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Making an art sacrifice to appease the RNG Gods so they'll finally let me leave the Coronet Highlands.
#Some Kinda Nonsense#Pokemon#PLA#Cranidos#Shieldon#Shiny Pokemon#Shiny Pokemon art#Context: I am going for a shiny Living Dex in PLA#And I procrastinated on hunting space-time distortion shinies#Which was a Bad Plan but also understandable because I am suffering#I don't want to leave the Highlands until I can cross the fossils off my list for good#But it's been Literally Hundreds Of Hours#And I still need one of each#So many dupes#So many blue shards#I can't even get any Eevee progress for my trouble#It's Drapion and Dusclops and Magmar all the way down#And then I still gotta hunt this way in like three other places....#Also Art Shield doesn't like transparent backgrounds for some reason???#Or it didn't like the sparkles#I used the Krita default brush at first and it chewed them up#And then the outlines for the ones I drew still came out wonky without a background??#Even though the Pokemon were fine#Although it did add in a background color regardless#So.... maybe no transparancy for a bit?? I dunno
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I donât like that you draw regulus like a twink
and i donât like that you chose to be whiny and spineless and leave this commentđ¤ˇââď¸ what a world we live in huhâŚ.
also a message from @kris-076:
heâs like one of these things

#fuck everybody who criticises peopleâs fanart#i donât care if iâm being mean#i have reason to be#itâs not that seriousđ some of you people just donât know how to function online#i see a hundred things every day that i donât like#and guess what#i leave them be and the world keeps moving people keep fucking and itâs all good
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Phil left for a few days and now hes a bug what happened guys come on
#you cant just make phil an ant when he leaves this isnt a good coping mechanism /j#i joke its great keep it up#but also little bug phil being followed by several hundred crows#real comedy right there#philza#philza minecraft#ph1lza#qsmp philza#dsmp philza#also bug wings are easier to draw than bird wings#fuck feathers theyre so hard for no reason
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i did not want to be That Guy but literally if i keep seeing that the only tags ppl leave on that peterick bunk cuddling art is about petes ass i swear i WILL start biting people like i know itâs meant for fun and trust me it was funny to me to begin with too but having smth like that said over and over. without any sort of like further. compliment or excitement at least after is just disheartening at this point
#i doubt anyone gives a damn that iâm saying this but⌠listen. Please. if youâre gonna have fun about it can you at least put a heart emoji#the only reason he âhas a fat assâ is because of⌠me lining wrong and itâs like. not fun as an artist for it to be (INDIRECTLY YALL DIDNT#KNOW ITS OK) reminded i made a mistake. over and over#the sketch does not have cake i just. made that line way too thick and a little too curved so it. ⌠Gave Him Cake#and i lined his back a little too far down than compared to the sketch so it makes it worse#anyway what iâm saying here is. literally i see like a hundred mistakes in that art and everytime you leave just smth like that as a tag#and nothing more? it just brings it All back up dude like. to the point itâs giving me stage fright SORRY BFKDBF#though tbh this is just made worse cause itâs like. most of the twt replies on twitter . and you all know i cant Stand her (twitter)#god i just keep talking huh#haiiii if you read this far. muah. kissy
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gus/jesse AU where you think it's just going to be a wholesome domestic story about a mostly functional couple, but it's actually a slow burn to an unhappy ending, because even though Gus doesn't yell at or demean Jesse the way Walt does, at the end of the day, Gus accepts that he is the head of a crime syndicate, directly and indirectly a murderer, constantly at risk of being caught by the DEA or killed by rivals, a man who runs a business that cannot be justified on moral grounds. And Jesse can't live with that.
