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It’s crazy that people seem to hate saving money. I have about 7 of my dad’s old shirts that I wear to sleep, he’s had them for about three years before I stole them.
Saving money isn’t a bad thing
no literally you're so right because I swear some people just enjoy getting ripped off n scammed by constantly blowing money on micro trends, expensive cosmetics when they haven't even finished the cosmetics they already own, expensive hair care when they don't need that level of care because they don't have the target concerns like extreme damage so it's a waste, having 20 different body washes in the shower like.. I promise you're not gonna pass away if you use up what you have before buying something new and anyone who looks down on someone for actually wearing their clothes for longevity n getting their money's worth isn't somebody you wanna be around anyway
#like i refuse to buy new ahit unless something is either falling apart n desperately needs replaced#or if I've completely used up something and i need a new one#otherwise no im not buying shit it can be cute or whatever n i can appreciate that but if its nothing I'll die without#then im gonna pass#i will wear shoes until the soles fall apart ive had my one pair of boots for like six years n just get the soles repaired#I've had the same bag for years#I don't get rid of clothes unless they don't fit or unless they're like ripped or something and it can't be fixed#but in this economy no way am i wasting money like that on shit i do not need to live#dropbox ☆ˎˊ˗
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being a sanji fan is an intense experience because it takes you like 200 episodes to finally understand why sanji's eyes turned lifeless for a flickering moment at those words
#epi 793#me : im gonna sleep early tonight#me at 3 am : *thinks about sanji's past and starts crying*#man why couldn't i just do cocaine to pass my time why did i start watching one piece#one piece sanji#black leg sanji#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#kuroashi no sanji#whole cake island#whole cake arc#queued im so fuckin bummed goodbye#but yes i still maintain my stance on sanji and the punk hazard children.he was absolutely right#sanji my beloved#sanji meta
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“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Damian is 3, looking at Ra’s steel gaze. There’s a tragedy to his grandfather that’s his alone. He wonders if it’ll ever soften.
“Powerful.”
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“Damian,” Baba’s voice is very different than Batman’s. It’s so soft it could crack the world in two. “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Damian thinks about Bruce holding someone’s hand with his broken fingers after a patrol.
He thinks about Bruce forgiving his mother. For everything, and anything.
He thinks about the meals left on Todd’s doorstep. He thinks about his siblings. He thinks about his father loving a world that doesn’t love him back.
He thinks about Bruce.
“Kind.”
#Damian loves his dad pass it on#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#damian wayne#batman#text#batdad#source: the boy and the mole and the fox and horse#I LOVE THIS IM GONNA CRY#batfamily#writing
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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022–) Season 2, Episode 4, “The Red Dragon and the Gold”
#mine*#alys rivers#alysriversedit#daemon targaryen#daemontargaryenedit#house of the dragon#hotdedit#hotd spoilers#tvedit#targaryensource#welighttheway#dailyhotdgifs#gameofthronesdaily#userbecca#tusererika#tusereliza#useraish#mialook#userhella#tuseraixa#userlenna#ughmerlin#tuserabbie#userzaynab#flashing tw#SHE'S EVERYTHING TO MEEEE IM GONNA PASS OUT
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Toby has buck teeth GRAAAHH
Im actually going insane I love him so so so much
#ticci toby#hes so cute#im gonna pass out#toby rogers#creepypasta#raven yaps about toby??!!! how unexpected
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i don't talk too much about how trans women get treated in original posts because im not a trans woman and plenty of trans women on this site are sharing insights that i can just reblog but also sometimes i see other trans dudes talk about trans women in ways that make me want to step in 1 on 1 like "hey man, do you remember what it feels like to be a girl getting treated like a piece of meat by some guy you don't know then dismissed for standing up for yourself. because you're that guy now"
#like if youre not going to listen to all the women saying 'can you not treat us like sex objects and get mad when we ask for respect'#and if youre gonna come in w all the 'but i dont pass so xyz!' bullshit#im gonna make it personal idk >_>
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TEASING SEASON 2 WITH THE CHARIOT RACE?? SEASON 2 YOU ARE ALREADY THE MOST PERCABETH SEASON TO EVER HAPPEN
ps: the budget increase is so clear to me. oh they are inVESTED
#me every time percyseries posts#how can i make this about percabeth???#YOU GUYS THE TEASER#IM GONNA PASS OUT#AND THERES MORE TOMORROW#THIS IS A VERY BIG WEEKEND FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE#IE ME#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#pjo tv#percy series#annabeth chase#pjo tv show#percabeth#walker scobell#grover underwood#percy jackson sea of monsters#percy jackson series
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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical
