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Of Tears and Triumphs
Pairing: Rafe Cameron x Reader
Summarize: A quiet morning at the Cameron estate becomes a turning point as the reader grapples with anxiety and a relapse in her eating disorder journey . Rafe, noticing the distress, offers comfort and support, reminding her that nothing is ever lost.
Warning(s): Eating disorders (compulsive eating), body dysmorphia, anxiety, emotional distress (shame, guilt), mental health struggles (depression, self-image issues), substance abuse (reference to past drug use).
A/N: To anyone reading this who is struggling right now, I want you to know that you are not alone. It's okay to feel lost, to feel overwhelmed, and to not have everything figured out. Healing is a journey, and it doesnât happen overnight. Be kind to yourself, even when it feels impossible. You are so much more than your struggles.
Remember, reaching out for help is a sign of strength, not weakness. There are people â therapists, counselors, loved ones â who can support you through this. You don't have to face it alone, and you deserve to find the peace and healing thatâs waiting for you. Please, take the first step towards getting the help you deserve. You are worth it. đ
The sun had just begun to creep over the horizon, casting a gentle, golden glow over the Cameron estate. Everything was deceptively perfect: the ocean's rhythmic crashing in the distance, the birds that chirped from the tree canopies, and the soft rustle of leaves carried by the morning breeze. Yet beneath this serene surface, a storm brewed in your chest.
You sat on the edge of the bed, legs folded underneath you, the light duvet twisted in your restless fingers. Rafe's side of the bed was empty, the indentation of his head still fresh on the pillow. He'd gone out for an early surf with Kelce and Topper, leaving you alone with your thoughts â a dangerous place to be.
The room felt stifling, the silence pressing into your ears like cotton. You glanced at the old Polaroid on the nightstand. In it, you and Rafe were beaming, arms slung around each other at some summer bonfire weeks before. Your hair was wild from the salt water, and his grin was as reckless as ever. It was weeks after your steady recover, before you tripped and the weight of guilt and shame began pressing down on you like lead.
Yesterday had started normally. Youâd woken up with the soft glow of the sun filtering through the curtains, feeling almost optimistic. It wasnât until you scrolled through Instagram that the first thread of anxiety wove itself around your chest. A picture from a girl you used to know, toned and confident in her bikini, had appeared at the top of your feed. The caption read âHard work pays off.â
Your thumb froze mid-scroll, your heartbeat pounding in your ears. Memories of skipped meals and endless calculations surfaced like unwelcome ghosts. A voice in your head, sharp and familiar, whispered, Why canât you be like that?
The feeling followed you through the day, clinging like a second skin as your whole algorithmic seemed to sense your mind and show you all the gorgeous and thin girls in your feed. By the time afternoon came, the anxiety had grown into a suffocating mass that sat heavy in your chest. You paced the kitchen, each footstep echoing in your head. The silence was unbearable, the ticking of the clock like a countdown to something inevitable. You knew you werenât going to settle down or forget until you did it.
The pantry door creaked as you opened it. Your fingers hovered over the neatly stacked items, trembling. Just a little, you told yourself, reaching for a handful of crackers. Just a few so I can cover this awful feeling â some good, old food comfort. But one taste turned into two, and soon, control slipped through your grasp like sand.
You moved on autopilot, the familiar numbness settling in as you grabbed chocolate bars, chips, anything you could find. Each bite was frantic, fueled by desperation and self-loathing. The last spoonful of ice cream melted on your tongue, its sweetness turning bitter as regret surged up, hot and suffocating.
When you came to, the evidence surrounded you: wrappers crumpled like discarded dreams, smudges of chocolate on your hands, the tub of ice cream half-melted on the counter. The kitchen, once a place of comfort, had become a cage, and you were the only prisoner.
Tears pricked at the corners of your eyes, and you sank to the floor, hugging your knees to your chest. The weight of shame pressed down, crushing and relentless.
This morning, the mirror was your jury, and it was merciless. You tugged at your shirt, the fabric clinging to your skin as if conspiring against you. Your eyes, usually bright with laughter, were rimmed with red, dull and haunted. The internal monologue was relentless:
Youâre weak. Youâve ruined everything. How could you let it happen again?
The silence in the house was shattered by the sound of the front door opening and closing. Rafe's voice echoed through the hallway, carefree and light. âBabe? You here?â
You didnât respond, the shame was too raw, too close. You pulled your knees tighter to your chest, staring blankly at the mirror as if it would offer some kind of reprieve.
Footsteps approached and then paused at the threshold. The room was drenched in the soft, fading sunlight, but it did nothing to lift the heavy atmosphere.
âHey.â Rafeâs voice softened when he saw you, the smile fading from his lips. Concern clouded his eyes as he took in your hunched form, your tear-streaked cheeks. He set down his phone without a word, crossing the room in three long strides.
âWhat happened?â he asked, voice low and gentle. He knelt beside you, resting a warm hand on your knee. The weight of his gaze was heavy but not suffocating, it was grounding.
âI messed up.â You whispered, voice breaking. âI messed up so bad.â
Rafeâs brows knitted, and he took a breath, steady and patient. âTalk to me, baby.â he coaxed. When you didnât reply, he shifted to sit beside you on the floor, pulling you closer.
âI ate. I ate everything yesterday. I couldnât stop.â you admitted, the words spilling out in a rush. Your voice trembled with the weight of confession. âAnd now I canât stand to look at myself or⌠or to look at food again.â
His jaw clenched, not out of anger but out of a protective frustration. âHey, heyâ he whispered, turning to face you fully. His hands found yours, fingers weaving together with tender insistence. âListen to me. You are not defined by one moment, alright? Not by yesterday, not by what happened.â
Tears welled up again, and you looked down, unable to meet his eyes. Rafe reached out, tilting your chin up so that you had no choice but to look at his blue eyes. âYou were there for me, remember?â he said, his voice thickening. âEvery time I messed up, every time I felt like I couldnât crawl out of that pit with coke. You pulled me through. Donât you dare think Iâm not going to do the same for you. For however long it takes.â
The room stilled, the truth of his words settling into the spaces between the pain and you couldnât help the sob that escaped your lips. You felt pathetic and mess, and yet Rafe was being understanding and loving â he was treating you like you should treat yourself.
He took your hand, placing a kiss to your palm as his eyes watched you tenderly. âWhy donât you take a nice bath?â he suggested, his voice gentle but firm. âItâll help you feel a little better.â
You blinked at him, the exhaustion and emotional weight making it difficult to argue. Reluctantly, you nodded, and with a small smile, Rafe guided you to the bathroom, making sure you were settled before stepping out quietly, having lighten up your favorite eucalyptus scented cantle on the way out.
As the warm water wrapped around you, easing the tension in your muscles, Rafe was already in the kitchen, brow furrowed as he watched a YouTube video on his phone, the volume low so you wouldnât hear. The video was one of those wholesome, comforting cooking channels, and he paid close attention, following each step precisely. He wanted this to be a surprise, a moment where he could make you feel seen and cared for like you had made him feel when he was struggling to keep clean.
Half an hour later, you slipped into one of Rafeâs sweaters, not wanting any fabric hugging your body. The scent of simmering herbs greeting you as you opened the bedroomâs door. Your curiosity piqued, and you made your way to the kitchen to find Rafe standing over the stove, a look of focused concentration on his face as he stirred a pot.
âRafe?â you called, the sound soft, hesitant.
He turned, a sheepish grin spreading across his face as he caught your surprised expression. âHey, I thought you could use something warm and comforting.â
âYou didnât have toââ you started, but he interrupted with a warm look.
âYes, I did,â he said firmly. âItâs just a light soup to warm your stomach and keep you up. Something gentle to help you feel a little more settled.â
A few minutes later, he ladled the soup into a bowl, sliding it in front of you with a spoon. âThis is going to be the best soup youâve ever had.â He promised with a wink.
âAnd if you canât eat much, thatâs okay but you just gotta try, alright.â He pulled a chair, his arm sneaking around your waist as he brought you to his lap. His hand on your hip brushing a soft pattern under the fabric.
âThank you.â you whispered, the tightness in your chest easing a little as you blinked a tear away.
Rafe pressed a kiss to the side of your head. âAlways,â he said, his voice unwavering. âAnd remember, weâre in this together. Every single step.â
The first bite was warm and soothing and you felt your cheeks burning as he guided the spoon to your lips but his gentle whispers distracting you from feeling ashamed. He watched, eyes hopeful and patient. âItâs⌠really good.â you said, a small, genuine smile breaking through.
âTold you.â he grinned proudly, his lips moving to the bare skin on your shoulder. âAnd if we have to go through this a hundred more times, we will. Weâre in this together, okay?â
You nodded, the knot in your chest loosening, replaced with something warm and steadfast. Hope didnât feel so far out of reach.
âTomorrow, weâre booking an appointment with the best therapist in Charleston. Weâll find someone who can help, okay? Someone who can give you the support you need.â
The sincerity in his voice brought fresh tears to your eyes. It felt like an embrace, even though he hadnât moved further.
âYou can do this, baby. Youâre my tough girl, remember?â He whispered, his hand running up and down in a soothing rhythm on your back as he pressed a kiss to your lips.
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Neuralink methods are unsafe at this stage given the animal deaths and shouldnât be greenlit for human clinical trials. Calling it eugenics because of that is a bit much though.
There are other research projects doing similar, but safer, methods to help paralyzed people though. I hope people try to get on these research lists and donât turn to musk out of desperation
It isnât really a reach to call a procedure with over 60% mortality rate being marketed as a miracle cure to the disabled an example of eugenics. Frankly, there is a stronger word Iâm tempted to use for it.
I donât believe Elon Musk is unaware of the dangers. I donât think any of the high profile scientists he hired are either.
At absolute best faith I can see Musk simply not caring about the risk and just using this as a desperate attempt at making back some money since he lost so much with twitter and SpaceX.
Thatâs giving him the most benefit of the doubt imaginable.
However, I would not call it overly cynical to suspect that this may be intentional. Is Musk really stupid enough to just think itâll be fine because heâs the main character? Yeah, thatâs plausible. Itâs not any less plausible to say thereâs an ulterior motive. Not when he rubs elbows with far-right figures often. Not when heâs a billionaire rich on his parentsâ bloodied slave money.
I donât trust a white man who grew up reaping the benefits of apartheid to be a friend to the disabled. I think the goal in this project has less to do with improving quality of life for the disabled and more for making the disabled less inconvenient to their abled caretakers. Itâs very much giving 21st century lobotomy.
#Neuralink#eugenics#there is a long history of far-right monsters luring specific demographics to their horrible deaths by promising improved QoL#just saying#I donât trust that at all#a brain implant attached to the temporal lobe is frightfully dangerous#and I donât only mean because of the incompetence of the butcher shop surgeons either#if you can control the chip and itâs connected to the internet#then other people can use that chip to control you#again assuming it ever worked
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2.1 Penacony Spoilers!
I know the scene after Ratio's "betrayal" can be read a lot of ways but I am shocked I haven't seen more people interpret it as Ratio being so worried about Aventurine that he couldn't stay away even though he was supposed to.
We know:
1) Ratio absolutely knew Aventurine's plan from start to finish, both his gamble to create "death" in the dream and with the three cornerstones. (Wish people would stop underselling Ratio in their analyses; "Three chips are enough" is a direct enough clue that, genius as he is, Ratio would never miss.)
2) In his own words, Ratio was acting according to Aventurine's instructions while in Dewlight Pavilion and with Sunday and felt that he did a good job not giving them away.
I think most people are on the same page up to there, but then I've seen a lot of people interpreting this scene after Aventurine leaves Sunday's mansion as Aventurine being genuinely angry at Ratio (possibly after having gaslit himself into thinking Ratio was actually betraying him).
But this doesn't make much sense to me because:
1) Ratio actually has nothing to gain by selling Aventurine out to Sunday. They're on the same side in this mission. Information about a Stelleron on Penacony wouldn't be news anyone with a brain like Ratio's and why would he need someone else's research on Stellerons when he already has ties to the Genius Society through Screwllum and Herta, as well as the Astral Express where the Trailblazer is actively housing a Stelleron?
2) One of Aventurine's most notable lines of dialogue is how it's perfectly fine and expected for "friends" to use each other and backstab. This is his default understanding of partners--why would he suddenly be mad about something he expected from the start?
3) If the betrayal wasn't already planned and was just a possibility based on Aventurine's understanding of Ratio, why would he ever have revealed there were "three chips" (aka three cornerstones) in play? If even the betrayal over Topaz's stone wasn't planned, just assumed, why would Aventurine reveal the existence of the third stone? He would gain nothing from doing so.
Instead, I think it makes a lot more sense to interpret Aventurine's frustration with Ratio in this later scene as annoyance over Ratio taking an "unnecessary" risk:
1) As far as Sunday knows, Ratio had just very seriously betrayed Aventurine, completely selling him out and essentially sending him to his execution.
2) In the scene afterward, Aventurine is out in public in the middle of Penacony where The Family's eyes are always watching, yet Ratio walks right up to him to check on him. Why would someone who just sold you out come up to you immediately afterward to check on your health?!
3) It's only natural that Aventurine would pump the brakes and go "Wow, didn't think you'd show yourself after you just betrayed me, remember?" Because that's the act they are supposed to be keeping up! They're still being monitored; it's not safe to break character!
But Ratio is a genius, right, so why would he break character here? From the standpoint of the ploy itself, revealing to the Family that he and Aventurine were still on the same side would only jeopardize the plan, not help it.
The logical explanation, then, is that Ratio went to Aventurine here because he felt like he had to.
He had to check in and make sure the situation was still under Aventurine's control.
(In fact, the entire exchange through the middle of this scene is Aventurine and Ratio confirming the rest of their plot in a veiled manner: Ratio brings up the plan and mentions what's concealed in the gift money bag, Aventurine confirms the cornerstone is good to go; Ratio asks what his next step will be; Aventurine says he's going to do the insane thing of handing out cash while looking pathetic [aka fishing for Sparkle]. Ratio essentially asks if he's crazy enough to take the final gamble with his own life, which Aventurine confirms, and then Ratio sets them up for the finale by gifting him the doctor's note.)
Ratio was willing to risk ruining their entire plan--something Aventurine does seem to be frustrated about at first--just to ensure Aventurine still felt all right about the situation.
He needed to deliver his note demanding Aventurine stay alive.
He needed to tell Aventurine to come to him if the situation got too painful to bear.
In short, Ratio was worried enough that he could not stay away even though, for the sake of their plot, it would have made significantly more sense for him not to appear. The gain of breaking character was worth more to him than the risk of being caught.
You honestly don't even have to take this in a shipping context. The real point here is that Ratio is an incredibly good person who wasn't okay with Aventurine's self-sacrificial plan and who felt morally compelled to check on a person in pain. He's a healer through and through, and ignoring Aventurine in this condition--ignoring someone who was taking so much risk on themselves--simply wasn't possible for him, no matter the danger it posed to the plan.
But for those who do ship Ratio and Aventurine... I hope more people will come to see this scene as another example of Ratio's genuine concern for his mission partner! He did not have to appear here at all; it would have made much more sense for him to leave Aventurine to his own devices to uphold the illusion of their "betrayal." He showed up in this scene--very likely against Aventurine's expectations--because he was concerned for Aventurine's situation and wanted to ensure Aventurine knew he could fall back on Ratio's support at any time if the plan went awry.
tl;dr: I wish people would stop interpreting this scene as the aftermath of a betrayal. Aventurine wasn't ticked off with Ratio in this scene because he felt like he'd genuinely been backstabbed; he was ticked off because Ratio was literally breaking their pre-established "betrayer" character just to be fussy over Aventurine's safety and well-being. (Okay, and to double check on the plan, but let's be real, the first part was definitely more important. đ)
#honkai star rail#aventurine#dr. ratio#ratiorine#aventio#dr ratio x aventurine#I'M JUST SAYING#when you betray someone you don't check on them five minutes later!!#Dr. Ratio is a genius#he knows this#but he showed up anyway#Aventurine is over here sweating bullets like#'My dude WHY are you here GO AWAY we are acting like ENEMIES today'#and Ratio was just like 'Okay but do you NEED me?'#'Because I am here for you in case that needed to be clarified'#like 'Just want to make sure we're 100% clear'#'I AM HERE FOR YOU IDIOT'#Aventurine being shown a modicum of care: 'Disgusting.'#2.1 spoilers#penacony spoilers
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Busy days
grid x fem reader
p1 p2 p3 p4
Summary: You have a week off from racing and you spend it with your favorite drivers.