#breaking bad#'walt was RIGHT to feel threatened by gus he treated jesse so much better'#this is true but like at the end of the day 'interpersonally nice drug lord' is not a concept i'd want to leave unproblematized#the stakes of Breaking Bad are centered around this bourgeois morality; what will happen to this white suburban family#and one of the reasons i love gus is how he EXPANDS the scope of the show#like oh right this all affects hundreds of ppl in this city alone#ppl dealing the meth ppl buying it ppl working in gus's front operations ppl buying his chicken#it's an international business! it affects don eladio and all his boys and all the car dealerships and strip clubs they spend money at#and who can forget the german chicken dipping sauce engineers
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you know someday i'm gonna feel so good when i have my student loans paid off
that ain't gonna be soon, trust me, but i think about it
#i've been saving so much for it that i paid off over like $2k in the last 2 or 3 months#it's just thinking about how the amount of interest goes off that drives me literally crazy#and my monthly amount i owe is like just under $120#which to some people as a regular bill is more manageable than others. but as i have an irregular income#as a substitute teacher it's something that gives me a LOT of stress.#which is another reason i've been overpaying. in case something happens/i can't get a lot of work#it defers the next due date.#that way it's not urgent but yet i still *feel* it all the time#debt is a crazy kind of thing#and to think that my loans are from COMMUNITY college. two years. publicly owned#when i start taking classes again soon. i currently have enough saved that if i take like ONE class#i can pay out of pocket. and i think im only gonna take one class to start anyway#which will also help with the deferred payments#see i just fucking hate having to think practically about money like this#tales from diana#idk how ppl leave high school and go straight to live in a dorm room at a private university for four straight years#and rack up tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt.#first of all that lifestyle was not accessible for me to begin with. even when paying it was such an abstract put-it-off thought#as it is for so many 18-year-olds who are told not to worry about where they apply.#but i had under $12k to repay when the student loan debt was unfrozen last fall#and it's been weighing on me soooo heavily since then. i think about it every damn day#it's like the money i make isn't even mine. it goes straight to mohela and food#keep in mind i also live w my parents & am on their health insurance so someday there'll be moooore bills!!!!
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it's been a bad day.....pass the oz
#oh my god#my oven doesn't work had to be replaced had to carry a hundred pounds almost half a mile had a migraine#they shippped my nightstands with a bunch of missing parts so now i just have to leave it sitting in the middle of the floor#drove on my worst road of my life almost died like 3 times trying to get to my fav restaurant but for some reason it was mid as hell tonigh#it's so over.......#anyway ygyth render time. to heal. this one's for ME#(me about every ygyth render)
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Thinking about a FO4 synth MODUS AU.
#Connected thought - also once again thinking about how Silas doesn't age/accidentally semi immortal#LIKE -- the amount of rads he's been hit with over the years just does something to him on a base level#He's already in his late 50's when he emerges from Vault 76 so he kind of expects things to carry on rolling down hill from there lol#but after a few years he realises that he's actually not getting any older#so he asks MODUS to run a few scans and it's like 'HUH; I am picking up mutations but they're previously unrecorded in my database'#and anyway turns out that it stops him aging but he's not immortal immortal/the sharp end of a Deathclaw could still take him out#Silas eventually leaves Appalachia at some point b/c he doesn't want to potentially spend hundreds of years confined in one area#(MODUS has conflicting thoughts but ultimately understands the reasoning even if it puts Silas out of range)#and so -- so *MANY* years later Silas is smoking one night in The Third Rail in Goodneighbor and someone pulls up a seat next to him#and is like 'It's been a while' and OUGH -- synth MODUS >:3c#Lozz blah blah#Silas blah blah#Silas x MODUS
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Birthday mood this year is thinking about how a week and a day from now one of my biggest dreams will come true and I will see my fav musicians of the last 2+ years in the real world. Something that still doesn't feel like a real actual thing that can happen at all.
(Also I wanted to say thank you everyone for the birthday wishes!!!!!! <3 And for the nice words about my creature, so here's some more of her hehe)
#pogoing with hundreds of other people to birdhouse in your soul.............. a moment away#my flight is in 5 days............... it's been such a long wait but also i'm still not ready#and ngl it's been pretty hard to be properly excited about anything lately for several reasons. but i'm trying#and i've reached points over the past week or so where just thinking about it for a second leaves me on the verge of tears instantly#also i'm currently busy with finishing drawings i want to have finished by wednesday#and as always i put that off until the last possible minute so i know this time is going to pass by super fast#what it's going to be like i can't even imagine right now... but definitely the experience of all time#goosepost
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bleh
#vent thing so if you dont wanna see scroll away#i dont. feel good#not in a sick way nessecarily but#its weird seeing my writing perform so much better than my art#often times its like i put more effort into my art and my writing is just spur of the moment. ive been doing art for even longer than ive#written i dont even try to consistently write. i want to see people articulate their praises for me or at least acknowledge my work. for#some reason seeing it done privately isnt enough. i think i just want to be enough for me but i think that requires the applause. maybe its#just me chasing trends on the writing side but i think more people have seen anything i wrote compared to any work i drew and i dont know h#how to feel about that. i get hundreds of hits for some damn reason but as of late i dont get more than thirty notes. this is all so selfis#im questioning if ive even made it anywhere. if all my work meant nothing. if im even worthy of what attention i have. i know when you thin#of it ten people can be a lot of people but just comparing the numbers leaves a foul taste in my mouth. i dont like this. i dont like being#so insecure and jealous. i see my friends getting so much more than i do and instead of being happy for them i just feel worse about myself#and then feel even worse because im supposed to be their friend. im supposed to care for them. i think i do but something in me wants to#steal their place for the sake of the recognition. i keep on reminding myself this isnt a competition but something doesnt quite click. wha#a friend i am. ive thought about just posting it on here or self reblogging but its what little ego i have left telling me not to. i can#understand and i think if i wasnt feeling like shit rn id actually agree that its valid to want my art to stand for itself and not just#try to get notes for the sake of it. i mean anyway it just gets lost among everything else here so what even is the point. im sorry for#being jealous. its okay if you dont forgive me#arte screams into the void
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look i know shakespeare is an old white dude and i know we're kind of tired of being told how great he is all the time, but jesus christ is he fucking good. god damn. i don't want to be a snob but i am begging you on my hands and knees to go see some shakespeare at least once in your life. go see it by people who really really love shakespeare bc that shit can be fucking invigorating.
