#theo rotxinxpieces

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Theo | Texts

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Zelios: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Nikias: What if it bites me and it dies?

Cain: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Nikias, learn to pay attention.

Theo: What if it bites itself and I die?

Akin: It’s voodoo.

Nikias: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Zelios: That’s correlation, not causation.

Theo: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Akin: That’s kinky.

[rottymemes]

[xiaoyugaara]

UC: Hades Bunch Dog Version by xiaoyugaara

I was browsing dog videos on yt and stumbled upon this video where a vicious chihuahua was 'attacking' a pitbull--it reminds me of Blaine and Cerberus LMAO so i thought about doing a dog version of the fam. The kids should be like half doberman but i just went on different breeds on what i think suits each one. Also thought about other characters like:Lucy could be a golden retriever, Blaine definitely a chihuahua, Xiphrus a rottweiler <3 etc.. And i'm a dog lover/owner, doing this was enjoyable and something new.

[officialrottyarmy]

Q&A With Rotxinxpieces

Note : I asked this question a month ago. But I accidentally open my suppose to be deleted Facebook account that I use last year and I digged on my PM with Rotty regarding the Hades and Lucifer's family about the food they dislike the most...

( This is a copy paste of our conversation btw )

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Q : Hey Rotty!So I'm wondering this question. You answer a question on your message board that does Cerberus eat a chocolate and you answer Cerberus don't like Taco Bells and Burger King ( Which offend me lol but I'm aware about people with lactose intolerance ) And also in Akin's book he mentioned that Hannibal doesn't like coconut. So if they have favorite food what does the Hades' sons and Lucifer children food they don't like

Rotty : Haha, well... I'd say starting with Akin, he isn't a big fan of spicy foods, so a lot of Indian dishes are difficult for him to eat. He likes them, but he just can't handle the spiciness. he has a delicate stomach. As for Jaques, he isn't a sweet fan. Candies aren't his favorite, but he will accept dark chocolate since it's bitter. Thorn likes basically everything, but he doesn't like a lot of pickled foods, so like pickled pigs feet or pickled eggs. The vinegar is too much for him sometimes. Bali hates breakfast foods in general. She doesn't like the combination of like eggs, cheese, potatoes, bacon, etc. She'll eat them on their own, but not together. Wednesday doesn't like eggs. The consistencies bother her. Raven may like Japanese food, but he doesn't like squid or octopus. The tentacles wig him out. Even if he ate it with his eyes closed, he'd probably vomit lol Alaric will literally eat anything. He's willing to try anything once, and he usually ends up liking it.

Charon doesn't like a lot of Italian dishes. The marinara sauce can be too acidic for him. Zelios doesn't like American food. The greasy large portions tend to turn him off. He's more into delicate foods. So, he won't eat burgers or hot dogs or pizzas. Cerberus will eat anything, but of course Taco Bell, Burger King, and chocolate. He also has a surprisingly delicate stomach, but some things he does love to eat, will still make his stomach hurt, but he does it anyway because he's the genius of the family lmfao Ah, let's see, then there would be Cain, who hates venison. It's too gamey for him and he won't eat it (this also goes for lamb). Abel isn't a fan of seeds, so like chia seeds, or pumpkin seeds or sesame seeds. They get caught in his fangs a lot and it's irritating to get out. Theo is super picky, surprisingly. He'll only eat certain foods when he's in the mood to eat them. Sometimes he'll say he hates cheeseburgers, but then he'll turn around and eat one a couple days later cuz now he's in the mood for them. So he's just a super picky eater based on how he feels. Malachi doesn't really have a favorite food or a food he dislikes. He's sort of like Theo; he'll eat what he's in the mood to eat. He does love oysters and most seafood. Ambrosius likes fruit, but if there's one he won't touch, it's tomatoes. He's not huge on them. Like, he'll eat them, but they're not his favorite. He'll tolerate them to avoid looking like a child lol Nikias likes candy, but he doesn't like chocolate.... unless it's on Demetrius.

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[Advertising/unpaid] A #UC #fanart 😍 It was actually pretty nice to #draw something from my #favourite #bookseries again. This cutie here is Adonis. In the Books he is the new Bae from Theo ❤ And I think Hades kinda tolerate that 😂 normally he hates every Partner from his son's 😂❤ . . . #drawing #art #artwork #anime #manga #illustration #copic #copicartwork #copics #copicmarker #copicsketch #polychromo #polychromos #underworldcronicles #underworldcronicle #hades #underworld #greek #greekunderworld #gods #rotxinxpieces #bishonen #boy #cutie #cute https://www.instagram.com/p/BsWFVwAAxGO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11mo5t9o0niiq

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Fuck you in the ear with a carrot, Cain.

Theo, Lords Of The Underworld

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Theo || God of Tricks and Children

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Please. Please, don't make me go back. Please hold me. Please.

Theo, Empty Pleasures

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I'm sorry, dad, I'm so sorry I left, I'm so sorry about what I said. I don't know what to do anymore and I don't want you to hate me because of the beast, or because I'm stupid, please don't hate me

Theo, Empty Pleasures

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Lucifer: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the thing you’d lost over the years

Abel: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Hades: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!

Cain: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Theo: Mental stability, my old friend!

Lucifer: …could you guys lighten up a little?

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Theo: *phone starts ringing*

Cain: *looks at who's calling*

Cain *grimaces*: you still call our dad 'daddy'?

Theo: *answers the call and makes direct eye contact with Cain*

Theo: Hello, Adonis.

Cain: *chokes on drink*

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Hades: Since we're going to Alaska for a while, i’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.

Hades, picking one piece of paper out of the bowl: For instance, “Theo, stop doing that” just applies to everything.

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Abel: *Sees Theo and Adonis holding hands* So, who finally confessed?

Theo: *Smiling* I did. And I made sure it was short, sweet, and perfect.

Adonis: … You shouted “Listen here you little shit I have feelings for you and it’s about time you acknowledged them” From the roof.

Theo: It worked though.

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Abel: What’s this?

Theo: It’s my to-do list.

Abel: Oh? That’s great. I’m so glad that you’re starting to be more organiz-

Abel: This just says “Adonis”.

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At the twins' birthday

Nikias: Guys, focus, what does Cain like?

Ambrosius: I don’t know, gay things, right? What’s the gayest thing you can think of?

Theo: Ha. He’s dating it.