#there are a few chara i wanna do too actually !! u just have to wait to know who ehehe

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wait lemme show yall what im cooking up

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My Multiverse Ask Event! #4

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Error managed to get into the Creator Realm, he brought the gang with him and they were looking for Maxie and her friends. Though that implied the creators wouldn’t find them first, which they did. 

“Hello, hello, hello!” Maxie said, wrapping her arms around Error as he glitched and screamed. 

“LET ME GO!” He screamed, and Maxie let him go with a pout. 

“So, as Kiki said, we will be inhibiting your quest! Trials and tribulations to test how much you have actually grown to see if you actually deserve to know. Also we’re bored and want to mess with you.” Maxie said, and Error facepalmed. 

“So, what do you want us to do?” Nightmare said, growling. 

“Please Nightmare, nowadays your bark is worse than your bite. Anyway, we have a few obstacle courses, some logic puzzles, some PTSD triggers.” Maxie said, smiling evilly. 

“What…?” Cross said, and Maxie raised an eyebrow. 

“What?” Maxie said, and Cross facepalmed. 

“Oh, no no no, I have only written a story about forest rangers. I would never torture Error. I am usually the one hissing in the comments to punish anyone who does hurt Error, I wish the hissing thing was a joke. Nightmare would kill me if I hurt Error, right? Getting killed by my second favorite Sans for hurting my first favorite Sans is not on my list pal.”

“Well, it seems we have a good noodle. Truly a rare find.” Error said, and Cross snickered. 

“One, I’m flattered that you like me. Second, I’m glad you fear me.” Nightmare said, looking around for the voice.

“You won’t see them, from here on out, you’re in a little playground my friends and I made. Good luck.” Maxie said, snicking. 

“Oh dear, guys, watch out the voices are planning to get the askers to mess with your search. They wanna draw this out so take any hints we give with a grain of salt. I'd start by looking at what Error is ẁ̵̡̼e̷̪̿à̸̩r̴̜͗i̸̛̦̗n̶͕̄ǵ̶̲, not many Sans with both a j̷͕͕̈́͂a̸̹̓ċ̵̲k��̳͈̓̆ȇ̵̟̎ṭ̶̯̈́ ̵̨̺͋a̵̜͝n̵̠͋d̸͙͝ ̷͖̇͊s̵̢̟̑c̷̦̜̐͠a̸̦̘͗̎r̶̪̣͛f̵̰̄̾.”

“I think you guys are being censored. And I think we know who.” Error said, glaring at Maxie as she whistled. 

“So any other possible relationships in the making? come on my gloomy boys feed me gossip!”

“None over on our end. Though Swap!fell has a crush on Blue, and Red is territorial. We’re waiting for the brawl.” Killer said, chuckling at the thought. 

“sanses and the one or two AU papyruses when you try to stop the human at the judgment hall why not stop at the soul room to get near god power”

“Doesn’t matter. They would still beat us. We would have six, and the human has beat the photoshop abomination.” Sans said, and the others nodded. They had come over for a quick hang out.

“Ok my little Horror, aka my third fav, how good a cook are you? Like we talkin Gordon Ramsey of skeletons or what? Also are you aware you are a cute little bean?”

“I love Gordan Ramsey! He’s awesome! He has no qualms about yelling at people for their awful crimes against food. And I am aware, trust me, I know how to use it.” Horror said, winking. 

“May I hug all the dark sanses or would that cross a line? You all deserve all the love the megaverse can give you. I know what it feels like to be trapped, alone, and hurt in so many ways, I know what it is like to feel out of option and angry. You don't deserve that, despite everything you are all wonderful.”

“I’d love a hug!” Cross said and felt the hug, though no presence was seen. 

“Can I have a hug?” Horror asked and was given a hug.

“I’m good.” Killer said, and everyone else nodded. 

“Oh guys there are so many people who have written lyrics for your song megalovania. They can be quite good. I have only ever played the pacifist route myself and can't bring myself to watch an actual playthrough cause I can't watch my beloved monster friends get killed, but it is a catchy song. Have you guys seen any of them yet? Also I think you will like this fan song a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtCBLvAw4ZY&t=71s”

“What the fuck?” Killer said, nearly everyone had the same reaction.

“I liked it.” Cross said, humming the tune.

“papyrus how does your special attack work like if the annoying dog didn't take it”

“It’s just a blaster. Though it would be much friendlier than Sans’.” Papyrus said with a shrug.

“Can I also hug Blueberry? He is my fourth favorite.”

“Absolutely! I love hugs!” Blue said and felt the hug as he smiled. 

“You voices are weird.” Stretch said, lighting another cigarette.

“No more. That’s your third, I’ll burn the pack if you smoke another.” Blue said and Stretch groaned. 

“flowey if you really think its fun watching human kill everyone why do you beg for mercy if you act like you dont care ps if u wanna murder human kill toriel first.”

“I don’t beg! I was just scared at first and knew I couldn’t break the script! And in case you didn’t hear, I have literally done everything.” Flowey said, rolling his eyes. 

“to annoying dog sorry to papyrus in advance please follow papyrus all day while playing dogsong and steal all his bones  ps im glad ink didn't murder you”

The annoying dog yipped, he was glad he wasn’t murdered too. He kicked his stumpy legs and wagged his tail as he flew off to Papyrus, who had a feeling of foreboding and anxiety.

“YOU STUPID CANINE!” Papyrus declared as he tried to run while missing his femur. The dog smiled as the song echoed through the Underground and the dog smiled an innocent smile. 

“So here is a question to the Sans personality types, why do you lie to your brother about their food? You're not helping them, it would be far kinder to be honest and help them learn to be better. Someday they are likely to meet someone who will not let them down gently and will hurt them.”

“Implying we can. They either run out the door before we can talk or we have to try talking over them.” Sans said.

“Impossible in many AUs, plus, it’s actually good half the time.” Outer said, and Red nodded, glaring at Swapfell as he was ogling Blue from a distance. 

“Dream, what is it like being with your brother again? How is your guys brotherly bond affected by well everything that happened?”

“It’s awesome. We have fun and prank some unsuspecting Sanses every now and then. As people seem to forget for the longest time, we were mistaken for fey. And we didn’t help those accusations.” Dream said, “Though we never hurt anyone. Just harmless things like a pie going missing or flowers vanishing into thin air.” Dream snickered, he was back in the Doodlesphere by this point and reviewing paperwork. 

“Boys how do you feel about Uncle Dreamy?”

“Don’t.” Killer said. 

“No.” Cross said, eyes blank as he shook his head, everyone else was silent as they shook their heads and cringed. 

“frisk how is murdering everyone one fun after all i dont think you enjoy getting repeatedly killed plus since you reset so many times you know everything that happens underground besides there are more things to murder in surface ps you didnt answer if you got to the surface on genocide”

“I like to see the dust fall, them scream in pain, and beg for mercy. It’s cute. And yes, I can murder more things on the surface, but they don’t turn to dust or give the, for lack of a better term, high I need. And I don’t get to the surface, only if I spare everyone do I get there. And before you ask, in neutral runs I’m in a limbo state, have to RESET to leave.” Frisk said, smiling as their eyes glowed red.

“frisk what about napstablook or mad dummy you can't kill either”

“I can kill Glad Dummy, and Napstablook is worthless. I don’t wanna waste my time on them.” Frisk spat, growling as they left the ruins, stepping over Toirel’s dust. 

“You know what is cute? all the baby bones art of you guys. Awww why is every baby sans just so huggable? Ok ok but really baby Error! just picture a tiny baby Error and tell me that shit is not cute.”

“They’re very cute.” Nightmare said.

“But they didn’t show us any.” Killer said and Nightmare froze. 

“Oh.” Error said, and Nightmare turned into a puddle out of shame.

“And payback time, Nightmare, any stories about Dream?”

Springing back to life Nightmare donned a wicked and demonic grin. “Dream didn’t know what a bed was until he was 100. And it took three people to pry him off of it.” Nightmare said. 

“That’s actually sad. How long did you sleep in a tree?” Cross asked and Nightmare whistled. 

“Our whole lives before the apple incident. Up until then we only slept in a bed seven times each.” Nightmare said, and Cross gave him a teary hug.  

“dust how come your a bad guy you were forced to kill everyone your not a bad person if someones a bad person its the human and chara”

“First of all, Chara is only a problem because of Frisk, so they aren’t as guilty as you think. Though they are not innocent. And no one wanted to befriend a killer, sure they like Red, but it’s the culture. And Ink played his cards right so I couldn’t make things worse for him, there’s a reason he didn’t stop Nightmare from helping me.” Dust said, “Same goes for everyone else.” He finished and everyone nodded. 

“Hold on a sec, contacts? How do contacts work with eyelights? I don't understand...”

“Magic.” Error said, and Maxie snickered. 

“So, let’s begin the challenges!” She said and they were separated and thrown into a version of Snowdin.

“Where are we?!” they cried out, looking around but Maxie laughed. 

“Welcome to your first challenge! Can you handle the Star Sanses all by yourself? Only one of you has to win for all of you to proceed, and the battles will be scaled so you are evenly matched.” Maxie’s voice echoed through the area, but she was not seen. 

“Maxie. What are you doing?” Jana asked, accompanied by Beatrice. 

“Having a bit of fun. What are you doing?” Maxie said, smiling innocently. 

“Are you seriously messing with them?” Jana said, shaking her head in disapproval. 

“You didn’t raise any concern when Jack, Zack, and I were talking about our plan. So why are you looking at me like that?” Maxie said, and the two sighed. 

“Because we want to help. But only to an extent.” Jana said, and Maxie was intrigued.

“To what extent I may ask?” Maxie wondered, smiling. 

“If you trigger their PTSD or do anything relating to Ink, we’re out and we will tell them who Error was.” Beatrice said, and Maxie shrugged. 

“Sure. It’s a deal.” She said, holding out her hand as Beatrice shook it. 

“We’re still going to Jack’s for pizza right?” Maxie asked, changing the subject.

“Hell ya. I’m bringing garlic knots.” Beatrice said and Maxie's eyes lit up. 

“Garlic knots!” She held her hands up in joy. 

“Blue most of us saw that Christmas party webcomic already. We know you spiked the eggnog. Why do you always pretend to be so innocent? not that I have much room to talk on that front...”

“I have long admitted to spiking the eggnog at that party. And I haven’t spiked anything since. No one seems to believe me!” Blue said, grumbling as his eyes turned to small broken hearts as tears filled his eyes. 

“Sure.” Stretch said, and Blue glared, some glitches popping up. 

“to sci and alphys is it possible to turn flowey back into asriel.”

“Without 7 human souls, I don’t think we can. We’ve looked into it, just to see if it was possible. He may be ok with staying as Flowey, with the exception of the pacifist run, but others in his situation aren’t. So we looked at his code to see if it was hypothetically possible, and it isn’t.” Sci said, sipping coffee. 

“Yeah, h-honestly, I was h-hoping that we could. I-I regret i-it so much. I-I wanted to see i-if I could help others. B-but this is i-irreversible.” Alphys said, ringing her hands. 

“It broke Toriel and Asgore’s hearts. Though, they would respect Flowey’s wishes if he didn’t want to, he is still a person whose opinions should be listened to. Even if he is a jackass.” Sci said and Alphys nodded. 

“sanses how do you guys stop genocide routes from starting since you said there were very few”

“We don’t. They just stop, and then they start up again. Like wet and dry seasons, only more sporadic.” Classic said.

“Some worlds, like mine, don’t have as many, the way the world works kinda discourages it.” Red said, and Swapfell nodded. 

“frisk what was the strangest interaction you have had with someone in the underground”

“Gaster. He is so mysterious and strange. I wonder what his deal was, but I never can find out. I’ve met his followers and such, but I’ve never heard him speak, and I’m assuming the person I saw was Gaster!” Frisk said, they were somewhere in Snowdin forest, marking down words on their arm. 

☝☜❄ 💧✌☠💧 ❄⚐ ❄✌☹😐 ✌👌⚐🕆❄ 💣🕆☹❄✋✞☜☼💧☜. 

 ❄☟☼☜✌❄☜☠ 🏱✌🏱✡☼🕆💧. 

“so what has been the most dangerous mission the dark sanses have been sent on”

“There was HorrorLustFell.” Nightmare said, “Unaware of what was going to happen, I had Cross deal with it.” 

He was waiting for Maxie to start up her game, and he hoped his boys were doing well.  

“HorrorLustFell.” Cross said, “I took a month-and-a-half break after that to recover.” Cross said, raiding Grillby’s and the shops for armor, supplies, and food.

Everyone gave similar responses.

“Who all is helping with the search? everyone or just the gang?”

“Just us. Everyone knows what we’re doing and they’re willing to help if we need it.” Error said, shrugging as he made himself a swing and began to swing.

“Okay here is one for the classic undertale gang, since they know about the resets and multiverse now. thoughts on this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8hGMFQPBDw”

“Sans, do you want to talk?” Papyrus asked, and Sans was gone.

“I knew he had problems, but if someone can deduce that? Wow.” Toriel said, holding her hand over her mouth. 

“We have several therapists available.” Outer said, “The hard part is getting him to see one. And I know I’m a hypocrite.” Outer said, shrugging. 

“You are correct, space Sans.” Papyrus said, “I just wish he could talk about it.” Papyrus said. 

“I mostly wanna see what paps has to say about his brother hiding his mental health problems.”

“I knew he had issues, but I want him to talk to me, I know it’s hard to talk about your mental health problems, but it’s been five years. Though he has suffered far worse than any of us, if the Dark Sanses are anything.” Papyrus said.

“I’m going to stall Frisk, Toriel, you need to get out of here. Frisk will be getting here soon.” Papyrus said and everyone dashed out of the house.

“Have the sans ever had to have an intervention for any of the other sans, like Blueberries alcohol problem?”

“I have no problem first of all. And secondly, we have had to have interventions.” Blue said, “Black had a drug addiction a while back, and we are trying to get Papy to stop or reduce his smoking habits.” Blue said and Stretch sighed. 

“At least I’m working on it.” Stretch said, and Blue nodded. 

“oh i'm just teasing him, cause I love him.”

“Thank you!” Blue said, smiling. 

“frisk has there ever been a timeline in which the annoying dog didn't take the legendary artifact and if it wasn't taken what does the artifact do”

“I have never gotten the artifact.” Frisk said, Papyrus and Sans coming into view.

“to error how much exp did ink get you?”

“Quite a bit. The number escapes me, but it was in the hundreds.” Error said, swinging. 

“flowey at the end of the pacifist timeline you decide to give up the souls and break barrier once the barrier was broken you could have easily murdered more humans and get to be a goat again so why kill a few for their souls?”

“Timelines never last that long, and when I turn back, it leaves an impact on me that makes it hard to be a jerk for a while. Residual effects of being that whiny crybaby.” Flowey said, “And it wouldn’t change anything.” Flowey said, wilting a bit.

“Fresh, tell me about your furby collection? I miss mine. I had 3, they always said they were hungry last at night when I was falling asleep... it was kinda creepy.”

“I have a version of every Furby ever made. 3 is pathetic yo. Though they are demanding and creepy sometimes, I’ll give ya that brah.” Fresh said, looking around as snow fell around him.

“What are you guys doing to find Error's origin anyway?”

“We were going to ask the creators what they knew, since none of Killer, Dust, or Horror’s code could help us and Error’s code is a mess on account of him being a glitch, then we’d go from there, asking questions and making guesses based on what we knew.” Nightmare said, “For all we know Error could be from one of the many neutral timelines, and that wouldn’t pin anything down at all.” Nightmare said. 

“Blue, how do you hide your glitches? That seems like a very hard thing to explain to people you don't want knowing about the multiverse.”

“Dream made a small illusion charm with Sci and Alt’s help that makes me look normal. It’s also pretty!” Blue said as he held up a golden charm in the shape of a blueberry, it was attached to a gold chain that was hidden by his battle body.

“Have the rest of the Sans seen Error in his glasses? I need to see them all squirm at how cute he is!”

“Only Blue and Classic have seen him in his glasses. Other than us of course.” Killer said, “I helped make the frames, and the way his eyes lit up when he could clearly see for the first time, it was the best feeling in the world. I remember taking care of Pap, it felt like that.” Killer said, and he smiled at the memory. 

“How does Dream feel about being an uncle now? Is he a FUN Uncle?”

“I’m not really considered an uncle per say, but I do try to be fun. And it is fun to say that I am technically the Dark Sanses’ uncle, they have the funniest reactions.” Dream said, laughing.

“Error am I embarrassing you too much?”

“Yes.” Error said, still swinging.

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*record scratch* *freeze frame* yep, that’s me. BVCNJ hey lads ~ i’m ally, i’m twenty2, my timezone is est, i use she/her pronouns & full disclaimer: i don’t know what the fuck i’m doing! just keep that in mind when you read this.. trash lmao. anyways! if u wanna plot, feel free to hmu on d*scord at HE IS SO BIIIIG 😩👌🏼🧡#2581 or yk use the lil chat thing on tumblr if u wanna start small or w/e FDCNK no pressure. moving on..

mara’s pinterest: here!

content warning: ..none?? who am i???

( ariana grande & cis female. ) oh my god look, it’s mara de luca! she is a 24 year old singer/songwriter from queens, new york. they were first associated with the met cartel 3 years ago, and the tabloids are always saying she is so impulsive & irreverent, but their stans on twitter say that she is actually really magnetic & passionate.

first thing’s first.. i haven’t written a coherent intro in a fucking Minute, so i’m offering premature apologies for the shitshow that’s about to follow, especially since i really waited til the last second to type this out even if this blog’s been Done for a week smh ANYWAYS!

ok so! mara is what i like to call ‘a textbook new yorker’ in that she’s Loud, she Loves Her Family and she’s Unapologetically Herself. my character inspirations for her are joey from netflix’s the circle, fran fine from the nanny, molly gunn from uptown girls and a little bit of cher from clueless sprinkled in there ( mainly bcos of this gifset lmao ). since i came up with her a few weeks ago, i really had so many different personalities for her but like.. let’s keep reading to see that literally all of them were apparently Not True ~

she was born into a very tightly-knit family & grew up constantly surrounded by them. she’s got three older brothers, meaning she’s the Baby of the family, so she’s been uhhhhhh doted on all her life! we stan! that said, she’s never known what its like to be on her own, especially considering that her family was right by her side every step of the way as she slowly grew her career from childhood. she got her start singing the national anthem at a knicks game when she was 8 and slowly built from there. her parents were always suuuper supportive and did all they could to help her achieve her dreams, even though they were struggling to make ends meet.

her parents own a small bakery in queens that they started when her oldest brother was little and have been a staple in the city ever since. though they’re a somewhat popular spot for tourists and locals alike, ny real estate isn’t cheap, so paying rent both for the store and their apartment above it has always been a struggle, especially once they started dedicating a good portion of their money to plane tickets and agents and all sorts of necessities mara needed in order for her dreams to come true. the extra expense was difficult on her brothers as well, though they made a point never to complain when they had to get a second or third job to help pay the bills.

ANYWAYS she grew up veryyyy close to her family and the sacrifices they made on her behalf didn’t go unnoticed, so the first thing she did when she finally Made It was buy them a bigger space for their bakery ( since her parents Love working it even if its rough sometimes, buddy ) and a new house so ;) we love a Family First mentality!