#liveblogging life#i went to see the history plays at my local theatre and mmmmmmh!!!!!!!!! they were SO good#richard ii i can actually take or leave but the two henry's were phenomenal#and the lead actor for henry v was fucking star worthy he was SO good my god#nothing makes me feel like a human being like good theatre i swear to god#like i know we all know it but there really is a reason we still perform this stuff hundreds of years later#some old white dude writers are legitimately blown up outside of their talent but shakespeare is not one of them#and yes i will die on that hill
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they should invent a type of being at a parent's house that isn't like eating your own liver
#no one was even home#i don't even have a contentious relationship with my mother#it's just that i see items that i grew up with in a particular context in a different context now#or like. see the empty walls at my dad's.#and i am filled with such deep melancholy#the type of melancholy that i cannot reason my way out of and would actually pick up and move hundreds of miles away from#if i was not a coward#i mean doesn't help that my dad routinely informs me of how everyone is leaving him and that he's afraid of dying alone LMAO#he is unfortunately one of the most intolerable people to be around on this planet and is not capable of any ounce of self-reflection#and i am unfortunately a creature burdened by layers and layers of guilt that i should not have. sad! oh well.
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Story Concept: Star-crossed lovers, destined to fall in love but be kept apart, except they don't actually have any interest in each other, the stars are just super obsessed with shipping them for some reason.

#the stars want them to have a doomed romance but they have to fall in love first#so they keep having every possible romantic meet-cute#they both have to look both ways before leaving any coffee shop to make sure they're not about to bump into the other#if one of them decides to go on vacation the other will just randomly be there for unrelated reasons#they end up in the same car on rideshare apps on at least a weekly basis#and every time they're just like 'oh hey... you again...'#and the stars are up there chanting 'kiss! kiss! kiss!' but the two are just kinda sitting awkwardly in their uber#like 'you seem nice but I'm not really into that'#'oh yeah me either'#they also don't actually have that much in common#so they become sort of acquaintances but never really close friends#meanwhile there are already 10k fics about them on A3O#(archive of arcane astrological orbs)#they do sometimes dogsit for each other#in part because it's really convenient knowing that they can pick any dog park to walk to and the other will randomly be there#later on they turn out to have a mutual friend who's an engineer and part-time con artist#and she figures out how to exploit the random factors that lead to them always running into each other to win big on the stock market#turns out they can make pretty much anything happen if they're careful about choosing where to go based on seemingly random factors#the three start an investment business together and help fund hundreds of clean energy and community revitalization projects#and slowly change the world for the better#they call their business 'The Star-Shipped Enterprise'
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Nice to know I'm not worth the effort! :D
#this isnt even the first time#and for some reason every time i think it will b different#and it isnt#isnt that just fucking hilarious?#idk why i expect sm from them#ive been let down hundreds...thousands of times#and yet .#and u wonder why ur youngest children fucking hate you#we deserve better#but our other option is shittier than you#atleast mine is#im tired#and just done with all of this shit.#im ready to do it on my own#but like a fucking anchor#she keeps me here#its bc she knows as soon as i get that freedom i wont b doing anything for her#no borrowing money#no free babysitting#no holding back my words#or holding back at all#why should i let u be a pos to me?#now that u wont have anything over my head#fuck i just want to leave
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nobody talk to me about my ocs im going insane I NEED TO WRITE SOMETHING BUT IDK WHAT TO WRITE AND IM GOING INSANE AUOGUBHUUAGIGAGAAOAHAIGIAGAOHAOYAUAHAIHAHAIHAUHAUGAUGAUGAUHAUGAUHAUHAUGAUGAUGAIAUHAUGAIHAUG SOMEBODY PUT ME DOWN PLEAAAAASSSEEEEE
I NEED TO TEAR THEM APART WITH MY TEETH I HATEEEEEEE THEMMMMMMMM
