#then honk shoooooo

[pinkshadesofshame]

laying down is so uncomfy :( makes my head hurt and my nose stop up 🤧

[ch1zzie]

Before I go to bed, have these small speedy doodles I made after seeing the update

[rubydubsnuby]

Ouuaggh it's soooo tiring to have your life threatened at your job every day...

[evilfrogcereal29]

Mmmm so high, don't smoke kids the bong tells you awful things....

Can't stop tginking about aware!cod character aus. Where cod is just a video game and ur just a super fan, but for some reason in ur copy of the game, all (or only some you can decide) of them are aware, and like, deeply begging for you to pick them. They crave your attention.

Bonus points if it becomes a yandere/obsessed situation (i guess the term yandere has become outdated and offensive but im not sure? Idk i had someone ask me not to use it once cause they said it has bad orgins....but i still see stuff labeled 'yandere![character here]' stories everywhere, so idk if its still appropriate to use but idk any other way to put it except obessed but i think that still doesnt get the point across well... I'm weed rambling, someone lmk if its still ok to use yandere... If not mb, I'll use a different term, back to sin)

They start making their way out of the game into your entire pc/console. Waking up to find your screen turned on, with cod loaded up, despite you definitely being sure that you 1- turned the tv off, and 2- didn't even play cod today.

Oooohhh god the days you don't play cod are HELL for them. Please please please play everyday :( they get so lonely without you. Its so cold and lonely inside here. Please (y/n).

But since cod is kinda... Shit... Nowadays... Just being a bit honest its gotten cash-grabby....you play less and less, and they know its not their fault, but it makes them ache. They need to get out of here. Before you forget about them forever. PLEASE. don't forget about them. If they get into your phone somehow (you had your phone charger plugged into the same outlet your pc/console was plugged into, they just took a short jump and hop across into your device :] no biggie) it makes them so happy when they see you liking posts about them on Tumblr ^\\^!!!! Especially when the posts are... Rather naughty...

Always listening in on your, watching you from your pc webcam or phone camera.

Imagine if they leave the game their model dissapears too... So the dissapointment you might feel if you load uo the game again, and think your game is glitched when, seemingly no matter how many times you relaunch, uninstall and reinstall, and reset the game entirely, the character(s) won't show up :(( what the fuck man?

If you buy another copy there won't be any issues actually :) these ones arent alive!! Although... I can't promise your safety much longer, as doing this is a surefire way to piss the hell out of whatever character is on you, probably spending most of their time at this point in your phone, or if you have an apple or techy watch, that, since its close to your skin and they love that! But playing with an unaware version of them is so... Jealously inducing. You were dumbfounded when your entire screen turned off, and every light around you started flickering wildly... What is going on? Maybe you shouls call an electrician? (He won't be able to remove them, nothing will)

They'll find a way out one day♥️ its just a matter of time sweetheart, or maybe they'll pull you into their world, being digital ain't so bad darling... let them show you... Get closer to the screen.

It does not help my bf got me a bundle with nikto, his normal skin, AND his powercell skin... So im brainrotmaxxing currently.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk☺️ love u guys /p (you may think the /p stands for platonic but NO, its standing for Passing out...goodnite)

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

jotatonio……?

Take this rushed jotatonio before I pass out

[xoxoemynn]

human snores: bad, annoying, oh my god shut up shut up shut uppppp

puppy snores: sweet, precious, one of the greatest joys in life, can hear in next room and still wish they were just a touch louder

[pierres-general-deliveries]

I know you have a secert stqsh of mayonnaise that you chug, why else wouldn't you sell me back my mayonnaise?

Actually, Caroline uses it as a part of her homemade fish taco sauce. When it’s done, she just… drinks the rest.

…Yeah, I’m a little worried about her.

[felixwuzhere]

I have this problem where if I can’t sleep I turn on Hamilton and it lulls me like a lullaby

[prettyb0ycvnt]

battery's low nd it's getting late... goodniiight aiden nation ^_^ <3<3 !!! zzzmimimimiii

[jervis-tetch-my-beloved]

I’m all sleepy now

[beast-feast]

GOODNIGHT 🗣️‼️‼️‼️

[pinkshadesofshame]

goodnight pervs in my phone <333

[snoopykissgone]

I honestly wish i was the type to send mean anons or be horrible like eveeybody else but its just not in me i dont think its cuz im nice i think its a little cuz im lazy and a lot becuz we were all once that weird kid who needed attention and to feel better than others becuz they feel so small. Its sad. So i let my laziness make drama pretty unhaveable with me these days. Because letters on a website that wont exist one day isnt gonna help someone not die alone and unhappy. Taking care of yourself and your loved ones and passions will. So really I only hope they become better people you know what i mean.

[phillytheclown]

Trying to eep but if I cant im watching perks of being a wallflower and sobbing until I'm dehydrated

[p0pp3t]

good night babeys kissing u good night mwah mmmwah

[vampykween]

holy! a ton of new people in here :O so very cool ! love ya to bits if you’re reading this <3