HOWEVER!! when mara first moved to LA in like?? 2015 or something?? idk timelines.. but anyways when she first moved to LA she was.. how u say.... Depressed cos like even though she was Living Her Dream as the artist she’s always wanted to be ( she lived in queens w/ her family up until after her first Big Break cos she’s a big time daddy’s girl ) .. she was essentially on her own since her family stayed in nyc :/ yk, where they live? yeah. so she was on her own for the first time... Ever & it was scary and stressful and essentially, she wasn’t doing great mentally or emotionally, even if she put on that *ari vc* fake smile.

that was untiiiiiiil she got her first ~ hollywood boyfriend ~ aka someone famous who helped both with her career and as a salve to the constant loneliness the bitch always feelin. long story short, he didn’t last long, but she Needed to feel Wanted so she got Another ~ hollywood boyfriend ~ until it became, like, Her Thing to Always be attached to someone in the tabloids and the press and on Entertainment Tonight. we love a codependent bitch! that’s also kinda how she got to be part of the met cartel cos she immediately attaches herself fully and completely to everyone she meets & falls a little bit in love with every person who has ever said hello to her, so.. Yeah! most of her friendships were likely formed because she just would not leave them alone ( she’s clingy and needy As Fuck, but she knows she is, so she’s constantly worrying about it aka she’s always wondering if people really like her cos she’s been said to be “too much” and “annoying” by some people who.. weren’t interested in being her friend ) anyways.. feel free to lmk if u want ur chara to hate her cos she will fully have her feelings hurt but still want them to like her cos shes a, say it with me kids, people pleaser ~

its v clear why i thought of joey & fran for inspo ( espeeeeecially fran, now that i think about it: i.e. constantly searching for love, lovingly obnoxious ) but as for why she’s like molly gunn... bitch is uhhh naive as fuck and will trust anyone who is even a little bit nice to her so peep her constantly seeing everyone through rose colored glasses and immediately feeling like her heart is broken when they turn out to be someone completely different lmao! also yk in the little mermaid when ariel was like “but daddy, i love him!” ??? YEAH, that’s mara to a fucking T, m8!

i could quite literally go on and on for hours, but to keep it short and sexy, here’s her stats page & i’ll follow up with a list of some little tidbits of info.. some Quirks, if u will..

she hiccups when she cries & BOY does she cry often BVJNCDKM

cannot cook a single mf thing to save her life? yeah.. her parents wanted to let her work in the bakery but .. she burned everything so she was cashier ;)

can quote the entirety of bring it on: all or nothing & as a segue from that, she is very chatty during movies if she’s with even one other person but Silent when she’s alone

will challenge anyone and everyone to mario kart wii as long as she gets to play yoshi ( she has a vendetta against baby peach )

is Constantly Freezing, so she’s always in thick socks and turns the heat up high when she’s at home

has a cavalier king charles spaniel named piper ( yes, i'm using a fc for her dog )

i’m gonna b p selective with which ari songs she’s released both bc i dont like All of ari’s songs & for character purposes ( rip in peace, sweetener )

is classically trained on the piano and sometimes just plays classical music for fun, making up silly lyrics at parties and whatnot lol she’s just Fun & Quirky like that

owns every season of the o.c. on dvd

she has a car but i havent decided if she ever drives it ( or what kind it is, tho i assure u my virgo ass will be researching it at some point ) since she really just barely passed her driver’s test

is constantly in the tabloids for one dumbass thing after the other mostly as an excuse for me to make tabloid edits but like... i love that for her & will 100% be down to include any and all of u if u lmk u wanna be in one

and many more, but i’m really just sitting here rambling UGH EW so lms for plots cos i’m unprepared & i don’t have any wc’s! very on brand for me, i must say

[puppyenergy]

@rickenrolled​ you’re an absolute mad man i love you. here’s all my answers. long ass post beneath the cut

1. Who’s your favourite character from UT?

i love them all but if i had to pick one then chara

2. Who’s your least favourite character from UT?

asgore

3. Your opinion about UT fandon:

very sweet, lots of smart and lovely and creative and gay people. could do without all the transphobes and incest/pedo shippers tho but like, theyre kinda everywhere aren’t they. like flies! smack

4. What’s your favourite quote?

“you never gained LOVE, but you gained love. does that make sense? maybe not.“

5. What’s your favourite soundtrack?

death by glamour

6. Pacifist, neutral or genocide?

pacifist

7. Why did you decide to play UT?

when it came out, my first exposure to it was thru supporting a friend who had recently started a youtube channel and they did a playthru of undertale! i ended up being unable to wait for them to finish it and just went and bought the game myself so i could play it. i was just so invested, i couldn’t wait for them to upload asklghskl

8. Favourite battle?

undyne’s

9. Favourite scene?

GOD I CAN’T CHOOSE JUST ONE SCENE. fuck. you can’t do this to me.

10. Your first letter to Mettaton was:

“legs” probably sldkghsd i don’t remember

11. Your reaction when you saw Omega Flowey for the first time:

VERY SCARED. I LEGIT THOUGHT MY GAME WAS POSSESSED.

12. Your headcanon about Frisk’s gender:

they’re nonbinary but i specifically headcanon them as agender! i also rlly dig genderfluid frisk as well bc same.

13. Which UT character reminds you of yourself?

mostly frisk but also chara and also mettaton

oh and all the dogs

14. Which UT character reminds you of your best friend?

TEMMIE. we are dog and cat solidarity.

15. Would you smooch a ghost?

i already have!

16. Which UT character would be your best friend? Why?

all of them. i will befriend them all.

17. Do you remember your first killed character? Who was that?

toriel ;_; i reset & redid the entire game for her, i felt so bad

18. Did you do sth in game you regret?

killing toriel lmao

19. Which ending was your first?

pacifist!

20. Your favourite land in UT and why: (Snowdin, Waterfall or Hotland)

snowdin is my favorite... it’s just so home-y. i rlly love snow, it brings a lot of happy memories. the christmas aesthetic does as well. and it’s also where you meet sans & papyrus & all the dogs. it’s just such a happy place.

21. Your favourite place in UT and why: (Undyne’s house for example)

i just rlly love snowdin ok. every area in snowdin. i still remember my little gasp!! when i found out that the snow on frisk’s head is always a different shape every time you go thru that slide-y puzzle.

22. Your headcanon about River person’s gender:

“it doesn’t really matter.”

23. Your headcanon about one of the UT characters:

papyrus is nonbinary!

24. Butterscouch or cinnamon pie?

cinnamon!

25. Your opinion/headcanon about six human souls:

i always connect the deltarune characters to the six human souls for some reason. kris is the cyan soul, susie is the purple soul, ralsei is the green soul, lancer is the blue soul, noelle is the yellow soul, and then im not sure who would be the orange soul... ofc only one of them is actually human but that’s always an association i made asdlghsd

26. With who would you go on a date?

none of them tbh sdkglhskdlgha i would go on hangouts with them tho!

27. Marry, fuck, kiss and kill:

marry: napstablook fuck: mettaton kiss: all of them getting kisses from me!!! mwah kill: none :(

28. Do you wanna have a bad time?

no!! i wanna have a fun time. a sillay ol’ time.

29. Your favourite UT au:

there’s this one unfinished comic someone made a while ago i don’t even remember what it was called but it was about two charas or smth??? idek if that counts as an au but tbh that comic is the origin of my love for feral chara

30. Your least favourite UT au:

all of the ones where anyone is misgendered or there’s incest/pedo/abuse in it it just automatically makes it a bad au.

31. Would you want to fall into underground?

i mean, yeah. where’s the hole. i’m on my way.

32. Describe or draw your undersona:

the puppy is specific to dfta

my other undersona is dragon kid. he’s a human & monster fusion with a rough past. he’s also adopted. the cat is his sibling.

33. One reason why you love UT:

toby said Hello LGBT Community

34. One reasom why you hate UT:

frisk’s design is,, u kno

35. If you could choose one type of food from UT, what would it be?

dog salads for days!

36. Your favourite amalgamate:

snowdrake’s mother & endogeny

37. Your headcanon about Gaster: who do you think Gaster is to Sans and Papyrus? (Father, brother, uncle etc)

i like to headcanon him as their dad

38. Your opinion about bad puns:

they’re good, ok.

39. Do you draw fanarts from UT? If yes, then what do you like the most to draw?

yes i do asklghsdkgl i could probably draw chara/frisk/asriel forever and be ok with it

40. Which of human souls fits you the most?

red, baby

41. What would be the first thing you would to show to Sans, Papyrus or the rest of characters in human world? Why?

the stars!!! they’ve been wishing on rocks for too long. time to see the real thing.

42. Which song reminds you of UT or one of the UT characters? Why?

skglhslkhg i make playlists just for this tbh. i have a playlist for mettaton, chara, frisk, asriel, undertale in general, and then one for both chara & frisk. too many songs to talk about rn so here’s the most recent one i added to chara’s playlist:

https://soundcloud.com/serious-url/last-night-on-earth-2

my favorite lyric is “we are horrible but not bad”

43. Your opinion on underloid:

i. i’m not sure what that is askdlghsdk

OH I JUST LOOKED IT UP ITS UNDERTALE VOCALOID??? i’ve never listened to it before but tbh that’s real cool

44. Do you forgive Asgore for what he’s done?

no lol

45. Did you pay for Tem’s college?

I DIDNT, IM SORRY TEM... i just dont have the patience to sell all that residue

46. Have you seen any youtube letsplay of UT?

i swear i’ve seen them all now. i watch them when i need some free serotonin. u_u

47. Do you listen to any fanmade songs? If so, then which are your favourite?

i don’t rlly listen to any but i have a few saved! i rlly love the fucking checker dance & death by glamour mashup

48. What are your favourite theories?

narra!chara if you can even CALL that a theory man it’s literally canon

i also rlly like the theory that ut sans is actually from deltarune, and also maybe a darkner.

49. Who is your favourite enemy? (Not including boss monsters)

LESSER DOG

50. Do you have any headcanons about Chara’s past? (Why they hate humanity, why did they fell to the underground etc)

i think they had some pretty shitty ppl in their life until they met the dreemurrs, probably.

51. Who is your favourite dog?

DONT DO THIS TO ME,

52. What was your reaction to true lab?

fear and a lot of emotion

53. Your fabourite voice acting:

myself sakldhgklsh

54. At the end of pacifist run did you stay with your friends or did you come back to your family?

i always send frisk to stay with toriel bc as their player guardian i would not feel comfortable with myself if i just left a child stranded on their own. it was the same in oneshot. if i’m ur temporary game dad then i’m leaving u in a safe place before the game ends ok.

55. Who is older - Sans or Papyrus?

sans

56. Your OTP(s):

OK LISTEN. GOATBUN,,

also ALPHYNE

57. Your NOTP(s):

any of the incest/pedo ones. especially with fr4ns & ch4sriel i’m gonna get real stabby.

58. Your BROTP(s):

chara/frisk haa

59. Your favourite puzzle:

i like the shooty spaceship ones!

60. Which battle was the hardest for you?

fingers in his ass.... fingers in his ass.... asgore he likes b

61. Did you still hate Flowey after you discovered his true indentity?

i never hated flowey, ok. and also no.

62. The saddest moment:

“the next day.”

“the next day.”

“...”

“the human died.”

63. Which ending is your favourite?

true pacifist, pls

64. How old do you think Frisk is?

9, maybe? i always change my mind on this asdlghsdk. they’re just a baby. age is baby.

65. Any post pacifist run headcanons?

both chara & asriel get revived. always.

66. Your favourite NPC:

the trans woman lionness npc who mettaton gives his dress to

67. Humans or monsters?

both!

68. The funniest situation:

my brain is failing me but i fucking love the idea that frisk is just walking away from undyne during her battle sequence and she’s just CLANK CLANK CLANK in her armor stomping after but ugh has to stop and wait while frisk gets a phonecall and UGH has to check on sans who fell asleep at his post.

AND UNDYNE’S HANGOUT

UGH JUST UNDYNE IN GENERAL I LOVE HER

69. Skeletonfucker, robotfucker, goatfucker or kinkshaming?

listen i KNOW i said i’d fuck mettaton but i’m NOT a robotfucker.

70. When playing for the first time how many candies did you take?

one! i wanted to be a good boy.

but then i just went ham,

71. Did you kill or spare Flowey at the end of the game?

spare and i got emotional with how he reacted

72. If you had to be one of the main characters, which would you choose?

73. If you had to kill one of the main characters which would you choose?

i wouldn’t kill any of them!! i love them all. i refuse.

74. Which character(s) would you like to cosplay?

HMM. i could probably pull off frisk the best.

75. Your favourite Burgerpants’ quote?

[sidekickhq]

where do you think scarlett leithold could fit? this rp looks amazing !

thank you so much ! i think she could fit in a lot of different families : steve rogers ( adopted ), loki & sigyn, hope van dyne, black tom cassidy & eilish sullivan, caitlin snow & ronnie raymond, stephanie brown & cassandra cain ( adopted ), dan espinoza & chloe decker & lucifer morningstar, eddie brock, kara zor-el, hal jordan & carol ferris, harley quinn & pamela isley, jason todd ( adopted ), hela & thanos, koriand’r & raven roth ( adopted ), natasha romanoff ( adopted ), stephen strange & clea, bruce wayne, oliver queen & dinah lance, warren worthington iii, michael jon carter & ted kord ( adopted ) !

and if you’re interested, some familial wanted connections she could fit :

VIDAR BJÖRK-THORSON & TOVA VIDARSDOTTIR, our CHARLIE HUNNAM & EMMA MACKEY fcs are looking for a CHILD / SIBLING connection who looks like BILLIE EILISH, MARGOT ROBBIE, HENRIK HOLM, ELLIOT FLETCHER, KATELYN NACON, JOE KEERY, JENNY BOYD, NAT WOLFF / UTP who is 17-19 or 23 you DON’T have to contact prior to applying at ofichvr / tofuisms. ( but you can if you want ! ) ( tova would… die for each of them, any time any place, but also… you know how ur sibs are your best friends but also your worst enemies? .. yeah. when they’re good, they’re reALLY good - but when they’re bad, mom or dad probably has to step in eventually to referee the arguments. the dynamic would prob be different depending on whether tova is older or younger ; if she’s the eldest, then her natural protectiveness extends to them, and if they’re older… well, same, but she’s probably a little bit TOO textbook ‘annoying younger sister’ a lot of the time. it is very possible that vidar isn’t close to this child due to him not being around for AWHILE - he was in the army from age 18 to early 30s but would come home whenever he was able to - which was NEVER enough! so they could have a relationship where vidar tries and ur chara just doesn’t want that, ur chara looks up to him but they don’t rly know how to interact , etc! it is also an option for the chara to be a TWIN but thats completely up to u! please check out vidar’s INTRO for background info and more fc options! )

THEORA TREVOR, our KATE SIEGEL fc,  is looking for a FOSTER CHILD connection who looks like CAMERON BOYCE, LISA TEIGE, AMANDLA STENBERG, KARAN BARR, DAVID CASTRO, RJ CYLER, ABIGAIL COWEN, PARIS BERELC, YARA SHAHIDI, IMAN MESKINI // PLAYER’S CHOICE who is 16/17. you DO have to contact prior to applying at WVTCHFUL. ( credit to rachel for giving me part of this idea !! theora works in the e.r. and one day a kid ended up there for some reason.when it came time for them to be discharged, they had nowhere to go and theora got temporary custody while they waited for the situation to be worked out. flash forward a few days, theora is attached and filling out the paperwork to become a foster parent.  )

EMMA FROST, our KATIE CASSIDY fc is looking for her LIL DEATH MACHINES / STEPFORD CUCKOOS X3 - CELESTE, MINDEE, PHOEBE who look like GIORGIA WHIGHAM, KIERNAN SHIPKA, JENNY BOYD, ANNASOPHIA ROBB, ANY MATCHING BLONDE FC who are 16-26 YEARS OLD. you DON’T have to contact prior to applying. ( we all kno the stepford cuckoos. they and their sisters - two named dead, thousands of unnamed - are emma’s clones, and though they appear to be mature, are actually, chronologically, like, five or smth, cos they were grown rapidly in tubes. it wasn’t known from minute one that they were emma’s, but the minute this became public knowledge, she accepted it and started to think of them as her daughters. diamond form, telepathic hive mind, coordinated outfits ; how much more could u want? )

GRÁINNE CASSIDY, our SOPHIE RUNDLE fc is looking for her SIBLINGS / TWO OLDER, TWO YOUNGER who look like FINN COLE, OLIVIA COOKE, CILLIAN MURPHY, EMILY BROWNING, DOUGLAS BOOTH / ANY FACE CLAIM who are anything from 20-40 YEARS OLD. you DON’T have to contact prior to applying. ( do u want to play a member of a crime fam, but ur not sure which to pick? do u want to play an irish char, but dont know what to do? if the answer is yes to the first and no to the second, but ur ok with settling, then boy o boy do i have the crime fam for you ! mutant on their fathers side and mobster on their mothers, the cassidy-sullivan’s are honestly… p hot, if i say so myself. their matriarch was left the only member of the fam after they were wiped out in gotham about ten years ago, and now they’re all getting older, the kids are restarting that specific fam business. i love the idea of them all having like… conflicting ideals, conflicting ideas for their fam, conflicting LIVES. gráinne fancies herself the head of the family right now, and at least for the minute is continuing their loyalty to the falcone’s. her sibs could want to challenge her… could be happy working alongside her… could mayb not even wanna be apart of the family - it’s honestly up to YOU ! )

JEANNIE DRAKE KENT, our STEFANIE SCOTT fc is looking for a HALF SIBLING ( via warren )  connection who looks like ( EMMA DUMONT, ASAMI ZDRENKA, RYAN POTTER ANY ½ WHITE FC ))  who is ( 19-23 YEARS OLD. ) you DON’T have to contact prior to applying. ( half siblings that are known publically to be worthington – nothing is set in stone with this connection but feel free to message at gods lost roomba#5813 to hear more about it!  )

PERSEUS XAVIER-LEHNSHERR, our NICK ROBINSON fc is looking for an UNKNOWN BIOLOGICAL FAMILY connection who looks like any white/half white (brunette) kid !! / grace phipps, jake t austin, madison davenport, noah centineo, piper curda, richard harmon, thomas hayes, willa holland, xavier serrano who is  20+ YEARS OLD. you DO have to contact prior to applying at JEEZPERSEUS. ( he was born to two degenerates in camden, new jersey. neither good parents, but he never experienced it because he was very little when he & his seven siblings were placed into the custody of the state for neglect. they were a high powered family, two mutant parents, but there’s a possibility one of the kids was human. they can be siblings or half-siblings or even cousins. or even his twin sister!! they’d be 20 or older if they’re a (half-)sibling, bc percy is youngest. go wild. ) ( thalia, more )

ROSARIO HILL, our MELISSA BARRERA fc, is looking for a YOUNGER HALF SIBLINGS / ADOPTED SIBLINGS ( 1 to 2 ) connection who looks like DIEGO TINOCO, TRINITY ANNE, EDEN ESTRADA, SOFIA REYES, CIERRA RAMRIEZ, ISSA LISH, DANNA PAOLA, ARIELA BARER, MANPREET MABRA, LAURA HARRIER, TRISTIN MAYS, LULU ANTARISKA, KEKE PALMER, TAZZY PHE, TINA TAMASHIRO, TOMMY MARTINEZ, MARLON LANGELAND / AT LEAST HALF MEXICAN IF BIO, ANY FACE IF ADOPTED who is UNDER 25 you DON’T have to contact prior to applying.

