#theoutspokenrodent

[witcherbigbang]

Steal Your Breath

Author: JaskiersValley  

Artist: theoutspokenrodent 

Rating: E

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 20,737

Pairings: Aiden/Cahir/Eskel/Lambert, Geralt/Jaskier

Tags: Professional Mermen, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Disabled Character, Wheelchairs, Get Together, Disabled Cahir,Blow Jobs

Summary:

What do you call a group of professional mermen? If anyone asked Lambert, he'd answer it's an orgy. Or, more specifically, a foursome because that's what he ended up getting out of it while Geralt learned to leave his tail behind in favour of two legs and a boyfriend.

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[megglepie]

Contemplating whether or not to eat egg. Is...round.... But is it....friend..?

depends, is it full of bird or yolk?

bird = friend

yolk = food

[shotas-shawty]

Oooh happy two months! So lucky to have ya here! For the prompt thing, how about the depressed duo encounter an unexpected storm and have to rush home in the downpour. Shenanigans ensue, naturally.

Hizashi and Shota were walking home late when it happened. Hizashi had asked Shota to stay late after school to help him with his hand to hand combat skills.

They had actually worked on Hizashi’s hand to hand. But that wasn’t really why Hizashi had invited Shota to practice after class. In reality, it was all a part of Hizashi’s master plan to confess to Shota.

Oboro had helped him plan the confession and Hizashi had been waiting weeks for the perfect day to put it into action. He had woken up that morning, checked the weather, and saw that there was a 100% chance of heavy rain in the early evening.

Perfect.

That day, Hizashi had whined about his lackluster combat abilities until Shota had taken pity on him and agreed to train with him after classes were over. They had spent a gay panic charged two hours touching each other. Yes those touches were mostly punches and kicks. But there were also softer touches, like when Shota had carefully moved Hizashi’s arms and shoulders into a better position. That touch had felt electric and had left both boys blushing.

Now, as they were walking home together, Hizashi was ready for the next phase of his plan. He knew Shota liked him back, he just needed to the right opportunity to confess to his grumpy crush.

Hizashi looked up at the sky, right as a torrential downpour opened up and threatened to swallow them whole.

“Run!” Hizashi yelled and grabbed Shota’s hand, pulling him along as they ran through the suddenly flooded streets.

Hizashi pulled Shota behind him and soon his sudden one sided hand hold had turned into the interlocking of fingers. Hizashi laughed at the thrill of running through the rain and Shota gave an uncharacteristically free giggle. 

Hizashi suddenly steered them under an awning in front of a closed shop. Shota ran into Hizashi, surprised by their sudden stop, and steadied himself with a hand on Hizashi’s chest. 

Together they were breathing heavily and giggling like fools as wet hair and clothes dripped into their shoes. Their fingers were still intertwined and Shota didn’t remove his hand from Hizashi’s chest. 

Shota looked up to look at Hizashi. His eyes were bright and he still had a small smile on his face, but there was also uncertainty, a question in those eyes. A question Hizashi was more than happy to answer.

“Sho I-” Hizashi began softly.

But before Hizashi could make his grand romantic confession Shota stood up on his tip toes and firmly pressed his lips to Hizashi’s.  It was an awkward smash of lips, a little too forceful, and not quite centered on their mouths. 

 But, years later, if you asked Hizashi and Shota how their first kiss was they would simply describe it as; perfect. 

[sketchartist444]

Just saw the ask thing and decided to contribute! Since you've already done the OGs, how about the Big Three?

Oooh! The big 3!!

Stuck as lab partners for the semester: probably Tamaki, he’s a good boye! He also seems like he would be good at science (more specifically biology) due to his quirk!

Stuck in an elevator for 10 hours: Nejire! She’s excitable and a total cutie! She also seems like someone you could talk with for hours on end!

McDonald’s manager trainee: Mirio 100%! He would make a great teacher! Super encouraging but with the right amount of supportive discipline Yknow?

[pastamic]

Oh nooo that sounds like a bitch deal with. Are you gonna be alright??

I'll be okay!! It's definitely not that severe I don't think but I'm treating it like a sprain just in case because of how it's bruised and how loose it is at the joint. I'm icing it, staying off of it, etc. I'm monitoring it to make sure it doesn't get worse and have a plan to go to the doctor if it does. I'm trained in first aid (tho my cert is expired I don't really have a need fot it lol) and have a pretty extensive kit at home so I'm all set I think. I just wanted to say something bc I didn't wanna suddenly drop it while complaining about some foot pain lol. Thank you for your message your concern means a lot to me <3 You are absolutely correct about it being a bitch to deal with tho I'm used to being in severe pain 24/7 but this has me whining every time I walk fhdndhdjdhsk

[soren-bleu-kun]

Fic Wrap Up.

