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i’ve found a tiny sliver of sympathy for book Alicent. imagine that every societal norm, every tradition, and every custom tells you that sons inherit before daughters. now, imagine that you are marrying the king, and your scheming father is happier than ever because the kings only child is a girl. if you have a son, he will be named heir, and your blood will sit the throne. this is as good as it gets. this is the highest position a woman in your society can reach. you played the game and won! your stepdaughter isn’t terrible either, and you two get along. everything is going so well. shortly after your marriage, you get with child and deliver a boy. perfect! you’ve done everything right; now it’s time for the reward. but then something terrible happens—something that sends your world crashing down around you: your husband refuses to name your boy heir. you are horrified, embarrassed, and angry. every societal norm, custom, and tradition tells you that your sons birthright is being stolen from him—from you. you’ve worked so hard, and this is what you get for it? it’s not fair. it’s maddening. you try to broach the topic many times, but your husband considers the matter of succession settled, and your father is eventually fired for pestering him to name your son as heir. you cannot believe this is happening. you are humiliated. a girl inheriting the highest position in the country? over your son? preposterous! she’s a thief! everything is ruined, and it’s all that damn whore’s fault!! said “whore” is a twelve year old girl btw
#and then you make sure your children know that their birthrights were stolen from them#you continue to bully a girl half your age#you continue this for years#the tension could be cut with a knife#then your husband dies#finally.#you and the political party you created usurp the throne#you’re just taking back what was stolen from you#then a war begins#and it ends after all your children have died and you are all alone#you are miserable and spend your last days in misery despising the green color of your political party#you despise yourself#you die that way#boohoo#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#fire and blood#the dance of the dragons#book alicent hightower is better#alicent hightower#otto hightower#viserys targaryen#house targaryen#rhaenyra targeryan#she was done so dirty#pro rhaenyra targaryen#to be clear this is about the book#and no i do not think alicent was in the right at all i just feel a bit of sympathy for her#and no the war isn’t only alicent’s fault#the greens
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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here#1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl#4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there#because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110#6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean#yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest#and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo
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the old guard (2020)
#the old guard#tog#togedit#yusuf al kaysani#nicolo di genova#joe x nicky#joenicky#immortal husbands#marwan kenzari#luca marinelli#filmedit#my edits#let them out of your basement netflix#let them outtttt
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S02E04 The Hitchhicker
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#1941#michael sheen#david tennant#aziraphale#crowley#good omens 2 spoilers#gomens#gos2 spoilers#go2 spoilers#WHEN I SAW THAT TWEET#I LITERALLY DIED#THIS IS SO FUNNY#CROWLEY YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE SERVED ON A SILVER PLATTER#michael you really are a menace#michael just decided to let us know that aziraphale FUCKS#crowley you idiot#you have no idea#forgive that ? box btw my phone is terrible#mine
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Once he gets a taste you know how it is...
#you all wanted Aziraphale to climb him like a tree and I've heard your prayers loud and clear u-u#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#aziraphale x crowley#il lenzuolino trinato di Aziraphale è tutto <3#accessori da nonna#Porchetta time!! (ormai l'ox ribs saranno sempre porchetta per noi ahahah)#if you are wondering where is Crowley's shirt the answer is he's a s1ut your honor i don't make the rules#porchetta time#good omens comic
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old Obi-Wan is so funny to me because his sass and overall bitchiness is like the last thing he's got and I'm so proud it survived the great depression of his 40s.
#morgs rambles#star wars#obi wan kenobi#this post was originally about how sass and bitchiness are whats left of his charisma pts#and i was going to list all the docks to his stats#which i mean ill put them here because its funny#also eating warm uncooked broccoli as i type this#achievement unlocked! abandonment issues and lack of self worth#achievement unlocked! dead master/parental figure#achievement unlocked! war general ios version 2#achievement unlocked! your child hates you#achievement unlocked! first girlfriend/ first love dead#achievement unlocked! younger sister/ daughter firgure leaves (youll never learn her fate)#achievement unlocked! weird grandfather dead (killed by your child/little brother)#achievement unlocked! complete extended family killed#achievement unlocked! two murder attempts via husband and child#achievement unlocked! friend dies in childbirth#achievement unlocked! small child#achievement unlocked! entire allit persumed dead or hostile#achievement unlocked! friend and friend's planet explodes#achievement unlocked! ghost#anakin skywalker#codywan#ahsoka tano#commander cody#sw rots#rots#sw tcw#twc#new hope
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Maybe Jane Austen's real genius was that, unlike other authors at the time, she didn't have long sections where characters share their backstory. Or rather, when she did it, she set it up like a mystery so we'd want to know the backstory.
Instead of having a character be like, "Here's three chapters about my life," soon after showing up in the novel, she'd sprinkle little clues through the story that make us wonder, "What's Colonel Brandon's deal?" and then closer to the end of the story, Colonel Brandon would tell us what his deal was. We'd wonder "Why does Mr. Darcy do all those horrible things?" and then he'd give an explanation that includes a lot of backstory.
And these infodumps always come in response to significant moments of the story. She'd engage our minds and our emotions and then give us the infodump at a point when we care about the information it contains. Compared to some other authors (even some that came long after) it seems like a significant innovation.
