#there IS a correct answer btw.

[peemil]

[lesbianralzarek]

pretentious bitches feel free to shout out your fav underappreciated songs in the tags!

[necromimetics]

This has caused great debate among my math friends so I think it needs tumblr's input

[eddievedders]

GOOD OMENS — Chapter 5: The Ball.

[theriverbeyond]

hey guys do we think the stigmata is self lubricating

[definitelynotanalien]

Boyfriend!Chigiri who has a quite frankly meticulous haircare routine, with special shampoos, conditioners, and hair masks to use on rather specific days

Boyfriend!Chigiri who spends hours (and hundreds of dollars) buying new hair products, at least the ones that aren’t delivered in his PR

Boyfriend!Chigiri who uses around 500 hair products for every little thing, trying to ensure the health of every cutical

Boyfriend!Chigiri who has the mason pearson hair brush (actually three pairs. One for regular use, one for trainings, one for travel)

Boyfriend!Chigiri who has to bring an extra suitcase for his hair stuff whenever you go on vacation

Boyfriend!Chigiri who snaps at you when you ask if it’s necessary (“are you necessary?”)

Boyfriend!Chigiri who cringes whenever you get a new hair idea, knowing it’ll end up with someone’s hair in knots, although preferably not his

Boyfriend!Chigiri who refuses to use heat on his hair in case it damages it, no matter how strong the heat protectant may be

Boyfriend!Chigiri who somehow has a sponser from every hair care brand (fino, &honey, fenty???) and frequently receives the most ridiculous PR packages

Boyfriend!Chigiri who only lets you touch his hair when he’s feeling especially nice (and vulnerable)

Boyfriend!Chigiri who always ties up his hair before doing something important

Boyfriend!Chigiri who braids his hair when you’re especially needy, choosing to dutch braid it into two neat little things

Boyfriend!Chigiri who will eat you out like you’re a michelin star meal, devouring your essence with his purposeful strokes

Boyfriend!Chigiri who immediately stops if your hands get near his hair, glaring at you with half lidded eyes as you squirm underneath him

Boyfriend!Chigiri who once in the zone, starts to suck onto your clit and bite at you, while he still doesn’t allow you to even think of touching his hair

Boyfriend!Chigiri who effortlessly carves orgasm after orgasm out of you, while you’re stuck clutching the air, trying to not reach out for his beautiful red locks as to prolong this heavenly experience

Boyfriend!Chigiri who licks his lips as he adjusts himself over you, making sure to align perfectly for your entrance

Boyfriend!Chigiri who gradually loses his composure, living up to his nickname as the red panther with his quick unrelenting movements

Boyfriend!Chigiri who pounds into you, his braids long destroyed, like an animal. His red mane surrounding him as he craves the most fulfilling release he can obtain

Boyfriend!Chigiri who chews on his hair as he gets closer to his own edge, always gaining more split ends after each and every session

Boyfriend!Chigiri who spits out his own hair after he releases, disgusted by his chewing and feeling bad for his poor scalp

Boyfriend!Chigiri who showers with you after a long night, massaging various products into your scalp and racking care of you

Boyfriend!Chigiri who’s the big spoon, cuddling you softly as his final form of aftercare

Boyfriend!Chigiri who always has a good sleep after eating you out, waking up with beautiful long locks the night after

Boyfriend!Chigiri who wakes up with atrocious bedhair almost everyday, no matter what he does, and the only solution seems to be consuming you

[vamprisms]

Hello everyone, I have been speaking with Nader and I am sharing his family's campaign with you.

Nader and his family have been displaced nine times and continue to flee the war. They have lost their homes and many loved ones along the way and are currently facing shortages of food and water, causing Nader’s little 1 year old niece Iman to suffer from malnutrition. Nader's father is also ill and has surgery in two days; the funds that you donate will also help to pay for his treatment and medicine.

The campaign is vetted here. It is number 4 on the list.

I have donated and I am reaching out to you to donate what you can. At the time of me sharing this, the total donations are at €48,068 which is almost halfway to their current goal. Even if you’re not in the position to donate right now, please help spread the word by sharing this. I am tagging some users below for reach

@darthteeth @anneemay @vampiricvenus @vympr @shesnake @onedollopofsourcream @chexcastro @mossbawn @sonata-stigmata @ohevoyev @wellwaterhysteria @annevbonny @deadhamlets @ihatelestat @honeyglazedbabe

[queerofthedagger]

there's a correct answer but i will first and foremost always encourage propaganda

[agendratum]

why'd he do that ©mad_at_UoY ©taktek ©hyunjine0320

bonuses:

[nyaagolor]

the whole "is phoenix wright a twink" poll was a joke I thought up last night but the notes on that post have shown me that there is a substantially more divisive topic waiting to be polled: