#them in all their big suits is so cute thank you op i love you
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OH MY GOD YOUR MIND
@halloweenorangesoda's drawing from the other day made me lose my shit, i had to make a followup as soon as i could
#in the tags of my original post i said tails would be his VP#but by god i can get behind this#WHY WAS EGGMAN EVEN AT THE MEETIGNN#sonic joe biden au is real. hes always falling but its because eggman keeps tripping him#making sonic the democratic nominee is the best way to vote blue#though my heart says he'd go green party#[sonic voice after third party loses again] The green party's looking a lot like the sand party right now!#them in all their big suits is so cute thank you op i love you#this post made me realize how hillary clinton coded amy would be#worst thing i ever said#in a different universe i raise you eggman being his opposition#amy was right we should all sonic dash to the polls. sonic denying her is going to cost him the election#i love the way you drew the sonic eggman 2024 logo#poor sonic#god rest his soul
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December 2023 Art
final post for 2023 art! and... i guess probably the last one of these masterposts? it'll be nice to start fresh and post as i usually would, so, thank u if u have been sticking around and liking + reblogging and all that, i appreciate it! bit dramatic its like im moving to another country or something... but rly like it hasn't gone unnoticed, ty for sticking around :)
vvv dates + info under the cut vvv
1 - 02/12/2023 : liked the idea of Heidi with a buzzcut, i think it really suits her, a radical change from her usual hairstyle, but a cool one... i love having futch OCs
2 - 04/12/2023 : chike chike chike.. frogot why i drew him think i was thinking of him doing cat things and it was gonna be a lot more than 2 drawings but i gived up x ,, but this is the most up 2 date drawing of his current design aside from like. the one colour wheel wip. so ur getting crumbs for him im sorry chike fans (1 person)
3-6 - 05/12/2023 : firstly, saw sum official art of Peach on twitter and wanted to redraw it, i loveee her eyes.. slay.. secondly, DIESEL REDESIGN YAY1!! it is now up to date. yippie. i decided he should be fat, very big brain of me.. i didnt Hate his old design but it was kinda giving kokichi danganronpa and like thats not him LOL.. but anyway i luv this drawing
thirdly, a Robin, was testing out the redesign a lil, think i was listening to his playlist again hence the comeback kid lyrics.. aaand fourthly (is that a word) another Diesel, a bit of a model series expression redraw, u kno the one where hes like >:D i enjoyed drawing his coat.. oo duende..
7 - 08/12/2023 : okay guys lets take a silly one now!!! erm anyway. was thinking about nina and the neurons, as you do, thought it would be funny to draw nina activating her neurons, like that 1 pic of the guy levitating pizza.... she served so hard with her claires accessories rave ball earrings and fluffy bobbles tho lets be real.. was very disappointed to learn shes not a real scientist
8 - 12/12/2023 : twas in the middle of finalising a design for my human Sonny, so heres some lil phone doodles where i was figuring out his hair and hat, i ended up going with the right hand side, thought it would be worth posting them
9 - 16/12/2023 : first sort of draft of his design being put to use, not my faaave drawing but it was nice to finally get him drawn, it was an absolute ballache trying to get his design perfect, the art block was Strong that week.. anyway, i did end up changing some things, just tweaks mostly, and i scrapped the hoodie, i wanted him to have a bigass varsity jacket collar to hide behind, so i opted for him wearing a plain t-shirt underneath instead, eventually
10 - 20/12/2023 : Buttercup and his scary ass big blue freak eyes, based on a tweet i saw, the OP went private eye fink but the og tweet said like "i don't have rizz, i have unsettlingly large blue eyes that are haunted by visions", and thats just Buttercup.. so heres him, having a jolly good stare
11 - 22/12/2023 : that chooshada drawing again, just recoloured with NER apple green livery :) i think she looks super cute with it, it's not entirely accurate in terms of lining coz i was referencing pics of her basis which are like 10p black and white taken on a potato kinda deal
12 - 28/12/2023 : silly little throwaway idea of a toni hair revamp, im not sure i would redesign it but, the idea is there... so who knows x
#iko's shit#2023art#Dec2023#digital art#fine art#original art#fanart#original character#ocs#ocs:heidi#ocs:chike#ocs:robin#ocs:buttercup#ocs:rushada#ocs:toni#super mario bros#super mario#princess peach#ttte#ttte humanised#thomas the tank engine#thomas and friends#ttte diesel#ttte sonny#devious diesel#sonny the well tank engine#nina and the neurons#cbeebies#WCBF#YM&V
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1, 2, and 4 for whomever you're currently thinking about?
~ throughpatchesofviolet 🪻
hi sarah!!!! thank you, i hope your monday is going well !!! 🫶 ill do these for simon since i cannot seem to get him off my mind 😟
1. what are your favorite activities to do together?
watch movies and game!!! simon's big on indoor/at home dates, so whatever we can find there is usually what he has the most fun with ❤️ he doesn't mind going out, but he just loves the comfort of being at home and able to dress and say and wear whatever is most comfortable to him in the moment.
as for specifics, he loves horror movies late at night all tucked into bed or cuddling on the couch, or co-op games where he can absolutely show off his skills. otherwise, delilah loves to watch him play and absolutely kick other people's butts online they think he's so cool for it wahaaa
2. have you both ever gone on vacation together? do you plan to go on a vacation?
well i actually was talking with some friends today and they gave the idea of a little beach/cruise date!!! he'd want soo bad to sit at the resort/in the hotel room on his laptop but delilah allows him only his phone and drags him to the pool/beach where he'd sit under the umbrella awkwardly, trying desperately to not get sunburnt, not being able to make eye contact w delilah bc they're in a cute bathing suit 😭
4. what movies do you and your f/o love to watch together?
simon LOVES vintage horror!! (in both the sense of 'vintage' in our time and in the future 😭). his faves are 1980s campy & splatter flicks, but he also loves 'retro' (which is to say modern, since his show takes place in the future!!) horror, like stuff from the early 2000s and 2010s. he probably has a little collection that he's been building for years that he wants to watch and recruits delilah to help him get through them all, and introduces them to all kinds of fun stuff along the way 🥺
#me going full cringe w this ship i see!!!!!!!!#HES MY NONSENSE CHARACTER AND I CAN HC HIM AS SWEET AND SOFT AND CRINGEFAIL IN LOVE W ME AS I WANT!!!#.ask#;-;#.simon
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OKAY, I THOUGHT OF A WAY TO ACKNOWLEDGE CONTRIBUTIONS INDIVIDUALLY!!! I want to say thank you so much to everyone out there who’s ever made fanart, written fanfic, or created any fan content for the show, I love all of it and it means so much to me. I’ve been creating fanart myself since I was like 8 and it brings me so much joy to see other folks engage with the thing we’re making that way. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart. So, in order to acknowledge each piece, I’ve decided to break it up into multiple posts (hopefully 4?) and acknowledge 1/4 of the pieces in each post, so I can talk about all of them individually! If anyone who contributed doesn’t have tumblr maybe folks can help me find a way to pass along my praise? SO, HERE’S THE FIRST 1/4th - More to come in coming days!
Moderators - Telemartus & Fungh0u1
What an incredibly impressive project! The layout and everything is formatted so well, this turned out so sparkly and so professional looking! Skipping ahead, I love the back cover as well, once again I am obliterated by a Kingdom Hearts quote. the story of my life. But I digress, what a lovely, wonderful thing you’ve organized, thank you for putting together this project, it is an absolute delight from start to finish. 💚 💚 💚
Pg 1/Cover - Grace Oh my god, I love the linework in this. I can’t stop looking at the hilt of the sword, it’s so fucking cool. I love the composition, the character portraits and the balance of colors. It looks like a real ass YA novel cover and I’m losing my mind about it. Also loving Maeri at the center of everything looking like a total badass, as she should be. Pg 4. - Seth Reyes OH MY GOD SETH!!!! This piece is so awesome, I love everyone’s expressions and the sense of camaraderie at the table, I want to be there. The lighting and atmosphere look so good, and I’m loving the costuming details. ALSO DON’T THINK I DON’T SEE FALEN FEEDING A LIL’ CRUMB TO DARIUS I DO AND I’M INSANE ABOUT IT!!!