TRIXIE ESPINOZA DECKER MORNINGSTAR, our CHRISTIAN SERRATOS fc is looking for her ( TWO ) YOUNGER HALF-SIBLINGS VIA CHLOE & LUCIFER who look like ANY HALF WHITE, HALF MEXICAN FC who are anything from 16-22 YEARS OLD. you DON’T have to contact prior to applying. ( i’m tweaking the timeline that i’m mainly working from - the lucifer tv show - just a bit to allow for a broader age range of siblings, but what i waNT here is !! lil decker-morningstar kids !! i’m not even fussy on whether they’re like, bio or not, i just think… trix would be an awesome big sister, and it would REALLY solidify the fam connection here for there to be a lil fam running abt the place. )

WILLIAM WADE WILSON, our BRANDON FLYNN fc is looking for a FULL SIBLING connection who looks like CAITLIN STASEY, MERRITT PATTERSON, NINA DOBREV, DAISY RIDLEY, COLIN FORD, ALEX LAWTHER, TYLER YOUNG, THOMAS HAYES, UTP+  who is 16-17, 22+ you DON’T have to contact prior to applying at willicmwilson. ( Okay, I’m not super duper picky with this connection- I really just want to explore their relationship/the family dynamic. Also, it’s completely optional but I think it’d be cool to continue the whole 3 W tradition when naming them! Feel free to contact me if you do have any questions!)

[yunsangelic]

captaindboss’ Hottest NHL Players Survey Responses

I’m demonkonecny bc it’s halloween!!! Happy Halloween!!! Anyway I’m finally posting the results of my hottest players per team survey, (it’s closed now so u can’t take it anymore, sorry) which included ur fav ugly hots like jack eichel and connor mcdavid. Y’all had some colorful write-in responses for me, I included my favorites! Anyway, as not to clog dashes I put it under a read more. If you have questions about how I compiled this data or how I organized it, feel free to ask! Also some of y’all didn’t put an answer for like half the teams???? who raised you.

Montreal Canadians

Carey Price (55.02%--126 of 229 votes)

Jonathan Drouin (23.58%--54 of 229 votes)

Shea Weber (13.10%--30 of 229 votes)

Other* (8.30%--19 of 229 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“PK Subban...oh wait...Lars Eller... Oh wait...Drouin...oh wait...Alex Galchenyuk...oh wait shit fine Shea Weber”

“Everyone who has escaped”

“their ‘attitude problem’“

Boston Bruins

Brandon Carlo (30.26%--69(lol) of 228 votes)

Patrice Bergeron (Cause y’all would kill me if I didn’t put him) (29.82%--68 of 228 votes)

David Pastrnak (yum i lov carb) (25.88%--59 of 228 votes)

Other* (14.04%--32 of 228 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

[About Carlo] “He’s  a baby but also like has an ageless vampire quality which appeals to my ovaries, long conditioned by teen vampire novels”

“Brad Marchand's tongue (only the tongue)” [this ain’t it chief]

“I love my alien father tuukka rask” [r u ok]

Bonus, cause I’m weak:

“no one THINKS pasta is hot COME ON i hate us” [it’s okay, he is VERY hot, that’s why I put him lmao]

“Zdeno chara babey” [R U OK]

Bl*ckh*wks

Girl as if (44.80%--99 of 221 votes) 

Jonathan Toews (22.62%--50 of 221 votes)

If you put pk*ne here i’ll come to your house and murder you*^/other (17.65%--39 of 221 votes)

hahahahaHAHAHA (14.93%--33 of 221 votes)

*= tie between Nick Schmaltz and John Hayden.

^= 3 people want me to come to their houses and murder them, unfortunately it’s still illegal to do so, therefore I will not be doing that.

Write-ins

“toews player portrait makes him look like a human condom”

“i live in chicago and am willing to take 1 for the team and take out k*ne” 

“Bitch you funny but also Alex Debrincat”

New York Rangers

Brady Skjei (46.32%--107 of 231 votes)

Henrik Lundqvist duh (31.17%--72 of 231 votes)

Brett Howden is the right answer despite not being on the roster yet^ (11.69% (lol)--27 of 231 votes)

Other* (10.82%--25 of 231 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

^= funny enough, like 2 days after I made this Brett made the final cut lmao.

Write-ins

“Chris Kreider (have you seen the golf pic???) [LMFAO yeah I have (it’s probably too NSFW if ur in public fyi if u wanna google it)]

“i'm horny for like half the gd rangers roster!!!!” [lol girl I know, y’all actually have a few cuties I was a lil shocked]

“this is a hot team too bad they suck”

Toronto Maple Leafs

Y’all are demons okay Nikita Zaitsev is a fuckin gem idk why I was surprised about this but I was lmao.

Other* (39.37%--87 of 221 votes) [just know that I hate u all :/]

William Nylander (25.79%--57 of 221 votes)

Nazem Kadri (24.89%--55 of 221 votes)

Nikita Zaitsev (9.95%--22 of 221 votes)

*= Freddie Andersen. 

Write-ins

“william nylander isn't a leaf, firstable, and second it's motch murner” [sjdhkdlsjdj everything about this]

“i'm putting rich clune even tho he's on the marlies. SOMETIMES HE COMES UP. he could benchpress ever leaf on the roster.” [ur valid, when u sent this I was like “FUCK they’re right.”]

“None they look like 25 year olds who smoke crack in the parking lot” [this is low-key mean but I still laughed, cause yeah, white dudes. But I’m not condoning drug abuse or jokes about drug abuse, as this person had no intention of doing, I’m sure. Just wanted to put that because I know some people might be concerned.]

Bonus, again, weak:

"Jxhn Txvxrxs” [jhkhfoij why did u censor his name sis??]

“nobody’s attractive on the leafs” [this isn’t true but I’m petty and it’s funny.]

Detroit Red Wings

I was so fucking offended by some of the dylan larkin SLANDER up in these write-ins, y’all can come to my house and fight me thx.

Dylan Larkin (48.23%--109 of 226 votes)

Henrik Zetterberg (im crying) (31.42%--71(CRYING) of 226 votes)

Other* (11.95%--27 of 226 votes)

Andreas Athanasiou (8.41%--19 of 226 votes)

*= 12 votes for “No one/Not Dylan Larkin” (yall r annoying lmfao), 10 votes for Filip Zadina (he’s a CHILD how dare u)

Write-Ins

“Luke glen denting is hot look at his arms and he’s not too old for ME” [girl when I tell u this shit killed me, I mean I SQUAWKED a laugh out and sent it to the fps gc, I was DEAD] 

“I don't know what any of the red wings look like and it's probably better that way” [????????????????]

“ion know anyone on the wings except zadina and he scored a gwg against the bruins yesterday so my answer for this one is none 😤😤” [(this was in reference to a pre-season game) lmao sis yall are okay. it was yalls babies against our roster players, I would have offed myself had the outcome been any different lmao]

Bonus

“Does anyone actually play for the red wings” [no]

“filip "thot" zadina” [don’t....]

Los Angeles Kings

The only right answer is Alec Martinez (41.56%--96 of 231 votes)

Adrian Kempe (38.10%--88 of 231 votes)

Anze Kopitar (12.12%--28 of 231 votes)

Other* (8.23%--19 of 231 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“jeff carter would snort a line of coke with gritty” [uhhhhh WHAT]

“uhh wayne gretzky...” [jvfluhddsf sis...]

“I couldn't name anyone on this team if you PAID ME” [fjldfdhfh god I wish that were me, sorry annie u know I joke....]

Philadelphia Flyers

Claude Giroux (44.78%--103 of 230 votes)

Travis Konecny (HAHAHAHAHA that’s my ugly hot gremlin) (24.78%--57 of 230 votes

Other* (22.17%--51 of 230 votes

Wayne Simmonds (8.26%--19 of 230 votes)

*= Nolan Patrick is apparently who y’all think is the 3rd hottest flyer, even tho he Looks Like That rn lmao. fuckin’ lettuce head.

Write-ins

“Gritty's googly eyes are the windows to the soul”

“andrea helfrich” [ur right]

“tk, because country boy i LOVE you 😛”

Bonus

“hey don't make threats abt gritty like that” [I put “if you put gritty i’ll block you”]

“My hellspawn son [Gritty,] is beautiful can’t believe Voracek and G had a son tho” [HDKUHEDKJFHD BITCH]

Pittsburgh Penguins :(

Kris Letang (55.17%--128 of 232 votes)

Other* (19.40%--45 of 232 votes)

Not Sidney Crosby [this is the option for Sidney Crosby] (16.81%--39 of 232 votes)

Tristan Jarry (8.62%--20 of 232 votes

*= different variations of “none” won but only by one vote, the person right behind was Jamie Oleksiak.

Write-ins

“the penguins roster came into my home and killed my entire family, but jamie oleksiak is 6'7" 255 lbs of A Man” [NDKFHSJRFDRBSKRFH valid]

“no penguin has ever been hot. As soon as they put on the jersey the hotness evaporates. Tragic.” [wow look at all that truth right there]

“as a heterosexual i chose letang, and as a flyers fan i choose the penguin mascot” [lmao girl letang is not the answer either]

St. Louis Blues

Colton Parayko (67.11%--151 of 225 votes)

Alex Pietrangelo (17.33%--39 of 225 votes)

Other* (8%--18 of 225 votes)

Ryan O’Reilly (7.56%--17 of 225 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“this [’other’] box shouldn’t exist there are no valid arguments against the angel colton parayko” [tru, but the blues have other hotties so I made the box to be fair to those of us who don’t like Big Blonde Sexies]

“uh valid i guess? idk any of the blues lmao” [LMAOOO I think they meant Vladdy, but “valid” cracked me up]

“ROR can lay me down” [ur so valid lmao]

Buffalo Sabres

Jeff Skinner (60.18%--136 of 226 votes)

Rasmus Ristolainen (17.26%--39 of 226 votes)

Other* (14.16%--32 of 226 votes)

Jack Eichel (8.41%--19 of 226 votes)

*= Inconclusive results. [Y’all big mad that I put Skinner on here. HE’S HOT!]

Write-ins

“Idk but not these lmao” [*instert that gif of the kardashians like “DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE”*]

“Why is Jeff Skinner an option he looks 12″ [who else tho sis. I looked at the roster!]

“If anyone says eichel i will come to their house and steal their toothbrushes. Its conor sheary.” [I took my own survey and picked Eichs but I still have my toothbrush so I guess......... I’m right.]

Bonus:

“Rasmus Ristolainen kinda looks like a creepy half-alive Ken doll, but I'll stand by my choice. Hire an exorcist.” [JDFKHRFWEH GIRL]

“They lost their only cute player when O’Reilly got traded sorry” [boom. roasted]

Vancouver Canucks

Brock Boeser (67.56%--152 of 225 votes)

Other* (13.78%--31 of 225 votes)

Jake Virtanen (12.44%--28 of 225 votes)

Ben Hutton (6.22%--14 of 225 votes)

*=Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“[about Jake Virtanen] all that ass...........” [sjdkfhdkfhdkhfi yeah]

“the city of vancouver” [?????????????????????]

“I keep forgetting that the canucks actually exist” [I’m reasonably sure this is annie lmfao]

Bonus

“I don’t know how any of this team looks either” [idk if I follow Nucks blogs or what but how do u not know Boeser???]

“i don't care enough about this team to even attempt to answer” [this is my brain @ me on the last 5 questions of an exam]

New York Islanders

Mat Barzal (67.69%--155 of 229 votes)

Tito Beauvillier (14.85%--34 of 229 votes)

Jordan Eberle (10.48%--24 of 229 votes)

Other* (6.99%--16 of 229 votes)

*=Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“you say put full names but then u go and say tito??” [LISTEN I was tired at this point and forgot that I was trying to be at least a little bit professional about my thirst survey alright? yeesh]

“Its Matt Martin my dude” [LMAO u funny]

“idk how anyone pays attention to mat when tito is always there looking better barzal looks like every attractive jock ive ever met and i dont trust that”

Calgary Flames

Noah Hanifin (37.95%--85 of 224 votes)

Elias Lindholm (32.59%--73 of 224 votes)

Matthew Tkachuk (20.54%--46 of 224 votes)

Other* (8.93%--20 of 224 votes)

*= Sean Monahan wins 4th hottest.

Write-ins

“[Hanifin] looks like the bad guy in a teen movie. the guy the Main Girl is dating in the beginning but is a real dick to her. you look at him and you KNOW he has a trust fund and votes republican. god he's so hot though” [hanny......... yeah.... yeah....]

“Why do I find Tkachuk attractive? I don't know but I love him” [me too]

“James 'The Real Deal' Neal” [lol I got this answer multiple times]

Washington Capitals

Tom Wilson (31.33%--73 of 233 votes)

Andre Burakovsky (29.18--68 of 233 votes)

Braden Holtby (24.03%--56 of 233 votes)

Other* (15.45%--36 of 233 votes)

*= Michal Kempny and Nicklas Backstrom tied for fourth hottest.

Write-ins

“literally no one, i s2g if i see anyone say ovi is attractive..... jfc god help them” [.... but ovi is dad-hot, also he got 3 votes]

“YOUR STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS! Everyone btw just a hot team of hot ugly men and Tom Wilson” [kskdjskdjksks]

“my sweaty swedish sweetheart; Nicklas Backstrom” [I’m too illiterate to read this right the first time thru lol]

Colorado Avalanche

Gabe Landeskog ( 55.95%--127 of 227 votes)

Other* (22.47%--51 of 227 votes)

Erik “Horsegirl” Johnson (14.1%--32 of 227 votes)

Mikko Rantanen (7.49%--17 of 227 votes)

*= Tyson Barrie won by more than double of all the other write-ins, but honorable mentions go to Nate MacK, Colin Wilson, Tyson Jost, Phillip Grubauer, and The Avs Tumblr People.

Write-ins - I (jokingly) got called bitch so much in these write-ins, y’all feel some type of WAY about this team lmfao.

“but also the tysons. i would buy a whole farm just so those boys could plow me into the ground.” [i’m SCREECHING. this killed me lol]

“only attractive b/c of his proximity to horses? maybe so.” [.... girl what]

Okay, so instead of a third quote, cause I couldn’t pick, I’m gonna put all the other funny EJ comments I was contemplating:

“ej is soooo ugly in the hottest way possible”

“erik "big horny" johnson”

“oh my god Ej was included for once I'm weeping tears of joy”

“What that mouth do EJ?”

New Jersey Devils

Miles Wood (36.12%--82 of 227 votes)

Taylor Hall (33.48%--76 of 227 votes)

Brian Boyle (19.82%--45 of 227 votes)

Other* (10.57%--24 of 227 votes)

*= Nico Hischier with the majority of the write-ins, even tho he’s still a CHILD (under 20).

Write-ins, aka Mostly Taylor Hall Commentary.

“Does Michael McLeod count” [YES girl i love that boy]

“Gucciiiiiii”

“DSL GUCCI”

“Nico Hischier (Taylor Hall I still love you)”

“i chose taylor and i don’t even need a gucci purse”

“If Taylor Hall gave me a Gucci purse I'd vote for him”

“catch me w/ a gucci purse, girl!!!! for real tho miles wood”

Dallas Stars

DISCLAIMER: I mean no disrespect to Katie, she’s fab and I made this survey a month or so ago. If you don’t know what I mean by this--do not ask me, I will delete the message. Thank you!

Tyler Seguin (46.96%--108 of 230 votes)

Katie Hoaldridge (im gay) (35.22%--81 of 230 votes)

Other* (13.91%--32 of 230 votes)

Stephen Johns (3.91%--9 of 230 votes)

*= Jamie Benn.

Write-ins

“tyler seguin has no upper lip” [I screamed, not exaggerating]

“You have to choose [Seguin] but I do so under duress”

“Im gay too” [hell yeah, this is a mlm and wlw friendly survey!]

Edmonton Oilers

Jujhar Khaira (28.57%--64 of 224 votes)

Other* (27.68%--62 of 224 votes)

Contract McMoney (he is hot) (25.89%--58 of 224 votes)

Darnell Nurse (17.86%--40 of 224 votes)

*= Leon Draisaitl won by more than 5 times anyone elses write-in lmao.

Write-ins ft. “The Draisaitl Quotes”

“McMoney’s money- just his money” [lmao ok sammie, HE’S HOT!]

“cannot mcwingames went off in the gq shoot i admit” [*annie voice* OHMYGOD]

“He’s [Khaira] like a romance novel cover like, f me” [tru]

Drai Quotes

“Drai but like lucic cause Momma needs a man that could kill me” [HDGFDHDGFHDH]

“leon dreisetl (is that his name, is this how you spell it?)”

“Leon Draisaitl and his contract that he doesn't deserve” [backhanded compliment lmao]

“the one w the longass name. dry saitl or whatever” [girl. lmfao]

Winnipeg Jets

Jets/laine fans are funny so I’m adding all the funniest ones instead of just 3 or 5. Sorryyyyyy I’m here to entertain.

Blake Wheeler (44.04%--96 of 218 votes)

Mathieu Perreault (but specifically in his newest headshot) (21.56%--47 of 218 votes)

Other* (19.27%--42 of 218 votes)

Connor Hellebuyck (15.14%--33 of 218 votes)

*= Patrik Laine, even tho I said NOT TO, demons.

Write-ins

“Their logo so I can fly away from this stupid team”

“Nobody but I just needed to point out Connor Hellebuyck looks like a stage magician and that is Not Hot” [i respectfully disagree with the last bit but the first parts made me snort]

“I don't know who windy pegg is”

“Boeing 747″ [sjdjsljlshgdu]

“they’re all second to jacob trouba’s dog Donnie”

“Patty Laine, but like, without the demon beard”

“Let me live my life! Laine has a good voice and i have a LANGUAGE KINK!”

“Laine WITH the beard because I don't fear death”

“Sorry, Laine but only with his beard” [I love the halfhearted apology]

“Goatboi”

“ALL HAIL THE GOAT DEVIL”

“laine come at me bitch lol” [denny’s parking lot. 3 am. be there.]

“laine looks like a goat”

“Laine’s Beard”

“LAINE I like the beard but hockey Satan is good to hellebuyck” [I really felt like I was tripping balls while reading all these but, ESPECIALLY this one lmfao]

Arizona Coyotes

Oliver Ekman-Larsson (30.32%--67 of 221 votes)

Jakob Chychrun (28.05%--62 of 221 votes)

Dylan Strome (26.24%--58 of 221 votes)

Other* (15.38%--34 of 221 votes)

*= Alex Galchenyuk, with the majority of the votes.

Write-ins

“pls date me Chych” [annie, that’s my BF!]

“ 🐼 there is no raccoon emoji >:(”

“[Chychrun] [a]lso has a vampire quality but like trust fund baby vampire who has no morals. I’m...into it??” 

Honorable mentions: The 2 people who put Biz lmaoooo I love yall.

Carolina Hurricanes

Andrei Svechnikov [he’s a baby but I didn’t know who elseeee] (38.29%--85 of 222 votes)

Haydn Fleury (35.59%--79 of 222 votes)

Other* (15.77%--35 of 222 votes)

Dougie Hamilton (10.36%--23 of 222 votes)

*= Sebastian Aho wins the write-in vote [he ain’t it!]

Write-ins

“Justin Faulk (I’m old so svechnikov is out)” [ugh ur right I didn’t make this more inclusive to people not my age, i’m (genuinely) sorry!!!]

“Formerly Eric ‘the hottest Staal' Staal” [only on the cane’s write-in would I have this happen...]

“[Jordan] staal terrifies me but that's hot” [true!]