*feel free to ignore this if I tagged you 

This is going to be my own fic wrap up, my first one ever because this was the birth of my Ao3 account, so all of my fics are from this year. I’ll try to keep things concise, but it’ll still be pretty long. I will do this in the form of a Read More after the first few fics. There are over 90, I’ll try to go alphabetically. 

All of them are from the same fandom, BnHA, so that’s nice. More gen fics, less romance. Most of them are for series, events, other people’s aus - and I’ll make sure to share all of that when I share each fic, especially because some of the events are probably repeats and this is a little bit like free marketing [only tagging them once because that would get obnoxious, especially for the weekly event things I did]. Other than that, I hope you all enjoy and may 2021 suck slightly less. 

Heads up for angst, whump, some ships, and manga spoilers 

A Breathing Silence - Gen, 3K. Shirakumo survives his internship, but at the price of his hearing. His friends do their best to help him through it [for @badthingshappenbingo] 

A Common Room Conversation - Gen, 2K. Midoriya realizes that he has some questions for his mentor during winter break. [for @tunafishprincess’ Dads For Deku Week that I still need to finish, whoops] 

A Confession and A Dance - TodoDeku, 4K. Midoriya and Todoroki just going to the school dance as friends doesn’t last very long 

After Hours - ShinDeku, 1K. Model Shinsou goes on his first date with a photographer he works with sometimes, and worries that he’s going to be horrifically awkward about it [for OTPtober run by DigitalPopsicle, AU by. @amandasmurfee] 

Amend - EraserMight, 1.5K. Yagi and Aizawa have been arguing for the last few days. Aizawa finds himself forgiving his partner in order to help him. [for @erasermight-week] 

Bedside Manner - EraserMight, 2K. Yagi ends up in the hospital and hopes for better days [for @/erasermight-week] 

Bravery Test - DustBunny, 2K. Though the two aren’t together in this one, this fic features hero student Tenko Shimura having a crush on his much cooler classmate, Rumi Usagiyama. [for DustBunny Week on Twitter] 

Broken Glass - [FAN FAVORITE] Gen, 1K. A young Keigo Takami finds himself wandering the streets of Musutafu in this fic where he seems to have glitched through time [for @/hawksweek2020] 

Can’t Say No - CloudMic, 2K. Despite the fact that Yamada hates the beach, he can’t help but agree to go when his crush asks him [for CloudMic Week on Twitter] 

Caramel Coffee & Phone Numbers - [FAN FAVORITE] ShinDeku, 1K. This fic features an AU where instead of going to UA at all, Shinsou ends up as a barista [for @shindekumonth] 

Codependence - EraserMic, 1K. Yamada realizes that he feels unfulfilled in his relationship but doesn’t know how to leave. [for @whumptober2020] 

Concerns and Collapse - Gen, 1K. Yagi is ignoring his health because of his hubris and it doesn’t end well [for @/badthingshappenbingo] 

Chronic - [FAN FAVORITE] ShinDeku, 1.5K. Midoriya is ignoring his pain because he has homework to do. Shinsou is having none of it [for @/whumptober2020] 

Date Night - ShinDeku, 1K. As pro heroes, they don’t get a lot of time to spend together. Might as well do what they can [for @/shindekumonth] 

Disguises - Gen, 1K. In an AU where Tokoyami does end up being taken alongside Bakugou, Todoroki feels responsible for getting him back 

Foggy Recollection - Gen, 2K. In a world where Shirakumo lives but Aizawa ends up dying at USJ, he and Yamada are just trying to pick up the pieces [for CloudMic Week on Twitter] 

Forgotten Birthday - Gen, 1K. When Sero breaks his record of perfect attendance with no explanation, Aizawa goes to figure out if something is wrong [for @dadzawa-week-2020] 

For the Morning - [FAN FAVORITE] ShinDeku, 1K. Shinsou knows that he shouldn’t have snuck into his boyfriend’s dorm room for morning cuddles, but he couldn’t help himself [for OTPtober on Twitter] 

Good Morning, Koda - Gen, 1K. Aizawa recognizes the anxiety in one of his students, and goes about trying to help quietly [for @/dadzawa-week-2020] 

Go Fish - Gen, 1K. Aoyama doesn’t spend a lot of time with people, but for Midoriya he’ll make an exception [for @dekusquadweek] 

