
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torchtour · 2 months ago
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Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4
bro i hate living in ohio i thought a squirrel got trapped in my bathroom (again) but i opened the door to this absolute tomfoolery. do i need to involve cops or can i just call animal control?? idk how long it's been in there but if it fucked with my toothbrush ill be livid
(inspired by the lovely work of @squidflavoredsoup !!)
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durisicle · 2 months ago
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yeah they were flirting in that honda odyssey
based on this text post that made me audibly laugh
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mr-viwick · 1 month ago
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guy who says he’ll fix it proceeds to make it worse
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saturni-idae · 4 months ago
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Down in the dungeon, where hunger resides 🩸
I wanted to make a dungeon meshi fanart for a while, and man, I love Falin, so here we go
I hope you like it :)
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daily-dose-of-dopamine · 1 month ago
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sliding hill 2 (cheatengine)
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camilleflyingrotten · 2 months ago
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago
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The math just adds up!
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everlastingrandom · 11 months ago
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got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not anymore” and walked off
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