Pg. 5 - Mochi KICK ASS!!! The vibe is immaculate. I wish I knew the names of the actual members of Fall Out Boy better so I could make a bunch of dumb jokes, but regardless, these friendos look fucking cool as hell and I would definitely add their songs to my mix cd’s if I was a teen in Estra. Look at that lighting. This rips ass. Pg. 6 - Rosedragon OKAY, OH MY GOD. So first of all, excellent writing, I think the characterization is spot on. And man, this did twist up my lil’ guts a lil’ bit, I got sad, hahahaha, GOOD JOB!! AND THEN?????? I’m all choked up, and YOU GOT ME WITH THE KINGDOM HEARTS REFERENCE?!?!?!?! AKHLFAJSHFAJ. IT IS, ISN’T IT???? I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU BLINDSIDED ME WITH A DIRECT QUOTE FROM THE HIT FILM FRANCHISE SAW!!!!! Incredible. Good work OP.
EDIT!!! I forgot to mention the art! It fits in so seamlessly with the story! But I love it too, I particularly like your Slake depiction, I think you captured them perfectly. <3 Pg. 10 Baking Swords HELL YEAH!!! I love how dense this is, there’s so much happening here and I LOVE it!!! The lil’ sculpted Darius, especially! The chaotic energy is fantastic, I think it suits the podcast perfectly. If the podcast were a cupcake this is exactly what it would look like, love the use of glitter, 10/10 Pg. 11 Miranda M THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! I love the Scandinavian folk art influence, this looks like it was plucked right out of some (hopefully alive and thriving) Ilfran’s living room, big ‘fantasy Minnesota’ energy. Is this knitted? Or crocheted? However you made it, the precision is impressive, it turned out absolutely lovely. <3 Pg. 12 The Z Oh my god, I started smiling at “daycare=the docks” and I didn’t stop until I got to pg. 2 where I was immediately under psychic attack and continued to be through the rest of the list. Bravo. Now we’re going to have to kill Torva even harder. ALSO YOU MADE ME REALIZE I FORGOT ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE ARTIE THE ARTIFICER!!! I will invite you to the wedding. Hopefully you can create the agenda. ;) Pg. 14-15 Bri THIS IS SO SWEET!!! I have thought about this kind of scenario too, wondered what kind of conversations Slake and Laika might have. The art is super cute and expressive, but also the conversation got me, I found it very relatable. I hadn’t quite thought about that element of Slake in awhile, I forgot that it’s something I struggle with myself. SO GOOD JOB WITH YOUR LOVELY AND INCISIVE WRITING! I’ll look forward to talking with my therapist! Thumbs up sparkle! 👍✨ OKAY, AND THAT IS PART ONE! I’m hoping by reblogging it to the Dames tumblr folks will see my comments, I just want y’all to know how much I appreciate the work you put in, it turned out amazing! 💦 💯💯💯
At long last, the Roll to Fall in Love!!! zine is available for download! Everything turned out absolutely amazing and we are so excited for you all to see it.
The zine is pay-what-you-want, and all proceeds will be donated to the Wildlife Conservation Society!
Thank you so so much to all of our contributors for their beautiful work and to the Dames/Legendlark team for making such a lovely podcast!!
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My goodness, I- I did not expect this one to blow up like this. Then again you guys are so goddamn unpredictable, be glad I love you all hhhhh- this will be the last installation of Universe Reversal and it has been a nice yet wild ride for this mini-series pfft. Thank you to the anon with the brilliant mind who started this, I didn't include Kaeya here since he's already fleshed out in the asks convos we had.
Universe Reversal 3
Genshin Impact Character Reader and Modern Players with Venti and Diluc (how they simp for you) (event masterlist / Part 1 / Part 2 / Extras)
Venti the Multi-Account User
This unhinged boyo has made multiple accounts for different servers, and no one really knows how many he uses or how many he's active on (it's 2), nor the reason why he even did this strategy in the first place.
How he pulled you: This little gremlin was messing around with his alt account and saw that he still had some leftover primogems in it, enough for ten pulls. And he was like, why not? He's already ran out of chances in his main account, he wasn't hoping much— so when that glorious golden meteor appear, he froze.
And then he freaked out, both in triumph and anger, because OMG you came home!!! In the WRONG account!!! ¡¡! ¡¡!
Bragging about it to his friends, and when he gets his congratulations, he's gonna come out and say it was on his alt account. And all hell breaks loose.
He's gonna spend most of his days trying to debate over his head what's he gonna do about his predicament, while farming materials not just for you but for the other characters as well. He doesn't have a well-bred team in that account so...
He'll be spending most of his time in that account during the hype, of course, and he's gonna be the gamer that would be staying up so late just to get everything geared up and maxed out.
Venti usually used you in co-op to flex on his pull, and dons your character as his profile. His grinding has raised you to at least C1 with the second best weapon for you, and a decent set of artifacts. He built you as sub dps tho, unlike the other players here.
This is obvious but he likes using you for gliding, because your character reacts so happily when doing so and he finds it really cute. He also ends up idling a lot and watches your idle animation, gif'd and all.
One of the very few characters who would actually cosplay as you, if it's possible. Shameless and proud for it too.
May or may not have attracted some specific fans.
You coming home has sparked the vigor of gaming for him once again, and became more engaged to the community and- holy shit, you have so many fan materials.
Venti may or may not have participated in the ship wars and best character wars alongside Childe and Kaeya.
One of the remixers and character theme/fan-made songs type of fan in the community, very prestigious too. He aims to offers his works to the devs too, even if it's just for small promotional materials.
"The game just become so much more enjoyable and pleasing to play when I got them! Even if I had to switch accounts, it's was sooo worth it." sad neglected account noises
Favorite Voicelines: Feelings About Ascension, All your trailers (What do you mean this is not a voiceline?)
Diluc the Beta Tester
One of the lucky people to be able to play the beta version of the game, as he had been very critical in checking for bugs and suggestions even if he has his own work.
How he pulled you: Mentioned this before, he wasn't meant to pull for you really, he was there for the other characters in your banner, but you ended up coming home to him instead.
It's not that he doesn't LIKE you, it's nothing personal, it's just that his team/playstyle doesn't really let you fit in to his game? But hey, at least he knows you're good, so instead of neglecting you he decided to build you up as well just to see.
Diluc now has the strongest (Y/N) build in the whole game.
Was forced by his brother to make a video/tutorial for your character, and he found it quite enjoyable. So many people thanked him and supported his video for it, dedicated fans to your character and building.
Diluc warms up to your character soon after and sees you in a better light. Starts reading more about you and sees how nice your story was well made, and admires the beauty of your ult animation a tad bit too much.
His reputation suddenly became connected to you, like speedrunning, soloing and powerful builds with/for your character.
If there were any bugs or fixes regarding your character, he's the first to notice and report in full detail to Mihoyo. Because of this your release had been unusually flawless and well-liked by the community, but he wouldn't know much since he's not that engaged to the fandom.
He doesn't notice his bias to you and if he gets called out, he's gonna vehemently deny the fuck outta it. He's a beta player, he needs to analyze all characters equally, damn it.
He may or maaaaay not be one of the cause of your character getting leaked before your actual release; Kaeya may or maaaay not be related to this. Don't worry tho, he's not under any danger, yet.
He has a big chance of being a new character's VA that's closely tied to you and he's unsure yet on how to deal about the offer.
If a casual criticizes your character, especially when they insult that you're too overrated, he's there to pull out the right facts and rants to shit the fucker up.
Silently helped with the popularity poll and made you the most liked character for a very long time.
One of the people obsessed with your idle animation and voicelines, and had listened to all of your lines in ALL languages. For uh, for work purposes, of course. Will fight that your English VA is the best and suiting voice for you.
He's kinda tsun on liking your character in a simping kind of sense? So it's like subtle in which he silently buys one merch of yours, total opposite of Kaeya with his Dakimakura-
"One of the best characters Mihoyo has released so far. I'm guilty I almost didn't try getting them, but now I'm on the shi- train for vouching as best player."