#i love akechi but i sometimes i wish you could bully him like no matter which dialogue u pick it sounds like ur flirting back w him#“i'm going to be completely honest with you. i've always hated you” why can't u say smt unserious back#like “sorry i have a snatched waist and correct opinions on everything.” or like “ur loss lmao”#hate playing darts with this bitch bc i play on a steamdeck and i don't have a fucking gyroscope so like#it's trying to replicate how the joycons or pro controller would throw AND ITS SUCKS SO BAD#like i just see akechi get a hat trick every single fucking time with three bulls in a row and meanwhile im struggling to line the thing up#and then after u finish he's like “hmm i see. that's an interesting way to play it” WHAT THE FUCK THERES LITERALLY NO STRATEGY HERE SMARTAS#I JUST MISSED. IM NOT STRATEGIZING. THERES NOTHING “INTERESTING” ABOUT IT.#i hate going to penguin snipers so much i hope i can get this stupid game on switch so i can actually rank up akechi's baton pass#and not waste like 1000 yen every night bc i refuse to not let a party member be on rank 3#akechi fuck yourself why can't we play 501 like we do with everyone else. why do u have to make everything abt this stupid rivalry#im gonna kms i hate akeci and i hate darts#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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you and suguru licking and kissing and drooling on either side of satoru's cock, enjoying all the reactions you can pull from the white haired sorcerer. it feels so good but at the same time, you're both teasing him, never quite giving him the stimulation he needs and craves. your tongue meets suguru's and soon it evolves into you making out with him instead. he tastes like satoru mixed with something so uniquely suguru and you find yourself addicted.
satoru's cock twitches as he watches you and his best friend, hitting the bottoms of your chins and leaving a glossy combination of spit and precum. he whines, like a dog forgotten, desperate for attention and touches. but he'll have to wait — you want to play with suguru a bit more first.
#im like. i cant go into detail im gonna pass out#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk smut#suguru geto#suguru geto x reader#suguru geto x you#satoru gojo#satoru gojo x reader#satoru gojo x you#perce.doc#.jjkai
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One wedding and three funerals
Background paintings under the cut
#tomgreg#succession#tom wambsgans#greg hirsch#shiv roy#roman roy#kendall roy#yeah no im not tagging everyone thats too much#this is me going 'how much implications themes and symbolism can i fit in one painting'#yes i gave rose shivs haircolor. if we ever find out how she looks like and its not like this im just gonna pass away i guess#but yeah i hope yall connect the dots#i put waaay too much thought and work into this. i was googling pictures of all the actors as kids just for reference (sigh)#honestly kinda wanted to make tom and greg link pinkies as like. a pinkie promise. but that was too hard to draw in this angle#at least not without obstructing the view of the ring which is important to see so ya#my fave is actually the tomshiv wedding pic i went off with that. i love them... they should have run away to become sheep farmers fr fr#anyway im so glad im done with this UGH!! finally i can draw smth else without being like oh noooo i need to finish this#i see a lot of you wondering why there is no portrait of logan but one of ewan#it's bc the placement of the painting represent their standing. logans portray would not hang next to the stairs#his present portrait hangs at the end of it. all the way up at the top. alone and withering away#basically the picture you see underneath ewan to the right? its where toms parents would be. the right side of the wall is tom and gregs#and the left one is the roy siblings theirs. since they grew up rich rich. and tom and greg didn't#but ya thats why ewan hangs here and logan does not :)
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#messyr#talks alot + listens / more like both of em talks a LOT#I FCKING PASSED THE ADOBE MOCKUP EXAMS OVER A FEW POINTS BUT STILL- IM GONNA DIE TO SEE HOW STUPID I'D BE IN THE ACTUAL EXAMS#IM SO TIRED DAWGG#doodle#artists on tumblr#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel alastor#lucifer morningstar#hazbin alastor#radioapple#radioapple week#hazbim hotel fanart
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i was gonna tack this on at this end of the last post but thought it deserves it’s own post 💀 because AINT NO WAY ADRIEN DOESNT QUESTION THIS MAN ASNJDILHASJKLE
Bonus:
#im just wondering is chat gonna open up his voice messages on the chat phone and get a barrage of CHAT GABRIEL AGRESTE IS HAWKMOTH#THIS IS NOT A DRILL GET UP#I AM IN HIS BASEMENT RN#DID I MENTION GABRIEL AGRESTE IS HAWKMOTH WYA#and chat's just listening like :0#the only reason adrien doesnt connect the fact that his father is hawkmoth is because#he doesnt believe that his fashion designer dad would wear something so hideous#pass it on#ml#ml spoilers#ml finale#miraculous ladybug#miraculous adventures of ladybug and chat noir#miraculous ladybug spoilers#miraculous ladybug season 5#ml s5 spoilers#ml s5 finale#ml the last day#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste
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single perfect copy
#star wars#prequels#jango fett#boba fett#uuuuuuuhhghuhhghhg what if yuo were a copy of another guy and he was like youre my son#etc#im gonna pass out goodnight
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♡ Too Sensitive - Part One ♡
Telling the JJK men you get too sensitive right before you cum and always have to stop, effectively ruining your orgasms.