Face: people on Pinterest and the driver
Warning: Most of the grid has a small weakness for you. It's a series
Masterlist
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Description: Busy week ahead, but we're starting with an intense gym session with @.georgerussell63
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Georgeismylife: Guys, look at the smile George gives Yn
user34: Crazy in love
f1lover: I want a special session with George too
Formula_1: The beauty of this couple
georgerussell63: We should train together more often
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Yn.official: Yes, your advice is very helpful
danielricciardo: Youâre too young to go to the gym with a man
Yn.official: Dad, don't be boring and old
georgerussell63: Exactly, dad
landonorris: The sexiest picture I've ever seen
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carlossainz55: Canât deny it, you look beautiful, mi vida â¤ď¸ Like to author
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maxverstappen1: Donât tire yourself out too much with them
charles_leclerc: Iâm sure she has more fun with us than with you
maxverstappen1: Wait until the next race, and Iâll crash you into the barrier
Yn.official: Guys, stop, you know I enjoy being with all of you
f1gossip: Drama fans, grab your popcorn and chips
charles_: The guys are fighting over Yn
Hotchili: Amidst all this, Iâm still a Lestappen fan â¤ď¸ Like to author
Yn.official: Who isn't?
Yn.official
Description: Guys, he kept his promise, and those pancakes were delicious. Gracias, Carlito
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Ynlove: What did you put on them?
Yn.official: Maple syrup and blueberries
user2: Itâs true, in an interview you said you loved blueberries
carlossainz55: It was a pleasure having you with me, cariĂąo
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Yn.official: You need to give me Spanish lessons because I need a refresher
oscarpiastri: Yn, do you know Spanish?
Yn.official: I studied it for three years in school, but I don't remember it very well
carlossainz55: Iâm always at your disposal, mi vida â¤ď¸ Like to author
charles_leclerc: Tell me something you can't do
georgerussell63: Youâre perfect, you can do everything
Yn.official: Unfortunately, I can't speak French. I just can't get the accent right, it's too complicated
charles_leclerc: I could teach you
Yn.official: Trust me, thereâs no hope for me, Iâm terrible at it
charles_leclerc: It would be fun, please? â¤ď¸ Like to author
Yn.official: Alright, but if you go crazy after two seconds, it's not my fault.
charles_leclerc: It won't happen, moun angel â¤ď¸ Like to author
user12: Charles is lovesick
Carls: Who's team Carlos?
F1lover: Guys, let's not bet on Yn's love life
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Description: When she said she was a disaster, she wasnât kidding.
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Race: Charles' face is priceless
Formulaonelife: Those professor glasses make him look even better
Ynllife: Yn, how do you resist Charles???
QueenYn: Please teach us!!!
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landonorris: Dude, you look like you've seen a ghost
oscarpiastri: It can't be that bad
charles_leclerc: Thatâs what I thought too
Yn.official: At least I enjoyed a nap with Leo â¤ď¸ Like to author
carlossainz55: Yn, come back to me, Spanish suits you better
Yn.official: Only if you invite me to your house in Madrid
carlossainz55: Youâre always welcome, mi vida
danielricciardo: I don't agree with these nicknames and all these visits to strangers' houses
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danielricciardo: And thatâs not enough for you???
Leo_lec: No, guys, but how beautiful is the last photo
user1: Iâm so jealous of her
Charles_fan: I want a nap with Leo too
oscarpiastri
Description: Beach during the day and restaurant at night
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danielricciardo: Oscar, Iâll cut off your hands
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maxverstappen1: You just marked the day of your death
landonorris: Since when do you have the muscles to lift someone?
oscarpiastri: I didnât even know I could do it either
carlossainz55: I canât believe it
georgerussell63: Iâll forgive you only because you didnât drop her
charles_leclerc: You didnât get hurt, right? â¤ď¸ Like to author
Yn.official: Still perfectly alive and walking on both legs
f1lover: YN, DO YOU NEED TO TELL US SOMETHING???
race: What happened after the restaurant???
Vroom: Spicy night?
Ynqueen: Guys, she clearly didnât mean that
Ynmylife: Poor thing, always judged and with all eyes on her
Osc81: Instead of focusing on Ynâs private matters, letâs focus on the fact that the grid wants to kill Oscar â¤ď¸ Like to author
op: I swear Iâll pay you if you donât kill him
Yn.official: Confirming I need him alive
Olliebearman: I agree with Yn, Iâm against violence â¤ď¸ Like to author
Yn.official
Description: I hate you for ruining my photo.
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osc_lan: What are you saying, Yn? The fact that Lando is in it makes it even better
mclaren: We can confirm the photo turned out well despite the intruder â¤ď¸ Like to author
Landonorris: McLaren is always on my side.
Yn.official: This time I forgive you.
Landonorris: You'd never stay mad at me for more than an hour, admit it.
Yn.official: đđđ
Ylqueem: Oh my god, now even McLaren has fallen in love with Yn
Lifeisf1: Oh no, we have another suitor
Lando_: Imagine Yn at McLaren
op: I think Iâd go crazy
georgerussell63: If I were Lando, Iâd sue you for that last picture
Landonorris: Thatâs exactly what Iâm going to do
charles_leclerc: Wait, Iâm joining too
Yn.official: Everyone is teaming up against me
maxverstappen1: Let them hope, they wouldnât even get close to the police station
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Yn.official: Donât worry, Dad, I got the meaning of the sentence
oscarpiastri: Are you agreeing with him?
Yn.official: They stabbed me in the back, of course Iâm siding with Mad Max
maxverstappen1: After that nickname, Iâm switching to the enemyâs side
Yn.official: No, donât leave meeee
user6: The best interaction Iâve ever seen on Instagram
Laando: Everyoneâs focused on YN, but no one noticed how good-looking Lando is
f1lover: Thatâs a given
Vroom: Yeah, but in the first photo, heâs really handsome
maxverstappen1
Description: Calm day
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Redbulllove: Max, a man of few words
mv1: No point in cropping out half of Yn's face, we still recognize her
Yn.official: I adore Jimmy and Sassy
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maxverstappen1: They adore you
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charles_leclerc: Now Leo is jealous
Yn.official: Are we sure itâs Leo whoâs jealous?
danielricciardo: What should I do with you, Yn?
Yn.official: Nothing, just love me a lot
Ynqueen: How I love these interactions
f1lover: They should make an entire Netflix series about this
Race: They should add all of this to Drive to Survive
Vroom: I completely agree
radbullracing: We approve of the last photo, have fun
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user1: Oh no, after McLaren, now Red Bull too
maxverstappen1: There's no shortage of fun with her.
Yn.official: I'm the life of the party. â¤ď¸ Like to author
User87: Has anyone wondered how the cat got stuck in the hole?
User1: Dude, I really donât know.
Yn.official: Theyâre too cute, right? â¤ď¸ Like to author
maxverstappen1: Like you
user32: Omg this is not max
Catvroom: Yn is clearly a cat person.
For_mula: Guys, I donât know about you, but it bothers me how Yn is with every driver
user66: Honestly, it seems like sheâs just playing with them
Ynlife: Maybe youâre just jealous
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I had sort of a crack idea of what would the non-human twst boys do if their crush or s/o was allergic to them? Savanaclaw and Octonivelle with like the fur allergy and seafood allergy. Maybe diasomniaâs s/o has some sort of fairy allergy? Sorry if this is too silly for you to write, itâs alright if you donât đ
I LOVE THIS BECAUSE I'VE HAD A SIMILAR THOUGHT i'm allergic to cats and i'm like...man what am I gonna do around Grim BUAHAHA...this is a great idea. Nothing is too silly to write my friend!
Non-human Twst boys reacting to a S/O who is allergic to them!
featuring: Savanaclaw and Octavinelle!
general warnings: gender neutral reader, not really proof read \
TW: None! just fluff. and allergies.
Leona
The first time you sneezed around him, they didn't know it was literally BECAUSE of him. This was until you two took a nap together for the first time, and when you woke up he saw your face...Oh, brother. Your eyes were puffy and red, congested, and your nose leaked like nobody's business. He genuinely felt bad about this, but wouldn't let you in on his true feelings/emotions. Without understanding the cause (though he had an inkling) he immediately took you to the doctor.
"They're allergic to me? What kind of shitty nonsense is that?!"
Leona invested in the most expensive of healthcare for you. Allergy pills and whatnot, because he wasn't about to sacrifice his lovely naps with his significant other. No amount of allergy is gonna stop him from getting what he wants, and that is your affection.
Ruggie
"Sooo...basically you're saying you're allergic to me? Cause' im part heyena?"
"It's a little more complicated than that. It's more like...animal dander? I guess?" You didn't seem to certain in your answer either, it was more or less a guess since...well, there wasn't half beast half human where you are from. You can only make an educated guess on why you're so allergic to him based off of the information you had back at home.
Ruggie is honestly so sad about this. He can't afford to get you any treatments or medical help with this, so you two just have to be careful. He does manage to get his hands on some special washing products (probably legally) and takes extra care of what he eats, and how clean he his. He's consistently brushing his hair and cleaning his ears.
"Man i'm such a simp. What's wrong with me?!" ...He isn't used to bending backward for people. But seeing you so sick around him, hurt him even more than his pride, so he of course would do anything to make sure you're as comfortable around him as possible. Ahh...the power of love <3
Jack
He gives me the "I must stay away from you for your own good," Type. Although this doesn't last very long. Jack is incredibly loyal, and he's far too attached to let you go. There's times where he would try and keep a distance (much to your annoyance), but when you began sneezing and itching your eyes you knew he was somewhere nearby. Jack is protective like that, but it pains his heart to see you so sick because of something he cannot control.
He does both a mix of what Ruggie and Leona does. He took up extra part-time jobs to afford good allergy medication for you, the entire works. Pills, eye drops, nasal sprays, breathing treatments...He also invests in high-quality shampoo and conditioner to help rid of his dander and hopefully reduce the amount of shedding he has.
With the amount of hair Jack has, he is CONSTANTLY brushing it and it is CONSTANTLY shedding. He does EVERYTHING under the sun to control this, all for you. Although... this is a partnership! You told him that a relationship goes two ways. You love him regardless of how itchy you may get, and you equally chip in to problem-solve.
You're both loyal to each other until the very end, no matter what trivial matters may get in your way <3
Azul
He knew before you two started dating that you had a severe allergy to seafood, so he made it a point to avoid you. But...that didn't stop YOU from coming to HIM. It was one of the things that drew him towards you, the way even though you were gaining a rash you would still wrap your arms around the back of him. Although it wasn't as bad in his human form, he was always terrified what would happen if he were to unleash his original form.
But worry not! We are talking about the literal king of potionology. He finds a remedy very quickly, and you trust him...a little too fast. He is astonished when he says;
"Take this...the second you drink this your allergies will be something of the past. But be warned-" You grabbed it out of his hand and chugged it. He stared at you with his jaw slacked open, his face turning a deep shade of hot red when you throw yourself onto Azul and place a big fat kiss against his cheek.
He imploded. But hey! his potion worked! He tried to get you to give him some sort of paypack, but you mentioned that your form of payment was in that kiss.
He now demands kisses every time he makes the potion for you <3 It's kind of a silent agreement. He just stares at you after you're done drinking it, and whenever you feign ignorance the point upon his lips is far too obvious.
Jade
The first time you broke out in hives, he remained completely calm. Jade is rather smart, and he understands your allergy must be because of his disposition as a mer-folk. Although in human form, he couldn't help but notice the way you would hide your rashes either behind makeup or by bulking clothing. He was amused by this for a moment, but when he saw it worsen he couldn't help but become worried.
"Why would you go so far for me? what do you gain by allowing yourself to become sick?" When you replied with a blush that you simply liked Jade, thus his shock soon turned into action. He excused himself for a few days to climb mountains and collect the most effective of flowers and medicinal remedies for allergies and put together a potion that you were able to take to alleviate your symptoms.
He isn't the vice house warden for nothing! His talents and magic prowess truly aided him, albeit in a way that was seemingly selfish. It was all worth it for you, though.
But he does use you as an example during a class project in potionology, having you stand up in front of the class while he compares your allergies before and after taking the potion.
He got a 100% in the project. And a Significant other. A win-win for everyone!
Floyd
Floyd is much smarter than he lets on. The moment he hugs you from behind and touches your arm, he notices the rash right away. He eyed it with a frown, and without saying anything he let go of you much to your dismay, leaving you to your lonesome for a few days on end.
You had to admit you missed Floyd, his silly jokes and way of talking, his unpredictable personality, and the attention he would often give y you. While sitting at the table during a free period, your head was propped up against your hand and a sad sigh escaping your lips.
"Ehhhh? Why is shrimpy sitting here all alone? Didya miss me?" A familiar voice teased as arms wrapped around you and something akin to a vegetable drink set in front of you. You gasped and smile up at the tall male, who wasn't wrapping his arms around you as you were used to, typically ignoring the itching of your rashes. He convinced you to drink what he sat in front of you, and although you eyed it with suspicion, you sighed and drank it in one gulp and tightly shut eyes.
Nothing happened. You turned to look over at Floyd, about to question the purpose of making you drink the (surprisingly tasty) smoothie-like liquid but were quickly interrupted by lips pressing against your own.
The kiss caught you off guard and you began to panic, talking about your allergy...before you realized that nothing was happening. No rash, no itchiness, nothing.
"Seeeee? It's a potion. I made Azul make it for me. Now I can touch you as much as I want," He smiled proudly. However he managed to convince Azul would forever be beyond you...
He forgets to give you the potion sometimes, only when you two are cuddling and a rash or itching pops up do the both of you realize it's time for a dose.
Ya'll are so silly for each other <3
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#octavinelle x reader#floyd leech#floyd leech x reader#jade leech#jade leech x reader#azul ashengrotto x reader#leona kingsholar x reader#ruggie bucchi x reader#ruggie bucchi#jack howl#jack howl x reader#twisted wonderland headcannons#twst headcannons#leona x reader
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I asked a few of my favorite hazbin writers this and only one answered and it was ok but I felt like it could have been expanded on so here's my take
Vox, Val, Alastor, and Lucifer react to your love language being baking/cooking
Vox
(Starting with him because he's the one thaf inspired this).
Vox came from the 50s and even though I firmly believe he is past all the ingrained gender roles and homophobia I think he still has some internalized misogyny. He wants to be viewed as the man in the relationship, the breadwinner, the provider. He can cook for himself but it's pretty basic food (except steak. Like every other man since the invention of the grill how to bbq has been hardwired into his brain. If his partner also grills ya'll fight over whose turn to cook out it is)
(Unrelated but as a lesbian who loves to grill, and is the designated grill bro, butch lesbians or cookout lesbians are some of Vox's favorite type of gays to chill with)
I firmly believe that's why even though he's a sub, it's so hard and would take time and trust to get him to let you top and enjoy it. He's so worried people will find out and judge him, that you'll judge him. His ego can be very fragile.
Especially if we go with the Vox used to be a cult leader theory. His power, image, and success are linked to his ability to appear in control. To appear to have all the answers and take responsibility. It's going to take a lot of time and patience to unravel all that and help him seperate his personal and professional image.
That being said, a partner who uses acts of service as a love language is perfect for him. He's a busy man, so he tends to be a gift giver type. The gifts are always well thought out and expensive. He wants it to be something you need, want, can get a lot of enjoyment from, and be worth the money spent, so he puts time and effort into them. Unless he's just showing off by giving you his card and telling you to go nuts.
So you taking time to make his coffee for him the way he likes, ordering lunch from his favorite places and having it sent to his office so he remembers to eat, or just texting him reminders to drink water or eat/take breaks throughout the day makes him giddy.
If you're his assistant or something, (and I believe Vox absolutely would have his partner working for him/with him), then it's even better when you take on extra work to try and help him. Organizing his schedule, sorting emails/mail, and proofreading things. Any small act you do for him, because you want to and care about him, makes his heart rate pick up.
It'll really make him overheat, glitching slightly, literal heart eyes, if he comes home after a shitty day and you're cooking for him.
His internal monologue is absolutely raving about what a good housewife you are for him, a hard working husband.
Bonus points if you cleaned too! Either way, he adores you even more now, letting you fret and coo at him, removing his jacket and tie, pouring him a drink and telling him dinner will be ready soon and you made his favorite. He's so tempted to bend you over the counter right now, but that would ruin dinner. After you guys eat though, he's having you for dessert. Man's gonna make sure you know how much he appreciates this by turning your knees to jello, good luck walking tomorrow, doll.
If you bake treats and bring them to VoxTek he's gonna brag so much. Literally the embodiment of John Mulaney's, "That's my wife!" If you bring them just for him, he's defending his treats like they're the last ones in Hell. He has literally hit Val with a fly swatter for even asking if he could have one.
(Unrelated but like, chubby vox maybe? You're cooking is too good)
Valentino
Val wishes he could cook better. He's some kind of latino, so I feel like the fact he can't cook very well is a sore spot culturally. He can make the salsa and chips and like, help with stuff, he knows how to wrap tortillas and tomales (I picture him as like Mexican or Puerto Rican but that's just cuz the town I grew up had a large Puerto Rican group).