Favorite Voicelines: Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Night, Attack Dialogues
@ellitx @moaa @zelos-simp @legionqueensav @dandelion-dreams @snackgod @rxsalinee @cala-ran @wind-wheel
#genshin impact x reader#Venti x Reader#diluc x reader#genshin impact headcanons#genshin impact diluc#genshin impact venti#exile.goblet#exile.flower#sojourner specials#finally done with this one ahahaha#gender neutral
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verbena- b. barnes
pairings: bucky barnes x reader, mentions of other avengers warnings: none. this is all fluff about: y/n gives bucky flowers a/n: thank you to @hollandsvogue for the flower help!!
the smell of the verbenas in your hands wafts up to your nose while you jam your key into the lock of your apartment, grip tightening on the bouquet of gentle flowers. your dirty combat boots leave a small smear of dirt in the bottom of your door, even after you wipe them on the cheesy doormat sam gifted you when you moved in. you’re relatively clean for the hours after a mission, but the dirt and splatters of red that stain your suit and the stray twigs that reside in the messy strands of your hair show that it wasn’t a clean-cut undercover op. you prefer it; those types of missions, as clean as you come out of them, seem so much dirtier.
you push the door open with your hip, the gash on the palm of the hand that isn’t holding the assortment of flowers too angry and velvet to touch the cold of the doorknob. “hey, handsome,” you greet when you kick the door closed, walking towards the couch that your boyfriend is sitting on, watching one of the television shows you’ve referenced before.
“hey, doll,” he murmurs tiredly, his eyes clearly having just opened from a nap, but the pull of his cheeks as he smiles at you is bright. from his lap, alpine purrs, looking up at you and blinking as a hello. you lean over the couch to press a soft kiss on bucky’s forehead when he tilts his head at you. at the sound of alpine’s meow, you laugh, turning to her. bucky’s hand begins to pet her again, “she wants you to say hi to her, too.”
“i will,” you promise her, “but she’s very clean and white right now. the dirt on my hands will not go with her fur.” alpine meows again, almost in agreement as she settles back in bucky’s lap.
“how was the mission?” he asks, turning to you as you walk into the kitchen.
“it was a mission,” you hum, catching the reflection of the twigs in your hair in the microwave. you begin to pick at them with your free hand.
“what’s that?” bucky asks, eyes settling on the flowers in your hand. the sound of the cupboard when you open it leads alpine off of bucky’s lap to wander around the kitchen and stare at you. you look down at the bouquet, startling when you look back up and bucky is nearly in front of you.
“you’re sneaky today,” you inform, tiredness seeping into your words when you finally let it in the comfort of bucky’s eyes, “or maybe i’m just tired.” he scans you worriedly. “these,” you extend the flowers toward him, “are for you. i saw the flower shop selling them fresh when i was coming back home and i know they’re your favorite, so…” you offer them to him. “you always get me my favorite flowers after my missions, and i know you like verbenas, so…” you trail off again, beginning to feel nervous and foolish when bucky won’t react.
suddenly, he exhales quietly, shaking his head gently with a big grin adorning his face. he takes his flowers from you, tucking his nose between the petals to inhale. “thank you,” he tells you, pulling you in closer to kiss your nose.
you scrunch it up, “i’m all dirty,” you warn.
“i don’t care,” he replies flatly, kissing you again, “thank you. i love them.” he smells them again, before pulling one out as gently as you’ve ever seen anyone handle a flower before to place it behind your ear. he gazes at you for a few seconds before hugging his flowers to his chest, “i need a vase.” he announces, “where do we keep our fancy vases?”
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a few days later, your apartment is warm with laughter and avengers, your friends sitting around your living room and kitchen.
“...and that’s how i found out steve wears captain america underwear. he wears my face on his ass,” sam chortles, making steve groan loudly, his pale cheeks warming with a sweet pink as he blushes.
“one time!” he says, “one time i ran out!”
“uh huh, then why were they in there in the first place?” natasha asks with a raised eyebrow, a wine glass pressed to her lips and her green eyes twinkling as she sits on the couch, alpine resting on her legs.
“i-” steve’s face contorts in thought, “gag gift. ‘had to be.”
you and bucky laugh again, unconsciously leaning into each other, “that’s nothing--” clint begins, settling his stare on tony, “last week, i saw tony step out of his suit naked--”
the avengers part into groups, those who want to have something on tony, and those who have enough. natasha and maria form their own where they talk about how exhausting it is to be the most mature in a room full of gods and ancient beings.
“nice flowers,” sam comments, eyeing the verbenas bucky put in the fanciest vase you guys have. “when’d you get them?”
“a day or two ago, i saw them in that cute little flower shop when i was coming back from a mission,” you reply. “i remembered verbenas are bucky’s favorite flower.”
steve nods, “his ma used to plant them every spring; daisies, forget-me-nots, and verbenas were always planted outside of the barnes household.”
you turn to look at your boyfriend, catching the pretty recognition in his eyes.
“so you just get them for him after each mission?” sam wonders after a econd, looking at you with his brows furrowed.
you nod, “there’s usually at least one bouquet with the ones he likes, so i get him one of them. why?”
sam’s shoulders raise, “i just think that’s interesting. ‘cuz i told you last week how much i liked orchids and i went on a mission two days ago.”
your lips curl into a grin, “i promise to bring you orchids from now on.” you offer him your pinky, wrapping it around his.
a day after everyone leaves, you and bucky begin to work on a small garden on your balcony, making sure to plant every single favorite flower of the avengers, as well as the same flowers bucky’s mother would plant-- right outside the apartment window so bucky would see them each morning.
#bucky barnes#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes fanfiction#bucky barnes cute#bucky barnes x reader fluff#bucky barnes x you#cute bucky barnes#bucky barnes fluff#fluffy bucky barnes fic#fluffy bucky barnes fanfic#fluffy bucky barnes x reader#fluffy bucky barnes#bucky barnes fluff fanfiction#bucky barnes fluff fanfic#bucky barnes fanfic#bucky barnes fic#bucky barnes fic fluff#bucky barnes x y/n#bucky barnes x rea
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MBTI✨ Meet Cute? Meet. Cute.🖤
entp (the debater)
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infj (the advocate)
budding romance
ft. intp (the logician) friend
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[entp & intp at an arcade bar 👾🍺🥃🍸🍹🥂]
entp: [playing intp in air hockey] HA! take that bitch!
intp: you HAD YOUR HAND ON THE TABLE IT DOESNT COUNT!
entp: oh really because the little digital score board begs to differ...
intp: son of bitch.
[waitress brings entp the drink they ordered, and winks at them as entp says thanks]
intp: op. now i'm not an expert on human sexual behavior... but-
entp: yeah no shit. actually the opposite of an expert. whats the word i'm looking for for, idiot.
intp: 😐... BUT, the waitress chick, huh? huh? wink, wink, nudge, nudge? [goofy smile]😜
entp: did you just say "wink, wink" instead of winking...
intp: the alcohol is affecting my facial muscles and i was afraid you wouldn't get my intent on cadence alone...
entp: [camera looks]
intp: but anyway stop changing the subject, so? waitress chick, she's cute, you should go for it, ya know do a little dance, make a little love... basically just get down tonight... [snorts in humor at their own joke]
entp: yeah... i don't think so. i haven't really been into the dating scene lately... it's mostly disappointing, and sometimes cringe worthy.
intp: ok first of all until i met entj that's ALL the "dating scene" was in my experience, so sorry if i don't feel that bad for you. besides you're probably just being dramatic, it can't be that bad.
entp: [looks at intp with intense deadpan] the last date i went on, she looked almost 10 years older than her profile picture, and when she said in her bio she was a nature lover i assumed she liked to hike or some shit, but no... she was a taxidermist... she brought her latest "project" to our date...
intp: yikes.
entp: yeah. it was weasel. and it's eyes followed you wherever you moved...
intp: 😬
entp: so i'm thinking i might take a breather from "dating" for the moment.
intp: [shrugs]🤷♀️/🤷
entp: [sips old fashion 🥃] [winces] oof god what'd they do dump the entire bitters bottle in here, ugh!🤮 i'm gonna get this re-made.
intp: alright i'm gonna hit the bathroom all that vodka is gettin to me...
