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fifth grader's report card with straight As and at the bottom the teacher wrote "extremely violent and dangerous young man"

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sorry i was high as fuck when i wrote this yesterday. suffice to say i could not understand what the fuck was going on. lila is trystane though.

FUCK fuck fuck dune prophecy trystane brainrot oh my god

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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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FUCK fuck fuck dune prophecy trystane brainrot oh my god

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this tweet is so accurate

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someone PLEASE take farm merge valley away from me

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merry christmas to everyone who celebrates!! (:

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THAT MEME IS SO GOOD LMAOOO maybe if he stands out there long enough she might let him in just for warmth... those crackclaw nights get pretty chilly... good luck getting into her bed though!

i can't tell if kaleb would support or dissuade samsa's crimes. number one supporter implies the former. be careful my guy SKSKDS

i know trystane is sitting in king's landing wondering why his big sister gets THREE PARENTS while he hardly has ONE

Ok but like I’m kinda curious so see how you think Kaleb x Alyx would interact👀

YES okay so i did talk about them before here! But their strenuous dynamic is fun to think about…

Point blank, Alyx never wanted to be married. She knew it was expected of her, but she thought she had two options: Daemon Targaryen, who she was once betrothed to; even as a teenager she didn't see him for the "dashing rogue" he was, rather, the man she could mold him to be — the proximity to the throne he'd bring. When that didn't work, she expected to marry her brother, Albyn, as was closer to Vesgar/Valyrian tradition (don't ask me how they'd get away with it even though they're not Targs, I'm working that out), but he eventually went off to join the Citadel, so that was out of the question. She never liked the idea of being a wife, she never liked the idea of being a mother. Her father, Ozwell, didn't respect that, but he also held on to the hope that one day Daemon's wife might die, or Albyn would return from Oldtown. Willful as she is, I'm not sure he could have done much about her refusal anyways.

Let's say, though, maybe he does do something. After years in King's Landing and no prospect despite being lady-in-waiting to Queen Aemma, he decides she'll marry Kaleb — the handsome heir to a powerful Northern house, headstrong like her. Perhaps the two of them depart for Chimera's Nest shortly after Aemma's death and Kaleb's attempted proposal to Alicent. They're married under under the Vesgar's weirwood, a spindly, sickly thing that climbs the side of Arlior Anogrion like a vein. At this point I'm sure Alyx has been cordial to Kaleb, if not a bit cold, and Kaleb probably thinks, despite being in arranged marriage, they'll be fine, right? He's got his charms. He's still got time to win her over, or, at least they can be friends.

Let's say it starts off that way. Alyx is displeased but she has no reason to be cruel. That's asking for trouble. She's heard of Rhaena Targaryen's dear departed husband, Lord Farman, and has no interest in making any enemies. But… I also don't think she's in any hurry to be producing heirs, either. She might entirely disregard her marriage bed, actually. And Kaleb doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to be… pushy about it. I think they go north to Raven's Keep at least once after marriage, but Alyx is rather fond of home, and since childhood has been taught to lead her house as ruling lady rather than manage it as a wife. It'd be neat if they went and lived in King's Landing for a bit for… reasons …

… Alicent and Rhaenyra, of course. LMAO. I know your wife doesn't want to be married to you nor does she want to lie with you, Kaleb, but having three bastards with a princess and the queen?

(insert you got a big storm coming)

I think. He's smart enough not to tell Alyx. But I also think Alyx is smart enough to figure out the timing. Even if she's alone in Chimera's Nest, she hears that Rhaenya's given birth to twins in Raven's Keep, and they're suspiciously pale, and… I'm nerfing Alyx for this hypothetical situation because I genuinely think otherwise she might poison or otherwise kill Kaleb. She turns her back on him, though. And when he returns to the Nest, Alyx tells him she's found an heir - Samsa - and if he wants one of his own he's welcome to choose from his brood of bastards. He's not welcome there anymore. I don't think he'd be too upset about it.

I'm not really sure where they'd go from there… Together for public appearances, maybe, or perhaps Alyx is just so pissed that she decides to humilate him by never being around him anymore. They might be able to find a way to get divorced, especially if they never slept together, after Alyx's father dies, which is the best case scenario for everyone. If not, well… ¯_(ツ)_/¯ What do you think?

I trust in Kaleb's charms, I swear 😭 But Alyx is unswoonable, and, with the Finn ask from forever ago, Kaleb just isn't his type. I was going to make a moodboard for them to go with this (I still might) but it's just about bedtime so we'll have to go without D: This was fun to think about, thanks for sending in the ask!! If you have any corrections or suggestions pls do tell…

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a nice chunk of the peripheral ocs i have are like. asoiaf adaptations of resident evil characters. because samsa's originally a resident evil oc. alyx is just alex wesker and she deserves the entire world. yes despite the many crimes.