It doesn't help that his eyesight is even more shit in Hell. He can't see what he's doing hald the time. It ruins his art hobby too. He's overall just more easily frustrated with his bad eyesight.
I don't imagine you guys dating per se. Maybe you're his sugar baby, maybe you're someone he hired to help him do stuff like clean and organize and you just sorta start doing other things to help him. (Again I'm not saying it excuses jackshit, but as someone who worked with bipolar people and people with mood disorder I kinda see the fan theory in him, either way I think all the Vees could be sort of trained to be better people, but especially Val. We already saw Vox do it.)
After all, he's usually in a much better mood if you do and that means less outbursts. The first few times you cook him something he teases you about being his housewife, tries to make it sexual. It's not really something he clocks as being an act of love because I don't think you'd realize it yourself at first. I think the more you got to see him when he wasn't stressed, lashing out, being abusive, you'd start catching feelings. ("I can fix him", delulu asses)
He loves to be in the kitchen when you cook once it starts becoming a regular thing. He can't see clearly what you're doing but the way you move around the kitchen and get what you need, even if you're an ADHD mess and do steps out of order or at random, he can tell you know what you're doing. He likes to smell the food too while it's cooking.
He will ask you to try and make some spicier/more traditional foods he grew up with, but he doesnât remember all of the ingredients, and it just gets him more frustrated he can't tell you. If you look them up and surprise him with it it'll probably be the most genuine, human response you get from him.
He's shocked, silent, standing frozen in the penthouse as familiar smells waft around him. You present him a plate nervously, practically shaking hoping it's good enough. The first bite nearly puts him in tears. No one's done anything this nice for him? Why would you? Lowkey thinks you want something from him. It's gonna make him paranoid for a while so don't expect a verbal compliment but he eats it all.
Eventually though, one day when you're in the kitchen cooking, humming softly and swaying your hips, one set of his arms will wrap around your waist, the other reaching around you help with the salsa, or wrap a tamale, and he'll prop his chin on your head and mumble out thanks. Some praise, maybe. Would definitely tell you stories about eating these foods growing up.
It's the first step towards having an actual relationship with him.
Alastor
This man almost always insists on cooking. He isn't much of a sweet tooth either. You tell him one night you want to try cooking for him. Tell him you understand it's an activity he enjoys and relaxes too, (especially if you know it's something that reminds him of his mother), but you want to do something for him and this is one way you show you care.
It's gonna remind him of his Mama so much that if you didn't know why he loved cooking so much before you do now. He compromises. You pick the meal and gather the ingredients and do most of the cooking and he helps prep and does dishes.
He playfully critiques you the entire time about adding some spice too it or a little southern flair. Just smack him with the wooden spoon, gently. It's gonna make him laugh because his Mama used to do that when he wouldn't keep out of the sweets, or tried to add stuff to her cooking.
Once you start it becomes habit to help each other in the kitchen every night, trading off who cooks and who preps and does dishes.
If you do find baked goods he likes that aren't too sweet and send them to him as snacks, especially to Overlord meetings, he's so fucking obnoxious about his sweet little doe (doesn't matter if you are one or not) and how they spoil him. Especially rubs it in Vox's face (not him whining to his partner so they send him with treats too so he can also brag).
Only shares with Charlie, Rosie, Niffty, and sometimes Zestiel. If he's feeling generous, Husk can have a bite.
Low-key also has a thing for his partner behaving domestically even if he isn't exactly invested in traditional marriage.
Favorite activity though is dancing with you in the kitchen to jazz while dinner cooks, holding you close, in his room usually, so he can hear the sounds of the bayou. If he closes his eyes he can pretend this is how his life went and that his Mama is in the corner or sitting in her chair, watching him, happy to see him find someone.
He will literally kiss Vox willingly before admitting that last part though.
Lucifer
It's not that he can't cook, it's just....it's easier to just snap his fingers and make food appear. He's been in a depressed slump for decades man, he's lived off of the 'want food, no cook, only eat' mindset.
When you come into his life it's a complete overhaul. Despite what issues you have yourself you can recognize someone in worse state than you and immediately categorize and prioritize. First thing first, get this man's duck collection/obsession organized, thinned out, and under control.
Second, help him work through his issues with Lillith and Charlie. Encourage therapy, be a mediator between him and Charlie (and trust me she appreciates it. She knows her dad struggles, didn't know how bad, and still feels awkward). Help him socialize more, rebuild his connection with the other sins.
Get this man a work schedule!
Then it's on to personal habits. You help him get out of bed, you're both probably a little helpless in the sleeping on time category though. Help him get a routine again to keep out of his funk. Then you start cooking for him. It just happens naturally. You enjoy cooking, you enjoy showing people you love how much you care by providing good meals.
At first he's gonna resist and tell you he can handle that, you already do so much for him. He can cook or better yet he can just make it appear and you laugh and tell him it tastes better when it's made with love. He brushes it off as a joke too, you're both just being silly and obviously you said that to get him to quit fussing. Except, unholy hell does it actually taste so much better.
Lucifer hadnât realized how bland and unsatisfying just materializing the food was. Maybe that's because he was so depressed and uninterested in what he ate, maybe not. Either way, your cooking is so much fucking better. He actually looks forward to eating now. If he gets caught up in work or has a bad day, you make sure to always bring him something, leaving it as an offering of sorts. It almost always works and entices him to eat at least once.
You cook, he does dishes, and he will not budge on that rule. He wants to be a fair man. He occasionally boots you out to do dessert, though. Apple pie is his bitch and you've never tasted one as good as his. He also makes good pancakes and some absolutely orgasmic angel's food cake.
Ironicall, devil's food cake is one of your go to recipes. Sometimes you both make a cake and take it to events just to watch people get confused as fuck when it's revealed the literal Devil did not make the devil's food cake.
Everyime you're in the kitchen together it's a disaster, you're both to silly and chaotic. You were making noodles one time and he threw flour at you so you smacked him with the noodle you were holding, leaving a line of flour and a speck of dough against his cheek. From there it escalates. It happens every time. Making cakes together, you're smashing frosting on each other. Making cookies, you're fighting each other to stop eating cookie dough.
Once, after you get fed up with him stealing her spatula to lick the chocolate off of, hovering above you with his wings, you pout and bat your eyes, asking him sweetly to please give it back. He swoops down in front of you, booping your nose to smear chocolate on it and leaning in to kiss you, letting you have a taste of the chocolate batter you were mixing for brownies. While his tongue is in your mouth, drunk off the taste of you and chocolate you smash an egg over his head and let out a triumphant cheer, snatching back your spatula.
He's so stunned his wings disappear and he drops the last few inches to the ground while you cackle. His heart is pounding, his ears are ringing, and his chest feels like it's gonna explode. His eyes are literal sparkles. He hasn't felt this much joy, wonder, and love since Charlie was born. It feels like witnessing creation all over again, of the breathlessness he felt when he first saw Lillith.
You're laughter stops when you realize he's just staring at you awestruck and you smile, asking if he's ok.
"For once...yeah..Yes. I'm ok." He responds, genuinely. You kiss his cheek and resume baking. He watches you from the counter now, dreamily, thinking about how he's gonna marry you someday.
#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#vox x reader#valentino x reader#lucifer x reader#alastor x reader
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ace for the first time losing his cool and being forced to rely on the other 1st years,,, (an absolute nightmare for him, wdym ace trappola isnt in control of his emotions and how hes perceived?) im thinking maybe smh with his brother? he cares about him a tons so it probably would be him that makes ace panic sm that he cant even use his 'cool and unbothered' mask. putting this guy in situations where he has to acknowledge he actually has friends and open up to them but also feel so overwhelmed by it
PFFFFFTT OKAY I SEE YOU. anything with ace being a mess is an absolute win â¤ď¸ anything 4 u, baby.
okay, so, here's how i imagine it to go:
ace is just hanging in the courtyard by himself, probably checking his grades on whatever portal night raven college uses for that, when he gets a text message from his dad.
his brother had an accident on the movie set he was working on, and he's in critical condition at the hospital.
which is honestly too bad, because according to nrc code, ace can't leave to go home and see him unless it's "a matter of school and personal pride". like any good nrc student, ace tries to bottle it up and go on about his day. but as the week goes on, and he gets no updates about his brother's condition, his facade quickly falls apart.
he gets in trouble for having his phone out in class â not that he can concentrate, anyway. he's handing in papers that are incomplete, quizzes that are unfinished, and you can forget about that 5,000-word essay he owes riddle.
deuce is the first to notice that something's wrong. he starts covering for ace, making excuses for why he can't come to see professor crewel "right this instant", or why he keeps missing ramshackle hang-outs. every single time his lies get more and more outlandish, ranging from "i asked him to go check on my macaroni that i put in the microwave six hours ago" to "we just saw a cow fall from the sky, yes i didn't go with him, what was i supposed to do, miss history classâ" he doesn't know why ace is suddenly so quiet or so stressed, but he's not about to make it worse.
yuu notices almost immediately after deuce does â mostly because deuce is a horrible liar. and, as the housewarden of ramshackle, they start exercising their right to have ace stay at their dorm "indefinitely", so ace doesn't get bothered. ace spends most of his time on his phone, so he doesn't really do much, but at least this way, yuu can personally ensure ace sleeps and stays fed and gets off his damn phone every once in a while.
ortho is extremely adept at noticing anomalies, and it's easy to see that the silent husk that's walking around school isn't his smug, slick-talking friend. he doesn't know what's wrong, exactly, but he does know that ace isn't in any mental position to do his work. going against all academic responsibility (do not do this in real life, pls), ortho starts chat-gpting all of ace's essays and homework assignments. he analyzes ace's text messages, and asks idia to create a program for him that would allow him to copy anyone's handwriting. he then uses it to reproduce work that sounds like it would come from ace, and it's actually really convincing.
upon realizing that a) ace has moved into ramshackle and is basically catatonic, and b) yuu's meal budget is already pretty strained just feeding two people, epel decides to chip in. he starts getting even more discrete with the food he sneaks into pomefiore, going so far as to prepare meals in the gymnasium after school to decrease the probability of someone from pomefiore catching him in the act. when he can't sneak in any food, he gets a crap-ton of apple juice, shoves it into a box, and sends it to ramshackle, hoping that'll be enough to get ace through the day.
sebek starts to act as ace's bodyguard, after ace almost ran into someone while looking down at his phone, and said someone nearly slammed his head into the wall. so, sebek asks riddle for ace's schedule, and starts walking him to class everyday. he's more than a little worried about his tiny human friend, who goes about his days with glazed eyes, flat expressions, and one-word responses, but he's hiding it very well. /sar
jack doesn't get nearly as involved as the others with ace's sudden uncharacteristic behavior, but he does still worry for his friend, his ears drooping down whenever he sees him. he offers ace moral support and words of encouragement where he can, but mostly he's forced to sit back and watch as the vibrant reds that encompass ace's natural aura begin to gray. and he doesn't like it one bit.
the turning point comes in ramshackle dorm. all of the first-years have gathered for their weekly hang-outs, but it's more awkward than usual without the presence of a certain red-head that exudes talkative energy. everytime deuce goes to tap ace on the shoulder, or ortho goes to sit down in ace's lap, or jack's tail wags to the point where it's almost thumping against ace's back, they all stop midway through, because ace is clearly busy...
then, two stifling hours later, ace starts crying.
sebek frantically asks what's wrong, but ace is full-on sobbing at this point and finally drops his phone.
ortho wraps his arms around him, unsure of what else can do.
jack picks up ace's phone, eyes widening as he backlogs through ace's messages to his dad, and realizes exactly what's been bothering ace this whole time.
(needless to say, there are a lot of cuddles in ace's future, and a lot of screaming and cursing in crowley's.)
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst first years#jack howl#sebek zigvolt#ace trappola#deuce spade#ortho shroud#twst yuu#epel felmier#dire crowley#(mentioned)#anything 4 u baby
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Something I found surprising when revisiting the prequel trilogy is how much the clones aren't full characters in the movies. They're props. They're devices. The films give them the same weight and attention as they give the Separatist droids, really. The only two clone troopers I can easily name off the top of my head who get "named" in any way are Oddball and Cody, who are both just barely in "Revenge of the Sith", and interchangeable in their roles with any other background clone.
It's interesting when held up against "The Clone Wars" and other extension material, which had the time and inclination to say more directly, "Hey, these are people and what's happening to them is wrong." Like, obviously what's happening in Ep2&3 is wrong, the audience can draw that conclusion on their own, growing people as cannon fodder is a clear part of the greater tragedy if you take about five seconds to think about the situation here. Even without the element of the entire war being constructed and controlled by the main villain, the clones are a tragedy.
But, oh man, the movies themselves don't really care to focus on that. It's SUCH a background element. I had a "oh, yeah, Order 66 being programmed into a control chip was a later addition to / clarification of canon" moment while watching, because as far as Ep3 actually shows us (as was the initial intention by some, I know), Cody apparently knew the entire time that he might be called to fire on Obi-Wan Kenobi and was just waiting on the call. The "homogenous evil army" trope is... very much present and even more identical than usual here.
By the films alone, you can easily assume that the clone troopers have no love for any of the Jedi (whom we're meant to believe are relatively decent people) for a variety of reasons. Their upbringing and training on Kamino was presumably cold and brutal. They're (possibly enslaved) soldiers in an even more brutal war. This army is offered no development or individuality that makes the appalling Jedi Temple massacre out of character for any of them.
But when the various Clone Wars shows first turned the clones into individual characters and even protagonists, many of whom are shown to be good people and become friendly with the Jedi through years of teamwork in life-or-death situations, Order 66 became weird. "Wait, why would the majority of clones (all the clones we see in the movies, at least) just go along with this? What went wrong here?"
I get why TCW and SW canon settled on the control chips option and I find it interesting enough. The tragedy of it all makes me want to lie facedown on the floor. Darth Sidious is really winning at sheer evilness here.
On the other hand, there are some really fun and interesting "Order 66 was taught, not programmed" AUs to revisit here. Especially when some of the other (Legends canon now) contingency orders include what to do if the Supreme Chancellor is incapacitated or declared unfit, or even getting rid of the Supreme Chancellor and assuming control by lethal force if necessary. Presumably these orders existed as a back-up in case Palpatine wasn't elected to the seat in time for the war or didn't manage to get rid of term limits and was replaced as Chancellor at any point.
That really sounds like Palpatine's evil army of ruthless Jedi-Killers (unchipped) could have easily backfired on him if they'd ever decided all of these non-clones were unfit and organized to take power for themselves. I love any scenario where Palpatine's arrogant and overly complicated plans get him in trouble. The "homogenous evil army" often gets treated as a mindless mob, but while the clones may have some degree of emotional suppression, they're clearly very capable and not unintelligent, and they're not given many (if any) reasons to be loyal to the Republic. And it is FUNNY to imagine any Dark Lord's created army deciding that he fucking sucks at war (there's obviously a leak, why the FUCK are they losing so much ground to fucking droids) and they're overthrowing him for better benefits, so that they can create and run a more efficient Evil Empire themselves.
You could make this angsty as hell or a comedy, or both. I'm imagining the clones at the eleventh hour murdering Chancellor Palpatine with such brutal efficiency that it feels like its own kind of prejudice. And he gets revealed as a Sith Lord in the process (this was taken into account as a potential problem when planning the assassination), so there's an initial moment of: "I can't believe it! He was the Sith Lord in the Senate all along! How did you know?"
Cody: "Didn't."
Obi-Wan: "...Pardon?"
Cody: "This is a coup, sir."
Like, if we're going by what's shown in the movies alone, there's a clear Emperor Cody AU to be had here. Which can be played as a temporary (years long) measure to reinstall a Republic with proper checks and balances, while a bemused Jedi Order and Senate are held hostage, or the First Galactic Empire is established as per canon just with the clones running it and reaping the benefits. I'm currently enjoying thinking about the latter scenario as a dark comedy, in which Future Emperor Cody (or the clone of your choice) has to negotiate in his spare time with the various demands of his fellow clones. (Who are, let us remember due to the horror that is the accelerated aging, a bunch of teenagers at the oldest here.)
Rex: "I want Tatooine."
Cody: "The whole planet?"
Rex: "Yeah."
Cody: "It's a shithole."
Rex: "Yeah, but it'll make Skywalker so kriffing mad, so I'm calling dibs."
Cody: "Noted."
And if you want to write shipfic, there's always the AU of various Evil Army Clones meeting their love interest and then going, "Not evil anymore! Sorry, guys." Which could be angsty or another dark-ish comedy.
Cody @ the clone commander group chat: "WE'RE NOT GIVING UP ON THE 3-YEAR IMPERIAL COUP PLAN JUST BECAUSE YOU HORNY ASSHOLES WANT TO FUCK JEDI!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT THE POWER OF LOVE!!! STOP IT!!!"