Includes: Geto, Gojo, Nanami, and Toji Part Two
Content: cunnilingus, fingering, p-in-v, overstimulation, edging
Petnames: sweetheart, girl, good girl
18+ Content below, mdni, implied chubby f!reader - enjoy!
Geto is sly & coaxes you through it: the fact you need his help to do something so simple brings out his possessive side–he’s the only one that can make you cum, not even you can do it.
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“Such a needy girl,” Suguru looks all too-pleased as he strokes your clit, watching you closely. “Can’t even make yourself cum—you need me to do it for you.” Lost in the clouds you nod dumbly and sink into the couch. When you mentioned your problem offhandedly, you never expected your friend to offer a helping hand. In reality, you shouldn’t have been shocked. It’s in Suguru’s nature to step-in and help out--to take care of you. Apparently, your eyes slipped shut without notice, because Suguru pats your cheek–gently, but firm enough to wake you from your reverie. “Keep your eyes on me.”
After directing you to sit-up and face forward on the couch, he kneels on the floor between your legs. With eyes fixed on you, he lowers his mouth and lays a kiss on your chubby mound. Embarrassment floods through you, and it deepens when he mouths at your labia. He continues like this, kissing and sucking near your pussy, but not giving you what you really want.
“C’mon,” you pull on his hair, urging him to hurry. “Don’t be a dick.”
“Needy and demanding," he chuckles before trapping your clit with a harsh suck. Shocked, you yank on his hair and shout. Going from no touch at all to such intense focus is too much, too soon. Instinctively you try to pull his head away. He ignores it at first, but when you continue pushing at his forehead he detaches from your clit with a rough suck. Your wrists are captured, and guides them to the edge of the couch.
“Don’t move them, or I’ll have to tie you up,” he says with a wink and returns to your swollen clit–if he could leave a hickey there, his sucking is hard enough he would. The couch cushions crumble beneath your fingers, and your legs tremble when he doesn’t let up. You practically howl when he shakes his head back and forth, his hum buzzing through your pussy.
“God, I can’t take it, I can’t–I can’t” you ramble, alternating between rolling towards and away from his mouth. A smack to your thigh makes it wobble, and reminds you to watch him. The look in his eyes makes you burn as your end approaches, and now you frantically try to get away from him. “Suguru, stop!”
His lips twitch in amusement, and his hands keep you in place with a halting grip on your plush thighs. You come with a scream, and feel your pussy leak all over his face and couch. He groans against you as he soothes you with kitten licks, eyes never leaving your face as it succumbs to pleasure. Before you can fully unwind, he slides two fingers in you with a soft squelch and a sly smile.
“Don’t worry, I’ll take good care of you.”
Gojo is playful & teases you through it: he’s excited by the challenge, and is confident he can get you to your orgasm without making it unpleasant. He’ll have you begging for more.
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Why you thought telling Satoru Gojo, the most obnoxious person you know, about your sex problems was a good idea, you still don’t know.
“Satoru fuck oooooff,” you whine as your hips jerk in a desperate search for more as he steps away from the bed. He has denied you an orgasm three times already. Not coming is standard for you, and you essentially edge yourself all the time, but he’s been clever enough to stop right before you get over-sensitive. Edging you before you edge yourself, if that makes sense, and it’s been driving you mad.
