#themones

[kunstfredy]

creek yuri from the vault here you go sputh parkers

[franklinfinley]

Alright, so.

First things first: Sparky solo'd Orthworm, the Lurking Steel Titan!!!!! I am SOSOSO proud of him and that win seems to have put the confidence back in his step :D hes prancing around all high and mighty. SO proud of him

And secondly... I feel like such an asshole for getting onto Arven's case so much.

We had the usual song snd dance after the Titan. We got the Herba Mystica, and he set out making sandwiches for us. He's pretty resigned about me feeding it to Koraidon instead, but the herbs REALLY seem to be helping. Even now, his wings are looking MUCH heakthier and hes actually able to support us gliding!!!! Which is HUGE progress!!

It went as usual with Arven making his sandwich for later, except this time Koraidon tried to eat it? And Arven just LASHED OUT at him. I thought for a second he was about to hit him...

I didn't really want to ask, but I felt like I was.owed some sort of explanation. I can't keep risking my team and our own necks all for some healthy herbs, especislly when I dont know what Arven wants with them. And... he told me.

He has a sick partner. A Mabosstiff. He's tried everything from potions to berries, snd nothing is healing his injuries.

It looks like internal damage. Arven didn't go into specifics but he was battered pretty damn hard. He can't really do much but lay there and eat if Arven gives him something- which is exactly why Arven was saving those sandwices "for later". He wants to get all the Herba Mystica to hopefully make Mabosstiff better.

It's so obvious in hindsight, and i feel like SUCH a jerk for trusting my own biases. The ONE TIME i dont get double-crossed is the one time i listen to my alarm bells. Arven doesn't blame me, but it doesn't mean i'm not kicking myself for it.

So, needless to say, I'm on a new mission. I'm gonna help Arven and Mabosstiff to the best of my ability.

[zenlesszonezero]

As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.

Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.

[simiansmoke]

Reverse w/ Mario from @allnostalgic? >o>

feelin' possessive

Having pestered the plumber up til 4 in the filthy am to PLEASE JUST TAKE HIM TO GET MUNCHIES- the two were stuck at the Subway nearest to Mario's place under blinking fluorescent lights.

DK barely noticed the cashier, considering he's busy drooling over all the grub guarded behind a plastic shield that was not a stranger to his face pressed up against it and blowing heated waves of condensation over the surface.

Usually it was up to Mario to order since DK just looked like some kinda escaped circus animal in the human kingdom. "DON'T FORGET THE MAYO!" He hollers over to Mario after the other had moved over to pay for the ridiculously stuffed sandwich order. Though what DK sees gives him pause and a flaring of fur.

"Hehe, yeah - we only get some real stoners out here this late. Why don't you take a cookie for a road? My treat~"

He can't help notice the way Mario laughs awkwardly, shifting from foot to foot as the cashier wraps up the finished sandwiches...how dare he get any attention! Good attention that is...

"...heY MARIO, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR VAN'S GOT A FLAT-" DK loudly interrupts, waiting for the stunned short-stuff to look out confused at the parking lot before he turns to head out and get a better look, but not before dropping the meal compensation on the counter in form of a handful of bills.

"Here you go ~" The cashier is in the middle of handing over sandwiches in a baggie when DK takes it upon himself to...first - snatch the sandwiches, then secondly -lean down to blow a puff of hot air into the Subway worker's face.

"...I'll have you know, I'm a fuckin' service animal. So ~ enjoy your court summons for very illegally interrupting my work!" He leaves the poor store clerk wide eyed and shaky, but not without first devouring that free cookie himself before Mario could even get a WHIFF of it. Delicious.

[thelaughingmerman]

I swear Im actually going to write tonight

[catboyvader]

anybody jnow sum good noise cancleing ear muffs that r waterproof??

[swimminginyokohamasrivers]

//i feel like ive been tattled on </3

AM I DUMB. AM I ACUTALLY DUMB. AM I SLOW. AM I. me n my girlwife (hi static if u see this) were talking abt you because....... i love my unofficial online parent!!! >.< and like. they siad they wanted to talk to u more (called u amber) !!! @statics-white-noise get over here girlwife

// you're all so goofy. The idea that you even have a concept of me is so silly

You aren't dumb. I don't know anyone's name.