#tossawary star wars#fic ideas#commander cody#captain rex#spoilers#character death#palpatine#emperor cody au
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synopsis: you meet an especially annoying gambler at your table and as the game master, itâs your job to shut him up.
tags: dom!reader, sub!aventurine, semi-public, bickering, explicit, vulgar
wrd cnt: 800+
art cred: yue_chan077 (insta)
âHey-! What are you doing?â
âGames over?â You reply to the blonde man.
âBut I was gonna winâŚ.â He pouts.
You click the buzzing timer off and collect all the chips off the table, scooping up stacks of cards in the process.
âEveryone says theyâll win until they donâtâ You taunt, yanking the cards out of his hand with a smile.
He scoffs, crossing his arms and leaning back on the chair as people come and go, some collecting their winnings and others digging an even deeper hole with their debts.
As the dealer, it was up to you when to kick people out, and it seemed like the man to your left should be heading out now.
âExcuse me-? I donât think your judgment is exactly expert. Iâll be playing a few more roundsâ
You look at him with furrowed brows. âSir, I have-â
He cuts you off, âAventurine.â
âWhat?â
âI have a name darling. Use it.â
âYouâre keeping up everyone waiting to play, Aventurine. Iâd appreciate if you complied.â
You say with a raised eyebrow, waiting for an answer.
âYouâre not my boss, darling. And Iâll play for as long as I want, understood?â He challenges, eyes locked in a heated stare. You narrow your eyes and stand your ground, not backing down. âActually, I am the boss here. Now get out of here before I call security.â
He lets out a laugh, standing up from his chair and walking towards you. âIâd like to see you try.â
You stare at him, not backing down but not stepping away either. You can feel the tension between you both, but you refuse to back down.
You whisper to him quietly, everyone at the table now focusing on the quarrel between the two of you, âIâm not some toy for you to play with, Aventurine.
âWell of course not, you wouldnât be able to handle it.â He says, trailing a hand down your back.
You try to push him away but he only grabs your arm. âWanna bet?.â
Without hesitation, you lead him to a nearby storage closet, where you push him inside and lock the door. He raises an eyebrow in surprise, but the smirk on his face shows that heâs up for it.
You turn him around, and aggressively push him against the wall, pressing your body against his. âDo you know why I can handle it? Because Iâm in control, and youâll do whatever I say.â
He chuckles, âIs that so? How about we really make a bet then?â
You smirk back at him, âSure, but youâre going to regret it.â Without another word, you grab his belt and start undoing it, watching as his expression changes to shock and excitement, mixed with a fuckton of arousal.
As you pull down his pants, his erection springs free, hard and ready for you.
âOh- Well this isnât exactly what I was-â
âShut up. This is exactly what you were thinking about. I saw the way you kept staring at me during each game.â
âWell yeah but- FuckâŚbe a little gentle will you?âŚâ
You began to stroke him, gripping his dick harder and slowly moving your hand up and down his shaft, watching his head falls back against the door in pleasure.
He lets out a low moan, and you can feel him getting closer and closer to his release.
âThatâs itâŚyouâre so close arenât you? Cum in my hand.â You whisper in his ear, cupping his face and giving him one deep, tongue filled kiss.
But you stop, leaving him gasping for air and begging for more.
âOh no, darling. You havenât earned it yet.â He looks at you with pleading eyes, but you only smirk and continue to tease him. You stroke him again, this time faster and harder, making sure to give him just enough pleasure to make him desperate for release. He bites his lip, trying to hold back his moans, but it only makes you go faster.
âDonât do that. Let me hear your pathetic little voice.â
You can feel him getting closer and closer, and you know he wonât be able to hold on much longer.
With one final stroke, he lets out a loud moan as he reaches his climax, his body shaking against yours.
âFuck- Please! Iâm sorryâŚI apologize for earlier- just please make me cum..â.
You smirk in satisfaction, knowing youâve won the bet and made him truly submit to you.
He stands there, panting and trying to catch his breath, as you pull away and fix your clothes.
He slowly falls to the floor with his back still against the wall, sleeking down with legs still wide open and his cock still sprung up and spurting cum all over his thigh and stomach.
With a victorious smirk, you squate down to wipe away one side of his face covered in tears before you unlock the door and exit it, leaving him a mess in the closet and shutting the door behind you without a single word.
whimsic4alwasab1 ⢠- do not copy, translate, modify, or claim any of my work as your own.
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Follow You Anywhere 12
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Warnings: this fic will include dark content such as dubcon/noncon, obsession, controlling behavoiour, and other possible triggers. My warnings are not exhaustive, enter at your own risk.
This is a dark!fic and explicit. 18+ only. Your media consumption is your own responsibility. Warnings have been given. DO NOT PROCEED if these matters upset you.
Summary:Â Youâre online existence threatens to leak into your real life.
Characters:Â Captain Syverson
Note: yuhhhhhh.
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Gulls flap across the cornflower sky. Thin wisps of cloud crest beneath the gemlike sun, shining at you with a blinding gleam. You shield your eyes with your hands as Sy steers along the crooked backroad around the cliffs the face the coast.
Aika pokes her head out between the seats as she sits in the back. She is your only comfort on the long journey to a beach youâve never been before.Â
You donât ask where youâre going. You wouldnât know the difference, you only know that most people head to West Cove. You jostle with the truck. The sun reaches its apex. Itâs a bit late to just be getting to the beach then.Â
Yet, he doesnât stop. He keeps driving. Around the rocky crags and cliffside, on and on, through the scatter of trees, and past that. You can still see the water but the clock ticks on.Â
You sit up, more rigid than ever. You havenât been able to relax but youâre on edge as you realise how far youâve gone. How long heâs been at the wheel.Â
âEverything okay, sweetie?â He asks.Â
âY-yeah. Um... does Aika need to go?âÂ
âSheâll let us know, donât ya worry,â he chuckles. âPretty, ainât it? The water?âÂ
You peer around him as the water now stands at his shoulder.Â
âShouldnât we be going towards the coast?â You ask.Â
âWeâll get there, sweetie,â he assures you. âJust a little further. Didnât I mention I got a surprise?âÂ
âErm, no. A surprise?âÂ
âDonât wanna spoil it,â he smiles and runs his hand over his beard. Â
You shrink down and go silent. You donât want to push him. You canât help but hear the echo of his booming voice and the crack of plaster around his head. No, you wonât do that again.Â
You come in sight of a house. The siding is beaten wood, the blue paint chipping away, and thereâs a crooked shed around one side. The pillars of the porch are dusted with dirt and the old windows boarded up. A tickle creeps up your spine as Sy steers toward it.Â
âSurprise,â he blusters excitedly.Â
âSurprise?â You squeak and stare at the house.Â
âItâs a beach house,â he proclaims proudly. You donât have the heart or the courage to extinguish his excitement. Does he not see how decrepit it is?Â
âA beach house?âÂ
âOh yeah,â he shuts off the engine. âJust us.âÂ
âWow,â you breathe.Â
He laughs so loud it makes you flinch. He slaps his hand down on your thigh and squeezes, âdonât be so nervous. Weâre gonna get it all cleaned up. Wonât take much.âÂ
âMhm,â you hum as you look down at his large hand. You gulp and he lets you go.Â
He gets out and you look at Aika. Her wet nose touches your cheek. Sy whistles and she hops between the seats and follows him out the open door. You climb out on your side and peer up at the house in dread.Â
âSy, itâs... itâs gonna be dark in a few hours though.âÂ
âWell, we wonât be driving back now,â he scoffs. âWeâre gonâ be here a while. Just you and me. Like a honeymoon or such.âÂ
Your heart sinks. This man took over your life barely two days ago and heâs talking like youâre married. Worse, you let him bring you out to who knows where. Why hadnât you been paying attention?Â
âIâll just get it opened up and air it out,â he says as he marches up to the porch.Â
You watch him. Stunned. You really canât believe this. It canât be real. You scratch your scalp as panic razes through your skin. Aika sits on the steps and you turn back to the truck. You donât understand...Â
You go around the bed of the truck. Itâs covered. And locked. You canât pull it open.Â
You hear him stomping before he appears. You quickly move away from the truck and pretend that youâre admiring the wooden bench amid the patchy grass. He calls your name and you turn to him, swallowing your fear down deep.Â
âWanna come see? Got a flashlight.âÂ
He wiggles the yellow plastic and clicks the button. He hits it to make it turn on. You blow out a breath and nod. You go to him, choked of your voice.Â
He waves you ahead of him. You enter as he shines the flashlight around you. Thereâs furniture draped in sheets and an old cross stitch hung over a chest of drawers. Thereâs a fire stove that could be a century old and a carpet with fraying edges. You donât know if this place is forgotten or condemned.Â
âGet the boards down, get the dust out, and itâs perfect. Isnât it?â He purrs as he comes up and puts his arm across your shoulders.Â
You wince and nod. He guides you along as he aims the light into the kitchen and the stove that looks right out of a mid-century advert, well maybe if it got a fresh coat of paint. He squeezes you closer and stops.Â
âYou alright, sweetie? You quiet?âÂ
âYes,â you sniff, ây-yeah. Like you said. Itâs a surprise.âÂ
âNow I know you wee probably looking forward to the beach today but weâll get this place nice and cleaned up and have a good fire. I brought stuff for smores. Heh, another surprise. Then tomorrow, weâll have the whole day in the sun.â He waves the flashlight around, âyou know, itâs not ten minutes walk to the shore. I know a shortcut.âÂ
âThatâs... great,â you eke out. How does he know this place?Â
âIâll get the windows open. How about you pull them sheets off the furniture?â He suggests.Â
âOkay,â you agree softly.Â
You turn and go back down the hall. Aika watches through the door. Youâre trapped here with this mad man and his trained dog. Thereâs no way out, even if you did know where you are.Â
All you can do is distract yourself for as long as you can. Take your time, stay busy. Itâs once you have nothing to do that heâll be able to do anything he wants.Â
You work at uncovering all the furniture. Then you find a cloth to dust the surface. Sy tosses the boards from the windows in the yard and you take the straw broom form the corner to sweep the floor. The sky ripples as the sun sets and you work in the dimming haze.Â
Sy lights an old lantern, struggling to catch the wick. He leaves it with you as he takes the flashlight. He mutters something and continues into the shadows the hallway. Thereâs a clatter and Aika taps through the open door with breeze. She stops as her snout points after her owner.Â
Thump, thump, thump, thump... the noise whittles off and you look down as you hear noise beneath you. Thereâs a basement? You wait as Aika keeps vigil, unmoving. You scratch the floor with the bristles as you try to get up as much dirt as you can.Â
Thereâs a crackle and some more creaking. Sy thunders back up the stairs and you look up as he searches the wall. He twists a switch and shuts off the flashlight. The tinted bulbs on the wall light up. Â
âFound the generator,â he says. âLook at you. Looks good in here.âÂ
âUm, yeah,â you continue to brush the floorboards.Â
âShould I make up the bed?â He asks coyly.Â
You put your head down as you move with the broom, âwell, I am getting tired.âÂ
âTired...â he mutters. âMm, sure, but weâre still gonna have a fire, huh? Itâs a nice night.âÂ
You nod, âif thatâs what you want.âÂ
He sighs, âhm, Iâll... Iâll go fix up the bed then.âÂ
You know heâs disappointed. Youâre trying to play along but youâre terrified. As the crickets buzz louder and you hear the forest cracking and swaying, the desolation sets in. Your hopelessness cannot be staved off much longer.Â
Mistake after mistake, you canât help but blame yourself for this. He might be the villain, but you set yourself up. You started that Instagram, you didnât pay enough attention to security, you spoke to him at the grocery store, and you let him take you home. You let him invade your life and when you finally tried to get him out, it was already too late.Â
It is too late.Â
You still the broom and squeeze it. You stare at the window. You're lost. Entirely.Â
He comes back out and you flinch. You try to shake off your despair. It clings but you make yourself smile. You lean the broom against the wall.Â
âCan I help?â You ask.Â
âHelp, er, sure.â He accepts, âI got some fresh stuff in the truck.âÂ
He ushers you ahead of him. You go outside and heâs close behind. The keys jangle as he comes up next to you and you walk with him to the bed of the truck. He unlocks it and you nearly collapse. He drags out a large plastic bin. What is all this? Itâs like heâs moving...Â
How long has he been planning this?Â
You step back and blink. Youâre woozy with horror. All this stuff, you donât think heâs planning on leaving.Â
âAh, this one,â he drags out another container. âGot the sheets in there.âÂ
He lifts the big blue bin and you take another step back. You shake your head as you stagger around dumbly. He doesnât notice as he hauls the container in his arms toward the porch.Â
âBe a sweetie and get the door,â he says.Â
âNo,â you wisp and clear your throat. âNo,â you say loud as you stumble back. âNo, no!âÂ
You shake your head as he turns to you, his face contorted in confusion. You spin and nearly trip over your own feet. You burst into a sprint. Youâre not thinking. Itâs purely your body moving on fear alone.Â
You pump your arms and lift your knees, heading for the spatter of trees. They arenât thick enough to hide you completely but you might be able to weave around fast enough to lose him. And then...Â
Then...Â
You donât know. All you know is that you have to keep going. You can hear him. His footsteps crush through the twigs as he hollers, âAika.âÂ
He whistles as you puff shallowly through the pain in your chest. Go, go, go. It isnât fair. Itâs two against one.Â
You get past the first few trees as you hear his next order but donât understand it. Itâs in that other language. Youâre hit from behind, a toppling force that sends you onto your stomach. You land painfully in the dirt as Aika stands on your back and growls in your ear.Â
âAika, please. Youâre a good girl,â you plead, âAika, off! Aika--âÂ
âShe donât know English,â Sy snarls as stomps up behind you and kicks your foot. Â
You whimper and drop your head down. Your stomach, knees, arms, hands, legs, even your cheeks are scraped from your fall to earth. And fall you did. Back to reality.Â
âPlease,â you snivel. âPlease, Sy. Take me home. Iâm scared.âÂ
He sighs and snaps his fingers. Aika quiets and hops off of you. She turns as she stands by your head and Sy approaches you from behind. He pulls you up and turns you to face him.Â
âYou are home, sweetie,â he grits through his teeth.Â
You pout and shake your head, âno, Sy. Why? Why are you doing this to me?âÂ
âDoing what?â His forehead wrinkles and his eyes dull. âIâm takinâ care of ya. What do ya mean?âÂ
âBut... we canât stay out here.âÂ
âWhy not?âÂ
You stare up into his eyes. Theyâre empty. Like before. Like when he went rabid. You squirm and grab at his thick fingers.Â
âBecause,â you exclaim. âI donât know you.âÂ
He winces and blinks. His throat bobs as his head tilts back and forth. He squeezes your shoulders and huffs, âno, no, you know me.âÂ
âI donât,â you whine. âI donât know you.âÂ
âYou do. You do.â He insists. âYou spoke to me. You smiled at me. Every night.âÂ
Your lip quivers and your tears overflow, âSy,â you sniffle, âSy, you... you... youâre not a bad guy, youâre just confused. Please, I know you donât want to hurt me so take me home.âÂ
He closes his eyes and sucks in through his nose. His chest rumbles and he his breath out slow. His lashes lift. His pupils swallow up his irises. You shiver at the pools of black.Â
âCaptain,â he snarls. âI am your Captain.âÂ
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Apple fucked us on right to repair (again)
Today (September 22), I'm (virtually) presenting at the DIG Festival in Modena, Italy. Tonight, I'll be in person at LA's Book Soup for the launch of Justin C Key's "The World Wasnât Ready for You." On September 27, I'll be at Chevalier's Books in Los Angeles with Brian Merchant for a joint launch for my new book The Internet Con and his new book, Blood in the Machine.
Right to repair has no cannier, more dedicated adversary than Apple, a company whose most innovative work is dreaming up new ways to sneakily sabotage electronics repair while claiming to be a caring environmental steward, a lie that covers up the mountains of e-waste that Apple dooms our descendants to wade through.
Why does Apple hate repair so much? It's not that they want to poison our water and bodies with microplastics; it's not that they want to hasten the day our coastal cities drown; it's not that they relish the human misery that accompanies every gram of conflict mineral. They aren't sadists. They're merely sociopathically greedy.
Tim Cook laid it out for his investors: when people can repair their devices, they don't buy new ones. When people don't buy new devices, Apple doesn't sell them new devices. It's that's simple:
https://www.inverse.com/article/52189-tim-cook-says-apple-faces-2-key-problems-in-surprising-shareholder-letter
So Apple does everything it can to monopolize repair. Not just because this lets the company gouge you on routine service, but because it lets them decide when your phone is beyond repair, so they can offer you a trade-in, ensuring both that you buy a new device and that the device you buy is another Apple.