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Ok but like I’m kinda curious so see how you think Kaleb x Alyx would interact👀

YES okay so i did talk about them before here! But their strenuous dynamic is fun to think about…

Point blank, Alyx never wanted to be married. She knew it was expected of her, but she thought she had two options: Daemon Targaryen, who she was once betrothed to; even as a teenager she didn't see him for the "dashing rogue" he was, rather, the man she could mold him to be — the proximity to the throne he'd bring. When that didn't work, she expected to marry her brother, Albyn, as was closer to Vesgar/Valyrian tradition (don't ask me how they'd get away with it even though they're not Targs, I'm working that out), but he eventually went off to join the Citadel, so that was out of the question. She never liked the idea of being a wife, she never liked the idea of being a mother. Her father, Ozwell, didn't respect that, but he also held on to the hope that one day Daemon's wife might die, or Albyn would return from Oldtown. Willful as she is, I'm not sure he could have done much about her refusal anyways.

Let's say, though, maybe he does do something. After years in King's Landing and no prospect despite being lady-in-waiting to Queen Aemma, he decides she'll marry Kaleb — the handsome heir to a powerful Northern house, headstrong like her. Perhaps the two of them depart for Chimera's Nest shortly after Aemma's death and Kaleb's attempted proposal to Alicent. They're married under under the Vesgar's weirwood, a spindly, sickly thing that climbs the side of Arlior Anogrion like a vein. At this point I'm sure Alyx has been cordial to Kaleb, if not a bit cold, and Kaleb probably thinks, despite being in arranged marriage, they'll be fine, right? He's got his charms. He's still got time to win her over, or, at least they can be friends.

Let's say it starts off that way. Alyx is displeased but she has no reason to be cruel. That's asking for trouble. She's heard of Rhaena Targaryen's dear departed husband, Lord Farman, and has no interest in making any enemies. But… I also don't think she's in any hurry to be producing heirs, either. She might entirely disregard her marriage bed, actually. And Kaleb doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to be… pushy about it. I think they go north to Raven's Keep at least once after marriage, but Alyx is rather fond of home, and since childhood has been taught to lead her house as ruling lady rather than manage it as a wife. It'd be neat if they went and lived in King's Landing for a bit for… reasons …

… Alicent and Rhaenyra, of course. LMAO. I know your wife doesn't want to be married to you nor does she want to lie with you, Kaleb, but having three bastards with a princess and the queen?

(insert you got a big storm coming)

I think. He's smart enough not to tell Alyx. But I also think Alyx is smart enough to figure out the timing. Even if she's alone in Chimera's Nest, she hears that Rhaenya's given birth to twins in Raven's Keep, and they're suspiciously pale, and… I'm nerfing Alyx for this hypothetical situation because I genuinely think otherwise she might poison or otherwise kill Kaleb. She turns her back on him, though. And when he returns to the Nest, Alyx tells him she's found an heir - Samsa - and if he wants one of his own he's welcome to choose from his brood of bastards. He's not welcome there anymore. I don't think he'd be too upset about it.

I'm not really sure where they'd go from there… Together for public appearances, maybe, or perhaps Alyx is just so pissed that she decides to humilate him by never being around him anymore. They might be able to find a way to get divorced, especially if they never slept together, after Alyx's father dies, which is the best case scenario for everyone. If not, well… ¯_(ツ)_/¯ What do you think?

I trust in Kaleb's charms, I swear 😭 But Alyx is unswoonable, and, with the Finn ask from forever ago, Kaleb just isn't his type. I was going to make a moodboard for them to go with this (I still might) but it's just about bedtime so we'll have to go without D: This was fun to think about, thanks for sending in the ask!! If you have any corrections or suggestions pls do tell…

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send this to all your favourite moots and roll a snowball! KEEP THE SNOWBALL ROLLING!❄️🤍❄️🤍❄️🤍❄️

thank you!! omg this snowball's gonna be HUGE

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send this to all your favourite moots and roll a snowball! KEEP THE SNOWBALL ROLLING!❄️🤍❄️🤍❄️

thank you :DD

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send this to all your favourite moots and roll a snowball! KEEP THE SNOWBALL ROLLING!❄️🤍❄️🤍❄️

thank you RAHHH !!

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feeling the brainrot tonight... if anyone wants to send in character interactions <3 <3 i'd love to write about them!

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WOOOAHH I'M SO SORRY I MISSED THIS YESTERDAY ?! THIS LOOKS SO SO AMAZING!! THANK YOU SO MUCH😭

For you @blankfairy! Happy holidays!❤️

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does anyone have some fun/useful writing templates for novels? i have one i'm using for chapter-by-chapter stuff but i still feel like broader threads get kinda lost. or maybe that's just my brain.