[entp approaches bar]
entp: hey uh think i could get a new one, this one is... bad... sorry i couldn't think of a nicer way to say that soooo, yeah.
bartender: bad huh? may be i should get you something more suited for you. like a daiquiri...
entp: ok, first of all daiquiris are delicious and if i wanted one i would feel no shame about ordering one. but i ordered an old fashioned my go to drink since i was 12, not a glass of bitters and a splash of Bourbon, so if we could change the tone and i could get new drink that'd be great, thanks.
bartender: [nods passive aggressively and takes entp's drink]
entp: [to self] god everything's disappointing. [hears cheering behind them, turns, still leaning on bar counter]
[someone collides into entp and spills drinks all over them💥]
entp: [angry😡] oh dude what the hell- are you bli- [sees the person, and is attracted to them] 😳
infj: oh my god! i am so sorry!! [hands on head] 🤭 i've been having a really dumb day, i got a parking ticket, and then the dry cleaners lost my new coat, and- and why am i telling a stranger all of this... look i'm really sorry, can i give you some money for dry cleaning?? i feel so bad about this.
entp: [tone has completely changed] oh no don't worry about it, it's just... liquid... sticky liquid... but no no seriously it's really not a big deal.
infj: please, let me at least buy you drink??
entp: hmm, ok sure, thanks 😏
[both stand next to bar]
infj: infj [shakes entp's hand]
entp: entp 🤝😸
infj: so what are you drinking?
entp: any dark smokey liquor.
bartender: [slides entp a huge frozen daiquiri with fruit on a stick and tiny umbrella] [sarcastically] your new and improved... less bitter... drink... sir...
entp: [angrily looks from side to side, with an expression that says, damn it.]
infj: [trying not to laugh] wow yeah that's a smokey drink...
entp: [nods with a smile]
[both laugh a little]😄😅
entp: [notices dirty looks group at a table are giving them] whyyyy are those people staring at us like we're about to be sacrificed...
infj: oh, yeah, those are my co-workers we took the lady in the blue blazer out to cheer her up, she just got dumped, so were supposed to be celebrating independence and hating people [raises eyebrows]
entp: huh, what do you do?
infj: i work at the embassy, in the Ambassador's cabinet as a cultural liaison.
entp: holy shit. that's fucking epic. so do you speak more than one language??
infj: aha, well thank you. and yes i do, fluently i speak German, Spanish, Italian, French, Arabic, and Japanese. i do speak some Russian but it is... rough haha 😄
entp: that's amazing. i took american sign language in high school and a course on high elvish in college when i was bed ridden with... mono... [joking smug face] 😏
infj: [with a wide smile] wow. i'm impressed.
entp: [jokingly] yeah i'm pretty impressive. [sips daiquiri🍹]
infj: 😄
[a voice calls out to infj angrily]
infj: oh, i should probably get back to them. [motions to co-workers]
entp: oh yeah, totally. um, before you go, would you may be wanna grab dinner sometime??
infj: oh, you're really sweet and funny, it's just that, i just moved to the city, and i'm really busy at the Embassy right now, so i'm not actually dating right now, but may be we can be friends?
entp: ah, got it. well yeah ya know i'm a good friend to have aha. and to prove i'm such a good friend, if you want to make your co-worker who got dumped happy, you can throw a drink in my face, make it look like you're fiercely independent.
infj: ahaha, really?
entp: yeah what's a little more drink all over me huh?
infj: haha, again i'm sorry about before. and you know she would probably love that...
entp: go for it.
infj: [hesitates for a moment, before tossing a drink in entps face] 🍸💥 [sneakily gets out business card and sticks it in entp's shirt pocket] [whispers] thanks. 😊 [goes back to friends]
[intp approaches]
intp: ooooofffff, shot downnn, that blows, sorry dude.
entp: [gets infj's card out of pocket and wiggles it in front of intp]
intp: unless that's a pocket sized restraining order, i am... thoroughly confused.
entp: [looking across bar at infj] i'm gonna marry them.
intp: [shaking head as they sip their drink] so confused...
[to be continued...]
#mbti#16 personalities#mbti humor#mbti memes#mbti relationships#mbti friendships#entp x infj pairing#entp x infj#infj x entp#entp male#infj female#entp x intp#entp#entj#intp#intj#enfp#enfj#infp#infj#estp#estj#istp#istj#esfp#esfj#isfp#isfj#mbti romance#mbti pairings
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Happy Easter, Mun. I know you don’t like holidays, so allow me to make yours a little more pleasant. Thank you for your ask.
🐰 ─ take pictures with a cute/creepy easter bunny ( bonus points if one of them is the bunny! )
Dr David Banner was in a tough spot. He didn’t like going out to crowded, public places. Lots of people, much that could go wrong. He said he was on the fence, but the mun was adamant. “I need a handler.” they said. “It won’t be for long. Just one picture.” Going to see the Easter bunny is something many people do every year, but not many go to see the famous mascot dressed in their own animal suit.
David and the mun stood in the photo op line, the mun dressed head to toe in faux fur, upholstery foam, and hot glue. They were wearing their fursuit, Rasper the Fox, a white, red, and brown fox character. They had everything. Big paws, a long tail, and an animal head, all brought together by a furry body suit. Children in line who came for the Easter icon, quickly shifted their attention to the short foxy character waiting for their turn. David stood close to the mun and watched as the kids pet Rasper’s fur, smiling and excited there were two furry characters at the mall that day.
“Remember to pet her gently.” said David to the kids as they swarmed Rasper. Multiple little hands ran across Rasper’s plush fur. Rasper wiggled at the touch and did a little dance. Parents with their cameras ready asked for and took photos of their children interacting with the furry. Rasper loved the attention and happily obliged them. She posed cutely with the kids and lifted her head towards were she believed the camera were.
While posing, a young boy came behind them and grabbed Rasper’s tail, giving it a big tug. Rasper felt the motion and yelped, quickly whipping around to face the perpetrator. She stared down the child with her paws on her hips in disappointment.
“Now, now. That’s not nice.” said David. He got down on one knee to get closer to the boy’s height and spoke to him. “It’s not nice to pull on an animal’s tail. They deserve kindness and respect, just like you. Now, can you say sorry to Rasper?” The boy listened to David’s words. He nodded and turned to Rasper.
“Sorry Rasper.” he apologized. Rasper did a tiny dance and held her arms open to hug the boy. The boy looked over to his father who was watching him though the viewpoint of a camera. He gave a thumbs up to his son, giving his approval and, happily, the boy hugged the furry. Rasper hugged the boy tightly and patted his head with her paw as she pulled away. At that moment, Easter bunny staff approached the small crowd of children to bring some order to the chaos.
“Alright everyone, let’s form a line. The Easter Bunny is ready to see everyone.” said the female member of staff. The woman turned to Rasper and said, “Well, hello there, my furry friend. Are you here for the Easter bunny too?” Rasper nodded her head twice in confirmation. David stepped forward, towards Rasper.
“She’s very determined to see the Easter bunny today.” David stated.
“Well, you won’t have to wait long, because here he is! Everyone, the Easter bunny is here.” From around a corner, walked a tall person, dressed head to toe in faux fur, upholstery foam, and probably less hot glue. The Easter bunny was here. He walked towards the big, decorated chair on display and sat down, ready for photos with all the children.
The children cheered for the bunny mascot. They were excited. Rasper wiggled her butt and jumped in the air in anticipation. They had to wait for a bit, but soon it was their turn. Rasper excitedly pranced over to the fellow suiter and sat gently on their lap. From the duffel bag on his shoulder, David pulled out a camera. He turned the camera on and removed the lens cover to photograph Rasper’s special moment. Children watched the two suits interact with one another, in awe of the two human sized animals. David, on the other hand, had to contain himself.
David’s face cracked a big toothy grin as he held the camera to his face, concealing his laughter. He was internally in stitches. It was so funny to him, seeing the two suits together. Rasper’s suit had a lot of time and effort put into it. Hours upon hours of blood, sweat, and tears. It showed. Rasper the Fox was a flamboyant character, to be sure.
The Easter bunny, on the other hand, not so much. It looked like someone made it in the back of a white, windowless van, on a backwater road in the Bible Belt. It was not nearly as good looking as the mun’s character and looked rather ugly in comparison. Rasper posed with the bunny as their photo was taken, not only by David, but by Easter bunny staff as well. Then Rasper stood from the bunny’s lap and patted his head a few times before skipping off to join David. She reached David and placed her paws on his arm, wiggling her butt.
“Are you ready to go, Rasper?” he asked. The fursuit nodded, eyes following the doctor. The two made the trek back to their vehicle, having to stop here and there to connect with kids and answer random passersby’s questions. Once back in the parking lot, Rasper broke character.