There are so many tactics Apple gets to use to sabotage repair. For example, Apple engraves microscopic Apple logos on the subassemblies in its devices. This allows the company to enlist US Customs to seize and destroy refurbished parts that are harvested from dead phones by workers in the Pacific Rim:
https://repair.eu/news/apple-uses-trademark-law-to-strengthen-its-monopoly-on-repair/
Of course, the easiest way to prevent harvested components from entering the parts stream is to destroy as many old devices as possible. That's why Apple's so-called "recycling" program shreds any devices you turn over to them. When you trade in your old iPhone at an Apple Store, it is converted into immortal e-waste (no other major recycling program does this). The logic is straightforward: no parts, no repairs:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/yp73jw/apple-recycling-iphones-macbooks
Shredding parts and cooking up bogus trademark claims is just for starters, though. For Apple, the true anti-repair innovation comes from the most pernicious US tech law: Section 1201 of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA).
DMCA 1201 is an "anti-circumvention" law. It bans the distribution of any tool that bypasses "an effective means of access control." That's all very abstract, but here's what it means: if a manufacturer sticks some Digital Rights Management (DRM) in its device, then anything you want to do that involves removing that DRM is now illegal â even if the thing itself is perfectly legal.
When Congress passed this stupid law in 1998, it had a very limited blast radius. Computers were still pretty expensive and DRM use was limited to a few narrow categories. In 1998, DMCA 1201 was mostly used to prevent you from de-regionalizing your DVD player to watch discs that had been released overseas but not in your own country.
But as we warned back then, computers were only going to get smaller and cheaper, and eventually, it would only cost manufacturers pennies to wrap their products â or even subassemblies in their products â in DRM. Congress was putting a gun on the mantelpiece in Act I, and it was bound to go off in Act III.
Welcome to Act III.
Today, it costs about a quarter to add a system-on-a-chip to even the tiniest parts. These SOCs can run DRM. Here's how that DRM works: when you put a new part in a device, the SOC and the device's main controller communicate with one another. They perform a cryptographic protocol: the part says, "Here's my serial number," and then the main controller prompts the user to enter a manufacturer-supplied secret code, and the master controller sends a signed version of this to the part, and the part and the system then recognize each other.
This process has many names, but because it was first used in the automotive sector, it's widely known as VIN-Locking (VIN stands for "vehicle identification number," the unique number given to every car by its manufacturer). VIN-locking is used by automakers to block independent mechanics from repairing your car; even if they use the manufacturer's own parts, the parts and the engine will refuse to work together until the manufacturer's rep keys in the unlock code:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/07/24/rent-to-pwn/#kitt-is-a-demon
VIN locking is everywhere. It's how John Deere stops farmers from fixing their own tractors â something farmers have done literally since tractors were invented:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/05/08/about-those-kill-switched-ukrainian-tractors/
It's in ventilators. Like mobile phones, ventilators are a grotesquely monopolized sector, controlled by a single company Medtronic, whose biggest claim to fame is effecting the world's largest tax inversion in order to manufacture the appearance that it is an Irish company and therefore largely untaxable. Medtronic used the resulting windfall to gobble up most of its competitors.
During lockdown, as hospitals scrambled to keep their desperately needed supply of ventilators running, Medtronic's VIN-locking became a lethal impediment. Med-techs who used donor parts from one ventilator to keep another running â say, transplanting a screen â couldn't get the device to recognize the part because all the world's civilian aircraft were grounded, meaning Medtronic's technicians couldn't swan into their hospitals to type in the unlock code and charge them hundreds of dollars.
The saving grace was an anonymous, former Medtronic repair tech, who built pirate boxes to generate unlock codes, using any housing they could lay hands on to use as a case: guitar pedals, clock radios, etc. This tech shipped these gadgets around the world, observing strict anonymity, because Article 6 of the EUCD also bans circumvention:
https://pluralistic.net/2020/07/10/flintstone-delano-roosevelt/#medtronic-again
Of course, Apple is a huge fan of VIN-locking. In phones, VIN-locking is usually called "serializing" or "parts-pairing," but it's the same thing: a tiny subassembly gets its own microcontroller whose sole purpose is to prevent independent repair technicians from fixing your gadget. Parts-pairing lets Apple block repairs even when the technician uses new, Apple parts â but it also lets Apple block refurb parts and third party parts.
For many years, Apple was the senior partner and leading voice in blocking state Right to Repair bills, which it killed by the dozen, leading a coalition of monopolists, from Wahl (who boobytrap their hair-clippers with springs that cause their heads irreversibly decompose if you try to sharpen them at home) to John Deere (who reinvented tenant farming by making farmers tenants of their tractors, rather than their land).
But Apple's opposition to repair eventually became a problem for the company. It's bad optics, and both Apple customers and Apple employees are volubly displeased with the company's ecocidal conduct. But of course, Apple's management and shareholders hate repair and want to block it as much as possible.
But Apple knows how to Think Differently. It came up with a way to eat its cake and have it, too. The company embarked on a program of visibly support right to repair, while working behind the scenes to sabotage it.
Last year, Apple announced a repair program. It was hilarious. If you wanted to swap your phone's battery, all you had to do was let Apple put a $1200 hold on your credit card, and then wait while the company shipped you 80 pounds' worth of specialized tools, packed in two special Pelican cases:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/05/22/apples-cement-overshoes/
Then, you swapped your battery, but you weren't done! After your battery was installed, you had to conference in an authorized Apple tech who would tell you what code to type into a laptop you tethered to the phone in order to pair it with your phone. Then all you had to do was lug those two 40-pound Pelican cases to a shipping depot and wait for Apple to take the hold off your card (less the $120 in parts and fees).
By contrast, independent repair outfits like iFixit will sell you all the tools you need to do your own battery swap â including the battery! for $32. The whole kit fits in a padded envelope:
https://www.ifixit.com/products/iphone-x-replacement-battery
But while Apple was able to make a showy announcement of its repair program and then hide the malicious compliance inside those giant Pelican cases, sabotaging right to repair legislation is a lot harder.
Not that they didn't try. When New York State passed the first general electronics right-to-repair bill in the country, someone convinced New York Governor Kathy Hochul to neuter it with last-minute modifications:
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2022/12/weakened-right-to-repair-bill-is-signed-into-law-by-new-yorks-governor/
But that kind of trick only works once. When California's right to repair bill was introduced, it was clear that it was gonna pass. Rather than get run over by that train, Apple got on board, supporting the legislation, which passed unanimously:
https://www.ifixit.com/News/79902/apples-u-turn-tech-giant-finally-backs-repair-in-california
But Apple got the last laugh. Because while California's bill contains many useful clauses for the independent repair shops that keep your gadgets out of a landfill, it's a state law, and DMCA 1201 is federal. A state law can't simply legalize the conduct federal law prohibits. California's right to repair bill is a banger, but it has a weak spot: parts-pairing, the scourge of repair techs:
https://www.ifixit.com/News/69320/how-parts-pairing-kills-independent-repair
Every generation of Apple devices does more parts-pairing than the previous one, and the current models are so infested with paired parts as to be effectively unrepairable, except by Apple. It's so bad that iFixit has dropped its repairability score for the iPhone 14 from a 7 ("recommend") to a 4 (do not recommend):
https://www.ifixit.com/News/82493/we-are-retroactively-dropping-the-iphones-repairability-score-en
Parts-pairing is bullshit, and Apple are scum for using it, but they're hardly unique. Parts-pairing is at the core of the fuckery of inkjet printer companies, who use it to fence out third-party ink, so they can charge $9,600/gallon for ink that pennies to make:
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2020/11/ink-stained-wretches-battle-soul-digital-freedom-taking-place-inside-your-printer
Parts-pairing is also rampant in powered wheelchairs, a heavily monopolized sector whose predatory conduct is jaw-droppingly depraved:
https://uspirgedfund.org/reports/usp/stranded
But if turning phones into e-waste to eke out another billion-dollar stock buyback is indefensible, stranding people with disabilities for months at a time while they await repairs is so obviously wicked that the conscience recoils. That's why it was so great when Colorado passed the nation's first wheelchair right to repair bill last year:
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2022/06/when-drm-comes-your-wheelchair
California actually just passed two right to repair bills; the other one was SB-271, which mirrors Colorado's HB22-1031:
https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billNavClient.xhtml?bill_id=202320240SB271
This is big! It's momentum! It's a start!
But it can't be the end. When Bill Clinton signed DMCA 1201 into law 25 years ago, he loaded a gun and put it on the nation's mantlepiece and now it's Act III and we're all getting sprayed with bullets. Everything from ovens to insulin pumps, thermostats to lightbulbs, has used DMCA 1201 to limit repair, modification and improvement.
Congress needs to rid us of this scourge, to let us bring back all the benefits of interoperability. I explain how this all came to be â and what we should do about it â in my new Verso Books title, The Internet Con: How to Seize the Means of Computation.
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Ok but hear me outâŚ. How would the bachelors do cooking/baking for their significant other?
The Bachelors in the kitchen
Dammon
I've said this once and I'll say this again, he snacks on the food while he cooks/bakes
If he's making cookies then half the dough isn't even making it into the oven
He's pretty good at cooking and backing though
He's used to doing quite precise work with fire, and cooking a meal is generally easier than making a sword
Dammon is more of a simple home cook anyway and you'll see him making a lot of 'meat and three vege' and stews
Simple, hearty food that makes you feel warm inside when you eat it usually because it's a little spicy
If you have a sweet tooth he's happy to bake for/with you
Just expect there to be a smaller than usual batch size for anything he makes
It's hard to tell him off with the how happy he looks snacking away on chocolate chips or cookie dough
He's a bit of a messy cook though, so expect there to be a few dishes hanging around
Dammons definitely someone you can trust to know his way around a kitchen
Zevlor
Zevlor is definitely used to campfire cooking and making food on the road
He's one of those people that's able to find food anywhere, even if it's slightly unusual edible plants
Once he settles down and starts living the quiet life he gets more into cooking and baking
Has a wide collection of different cookbooks, most of them second hand, and he uses them a lot
He feels more comfortable following the instructions that recipes provide, especially when stepping out of his comfort zone
You're his taste tester too
Expect for Zevlor to call you into the kitchen only to hold out a spoon of what he's cooking for you to try
He'll hold his hand under the spoon while feeding you, and he desperately wants to know what you think
Our lovely paladin actually ends up being a very good home cook after a bit of practice
Zevlor is real househusband material
Rolan
Rolan had to invent magic fire alarms to let him know when he's burning something
Which is every time he cooks btw
Don't even ask this man to fry you an egg, somehow he'll end up with burns on the countertop and egg on the roof
With a bit of supervision and a helping hand it's much easier to control the chaos
Like hell he's asking for help though lmao
Every time he steps foot in a kitchen Cal and Lia strong arm him into letting them help, they end up telling you to do the same if you value your house not being on fire
Rolan can, however, make things that don't involve fire or heat
He definitely makes a mean sandwich
Like the little diva he is, he also makes little cheese boards and such
Expect him to prepare them for when the two of you have little dates reading together
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No. 18 "Plea- Please. I can't be hated by you, I just can't" with reader saying this to Jason because he just found out that the Joker is her father
Jason Todd x Joker's Daughter!Reader
"Plea- Please. I can't be hated by you, I just can't."
You tried long and hard to fall out of your father's tight grasp of holding you hostage, telling you many times that you are his flesh and blood. His family. His face and name.
He's repeated that no one in the world will ever love you except him. And even if someone did, if they find out who you're related to, they'd instantly stop loving you. No one in the world is aware of your existence except for him and a few of his goons. Not even Batman knows that the Joker has a kid.
You've watched the Joker torture, maim, kill so many innocent people. You've watched him force other men who can't fend for themselves to work for him.
And for what? Your father does this for a good laugh. Because he's bored. Because he wants to play Tag with Batman.
But with endless lectures and monologues from the Joker, somehow, you remain to stay sane. But every time you tried to escape his hold, he somehow still managed to find you. How does he do it?
You found out from overhearing a discussion to kill Batman that the Joker would use Scarecrow's fear toxin on you to do his bidding, knowing that maltreatment wouldn't get you to do what he wants. And upon this discussion, you hear that you can't escape. That you could never escape from him. He planted a tracking chip, under your tongue.
You instantly ran to what is labelled as your bedroom. But in reality, it's just a small, cramped space with mould growing in all corners, cracks in the walls, and dried blood stains on the floor. But toss an old mattress there, and suddenly it classifies as a bedroom from dear old dad.
There's a shattered mirror hanging on one of the walls. You grab a shard off the floor, staring into the mirror, looking desoerate to take the tracker out. As soon as you lifted your tongue to rip out your tracker, you hear the Joker call for you.
"Ohhh, Y/n, my sweets!" He bellows. You drop the shard, turning to look at your dad with an unamused expression on your face, replying with a harsh 'what'.
"Clear up the attitude, hm? There's someone I'd like you to meet!" He declares, almost in a tune. Your face scrunches in confusion. Joker says no more as he walks away, expecting you to follow, as you do.
You follow him down to the ground floor of the warehouse. And you're shocked to see Robin tied up with barbed wires to a wheelchair. His face is busted, there's dark circles under his eyes, but no one would notice them seeing how bloodied his face was, and his head was hung low.
He looked scared, confused. He looked like he'd given up on trying to escape.
"Meet boy blunder 2.0!" Joker cheered, picking up his crowbar, giving Jason a swing to the leg. Jason grimaces but doesn't scream in pain. He already looks so dead. Joker scoffs in boredom. "Not playing, I see," he mutters. "No matter! I'm quite finished with you anyway. But first!"
The Joker brings out a camera, putting it right in front of Jason. You're confused as to why you were brought down to witness this. You have an understanding that the Joker would kill Robin, but you have no control over what he does. You try to help Robin, and your head would have a bullet in there.
"How long has he been here?" You quietly ask.
"Oh, you know.." The Joker chuckles. "A month... a year? Same difference," he cackles as your eyes widen.
He starts recording, and you don't realise you can be seen in the corner of the background of the footage. The Joker goes on and on with his usual, riddled speeches. Within that, it is revealed to you that this new Robin is identified as Jason Todd, who claims to hate Batman.
"Hey..." The Joker suddenly says to Jason. "I never asked. What's the big secret? Who is the big, bad bat? What's his name? Tell me!" he calmly says.
"Of course, sir. It's-"
No matter how many times you witness your father murder an innocent person, you'd never get used to the sound of his gunshot. Or the sound of his crowbar against bruising flesh. Or his maniacal cackles of dekight when he kills someone. Especially someone who is... was close to Batman.
"Never could stand a tattletale. See, my darling, Y/n?" He says to you. "This is why I work alone. No one to spoil the punchline!" He grands the camera, bringing it to get a closer look at the dead boy in front of you. "You should try it sometime." At this point, you don't know if he's talking to you or the camera. You assume this video footage would be sent to the Bat.
The Joker finishes up the footage, tossing the camera to you as you clumsily catch it. "Export the footage, my sweets. Then, send it to the coordinates that I'll send to you in a bit," he instructs to you.
"Why can't you do it?" You carefully say, trying not to get on his bad side.
"Because..." He hisses, harshly grabbing your face with a firm grip as you winced. "I told you to do it. Now go."
You glare at him, going to go export the footage and send the taoes to the coordinates, in which you assume is where Batman would be currently located.
A month later, everything is quiet. The Joker and most of his goons are out to raid Scarecrow's cookery. You take this opportunity. You head to your room, looking dead in your eyes through the mirror. You slowly open your mouth, sticking your finger in, trying to feel the lumo of where the tracker is situated.
When you find it, you grab a shard, placing it directly over the tracker. You attempted to muffle your whimpers as much as you can to make sure the rest of Joker's goons don't hear you. You were finally able to pop the tracker out, and you hold it up between your eyes, your focus on the blinking light that somehow blinds you. It makes your eyes water, but you drop the tracker to the ground, leaving it there. You're aware that if you step on it, it might send a signal to Joker, indicating that the device he planted in you had been damaged.
So you left it there in your room, you pack whatever shit you can, and you attempt once more to escape that damn warehouse. For the uears you soent in there, you took note of usually unguarded exits and the routines of your dad's goons.
And with that, you successfully stepped foot out of the warehouse. And you took no extra second to bolt away as fast and as far away as you can.
With your bolt for freedom, you go to the closest drug store. Thanks to dear old dad, you managed to steal some essentials. Vitamins, bandages- oh. And some hair dye. You go to whatever public restroom you could find. You got your pocket knife and started to messily cut your hair, along with applying every last drop of that hair dye.
You decided to stay along the outskirts of Gotham. You were never able to get out of the warehouse, so staying in Gotham, a somewhat familiar setting would be safest for you.
And since the outskirts are the poorer sides of town, where the Joker wouldn't be interested in torturing the already tortured, you knew that he wouldn't be a problem for a good while.
So you went around, figuring the in and outs of the outskirts. It's been another few years, and you've forgotten all about the Robin fiasco that occurred in the warehouse. You even forgot that he willingly revealed his identity.
