#Honk shoooooo

[rubydubsnuby]

Ouuaggh it's soooo tiring to have your life threatened at your job every day...

[evilfrogcereal29]

Mmmm so high, don't smoke kids the bong tells you awful things....

Can't stop tginking about aware!cod character aus. Where cod is just a video game and ur just a super fan, but for some reason in ur copy of the game, all (or only some you can decide) of them are aware, and like, deeply begging for you to pick them. They crave your attention.

Bonus points if it becomes a yandere/obsessed situation (i guess the term yandere has become outdated and offensive but im not sure? Idk i had someone ask me not to use it once cause they said it has bad orgins....but i still see stuff labeled 'yandere![character here]' stories everywhere, so idk if its still appropriate to use but idk any other way to put it except obessed but i think that still doesnt get the point across well... I'm weed rambling, someone lmk if its still ok to use yandere... If not mb, I'll use a different term, back to sin)

They start making their way out of the game into your entire pc/console. Waking up to find your screen turned on, with cod loaded up, despite you definitely being sure that you 1- turned the tv off, and 2- didn't even play cod today.

Oooohhh god the days you don't play cod are HELL for them. Please please please play everyday :( they get so lonely without you. Its so cold and lonely inside here. Please (y/n).

But since cod is kinda... Shit... Nowadays... Just being a bit honest its gotten cash-grabby....you play less and less, and they know its not their fault, but it makes them ache. They need to get out of here. Before you forget about them forever. PLEASE. don't forget about them. If they get into your phone somehow (you had your phone charger plugged into the same outlet your pc/console was plugged into, they just took a short jump and hop across into your device :] no biggie) it makes them so happy when they see you liking posts about them on Tumblr ^\\^!!!! Especially when the posts are... Rather naughty...

Always listening in on your, watching you from your pc webcam or phone camera.

Imagine if they leave the game their model dissapears too... So the dissapointment you might feel if you load uo the game again, and think your game is glitched when, seemingly no matter how many times you relaunch, uninstall and reinstall, and reset the game entirely, the character(s) won't show up :(( what the fuck man?

If you buy another copy there won't be any issues actually :) these ones arent alive!! Although... I can't promise your safety much longer, as doing this is a surefire way to piss the hell out of whatever character is on you, probably spending most of their time at this point in your phone, or if you have an apple or techy watch, that, since its close to your skin and they love that! But playing with an unaware version of them is so... Jealously inducing. You were dumbfounded when your entire screen turned off, and every light around you started flickering wildly... What is going on? Maybe you shouls call an electrician? (He won't be able to remove them, nothing will)

They'll find a way out one day♥️ its just a matter of time sweetheart, or maybe they'll pull you into their world, being digital ain't so bad darling... let them show you... Get closer to the screen.

It does not help my bf got me a bundle with nikto, his normal skin, AND his powercell skin... So im brainrotmaxxing currently.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk☺️ love u guys /p (you may think the /p stands for platonic but NO, its standing for Passing out...goodnite)

[felixwuzhere]

I have this problem where if I can’t sleep I turn on Hamilton and it lulls me like a lullaby

[pinkshadesofshame]

goodnight pervs in my phone <333

[prettyb0ycvnt]

battery's low nd it's getting late... goodniiight aiden nation ^_^ <3<3 !!! zzzmimimimiii

[phillytheclown]

Trying to eep but if I cant im watching perks of being a wallflower and sobbing until I'm dehydrated

[fappellmoan]

i looooove u muna forever and ever 🫶🫶🫶

[lychee-milk]

i ate too much and now my tummy is so full

(*´◒`*)

[fandoms-spamdom]

I just woke up but I’m ready for bed

[perksofbeingahalfie]

tgifrime!

time to get back in my hammock and snooze

[allieisacrybaby]

ok it’s bedtime now. night night✌🏼

[elevenbeeps]

I'm a simple man. I log on to tumblr at 1am, I reblog a bunch of shit, and then I sleep

[sweetronancer]

trying so hard not to be all =D, ><, ^^, etc. rn GRRR

[flintmirandas]

struggling to make it to midnight rn

[se-venden-flores]

Anyways. Good night gamers 🌃🌉 dont let the bite

[phillytheclown]

Okay I got to ramble a bit and I got to talk about superjail (new obsession) so it's night night time