Gravel and Back Alleys - Gen, 2K. Shigaraki doesn’t understand why a hero keeps letting him go. Guess he’ll just have to find out for himself [personally not too proud of this one, heh] [for DustBunny Week on Twitter] 

Harmonizing Colors - [FAN FAVORITE] EraserMight, 1K. When Yagi finds his emotions not acting the way he wants them to, he knows that he has to find another outlet - and to keep it a secret [for @/erasermight-week] 

Indecision - TodoChako, 2K. Todoroki knows that he shouldn’t be fornicating with the enemy in this future au, but he can’t help himself. He misses her [for TodoChako Week on Twitter] 

In the Grey - [FAN FAVORITE] Gen, 1K. Midoriya finds himself going home to an empty house, feeling rather cold [for @/dekusquadweek] 

In the Rain - CloudMic, 2K. After the national hero rankings let out, Shirakumo and Yamada find their way home has been kind of ruined and have to walk together to the train station [for CloudMic Week on Twitter] 

In the Teacher’s Lounge - EraserMight, 1K. Aizawa and Yagi spend some time together after classes [for OTPtober and based off of this art by @theoutspokenrodent] 

Last Word - [FAN FAVORITE] ShinDeku, 1K. Midoriya has hanahaki and never had the chance to tell Shinsou [for @/shindekumonth] 

Late Night Chamomile - Gen, 1K. Yaoyorozu is having a hard night and her teacher doesn’t want to leave her alone with the nightmares [for @/dadzawa-week-2020] 

Lessons in English and Subtlety - CloudMic, 2K. Shirakumo is having a hard time focusing on his work with Yamada right there [for CloudMic Week on Twitter] 

Light the Candles, Not the Cake - EraserCloud, 1K. Aizawa forgot that it was Shirakumo’s birthday in this AU where he lives, and he’s hurrying to make up for it [for OTPtober] 

Little Blue Teacups - Gen, 1K. Todoroki needs some help getting rid of something and he asks Uraraka for help [for @/dekusquadweek] 

Locked Up - Gen, 1K. Shinsou likes hiding himself away, which is great until he finds a place he can’t get out of [for @/shindekumonth] 

Looking Out - Gen, 6K. Aizawa starts looking out for Yagi when he finds out that the man is being stalked and it brings out some of his darker side [written because an event rejected me! Thanks guys, this has the most comments out of every fic I’ve ever written! Also for @/badthingshappenbingo] 

Lying Together - EraserMight, 1.5K. Yagi and Aizawa learning how to operate together in all things, but especially sleep [for @/erasermight-week] 

Middle of the Night - Gen, 1K. Just something about Iida checking in on Midoriya [for @/dekusquadweek] 

Missing Gears - EraserMight, 10K. In an AU where Yagi never gets OFA, he becomes a support course student, who later in life works with Aizawa - an old high school friend [for @erasermight-bigbang] 

Nana’s Cape - Gen, 2K. In a role swap au, Tenko Shimura is trying to find his grandmother’s cape, taken by villains just to mess with him [for DustBunny Week on Twitter] 

New Directions - Gen, 1K. Giran finds a young Touya Todoroki on the street and decides to help the kid out 

Not the First to Say - Gen, 1K. Todoroki finds Yaoyorozu the night before her birthday, feeling down. They have a talk. [for @todomomoweek2020] 

Ocean Air - Gen, 3K. Todoroki has never stepped foot into the ocean to and he’s got some thoughts abut it [for TodoChako Week on Twitter] 

Old Memories, New Rivals - Gen, 1.5K. In which Shinsou remembers a young Midoriya [for @/shindekumonth]

One Night Off - ShinDeku, 1K. For once these two pro heroes have time for each other without forcing it to happen [for OTPtober] 

On Repeat - Gen, 1K. Shirakumo has been reliving the same day over for forever, and is finally just waking up [for @/whumptober2020] 

On the Battlefield - Gen, 1K. Dabi stops someone from bleeding out, just in case he needs them later 

Over the Phone - EraserMight, 1.5K. Aizawa has a hard time falling asleep without Yagi there with him [for @/erasermight-week] 

Painful Decisions - TodoMomo, 1K. On their anniversary, Yaoyorozu realizes she doesn’t actually love him [for @/todomomoweek2020] 

Prom Night - CloudMic, 2K. Shirakumo and Yamada skip out on their special night at school to have a special night for the two of them [for CloudMic Week on Twitter] 

Promise - EraserCloud, 1K. Aizawa gets hurt and doesn’t tell Shirakumo 

Proposal - EraserCloud, 1.5K. Wedding night for Aizawa and Shirakumo, just some softness 