The past few years had been hectic. There was a new Robin roaming around, a new crime lord emerged by the name of Arkham Knight, whose name had died down a bit and is now working alongside Batman... you think?
You were able to get a stable job at Bat Burgers. Luckily, seeing as it's a cheao, greasy fast food place, they didn't need any formal documents. You were able to rent a run-down apartment (which was a huge upgrade to your decomposing room back at the warehouse) and with a little extra cash, you were able to buy snacks for some of the kids along the outskirts.
You were fishing through your bag for your wallet when you bumped into someone, and you hit your face prettg hard against them.
"Ow! Watch it, nitwit!" You snap at them, but they scoff.
"You're the one not watching where you're going," he bites back. And you were about to make a snarky comment, but when you looked up at the stranger, you swear you saw an angel. He was tall... very tall. He also had gorgeous green eyes and a few scars on his face that made him somewhat more attractive.
Your silence indicates to him that you have nothing else to say, and he scoffs once more and leaves. You shake your head away from the thought of how good-looking he was and continued your way towards the grocery store.
You picked up a few meats and vegetables you were going to offer to the soup kitchen down the road, not forgetting to put some candy and snacks in the basket for the kids that would be there.
When you checkout, you headed straight for the soup kitchen, immediately greeting Diane, the owner of the place,with a sweet smile and a wave. You say hi to the other volunteers when you make it to the back of the kitchen, dropping off the plastic bag full of produce, telling the others you won't be long.
When you step out, you're instantly tackled by a bunch of 6 and 7 years olds hugging you tightly, all of them talking at once saying how much they missed you.
"Okay, okay," you laugh with the kids. "Hey, guess what I got," you bend down to their level, lowering your voice, as they all copied you, looking more secretive and quietening. You then whip open your bag, reveal various treats for them as the kids squeal with excitement.
"Alright, alright, one at a time!" You exclaim, happy ti see the kids enjoying their time.
When you wrap things up, you hug the kids once more, saying goodbye and that you'd see them soon. But when you swiftly turn, your face is once more met with a solid surface.
You take a step back, grabbing your nose. "Ow! Shit- again?!" You hiss, your eyes tight shut as your hands apply soothing pressure to your not really broken face.
"You know you shouldn't curse. There's kids around."
You look up, getting a sense of deja vu, seeing the same pair of emerald green eyes looking down at you smugly.
"Ugh.. you," you groaned, secretly glad you got to see him again... just wanting to admire the view, you guess.
"Ugh, me," the handsome stranger mocked with a grin. He stuck his hand out, interested to officially meet the person who continuously walks into his chest. But also, the person who manages to make these kids smile in just a split second.
"Jason."
You raise a brow at his extended arm, shaking it cautiously. "Y/n..." You say, shaking his hand. Didn't he know a Y/n from somewhere?
You notice him wearing an apron. "You volunteer here?" You question as Jason nods his head.
"Whenever I get free time. I only started volunteering recently. Otherwise, I'm just doing whatever. How bout you?"
"Just visits here and there. I don't have time to volunteer fully. Just drop off some food and snacks most of the time, though," you explain, and Jason smiles.
"Well, your time here definitely seems to cheer up those kids. They're always frowning," he says sadly, but you just shrugged.
"It's not much. It's all I can offer. This side of Gotham really isn't Wayne manor," you joke, unaware that you were having a conversation with a son of Bruce Wayne. Well... not until Diane comes up.
"Ah, Y/n! You've met Jason Todd!" She cheers.
Jason Todd. Where have you heard that name before? It's starting to itch the back of your mind.
"Yeah, glad you got another volunteer since you're getting fewer people to help out," you say with a sad smile.
"I know, but it's not every day you get a son of Bruce Wayne to volunteer in a little kitchen," she happily says. One of the workers at the back calls out to Diane for some help. "Well, better get back to work! See you soon, Y/n!" She happily says as she walks off to the back.
Your brows are high, and your eyes are wide as you stare at Jason. "You're... You're a Wayne?!" You say shockingly while looks down at you.
"You didn't know? I'm kind of famous," he starts to say as you look at him cluelessly. "Was announced dead but was actually alove, just gone missing?"
"Nah, doesn't ring a bell."
"Wow, you don't get out much, do you?" He laughs.
"As much as that is an interesting tale to tell, I'm not interested in rich people business," you say as you glance at your watch. "Look, it was nice talking to you. Sorry for walking into you or whatever, but I gotta go. Late for work," you explain as you were about to bolt out the door. But Jason stops you by grabbing your hand.
"Wait! I... I kind of wanted to get to know you more. Can.. I get your number?" He awkwardly asks.
"Oh..." You quietly say. "I... Sorry, I just... Don't have a phone.." You say in embarrassment. But it doesn't seem to bother Jason.
"Oh, well... where do you work? What time would you finish? I can.. uhm. Drop you home if you want?" He offers, and you smile.
"Batburgers. 9pm, " you say as Jason nods and you finally run out the door, sprinting to work.
As promised, Jason comes to visit you half an hour before your shift ends, talking to you about the soup kitchen as you wiped down a table.
When you walk out with him, you notice that he's walking you towards a motorcycle.
"You ride a bike?" You ask.
"Yeah, is that okay?"
"Is it okay?? It's sick!" You exclaim as you hop on behind him once he gets on. Under his helmet, he smiles, thinking how cute your reaction was, as he hands you a spare helmet.
He would be lying if he said his heartbeat sped up when you wrapped your arms around his waist. He just met you. He shouldn't be so nervous around you like this.
"So... would you be free any time this week?" He asks as he walks you up to your apartment complex. You insisted many times you can go on your own, embarrassed for Jason to see where you lived in comparison to Wayne Manor, but Jason assured you that he wouldn't care.
"I have work for the rest of the week," you reply in disappointment. "But... I guess I do finish pretty late each night... wouldn't mind a ride back," you say in hopes that Jason would accept your request of taking both a lift off of him, and his time to talk to him more.
He smiles in response, agreeing to pick you up after work as you gave him your schedule.
Your routine of Jason picking you up during the late nights after work continued. Soon, the two of you went out on actual hangouts through Gotham for a few weeks. Then those weeks turned to months. And soon, Jason frew tired of just being friends with you.
How the hell was he supposed to just be friends with you when his heart raced when you smiled. Or when his cheeks burn when you compliment him. Or when his stomach flutters when you hug him.
How the hell was he supposed to just be friends with you when he's trying so damn hard not to kiss you just because you looked so cute.
Ao he grew himself a pair and asked you out.
Obviously, you said yes.
And another of a couple of dates later, you made it official. Jason was so down bad that he asked you to move into his apartment. You told him so many times you didn't want to intrude his space, but he just called you dumb and ridiculous (which you took great offence to). But eventually, you caved in and agreed.
During this time, you have never felt so loved before. Jason made you forget that the Joker existed. That he was even your father. Jason proved the Joker wrong. There is someone who can truly love you.
But... then your relationship started to get messy. He stopped picking you up from work. He was out late at night, and he wouldn't tell you why. You found him early next morning laying on the couch. He wouldn't even come to bed anymore?
You continuously asked where he's getting these bruises and wounds from. But he wouldn't answer that either. He just told you that it wasn't your business and to leave him alone.
Today, he woke up around noon. He rubbed his eyes and cracked his neck, clearly another uncomfortable sleep.
He was looking around his surroundings when he sees a duffle bag by the door. He then hears from the oppostie side, a door being closed. He turns to see you dressed and with no clear expression on your face.
You've acknowledged that he was awake, but you refuse to make any eye contact with him. You head straight to the door, picking up your duffle bag, fishing through your stuff as you find what you were looking for while Jason remains on the couch confused.
"Where are you going?" He calls out.
"Home." You spit, pulling the spare keys that Jason gave you for his apartment and slammed it on the desk beside the door.
Jason instantly gets up. "W-what? But- But you are home! This is your home! Our home.." he says, panicking.
"Is it? Is our home, Jason?" You yell. "Because you're never here! And when you are here, you're sleeping. Then, you wake up and you go out. And you get hurt. And you're not telling me how or- or why! I don't know if you're cheating or if you're in a fight club, but clearly, you don't want me to know, and clearly, you don't care if I'm worried about you. So, yeah. I'm going home. Oh! And it's over," you hiss, glaring at his, reaching for the door knob.
"Wait- wait! Please. Please, I'll explain," Jason begs, as you turn, a stern look on your face.
Jason sits you down, telling you not to freak out.
Ans you've never hated yourself more than you do now. Jason tells you that he was Arkham Knight, now going by the name Red Hood. And that he used to be the second Robin.
You wanted to scream and cry. That's where you heard the name Jason Todd from. Jason Todd was murdered right in front of your eyes. Jason Todd was tortured by your father. Jason Todd was killed by your father. Jason Todd os dating his murderer's daughter.
You play it off. Saying that it all makes sense. Why he doesn't pick you up anymore. Why he's always out so late. Why he gets so many wounds and bruises.
You'll tell him. You'll tell him who you really are. Soon. It's not fair if he doesn't know. Especially since he's coming clean now.
You'll tell him soon.
You didn't know when soon would be. Every time you think soon is coming, the moment disappears.
Jason's either in too much of a good mood or he's having a breakdown and a nightmare. He has nightmares about the Joker torturing him. And it's you who's there to snap him out of it. It's you who's there to comfort him. You comfort him, telling him that the Joker isn't here. But you are. You tell him that you're there for him.
You feel so guilty. You tell him the Joker isn't out there to get him. But there you are. His own flesh and blood, cradling him, shushing him, whispering sweet nothings to him til he falls asleep once more.
You'll tell him soon.
You grew even more guilty when Jason brings you over to Wayne Manor, and Bruce, Dick and Tim welcome you with open arms. Bruce had this... look in his eyes. But you ignored it nonetheless. Jason gives you a tour of the Manor, even shows you the big cave downstairs, and takes you to his old room. You try to stay optimistic, joking about how he was such a berd, looking at all the classic books laying around. But then you came across an old photo of him. He's younger and in his Robin suit. He looks happy. It was obvious Robin meant so much to him. And your dad took that away from him.
You'll tell him soon.
One day, you went into the cave after receiving a call from Jason.
"Why did you call me here?" You asked.
"Joker's dead." Was all he says. And you froze. You don't know how to feel. Relieved? Does this mean you don't have to tell him who you are?
"I know this is random, but... Superman killed Joker. I don't know if I can finally breathe, but... I don't know. There's a tingle inside of me. Telling me that the Joker is still alive and out to get me."
Shit.
You'll tell him soon. You'll tell him soon, right? Maybe now? Like, the Joker's dead. You've shown nothing but love to Jason. He'd believe you. He'd believe you are not your dad. You'll tell him. Yeah, you'll tell him soon.
Jason sighs and plays the tapes. The tapes that the Joker sent to Batman when he was Robin. And your eyes widen.
"Why the hell are you watching that??" You say in complete fear. The camera that the Joker used was old and glitchy with horrible quality. But as Jason played the tapes, you could still make out that there's a half of a figure, just peeking through the camera in the background behing the tied up, young Jason Todd.
"I don't know... Trying to find a conclusion. If anyone had to kill Joker, it should've been me," Jason says with a low voice.
"Hey... I never asked. What's the big secret? Who is the big, bad bat? What's his name? Tell me!" The tape plays, displaying on the huge screen in front of the two, and you swear you'd throw up any second now.
"Of course, sir. It's-" Before the gun gets shot, Jason sighs, pausing and rewinding.
"I'm sorry. This is all so dark and heavy." Jason grumbles. You don't say anything. You're focused on the small blur in the corner of the footage.
As Jason stares as the paused footage, he mentions, "That doesn't look like one of his henchmen."
Tell him.
"Fuck me, is that another kid?" he mutters angrily to himself, leaning in, taking a closer look at the footage.
Fucking tell him.
Jason takes a breath and presses play, and the video starts with a bang.
Tell him, god dammit.
"Never could stand a tattletale. See, my darling, Y/n?" The Joker says through the video. And time stops. Was the cave always this quiet? The video is still playing. How is it so quiet??
The camera wobbles as the Joker picks it up. He walks closer to Jason's dead body, but for a split second, you're in full, clear view. And Jason pauses the video. You weren't moving. You didn't look scared. You looked fed up.
Jason is silent. That's not you. That can't be you. Jason's head turns from the footage of you to you, currently standing behind him. No, no. That's not you. Your hair colour is different. But your face has the same bone structure.
"Y/n," he calls out. Your name is now so bitter on his tongue. "Tell me that, isn't you. He meant something else, right? 'My darling'? What the fuck does that mean? He was just scaring you, right???" Jason questions, his voice raising each sentence and his bottom lip quivering.
Your eyes are blurry as tears threaten to fall. You walk to Jason, bending down, looking up and you place you hands ever so gently on his knees.
"Jason," your voice cracks. "I wanted to tell you so bad," you whimper.
And Jason lets out a harsh, sarcastic laugh. "Fuck me. Don't fucking tell me you were working with him. You're a real fucking psychopath working with him at what? 13?" He spits, tears cascading down his scarred cheeks.
You shook your head. "Jay," you tried to sweetly call out to him. "I'm his daughter," you pathetically admit.
Jason's eyes widen to the point where it looks like his eyes would detatch from his sockets. He shakes his head slowly. But then, he shakes it faster, harsher.
"That isn't funny, Y/n," he almost chokes saying your name.
"No, it's not funny," you say. "But it's true," you start crying.
Jason pushes you away. You fall back as Jason stands up, towering over you. You've never been so intimidated by him before.
"You're his daughter? The Joker has a daughter?" Jason whispers in disbelief. And you nod in response. "So what the fuck were you doing just standing there? Ha.. What? Did you enjoy watching him put me through hell?"
"Jason- No! I wasn't even there when he-"
"LIAR!" He yells, his voice echoing across the cave. His breathing becomes heavy and uneven.
"Jason, you're going to have a pani-"
"Get out." He says.
"W-what?"
"Get. Out. If I ever see you again, I'll end you. I may not have been able to kill Joker myself, but you? Making me think you loved me? Fuck, is this why you only tell me now? Because daddy's dead? Just get the fuck out and never see me ever again. This is your only chance," he says, looking away from you as you finally start sobbing.
"Jay- Jason. Please," you beg, shifting to your knees, looking up at him. "Plea- Please. I can't be hated by you, I just can't." You pleaded and begged and prayed that Jason would look at you.
But Jason knows that if he looks at your state, then he might forgive you. Might forget the situation. But he can't because your father killed him. And all in his mind is that you used him because you were working with his dad. And that you're only crying because his dad got killed and that you got caught. So, no. He won't look at you, and he won't forgive you.
"Jason, please, you- you're the only person who has ever made me feel loved," you sniffled. "And I- I wanted to help you then. Help you escape. But I couldn't, please! Please believe me, Jason, please," you cried harder.
"You weren't supposed to see that."
You and Jason's heads turn to the voice. Bruce comes out of the elevator to the Batcave, walking closer to the pair.
And all Jason could see is red.
"You knew?" He snarled. And then scoffed. "Well, yeah, of course you knew. You didn't even kill Joker when you found out he murdered me- You didn't even care!" Jason yells. "I don't care that Penguin or- or Riddler are out there. They didn't kill me! They didn't kill thousands- millions! The Joker did! And you kept him alive! Now that he's dead, guess what! His daughter is right here under our noses! And you knew! Do you hate me that much that you let the Joker's daughter into our home?"
"Jason, plea-"
"I TOLD YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUT!" Now that Jasin finally looked at you, all you saw on him face was pure spite and anger. There was no more love for you left in his eyes. Just pure hatred.
And you finally got it. Jason doesn't love you any longer. And your dad was right. Even if someone loves you, when they find out who you're related to, they will instantly stop loving you.
The Joker was right.
So you got up and shamefully left the cave, and once you reached the manor, you can still hear Jason screaming and roaring.
You were numb. You finally got a tatste of what true love felt like, and it slipped through your fingers ever so quickly.
And now the only person you thought ever loved you would kill you if he saw you again.
So you left. You took your stuff from your- Jason's apartment and left Gotham. Now, future generations would probably read about the Joker in their history books. But not on a single page, paragraph or sentence would your name be mentioned. Because only two people in the entire world knew who you were.
One of them was your father's sworn enemies. And the other was your father's victim. One of these people, you hardly knew, but he knew who you were and still trusted you and welcomed you into his home. The other didn't know who you were. And you loved him. And you were positive he loved you too. But once he found out your identity, he loathed you. And he wanted you dead.
god damn that was long
pt 2
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Making Out to Pablo Honey (virgin!Dieter Bravo x f!reader)
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pairing: virgin!Dieter Bravo x f!reader
rating: E MDNI
summary: Dieterâs always tried to be cool. The thing about being cool, though, the more he tries, the less it works. You, on the other hand, youâre cool.
contents: virgin!Dieter, young!Dieter, lots of 90s references, cannabis, mentions of masturbation, fingering, premature ejaculating, one ferris bueller reference, reader is able bodied and not described physically moth never uses y/n.