“It’s fucking hot in here.” said the mun as they walked, their voice muffled by the foam head.
“You look hot.” spoke David in double entendre. Rasper playfully began beating her paws against his arm. David chuckled.
“You’re a furry.” the mun teased. David smirked and patted his hand on Rasper’s back with gusto.
“So are you.” replied the transient to the five foot, three inch mass of fur. The two laughed as they approached their car. Once unlocked, the mun removed their furry gloves and threw them into the back seat. Then the mun took off their big, furry feet, placing them on the floor of the cabin. Lastly the mun removed the foxy head, revealing a sweaty figure wearing a balaclava.
“I can’t breathe in this thing!” they exclaimed, pulling the balaclava off. Their hair was a wavy mess, flowing in multiple directions. “Did you get the photos?” they inquired. David patted his brown bag.
“I got the goods right here. The photographer will send you a print of their photo in a few weeks. Need help with the zipper?” the mun nodded in reply, turning around so the man could help get them out of the hotbox. David carefully pulled on the zipper, making sure no fur got caught up into it. When the zipper was fully undone, the sweaty enby quickly scrambled out of the suit, placing it gently on the back seat.
“I am so tired now.” said the mun. “Can we stop on the way home and get a cold drink?” David opened the passenger door for the mun and smiled.
“Absolutely, my hot, furry compadre.” The mun gave him a raspberry and stepped into the vehicle. David closed the door and walked around the car. The mun had been right. The two weren’t out for long and it wasn’t as bad as he thought it was going to be. In fact, he was glad the mun dragged him out today.
Happy Easter
Thank you for your ask, @uidbmgmt
My brain is not a friendly place. I keep making plans for a new cosplay, one I’ve been wanting to do for awhile now, and my brain keeps telling me to cease myself, just because I’m making plans to spend money on it. My brain doesn’t like it when I spend money on anything. It seems to be quiet when I’m paying bills and such, but then it gets angry with me when I buy things for myself to keep me happy and living. What’s a poor enby to do?
I got an idea! I think @askdrdavidbanner and I are gonna take a small trip to the local Easter bunny. Here’s the catch, I’m dressed in my fursuit and Dr David Banner is my handler.
🐰🐰🐰
#reblog#askdrdavidbanner#uidbmgmt#ask#ask meme#asks are open#the incredible hulk#incredible hulk#hulk#dr david banner#david bruce banner#david banner#happy easter
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Hey tfcon annon from before, youtube Team TFNation, saturday stream, 7:44:28 - 8:44:06 - 9:50:47
AYOO thank you very much!! And seriously thank you so much for the time stamps of all three parts
(anon is referencing THIS ask)
oh the reading was so GOOD 😭😭 rip a full season 4 I cry, ohh what we could have had. it went full circle. PLEASE 💀
spoilers under the cut!
I rly like all the references that the writers built into the episode! The eternal flame for sure (poor Op, just let him do his job the publicity and souped up looks,,leave him alone ajdjsk) and especially the little nod to mnemosurgery. morbid. but hey Megs survived and then some AHHH
I will admit. knowing far too much fanon vocabulary being used in canon—granted for ENTIRELY different functions and intentions— still had me chalking. I still need a moment cuz was very alarmed oh my fuck
Sentinel was about a stupid and awful as I expected him to be, yes I’m still in love with him. no I can’t explain myself when I don’t even know why, he looked v sexy in his suit. added beef is always appreciated in both tastes and looks and TASTES. AYOOO okay I’m done stop THROWING things at me I’m just so sad he roped poor Bee into all the publicity shit :’) Oppy was so good to him after all of that, I love how it took a reassuring little invite for Bee to perk up again AW. Genuinely disappointed Sentinel didn’t try to run w Rattletrap’s janky photoshop Megop pic. AHHH. I would have killed to have Op confirmed SPUTTERING over that nonsense my heart is throbbing pls let me imagine a senario where instead he goes ‘WAIT. HOW DID THEY FIND THAT’ Megs would have wined and dined his plucky nemesis STOP BOOING ME
ngl when Megs started tossing his goons into the power cell I wanted to DIE knowing who would come next, unless my brain literally shut off for those lines and chose not to listen to it—I don’t think Blitzwing was executed??? I have hope for my boy??? If I’m wrong pls don’t tell me lemme ride this HIGH. Rip lugnut you stupid himbo king, I worry for Strika though oh no how would she take it yikes
Jazz was such a pure soul my heart goes out to him idk how he’s such a LIGHT in the whole damn squad when he’s put up w so much. Him speaking in Prowl’s memorial service was sweet, but tone it down on the goovies and jives good god son. Jettwins? Flawless. Outstanding. All 3 lines of them. Could not have asked for better boys were they. sharing a milkshake at maccadams?? literally my heart is dying and crying that is the cutest I love those bros sm it physically hurts me
#JusticeForBeachcomber all he wanted to do was smoke weed and deliver his damn energon. No he does not get paid enough to get maimed on the job. The VA had me wheezing, my mans was so nonchalant absolutely literally getting manhandled then MURDERED 10/10 line deliveries alsjdlaskdj
Bulkhead getting a whole lot of time to shine I was so happyyyyy and ooo getting to see him reunite on the farm granted it ended piss poorly was so cool!! My boy is so valid and I’m so proud, he deserves some stickers over his battle scars
Ratchet,,hbhhhbbb snffnf :’) and Acree :’DDDD AHHHHH theyre too damn cute I need me a sweet little fic with that much needed quiet night
Absolutely fucking THRILLED to find out that Sari is likely gonna live forever seeing that she doesn’t need to sustain herself like, at all. Her upset about Burger Bot oml ajsnksw girlie can you still taste?? do you chew and spit now I’m sobbing real tears for her
Optimus has got to be my fav little journey out of the whole entire reading. He is SO tired and doesn’t like the attention or swanky vanity upgrades, please get him a vacation after Mags was like ‘you. you are my successor. why are you crying and sobbing and shaking your head no I know I literally crushed your spirit saying youre not a hero to your face but aha—‘ and then fucking dies. VACATION. STAT. Technically he gets one being stranded on Earth again. Now I need to draw an Op where it finally dawns on him that yes, YOU are the Magnus by rite of passage—and has a sleep-deprived conniption CRYING fit in his big scary clunky suit. the absolute epitome of Looks Like They Could Kill You, Is a Cinnamon Roll
Overall 12/10 the whole cast and guests absolutely crushed it. Literally couldn’t have imagined the s3 aftermath kicking off any better this was a TREAT!!!!
#SO GOOOOOOOOOD#no I do not regret staying up late to listen my heart is SOARING#transformers#asks#tf nation 2021 spoilers#tf nation 2021#transformers animated
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i wanna ask, what sort of traits or features you're specially attracted to Kanato, it could be anything such as his fucking hot voice (i mean i myself love yuki kaji ♡(> ਊ <)♡), appearance or behaviour, anything?
Hmm, good question!!! I myself to this day question myself on this same topic KKKKK
Hiii!!! 🥰🥰💖 thanks for the ask!! And well, if you ask then I'll tell you a bit about me and my reasons to like so much Kanato!
What attracts me most about Kanato is his appearance mostly!! And I do not say that is the cute and his childish face, but for his aesthetics! His style, clothes, accessories, and well the iconic purple hair😩😩💜💜
Since I was a child I was extremely attracted by the purple color, a good example are the barbie movies where I was NEVER Barbie herself but her FRIEND in a purple dress KSKSKKS Not just on the barbie which I was a fan of, but anywhere where there was a character in purple I already looooved im just a weak for the purple color. Movies, animes, mangas, animations, cartoons: It was always purple.
Here are Yumi from Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi; MY QUEEN Ino Yamanaka from Naruto (since 9 yrs until this day im her biggest fan😭😭💜) ; Plum Pudding from Strawberry Shortcake; Barbie princess & Popstar; Viveca from Barbie and the 3 Musketeers ; Alexa from Barbie and the Diamond Castle grrr I just love girls and purple princess 😩😩💜😭
And coincidentally, Kanato has this exact same palette of purple colors yeah???? 💜💜😭 (despite being a "normal" girl and then talking ab a sick)
But beyond that, Kanato brings with it a more androgen and feminine appearance to a certain extent and come on, I'm a weak bi for this too. His eyes are soooo lovely, he must have such a sweet smell and such a delicate touch. Just imagining his soft, cold fingers I get so 💖🥰💖💖🥰🥰💕💖💖💕🥰🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
Moreover, for having grown up as an emo addicted to black color I today greatly appreciate and gothic culture, a bit of pastel fashion too!! 🥰🥰 I love these pinterest Victorian outfits and if I could I would wear them until I die!! But as a 19 yrs in a tropical country with beaches, I will never be able to wear it because of the heat.
