#then ran down that hill

[colby-jac-cheese]

Me the second I get a proper knee brace to help with my hyperextended knee pain: I wanna run down The Hill (the single big ass hill that we have to walk to get from dining hall to dorm)

Friend: nooooo you'll fall and hurt yourself

Me with zoomies: but I wanna

Him: no.

Me the second I'm out the door: *breaks into a sprint*

Friends: there he goes! He's got the zoomies!

Me: *starts running down the hill* I CANT STOP

Friend from up the hill: YOU DONT SAY

[japeneselunchtimerush]

Akashi seijuro you will always be famous for this

[animezinglife]

Everyone: [hovering over Elain and Lucien like a bunch of Puritan parents chaperoning a junior high dance]

Lucien:

Elain:

Lucien, who just wanted a book to read trying to find the most respectful way possible to ask if he can have a cup of tea:

[mariocki]

Blood Beach (1980)

"You got any opinions on it?"

"None that I'd care to say out loud."

"You and me both."

[jelliegirl]

my first car was this awful bright red chevy cruz that had horrible mechanical problems and broke down constantly. her name was ladybug and i still miss her

[moonscape]

really do think it says a lot that my mutuals who haven't watched every episode of the pokemon anime are like yeah team rocket were great i loved them as a kid ^_^ meanwhile people like me emery and zactoshi who have seen every single episode have our fucking faces melting off because of team rocket overexposure

[wombywoo]

fire in the sky tonight  ☀

[halpyyy]

I went to an apple orchard today out in the boonies and wasn’t horrifically murdered!! My anxiety never thought this possible!!!

[elfgarlic]

between my autism, dyspraxia, and lack of glasses, i certainly am bumping comically into things and tripping on flat surfaces

[msommers]

ok work is done and i still think jorina dropping an entire confession on aleksi before the biggest fight they've ever been part of is good and funny bc she'd want to take it back immediately. right as the words were leaving her mouth. and i think it's fun when jorina's dying from being vulnerable

[daisychainsandbowties]

The horrors of when someone passes you while exercising, like no. 🤧

But then you remember you got to be good and pace yourself. 😭

I bike (can’t run on flat ground to save my life - during the zombie apocalypse I’ll be on my bike running away from zombies), but I get the same runners high, it’s just biker high and yeah it’s just something else.

Anyway, hope your run went well!

my run was really good 🥰 but 🫠 i was right it was so damn windy (i bike too so we can both appreciate the horrors of moving air) and we started at the bottom of a hill so the initial dash was even more stupid than usual. but i had my gay little playlist and i picked a person to shelter behind (running hack is other people can be windbreaks 😌😌)

i placed pretty much exactly in the middle overall but djdjdjdjdjd they have gendered categories 😈 so guess who placed first in the “other” gender category? 🥰🥰💪

[ratislatis]

"a tribe of cats" like warrior cats. its a mind palace series. they destroyed my 13-year-old warrior cats obsession

[astral-catastrophe]

shout out to my dad bc everything he gave me in the last months have been useless

[starsstillshine]

finally trying to finish mr. robot 8 (!!) years after starting it. my god, this show. can do a full episode of no dialogue and have me yelling at the screen in pure anxiety

[ladsofsorrow24]

i've reached the maria encounter scene, and i just realized how... in denial james sounds most of the time, especially when the person he's talking to reminds him that mary is dead

he's like "WAIT BUT I GOT THIS LETTER? :D so she must've been here?"

like... god the forced optimism in his voice is so painful to hear i have to stop myself from cringing every time he get defensive over the whole "mary is dead" thing...

[roylustang]

once again I continue to be the most powerful bitch I know