#then the untold

[knightcallie]

Baldur's Bounties: Ah, the Ex-Husband

Holy shit, friend spotted! Weichei couldn't believe someone he recognized was here! They always had a funny bit whenever in relatively unknown company. And this was no exception

The pure excitement that bubbled in his chest threatened to show on his face. He had to redirect it, and it came rather easy funnily enough. When those glassy eyes met his periwinkle ones, that mischievous grin had him turning away with a curse. Somehow he managed to not have his lips look like they were forcing down a smile. 

Shadowheart’s face pinched suspiciously at his reaction, tilting her head curiously. “Is something wrong Weichei?”

He made a show of ‘sneakily’ looking over where Dame was, who was discussing some of the produce with the seller. “Don’t look,” he whispered, making a frog face. “But somehow my ex is here.”

“Your ex? Why, little mouse!” Astarion drew close, a hand on his farthest shoulder. “I didn’t take you for a heartbreaker.”

He pulled a face, sucking in a breath. “Well, I’d really rather not do that.” A rather heaping handful of cherries are stuffed into the basket. No, he does not have a cherry problem, no siree. “But uh.” His eyes glanced away before saying, “Divorce is always messy some way or another.”

Karlach forcefully exhaled. “Mate, how many spouses do you have?” It’s a marvel really, but then again, there was something magnetic about this bounty hunter. “Are there even more we should be worried about?” 

Gale then piped, “Is this an ex you pissed off? Because I would not want to be here if it becomes messy.” He should know, being Mystra’s ex was… an entire thing.

The drow tried to wave it off like it was nothing, blowing a brief raspberry. “No, no—” A pause, pursing his lips as he ducked his head. “Maybe? I hope to gods I didn’t,” he murmured, curving a finger over his lips. “We, tried to part on amicable terms.”

Astarion scoffed. “I didn’t stand over divorce trials back when I was a magistrate, but even I know it’s not entirely possible to part purely on amicable terms darling.”

Wyll had picked out a few apples when he whispered, “Well act like it, because they’re coming over.”

He did his best to empty his mind, let his face fall as he said, “What.” He knew really, the fae had a certain presence to them. He could feel that overly confident, somewhat snide aura drip over; and he’s desperately trying not to break character early. He shoved the basket towards the Blade, hurriedly telling him to go and pay.

“Oh this is going to be fun~,” the pale elf grinned as he slid next to Shadowheart.

Lae’zel chk’s, folding her arms. “Or bloody, do not let your ex-mate dominate you,” she noted.

He lets his ears raise in alarm when that baritonish tenor dripped his name. “Why Cheri~” It reminded him of Temerity, when he was up to no good. (Sometimes he wished he still had his spray bottle.) He turned a tad too quick, eyes slightly wide. 

Dirty blonde hair loosely waved around their face, brows beautifully arching above those glassy eyes. The eyeliner was decidedly graphic and bright indigo to give an illusion of steel blue in those irises. The mustache was still well-trimmed, an illusion of nobility or a guard. Sharply coquettish, he continued, “Didn’t think I would be seeing you around here.”

Gale swore under his breath. “Fae!? He divorced a fae!?” he whisper-yelled, appalled. Who was dumb enough to divorce one of the fair folk!? 

Lae’zel scowled. “I do not like this man one bit.” The vibes were feeling rather rancid. “Perhaps it would be easier to rid of him.” Her hand twitched towards her sword. Surely a fae was no match against a githyanki blade.

Dame reached for him, sidling up close. It read all flirty as he squeezed a shoulder. “It was getting rather drab in Vetle mauschen,” he drawled, scoffing at the end. “Usually you’re there to warm me up, but y'know.” Those glassy eyes scanned him up and down, a personal telepathic connection wriggling in their brains. He hoped the Emperor was somehow blocked, maybe he could brainstorm solutions with his old colleague without being found out. “But how’d you end up here? Needed some space from the big ol’ oak tree?” they teased, grin widening.

Weichei must’ve looked uncomfortable with the way he was trying to not laugh, because something prickled in the air. Karlach pushed Dame off, a displeased look on her face. “Hey man, hands off,” she glowered, taking his right side.

Astarion took the left, brandishing a dagger. “And keep your distance, why don’t you. We wouldn’t want to lose any fingers now do we?”

Somehow Dame was really selling it, looking all offended that they wouldn’t let him torment the drow further. But it was too hard to keep up the performance at this point, so Weichei just broke. Laughter blurted out of him, catching himself on his knees. “Oh GODS, I’m sorry Dame. Couldn’t hold it,” he wheezed in between.

