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Discord servers are outside of my natural habitat so I'm never sure of what to do when I'm in one
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It's kinda evil how much ur boyfriends mom hates u what if u accidentally used that stuff ur allergic to??
yea she's like comically evil like a looney tunes villain but I really don't mind n while the allergy stuff sucks and obviously could've been really serious if I didn't read the labels but thankfully im pretty used to having to read stuff like that carefully, lots of things have stone fruit as an ingredient unfortunately
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my bfs mom dropped some gifts off for us and omg this woman despises me SO fucking bad she gave me these pajamas that are way too big and the pants are so long I have to pull them like up over my chest and the legs still trail along the floor I can't stop laughing
#like she thinks im sure that I'll be so mad or something but really this is one of the best gifts ever these things are so fucking#ugly and silly#i love them#she also gave me peach like bath products knowing im highly allergic so like obviously this was just to be rude yk#but hey at least i have some friends that'll enjoy those things even if I cant#001.
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discussing old man yaoi with my boyfriend and him hitting me with "oh so kind of like that one time I had to assign reading garfield mpreg to a patient in therapy?" brother why the fuck would garfield mpreg be a necessary component of someone's therapy??? that's infinitely more confusing than just run of the mill old man yaoi
#i still haven't gotten a satisfactory explanation for that one#it was like having an atom bomb go off in my kitchen btw#001.
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i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals
when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
i see it with my eyedbarls
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MERRY CHRISTMAS 😛😛😛😛😛
MERRY CHRISTMAS BBY!!! MWAH <33
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this killed me
#can we all agree tho they both look like somebodys kid brother getting their first haircut for school#its always a buzzcut
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christmas party hop
note : SECRET SANTA FIC FOR @candlekiss !!! MERYY CHRISTMAS THIS IS EXTREMELY RUSHED BUT I WISH YOU THE MERRIEST CHRISTMAS I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU WANTED!!!! the quality inst that good because I didn’t write this in like an hour im so so sorry erm
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tags : @withonly-sweetheart
desc : roommates and mistletoe don’t mix well. roommates to lovers, fluff (??), re4r!Leon, fem!reader, not proofread
It feels like you have to force Leon to do anything that involves socializing. He can manage the dishes and laundry by any other chores himself, but when it comes to having people over, he always shuts himself away in his room. You really shouldn’t care, it’s none of your business and not everyone likes having company over, but you can’t help but wish he’d come out for at least an hour or two and have some fun.
He's always been nice to you, civil, at least. He's appreciative of any dinner you cook for him or taking time out of your day to take care of him while he's sick, he does the same for you, if he's able. It's typical roommate behavior, you think. Maybe Leon's just more comfortable around you than others, though it could also be that it's your friends that come over more than his.
But he's never really had any of his friends or coworkers come over. You've met Chris and Jill a few times, same with Claire and Marvin, but you've never come home to see any of the four sitting on the couch talking with Leon. The times that you've met them you seemed to get along, they had mentioned Leon talking about you and that you seem as sweet as he says, so that's a good thing, right?
So you get the idea of throwing a Christmas party for yours and Leon’s friends, no big deal. It's not like it's a huge thing, just a few more people in your apartment than normal, you're doing this for Leon's sake, anyway.
Only Chris and Claire had shown up thirty minutes early to help set up (which they hadn’t really mentioned to you) along with Sherry, Jill brought Carlos and they both brought more than enough booze, Marvin’s arrival was fine, your own friends came in a little loud, but they brought pies so it was ok.
But now you’re jammed in the kitchen with Sherry whose trying to scoop cookie dough onto the cookie sheet, Claire whose pulling turkey out of the oven, Carlos whose coming back into the kitchen for more beer, and yourself who has been trying and failing to make eggnog. People are still running in and out of the kitchen, squeezing behind everyone cooking, yelling over the Christmas music that was playing.
“I put up mistletoe,”Claire nudges you as she walks past, carrying the pot full of stuffing. “Keep an eye out.”
“You decorated?” You turn to face her, licking some of the eggnog off your finger.
“Sherrys idea,”
“Pssh, sure.”
“Honest! Come on,” Claire laughs, “Is there a problem?”