San Jose Sharks

Erik Karlsson (70.04%--159 of 227 votes)

Martin Jones (17.62%-- 40 of 227 votes)

Other* (11.01%--25 of 227 votes)

Justin Braun (idk) (1.32%--3 of 227 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“Daddy shark (doo doo doo)” [just so yall know this is, of course, annie, as in anzekopistar, an actual demon, she’s talking about Erik Karlsson :)]

“Brent Burns, you know im right” [are you tho?]

“Okay sometimes I have needs I think Joe Thorton sans beard could fill” [this is why joe shaved. he felt this person in the universe wanting him to, so he did, wow thank u joe]

Ottawa Senators (lol)

Matt Duchene (33.63%--75 of 223 votes)

The entire team (cause they’re a dumpster fire) (30.94%-- 69 [it’s that tkachuk fuckboi energy] of 223 votes)

Other (there are none)* (22.87%--51 of 223 votes)

Spartacat (12.56%--28 of 223 votes)

*= Inconclusive results (because a lot of you took my “there are none” joke a little too seriously and just chose that, no write-in lmao)

Write-ins

“[about Duchene] he's traitorous but it's like that sometimes i guess” [sjdhdjfhkdhf girl it’s okay.]

“.... we're a team“ [i-]

“the senator on their jerseys is p cute ig”

Bonus:

“oh so spartacat is an option but not gritty huh” [LISTEN the flyers are a HOT team, the sens are NOT. that’s why lmao]

“Just based on headshots I’m going with Ben Sexton like also how do you go wrong with that name”

Tampa Bay Lightning

Brayden Point (55.25%--121 of 219 votes)

Other* (22.83%--50 of 219 votes)

Mitchell Stephens (11.87%--26 of 219 votes)

Steve Yzerman (10.05%--22 of 219 votes)

*= Inconclusive results. Although there were a lot of responses none of them added up significantly sooo....

 Write-ins

“am i the only one who thinks stevie y was a bit of a twink when he was younger?” [jdhslihdalskdjefh]

“Worst team in the league i hate them and theyre all hideous” [u sure bout that, bud?]

“Stamkos (I love his tiny eyes)” [????]

Florida Panthers

 Aaron Ekblad (71.75%--160 of 223 votes)

Aleksander Barkov [r yall ok???] (11.66%--26 of 223 votes)

Other* (10.31%--23 of 223 votes)

Vincent Trocheck (6.28%--14 of 223 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“who are the panthers” [sometimes a team is a dog captain, a(n extremely hot) 27-year-old lawyer, and not owen tippett because the panthers hate me specifically]

“Roberto Luongo during Parkland speech” [... valid]

“barkov is literally the only player i know on this team” [shey would be happy to teach u about the panthers!]

Anaheim Ducks

Adam Henrique (52.47%--117 of 223 votes)

No one else (29.6%--66 of 223 votes)

Other* (10.76%--24 of 223 votes)

John Gibson (7.17%--16 of 223 votes)

*=Inconclusive results.

Write-ins-Ducks fans don’t @ me but i’m pretty sure half of these were submitted by y’all anyways....

“if i look @ anyone on the ducks roster for more than 5 seconds i BLACK OUT” [KSHDGJDHSKH Adam tho....]

“Quack Quack go lay your eggs somewhere else you feathered FUCKS” [sjdjfhdjsksj]

“legal 2 say kesler?” [no. go to jail]

Bonus

“Henrique is fine I have no qualms about your selections” [thnk u]

“jared coreau!!! GOOGLE HIM i’m right” [I said this, and we’ve talked, but I need people to know that I, after seeing this, subsequently found out that the Wings didn’t sign coreau back this offszn lmao] 

Nashville Predators

Roman Josi (39.39%--91 of 231 votes)

PK Subban (37.66%--87 of 231 votes)

Kevin Fiala (13.42%--31 of 231 votes)

Other* (9.52%--22 of 231 votes)

*= Pekka Rinne for 4th hottest. [My mom loves him for his name lol. she says it’s “fun”]

Write-ins 

“pk wears cool hats. I like that in a man”

“I don't find any of them hot (Josi used too be hot and then I learned he was illiterate and now I feel nothing but pity towards him)” [GIRL]

“preds are also ugly. pk subban would be attractive if he werent a pred” [lmao. what’d they do to u ?]

Columbus Blue Jackets

Pierre-Luc Dubois (50.22%--113 of 225 votes)

Zach Werenski (20.44%--46 of 225 votes)

Josh Anderson (16.89%--38 of 225 votes)

Other* (12.44%--28 of 225 votes)

*= Alex Wennberg is 4th hottest [lmao]

Write-ins

“Can I put werenskie and Anthony Duclair” [valid]

“Just to be clear CBJ is by far the hottest team exemplified by the fact that you left Seth Jones and Alexander Wenneberg off this list when they're like top 20 in hotness. Also Nick Foligino wins if we include looks and personality.” [I didn’t include them cause this is a mix of hot and ugly hot fam, the avs are 100% the hottest team in the NHL, and that’s coming from me, a Wings fan, destined to hate the Avs for my entire life. Also???? The hotter Foligno is def Marcus lmao]

“[About Werenski] only with the scar though otherwise seth jones” [GIRL scars don’t disappear??? WDYM only with the scar??? Are you a time traveler??? lmfaooo]

Minnesota Wild

J.T. Brown (46.46%--105 of 226 votes)

Other* (21.68%--49 of 226 votes)

Eric Staal (20.80%--47 of 226 votes)

Jason Zucker (11.06%--25 of 226 votes)

*= Charlie Coyle. Honorable mentions to Zach Parise and Matt Dumba.

Write-ins

“Charlie Coyle man! V hot, could kill you, gently waves at babies, 10/10″ [exactly my type! wow]

“ Not JT[,] Lexi is the hottest[,] Eric Staal from a few years ago is also hot” [I added commas to your thing cause.... girl it took me a sec to understand what u were tryna say. But also ur right it’s Lexi.]

“love a #wokebae jt” [yaaas]

FINALLY this legit took me like 10+ hours of work cause I had to transcribe all the info cohesively and then go thru all the responses lmao.

Vegas Golden Knights

William Karlsson (40.52%--94 of 232 votes)

Marc-Andre Fleury (30.60%--71 of 232 votes)

Max Pacioretty (16.81%--39 of 232 votes)

Other* (12.07%--28 of 232 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“[Karlsson] because he looks like young Bill from Mamma Mia” [shfhdjdhf girl]

“fleury isn't hot you absolute monster” [???????? drink ur bitterness tea somewhere else pls]

“let's find out just how wild this boy is” [pftd dtduftdhjfgdjfghdjf]

Bonus/Honorable mentions:

The TWO people who put “colin miller’s eyelashes” lmfaoooo

Alrighty this is The End! If you’d like to see another survey by me let me know in my messages/ask!!! Also sorry for stealing de la Rose from u, habs fans

[rcids-blog]

oh, look, it’s me again !! i’m cj...if ya didn’t know already. and this is my trash son reid ( meet my trash daughter tav here ). i’ll keep this part short since i already rambled on tav’s intro so we’ll just get into this !!

POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNINGS: murder mention, gang/mob, etc?

[ mr. brightside: muse d | matthew daddario, cismale, he/him ] — have you seen reid loric, the political science student around oxford yet? i hear the twenty-six year old can be manipulative and uncaring, but those who know them insist that they are observant and loyal. rumour has it that he is responsible for all the graffiti showing up on campus lately. is it true? only time will tell.

FAMILY & BACKSTORY

reid is the oldest of three. he has twin sisters that are..,,.. four years younger than him; alyssa & dana n he would honestly protecc them with his Life if he could ( a runnin theme w my charas ik dont judge meeee )

his mum & dad were the CEO of a N*ce enterprise which,,, right b4 the next sequence of events reid was just Startin to get groomed for rip me

when he was a kid his happy lil fam went to ‘murcia for holiday n all was fine and dandy ! until one of the last days

his parents went to get gas & told their kids to Hold Tight while they went inside n ,,, they did 4 the most part ‘cept lyss ... so lyss saw 2 men go in n rob the place n .......,,,...,, kill their parents n it was ... gruesome dnt talk to me....... Lyss saw it w her lIL BABY EYES

so all three of them hid whiel the robbers ransacked the place & drove away bc Smart Kids that dnt wanna die....,,...,

rip he was ,.,,..,,,13 at the time? his lil babie sisters were 9 so yah. he def remembers n my innocent lil bOY got subjected to that :(((( which turned him into a Not So Innocent boy rip

anyway ! all reid wants to do is protect his sisters bc he fucked up that one time n wasn’t able to protect them from seeing their parents get kiLLED in cold blood 

most ppl realized that reid was gna protecc his sisters tho which sort of backfired bc they just waited for him to go away to fuck with them ...,,.. usually went for lyss which like ... reid is so emo and guilty abt like ? why cant he just protecc his sisters properly?? hes so sad :(((

anyway they got thrown into foster care bc....they were kids n could not take care of themselves n for SOME reason their american relatives were like “yikes? three kids? no thx !!!!” like same bud same

it wasnt gr8 bc all their foster families were those ‘horror story’ foster families yk so @ 19 reid was like ‘lets get us all the FUCK outta here’ bc there was no fuckignngngg way he was leaving his baby sisters rip

and this is where they met their wonderful new mob dadd bc he sees them on the street and Pity and Potential yk ... 

reid rly fell into the life. it was some .. stability for him and he was gna hold on tight esp since he knew his sisters were saFE now...relatively

the onyl time reid was like “ya fuck u” to the mob dadd was when it involved his sisters bc he aint abt that life dont FUCK with his family

but uh he worked his way up in the mob p well,,,,hes def one of the top ten guys now but like…….. at the same time he knew he wasnt gna get any further w/o the help of his lovely benefactor n so

they worked together to get him accepted into oxford a-la connections n uh here he is,,,,workin on political science which he takes p seriously and … is studying way too often :/ yikes what a fuckin neRD

tryna figure out whom the fuck killed his parents on the side but No One knows dont talk to me

PERSONALITY & COLLEGE LIFE

lowkey hates america bc of the holiday-gone-wrong n his american fam sucks n ... a grudge neva gonn die

doesn’t talk a lot. keeps his words to a minimum,,...,,, to the point where u prob think that he doesnt like u. this may not show in my writin bc ... its kinda hard to keep a thread goin when someone doesnt ... respond but .... just for hc sake .... yall know....

if he DOES talk a lot he usually has an ulterior motive like...bih be careful if he’s talking to u bc .... somethin’s up

will def talk about his artwork tho just wont let u know he’s talking about his artwork. will talk shit abt it just to get u to defend it i HATE him :))))

will also study talk but like dnt try and small talk if ur studying w him bc it wont fuckigngng work

me: he doesn’t talk / also me: he talks under all these circumstances 

final circumstance(s): he cares about u. he’s super drunk !

protective af to Any and Every person dont get me started

doesn’t know u but sees that ur in a compromising situation? saved. ur hero.

dont thank him for it he doesnt want the recognition mostly bc the next day hes prob takin the other person down rip will u ever see them again? who knows !

always watching … always listening … ready 2 fuck shit up and not even let anyone realize hes doin it….

SECRET DETAILS

sO part of him was all xcmnbvmznxbcv about the mob n the .... unfortunate dealings he had to deal w because of it

so to take out his.....frustration on the ... things he has 2 do he created a “healthy” ( mostly illegal ) alternative which is where :)) his graffiti comes in yay reid

the past few months, campus has been popping up w random ass art pieces all over the place. they’re usually decent in size but def not murals; and typically evoke emotion but no one ? can rly figure out what the FUCK they actually mean xcept,, ofc ,, reid.

and he wont tell u dont talk to me hes a jerk

[obstinaterixatrix]

(1) hi! it's me again! thank you for answering! thank you for the gaim assessment! i haven't watched all of it but i Agree(tm) that gaim is Bad. like, i've watched 6 episodes, 40 to the enn and gaim gaiden baron and yeah. beginning, Good. ending, Bad. so ok, y'know at the start where kouta's like "i want to transform (to a good adult)", urobuchi dropped the ball, he dropped the ball HARD. like look at the cast at the beginning, ok?

Ok, before I post the rest of this, I just, I gotta,

Moving on,

(2) main 3 didn't change! kouta's "micchy's strength to fight, gives me strength to fight!" where did that go?! mai's "give me that (driver) kouta, you're too reckless with it" where did that go?! kaito spoke nonsense but his anger at peko's cheating was good! where did that go?! kouta & kaito didn't change, mai changed but for the worse! yoko & ryouma & sid didn't change! micchy & takatora & oren & zack & jounochi & hase changed! if a few supporting cast changed but the main 3 didn't! Bad

(3) gaim gaiden baron was ok! i could finally understand kaito! and shapur (played by kaito's actor), a one-shot character had better character development in 30 minutes than kaito had in the whole series! ??? kouta's coma convo with takatora about changing was so hollow??? like, between them takatora is the one who actually changed? kouta, kaito & mai had a physical transformation but not an emotional, mental, or moral one?

(4) also! kouta thanking sagara was messed up! he called himself "the snake"! kouta! the snake! is! the! enemy! why! are! you! thanking! him! like, if sagara keeps handing kouta power ups, then can we really say kouta & mai's decision to be gods, the ULTIMATE power up, is their choice?! also! haven't watched kr agito but i saw screencap liveblog of it & agito RIDER PUNCHES GOD! IN THE FACE! if god is evil, kamen rider punches them in the face! git gud, urobuchi

(5) also! "Kamen Rider protects the peace of the world" (Kamen Rider 1971 op). GIT GUD, UROBUCHI, so. gaim as tokusatsu series? possibly a 4.5/10, gaim as KAMEN RIDER SERIES? 2/10, GIT FUCKING GUD, UROBUCHI this is my essay, thanks for reading!

I just wanna say, first of all, I love that you cited a quote, mad props.

punching god in the face and rejecting His Way Of Doing Things is absolutely the only ending that could be acceptable. ‘we’re not going to change the world.....! we’ll fuck off and do the whole planet revolution whatever on.... a different world!’ why can’t they stay. why is this so revolutionary. Sagara basically goes like ‘well lol I’m gonna go fuck over another world now byyyeeee’ and they just. Let Him. Bullshit.

(6) wait! i have more! sorry! but like gaim is so Fake Deep(tm)? compare to ooo? ooo can be dark & broody bc it showed the light parts too! ooo charas can be wacky & goofy & emotional & weak! ooo can be philosophical! bc ooo have different philosophies! gaim can't be dark & broody because it doesn't have any light parts! gaim isn't allowed to be wacky & goofy & emotional & weak! gaim can't philosophical bc gaim doesn't have different philosophies! it's just urobuchi tooting his won horn. GIT GUD

ABSOLUTELY AGREE

(7) speaking of "Strength" what if kouta & mai & kaito are foils to each other? kouta gets his strength from others, mai get her strength from herself & others while kaito gets his strength from himself? what if mai is allowed to a leader? that would have been good! or what if kaito gets an *ounce* of ankh's character development, gets strong armed into feelings by tall walnut, pekopeko, tiny orange & beautiful mai?

(8) like, kaito admits kouta's strength but only after they fought, but fighting is kaito's only measure of "strength"? Bad. gOLDEN FRUIT. i forgot abt that! what was UP with that?! like, getting the forbidden fruit doesn't actually give u power?! u have to GIVE IT TO SOMEBODY ELSE to USE it! if your artifact of ultimate power is Like That, GIVE! US! AN! EXPLANATION! make it a plot point! like, redyue & ryouma find out and go "hmmm, i don't like this", that would have been great!

(9) like! WHY IS THE GOLDEN FRUIT LIKE THAT?! if u need to give to someone else to use, it's Useless! EXPLAIN, MADOKA MAN! why do the riders fight for using fruit but no one fights for CARRYING the fruit? like, what if gaim kept it with teams of 2, that would have been great! redyue & micchy! ryouma & sid! kaito & yoko! kouta & mai! zack & peko! jounochi & hase! teams of 2! teams of 2! which pair gets to be The Beginning?!

Honestly? Mai could’ve had such a big role to play in Gaim, and I don’t mean in the ‘suddenly she’s the fruit and everyone’s fighting over her’ way. Mai was set up as a leader, and she had all the insecurities that came from suddenly inheriting the position. And we see a little of it in some of the episodes you passed by, she gets everyone to team up for a group dance event to showcase solidarity between the dancers and to clear their names as ‘origin of inves’, but after that, nothing. She’s kept in isolation, which is unfortunate, because her strength comes from uniting others, and that gets completely tossed aside because gaim has a tough time juggling more than two characters. The only way her treatment could’ve been salvaged is if she actually got to use the fruit powers. Let her do shit madoka man. You coward.

that... got really long didn't it? sorry! thank you for listening!

like, i haven't watch madoka, but i totally get your hate for urobuchi! just looking at gaim, he's horrible. can you imagine being such an awful, terrible, incompetent writer that your godly object is, on closer look, ultimately useless? such a shame that a wonderful cast was wasted on him.

This ask storm was such a joy to receive. Madoka isn’t a terrible series (tho IMO it’s hyped up a lot by folks who don’t know shit abt the magical girl genre) (that is, fake-deep assholes) (also the longer it goes on the more we see urobuchi’s writing fall apart because he can’t write long stuff without someone to keep him in check, apparently) (someone put madoka man on a leash) (this aside got long) (it’s not an aside anymore. Madoka gets overhyped by assholes but boy do I love Kyoko/Sayaka)

I AGREE THAT THE CAST IS GOOD, there’s a lot of fun stuff with them, like, an athletics competition thing? Kaito’s actor is such an uncoordinated weenie. He also took two steps in the forest and twisted both his ankles. like, yea. everything about Gaim is good except the writing. I *strongly* recommend checking out stuffandsundry’s gaim rewrite because it’s Good (also I’m linking the most recent part b/c it has links to the rest) THANKS FOR SHARING YOUR THOUGHTS

*~gaim stans dont interact~*

[undertale-rho]

Underearth: Book 5 - Chapter 10

The knocks on the great metal door to the Hotlands Laboratory sounded empty... hollow. When an answer was not received, Frisk summoned a narrow rod and jammed it into the slit between the sliding doors, wrenching them apart. The doors open, Frisk walked inside.

"Alphys?" he croaked. Clearing his throat, Frisk called out again, though there was no answer. "I have a letter for you from Undyne."

A scraping sound told him that Alphys was slowly emerging from wherever she was hiding. Riding down the escalator, Alphys soon appeared, shoveling her own sorrow from her face.

"Y-you said you h-had a letter?" she asked meekly.

Frisk walked over to her, letter in hand, and presented it to her. Taking it, Alphys tore open the envelope without much thought and read it over, slowly turning more and more red as she read. Upon finishing, she looked back up at Frisk.

"W-w-who d-did you s-say wrote this l-letter?" she asked.

"Undyne. You know, one of the people you have a crush on."

Alphys turned even more red, moving her hands in front of her face in a feeble attempt to hide.

"Don't do that. Face your feelings with pride, Alphys."

"B-but..." Alphys sputtered out. "I mean... Undyne is way out of my league."

"Don't say that. You shouldn't impose on others feeling of contempt that you hold for yourself. Undyne likes you. That letter should be more than enough proof of that. So, what are you going to do about it?"

"I... I..."

"Let's start with something simple." Frisk guided. "Go get dressed. You're going on a date."