And well, I know Kanato would show up wearing lolita clothes but I'm not a big fan of that boy/girl childish aesthetic, and I prefer to imagine him just wearing more comfortable and softer black/pastel clothes. Something like pastel goth.
So well!!! To like Diabolik Lovers, each of us has to have peculiar and sadistic tastes to some extent, especially in the case of beautiful young vampires soooo to like strange, morbid, dubious, seductive characters and omg Kanato fits in that mainly 😱???!!!!! I Met him by anime in 2016 at my 13 years and i wasn't very interested, but at the age of my 17 years I saw him through the anime once again and those dark circles... the fangs... the blood... purple hair, the clothes and his voice... cmonnn his skin is almost gray and he's in love with death and dolls, he looks sick psycho and obssessive there's any way to like him even more??? Kkkkkk🤪🤪 idk i've always liked weird and eccentric characters more.
His voice is also a great... cosiness. I fell in love with his voice because I love singers of beautiful voices and songs, usually. Just an old to like orchestra and opera😓 let's not fail to notice that Kanato suits in that in therms of music, like the ones I mostly like that is "Nocturne" of Frédéric Chopin and "The nutcracker" of Tchaikovsky (the one the most suits Kanato 🗣️).
Kanato has one of the most yummy voices and grunts in the franchise and that I came to hear in all my life. It's so sweet and smooth while it manages to sound wicked and dirty 😩 It's mesmerizing. He's tasty asf 💜 I could hear him sing without complaining in no time.
Now finally, a question!! You know that saying where the characters we like the most are the ones who look like us?? Yeah!! That one!
I am OBVIOUSLY not like Kanato, nor do I share the same experiences and traumas as him. But I don't know, I like the "healthy" and sweet mature part of him, because that's where I most identify. Mostly the arts part, make works and sculptures, sing, sew and practice handmadet 😭😭💕💕💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
Now the all the mental disorder, toxic gaslighting red flags (oh I hate that about him 🙄 just shut the fuck up) and that necro preference I'd rather discard!!!!!! Yk I swear if he came up with these pranks up I'd kill him just with my eyes 😡.
I also love psychoanalysis!!! From solving math homework to putting together puzzles, I enjoy studying and fixing things!! Kanato's mind is still a mystery to me, and I love mysteries. Everything has a reason, I want to study every piece of his brain and fix him💖💖😓😓
So I say I can fix him, and I will!! 😼😼💕💕 (in my dreams 🥲)
And it ends here, I get kind of weird when I talk a lot about myself JSJSJSJSKS and now, could you tell me about yourself??? You can message me or send an more ask telling me about your ideas and tastes!! 💕💕💖💖
I hope I have met your expectations!! Kisses!! 😘😘😘
#ask#i'm wondering why I like Kanato so much#is silly nothing cult and cool hell yeah 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤘 but is me 🥲#diabolik lovers#kanato sakamaki#some of barbie movies#ino#yumi#plum pudding#Thank you sweet💖💖💕🥰🥰💕💕🥰
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{+18} - Law x Fem Best Friend ♥ CH.2
♥ Daily living with the Heart pirates crew AU ♥ Spoilers after Dressrosa Arc. Law´s backstory. ♥ Female reader. Little physical description. Everybody is 18+, canon ages. ♥ TW: Nightmares related to PTSD. Little NSFW. no further warnings. If you think I should include some feel free to tell me ♥Thank you for the likes and follows, I appreciate it them so so much! If you wanna know when I’ll be updating the next chapters, you can follow me on Twitter @LawIsMyWaifu, come interact I love to have mutuals that love Law and One Piece as much as I do ♥
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Chapter 2.
The sound of his low, raspy voice resonated all over my head, making my body react instantly. I gasped as I felt a strike of pleasure travelling down my stomach to in between my legs. Closing my eyes, unable to move, I didn’t want to move, I wanted him to keep whispering, to kiss my neck… “Hahahaha, I’m sorry, I’m just fooling around, your face, you look astonished Y/N-ya”, he said while laying back on the bed, laughing. I chuckled as I stood up brushing my clothes as if I was trying to fix them. “Stop it, I’m not into that you ass. Goodnight”, I said trying to dissimulate how agitated and embarrassed I was.
Almost running, I left the room, directly to mine, holding on my hand my underwear. I jumped to my bed resting violently on my back. “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?” ... a little time passed until I passed out.
Hard knocks on my door woke me up. “Vice-Captain!! wake up! breakfast is ready!!!” Clione shouted from the corridor. “God damn how many times I have to tell this whole crew I fucking hate being awakened with shouting?” I mumbled annoyed, covering my face with the sheets.
I was brushing my hair when I remembered my “memory box” for some reason. Opened my drawer and found the little velvet red box that holds my “treasures”. Inside, there is a photo of my parents with me when I was 7, happy, eating some ice cream with them. It was taken during one of “the white parades”, on Flevance, before everything turned into hell. A little blue bow that my little sister used to wear, some photos of Law, Bepo, Shachi, Penguin and me when we were the only members of our crew. And, a necklace Law made with some seashells as a gift for my 15th birthday, were also inside.
I got watery eyes while looking at it, “I must be getting old”, I thought, “I got emotional over the memories” ... laughed and put everything back to its place.
“Morning..” I said, greeting the whole crew that was already devouring their breakfast. I noticed Law wasn’t there, so I had to ask. Uni told me he was in the control room preparing for the arrival at the next island. I took a few pancakes and some tea and headed to the control room to ask my captain if he needed help.
“Good morning, doc”, I saluted him. Law that was seated facing the controls, turned the chair to look at me nodding. He has more dark circles as always, so I asked him, “Oi, did you sleep last night? are you feeling sick again?”. “I’m ok, I didn’t get much sleep last night. I got caught up with the book I was reading”, he answered with his usual unfriendly tone. “Yeah, right” I answered back, rolling my eyes, and proceeded “Let me know if you need something before we get to the island”. Left the control room and went back to my room.
I knew him well to know he hadn't slept because something was worrying him, and not because he was reading the old comic book of “Sora, the warrior of the sea against the evil Germa 66”. But hey, Law never shows any emotion besides annoyance if he is not sick.
A few hours later, the submarine got to the shore of some winter island, and we all got ready to accomplish our assigned tasks. “Ok everyone, we will meet here at 7 pm, is that clear?” told my crew members, everybody agreed and headed to the island.
The temperature was pretty low, and it was snowing. Law was wearing the long black coat with yellow dots and our Jolly Roger that he used to wear at Punk Hazard, his hat and of course the Kikoku over his shoulder. I love when he wears warm clothing, he looks so cozy, hiding his mouth behind the collar. (He does it so his lips don’t get chapped with the cold breeze, haha). I don't like to wear the boiler-suit when we get to explore islands, so I decided to wear a long yellow coat with a hood, also with our crew's Jolly Roger emblazoned on the left side of the chest.
We asked a few civilians where to find a pharmacy and headed to the destination following their instructions. Law didn’t say much during the walking, as he normally does.
The island seemed a little bit deserted, yet it had picturesque streets, full of colour that stand out from the snow. It has cobbled lanes, some canals of crystallized water, there were wooden houses and shops with little lights that garnished their architecture giving the place a romantic aura. The scenery behind the city center included big snowed mountains and a big castle over one of the highest peaks.
I saw a boutique with some cute sweaters on display that caught my eyes and I wanted to try them on. “Law, would you mind if I enter here? I want to buy a new sweater.”, I said. Law looked at me and made a gesture with his hand as he was saying to go ahead.
While searching for the sweater I like on one of the clothing racks I saw through the shop window that a few kids approached the captain. The seller asked me if I needed some help, so I stopped looking at him and l directed my gaze to the girl in the shop. So, I forget about him.
After buying two cute pullovers, we continued walking through the picturesque streets.