Rough Patrol - EraserCloud, 1.5K. Aizawa gets hurt during patrol and doesn’t warn Shirakumo until later 

Rubble - Gen, 1K. Yagi watches his successor bury himself in rubble, and despite the fact that the boy is a pro hero now, he can’t help but go off and try to find him [for @/badthingshappenbingo] 

Ruining Movie Night - EraserMic, 1K. Sometimes Aizawa just needs to let his emotions out, and sometimes he doesn’t know when that’s going to happen [for @/whumptober2020] 

Running on Empty - Gen, 2K. Uraraka forgot to get food before Todoroki showed up for a study session and she’s hungry 

Sapporo Snow Festival - Gen, 1K. Todoroki runs into Yaoyorozu when he wasn’t expecting it but it ends surprisingly well [for @t/odomomoweek2020] 

Scientifically Proven to be Pointless - Gen, 1K. AFO as a young lad, trying to help his younger brother with his illness [for AFOtober, run by AFOzine on Twitter] 

Scrambled Eggs - CloudMic, 2K. When Aizawa dies, Shirakumo and Yamada go through with making an agency [for CloudMic Week on Twitter] 

Sitting in the Rain - Gen, 1K. Sometimes Tsu likes to sit in the rain. Today she doesn’t have to sit alone [from @aconstantstateofbladerunner’s list of prompts found here] 

Small Grievances - Gen, 1K. When Aizawa dies, the rest of the rooftop gang mourns [for @/whumptober2020] 

Snow and the Kitchen Drawer - Gen, 1K. Sometimes Yamada hates himself for choices he didn’t make [for CloudMic Week on Twitter] 

Something Like Eisoptrophobia - Gen, 1K. There’s this little fear that the Voice Hero has never gotten over before [for @/whumptober2020] 

Studying Together - TodoMomo, 1K. In this College AU, Todoroki hates biology. At least right now he isn’t going through it alone [for @/todomomoweek2020] 

Stumbling - Gen, 1K. Midoriya runs into Shinsou at a hero con [for @shindekumonth] 

Sunday Morning - [FIST FIC] EraserMic, 1K. Just something soft for two pro heroes on a rainy day 

Surprise Call - A young Shigaraki is glad to hear from AFO, as rare as it might be [for AFOtober] 

Tensei’s Meal - Gen, 1K. In the aftermath of his older brother getting hospitalized by the hero killer, Iida has to be reminded to eat [for @dadzawa-week-2020] 

The Aftermath - EraserMight, 1K. After Nighteye dies, Yagi has some feelings he has to process [for @/erasermight-week] 

The Business Card - ShinMono, 1K. In this College AU, Shinsou is just trying to ignore the noises of other people in the dorms and runs into someone quite eccentric [for @shinmonoweek] 

The Car Ride - Gen, 1K. Shinsou getting out of therapy and being absolutely exhausted [for @/dekusquadweek] 

The Last Halloween - Gen, 3K. A surprisingly soft DFO story from when Midoriya was little [for @/tunafishprincess’ Dad For One Halloween event] 

The Little Matryoshka Doll - Gen, 1K. From a time when they were younger, a small Yaoyorozu looks for her little friend at an adult party, not knowing that something’s happened to him [for @/todomomoweek2020] 

The Nightly Watch - Gen, 1K. Eri has had some nightmares so Aizawa is staying with her for a bit [for @/dadzawa-week-2020] 

The Pause Button - EraserMic, 1K. Yamada gets injured while working and can’t talk for a few days 

The Waiting Room - [FAN FAVORITE] Gen, 2K. When Yagi ends up in the hospital and Midoriya goes to see him, he runs into Tsukauchi in the hospital [for @/tunafishprincess’ Dads for Deku event] 

They Were Roommates - ShinCahko, 9K, ongoing. Shinsou and Uraraka ended up becoming roommates because of the cheap rent and it has some unforeseen consequences [for @shinchakoweek] 

Things Will Get Better - ShinDeku, 1K. Midoriya loses something vital to him and Shinsou is there to help him [for @/shindekumonth] 

Three Little Rings - EraserCloudMic, 5.5K. Shirakumo wants to propose to his partners but he doesn’t know how it would work for them [for CloudEraserMic Week on Twitter] 

Through the Haze - EraserMight/EraserCloud, 1K. Aizawa starts seeing things when he gets too sick and Yagi doesn’t have the heart to correct him [for @/whumptober2020] 

Under the Maples - Gen, 1K. Shinsou was just planning on going for a bike ride, not running into weird hero course kids [for @/shinmonoweek] 

Under the Same Roof - Gen, 1K. Once upon a time, the original OFA user and his brother lived in the same house and things were very tense [for AFOtober on Twitter] 

