#there was an old lady

[eahclutterspace]

The world record for most children born to one mother is 69, with 67 surviving infancy.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do. She gave them some broth, without any bread ; And whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.

[redrook]

old German lady gave me acupuncture today

she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"

my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.

[kropotkindersurprise]

On April 8 we celebrate the death of Margaret Thatcher, and remember all the lives she destroyed.

[dorothygale]

i'll just be controversial and say discord is not real social media. it's a fine communication platform but it is not Posting! saying you're gonna move to discord is like saying you're gonna move to facebook messenger get outta here

[medievalthymes]

girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store

[thesinglesock]

my mom walked upstairs in her seal skin boots. Fjonka (my rabbit) came running to greet them (her seal skin boots). she sniffed them for a second. nuzzled them, before realizing they weren't breathing. horror dawned on her. she begun to understand she was dealing with something she couldn't comprehend. she backed off, without letting them out of her sight. she STOMPED to let them (the seal skin boots) know that she did NOT like this situation. my mom stomped back. Fjonka stomped harder, exhibiting a bravery and assertedness I had no idea she possessed. mom turned and went back down the stairs. Good job, Fjonk. You sure showed those undead vampire rabbits who's boss.

[so-you-read-the-usernames]

Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them

[arunneronthird]

in the batcave where i feel safe

[pangur-and-grim]

she has a good life

[eahclutterspace]

Let’s say the prime years to have children are 18-45.

One birth takes about one year. 9 months pregnant, plus two months healing before you’re supposed to try for another birth.

If you have one birth every year from age 18 through age 45, you’d have 28 children.

If you have twins for each of those births, you’d have 56 children.

If you had triplets for each of those births, you’d have 84 children.

If you had quadruplets for each of those births, you’d have 112 children. (Or if you’re stopping at 100 children, it would be 25 births)

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do. She gave them some broth without any bread ; And whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.

[mejkosmos]

why has 2024 literally been THE summer of toxic old man yaoi i'm genuinely tweaking rn

[hansoeii]

the doctor on their way to steal your heart

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

[thebarrows]

old hunter lady and her dogs... (•‿��)

[picturebookshelf]

There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Bat (2002)

Story: Lucille Colandro -- Art: Jared Lee