"B-b-b-but—"

"I don't wanna hear it. Go upstairs and put on your best dress." Frisk guided Alphys back to the up escalator. "Come back down when you're ready."

Boarding the escalator, Alphys rose to the upper floor, out of sight. A few minutes later, she emerged again, riding down the escalator.

"H-how do I look?" she asked, now wearing an aqua blue dress with red polka dots.

"Brilliant. Undyne is going to blow her mind when she sees you in that."

"You... really think so?"

"Absolutely. Let's go. She's probably waiting at the garbage dump near the Quiet Village."

Alphys took a deep breath. "Okay."

Frisk and Alphys exited the lab, going down the stairs to the Acheron, where Charon was waiting.

"Tra la la. Care for a ride?" he asked.

"Yes. Take us to Waterfall, would you?"

Charon gestured to the back of the boat, which Frisk helped Alphys onto, before climbing aboard himself. A few minutes later, through the musical hums of Charon, they arrived at the port just outside the Quiet Village.

"Come again some time. Tra la la."

Frisk and Alphys continued forward, through the village, to the garbage dump nearby.

As they neared the waterfall that hid away the garbage dump, Alphys started jabbering about it all being a bad idea, but Frisk snapped her back into focus. Arriving at the waterfall, it turns out it had already been split. Undyne stood beyond, near one of the heaps of trash. Seeing her standing there, Alphys began quietly freaking out.

"I can't do this." she said, trying to get past Frisk and run back up to the Quiet Village. "The only reason she likes me is because she things I'm a lot cooler than I actually am. If she gets close to me, she'll... she'll find out the truth about me."

Alphys finally got past Frisk and started running up the ramp. Frisk, however, simply released an annoyed sigh and snatched her with gravity magic, pulling her back.

"Alphys!" he said sternly. "Shut up!"

Alphys stopped murmuring and struggling.

"You don't know a damn thing. Go. Tell Undyne the truth about yourself."

"The truth...?" Alphys squeaked. "but if I tell her that, she'll hate me."

"You don't know that. You'll never know that unless you get out there and get your feet wet." Frisk shot Alphys out into the garbage dump at Undyne, splashing her into the knee-deep water.

Undyne looked over at the sudden commotion that had happened nearby. Seeing Alphys, a grin expanded across her face.

"Hey Alphys," she said, seemingly unconcerned that she just suddenly appeared, splashing into the water. "your outfit's really cute! What's the occasion?"

"I... I..."

Frisk strolled out onto the scene. Seeing him, Undyne's grin faded slightly.

"Wait a second. Are you two... on a date?"

"No." Frisk said firmly before Alphys could speak. "I was simply helping Miss Alphys here not miss her date with you." Helping Alphys out of the water, Frisk looked back at Undyne. "I believe Alphys actually has something extremely important to tell you."

Undyne turned back to Alphys.

"Undyne..." Alphys began. Looking to Frisk for help, Frisk simply gestured for her to face Undyne. "I... I've been lying to you!"

Mmm... Smooth.

"WHAT???" Undyne screamed. "ABOUT WHAT???"

"About... well... everything!" Looking straight up at Undyne, Alphys started gushing. "I told you that seaweed was like... scientifically important. Really, I just... I just use it to make ice cream!" Alphys stepped closer to Undyne. "And those Human history books I keep reading... those are just dorky comic books!" another step closer. "And the history movies... those are just, uh, anime! They aren't real! And that time I told you I was busy with work on the phone... I... was just eating frozen yogurt in my pajamas! That time I..." Alphys stood directly beside Undyne now.

"Alphys." Undyne interrupted.

"I... I just wanted to impress you!" Alphys continued. "I just wanted you to think I was smart and cool. That I wasn't some... nerdy loser."

"Alphys." Undyne said, crouching down, rubbing Alphys's head in an attempt to console her.

"Undyne, I... I really think you're neat, okay..."

Undyne bent over completely and embraced Alphys. "Alphys." she said. "Shhhh. Shhhhhh."

Grabbing Alphys tightly, Undyne heaved her up into the air and threw her into a nearby garbage can.

What in the hell!? Frisk thought.

"Alphys!" Undyne said. "I... think you're neat, too, I guess. But, you've gotta realize... Most of what you said really doesn't matter to me. I don't care if you're watching kid cartoons or reading history books. To me, all of that stuff is just nerdy crap! What I like about you is that you're passionate! You're analytical!! It doesn't matter what it is! YOU CARE ABOUT IT!! 100–PERCENT!! AT MAXIMUM POWER!!! So, you don't have to lie to me. I don't want you to have to lie to anyone anymore. Alphys... I want to help you become happy with who you are! And I know just the training you need to do that!"

Alphys peaked up out of the garbage can. "Undyne... You... y-you're gonna train me...?"

Undyne pulled out her phone and typed something in. "Pffft, what? Me?" she said.

In the next moment, Papyrus ran into the garbage dump from the ramp nearby.

"Nah, I'm gonna get Papyrus to do it."

"GET THOSE BONES SHAKIN'!!!" Papyrus said as he approached the place everyone was standing around. "IT'S TIME TO JOG 100 LAPS, HOOTING ABOUT HOW GREAT WE ARE!!!"

"Ready?" Undyne asked. "I'm about to start the timer!"

"U-Undyne..." Alphys whimpered. "I'll do my best...!"

Crawling out of the garbage can, Alphys and Papyrus ran off, hooting about how great they were.

"OH MY GOD!!!" Undyne spurted out as soon as they disappeared from sight. "She was kidding, right!? Those cartoons... those comics... those are still real, right!?" Undyne ran up to Frisk and grabbed him by the shoulders. "ANIME'S REAL, RIGHT?!?!" she demanded him to answer, shaking him back and forth.

"Sorry to say," Frisk said, now a bit shaken, "but if I told you anime was real just to make you feel better after I just convinced Alphys to tell you the truth, that would only make me a hypocrite. No. Anime is not real."

"No... NO!!!!" Undyne screamed to the chamber ceiling. "I CAN FEEL MY HEART BREAKING INTO PIECES!!!" Undyne collapsed into the water. "... no, I can survive this... I have to be strong. For Alphys." Undyne stood back up and faced Frisk. "Thank you, Human, for telling me the truth. I'll try my best to live in this world... See you later!"

Undyne, too, then ran off.

Looking around the chamber after the dramatic sequence that just took place, Frisk noticed Chara hovering off in the distance. Upon seeing her, he looked away, the memories of her yelling pouring back to him. Wading through the water, Frisk, too, left the garbage dump behind.

Watching the lone Human walk away, Chara sighed and phased through the rock beside her.

He'll be going to that dark laboratory next. she thought as her vision was dark through the blackened rock, occasionally flashing brightly due to passing through a piece of uranium. Reaching the light of the aqueduct, Chara continued through to the Hotlands, carefully waiting for Frisk to catch up so she could progress some more herself.

During this hell of free-floating, Chara had discovered that she couldn't stray too far from her SOUL—from Frisk.

Reaching the Hotlands, Chara floated into the laboratory, waiting near the door. When Frisk entered, she spoke.

"Frisk..." she said meekly.

Frisk looked over at the wall beside the door. Chara stood there, her gaze directed at the floor. Seeing her there, Frisk simply took a deep breath.

Chara closed her eyes, expecting the end of that breath to be shouting. After what I said... she thought, I deserve this...

"Come on. Let's go." Frisk said, walking towards the elevator near the back.

Chara opened her eyes. "Wh... what?"

"Come on. We got a lab to clear."

Gazing back towards the ground, Chara followed, though at a marginal distance.

Entering the elevator, Frisk pressed the button to go down to the hidden laboratory beneath.

"Frisk..." Chara said as the elevator started downward.

"Don't." Frisk said. "I don't want to hear an apology, at least right now... Right now, I just... want to finish destroying the Barrier." he looked over at Chara. "I'm glad you're back."

Chara felt tears forming in her eyes. Wiping them away, she breathed a sigh of relief.

As the elevator continued downwards, it suddenly lost power, just as it had in Frisk's second World. Expecting this, Frisk shot off the emergency exit at the top of the elevator with gravity magic, and shot himself upward, holding himself still within the shaft as the elevator plummeted down, exploding upon hitting the bottom.

Floating back down, Frisk landed in the elevator and exited into the hallway beyond. Everything was dark.

Walking through the halls, Frisk first went to the infirmary. Being attacked by a vicious creature shaped like a melting skull, Frisk summoned a shield around it and trapped it inside. He then grabbed the red cylinder from the nearby sink and slotted it into the machine further inside.

Wandering the rest of the laboratory, using magic to protect himself from the amalgamates that appeared from time to time, Frisk eventually made it to a large workroom. The left corner of the workroom featured a desk with a large tube-monitor sitting on it. To the right of the desk was a bookshelf filled with VHS tapes. Next to that, in the center of the room, stood a short table with a massive tube-television sitting upon it, in front sitting five VHS tapes caked in dust. Next to that was another bookshelf filled with VHS tapes, and beyond that was another machine that required a cylinder to be slotted into it.

Slotting the yellow cylinder Frisk had retrieved into the slot in the machine, all the screens lit up.

Chara floated over to the computer. "Necrotic SOUL persistence project." she read off the screen. "Was Uncle Wing trying to circumvent Monster SOULs disappearing once the body turns to dust?"

"Sounds that way." Frisk said. "Not just that, but also trying to use this circumvention to destroy the Barrier, or 'kill Cerberus', as the entries say."

Chara looked to the television set. "And what about this?" she asked.

Frisk looked over at it. "I'm... not too sure." he said. "I never got the chance to investigate it when I was here last."

Looking down at the small stack of VHS tapes in front of the television, Frisk grabbed the first one and slotted it into the space at the base of the set.

The television screen slowly scratched into focus. The screen was dark, but Frisk swore if he looked hard enough, he could make out shadowy shapes in the darkness.

"Psssst." sound came through the speakers. "Gorey, wake up."

"That sounds like mom..." Chara lamented.

"Mmm? What is it, dear?" a deeper voice sounded next. "... err, and why do you have that video camera?"

"Shush! I want to get your reaction. Gorey, dearest. What is my favorite vegetable?"

"Hmmm... Carrots, right?"

"No no no! My favorite vegetable is... eda—mom—e." silence sounded for a few seconds. "... get it???"

"Go back to bed, dear." the deeper voice said after a few more seconds of silence.

"No no!! Not yet! Hee hee hee. Now, if I were a dog, what breed of dog would I be?"

"Hmmm... I don't know, honey. What kind of dog would you be?"

"I would be... a momeranian."

"Hohoho! You sure are excited to have this child. You know, if you keep making jokes like this, one day, you could be a famous momedian."

Silence struck the room again.

"Well, I am going to bed." the higher voice said.

"Hey! Come on, Tori! That one was funny!"

"Hahaha, I know. I am just teasing you. Goodnight, dear."

"Goodnight, honey."

"Oh dear, perhaps it is too dark in here for the video to come out..." the higher voice said after a few seconds.

The video cut out, rewinding the tape before ejecting it.

"Sounded like a recording of mom and dad from before Asriel was born." Chara said.

"Sounds it." Frisk said, pulling the tape out.

Chara looked over at him. "You understood what was being said?" she asked.

"... yeah? I mean, was I not supposed to?"

"Milas Anenthika?" Chara asked.

"What?"

"How did you understand what was being said in the tape? They were speaking Anendotan."

Frisk looked down at the tape in his hand.

"It... sounded like they were speaking English just fine..." he said.

"They weren't. That was Anendotan, through and through."

Engulfed in silent contemplation, Frisk placed the first tape back on the table and plugged the second one in.

As the screen flickered to life, Toriel's home, specifically the dining area of the living room, came into view. Toriel and Asgore sat across from one-another, a red ethereal stream extending from both their chests, congregating into a bulging orb perfectly between them, just above a table.

The scene shifted a bit as the camera was rearranged.

"Alright, camera's rolling." an unfamiliar voice came through the speakers.

"Thank you, Wing." Toriel said.

"Steady now." a reserved voice said as its speaker, a flaming humanoid Frisk recognized as Grillby, walked up behind Asgore. "The body formation is almost complete."

"I still say you should have gone to a more defensible location." another voice, one Frisk recognized to belong to Gerson, though not as old, said. "You're birthing the future of all Monster-kind. If somebody were to attack..."

"I appreciate your concern, Gerson, but I will remain with Tori on this one." Asgore said.

"Honestly, I wish you boys would stop going on about surprise attacks for once." Toriel said. "You always sound as though we could be attacked without warning at any second."

"Sorry, my queen."

At that moment, the ethereal stream boldened, and both Asgore and Toriel stiffened up slightly.

"Easy now, it should just be a few more minutes." Grillby said.

"It feels..." Toriel breathed. "like my very core is being torn from me."

"Well," a more whimsical voice chimed in, one Frisk recognized to belong to Charon. "you are using magic to create the body for another living creature."

"Speaking of them using magic, shouldn't we be more worried?" another new voice said, one Frisk somewhat recognized, but couldn't place.

"What do you mean?" Charon asked.

"I mean, based on what Wing has figured out about this Curse, the more we Monsters use our magic, the closer we bring ourselves to death. Since the king and queen are using their magic to form a new living creature, shouldn't we be far more worried? I've heard of birth-related deaths in the villages below."

"You have a fair point, Serif," the voice earlier labeled 'Wing' said, "but you shouldn't worry. Based on what we know of this 'Curse' that Tephra so kindly granted us, it has affected Monsters differently. Everyone here is what I've started calling a 'Boss Monster'. We all regenerate our magic faster than our bodies can burn it. While the others burn through their magic, fall down, and die, we would simply fall down, then return to normal sometime later."

"And what if you're wrong, Wing?" Serif asked.

"Well, that's why I implored us all to be here. We're all 'Boss Monsters', after all. If something were to go wrong, we could reverse whatever happens with the magical techniques Toriel taught us."

As Wing finished speaking, the orb between Asgore and Toriel took shape into a small goat-like creature and lowered itself to the table. Nearing the surface, the ethereal tether that connected the orb to Asgore and Toriel disappeared. As it vanished, both the Monsters relaxed, breathing roughly.

In front of the camera, a tall figure in a flowing white coat stepped out towards the small goat-Monster. Bringing its hands up, the tall figure lifted the small goat-Monster with gravity magic, carefully delivering the baby to its mother, Toriel.

"It's a boy." the figure—Wing—said. He then turned to Asgore. "So, Asgore, what will you name him?"

"Hmm..." Asgore contemplated. "How about... As... Asriel?"

Laugher engulfed the room.

"W-What!? It's a good name!" Asgore said.

"Yes..." Toriel said, which slowly silenced the laughter. "Yes, it is. Asriel. Asriel Dreemurr." Toriel then looked up at Wing. "Thank you, Wing, for setting up the camera. You can turn it off now."

Wing stepped back towards the camera, turning around the time his head cut out of frame. The picture was then quickly cut off. Rewinding the tape, it was then ejected.

Frisk pulled the tape from the slot, placing it down on the table, next to the first.

"I take it you understood everything in that one, too?" Chara asked.

"Yeah. Was it also in Anendotan?"

"Yes."

"Hmm..."

Frisk pulled the third one from the stack and slotted it into the TV. A few seconds later, the screen was absorbed in static, blaring harsh screams of nothing as black and white lines streaked across the screen. Ejecting the tape, Frisk placed it next to the first two.

"Geez, I forgot how much I hated corrupted tapes." Frisk said. "How long have these been here, anyway?"

"A few hundred years is my guess..." Chara said.

"Wow, I'm surprised the first two are in the good shape they're in, then..."

Grabbing the fourth tape, Frisk slotted it into the TV. Darkness dominated the screen.

"Okay, Chara, are you ready?" a high voice said. Upon hearing this voice, Chara's attention peaked, drawing her undivided attention to the TV. "Do your creepy face!" A few seconds later, the high voice let out a scream, then some laughter. "Oh! Wait! I had the lens cap on..."

"Oh, that is such a shame." Chara said from beside Frisk, her voice solemn. Her voice then quieted to below that of a whisper as she continued mouthing words.

"What!?" the TV continued. "You're not gonna do it again...? Come on, quit tricking me! Haha!"

The TV went completely silent for a few seconds before continuing.

"Howdy, Chara! Smile for the camera! Ha, this time I got you! I left the cap on... on purpose! Now you're smiling for noooo reason! Hee hee hee!"

"No..." Frisk heard Chara whisper. Looking over at her, he saw her eyes were wide with terror, tears pooling at their base.

"What?" the recording continued. "Oh, yeah, I remember. When we tried to make butterscotch pie for dad, right? The recipe asked for cups of butter, but we accidentally put in buttercups instead."

Oh... oh no...! Frisk thought.

"Yeah! Those flowers got him really sick. I felt so bad. We made mom really upset. I should have laughed it off, like you did..."

Frisk looked back at Chara, who's jaw was quivering now as a few tear-streaks decorated her cheeks.

"Um, anyway, where are you going with this? Huh? Turn off the camera...? Okay."

The TV went completely silent again. Chara closed her eyes, releasing a few more tears, as she lowered her head. When sound sparked back through the speakers, Frisk and Chara shot their focus back to the TV.

"I... I don't like this idea, Chara." the high voice said. "Wh... what? N-no, I'm not... big kids don't cry. Yeah, you're right. No! I'd never doubt you, Chara... Never! Y... yeah! We'll be strong! We'll free everyone. I'll go get the flowers." the recording went silent again.

Frisk didn't look back at Chara, he simply stared at the black screen in utter horror. A few seconds later, sound sparked through again.

"Chara... Can you hear me?" a higher voice—Toriel's—sounded through the speaker. "We want you to wake up..."

"Chara!" a deeper voice—Asgore's—sounded next. "You have to stay determined! You can't give up... you are the future of Humans and Monsters..."

After a few seconds, a high voice, the one from earlier in this tape, sounded.

"Psst... Chara..." the high voice said. "Please... wake up... I don't like this plan anymore. I... I... no, I said... I said I'd never doubt you. Six, right? We just have to get six... And we'll do it together, right?"

The recording finally stopped, rewinding itself before ejecting.

Frisk looked over at Chara. She was no longer looking at the screen. Instead, she was hunched over, her hair obscuring her face. Silently, Frisk pulled the fourth tape from the slot, and inserted the fifth and final one.

The picture opened to a granite-white room. Asgore was standing in front of a mirror, wearing his kingly apparel.

"The crowd is gathered, sir." Wing said from nearby.

"Is it composed?" Asgore asked, working carefully on the crest holding his cape.

"Yes sir. I finished it only a few hours ago."

"Excellent." Asgore stepped away from the mirror, towards a skeleton with a fracture rising from his right eye, and another connecting his left eye to his mouth. The skeleton presented some papers to Asgore, which he took before approaching a nearby balcony. After about a minute, he stepped out onto the balcony, where a roar of voices celebrated him. Asgore raised his hand, which told the crowd to quiet down.

"I have heard some rumors among you," he started, "stating that the heirs to the Kingdom of Monsters—the last bastion of safety for Monster-kind—have been slain by Human hands. I wish to... confirm these rumors. They are true."

An uproar formed within the crowd. Asgore raised his hand for silence once again.

"Not long after my Human daughter, Chrysanthe, had been claimed by a ravenous illness that left her bloody and in agonizing pain, she died. Grieved, my son, Asriel, claimed her SOUL, and—with his awesome new power—left for the Surface. He returned some time ago, beaten and scarred. He would not survive long." Asgore paused for a few seconds. "When he returned, Asriel... my son relayed what had happened to me. He simply wished to fulfill Chrysanthe's final request—to see the flowers of Ochyro, the flowers of her name. Taking her SOUL, Asriel carried her body to this dreaded place. Upon reaching the flowerbed within Ochyro, the vile Humans attacked. They attacked with everything they had. He could have destroyed them all, but he was not there for war. He was there to fulfill the request of a dying friend—a dying sister.