Waiting to Say Hello - Gen, 1K. In an alternative universe where Hawks has anxiety, his meeting with the number one hero goes a little differently [for @/hawksweek2020] 

Winning the Bet - [FAN FAVORITE] Gen, 2K. When Yamada is forced to make a bet about who he thinks will break first during finals week, he doesn’t admit that he’s actually won [for @/tunafishprincess’ Dads for Deku Week event] 

Visiting Hours - Gen, 1K. Villain Todoroki finds himself going to see an old friend of his during a snowstorm [for @/todomomoweek2020] 

Walking Back - EraserMight, 1.5K. When Yagi thinks that Aizawa looks too tired to get back to the dorms on his own, he does his best to help him. It ends with a bit of a shock [for OTPtober] 

Warranted Interruptions - Gen, 1K. Monoma and Aizawa don’t interact often, which is fine with the both of them - but that doesn’t mean that Aizawa can ignore when someone is hurting [for @/dadzawa-week-2020] 

Winter Home - TodoMomo, 1K. Todoroki ends up going with Yaoyorozu on a family vacation and feels welcomed [for @/todomomoweek2020] 

I hope you guys like them, and thanks for taking the time to read all the way down here, if you did. This took most of the night, ha. If you read any of them, I’d love like... a kudos. Statistics bring me down, you, so keeping the 1 : 10 ratio for more of these fics would be awesome 

New Year’s Resolution  : Write more Quality, not Quantity. More DadMight, maybe post some of my other longer stories. Don’t make every request something to post. 

[snowshinefivez5]

Art vs. Artist 2021

There was definitely some dev. in my style this year. Unfortunately I have settled back due to uni and providing more content for Shitpost Saturdays to get you guys to laugh ^^. I don't regret it though, I especially enjoyed the various collabs I had done with so many talented artists that I have met along the way. In fact I enjoyed it so much that I had to include a separate one for all the lovely collabs I had a chance to do with various artists.

Overall, thank you all so much for your constant support on my works. I look forward to what this next year has in stall. Especially looking forward to future collabs cuz. . .Goodness I enjoy them so much >//< <3.

@kunshi-junzi @yaelnovaak @uselessgoldenoreos @theoutspokenrodent @creepichan

[megglepie]

Oooh I've got a headcannon! Sometimes when it's too sunny outside, Shouta goes into a sneeze fit because of his photosensitivity, and Hizashi and Eric have made it into a game to count how many he gets out before they reach the car.

PFFFT this is so cute and funny!!! poor shouta can’t even protest their little teasing game because he’s too busy having a sneezing fit. thank you for sending this ❤️❤️❤️❤️ i appreciate it a bunch!!!

[aizawasgay]

@red-r0ver @ghostcrows @theoutspokenrodent

💙💗🤍💗💙!!!!

im one week away from top surgery holy fuck

[shotas-shawty]

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shirakumo Oboro Additional Tags: Getting Together, Friends to Lovers, First Kiss, Love Confessions Summary: Hizashi is a walking billboard for gay panic that only Shota can’t read, Oboro helps Hizashi plan his big confession, and mother nature believes in the power of love.
I posted this once before after a prompt from @theoutspokenrodent but it has been edited and expanded slightly to include even more fluff!

[sketchartist444]

Oooh 21, 30, and 57? (Also, ♥️❤️💕♥️❤️💕✨♥️💕❤️✨~hope you're doin alright!)

21, sneakers or sandals?

Sneakers, much for the same reason I always wear socks, I don’t like my feet

30, favorite candle scent?

Oh god this— haha, I don’t really light candles, but my favorite scent in general is the smell of fresh rain or early morning dew in spring or fall

57, do you take the shampoo/conditioner bottles from hotels?

Nope can’t say I do. Then again I don’t stay in many hotels. Unless you would consider using them all bc my hair is pretty thick haha

And I’m having a relatively okay right now! (Atleast compared to the last couple days) how bout yourself?

[soren-bleu-kun]

Another day, another OTPtober fic. This time we have a fic based off of a piece of art! This is @theoutspokenrodent‘s wonderful art right here! 

In the Teacher’s Lounge 

[megglepie]

probably not

Contemplating whether or not to eat egg. Is...round.... But is it....friend..?

depends, is it full of bird or yolk?

bird = friend

yolk = food

[megglepie]

@sonders-little-bookshelf it’s called candling?? that’s so precious

Contemplating whether or not to eat egg. Is...round.... But is it....friend..?

depends, is it full of bird or yolk?

bird = friend

yolk = food