When we finally arrived at the pharmacy shop, it seemed like it was closed, but the door was open, so we entered. I rang the bell over the counter and waited for someone to show up. Law walked in front of me and had his hand over his sword. I knew he was alert and trying to protect me even if he didn’t say a word. I didn’t think we could be in danger, yet he never fully relaxes when we are outside. After all, he is one of the most wanted pirates of our generation, so it's understandable he trusts no stranger.
After a minute or so, an old lady approached the counter from the inside of the store. She seemed a little weak and perhaps a little sick. She coughed, covering her mouth with a handkerchief, and then greeted us. “Good afternoon, how can I help you?”, she asked. Law handed her a list of supplies we needed, and we waited. “Oi, don’t you think she looks bad? I mean, she is probably sick, should I ask if she is ok?”, I told Law who gave me a disapproving sight. I rolled my eyes, and said, “Fiiiine…”, “You know that I hate you rolling your eyes at me, you did it yesterday and now too. Stop it.” I looked at him with an “excuse me?” face and while I was about to spit an insult to him the granny appeared. “I’m sorry, I put on the bag some of the supplies, but I don’t have everything you need. We are short on medicines'', she informed us and started coughing harder. “Excuse me, Mrs. Are you alright? are you sick?”, I asked as she seemed to lose composure from all the nagging coughing. Law, that hated when I don’t give a fuck about what he had just said, gave me the look of death. “Oh young lady, we are pretty much sick, a strange illness is hitting the island. Even the only doctor in town fell ill. The orphanage, though, is getting the worst part. All of the kids are bedridden”, as she said, the memories of Flevance and the amber lead disease hit me.
Law's expression changed to a more compassionate one and asked about the symptoms they were experiencing. He might be serious, he might not want to get involved in a lot of things, but he is a true doctor. And he can't let people die if he can help.
We decided to visit the orphanage in hopes of helping the sick people, so we asked the old lady to give us directions to it. She said it was pretty far from the city center and told us her husband would take us there with his cart.
"Thank you so much for offering your help, young doctors", said the old lady's husband that later told us his name was Gerald. The cart was pulled by two brown percheron horses that opened their way through the white landscape.
We had a small talk during the journey, until Gerald asked, "how long have you been together? Are you already married?". Despite the freezing cold weather, my cheeks turned to fire, and I could sense Law hiding his head even more into his coat and hat. Almost as if clarifying that we were no couple was a life or death situation I said, "WE ARE JUST BEST FRIENDS!". I realized I almost shouted and felt mortified. Gerald looked at us with a little smirk and kind eyes, excusing himself for the mistake.
A few minutes after we arrived at the orphanage. It took us almost 30 minutes to get there and the sun was starting to set on the horizon.
When we entered the place, the situation was worse than we thought. There were kids and adults lying on the ground, some of them shivering, others coughing while others were straight unconscious. A few nurses were working in order to maintain them, but the situation had clearly surpassed them.
Immediately Law and I started working. While I helped the nurses, Law used his ope ope no mi power to scan the bodies of the sick people.
We got to the conclusion that what they were suffering was a type of bacteria that caused the respiratory symptoms and the fever.
During our duty, there were times when our eyes interlocked, and we smiled at each other. I wouldn't say we like people suffering, but, we certainly enjoyed working to save lives together.
A few hours passed since we arrived there, the sun was already set, and outside it seemed as if a snowstorm was beginning. I've lost track of time until my portable Den Den Mushi started to ring. "Oi, y/n, where are you? Is Law with you? Are you alright? We've been waiting for you on the shore! It's 9 pm already and we were supposed to meet at 7!", shouted Shachi from the other side of the line. "Oh my God I'm sorry I forgot to tell you!... you see …" I explained to them what we've been doing and that we were probably not going to return to the submarine in a few more hours.
The kids and the other people began to get better and those who were helping there offered us some food that we accepted happily.
While we were having dinner, Gerald got back from outside, who's been in the forest collecting some firewood. He informed us that the weather was getting really bad so coming back to town would be pretty dangerous.
Law and I agreed that staying there for the night was the safer choice.
One of the nurses, Sister Alley, told us we could spend the night in the cabin next to the orphanage. "I'm really sorry guys, I wished we had a better place for you, we owe you so much. The cabin has a fireplace, Gerald would start a fire to keep you warm”, she said. We both smiled at her and thanked for it.
We walked some meters through the forest until we started to catch sight of a wooden cabin. Despite being a strong pirate, I’m the queen of the clumsy people, so I slipped off with what I assume was an ice patch on the already snowy ground. I was about to hit the ground when Law grabbed me by the waist and saved me from a few bruises. His face in front of mine, the feeling of being safe on his arms, I wished it has been eternal. But the romantic moment was destroyed by Law mocking me. “It must be the devil fruit; how come you are so clumsy? Be careful”, he said, and I told him to shut up, this time I wasn’t embarrassed, but I was almost angry at him.
“Here we are, let me help you with the fire”, Gerald said, opening the wood door that creaked as it moved. The inside felt cozy, there were a few cushions and pillows on the ground next to the fireplace. There were no separate rooms, so in the middle of the lounge there was some kind of mattress with a few blankets over it. Our “host” asked for forgiveness about the lack of separate beds, but Law intercepted him and said, “It’s ok sir, we are grateful to have a warm place to stay until tomorrow. If you need help with any patient during the night, just please tell us”. It might be ok for you, damn Law. Was I supposed to sleep with him? - I mean, I wanted to, but, he was still my best friend, and those thoughts should have been erased.
Gerald wished us a good night and returned to the main building.
I hung my coat and as I love to explore, I started to do so around the little wooden house. The kitchen seemed really equipped, so I grabbed a kettle and some cups. Gerald was kind enough to give us some tea bags, so I thought making some tea was a great idea.
Law was next to the fireplace, wearing only a sweater and his jeans. Apparently he has already hung up his coat and his white spotted hat. I saw him once more with a lost sight that seemed to contemplate the firewood.
Looking at him with my face resting on my arm that was over the breakfast nook, I got lost worshiping his profile. I’ve always adored his upturned nose, his spiky black hair, his facial hair, the contrast between his grey eyes and the tanned skin. How come he has always been so handsome, but I’ve never seemed to fully realize?.
The whistle of the kettle intensified as the water started boiling, but I was so into admiring my best friend's beauty that I didn’t notice. Law turned to me and woke me up from my reverie shouting “Oi, Y/N, the kettle!”. My stupid smile quickly erased from my face, and my whole skin turned red. “Sorry”, I said straight away and turned off the burner.
I served two cups, noticing that the tea has an amazing scent. I believe it was hibiscus mixed with some other spices, perhaps some cardamom and maybe a little hint of clover. The smell of the tea mixed with the slightly one from the logs burning, was wonderful.
I walked to where my captain was, “Here, I think you may like it”, I said and handed him a cup. Our fingers brushed softly when grabbed the tea, he looked at me and said “Thanks”. I sat not so near him over one of the cushions and sipped a little bit of my tea. Law looked at me and stood up from his place. I could sense how awkward he felt when he made a little pause, and then walked away.
Why is he leaving? Did I make him feel uncomfortable?, I asked myself trying to hide little stings of pain on my chest that traveled to my throat. Somehow I felt like crying, and when my eyes started to get slightly watery, Law approached me placing his hand over my right shoulder.
I turned my face to him, looking up with a slightly pouty face. I was about to cry, and I didn’t even know why when I noticed a blue little box on his hand.
He sat next to me and said, "Do you remember when we were 15?, that day when I gave you that necklace I made myself for your birthday? I looked at him confused but I answered, "yes, of course, I got it on my memory box, I'm afraid to wear it outside the polar cause it might get lost and I wouldn't forgive myself if I lose it". He was now looking at the little box moving it around nervously and finally said "I got you a better one". He handed me the little box still not looking at me.
"A present?? OMG Law, thank you very much!" When did you buy it??" I almost shouted in excitement while opening the box. Inside there was a fine rose gold necklace that has a little anatomical heart figure as a pendant. I grabbed it and admired the beauty of the jewelry I had in my hands. The heart had a little red stone crimped on it, that shined with every movement.
"Law, this is too much! It must have cost you a lot of Berries, I don't deserve such a fine jewel!, thank you so much", I expressed with a big smile on my face.