His companions were flabbergastedly confused as the fae’s entire demeanor changed. Friendlier posture, he laughed along with Weichei, drawing him into a hug. He hasn’t been crushed in a hug in a while, his arms scooping around those unseen wings. “It’s fine, it’s fine! Lasted longer than I thought!” they smiled, waving them side to side. “Fuck, it’s good to see you.”

After some explaining, he rightfully earned a punch to the arm for that from an unimpressed Shadowheart. “Really Weichei? We were considering adding him to the pile of corpses.”

He rubbed his sore upper arm, smiling sheepishly. “Sorry, sorry, we couldn’t help.” Dame was leaning against his back, snickering. “Kinda a whole thing.”

“We love accidentally marrying your coworker and being stuck for a year until you get a cryptic message from the lawyer that the divorce was done,” the fae grinned, raking a hand through the drow’s locs. 

[dashboarddiaries]

GUESS WHAT?

it's the 10 YEAR anniversary of the most amazing event EVER! *explodes like a confetti cannon*

that's right, tumbeasts, Dashcon happened TEN YEARS ago!!!!!

if you're new here and don't know what that is, LET ME LEARN YOU A THING:

Dashcon was an event just for US. for the freaks, the weirdos, the fangirls. it had cosplayers and fanfic writers and a BALLPIT. And--

[a comical *thunk* as lauren hits her imposter over the head with a shovel]

jesus, guys, sorry about that. something went wrong with my hybrid cloning/time machine.

ANYWAY. Dashcon happened 10 years ago this weekend and @overchers and I have episodes for this very occasion!

we talked to two brave Tumblr employees who were there:

and who also had amazing pictures to share, that we posted on the internet for the very first time!

and THEN we talked to Lochlan, the Tumblr user who started it all:

(transcripts for those episodes here and here)

so we've got dashcon coverage from both sides! get the inside scoop and relive the glory days.

[sonic-adventure-3]

sliver or something

[karlenthusiast]

I know I’m a little late to the party here but I redrew that one meme that’s been going around with my favorite father/son duo (original image under cut)

[xo-iceprince-xo]

[definetelynotavampire]

The cactus did not survive, they never got the cat... Fukuzawa hits this the hardest, Ranpo kinda likes cacti now :D

[nights-at-crystarium]

Paprika doesn't appear in the comic for a long while, but now you know the real wol :>

[summerstarxzx]

this genre of park sunghoon 🤍

[a-library-ghost]

this scene gave me so much mental illness I can’t even explain what this did to me

[enhypendata]

[SUNGHOON] ROMANCE : UNTOLD -daydream- (BLUE NOON Ver.) Concept Photo

[strrykais]

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ love (untold)

as complete total opposites you and hyunjin have been friends for as long as you both can remember. he has always been by your side whenever you called, he just wishes you would call to tell him you love him.

pairing: nerd!hyunjin x fem!reader

genres: social media au (smau), written, childhood friends to lovers, fluff, unrequited love, senior year (college), jealous bff (both ways) more to be added

extra: they have been friends for 14 years, hyunjin fell first and harder, hyunjin super geek, yn very popular, both are very touchy to each other, yn terrible taste in guys..

playlist: you are in love - taylor swift | fallingforyou - the 1975 | the only exception- paramore | sweet - cigarettes after sex | sorry, i love you - stray kids | love untold-hyunjin | miss you - hyunjin | there - stray kids |

authors note: hey… THIS WILL BE A SHORT ONE (i hope)

status: finished

taglist: closed

1- shit bag to go

2- what moms are hot??

3- cliterferencing right now

4- enemies to lovers trope

5- teach me how to kiss

6- you fucked hyunjin??

7- i want him inside me

8- live tweeting before sex

- extras

hyunjins first time

[road-kill-eater]

[dearlexies]

ENGENES jay is in the hospital AGAIN and will not participate in the Japan tour, and the boys are visibly tired and showing signs of colds according to Sunghoon, colds spread easily between them then quickly everyone will be sick!!! we can't let Enhypen have another comeback, as fans we will do everything we can to prevent this from happening, So today don't comment anything other than requests for Enhypen to rest and for Belift to reschedule the comeback use the #LetEnhypenRest, go to ALL social media and spread the message:

— @BELIFTLAB

How long do you intend to see your artists presenting health and physical problems without giving them a break? This routine of flights, commitments and shows NEEDS appropriate breaks. They are your artists, where is the care? This is inhumanane.

#LetEnhypenRest

@HYBEOFFICIALtwt @BELIFTLAB

We see the excessive overwork & exploitation of ENHYPEN. Their health & well-being are being sacrificed for your benefit, and we won’t stand for it. It’s time to end these inhumane working schedules and give them the rest they need.

#LetEnhypenRest

[btsjk-biased]

But I still want you

[ video source cr. namuspromised ]

[hl-obsessed]

HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS WINGS?! 🦋

[xo-iceprince-xo]