"Thus we see the true nature of Humanity. They think themselves to be the civilized ones, yet will attack a mere child simply for not being a Human. Those of you who have lost children in the past must know that, despite appearing calm from without, I burn with an unyielding hatred within. However, as your king—the King of all Monsters—I must set aside my own feelings and think of you. I do not want to drag us into a war with the Humans for my own personal vendetta, so if you—the Monsters I am king over—do not wish to go to war, it will be so. If you wish to balance the scales of Dike and go to war, it will be so."

"JUSTICE!!!" a voice from the crowd shouted.

"DEATH TO HUMANITY!!!!" another voice.

The rest of the crowd started shouting various things until, after about a minute, the entire crowd was chanting "Justice".

Asgore raised his hand to silence the crowd again.

"I have heard your pleas for justice, and so it shall be done. We must break free of this dark prison the Humans had built for us." Asgore's voice adopted a tone of bitterness and hate that Frisk had never heard before. "From now on, every Human that falls down here shall be hunted and killed, their SOUL preserved for the day we shall kill Cerberus. When the Human-made beast lay dead, we shall turn the war to the surface, and we shall not stop until every Human in the world lay dead."

Cheers rang from the crowd below. Satisfied, Asgore stepped back into the room.

"It is done." he said. "Our freedom awaits."

Asgore handed back the papers he'd taken from the skeleton.

"Asgore..." Grillby said. "Are... are you sure it was a good idea to lie to the people like that? We don't actually know what happened up there."

"I didn't care what I had to say," Asgore replied, "just so long as the people agreed to carry out another war."

"I understand." Grillby said. "I stand with you, Asgore."

"I, as well." Gerson echoed.

Wing, Serif, and Charon echoed these words as well.

"I shall stand by you too." Toriel said from behind the camera.

"Thank you. All of you. I could never ask for greater friends, or a greater wife." Asgore gestured to the entity holding the camera.

The screen then flickered and stopped, rewinding the tape before ejecting it.

Silently, Frisk pulled out the final tape and placed it back where it was, carefully rebuilding the stack he'd originally found.

"Frisk...?" Chara whimpered. "Could you... go on ahead? I... I need a few minutes..."

Frisk didn't speak. Instead, he simply nodded, which he wasn't even sure Chara saw, and ascended the staircase from the workroom.

From the workroom, Frisk continued back through the laboratory as he had the last time he was here, eventually slotting the last of the cylinders into the slots, activating the reactor elevator. Riding it down, Chara joined back with him as he approached a strange machine with many wires and cables located at the back of the reactor room. Like before, Frisk felt this extreme unease, like somebody was watching him.

"You ready to get out of here?" Frisk asked.

Chara nodded.

Approaching the machine, a keyboard extended out to him. Pressing the big red button in the middle, the keyboard retracted, with the heart-shaped crystal in the middle glowing. Light in the room flickered to life.

With the light flashing back on, a few more amalgamates dropped from the ceiling. As they approached Frisk, Alphys appeared at the entrance, calling them to stop. Like in the second World, Alphys explained what had happened down in this laboratory, what she had done, before walking off herself.

Holding behind in the reactor room for a few minutes, Frisk too then exited, entering the elevator as he received a cryptic phone call. Within, after the line dropped dead, the elevator suddenly fell, teleporting itself from the laboratory to Elysium.

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SERVERTALE CHAPTER 5: Friends to rely on

Ne is speeding through the city, while the bandits are chasing him in their cars. They are more prepared than he expected. The cars are advanced, race type, making it hard for him to escape. Ne becomes bored after a few minutes of chasing, so he calls Slasher. Slasher: Boi. Ne: Your boy Ne back in action. Actually a little bit too much, I can’t shake off these thugs that are chasing me, so how about an ambush. Slasher: Sure. Where do I setup? Ne: Factory district. Warehouse C 4. Slasher: Oh my god! Ne: I know, right, think you can make it under 5 minutes? Slasher: Are you questioning my Suzuki RM 250? OF COURSE I’LL MAKE IT! Ne: Yeah, I regret asking. Slasher: Just let me get my gear. Silencers? Ne: No need unless you plan to take out all of them before they start firing. Slasher: Well how many of them are there? Ne looks back to see 3 cars chasing after him. He starts to accelerate, but they still manage to keep up with him. Ne: 3 cars, probably all full. Slasher: Possible. Ne: Really? Slasher: If you use the bullets correctly. Ne: Well ok then. Got to go, these guys won’t let me go. Slasher: ok, see ya soon. Ne notices that he isn’t the only one who is tired of chasing. The thugs are starting to fire their weapons at him, but since they aren’t that accurate, dodging isn’t really necessary. Ne: Ok, looks like I need to take this chase somewhere less populated. Ne turns from the main road and starts driving through small alley ways, with his pursuers not far behind. After some time of playing cat and mouse with them, he finally arrives to his destination. Ne quickly gets off his bike and runs in the warehouse and sees slasher waiting with his signature dual desert eagles. Ne: What happened to silencers? Slasher: Well to be honest, even if i used them, the way I would do it would create noise that makes the whole effort useless. Ne: What are you talking about? Slasher: You’ll see. The thugs are starting to get close with their vehicles. Slasher: That’s my cue. He takes the grapple gun from his backpack and fires it on the roof, pulling himself up to a platform where he can be out of sight. All of the cars pull over at the same spot, blowing some dust away, revealing trails of fuel all over the floor. All of the thugs are getting out of their cars, threatening, taunting Ne and celebrating that they “caught Ne”. They were wrong. Slasher: Showtime. Slasher shoots one bullet on the start of the trail, setting all of the cars and some of the thugs on fire, making them take off their burning armor. While they are distracted, Slasher gets back down with his grapple gun, leaves it back in the backpack, so that he can use both of his pistols. Some thugs had enough time to take off their jackets, but none of them had enough time to shoot Slasher. He wasn’t picky about the impact place. He shot some of them in the knees, or hands, while he shot others in the head. Ne did nothing to stop him. While killing wasn’t exactly Ne’s specialty, he still didn’t feel bad if one of them got killed. They were not just criminals, they were terrorists, if not worse. After a few seconds of shooting, all of the threats were either taken down or killed. Slasher: Well that escalated quickly. Ne: Huh, you were right. Slasher: Well of course I was. All it took was some planing and speed. Ne: Fine, you were wright about the bike speed, I’m sorry. Slasher: Oh, I’m not the one who you should be apologizing to. Slasher points to his bike. Slasher: It’s her. Ne: Really, Slasher? Slasher just tilts his head in an motion that means “just do it already”. Ne looks at the bike and decides to do a favor for him. Ne: I’m sorry (I can’t believe I’m apologizing to a bike). Slasher: See? Was that so hard now (I can’t believe he actually apologized to the bike, HAHA, what a noob)? By the way, now that we have this situation cleaned up, why were there gangsters chasing after you? Ne: because I have a video that they want. It’s a security camera footage from the computer room. Their boss believes that someone entered the digital realm. Slasher: And? What did actually happen? Ne: Frisk entered their world. Slasher: Wait. Frisk, the girl you took care of? Ne: Yeah, I don’t know why, but I don’t think it was really her choice. Slasher: Well, are you going after her, or what? Ne: I can’t, I need to be here to fight the sentinels of the ancient, in case they attack again. Slasher: Don’t worry, I’ll take care of them, It’s not like they can beat me. Ne: I’m not worried about you getting hurt, as much as I’m worried about everyone else getting hurt. You know, that sometimes when you get carried away, you forget about collateral damage. Slasher: Understandable. Wait, but why did you ask for my help, I know that you could have beaten those guys easily? Ne: True, but that would mean fighting without you, plus I thought you would find it fun. Slasher: Thanks... So, what now? Ne: I need to check what is currently happening at their base and you could setup any gear that would come in handy in the future. Slasher: No problem. Ne: Thanks. See ya later. Ne creates his bike using magic, while Slasher gets on his own and they both drive of their own ways. Frisk is slowly starting to wake up. She has a headache and she feels dizzy. Frisk: Ow, my head hurts. Chara: You’re lucky that you don’t have more problems, you have been unconscious on that snow for some while. Frisk: Wait, snow? Frisk finally realizes the fact that the area she’s in is completely different from the Ruins. It is way more open, has snow, tress and feels more natural. Chara: It sure looks like it. Frisk: Ok, just give my head a second to calm down and we’ll continue. Frisk starts to concentrate so she can deal with her head easier. Chara: You ready? Frisk: Yeah, I guess. Chara: Good, because there’s a camera in that bush. Frisk: WHAT? Chara points to the camera. Chara: Right there. Frisk: Wow, now the person that owns the camera will think I’m crazy. Chara: Who cares. Come on, lets start moving. Frisk slowly gets up and starts following the path. Sans is watching her from the distance. Even tho Error and Toriel already mentioned a human falling, he still doesn’t feel prepared. He notices that she is slightly injured. Instantly, he thinks through all the possibilities. Sans:*she looks ok, but if she’s injured, that means she was in a fight. was she attacked or was it the other way. if she wanted to hurt someone, she would have taken a better weapon than just random glow stick on the ground, but wouldn’t toriel protect her?*  While walking, Frisk almost trips on a big stick that was previously covered in snow. Chara: That one looks heavy. Think it will be stronger than the light stick? Frisk: I don’t need it. The light stick is very easy to handle, plus I feel like this branch would snap after a few attacks. Even if it is stronger, that’s way too heavy for me to use. Chara: If you say so. They continue going forward. Sans teleports not too far behind them. Sans:*i won’t be able to avoid her meeting papyrus. so i guess, when she talks to him, i’ll figure out if she uses mercy...*  He creates a bone, than throws it on the branch, breaking it and alarming Frisk. Before she has time to turn around, he teleports to the nearby trees. Sans:*or doesn’t deserve it.* Frisk: W-what was that? Chara: The branch is... broken? Frisk: But who broke it? Chara: Lets not stay to find out. Frisk: good call. Frisk continues walking forward a little bit faster than before, but it doesn’t matter because there’s a gate on the bridge that’s connecting the first part of the path to the next and she is hearing footsteps behind her. Chara: What are you doing? Move! You can probably squeeze through that gate. Frisk feels like she’s frozen. She is completely unable to move. Sans:*time to meet the guest* Sans stops right behind her. Sans: H u m a n.  D o n‘ t  y o u  k n o w  h o w  t o  g r e e t  a  n e w  p a l ?  T u r n  a r o u n d  a n d  s h a k e  m y  h a n d . Frisk slowly turns around. At first she is surprised at the low height of the skeleton in front of her, than she notices the whoopee cushion in his hand and realizes that he probably isn’t going to attack her. She decides to shake his hand for fun. The whoopee cushion does it job, making Frisk giggle. Sans looks pleased. Sans: heheh... the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny. Frisk: Yeah, it is. Sans: anyways, you’re a human, right? Frisk looks to Chara nervously. Chara just shrugs. Frisk looks at Sans again and just nods. Sans: that’s hilarious. Frisk and Chara are a little bit confused by his reaction. Sans: i’m sans. sans the skeleton. Chara: Well his name is straightforward. Sans: i’m actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now. but... y’know... i don’t really care about capturing anybody. Frisk: That’s nice to hear. Sans: I can imagine why. now my brother, papyrus... he’s a human-hunting FANATIC. hey, actually, i think that’s him over there. Frisk looks behind her and far away, on the other side of the bridge, she sees a skeleton in white armor walking slowly towards them. Sans: i have an idea. go through this gate thingy. yeah, go right through. my bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone. they both past the gate and continue walking to the small post. Chara: I told you.  Sans looks around confused for a second, confused by the fact that there was supposed to be a big lamp that Frisk would have been able to hide behind, but there isn’t, so he just uses the console to create another one. Sans: quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp. Frisk runs to it and crouches behind it, so she would fit the size. papyrus arrives seconds later. Sans: sup, bro? Papyrus: YOU KNOW WHAT “SUP,” BROTHER! IT’S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T... RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES! YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!? Sans: staring at this lamp. staring at this lamp. it’s really cool. do you wanna look? Papyrus: DIDN’T I ALREADY BRING THE LAMP THAT YOU PLACED HERE HOME? I’M SURE THA- NO!! I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?! I WANT TO BE READY!!! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN! THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE: RESPECT... RECOGNITION... EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHY I’M IN THE ROYAL GUARD! PEOPLE WILL ASK, TO, BE MY, “FRIEND?” I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING. Sans: hmm... maybe this lamp will help you. Papyrus: SANS! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!!! Sans: hey, take it easy, i’ve gotten a ton of of work done today. a skele-ton. Papyrus: SANS!!! Sans: come on. you’re smiling. Papyrus: I AM AND I HATE IT! WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION Sans: wow, sounds like you’re really working yourself... down to the bone. Papyrus: UGH... I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES... AS FOR YOUR WORK? PUT A LITTLE MORE “BACKBONE” INTO IT!!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! Papyrus starts to walk away, but then turns around for a second. Papyrus: HEH! Papyrus leaves the area and Sans looks at Frisk. Sans: ok, you can come out now. Frisk walks up to Sans. Sans: you oughta get going. he might come back. and if he does... you’ll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes. Frisk: I hope not, I barely stopped myself from laughing. Frisk starts to walk away, but Sans starts talking again. Sans: actually, hey... hate to bother ya, but can you do me a favor? i was thinking... my brother’s been kind of down lately... he’s never seen a human before. and seeing you might just make his day. don’t worry, he’s not dangerous. even when he can be. thanks a million. i’ll be up ahead. Even tho he said that, Sans still starts walking the other way, giving frisk time to see the back of his jacket. The thing that surprises her is that he has the same symbol she saw before. Frisk: Why does he have the same symbol Toriel has on her clothes? Chara: The symbol represents the kingdom of monsters, it’s basically their flag, so that must mean he’s more important than just some sentry. I’m not sure what he did to get it, but i have a theory that I’m not sure about yet. Frisk: Oh... ok, but how are we gonna meet him later if he went that way? Chara: You saw how he created a lamp out of thin air, he will probably cheat through the area. Frisk: Good point. Chara: Come on, we have a favor to do. both of them continue going down the path. Frisk sees another star just up ahead. Chara: “The convenience of that lamp still fill you with determination.” 01000110 01101001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01110110 01100101 01100100 Frisk goes to a nearby box and reads the sign beside it. This is a box. You can put an item inside or take an item out. The same box will appear later, so don’t worry about coming back. Sincerely, a box lover. Frisk: This will be useful. She opens the box and sees a glove inside. Frisk: This would have helped more if I didn’t already have a full suit. Chara: No matter, you saw what the sign says. You can just leave it and in case if we, for some reason need it later, you can just find another box with it. Frisk: You’re right. Frisk closes the box and follows the main road. She sees Sans and Papyrus and thinks about all of the abilities Sans could secretly have, but their conversation reminded her that she can’t just stand there, so she starts to slowly walk to them. Papyrus: SO, AS I WAS SAYING ABOUT UNDYNE, Papyrus notices Frisk and doesn’t move for a second, processing the information. Papyrus: SANS, LOOK! A HUMAN!!! I FINALLY DID IT!! UNDYNE WILL... I’M GONNA... I’LL BE SO... POPULAR!!! POPULAR!!! POPULAR!!! ‘AHEM’... HUMAN! YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL STOP YOU!!! I WILL THEN CAPTURE YOU! YOU WILL BE DELIVERED TO THE CAPITAL! THEN TO KING ASGORE! CONTINUE... ONLY IF YOU DARE!!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!! Papyrus runs of. Sans: well, that went well. don’t sweat it, kid. i’ll keep an eyesocket out for ya. Sans starts going the same way. Frisk tries to follow him but she quickly losses track of him. Frisk: I really want to see how does he do that. Chara: I want to as well. Frisk notices another station, but this one has a sign on it. YOU OBSERVE THE WELL-CRAFTED SENTRY STATION. WHO COULD HAVE BUILT THIS, YOU PONDER... I BET IT WAS THAT VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN! (NOTE: NOT YET A VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN) Frisk: Did he really build his own station even before he was a guard. Chara: Looks like it. Frisk: Huh, interesting. Not far away from Papyrus’ station, there’s another one with a small bell, a dog face on top and a sign beside the station.  Absolutely NO MOVING!!! Frisk tries to get past it, but as she’s walking buy, a dog stands up in the station Doggo: Did something move? Was it my imagination? I can only see moving things. Chara: Thanks for the tip. Doggo: If something WAS moving... For example, a human... Chara: Uh... that’s a very specific example. Doggo: I’ll make sure it NEVER moves again! Doggo swiftly jumps over the front wall of his station and pulls out his daggers.  Chara:  DOGGO      6 ATK   1 DEF Easily excited by movement. hobbies include... squirrels? Doggo: Don’t move an inch! Chara: Better listen to him. Doggo slowly moves around with his blades, looking around, even tho in this cases, looking around won’t do much. Chara: Doggo can’t seem to find anything. While he’s not “looking” at Frisk, she slowly starts to reach out her hand. Chara: What are you doing?! Frisk carefully pets Doggo. Chara: Really, Frisk? You’re in a fight and all you can think about is petting Doggo: What!!! I’VE BEEN PET!!! Doggo starts to search around while his movements are way more energetic and less stealthy now and he is saying “pet” in too many ways to list. Frisk doesn’t move a muscle while Doggo is running around. While he isn’t paying attention, Frisk makes another attempt of petting. Chara: Don’t you dare! Somehow, Frisk still succeeds to pet him again. Doggo gets even more excited and a little bit annoyed by the fact that he doesn’t know what’s happening. After more searching, Doggo gets back in his post, tired and amazed by the “battle” he starts to think out loud. Doggo: S-S-S-Something pet me... Something that isn’t m-m-moving... I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!! Chara: Don’t ever do something like that again. Frisk waits for him to get down, than she carefully follows the path ahead of her and finds Sans waiting for her. Sans: hey, here’s something important to remember. my brother has a very special attack. If you see a blue attack, don’t move and it won’t hurt you. here’s an easy way to keep it in mind. imagine a stop sign. when you see a stop sign, you stop, right? stop signs are red. so imagine a blue stop sign instead. simple, right? when fighting, think about blue stop signs. Frisk: Ok, thanks... i guess. Sans: any time. Frisk slides over the ice and gets to the next area only to find Papyrus and Sans waiting for her? Chara: HOW? Papyrus:YOU’RE SO LAZY!! YOU WERE NAPPING ALL NIGHT!! Sans: i think that’s called... sleeping. Frisk giggles, but Papyrus is too busy with his argument to notice her. Papyrus: EXCUSES, EXCUSES! Papyrus turns around and finally sees Frisk. Papyrus: OH-HO! THE HUMAN ARRIVES! IN ORDER TO STOP YOU... MY BROTHER AND I HAVE CREATED SOME PUZZLES. I THINK YOU WILL FIND THIS ONE... QUITE SHOCKING! FOR YOU SEE, THIS IS THE INVISIBLE... ELECTRICITY MAZE!!! WHEN YOU TOUCH THE WALLS OF THIS MAZE, THIS ORB WILL ADMINISTER A HEARTY ZAP! SOUNDS LIKE FUN? BECAUSE! THE AMOUNT OF FUN YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE, IS ACTUALLY RATHER SMALL I THINK. OK, YOU CAN GO AHEAD NOW. Frisk is looking over the maze, trying to think of a way to cross it. Chara: Try to barely touch a part of it, just to check the amount of electricity it has. Frisk considers the advice and decides to do it. She touches the maze with her finger like it’s a mouse trap, but surprisingly, Papyrus was the one who got electrocuted. Papyrus: SANS!!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?! Sans: i think the human has to hold the orb. Papyrus: OH, OK. Papyrus walks through the maze in a specific route, leaving the trail of his footsteps on the maze and gives Frisk the orb. Papyrus: HOLD THIS PLEASE! Papyrus gives Frisk the orb and walks back to his side of the puzzle. Papyrus: OKAY, TRY NOW! Chara: Pfft, he just solved it. Frisk follows the trail in the snow all the way to the end of the puzzle and gives the orb back to Papyrus. Papyrus: INCREDIBLE!! YOU SLIPPERY SNAIL!! YOU SOLVED IT SO EASILY... TOO EASILY! HOWEVER!! THE NEXT PUZZLE WILL NOT BE SO EASY! IT IS DESIGNED BY MY BROTHER, SANS! YOU WILL SERELY BE CONFOUNDED! I KNOW I AM! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!! Papyrus runs to his next puzzle, while Frisk walks up to Sans. Sans:hey, thanks... my brother seems like he’s having fun. by the way, did you see that outfit he’s wearing? he got it when he became a member of the royal guard. he hasn’t worn anything else since... keeps calling it his battle body 2 because he already had one outfit that he used for a costume party. man, isn’t my brother cool? Frisk: He is, after all, of course he will be cool when he has a punny brother like you. Sans laughed from the pun and his smile was even bigger than normal. Sans: we’re gonna be good pals kid. Prologue Chapter 4 Chapter 6