“You told me to stop, yeah? I thought it was ‘too much,’” he mocks your earlier plea and tone. It's true–you had told him you couldn’t handle it when you got close, and ever since then, he’s been tormenting you. His large hand skims over your stomach with a look of mischief. “Are you going to let me make you cum,” he squeezes the fat of your mound, “or are you gonna cry about it again?”
You shake your head, ready to endure any discomfort to finally release the heavy tension in your body.
“I’ll take it. Please make me cum–oh fuck!” Your plea is cut off with a squeal as he thrusts his cock into you. It stretches you deliciously; he grimaces with effort as he allows you to adjust. As soon as you beg him to start moving he sets a rapid pace, barely holding himself back. His thumb finds your raw clit, and flicks it with upward strokes, greedily watching his cock disappear.
“Holy shit, you’re tight,” he says through gritted teeth, and forces himself to slow his thrusts. He wants you to cum first, then cum again, and again before the night lets up. Instead of pulling out, he grinds his cock against your g-spot mercilessly in tandem with his thumb. You nearly scream when he presses his hand onto your squishy stomach, increasing the pressure against the tender area. “Oh, you really like that, don’t you?”
His smugness is as sexy as it is irritating, and you bite your tongue when the rush of nerves sets in, making you want to roll away and prevent him from touching you any further. But the thought of him teasing you all over again makes you quiet yourself, only whimpering behind closed lips. It doesn’t take much more for you to come, and cry out pathetically. Your pussy clamps around his cock so hard he falls foreward with a swear, and has to squeeze the base of his cock to prevent himself from joining you.
“See? That wasn’t so bad,” he lifts your hips in strong hands, and pulls back only to surge his cock back in. “Now hold on–we’re just getting started.”
Nanami is encouraging & soothes you through it: of course he wants you to cum, but he doesn’t want it to be unpleasant or cause you pain. He knows he needs to be mindful.
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Normally he would prefer to eat you out, but with how overwhelming this is for you, he needs his mouth free to talk. He has your back leaning against his chest as he traces steady, gentle circles on your clit, and languidly thrusts his fingers in you. During a discussion about incoporating sex into your relationship, you explained your issue with orgasming, and since then Kento swore he would make you cum everyday to make up for the lost time. Who knows how many times you've missed out in your life?
“It’s too much,” you whine against his mouth, your legs trying to shut and keep him away. Wet sounds fill the silence as he disregards your complaint. It surprises you that Kento isn’t listening and continues fingerfucking your pussy instead–he’s always such a respectful man, so the fact that he’s pushing you past your limits turns you on more than you’d expected.
“You’re alright, just a little more.” He eases his pace despite his words, not having the heart to ignore you completely; the way your pussy squeezes around him makes his cock throb and tempts him to go faster. A flash of heat burns your core when he spreads his fingers, scissoring them and stretching your pussy. You're hushed by his lips, kissing you slowly to keep you from floating away. A particularly sharp thrust to your g-spot makes you tear away from him with moan, and roll into his hand. Pleased with your compliance, he rewards you with kisses down your neck, and an affectionate nip to your shoulder. You wind your hand through his hair, holding him hostage with the crook of your arm.
"I'm going to speed up now, okay?" is the only warning you're given before he's gathering your wetness to glide over your clit with quick strokes; his fingers focusing on your g-spot with deliberate pulses. Suddenly your panting becomes frantic, and your body jerks with restless energy.
"Oooh god, slow down I--Kento!"
“Just breathe, sweetheart. You can do it.” The encouragement makes you still with a sob, the searing heat on your clit finally releases and you come so hard you distantly worry you’ll pass out. His delicate circling continues, but slows down considerably as he whispers praises in your ear. It takes everything within him to not roll you over and fuck you until you see stars. All he wants is to see your pretty face scrunch in pleasure again.
“Are you alright?" you nod, and he moves you to lie down. "Thank you for trusting me. I know that was hard,” he presses a kiss to your forehead, supporting your boneless body in his arms.