[zenlesszonezero]

As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.

Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.

[yo-kaiwatchkillyourfamily]

Silly Game Time: Sorry, I realize it's kinda early in the morning for such a question, but ... What should I do with this drunken sailor?

what I would do is throw themon some random island but before you do that turn them into a bird pacifically a seagull

[444names]

Names generated from the names of USA presidents and vice-presidents, combined with the names of Roman emperors

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[v-anrouge]

need a shirtless rook card and if he doesn't have huge tits ill just edit themon and every rook fan will accept it as canon

[blankfairy]

scabiosa

Summary: Are you nervous? Finn wanted to ask, swaying with the wind. Don’t pretend you have any right to be nervous, coward. You are supposed to be the man. Though I will gladly take that from you, if it is too much for you to bear.

Larys Strong takes a wife.

Characters: Original Trans Male Character (Finn Flint), Larys Strong.

Relationship: Larys Strong/Original Trans Male Character

Warnings: Arranged marriage, period-typical attitudes, period-typical ableism, misgendering (implied).

Read on AO3!

a/n: i've been super into house of the dragon/asoiaf as of late, and, unfortunately i've decided my favorite character is larys. so. what better to do than pair him with my original character. trans folks in asoiaf also don't seem to exist so, it's interesting to imagine what they might go through. here, despite having escaped the status quo for a moment, finn is still forced into an arranged marriage he wants nothing to do with.

hope you enjoy. or get something out of this. it was fun to write. (:

Beneath the weight of his wedding cloak, beneath the eyes of his father, beneath the blood-red leaves of the weirwood tree, Finn thought he would be crushed into dust.

That was his hope, at least.

Yet, standing under the sullen light of the moon, observed by seven pairs of eyes, and ignored fully by the gods, Finn found no such solace. The weeping face carved into the tree before him sat deaf to his silent prayers. The new gods and their wretched septon spouting foolish words of love and dedication reveled in his misery. There would be no escape. Even as Finn spoke obscenities and curses in his head in hope that something would strike him down for his insolence, he was left only with the feeling of his husband-to-be’s cold, clammy palm pressing against his own.

Larys Strong, the Clubfoot — how funny their fathers must have thought they were, to marry one child with a deformed foot to the other with only half a leg — faced him. He was handsome, in a small, pathetic, mousy sort of way. He bore the same broad shoulders as his father and brother, who stood watching, but his black-and-blue silk doublet clung to his thin body as if desperate. Perhaps it was the chunky, pale golden chain about his shoulders that weighed him down. Finn, leaning against his crutch, still felt taller than the man slouching in front of him.

Are you nervous? Finn wanted to ask, swaying with the wind. Don’t pretend you have any right to be nervous, coward. You are supposed to be the man. Though I will gladly take that from you, if it is too much for you to bear.

The septon spoke the foreign words of his foreign gods and Finn repeated what he’d read on a scrap of parchment merely an hour prior. I am yours, he is mine. The voice of a stranger rumbled in his throat. I take you for my lord and husband.

“... and I take you as my lady and wife.”

Finn raked his teeth across his lip. I am not a lady. I am not a wife. The old man posing as a voice for the gods proclaimed themone flesh, one heart, one soul, now and forever. I will throw myself from the highest tower of the Red Keep before I let myself mother a child again, he thought distantly. My father didn’t tell you that part after he dragged me back to King’s Landing by the scalp.

They pressed their lips together. One flesh, one heart, one soul, now and forever. Finn closed his eyes and imagined ripping his father’s throat out with his teeth.

[zenlesszonezero]

As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.

Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.

[thesunlightvoid]

SSH page 3

omg sorry for the delay, also we have a new character, right now we just have Themon, now we have Wanda, I will try my best to keep this story updated-OL

[avocado-writing]

Trans fem?