“I’m not kissing you,” Claire rolls her eyes, setting the pot of stuffing down onto the table and starting to scoop it out into a big bowl. Two of your friends squeeze behind you to get first pickings of the food being set out, Chris and Jill follow after.
“You gotta kick Leon off the tv, the only thing he’s watching is that stupid Christmas baking show.” One of your friends giggles trying to get your attention as you help Sherry slide the cookie sheets into the oven.
“Yeah? What do you wanna watch?”
“Well, we were supposed to turn on Home Alone ten minutes ago…” She mumbled, already shoving turkey into her mouth. You flinch away from the heat of the oven and shake your hands as you pull away, standing upright.
”Alright, alright, I’ll talk to him.” You shove by Carlos and Sherry, through the doorway into the living room and walking towards Leon who is still hogging the remote. Leon can hear you walking towards him, he looks to you, his resting face changing into a smile.
“Got no holiday cheer?” You tease, sitting next to him on the couch.
“I’m filled to the brim with it,” He mutters rolling his eyes slightly.
“Oh my God, let’s just watch some Christmas movies. I spent hours in the kitchen for this, y’know.” You lean on his shoulder and pry the remote from his grip, he sighs.
“You’re so lucky I like you,”
“No shit, come on.” You grab his hand and pull him to stand up with you, dragging him towards the doorway and into the kitchen, getting plates for the both of you while the others continue to rush around the two of you.
You’re sure that if you and Leon had a driveway, Leon would find some reason to be outside shoveling, or if you had decorated outside, he’d find another reason to fiddle with the lights. He does come out of his shell a bit and chimes in to talk to Chris and Claire, he jokes with Sherry, pokes at Carlos and plays up being offended.
He’s not paying attention to the movie, but he taps his foot along to the Christmas music that’s still playing, he follows you around, though.
Leon normally does this if the two of you are ever out together, he trails after you, trying to hold k to your sleeve so he doesn’t lose you in a crowd. You know it’s not typical roommate behavior, but you find it cute, plus it’s not hurting anyone, right?
Even when you and Leon get knocked around by everyone else in your small apartment and end up bumping into each other, he holds your gaze and almost reaches out to grab you so you can stay for another moment and ignore the party.
There are kisses under the mistletoe— all between Carlos and Jill, though.
Leon and you do get held under the doorframe for a moment. It’s when Chris is talking to Sherry in the living room while she was trying to make her way into the kitchen and when one of your friends was trying to come into the living room, both you and Leon were standing and chatting.
Leon didn’t kiss you, unfortunately.
Claire didn’t take down her decorations when the party was over, everyone helped pick up the mess they made, but your apartment looked more holly-jolly than it did before the party.
You’ve already brushed your teeth and changed into your pajamas, Leon’s done the same, but he’s been looking up for the past few minutes.
“What’re you looking at?” You question, setting your cup of water down on the counter and stepping closer as he waves you over. You stand beneath the doorframe with him, looking up at the mistletoe hanging from it.
There’s a kiss pressed to your cheek within the next second, you look back to Leon to see the grin on his face.
“Just on the cheek?” You tease, crossing your arms.
“You want it on the lips?”
“Well, that’s the tradition, isn’t it?” You giggle, bringing your hand up and cupping his cheek, he pulls you in at the same time for the kiss you both expected, only he’s a bit more passionate than you.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS KITA!! i hope you have a wonderful holiday with your boyfriend and the cats ❤️ and in the meantime i’ll be rereading your fic AHHH YOU DID AMAZING ON IT!!
VIVI OMG THE NIKKI MOMO PIC??? DEEP CUT OF KITA LORE ILY SO BAD I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY N THAT YOUR HEART FEELS SO SO SO FULL <333
tysm, side note, for being such a sweet and encouraging person I always think of you when I think of the re fandom idk the fandom is you in my mind because you're always there to cheer everyone on n that's such a special thing :3 and tysm for all your effort with secret santa (ik it was multiple ppl technically but you're also an important part of why it went so well n I hope you feel proud of it!)
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it is bonus sketch for bday card commission (pls check it out!! it’s adorable)
🤍🤍🤍
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