#then blonde...golden retriever

[rateelism]

oouuuggghhhhh the way moondae's so ready to retaliate when it comes to ppl attacking a single member of testar but in early years, Esp abt ahyeon...moondae's bias is so real and true and makes me sick he just cares so much I'm on my knees

[greenapplebling]

I love my collection of blonde character x dark haired character ships but I just realized something

When it comes to blonde characters there's a spectrum where the extremes are "sunshine golden retriever" and "bitchy mean girl"

And for the dark haired characters there's "sunshine babygirl" and "unhinged world destroyer"

Somehow there's always a sunshine involved

[cateluna]

this is a random thought but if it wasn't for peeta's mom being abusive and shitty, peeta would definitely be a mama's boy...

[milkbreadtoast]

(OC) boyfriends..... 🤭🧡💜

[draconic-desire]

No I don’t have a type wdym—

golden retriever men

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

All I Want for Christmas Is....

Yang: (clinging to the door frame for dear life as an unknown entity pulls her away)

Sun: (nails screeching across the floor as he's pulled by the tail by the same entity, finally catching the doorframe)

Jaune: (crying and screaming like a little girl as he's being dragged through the building like a ragdoll by the same entity as Sun and Yang)

Yang & Sun: (grab Jaune just as he's about to fly passed the doorway)

Jaune: (holding on for dear life) Thanks, guys!

Yang & Sun: Don't mention it!

Ruby: (from the couch and watching the scene unfold) What's going on?

Neptune: I have no idea, but it's funny. (munches popcorn)

Blake: Should... should we do something?

Weiss: We don't even know what has them.

Emerald: (Walks in) Oh, Santa must be gathering all the materials he needs to deliver presents.

RNBW: Say what now?

YSJ: (struggling to hold on) People....have....got to stop....asking for....attractive, heart of gold, golden retriever personified blondes for Christ- (slowly disappear from view) -maaaaaaas!

Ruby: Uh.... Blake, Neptune, aren't you guys right here?

Weiss: And your partners just got spirited away because someone else wished for them from Santa?

Blake & Neptune: (leap from their seats with their weapons drawn) OH, HELL, NO!!! (give chase)

Blake: Get back here with my blonde, Fat Man!!!

Neptune: That is MY muscle, monkey, boytoy!

Santa: Ho-Ho-Holy Fuck!!! Bring it on, children! I'll put both of you on the naughty list!

RWE: (blink) Uhhhh...

Penny: (suddenly being levitated passed the window, stiff as a board) Hello, girlfriend Ruby! Goodbye, girlfriend Ruby!

Ruby: Hey! That one's mine! (lock and loads Crescent Rose and gives chase)

[acinonyxxx]

very quick sammy to wind down from uni work~

he has many piercings TO ME. he is very gorgeous TO ME. he also has black nail polish ….

[arianwyn-art]

my favorite genre of character is short angry blonde gay and this now exclusively includes andrew minyard and james st clair

[irlmitsumi]

where have i seen this before???

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riiiight…

[the-admin-behind-the-slaughter]

thought i'd change up the anthro designs a lil bit. theyre on a casual day out.

[primoresplendens]

Not Johan LoH taking my first "golden retriever boyfriend" credit only by the virtue of me being Just Not Aware before that the trope was actually called that name 🤣🤣🤣

[volleypearlfan]

four episodes into ouran

^classism is also applicable

[milkbreadtoast]

msbfdmjf I didn't notice on my first read but... the twsb webtoon artist gave prince jesse a bunny motif.... im crying.... he's so cute🥹

[stardustintheabyss]

"Omg Yamada is so attractive"

Haha YEAH OBVIOUSLY HE OF COURSE IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE ONE

[ferretwanted]

from a photo ref

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

HE CAN DO BOTH