Nah man

Trans lem (on) 🍋

transgerine and they/themon

[voluntadfuerte]

@mxrvelouscreations​​ | spicy actions prompts | accepting

[  STRADDLE  ] ; the sender straddles the receivers lap.

Loki did enjoy their time with Steve. Although, soft moments seemed to transform into sex more than they would’ve expected. Steve eagerly joining themon the couch while Loki was watching this thing called Catfish. It was fun to see how humans were tricking each other. But Steve changed the situation quickly by straddling Loki. So Loki closed the tv quickly. “Maybe the others should see you like this, so eager for me. Because I am the one with the reputation of ruining you.”

[review-anon]

(but other then that she gets along with most of themon the ship so-)

Anywho other Aliza how are things in the voidship going? :D

*A tired and exhausted Xander goes back to Aliza's dorm room*

Hey Aliza, I'm baaccckkk!

Xander! There you are.

You were away for a lot longer then you said you where. I'm not worried since I know you can stand up for yourself but what kept you?

Did David start something again?

No. I ran into Kana, Chihiro and a different Hajime. They were busy trying to take trees down to set up as Christmas Trees and so I offered a helping hand.

We finished with it, I had to tell Chihiro to take a break a few times before an Anon placed him in time out, and now Kana is getting the penguins to deliver the trees to various areas in the Voidship so they can be decorated.

That sounds nice...do you know how many trees they used?

At first they were gonna use 9 but when we showed up, they decided on 10 trees, that's why it took so long.

I can imagine...getting 10 trees down is...myself...that's a lot.

Do you know who's doing the lights on the trees?

I...wouldn't know....right now I'm exhausted and I need to have a rest.

Hmmm....maybe I can do something regarding that. I am friendly with most of the people here, so there could be volunteers to help with fitting the lights.

*She kisses him on the cheek* Take some much needed rest Xander, I will go and see if there's anyone who can help. Love you.

*He blushes as he lies down in bed* Love you too.

[hasigames]

Red vs Dead

Red vs Dead DESCRIPTION, Rule One: Kill all zombies, Rule Two: SurviveZombies are infested in the city cemetery, it’s time to get rid of themOne person can clear the cemetery of zombies before they can attack the city, and this person is distinguished by red hair and an antique gun Game Controls Arrows — MoveX — JumpC — ShootingZ — Throwing bombsArrows + left shift — Dash Red vs Dead Game…

[marian16rox]

These sweet maple glaze and apple cider flavors make these baked doughnuts a delightful treat. These are ideal anytime you want a delicious doughnut without having to fry themon a chilly fall morning, for example!

Ingredients: 2 cups all-purpose flour. 1 1/2 tsp baking powder. 1/2 tsp baking soda. 1 tsp ground cinnamon. 1/2 tsp ground nutmeg. 1/4 tsp salt. 1/2 cup granulated sugar. 1/2 cup brown sugar. 2 large eggs. 1/2 cup apple cider. 1/4 cup unsalted butter, melted. 1/4 cup plain Greek yogurt. 1 tsp vanilla extract. For the Maple Glaze:. 1 cup powdered sugar. 2 tbsp maple syrup. 2 tbsp milk. 1/2 tsp vanilla extract.

Instructions: Preheat your oven to 350F 175C and grease a doughnut pan. In a mixing bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, nutmeg, and salt. In another bowl, whisk together the granulated sugar, brown sugar, eggs, apple cider, melted butter, Greek yogurt, and vanilla extract until well combined. Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and stir until just combined. Be careful not to overmix. Spoon the batter into the prepared doughnut pan, filling each mold about 2/3 full. Bake in the preheated oven for 12-15 minutes or until the doughnuts spring back when touched. While the doughnuts are baking, make the maple glaze by whisking together the powdered sugar, maple syrup, milk, and vanilla extract in a bowl until smooth. Once the doughnuts are done, remove them from the oven and allow them to cool in the pan for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely. Dip each cooled doughnut into the maple glaze, allowing any excess glaze to drip off, and place them back on the wire rack to set. Enjoy your delicious Apple Cider Baked Doughnuts with Maple Glaze!

Henry Hanson