[nakadoo]

lmao i wanna write a fic but im too lazy and idk what fandom i wanna write it for but heres like a ramble about what i want to happen

like ok warning i guess: possessive behavior? but its mild. also jealousy lol. i only like that kinda shit in fics but IRL its like >:////

in anycase

chara 1 - introvert with a tight knit group for friends. very caring and loving honestly but it takes time for new people to see them genuinely smile and laugh-- essentially it just takes time for chara 1 to warm up to new people

chara 2 - the person whos in fuckin doki with chara 1 lmao and theyre the complete opposite. theyre an extrovert with a lot of friends (but also only a few really close ones) and they try their hardest to get chara 1 to warm up but again this takes time and carefully reminding themselves that some people like personal space and chara 1 seems like the kind of person who doesnt like physical affection unless its like,, idk earned

chara 3 - chara 1′s best friend since forever. theyre so close and attached to the hip that people are always questioning their relationship status. but its platonic soulmates forever all the way

anyway so chara 1 and chara 2 end up working together in the same office. chara 1 seems aloof and cold but they do their work properly and theyre polite when spoken to so most people dont really think much of them except for “scary looking person whos actually really nice so you dont have to be scared unless you fuck up or something.”

chara 2 seems boisterous and loud and kind of a Mess(TM) but they also actually get shit done well and pretty quickly. chara 1 and 2 end up working on the same project together and a lot of people thought that theyd clash because theyre on different ends of the personality spectrum and also tackle projects in severely different ways. and sure there are a few arguments here and there that are pretty big but they manage to find the middle ground and make it work. after their first successful project together they get closer and actually become friends

chara 2 is whipped so bad but they also respect chara 1′s boundaries. chara 2 wants to make the move but yeah. slow and steady! theyre confident that a relationship between them will be super

AND HERE COMES CHARA 3 TO COMPLICATE THINGS >:^)

anyway chara 3 comes back from abroad. chara 1 takes a day off to even go pick them up at the airport and its lots of hugs and platonic kisses like “THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH” and its nice and soft and fluffy

chara 1 is like ‘hey bitch i love u, ur staying with me the entire time ur here dont u even dare book a hotel’

and chara 3 is like ‘bitch duh i even have a whole list of movies we can watch together just like when we were in high school/college/whatever year their friendship began lol

so anyway in the work place everyone is like “whoa chara 1 is smiling a whole lot more wow dont they look so happy? something good must’ve happened wow. theyre practically glowing, is this what they call love?” LOL

and chara 2 is like “yay!” but also “....why are they so happy?”

blah blah blah story progresses until chara 2 sees chara 1 out at idk a bar or something which they consider weird because they know that chara 1 isnt really one to go out. and just as chara 2 is about to approach chara 1, chara 3 comes in and like “hey babe i got ur drink” and smooches chara 1 on the cheek, as u do with ur friends, and they get all happy again because wow i havent seen my best friend in so long and they are here im so happy kind of feeling 

but to chara 2 its like WHOMST THE FUCK???????????????

yeah ok idk where this goes now lmao i guess its the usual

chara 3: hey lets get outta here im getting tired chara 1: yeah ok ur right same hate chara 2, out of the blue, grabbing chara 1′s wrist: SORRY, THEYRE COMING WITH ME TODAY chara 1: nani chara 3: wAIT WHAT

:^) 

[cold-b-writing]

Bound Together: Part 28

Utadukeeus:

They hadn't realized it. But was the perfect time to head out as there was a festival scheduled for that night. Habriel and the family went over to a TV placed right outside the town, showing MTT news.

"The reports just came in!" The robot gasped. "Undyne and the Royal Guard have just apprehended the famed criminal Iredox. Who will be taken into custody of King Asgore and will be presented a fair trial!"

Skywardsister:

"What?! Really?!" Toriel gasped. Frisk and Chara cheered. "That's great! They got him!"

Utadukeeus:

"They actually did it..." Habriel started crying tears of joy.

Skywardsister:

"And there's going to be a festival tonight!" Chara exclaimed, listening to the robot's voice. "Awesome!"

Utadukeeus:

"We knew they were gonna announce it." a familiar voice said. They turned and saw Halustreg standing behind them. "The camera's were still rolling and we got to see Undyne do it with the Royal Guard alongside a bunch of other monsters. The official reports were just released to the news." He scratched the back of his head. "Meaning that they just finished the paper work." The monster took off his mask, revealing a genuine smile. "Its good to see ya alright, scum!"

Skywardsister:

"What? Really?" Habriel asked, puzzled and surprised by the pleasant comment and tone of the underwhelming adversary.

Utadukeeus:

"Of course!" Halustreg said. "You're my rival and the reason why I dedicate myself to training to get stronger. You're no use to me dead!"

"Aww, you do care!" Habriel laughed.

"Shut up!" The goat monster blushed.

Skywardsister:

Frisk and Chara looked at each other, then to Habriel, and snickered innocently at Halustreg's expression. Toriel wanted to do so as well, but held it in and knew better.

Utadukeeus:

Habriel put on a devilish smile as he saw Toriel struggle to hold it in. "What's the matter?" Habriel asked. "Did I get your..."

"Don't finish that thought, scum!" Halustreg growled.

"GOAT!?" Habriel snickered.

Skywardsister:

Toriel hid her face, snickering audibly. "H-Habriel, really?" She laughed between her fingers from her son's pun. Halustreg definitely didn't appreciate the boy's play on words, especially in this interaction.

"Don't worry, Halustreg, we're keeping your 'adversary' healthy and fit for you," She chuckled.

Utadukeeus:

Halustreg just muttered something no one could make out. Habriel took it a step further. "What's the matter?" Habriel asked. "Cat goat your tongue?"

Skywardsister:

The goat warrior clenched his fists and grimaced from the second pun. This boy was just too much.

Utadukeeus:

Toriel couldn't hold it at all. She clenched her stomach in tears, snorting.

Skywardsister:

"Enough!" Halustreg yelled angrily, which surprised the family. "I'm tired of your puns, scum!" He announced aloud.

Utadukeeus:

"Alright, alright." Habriel chuckled, easing the tension. "I'll quit it."

"Thanks..." Halustreg sighed, hiding his face in the palm of his hand.

"Let's not get things too heate-oh crap..." Habriel caught himself. He almost made another pun by accident. Halustreg groaned.

"Alright, well enjoy the festival, scum." Halustreg turned around. "And if you don't sign up for the fighting tournament, I'll kill you."

"There's a tournament?" Habriel asked.

"Yeah, its scheduled to be the last thing we do tonight." Halustreg said. "Fighters from all over the Underground are coming to sign up, including me. Which is why I would be steaming mad if you didn't sign up..."

Skywardsister:

"Ooooh! I wanna sign up!" Frisk cheered and did a silly little dance, jumping up and down in anticipation. "Sign me up!"

Utadukeeus:

"Count me in." Chara said, smiling. "I'm actually curious to see how I'd do in this body."

"And I will sign up." Habriel said. "All just for you." He bowed to the goat ninja.

Skywardsister:

Toriel seemed concerned over Frisk and Chara, but was okay with Habriel joining in. He was old enough, and definitely skilled.

"Really?" Halustreg seemed confused. "Oh. That was easy."

Utadukeeus:

"Yeah, to be honest. I can actually take advantage of that, right now." Habriel said. "I need the training."

"What about you, Flowey?" Frisk asked.

Skywardsister:

"Meh, I'm not feeling it," the flower responded. "I've wanted to stop fighting people and that can include this competition. Count me out. I'll watch you guys, though," He noted.

Utadukeeus:

"Alright, well we got a while until its time for the tournament." Habriel said. "Let's see what else they got..." the family made their way in and both Frisk and Toriel got very excited. They saw Sans on a stage doing a stand-up routine.

Skywardsister:

They all ran up into the crowd to listen to his routine. They caught Sans saying,

"yeah, well i told him: fighting grillby is like fighting fire with fire."

Utadukeeus:

Toriel was already giggling and Habriel chuckled quietly. Frisk and Chara sat down. Waiting for the next one.

Skywardsister:

Sans noticed them as they settled down in the audience and winked at them.

"so two fishermen are out in the ocean on their boat and it suddenly springs a leak. one freaks, and asks the other why he's not panicking. the other says, 'i don't sea the problem.'"

Utadukeeus:

Chara hid a chuckle and Frisk giggled to themselves. Habriel smiled, as he heard that one before. Toriel snorted quietly.

Skywardsister:

Sans allowed the audience to chuckle a bit before continuing into his next jokes. He smiled his usual smile.

"one time, a guy berated me because i didn't know what "armageddon" meant.  said to him, 'so what if i don't know what 'armageddon' means? it's not the end of the world!'"

Utadukeeus:

Habriel and Toriel both laughed at that one. It was pretty good. Chara rolled her eyes and Frisk giggled again. Sans gave a light chuckle. "so i was actually trying to test my luck with the ladies the other day. there's this one monster i gave her a little smile and a nod and i actually got some signals. so I walked up to her and asked 'do you wanna date?'" Sans proceeded to pull out a piece of dried fruit and waved it around for the audience to see.

Skywardsister:

They all laughed heartily at the fruit joke. "He's amazing," Frisk said to their siblings, wiping away a tear.

Utadukeeus:

"and now's time for the specialty." Sans announced. "this is the part where i ask if any member in the audience wants to get involved. they come up here and crack a few jokes themselves." He looked around the audience. "so...any takers?"

Skywardsister:

"Hmm..." Frisk tried to think of one really hard. Chara looked around the crowd to see if there was anyone willing to tell a joke. Toriel waited.

Utadukeeus:

"how 'bout you, tori?" Sans said, extending his hand. "i know you got a few good ones..."

Skywardsister:

"Oh, Sans," Toriel chuckled, blushing and shying away. "I'm not sure I can think of one at the moment."

Utadukeeus:

"Come one, mom..." Habriel insisted. "Whadya got to lose?" Frisk tried pulling Toriel's arm in order to get he woman to stand up. Their feet kept sliding across the ground.

Skywardsister:

"U-um okay, children," She stood, patting Frisk on the head. "I'll try."

She strode over and climbed the stairs, standing up beside Sans.

'Okay... think...'

Utadukeeus:

"you know tori, there's just this one burning question i have running in my head..." he said.

Skywardsister:

"Oh, yes, Sans?" She responded, looking at the grinning skeleton.

Utadukeeus:

"what horse never comes out during the day?" Sans asked. Toriel smiled, she knew this one.

"A night mare, silly." she giggled.

Skywardsister:

Frisk and Chara laughed a bit at that one.

"Oh, Sans," She chuckled.

Utadukeeus:

"so i heard you tried to catch a fog earlier." Sans said.

"yeah, i mist." Toriel giggled.

Skywardsister:

"Hey, Sans, what happens to a tree when you embarrass it?" She asked, smirking.

"What, tori?" He asked, amused.

"It turns into redwood!"

Utadukeeus:

Everyone laughed loudly. "You know, Sans..." Toriel sighed. "Sometimes I miss my ex-husband."

"really?" Sans asked.

"But my aim is getting better!" She chirped.

Skywardsister:

The crowd hooted and hollered with laughter. "thanks tori," Sans thanked her and the crowd applauded. She exited the stage and rejoined her children in the seating. "anyone else up to tell some jokes?"

Utadukeeus:

"you know what, hey tori. Just one more question..." Sans said. The goat woman turned around. "as you can tell, i've had no luck so far with this joke..." he scratched the back of his head, chuckling to himself. "but do you wanna?" he pulled out the bag with the dried fruit again.

Skywardsister:

She chuckled. "Wait, really?" She asked. He nodded, blushing a little bit.

"Alright, sure, Sans," She smiled.

Utadukeeus:

"heh..." he scratched the back of his head as the audience cheered for them in excitement.

"Wow..." Habriel chuckled. "He's got guts, I'll give him that..."

Skywardsister:

"Wait, so they're actually going to go on a date?" Frisk asked, sitting beside Chara and Habriel.

"Whoa. Who knew?" Flowey said.

Utadukeeus:

"Wow..." Chara muttered. Everyone watched as Toriel returned to her children, slightly blushing.

"Looks like someone's giving Frisk a run for their money." Habriel chuckled.

Skywardsister said the following:

"Huh? What do you mean?" She asked Habriel, not understanding.

Utadukeeus:

Toriel suddenly remembered a time during one of their dinners together when Habriel first started learning magic. "Oh!" she gasped and started snickering. "Now I remember that night..." She began to describe the night as she remembered it.

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"I'm honestly surprised you let me call you mom on such short notice.." Habriel said.

"Oh fear not, child." Toriel said. "I'm used to it, now. In fact, let me tell you about the time when I first gave Frisk their phone."

"Oh no..." Frisk cringed with their fork in their hand.

"Not two minutes after I left, they called me mom over the phone." Toriel giggled. "And then they decided to be a little ladies man on the next call..."

"They didn't!" Habriel choked on his food.

"Mooom!" Frisk groaned.

"Oh did you think I forgot young child?" Toriel smirked. "I embarrassed you once and I can do it again!"

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Its been a long time since that night. But Toriel remembered clearly when she was reminded of it.

Skywardsister:

"They decided to call me up and I guess practice... flirting?" She giggled as Frisk groaned even more.

"Come on, Mom!"

Utadukeeus:

"Better watch out, Frisk." Habriel teased. "Sans might beat you to it." Frisk hid their face inside of their shirt. Groaning out of embarrassment.

Skywardsister:

"He's not beating me to anything!" They groaned through their shirt at him. "They can date! Good for them! I hope they're happy!" Chara snickered.

Utadukeeus:

Habriel laughed in response. "Aww.. I'm only teasing." He said as he hugged them. They pouted in response. "Come on, give your big brother a hug...please?" They looked up and saw he put on a look a sad puppy would give.

Skywardsister:

They grunted and hugged him begrudgingly. Toriel and Chara chuckled.

"Wait... 'ladies man?' What gender are you, Frisk?" Flowey asked before he was interrupted. Sans announced the end of his segment.

Utadukeeus:

"Oh, I'm both." Frisk said.

"Ladies man is just a saying." Habriel said. "Kind of like a nickname, a quip or a joke. There's no gender neutral version of that one. So, mom probably just used the normal one."

"Yeah." Frisk said. "I'm what's called a herma...herma..." Frisk struggled to remember the word.

"Hermaphrodite?" Habriel asked.

"Yeah, that's it!" Frisk said.

Skywardsister:

"Oh. Sorry, I didn't know," Flowey said quickly. "When's that fighting competition going to start? You two said you were going to participate."

Utadukeeus:

"Halustreg said that was the last thing scheduled tonight." Habriel said. "We can probably find a schedule with the times, or we can ask someone."

Skywardsister:

Toriel had gotten up and talked with another monster for a bit, returning with a paper listing the events.

"Here's the festival's order of events," She said as she sat back down with her children.

"The fighting competition is last. Next, there's a hot dog eating contest, then potato sack races..."

Utadukeeus:

"And after that..." she said. "A card game competition."

"What card game?" Habriel asked.

"Something to do with trading cards." Toriel said. "It does however, involve characters in that book we're reading."

Skywardsister:

"Maybe you should participate, then, Habriel," Chara pointed out. "Sounds fun."

"We'll just have to wait a while, then," Habriel responded, looking again at the schedule.

Utadukeeus:

"Look!" Frisk said. "Napstablook is setting up a snail race course right after this!"

"Looks like Mettaton's gonna have a mini concert before the tournament." Habriel said.

Skywardsister said the following:

"Oh my," Toriel chuckled, shaking her head at the prospects of a mini live concert for the robot.

"This will be a large production, then," She sighed. "Do you want to watch it or do something else while we wait?" She asked the kids.

Utadukeeus:

"Doesn't matter." Habriel shrugged. Chara nodded in agreement.

"Let's go to the races!" Frisk said.

Skywardsister:

Toriel laughed and followed them. They were eager to see which snail would win this time; Frisk hadn't seen a snail race in forever.

Utadukeeus:

"Oh...h-hey guys..." Napstablook said to the family. "Its uh...been a while..."

Skywardsister:

"Hey, Napstablook! I can't wait to watch this snail race!" Frisk said enthusiastically, smiling as they greeted the pale ghost. "Oh, yeah! Habriel's never seen one before."

Utadukeeus:

"Snail race?" Habriel asked. "Strange to choose them out of all animals..."

Skywardsister:

"There are many snails down here, a surplus," Chara reminded him. "He just came up with an awesome sort of sport for 'em. It's entertaining." Napstablook smiled.

"T-thank you," He said.

Utadukeeus:

"Oh okay." Habriel said. "Never thought of it that way."

Skywardsister:

"I-it'll start in a moment," Napstablook said, hurrying along and getting each snail on the track area he set up previously for the festival event.

They all saw Halustreg come over to look at the snails.

Utadukeeus:

He leaned over a fence watching the snails get ready. "Looks like mom's not the only one with a snail fascination." Habriel said.

Skywardsister:

Halustreg caught their eyes. "Wrong, scum! I have pledged to win in every event in which you participate!" He announced across the fence. Napstablook looked from the goat warrior to the family and began to sweat.

Utadukeeus:

"Oh, I was just planning to watch..." Habriel said.

"Why, scared I'll win?" Halustreg asked.

"You know I wasn't born yesterday, right?" Habriel rolled his eyes. "I'm still just gonna watch."

Skywardsister:

Halustreg huffed and puffed out his chest in indignation at Habriel's statement and continued to watch until the race began. Someone handed Napstablook a megaphone, since he was so quiet.

"Alright, everyone, w-welcome to the grand snail race," He announced, smiling a bit.