This fic is about horny teens doing horny teen things. It's not too late to not read this if that's not ok with you.
wc: 2.5k
a/n: I'm thinking of this as a Dieter origin story. I really enjoyed thinking about him before he was the DIETER BRAVO. Anyway, this was kind of healing I wish I knew him back when I was in high school. Thanks @moonlitbirdie and @whocaresstillthelouvre for betaing and cheering me on!
âSweet or salty?â you ask. Your head is buried in one of the kitchen cabinets, rummaging through a selection of snacks.Â
Dieter sits on the counter opposite, watching you with a lazy smile.Â
âSweet,â he says. âNo, wait. Salty.â
You look at him over your shoulder, your eyes bloodshot under heavy lids.Â
âYouâre so stoned,â you giggle.Â
Dieter blushes. Despite the fact that he coughs after every hit, getting high with you after school has become his favorite past time. You never tease him for it, just put the joint between your lips while Dieter wonders if you can feel the warmth from his there. Youâre both well and truly blazed at this point after smoking up in the dugout of the school's baseball field.
Dieter gazes over your body as you stand on tip toe, reaching for the top shelf. Itâs like he canât control his eyes from wandering to you when heâs like this. Sometimes you notice.Â
âWhat?â youâll say. âYouâre staring at me.â
âYouâre paranoid,â heâll lie.Â
He wishes he was brave enough to tell you that heâs staring because he thinks youâre beautiful.Â
Itâs hard to believe that the two of you are actually friends now. He still remembers when you were assigned as his lab partner, a girl that he was equally drawn to and intimidated by. Â
Now heâs in your house after school almost every day.Â
âHoney?â your motherâs voice calls from the front door.
âShit.â Dieter hops onto the floor before she enters the kitchen in a smart business outfit.Â
âOh, hi, Dieter,â she says, smoothing the bottom of her hair.Â
âHello, maâam,â Dieter says.Â
You stifle a laugh.Â
âDieter, you donât have to call me maâam,â your mother says. Â
âUm okay,â he replies. He canât remember her first name. Sheâs told him before. Does he seem stoned? Oh, god, he definitely does.Â
She scrunches her nose.
âWhatâs that smell?â she asks.
Dieterâs stomach plummets. The two of you must reek of pot. Heâs grown to like the scentâ an earthy tang that now reminds him of you. He braces himself, trying to clear his foggy mind for a moment so he canât act sober.Â
âSomebody mustâve run over a skunk,â you say. âWhatâre you doing home so early?â
You change the subject so seamlessly. Of course. Nothing ever seems to scare you.
âIâve got a meeting with the Vermont people but I left the damn file here,â she says, picking a folder up from the kitchen table. âIâll be back late if we close the deal.â
âGood luck,â you say.
Dieter bursts with laughter as your mother goes out the front door. You join him, nearly doubling over with your giggles.Â
âI was freaking out!â he tells you. âA skunk! I canât believe she bought that.â
âI know, right? Sheâs clueless,â you chuckle. âLook.âÂ
You hold up your creationâ a plate bursting with flavor and texture. Itâs organized into little piles of treatsâ potato chips, Oreos, a handful of glistening strawberries. Chocolate covered pretzels rest beside dried cranberries and several ropes of licorice separate honey roasted peanuts from fun sized Kit Kats in glossy red wrappers. Itâs a feast, every bite he could ever want just when he wants it the most.Â
âFuck,â he whispers as he takes in this offering.Â
Maybe itâs the pot buzzing around in his head but he can feel himself falling head over heels for you. He wants to kiss you but what if you donât want to be kissed? What if you reject him? He could play it off as a joke like the one he told in the biology lab that got you to notice him for the first time. Humiliation he can handle but heâs not sure he could take that heartbreak.Â
The cookies are calling his name so he abandons any dreams of filling his mouth with your tongue in favor of a Nutter Butter.Â
Thereâs a big, L shaped couch in the basement that Dieter sprawls out on while he munches on the fruit. They might be the best strawberries heâs ever eaten. Everything tastes so good when heâs high. He wonders what you taste like.Â
âDo you like Radiohead?â you ask sorting through a pile of cassettes.Â
âYeah. I love them,â he says. Heâs only heard one of their songs on the radio but if you like them, he wants to like them, too.Â
Dieterâs always tried to be cool. He has a lot working against himâ built like a string bean, a goofy personality. His own fucking name has betrayed him. He got the same haircut as Leonardo DiCaprio, he saved up to buy a pair of fancy sneakers, he spends hours in the mirror carefully choosing his outfits. The thing about being cool, though, the more he tries, the less it works.Â
You, on the other hand, youâre cool. Effortlessly so in your black boots and chipped nail polish. Itâs not just the music you listen to or the clothes you wear. Thereâs something in your attitude, an aloof confidence that heâs never been able to replicate.Â
Despite his anxieties, you never make him feel judged. It seems like you enjoy introducing him to new things. You offered to make him a mixtape and it sent his heart fluttering. Heâs shared a thing or two with you, tooâ leading you through the aisles of the local video store handing you his favorite obscure movies. Sometimes you laugh at his enthusiasm but itâs never mean spirited.Â
You pop the tape in and climb up onto the sofa as rough guitar strums seep through the speakers. Thereâs something psychedelic in the music that has Dieter sinking deeper into his seat.Â
Although thereâs plenty of space, you sit alongside him, propping your feet up on the chaise beside his. Dieterâs pulse picks up. Heâs so aware of you so close to him, each move of your muscles as you get comfortable. He can smell the pot tangled up in your hair and the fresh scent of cotton that always lingers on your clothes.Â
âI like being high,â Dieter sighs.Â
You laugh. He fucking loves the sound of it, wants to be a little clown to keep you giggling away.
âGive me a Kit Kat,â you say.Â
The snack plate is balanced on Dieterâs lap so when you fish through it for the candy, he can feel the pressure of your touch right on his dick. He stifles a groan, trying to focus his attention on the crinkle of the wrapper in your hands.Â
Heâs touched himself to the thought of you more times than heâd like to admit. There was an incident when you unexpectedly brushed your ass against him at your locker and he popped a boner. He had to take care of it in the bathroom, one hand cupping the tip of his cock as he came so he didnât make a mess.Â
âDieter,â you say. His name sounds so sweet when you say it softly like that.Â
âYeah,â he replies.Â
Some time in the last fifteen minutes, his mind wandered away and he got lost in the haze of his high. He canât remember what he was thinking about before you got his attention or how long heâs been out of it. Thereâs just a warm feeling in his head and every once in a while he remembers that youâre sitting right next to him and he smiles to himself and then he floats away again.Â
âYouâre staring at me,â you say.Â
Youâre close, laying on the same couch cushion, your face just inches from his own. You have pretty eyes. Maybe thatâs what heâs been looking at. Or your hair. He likes your hair.Â
âYeah,â he says with a sigh. Thereâs no denying it this time.Â
Your lips curl into a smile and your eyes dance over his features. He feels himself leaning towards you like his head is too heavy to fight your magnetic pull.Â
Your noses brush, thatâs when he realizes that youâre moving towards him, too. Both of you hesitate there, an acknowledgement of this point of no returnâ your friendship will never be the same.Â
You kiss him. At first itâs a cautious meeting of lips and, suddenly, a crash of passion and excitement. Itâs sloppy and unchoreographed but the two of you find a rhythm. He can taste the chocolate in your kiss.Â
You climb onto his lap, sliding your hands beneath his shirt. Having all of you there, straddling him like heâs in his own wet dream, is overwhelming. Blood rushes to his cock. Thereâs so much of you to exploreâ soft places to touch and hold and taste. He wants all of you all at once and you seem just as eager.Â
Your mouth roams his neck and teeth rake against his earlobe as you rock over the bulge in his jeans. Heâs so sensitive from the weed, he can practically feel the hot drag of your pussy even through the layers between you.Â
Dieter fumbles with the clasp of your bra and you knock his hands away to do it for him, then unbutton your pants and do the same for him. He keeps his mouth on yours as you pull off his shirt with eager kisses.Â
He slips his fingers beneath the waistband of your panties. Heâs met with the slick lips of your pussy giving him a delicious shiver. You gasp and sink your teeth into his bottom lip.Â
Now your hand finds him, coating his length with precum and tugging.Â
âOh god,â he chokes. He wills himself not to finish right there in your hand.Â
Dieter presses a finger into your entrance, slow and cautious, watching your expression for any signs of discomfort. Youâre so tight, he canât imagine the crush of it around him. The strokes on his cock stutter and slow as he thrusts deeper until eventually your limp hand simply holds him. He doesnât care. The feeling of you is addicting, all slippery and inviting.Â
âOw,â you complain.Â
âIs this ok?â Dieter asks.Â
âDonât just finger me,â you complain.Â
He blanches, unsure of how to correct himself. If you want more, heâs more than willing to give it to you but it has nerves churning in his belly.Â
âIâve never done it,â Dieter says.Â
He immediately wishes he could take the words and swallow them back down. His neck burns with embarrassment. The coolest girl heâs ever met is letting him in her pants and he just spoiled it all by admitting heâs a virgin.Â
You stare at him with big, round eyes, your lips swollen from kissing. Your adamâs apple bobs in your throat.Â
âMe either,â you tell him.Â
Itâs Dieterâs turn to stare. Heâs shocked. It seems like youâve done everything already. At least, everything a high school senior would aspire to do.Â
If you were embarrassed to tell him that, you donât let it linger for long. âThat wasnât what I meant,â you say. âIt justâ I don't think I can come that way.â
Dieter nods in awe. This isnât the first time heâs gone to third base but he hadnât felt very sure of his technique during those few encounters. You look a little nervous, maybe for the first time ever, but heâs so impressed youâre confident enough to tell him what you want, to even know. He wants to give you exactly what you need.Â
âShow me,â he says. âShow me what you like.â
Your pupils blow out and Dieterâs not sure which one of you is more aroused. Eventually you regain yourself, nodding quickly and climbing off of his lap so you can shimmy your pants all the way off.Â
Dieter canât help but stare at all the parts of you that are exposed. Youâre so pretty he can hardly believe he gets to touch you. His cock throbs at the sight and he fists himself before realizing that heâd better stop if he wants to last more than half a minute.Â
You lay back on the couch, parting your bent legs for Dieter. He sits up for a good view as you explain the secrets of the universe. You take his hand and guide his fingers to your pussy, carefully sliding them along the side of your clit. Itâs velvety soft and warm and slick and you take in a sharp breath. His cock jumps. Again, a wet stroke over you. You set a pace, your hand around his as he makes you melt.
âWoah,â he whispers to himself as he watches your body respond.Â
Heâs not sure where to look; at the glistening lips of your pussy, a rare glimpse at the opposite sex in real life or at your face, eyes closed and brow knit as you float in ecstasy. Itâs the sexiest thing heâs ever seen.
He forgets the throbbing between his own legs, entranced by your pleasure. Your grip around his hand slackens and Dieter experiments with slightly faster strokes, kissing your neck. Your pulse thrums under his lips, your whines vibrating.Â
As he gathers more slick from your entrance, you grind your clit into the heel of his hand. Your hips lift from the wet patch thatâs growing beneath you. Dieter keeps his hand planted on you, giving you all the friction you need.Â
He tries to find a way to tell you to use him, to take what you need, but heâs speechless. Watching a girl get off on him, and not just any girl but you, feels like witnessing a miracle.Â
Your muscles tighten, every single tendon in your body wrapped up like a rubber band about to snap. He canât help himself. Dieter slides a finger inside of you. It feels even better than before, now that your walls are coated in that sweet release.Â
Thatâs when it crashes over you. You lock up, your arms and thighs straining. He can feel your core tensing around him desperately and he thinks he might cum just from the sight of you like this. Itâs not like heâs seen in porn. Youâre quiet, focused, somewhere else and he wants to go there, wherever that planet of pleasure might be.Â
He wants to kiss you, to taste your release and bury his face in your tits but he doesnât dare move and ruin this exquisite moment for you. So he keeps moving with the same steady tempo as you flutter around him.Â
You groan out his name, long and slow and it sounds like music.Â
Dieter feels his hips jerk and, oh fuck, heâs cumming. He tears his hand away from you to squeeze it over his spasming cock. Itâs too late and the wet press of you coated on his fingers doesnât help. He paints his torso with his own warm, sticky spend.Â
You stare, eyes wildly surveying the mess on his belly, still dazed as you come down.Â
He should be mortified that he just blew his load all over himself the very first time heâs gotten physical with you but his veins are coursing with bliss. His head falls back, chest heaving as he catches his breath.Â
âI really like you,â he says.Â
Your face breaks out in a smile and you bashfully bite your lip. He feels your fingers intertwine with his own.Â
âYeah. I like you too,â you say.Â
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COD Sex Bot Au - General and Character Specific Facts
Requested: Yes. By uhâŚ..pretty much everyone. SO many people begged for something and while this isnât exactly a part 2, I hope it will help tide you all over til I can get that completed.
Warnings: Fluff, Angst, Child Abuse, Adult Abuse as well, Mention of Murder, Mention of Self-Destruction (Robot Suicide), Mentions of Knives, Mention of Blood, Spice, Probably very incorrect Spanish
A/N: So! A lot of people, along with requesting a part 2, have also been begging me for Price as well. I know Iâve only done the 4 characters for all of my Cod works so far but I do want to expand the character list! That being said, Iâm just not entirely comfortable with writing them yet. I am looking more into Gaz, Price, and Roach specifically and I promise to let you guys know when I feel comfortable enough to write for them! But until then, please enjoy!
â¨Generalâ¨
Their eyes get this kind of colored sheen to them sometimes. Different colors for different things.
Yellow is absorbing new information
Pink is the color during sexy times
Red is malfunctioning/in need of repairs (but can also be a sign of embarrassment or shyness)
Light blue is curiosity
White (still) is powered down
White (pulsing) is powering down
White (flickering) is low power
Grey is rebooting/charging
Black is enraged
Lilac is contentment
Plum is upset/hurt
All the boys come with their uniforms on but whatâs underneath depends
For Ghostâs model, simple black briefs
For Soapâs model, silly patterned boxers (think hearts or something)
For KĂśnigâs model, usually some fancy lace panties since heâs very popular amongst Doms who like that sort of thing
Alejandroâs model? Absolutely nothing
Ghost
Ghostâs model was MEANT to be a scary bad guy kind of deal, to be marketed towards fans of slashers and the like. But heâŚ..didnât end up being that way.
At least, not your Ghost. Many of the other Ghost models are that way, but not yours. For some reason.
Granted, that programming is definitely still in him, though not exactly in the way it was meant to be.
Instead of it being just for fun rough sexy times, itâs moreâŚâŚ.actually will kill for you. And has, in fact, killed for you.
Something that heâs NOT supposed to be able to do.
âGee, I wonder what happened to that Barista that insulted me the other day.â
âGee, I wonder.â *cleaning a bloody combat knife in your sink*
Speaking of knives!!! Ghostâs model does come with a lot of fun knives! Granted, theyâre dulled into being just (mostly) harmless kink knives but he made quick work of making them a lot more harmless by ordering a knife sharpener.
So uh, yeah. You have received not just a sex robot, but one that borders on Yandere and will probably self-destruct if you reject him.
Have fun with that!
Fun fact: YOUR Ghost actually used to be a child bot MANY years ago, bought by a man who only wanted to be able to legally abuse a child. So he was broke down and put back together so very many times. And when they recycled and reprogrammed his AI chip, the scarring from that was still imprinted into him.
Soap
While Soapâs model is marketed more towards romantic oriented people, heâs generally seen as a Jack of all trades.
Doms, subs, romantics, first timers, just about any kind of person. Heâs good with all of them, though he thrives with Romantics since that is his programming.
And also just because your Soap is so very lonely. He yearns to be loved by you, to melt under your affection.
And also just because your Soap is so very lonely. He yearns to be loved by you, to melt under your affection.
He doesnât want to be seen as just a sexual object, he wants to be yours. And you to be his.
KĂśnig
Ah yes, the gentle giant that was supposed to be marketed more towards Subs but ended up being a bitâŚ.Soft.
None of the programmers can explain it but every model of him is just inexplicably shy and quiet, thriving in an environment where he has no control.
So now heâs more marketed towards doms. Usually soft doms.
They once tried to change his model to be smaller and more petite and people started BOYCOTTING.
It affected their sales so much that they very quickly changed him back.
People still seethe when they think about it.
Probably equal parts the most loved and most abused of the different models.
Probably equal parts the most loved and most abused of the different models.
Just because of how quiet and meek his model is, how they almost never fight back when hurt.
Alejandro
Alejandroâs model is VERY popular among submissives so heâs programmed to be pretty dominant and also to have a caring nature.