#AUGH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I HATE THEM SOMEBODY STRAP ME DOWN TO THAT COLD METAL TABLE AND PUT ME DOWN#PLEASE I CANT DO THIS#OAUAYAUAHAYAHAUAHUAGAHAHAHAUUAHAHAGAHGAHA#SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP CLAWING GROOVES INTO THE FLOOW BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS BITING EVERYTHING#PLEASE IM GOING INSANE#theyâre from ww1 and secret lovers and i love them and one of them dies and the other is mysteriously immortal#and the immortal one has to live for at least a hundred years in the tunnels unable to leave bc he doesnt know the war is over#and he cant leave the base without commands from the general#so he just sits there in the same place where his lover died for like a hundred years#hes slowly going insane and shit#and then his lover is reincarnated and becomes a soldier and is clearing the tunnels for some other reason#and comes across the immortal and both feel this sort of familiarity#but the immortal hardly remembers his loverâs face and obviously his lover doesnât know who this random fucking ww1 soldier is#and the immortal is just crazy at this point so like he just fucking attacks his lover#i havenât gotten further than that BUT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IM GONNA EXPLODE AND FUCKING DIE AUGHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHAHAHAGAHGAUAGAUAUHAGAHAUAUAG#somebody needs to put me down I SWEAR TO GOOOOODDDDDDDD#im going insane put me in the asylum strap me into a straightjacket im rocking back and forth mumbling to myself
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part one here
fans of pornstar!gojo are starting to notice heâs not cycling through co-stars on his cam shows like he used to⌠not since his neighbor started showing up more regularly.
heâs put you in every position he can think of, pulled every type of orgasm out of you, called you every name (sweet and mean)âall for a live audience. youâve come to know a few regular donors, you recognize names in his audience as people who have come back again and again to watch satoru show you off.
a few months ago, you hardly spoke to the pornstar in the apartment next to yours, and now youâre leaving things in his apartment to avoid having to run back to your own after heâs ruined your clothes, or given you a reason to brush your teethâŚ
now, youâre sitting between satorus spread legs, with your own legs spread to match his as you face the little camera he has set up. heâs reaching around your body to dip his hand between your thighs, rubbing at your sensitive clit as his free hand holds your chin and makes you keep your eyes on the camera.
âtell everyone whoâs making you feel this good,â he says lowly. âitâs not any of the hundreds of people watching you at home, now is it?â
you shake your head and bite back a moan as satoru dips two of his fingers into you. ââŚno.â
he nips your ear, catching the love between his teeth and pulling back a little before pressing a kiss to the skin beneath it. âthen who?â
âyou.â
âgood,â satoru practically sings. âmaybe next show weâll give these poor guys a chance to make you feel good, huh? we could get you a toy⌠let them control it while i fuck your pretty mouth, howâs that sound?â
âplease,â you nod your head. satoru has unwound an exhibitionist streak in you, and it fires red at his words. he starts to fuck his fingers into you even faster, curling them up to trigger full body jolts that run through you. âgod, donât stop.â
âdonât stop?â he mocks you, voice low and teasing and so soft itâs sexual. âyou wanna cum for everyone?â
a glance to his laptop screen shows you lines and lines of praises from people watching you at your most vulnerable. satoru is showing you off like a trophy and you donât have the capacity to care when just his fingers feel this good pumping in and out of you.
you canât keep up with the string of comments with how fast theyâre moving, and how blurred your vision gets with unshed tears of pleasure. gojo releases your chin to grope at your tits, and then move that hand down your stomach to rub furious circles against your clit.
he knows exactly what heâs doing, and before you can even register it, your cumming loudly around his fingers. youâd feel bad for his neighbor if it wasnât youâhis name spills from your lips like youâre reciting gospel.
and when you ride it out and finally come down from your orgasm, youâre a panting mess of sweat and tears, but gojo is pressing a kiss to the back of your neck and then gently pushing you down and forward into doggy.
he must see how your eyes widen in the feed of his cam show, because he smiles and rubs the tip of his cock through your folds a few times before pushing into you with a deep stroke and a low groan.
âwhat?â he squeezes your ass. âthey wanna know how fast i can get a second one out of you.â
#gojo smut#satoru gojo smut#gojo x reader#gojo x you#satoru gojo x you#satoru gojo x reader#gojo satoru#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujutsu kaisen x reader
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