Toji is cocky & pushes you through it: he knows all you need is a little push–your mind just doesn’t have the willpower to keep going when it gets sensitive. Incompetent partners wouldn’t recognize an orgasm if it slapped them in the face & wouldn’t notice you didn’t cum. But thankfully, he sure as hell can fix that
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With alcohol-loosened lips, you lamented your struggle with orgasming to your colleauges, earning bewildered stares from the two men. Next thing you know, you're back in your hotel room with Toji’s head nestled between your thighs, making you jerk and convulse as he licks you down. With his tongue fat and flat, he grinds against your clit, making you feel the texture of his taste buds.
So eager he hadn't even undressed you: he just pushed you back on the bed, rolled your skirt up, and tore a hole in your pantyhose. It’s felt amazing thus far, you can feel yourself dripping on the bed, but anxiety prickles in your chest as your orgasm approaches. You worry that you’ll have to stop, make him upset that he couldn’t make you cum, and ruin the mood. Not to mention, sorely wound his ego--even though that thought amuses you, you wouldn't intentionally hurt him.
As if hearing your inner dilemma, your body lurches with a sudden surge of red-hot sensitivity, making you yelp and pull at his hair. Toji only hums, appreciating the rough treatment.
“I don’t know if I can do it. I’m s-sorry–ah!” Your thighs squeeze around his head, signaling for him to stop. The plea is ignored, and instead a thick arm pushes down against your soft stomach, pinning you in place. You thrash beneath his hold, but he doesn’t budge, and sucks your aching clit into his mouth with his tongue flicking relentlessly. If you weren’t so fucked out of your mind, you’d notice how he grinds into the bed, and grunts against your pussy. When you keep protesting, he pulls away with an irritated glare.
"You can, and you will." His assertive confidence makes you tingle with nervous anticipation--he really isn't going to listen to you, is he? You don't have long to contemplate this because he licks you from your ass to your clit in one long swoop--which makes you squawk in disbelief--and rolls the bud between his lips before sucking more roughly than before.
Knowing exactly what you need, he pushes your mound up with his spare hand and hums around your clit noisily. It’s so intense you shout, and weakly slap at his shoulders as you’re shoved over the edge–only the sound of his slurping competes with you to fill the room.
After several moments of twitching and whimpering, your mind clears enough for you to look at him. At some point he had lowered your legs to sit back on his knees, and now stares at you with a cocky grin and a wet face.
“Atta girl,” he palms his bulge through his baggy pants. “Think you got another in you?”
#divider by silkholland#divider by kimjiho1#dreams of nanami ☁︎#dreams of toji ☁︎#dreams of geto ☁︎#dreams of gojo ☁︎#drabbles ☽#gojo smut#geto smut#toji smut#nanami smut#chubby reader#gojo x reader#geto x reader#toji x reader#nanami x reader#chubby!reader#toji x chubby reader#nanami x chubby reader#geto x chubby reader#gojo x chubby reader#goddamn so many tags#im gonna pass out#dreams ☽#wet dreams ☽
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I'm so sorry you're hurting yourself like this. You're clearly an autistic young woman. I hope you get the help you need ❤️
thank you so much!! i really needed this encouragement. it means so much to hear you call me a woman, especially since im a cisgender male.
i will get the help i need! ill look into hormone replacement therapy and become the beautiful autistic young woman you see inside me!!
#corntent#i cant. i cant breathe oh my gosh#this is so funny#a terf found my acct ig#and im assuming they saw my face from the video i posted earlier today with my really fluffy hair??#and ig they assumed i was afab and a trans guy#holy shit im gonna cry#this is such a major compliment ?!?!?!#i cant even tell what ur trying to say#so you think. i dont. pass. as a guy?#im too feminine to be a guy so i must be a transguy says the terf#also#i did in fact interact with a terf earlier today#only one#i liked one of their posts (by accident. i only realised i liked it looking at the acct who i think sent me this)#and im sure its them. theres nobody else it could be#idk why im not naming and shaming. @terven i know this was you#open your asks or your dms or something i want. i wanna know what u was thinking here LKJDSAFAS
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stanley pines the man you are
a better son/daughter by Rilo Kiley
#this animatic took everything outta me dawg#3 weeks to make it#over 40 hours#im gonna pass out now#it was so fun though#even if i don’t know why i made myself do full colouring and backgrounds for half of this#and then animate parts of it#cmon man#SO PROUD OF IT THOUGH#if it flops i may sob#love ranting in tumblr tags can you guys tell#gravity falls#fanart#stan pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#ford pines#sighs deeply
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