#jane austen#books#random thought of the day#anyway 'helen' had two solid chapters of a secondary character sharing her backstory#at a point where i'm like 'i literally did not need to know that you had your heart broken as a teenager'#'and struggled with temptations toward political corruption with your second husband'#nothing about the story had made me even slightly curious about her backstory#it's fine for what it is but wow was it unnecessary and wow did it grind the story to a halt#and this was published decades after austen died!#(although it continued to be a problem long after)#(my other major example of a bad infodump)#(was conan doyle having a character show up and give the resolution to the mystery)#(as a novella-length infodump about his entire life)
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nicely tousled
#the old guard#joe x nicky#yusuf al kaysani#nicolo di genova#tog fanart#luca marinelli#marwan kenzari#immortal husbands#as much as i like watching you sleep im glad youre awake
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out of curiosity, did Ludovica and Vasco ended up having children? I know they probably wouldn't like the thought of it much, but I bet their parents would have at least ask again and again about when they're having kids.
They most likely ended up having offspring, initially to give in to their parents' relentless pressuring, but later found out they're both good with children. Right now I'm thinking they had twins, a girl and a boy, and both survived into adulthood.
#answered#anonymous#Vaschete lore#Vasco would've been a grandpa by the time he dies of old age#chances are it would've been seen as suspicious/scandalous if they remained childless#divorces weren't a thing at the time but#historically infertility (which was always attributed to the woman) would've been legal grounds for annulment of marriage#if you couldn't produce an heir in many cases your husband was entitled to return&refund#obviously Vasco wouldn't do that but his parents still had a lot of power over him and they might've tried to make that decision for him#if they wanted to stay together and keep up their lavender marriage arrangement#having children was safer than deciding not to#and in the end it worked in their favor because they turned out to be great parents#despite being more like close friends than a husband and wife
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When news reached Lady Dayne in Dorne about Valarr Targaryen's death, she did not weep. Instead, simply drew in a deep breath, speaking plainly:
"Please bring me a parchment and some ink. I must write to Lady Myrielle."
#oc#oc art#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#asoiaf oc#myrielle as in åse's myrielle hi åse#sometimes your husband dies and the first thing you have to do is write your gay situationship#ex gay situationship
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Because my name is close to Coraline, I decided to do a Coraline doll picrew bc why not :D (the picrew) The challenge is to make yourself as a Coraline doll bc why not 👍
ikr I'm so good. NO PRESSURE TAGS BELOW THE CUT ⬇⬇⬇
YOU CAN DO IT EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT TAGGED OFC!!! ♡
@karmaajr @rot-decay-erosion @ineffably-fucked @biscu1ts @ruby-tuby
@th3-r4t-48 @randomfandom-random-stuff @im-a-simp898
@rinka-dr @somerandomqueerbitch @ohquail @overqchiever @l0ser-nicolaz
@loganfields @lee1504 @lluvrs @niredsw @galezellybelly
@iforg @whitchyy2 @whatsuplin + open tags! :D
#sorry if I missed your tag lmao#picrew#picrew tag game#open tags#picrew chain#Coraline doll picrew#coraline#wybie used to be my husband but he died btw#don't quote me on that :D
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di feisheng, in drag and a veil for some dumbfuck li lianhua scheme to infiltrate a local mansion: [whispering] just ask for a fucking room
fang duobing, so hard he can barely see straight trying to speak to the guards at the gate: my wi---my wi---wife---my wi----wife, my wife,
#walk with me here hi femme di feisheng railing fang duobing in a silk gown#fang duobing: im the husband so i get to top#di feisheng: i'm going to get lipstick on your cock and then bend you over kid#things i make for myself#mlc fic
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do you ever think about how in the literal very first scene with Rebecca, we learn that Unit Bravo had no idea she even had a kid
she chose UB and The Agency over the detective so consistently, so frequently, that her team didn't even consider that she had some kind of life outside of them, with someone waiting for her at home
#twc#Rebecca I am obsessed with your brain#like N and F especially are so moved by the ideas of family and normalcy and having a home to return to#i just want UB to really sit with the idea of what the detective missed bc their mom chose to be their handler#twc rebecca#the wayhaven chronicles#wayhaven#Rebecca's grief and fear and sense of duty melding into one giant nightmare creature of work-life imbalance#I've been contemplating what a rebecca & mc relationship would look like if rook hadn't died#much to consider#the rebecca lore is making me insane the more i think about it#like if anyone was going to have any inkling of Rebecca's personal life it'd be UB and theyre like 'child?? dead husband??'#she trusted agency sitters enough to watch the detective but never let even hinted her own team that she had a kid !!!#idk im rambling now
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there’s this one tidbit they keep throwing around in the proving where they keep saying that trian used to call piotin “the horns of my army”. but in that proving he’s fighting for bhelen out of house loyalty still. can’t even imagine what’s going on in the background of all that
#doing the provings as aeducan is crazyyyy#i love that one quest where u have to find some love letters and they’re from like your second cousin revelka#i love you second cousin revelka only mentioned by name. i hope your husband died in the deep roads and you married your man someday
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Im dead, yo many pics and videos of Luca today 😍😍😍
#the old guard#luca marinelli#tog#nicolo di genova#immortal husbands#2 old 2 guard#i miss him#i love him your honor#i love his voice#and his face#tog cast
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1967 still makes me want to scream and cry
like what do you mean
they are so soft and scared for each other just-
what the fuck - why are they like this
#but I can’t have you risking your li-#*screams*#after everything you sa-#*cries*#I can give you a lift? anywh-#*dies*#you go to fast for m-#*obliterated*#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses
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