Utadukeeus:

"Now we'll be taking any volunteers for this race." The ghost said. "Any takers?"

"I'll join!" Frisk said happily.

"G-good." Napstablook said. "Anyone else?"

Skywardsister:

"Sure," Chara joined, walking over next to Frisk behind their snail. "Alright, we still have a few more slots for other opponents," Napstablook announced to the crowd that gathered to watch. "Anyone else like to join?"

Halustreg decided against participating since his nemesis was not going to do so either.

Utadukeeus:

"I'll give it a try." A voice said. Everyone turned and saw Monster Kid approaching.

Skywardsister:

"Hey!" Frisk greeted the monster excitedly. Monster Kid ran up next to them and smiled.

"Hey, Frisk!"

Utadukeeus:

"Yo, its been a while!" Kid exclaimed. "How ya been?" He gave a wide grin.

Skywardsister:

"Pretty good," They answered, excited to see Kid again. "How have you been? It's been a while, hasn't it?" They said.

Utadukeeus:

"Yeah, everything's been great!" Kid said. "Ever since I stood up to Undyne, I've been the coolest kid in this town."

Skywardsister:

"That's great!" Frisk said. Napstablook announced that these three would be the ones competing in the snail race; each got a snail and the rest of them were removed from the track.

Utadukeeus:

A menu appeared in front of all three of them. It said 'Press Z to encourage'.

Skywardsister:

"Go!" Napstablook yelled, and the race was on. Because of a previous time, Frisk paced themself as they encouraged their snail, trying not to hurt it but maintain a good pace. Chara did the same. Monster Kid encouraged his snail wildly, overloading it.

Utadukeeus:

Out of nowhere, the snail that monster kid was encouraging exploded. The the racers stared blankly at the spectacular scene. Habriel's jaw dropped along with Toriel.

Skywardsister:

Frisk and Chara flinched when it happened. Monster Kid's expression drooped.

"You just encouraged him too much," Napstablook said with a sad tone and face. "I'm sorry. You're out of the race."

Utadukeeus:

The little monster had no idea what to say. He held his head down and slowly walked away.

Skywardsister:

"Aww..." Napstablook wore a sullen expression as the kid walked away from the tournament.

"Kid, wait, it's okay!" Frisk called to him. "I did that the first time I did the snail race, too!"

Utadukeeus:

"Is it okay if I stay and watch?" The kid asked.

Skywardsister:

"Yeah!" Frisk answered, focusing back on the race. "Of course," Chara said, gesturing for him to return by their side. Napstablook nodded, smiling.

Utadukeeus:

The kid smiled and cheered Frisk on.

"Let's hope Frisk doesn't explode..." Habriel said.

Skywardsister:

Frisk kept their pace well but Chara's snail was gaining ground. Frisk increased the amount of cheers they yelled to their snail, which began to sweat and speed up. It was neck-and-neck, and Frisk's snail won.

"We have a winner!" Napstablook announced through the megaphone, and gave Frisk their prize.

Utadukeeus:

"Way to go, Frisk." Habriel said as he approached them. He looked at Chara and Kid. "I think you all did great out there."

Skywardsister:

"Don't worry, Monster Kid," Napstablook tried to reassure the monster. "If you feel like practicing, you can come by my snail farm sometime."

Utadukeeus:

"Thanks." Monster Kid said. "I'll come by sometime." The family moved on, heading over to the hot dog eating competition. Kid went alongside them.

Skywardsister:

They sat down on the wooden benches set up before the competition table. The contestants arrived one by one; Undyne proudly waltzed up to one of the chairs on one side of the table. Alphys was off to the side cheering for her. Sans walked on next to her and sat down casually. Then Halustreg arrived and sat in the third seat.

Utadukeeus:

"Sans and Undyne?" Habriel thought aloud. "Now this is gonna be intresting..."

Skywardsister:

Halustreg laughed loudly and pounded the table with his fists, ready for the competition to start. A very exhausted Burgerpants brought out the plates of hot dogs for each person.

Utadukeeus:

"It's kind of funny." Habriel muttered. "I thought he only wanted to compete with me..."

Skywardsister:

"This isn't for the reason you think, scum," Halustreg laughed heartily. "This is to bolster my strength for when we compete in the fighting competition!"

Utadukeeus:

"You'll get full and you'll go through a crash..." Habriel chuckled. "But hey, you do you."

"I will!" Halustreg announced. Undyne and Sans stared at the two, dumbfounded. They had never met the goat monster.

Skywardsister:

"Hey, who's this weirdo?" Undyne whispered, leaning over to Sans. Sans shrugged in response.

"Alright, darlings! Are you ready to begin?" Mettaton asked them over a microphone.

Utadukeeus:

"One special rule, per request by a special guest who will soon be introduced." Mettaton giggled. "The losers are not only disqualified, but will also have to eat a bowl of spaghetti, mage by none other than..." The skeleton barged out from behind the curtains.

"ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!" the skeleton announced proudly. "I DO HOPE YOU ALL LOSE SO YOU CAN TRY MY COOKING!"

Habriel chuckled from the benches.

Skywardsister:

Toriel and the other children chuckled as well. "So, my darlings, you may start... NOW~!" Mettaton yelled.

Immediately, Undyne and Halustreg began stuffing their faces with hot dogs as fast as they could muster. As comic relief, Sans laid a napkin on his lap and squirted mustard on his first dog, eating it at his leisure. Monsters in the crowd began to laugh.

Utadukeeus:

While Undyne and Halustreg glared at each other, filling their mouths with hot dogs, Sans started balancing the others on the top of his head.

Skywardsister:

Frisk and Chara were practically crying while watching him, they were laughing so hard. Flowey chuckled watching him, too. Through a mouthful of hot dogs, Halustreg managed to say towards Sans, "Come on and challenge us!"

Utadukeeus:

"alright...." Sans said. "weiner takes all...."

Skywardsister:

"Wait, how can he do that... He's a skeleton," Habriel murmured to the others beside him. Sans winked at the crowd. He stuffed the hot dogs into his rib cage at light speed.

Utadukeeus:

Every hot dog quickly disappeared, Sans dabbed his chin with the napkin, leaned back and smiled at Undyne and Halustreg.

Skywardsister:

Both monsters stared at him in awe and disbelief before speeding up in their hot pursuit of second place. Frisk and Chara cheered for Sans and his quick victory.

Utadukeeus:

"Small guy, big appetite." Habriel chuckled.

Skywardsister:

"He didn't really eat them," Toriel whispered, leaning over to Habriel. "He just put them in his jacket," She snickered, watching the small skeleton sit and watch the other contestants struggle against each other. Papyrus's face brightened.

"LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S GOING TO TRY THIS SPAGHETTI," The tall skeleton announced triumphantly.

Utadukeeus:

Habriel chuckled quietly to himself. Enjoying the fact that Halustreg was gonna have to eat Papyrus' spaghetti, all thanks to Toriel's new boyfriend.

Skywardsister:

"Time is ticking! You have ten seconds, darlings!" Mettaton announced gleefully, making Undyne and Halustreg panic and hurry themselves up. All the monsters counted down the seconds together loudly.

"Time's up! Let's see how you did!" Mettaton said, strolling over to the table. His eyes widened, seeing that Sans was the only one who finished all his dogs.

Utadukeeus:

"Well well...." Mettaton said. "Welly well welly well well. It seems you both get to have some spaghetti, I hope you're ready..."

"NYEHEHE!" Papyrus laughed, slamming the bowls in front of them. "I HOPE YOU BOTH ENJOY! I MADE IT WITH AN EXTRA SPECIAL SECRET INGREDIENT...."

"Being?" Halustreg asked.

"MORE NOODLES AND LOVE!" Papyrus said.

Skywardsister:

"You eat first," Undyne ordered Halustreg. He shook his head. "No, you," He responded. Sans chuckled.

Utadukeeus:

Habriel got up. "Hey Halustreg!" he called out. "They say carb-loading helps!"

"Shut up!" Halustreg blushed.

"Oh, I'm sorry." Habriel smiled. "Was that joke in...."

"oh god, he's gonna do it!" Sans chuckled.

"Don't..." Halustreg growled.

"...poor taste?" Habriel asked.

Skywardsister:

Halustreg pounded the table with his fists again, and this time, the table collapsed out from under him, sending him, the hot dog plates, and the spaghetti to the ground. Mettaton leaped backwards quickly, saying "Oh my!"

Utadukeeus:

Habriel ran off before the monster could do anything.

Skywardsister:

Toriel told the children to stay there as she looked for Habriel. They agreed. Undyne and Alphys retreated together towards Frisk, Chara, and Flowey, slightly intimidated by Halustreg, who was still over at the collapsed table.

Mettaton was backing away from the goat warrior, chuckling nervously. "Darling, that's no way to handle things..." He muttered.

Utadukeeus:

Habriel ended up at Grillby's. He leaned his back against the wall outside, chuckling to himself.

Skywardsister:

Toriel finally found and caught up with him, huffing. "My child, I don't think this was necessary," She breathed and they both chuckled. "Though he does overreact."

Halustreg brushed himself off and Undyne helped pick up the debris from the shattered plates and the table splinters.

Utadukeeus:

"Better to be safe than sorry." Habriel shrugged, smiling at her.

Skywardsister:

"Let's head back before the next event starts," She said, putting an arm around him as they headed back towards the festivities.

Meanwhile, a bunch of monsters were avoiding Halustreg.

Utadukeeus:

They caught up with the rest of the family. They were on their way to the potato sack race.

Skywardsister:

"Ugh. Wish I didn't have to sit all of these out," Flowey muttered, watching some monsters slipping into potato sacks. "I'm going," Chara told them, and joined the other participants in a row, getting on her own sack.

Habriel and Toriel arrived in time to see them all lined up ready for the race to commence.

Utadukeeus:

Frisk sat down with Habriel and Toriel. Watching as Chara slipped into a potato sack. Getting ready for the race.

Skywardsister:

She gave them a thumbs up before the race began.

"Alright, everybody! Ready? Set? GO!" Undyne yelled, and the assortment of monsters and human started leaping forward clumsily yet enthusiastically in their sacks.

Utadukeeus:

Everyone encouraged Chara as she soon got ahead of every monster. The others could never keep up. The human was young and had a lot more energy than them.

Skywardsister:

She was cheering as she hopped ahead of the rest, until she stumbled and fell.

"Nooo!" Frisk yelled, watching her fall. She quickly got to her feet again, staying in the lead.

Utadukeeus:

Chara managed to cross the finish line and get first place. The family got up and all cheered for her.

Skywardsister:

She sat on the ground and pulled the sack off her legs, handing it in. The monsters behind her all eventually crossed the finish line as well. She was congratulated by many people. Chara went back to her family.

"That was pretty fun," She said.

Utadukeeus:

"Now onto the card game." Habriel got excited.

Skywardsister:

Toriel pulled out the itinerary. "Where's that being held?" She looked down the list of events.

Utadukeeus:

"Inside Grillby's." Habriel said, pointing out the map. "Any of you gonna play, too?"

Skywardsister:

Chara raised her hand. "Sure, let's do it."

"I'm not going to repeat what I did last time," Frisk laughed.

"I'll watch, children," Toriel said.

Utadukeeus:

"Thought you could run, scum?" Halustreg said from behind. "I'll learn this card game and finally defeat you!"

"Whatever floats your goat." Habriel said.

Skywardsister:

The goat monster looked as if his veins would burst on sight, but he calmed down and they went inside the establishment to play the card game. The family and others followed them inside.

Utadukeeus:

On their way over, a journal fell out of Chara's pocket. She opened it and started reading it. It belonged to the girl. What was in the journal was fascinating. She decided she was gonna read it instead of playing.

Skywardsister:

She sat with her family reading rather than joined the players for the card game.

"I found this in the girl's pocket," She said to her mother. "I've been reading it. It's weird..."

Utadukeeus:

"What do you mean?" Toriel asked. They read the journal together.

'Entry 1: Father has come up with a decent plan to kill the boy and take his soul. He's gonna try to demonize him around the monsters. It's a better plan than he thinks. It makes them do our dirty work while we earn their trust. Making the first step MUCH easier.'

Skywardsister:

"First step of what?" Toriel asked out loud, reading in the pages more.

"This sounds bad," Chara whispered, trying to keep from getting the other monsters' attention. "Whatever they were planning... we have to be careful... they may still be trying that plan..."

Utadukeeus:

'Entry 2: Its been a while. Father failed to retrieve the soul and attain the trust of the monsters. A shame, but not over all damning. We just have to anger them enough to march out to the surface. It'll be more difficult and we won't be able to gather as many of them due to possible carnage than if they were to trust us. However, we can still find ways around that problem. Perhaps we can force-breed some of them so we have more souls. Father will return later to retrieve the soul at least. We can then put the boy to good use, then.'

Skywardsister:

"But what use were they talking about...?" Chara murmured, turning the page to the next entry the girl had written. She and Toriel continued to read it.

Utadukeeus:

'Entry 3: Father's dead, I'm sure. I have a couple plans. When I go down there. I'll find the boy and pretend to not know be in over my head. It'll make him feel guilty and lower his guard. Giving me an opportunity. But before that, I managed to track down his lover. I'll send her in to kill him. I'll send her through where the barrier was. Should she fail, then its back to my original plan. So far, we'll see if the girl is willing to cooperate or not. For her sake, she better.'

Skywardsister:

The card game was about half way through. Frisk was watching, aware that the others were reading the journal. They just didn't want to think about it now.

"So... they were going to send... Marion in after him?" Chara looked at Toriel, who nodded slowly.

Utadukeeus:

'Entry 4: Dumb bitch got herself killed. Back to the first plan. That boy has to be in the company of numerous monsters. Perhaps I can do a ritual while I'm down there. Make the boy one of those things I've seen back at the Cathedral. He should prove useful after all. He did manage to kill my father. That is no small feat.'

Skywardsister:

The card game was coming to a close. Frisk watched; Halustreg was obviously doing extremely poorly, even while he was repeatedly told the directions of the game. He just couldn't wrap his mind around the rules and constantly broke them or made bad decisions.

Utadukeeus:

"That's it." Chara said. "Mom? What do you think of all this? Should we show Habriel?"

Skywardsister:

"Mmm... I'm worried how he'll receive this... especially about how they tried to use Marion... but he should definitely know."

Utadukeeus:

"I'll leave it up to you." Chara said as she handed the journal over to Toriel. Habriel had just beaten Halustreg in the card game. The goat monster was red with fury and steam seemed to have come out of his ears. Habriel smiled and offered a hand for the monster to shake. Toriel sat there, with the journal in her hands. What decision will she make?

Skywardsister:

Toriel sat with the journal for a moment, studying the pages. She looked back up to Habriel.

"He has every right to know what they had planned for him behind his back," She decided, and stood up as Habriel shook Halustreg's begrudging hand.

"Habriel, Chara found something that you should probably see," She said.

Utadukeeus:

"Really?" Habriel asked as he got up. "What is it?"

Skywardsister:

She held out the journal for him to take and look at.

"Chara found it in the girl's pocket. It's a journal she kept while she was alive."

Utadukeeus:

Habriel widened his eyes and looked down at the journal after Toriel handed it to him. He stood there, reading the journal. Toriel couldn't see his eyes, the shadows were hiding them. However, after a few minutes. She saw the hand holding the journal begin to shake.

Skywardsister:

"They were going to use Marion, but she refused..." Chara stated quietly as he read the pages.

Utadukeeus:

Habriel took a deep breath as he closed the journal. "I knew I could count on her. There's no way she would have let anyone use her." He looked down at the ring. "She really did love me..."

Skywardsister:

"But... they've clearly been preparing to do something involving you, special," Chara groaned.

"We better be careful and keep a keen eye on both entrances to the underground. We're not done with those idiots yet."

Utadukeeus:

"Yeah..." Habriel said, closing the journal and putting it in his pocket.

Skywardsister:

"Heh, maybe we can spring Halustreg on them," Frisk suggested, chuckling a little.

"Nah, he's too weak. It'd take many more years of training for him to be on your, level, Habriel."

Utadukeeus:

Habriel nodded his head. "Now's time for Mettaton's concert.

Skywardsister:

"Mmm... I don't know if I feel like watching that," Chara laughed. "We've seen enough of him otherwise, honestly. What do you all wanna do?" She asked.

"Whatever you guys want is fine," Frisk answered.

Utadukeeus:

"Oh, really darling?" A metallic voice called from behind. "And here I had something special planned."

"Really?" Habriel asked. "What was it."

"I had a TV set up in Iredox's cell to show the concert." Mettaton said. "And I was gonna put you on stage, after you write whatever you want about him."

"Really~?" Habriel gave a devilish smile.

Skywardsister:

"Weelll, we don't want him breaking out of his cell and uh... coming after him again," Toriel stated quickly, getting Mettaton's attention and understanding.

Utadukeeus:

"He'll try to break out no matter what we do." Habriel said. "I might as well have a bit of fun."

"Have something in mind?" Mettaton asked.

"A poem to be specific." Habriel chuckled darkly. "I already have the message."

"You really are a vulgarian, aren't you?" Seraph asked from behind. "I love it."

Skywardsister:

"Alright, darling, you can do this whenever you like! The show's about to start," Mettaton stated, leading Habriel onto a makeshift stage out in the open surrounded by cameras. He handed the boy a microphone, making sure it worked.

Utadukeeus:

The rest of the family sat in the bleachers and saw Habriel get on stage. Sans walked up to Toriel and sat next to her.

"sup, tori." He said.

"Greetings, Sans." She smiled as they started holding hands. They looked over at Habriel who was given a microphone.

"Hey everyone!" Habriel said as the monsters cheered for him. "I know you were all expects Mettaton to host his concert tonight. You'll get that, don't worry." He waved a hand as an attempt to ease any possible tension. "But he wanted to give me some time on the stage. I'm pretty sure you all know who I am." He turned towards the audience and started whispering into the microphone. "With what's happened yesterday, how can you not know?" A couple monsters chuckled in response. "Now I wanna take the time to thank someone for making this all possible. Because if he wasn't such a deplorable being. This wouldn't have happened." Habriel looked up at the cameras. "I wanna thank you, Iredox! I know you're watching this as I speak. I can smell you from here..."

Skywardsister:

Toriel feared that Iredox would spiral into an uncontrollable rampage, escape, and kill them all. Frisk, Chara, and Flowey remained by her side throughout all the events that night, including this. They all watched, feeling the same way without telling one another.

Utadukeeus:

"But you know what, Iredox?" Habriel said. "I think we had a bit of a rocky start. I think we should get to know each other a little better. So, from the bottom of my heart. I have this poem in my head, that I wanna share with you. It's not the best poem. But if you pay attention, I think you'll get the message." Habriel cleared his throat as he started reciting the poem.

"Gotta be careful in the Underground.

Ongoing danger all around.

Forging friendships and rivalries, all underfoot.

Understand, this is all due to my neglect.

Cute and cuddly monsters that are just misunderstood.

Killing them would just make you lose all my respect.

You think you got this in the bag?

Only because of all your years of training.

Understand, I've been training with Undyne, but I shouldn't brag.

Really, all this time, you've only been entertaining.

So confident, with this annoying need to nag.

Everywhere you go, I hear people complaining.

Little do you know, this is all a drag.

For the last time, I'll be the one remaining." Habriel waved at the crowd. "Enjoy Mettaton's show everyone!" He said as he put down the microphone.

Skywardsister:

The crowd applauded Habriel's cold poetry loudly; they all remembered what Iredox had done to him.