#theolog

[heresylog]

I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

[flagellant]

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

[werewolfetone]

Can I also post a meme that would have done numbers on tumblr in 1720

[ominouspositivity-or-else]

*The Eucharist is the body of Christ under the appearances of bread and wine.

**God is bound to these sacraments, meaning he always gives grace through them when they are done, but he is not bound by these sacraments, meaning that God can do literally whatever he wants and can of course go around them and provide grace in other ways.

***7 sacraments, listed: Baptism, Confirmation, Holy Eucharist, Confession, Anointing of the Sick, Holy Orders, and Matrimony.

Feel free to add nuance in the tags or talk about why you find the teachings strange! Let me know if there's anything utterly baffling that I didn't include!!!

Also please remember to be respectful!!! Not everyone knows theology like you might!!!

[loveeyeslester]

I think they should keep this cake trend going, twink death, twink rebirth, twink ascension, twink godhood, twink rapture, twink end times

[maverickflare]

[image description; a digital drawing of drift and rodimus. drift kneels before rodimus, looking up to him and reaching one hand up in reverence. rodimus stands with his body facing away from drift and holds the matrix of leadership up with his far hand. his eyes are closed and his expression is somber. both drift and rodimus have golden halos. there are several streams of white and blue light coming from the matrix which frame their bodies. in the middlemost light beam there are scattered stars. they are posed before an enclosed circle composed of red, silver, and golden rings. one ring has an engraving, written in cybertronian, reading; “he broke open his body to give shape to the lives within - many from one - so that cybertron and its people would survive and thrive.” outside of the enclosed circle in the top left corner is a shattered sword with a silver halo. in the top right corner is a full sword with a silver halo. the background is dark purple with a lighter purple etched pattern. end description.]

noli me tangere

[lemonduckisnowawake]

You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...

Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me

Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes

[gacougnol]

Andreas Theologitis

[gamora-borealis]

thinking about the ranch metaphor again. it's almost as if god (famously not omnipotent since shit is still fucked) was like. there's a lot of shit I can't fix but at the very least I can try to draw these lonely, chronically online goofy gay boys to each other so that their love and joy becomes an ever growing beacon of light entertainment for all the other chronically online geeks and gays who might need that positivity in their lives.

[asurrogateblog]

paul accidentally putting a reference to cruising in a song about male models is clear proof yet again that he is the punchline in some elaborate cosmic joke

[not-so-superheroine]

Jesus is my older brother, not my dad.

other christians don't seem to feel the same?

am i missing something where he insists on such a thing except perhaps with actual little children?

[jinnies-lamps]

is there a reason for my existence?

[gg-is-a-loser]

based on a discussion in a discord server @authorofemotion @the-lonelyshepherd @lesbianjackies

[shaftking]

I don’t usually have strong averse reactions to art but seeing a painting of the holy family with baby Jesus wearing a keffiyeh and titled “Palestinian family” sure does leave a bad taste in the mouth. It’s really just the constant erasure of Jewish identity and people. Jesus of Nazareth was Jewish, as were Joseph and the Virgin Mary. And once again the appropriation of the literal Christ of Christianity as a Palestinian muslim is insane.

[arrayed-in-purple]

𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲𝐫𝐬 (𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟖)

𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫: 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐢𝐞𝐫

(OC)

[fictionadventurer]

This world is our ship and not our home, but also sailing ships are the setting for the ultimate coolest stories, so maybe enjoy the adventure while we're here.