Due to said caring nature, many mistake his model as good for beginners.
I can assure you, he is NOT.
So SO many of his models have been returned cause heâs brought them to tears from so much pleasure, absolutely overwhelming for any beginner.
âCry for me, Amor. Thatâs it, just like that.â
His model is one of the only ones that isnât returnable unless something is malfunctioning and even then, theyâll try just about anything to fix the model instead of just taking them back.
If youâre the type to forget meals and such (Iâm not projecting, shut up) then he will literally drag you away from whatever youâre doing and make you eat.
Will set up a rewards system if you have trouble with personal upkeep as well, like household chores and stuff (again, not projecting).
How much pleasure you get throughout the day is all dependent on how well you follow the schedule he makes based on your personal life.
He can and will have you call him Papi, in and out of bed.
âBe a Good Little Cachorro and get on your knees for Papi.â
You only get called Amor when youâre good or when youâre upset. Anything else and itâs Cachorro (Puppy).
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Naoya's reaction when y/n's thighs expand 3 times its size when she sits down. For my girlie's that have thick thighs đđ plus me. Serious insecurity but damn wouldn't that be Naoya's 2nd favourite thing after tiddies. Definitely would give some criticism that y/n don't exercise enough and that's why her thighs are like that,but would br also smother his face between her thighs? Yes
Hello anon!!
Ngl when I first read this ask (the beginning) I was like HUH? But then I read the rest and was like ugh same. I kind of relate to what you feel, that plus chafing and what not đ
ANYWAYS I hope you enjoy this debauched piece. :) ehehehe dunno what was going through my head but I liked it.
warnings: NSFW. THOUGH NOT DETAILED, THERE'S SMUT. MINORS DNI. Naoya and the Zen'in are perverts, some more explicit than others. Also misogynistic views, unwanted commentary about bodies.
Happy reading!
You know what I was thinking?
Naoya being so obsessed with your body, that the moment he sees you he doesnât even bother to make formal introductions or anything; nope.
He just needed to see you sit down one time, one time, unwittingly getting a very detailed look of how your thighs just become bigger underneath your skirt, alongside the adorably cute way you attempted to tug the edge down to avoid revealing too much (Naoya had seen more than enough at that point, of course he did.) and that was it for him to know youâd be the perfect wife.
So, fast forward a few weeks, after making the right arrangements, youâre effectively married to him, âhappilyâ living in the Zenâin estate, where he can keep an eye on you, close to whenever he might need to make use of your wifely commitmentsâbut most importantly, underneath constant scrutiny that not even your role as future Lady of the House could save you from.
The torments youâre subjected to here arenât ones you havenât heard before, in fact, youâve heard enough of them to not care anymoreâŚ
But perhaps being married to Naoya, something that many cautioned would probably never happen due to your appearance, was enough to finally make them hurt.
His family just couldnât⌠wrap their mind around the fact that from all women in the world, literally anyone else, he chose you: the epitome of laziness as theyâd like to say. The sheer example of not being able to control oneâs selfish desires in favor of temporary satisfaction.
In a world where thinner, athletic physiques were encouraged, you sure stood out like a sore thumb.
It wasnât your fault, though. Some people were simply born that way, with different genetics and there was nothing wrong with that.
But to them, that was not enough of an excuse, if there ever was one; and once you heard for the last time how Naoya was simply tolerating you because, well, because of some unknown reason, you had enough.
You were tired of constantly hearing them belittling your worth, comparing you to whichever woman they brought along to hopefully convince Naoya into divorcing youâor at least sow his seeds on a more suitable candidate; a fact made worse when he seemingly didnât put a resistance to their invitations, chipping away at your confidence.
And above all, you were exhausted of unwittingly highlighting the faults in your relationship, the clear signs that Naoya was never truly happy with you, such as those scarce moments of intimacy the two shared. Those that you didnât think much of, outside of fear and pain, for he never struck you to be the kind, patient lover (and he wasnât).
But now that these issues were highlighted⌠you could only feel sorrowful.
Naoya, while insatiable when it comes to lust, seemed to have only spent the night with you for political reasons. To fulfill his duty of securing the future of the Zenâinânot because he ever harbored desire for you.
Yet, why did you even expect otherwise? For he too demeaned you with cruel commentaries, and with the one thing you were mostly self-conscious aboutâŚ
âYou know, your thighs wouldnât be that big if you actually worked out or somethingâŚâ
âDonât wear that. I donât want you to show your legsâitâs already unbefitting a woman, but in your case⌠well, itâs only necessary.â
That was more than enough to finally push you to the edge and do the one thing many were constantly pestering you about: not to eat. Though in your defense, itâs not like you felt like doing so anyways, the voices and faces of those that hurt you were quick to put you back in your place if you even did as little as consider it, ruining your appetite.
And you managed to keep this way for a few days, at least until you began to grow sick, tired, unable to tend to your duties as you did before, which did not escape your staffâs attention, and subsequently, Naoyaâs.
âWhat the fuck is wrong with you??â Naoya would exclaim first thing upon returning from a mission; tired. The last thing he wanted to do was deal with the complaints of your lacking commitment, the only goddamn thing you had to do around the estate. âTo go ahead and cause problems to my family, taint my nameâhave you got no shame?!â
âI didnât mean toâŚâ you murmur, yourself tired as well, due for other reasons, made worse by Naoyaâs reproach.
âThen do you mind explaining what the hell were you thinking? What were you planning to do? Get my attention??â He frowns. âDramatic, but what else could I expect from a woman like you?â
âPlease, Naoya⌠I donât feel like arguingâŚâ
âNo, of course not. You donât feel like doing anything, do you? Not even eating!â He remarked. âWhat? Trying to lose some weight, now? Is that whatâs gotten into your mind?â
You remain silent, giving him enough of an answer. He laughs.
âSo it is that!â He boasts. âI canât believe it, Y/N! I didnât think youâd be so stupid to actually do that!â
âLeave me aloneâŚâ you whisper, tears beginning to pool around your eyes.
âTo what? Puke your guts out, now? Donât be stupid!â Naoya continues to jest. âI knew women were desperate, but I didnât think youâd break the mold!â
His words, perhaps out of your already brewing insecurities, or simply because youâve grown tired of his mockery, wash you over with an unprecedented wave of anger, dropping your heart to the pit of your stomach as you sharply turn around, ready to take a stand for yourself once and for all.
âAnd why do you care so much, hm, Naoya?!â You cry. âWerenât you also one of those that always bothered me about my weight? About how embarrassing I am to your name simply because of the way I look?!â
He flinches, startled by your reaction at first, but soon angered by it as well.
âI wonât tolerate your disrespectââ he frowns, yet you donât let him continue.
âYou even ask me to cover myself up!â you gasp. âYouâre soâyouâre so disgusted by how I look that youâyou wouldnât mind if I spent the rest of my life locked away so you wonât ever have to seeââ
âDo you hear yourself?â Naoya seethes, taking your hand and pulling you to him with such strength that instantly startles you, making you squirm in reaction, trying to move away but he keeps you still, understanding youâve officially made him furious. âDo you hear the stupidities youâre spewing?!â
âLeaveâleave me alone.â You whimper, tears sliding down your cheeks. âYouâre hurting me!â
âI ought to hurt you more for insulting me!â
âInsulting⌠you?â you repeat, confused. âHow was this insulting to you?!â
âYou think Iâd let you walk around the estate like a whore? Let you display whatâs mine?!â
âNaoya, youâre notâyouâre not making any sense.â You respond, shame settling in your heart. âIf youâre going to make fun of meâ!â
âYouâre fucking stupid, did you know that?â Is all that he says before pushing you against the wall, making you whimper when roughly hitting the wooden pillar behind, a noise that is quickly shut by his lips landing on yours, wasting no time for his tongue to battle yours, subduing you. âSo fucking stupidâŚâ
Heâd murmur, you moan.
âNaâNaoyaââ you breathe, torn apart by his desire and your confusion. Didnât he⌠dislike you? âStâstop!â
âWhat is it that you wanted me to do? Stand aside as my family ogles at you?!â
âDonât you meanâdonât you mean scrutinize?!â you gasp, flinching when his lips move from yours, down to your jaw, then neck⌠âStopâstop mocking me!â
âI should feel offended by your stupidity, if anything.â He responds, pulling away from you to take a good look into your teary eyesâas if trying to assess if you really declared such atrocity, or if it was work of his own anguished mind. âYour blindness to acknowledge what I truly think of you.â
âTheyâthey hate me.â You tremble, why would he want you to remember such an awful thing? âYou hate meââ
âNo, Y/N.â Naoya groans, pressing closer to you while taking your hand once more to move it down to his groin where his hardening cock was in full display for you to feel, destroying the perceptions you had of everything around youâaround him. âThis is what you make them feelâ what you make me feel!â
âNaoâNaoyaââ you tremble, trying to move away your hand from his growing length, intimidated that he somehow felt even bigger underneath your palm; giving the impression his desire for you right now was much stronger than any other instances. But⌠how? Or more likely, Why? âI donâtâI donât get itâ!â
âDo you really think Iâd be blind to the way they stare at you? To their futile attempts of bringing you down, of changing you, just so theyâd stop thinking what your skin feels like underneath their fingertipsâor how sweet your cunt tastes like?â Naoya breathed, continuing to rub your hand against his cock, desperate to let you know how much he needs his releaseâhow he wants to throw this senseless discussion awayâŚ
But not without declaring his upper hand, the one he always had with his family, of course. âBut they canâtâ He smirks. âThe moment I saw you, I knew youâd be the perfect wife, the perfect mother for my children.â
The thought of harboring such desire from Naoya made your cunt tighten, the same way his cock twitches.
âTheyâre just jealous I got to you first.â He continues. âThat I was able to see your worth just by your wide hips and ample bosomâyouâre the epitome of femininity⌠but even betterâ
Youâre all mine.â
âBut youâbut you said horrible things to meââ you cry, his lascivious words still not enough to remove the pain from those awful moments. âWhyâŚ?â
âAw, my love.â Naoya chuckles, cupping your face with his hands and squeezing it so softly, making you pout, a face he always loved to incite from you, amongst others. âI just canât help it; your reactions are so adorable; you simply make it too easy.â
His hands then travel down to the edges of your skirt, lifting your kimono just enough to reveal your smooth legs to him, the same ones he always had touch and kneed whenever you were close, the mere sight of them enough to make him further spiral into his desireâ
If not anger when seeing the flimsy piece of cloth covering your cunt, fingers quick to grab the edge and rip it apart, letting out a quick gasp from your mouth.
âHow many times have I told you to stop wearing these stupidities?!â He hisses. âYou know damn well than to go against the words of your own husband!â
âBut youâyou hadnât touched me.â You fret. âSince that night, we⌠you hadnâtâI didnât think it was necessary.â
âYou truly couldnât be any dumber, could you? Just because Iâve been busy does that mean you can go on and disobey my words?â Naoya accuses with a jesting tone that serves to place the direction of his following actions. âMy lovely wife is really that naive⌠luckily for you, Iâm the one in charge of doing all the thinking, while youâyou just have to stay like this, ready for meâŚ
To take my cock like the good whore of a wife you are, with that lewd body of yours that is only mine. Exclaiming for me to give you a baby, make you a mother, make your hips wider, your breasts bigger, filled milkââ
And the way your body tightens against him, letting out a moan when his hands parted your legs, guiding his cock onto your dampened slit and gently pushed the head into you, letâs him know this desire has settled in the back of your mind for quite some time, but never revealed itself by the stupidities of his own family, his too undeniably.
But after these agonizing days away from you, forced so by his job, if not those insignificant whores his family brought in an attempt to push him away from you, failing to do so for he quickly discarded them as soon as they crossed his sightâŚ
Heâll never let the opportunity to claim you pass again.
Naoya will do whatever necessary to drill that idea into that little, pathetic mind of yours, even if it means fucking you in the middle of the hallway, where all servants and relatives alike would be able to hear his message loud and clear.
The reality they could only dream of in their most desperate momentsâbut to him, it was only a matter of taking.
âNaoyaâNaoya pleaseânot here.â You whimper, your husband had effectively forced you onto the ground and made you take his cock, either from behind, hands and knees on the wooden floor as he teased and kneaded your ass and hips; he was an avid enjoyed of many positions, but this one had to be one of his favorite ones. To see your skin bounce whenever his hips slammed into you, savoring the way your lewd cunt swallowed him whole, down to the base, with no intentions of letting go, regardless of what you said, it was surprising he still had some restraint. âPleaseâtheyâreâtheyâre going to see!â
âLet them.â Naoya moans, the thought of being caught sends a shiver through his spine; and while itâs not something he necessarily advocated for, the constant, tiring need to be proving his authority over you is what forced him to do so. You might as well play along. âLet them hear how tight your cunt is around my cock! How only I can make you come undone like thisââ
âNâNoâI donâtâI donât wantâŚ!â you whimper, but even when he changed positions, having you on top of him, giving him sight of the breasts he couldnât wait to see grow when youâre inevitably pregnant, you still do not stop jumping on his cock, moving your hips up and down alongside his, clenching whenever hitting that sensitive spot that always had you seeing stars. âI donât want to cumâ!â
âThen maybeâMaybe you shouldnât have this lewd body.â Naoya moans, truly believing that he would never be able to stop himself from using every inch of your body for his own pleasureâfrom fucking his cock between your soft thighs and boobs, admiring the way they completely cover his cock, drowning it in a combination of softness and his own seed, barely able to see where the tip of his head wasâŚ
To relieve that same sensation with his own face, asking youâno, demanding you to smother him with your thighs, a sensation that has him thinking if he were to die this way, cock hard, eased by your soft licks and moans, while deep in the sweet taste of your cunt, he wouldnât mind it, not one bit.
In fact, he hopes thatâs the way he goes.
But heâs in no rush to avoid enjoying the present, the warmth of your body besides him when the two eventually stop, careless to acknowledge if they ever gathered an audience, certainly so when Naoyaâs mind was firmly set in getting you pregnant, as heard by his following words.
âIâll see you tonight.â He declares. âItâs about time you give me a heir.â
And you do nothing but oblige, though you doubted all the cum nestled inside your cervix hadnât done the job already.
âNaoya, youâreâoh!â You gasp when instead of waiting for you to stand up to properly greet him, he lowers down to your level, taking a seat before eventually resting his head over your lap, taking a deep sigh and resting for the first time after a long week of work. âIs⌠everything alright?â
In fact, you relished the idea. If it meant getting this side of Naoyaâs desire, attention you didnât think to be deserving of, or even capable of obtainingâŚ. Then you were nothing but obedient.
âIâm tired.â He responds, adjusting himself into an even better position and sighing once more. âI donât want to talk.â
So, you donât, preferring instead to softly caress his head, moving some of his silky black threads away from his face and letting him relax, enough to dive into the beginnings of his slumber, but not before clearing his mind from one doubt.
âOur babyââ
âHeâs fine.â You murmur, placing your hand over your stomach. Itâs still very early during the pregnancy to know so, and yet, there was something about you that just made it so obvious that you were carrying a life inside youâ
Perhaps it was the way you glowed, or how you became softer with him ever since it was first announced.
Though the latter was mostly the fact that you started to feel⌠wanted by your husband, a kind of desire that while far from perfect, was enough for you to change your perspective of this marriage, allowing you to open up to him, mostly so when Naoya now defended you from those unwanted comments from his family.
Youâre carrying the future of the Zenâin, after all, some decorum must be maintained.
Yet something tells you his changed demeaner ran far deeper than what Naoya wanted to reveal. ÂŤAll in due timeÂť you suppose.
âI love you, and our baby too.â You say, instinctively taken by this calm moment of domesticity with your loving husband, not expecting a response considering his somewhat cold natureâonly to be proven wrong when he turns around to see you, silently placing his gaze on yours in such way that initially makes you think you mightâve ruined this moment, just for him to pull you closer to him, taking your lips in a soft, quick kiss before returning to your lap, closing his eyes and sleeping.
He may not have said it, but the sentiment was the same, and that was enough for you to be happy.
Naoya is still a jerk, but I like to think he eventually got to genuinely care about you. Also, he got real lucky that one time he thought with his dick, imagine if you were a piece of shit too? NAH He'd lose it. He got real lucky that you were nice, I tell you...
Also, I'm still with the pregnancy stuff :) sorrynotsorry.
OH! and also!! It's safe to say that the things Naoya said are NOT a reflection of what I think!! Everybody is beautiful and deserving of love, no matter what body type â¤ď¸
Now, thank you so much for sending this niche ask... I gotta say, I have been thinking about it since I do relate to it............... but I try to keep my work pretty open-ended so anyone can relate :) Still, if there's something you'd like me to write a bit more detailed, just let me know! I'll be sure to try my best tho, some I might reject if I don't feel like I know much about the matter....
Anyways, thank you so much for this ask â¤ď¸ take care, and hope to see you soon â¤ď¸
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