"You do deserve more than this, you know. I'm glad you like it", he said, a little embarrassed. “When you were buying the sweaters, I asked some children there if they knew a jewelry store, turned out it was just around the corner”, he confessed.
“Thank you so much, it is just perfect! You know how I adore hearts; they remind me of you.. “Doctor Heart Stealer”” I almost shouted, realizing I have said too much…
I tried to put it on my neck, but I couldn’t clip it right, so I asked him for help. He stood up, kneel at my back and passed from behind the necklace around my neck.
Some branches hit the window violently as they were suffering the merciless wind of the snowstorm outside.
He struggled a little and finally fastened the collar and when he did, the electric power went off. The fireplace was the only source of light, the dance of the fire created figures with shadows and highlights all around the walls of the cabin. We remained silent, maybe a little scared or even surprised, but enjoying the sound of the weather and the creak of the fire.
He was still behind me, and after a few seconds he placed a soft kiss on my back that sent a shiver through my spine. Once again I was unable to speak, did he… did he just kiss my back?.. Before I could say or do something Law stood up and headed to one of the windows. “The storm seems to be even worse than earlier; don’t you think?”, he said, trying to device something through the window.
I couldn’t focus on anything else than the kiss he softly planted on my nape, minutes ago. He suddenly yawned and walked to the mattress that was in the center of the room, on the floor. He then took his jeans off and hopped inside the bed, naturally. I remained on my spot, contemplating his actions. “How could he be acting so normal?, I’m right here. He just gave me a necklace, kissed my skin and now he just goes to sleep?” I said to myself, still with a confused expression on my face.
“Oi, aren’t you coming to bed?”, he asked me, freely. “Yes… give me a second”, I said, and ran to the bathroom. The toilet was pretty tiny and basic, but enough for me to hide for a few minutes. “Come on, Y/N you slept with him two nights ago, it’s ok, he is like your brother, it’s ok…” I thought, trying to calm myself down.
I finally left my hiding place and headed to the mattress. Law was lying there, he took off his sweater, probably while I was in the bathroom, so he was only using a white tight undershirt, that molded his torso anatomy. Some blankets were covering the under part of his body from his hips. He had his forearm over his eyes, covering them with his neck stretched back.
I bite my lip, as a reaction for such a tempting scene. I was enjoying it, watching him breathe peacefully. I started feeling hot, so I took off the sweater but not my jeans and approached the “bed”.
I thought Law was already asleep, so I got in bed trying not to wake him up. I muffled myself up with the sheets. I remained still, hearing the snowstorm, fixing my eyes on the wooden ceiling, as the memories of my childhood flooded my mind. It must be the snowstorm, the wind, the cold that triggered these memories. eventually I fell asleep.
“No, stop it, my family, leave us alone!!!!”, I screamed. “Y/n-ya! Y/n-ya!, wake up!” said Law, pulling me out from the terrific oneiric world I was submerged in. I got lost into his eyes, and remained there with tears streaming from my eyes, rolling into my cheeks. Law was holding me close to his body around his arms. “Are you having those nightmares, again? why didn’t you tell me?”, he asked, worried. “This is the first time in ages, I think it must be the storm, perhaps the orphanage, the children…”, I expressed amid tears. My best friend brushed his tattooed fingers through my hair, moving it out of my face, and then wiped the tears from my cheeks.
“Oi, do you remember what happened when I gave you the first necklace?” he asked, trying to distract me. A feeling of warmth invaded my insides, suddenly I felt happy. “I do...” I said, laughing timidly, and continued, “It was my first kiss”. He smiled back at me, and said, “Mine too”.
For a second we both closed our eyes. I was grabbing the pendant with my left hand cherishing it and the memories of our younger days when we kissed for the first time. We haven't had much time to think about love while striving to survive so we forgot about it, letting the days, months and years pass, leaving the experience as a mere child’s play.
Suddenly we started laughing, Law didn't let go of me, and our faces were pretty close. “Everything's better when you laugh, I hate it when you cry, it makes me so sad…” he said, rubbing his thumb over my right cheek. I stopped laughing, as he got even closer. Almost as if the point of our noses were about to touch. I could feel the warmth of his breath over my lips, and he did too. My heart started racing, and the only thing I could hear was the blood pumping on my ears. I wasn’t moving, I wanted him to kiss me, I wanted to kiss him… I just didn’t care that he was my best friend, I just needed him to kiss me. What is taking him so long? Why am I not moving if I wanted this more than anything?. After a good minute, that felt eternal, he exclaimed “Fuck it”, and plant the sweetest kiss over my lips. A feeling of happiness filled my insides, I’ve never been so joyful in ages, it felt the same way as the first time. I was like a teenage girl experimenting love for the first time. Both smiled still with our lips pressed. I doubted for a second if succumbing to my deepest desires was the right thing to do until he decided to turn the cute kiss into a more passionate one. From then on, the desire I’d been accumulating inside of me took control of my body…
We kept on kissing; Law slid a hand under my shirt timidly caressing the skin of my tummy. The kisses migrated from my mouth to my neck, mixed with little bites that surely would turn into hickies tomorrow.
“Law…” I gasped when his hands reached my breasts. “What?” he replied, whispering next to my ear and pinching one of my nipples in between two fingers…
Chapter 3
Ch1: Link
#Trafalgardwaterlaw#one piece law#law x reader#trafalgar d law x reader#Trafalgar law x reader#one piece x reader
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Hey! Curiosity is killing me, so I want to ask: Do you have an unpopular opinion or something like that about T&B? It's ok if you don't want to answer!
Hi!! Thanks for the ask! :D In all honesty I don't think I have too many truly unpopular opinions or at least not many that are hot takes or anything. My criticisms and whatnot of the show and characters tend to line up with other people's in most cases. But! A few lukewarm takes I have under the cut...
-I think the biggest one is that I don't particularly like the way the fandom treats Ivan like he's a soft, innocent little baby. I relate to him a lot and I find that we're quite similar both in personality, interests, and insecurities so I always found it cool to see him grow stronger and more confident. However, I feel like a lot people lump him in with the kids due to his height and shy/insecure personality. It's weird because he's friends with Keith (and also seems to be the main one supporting/helping him and not vice versa) who is far more immature, ditsy, and childlike yet because of his looks he is seen and treated as an adult by the fandom while Ivan isn't. IVAN IS AN ADULT TOO! Us short, sensitive, baby faced adults are still adults! >:( -The first OP is greatly superior, I skip the second one every time other than on the first episode it appears on. -I feel bad for Edward. I know he did some terrible things but I don't think he's a villain like I see a lot of people portray him as. He was a kid who tried to do what he thought was right and made a mistake that ruined his life and likely left him with trauma that he's handling poorly. -I'm not really that big of a fan of Taibani. Like, I DO like them and I think they're cute but I mostly only get hyped while I'm actively watching the show since they're just there, outside of that I rarely think about them or have any strong feelings (unless it's Barnaby/Kotetsu/Yuri or Apollon Trio ships). Even if Taibani became canon I would just make my own ships anyway like Bunny/Yuri and Kotetsu/Antonio because I love my rarepairs... -Ryan is kinda boring and unlikeable in canon, I only like him when he's got 5 million headcanons slapped on him or for pairings. -Jake is the sexiest character in the whole show and no I will not be taking questions (Yuri is close second but I just love crusty men with shitty tattoos who don't know how to dress). Honestly if it weren't for the fact that he died or the fact that he threw Yuri's trauma in his face in the manga he might actually have been my favorite character. -Much like everyone else I will continue to bully him relentlessly for it anyway but... I actually like how Barnaby's empty apartment looks😐 -Virgil's story is kind of stupid as is the whole main plot of the Rising. Still love him and his movie though. -Yuri should have kept his ugly reaper outfit because it was 100% superior and cooler than the regular Lunatic suit we see now. He has a clear theme and motif going here, wtf is he supposed to be in the current version?
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tma is an office comedy where no one dies compilation #3
as soon as jon and martin are together theyre That Couple. instantly just Like That.
jon leaving his office twenty times a day: hey martin do you happen to have a single paperclip i could borrow? thanks also i love you
martin going into jons office forty times a day: hey jon i brought you tea earlier but i wasnt sure if you’d had breakfast so i brought you some biscuits. oh it looks like you finished your tea, i’ll go make you another one. do u wanna come to the break room with me while i make your tea
melanie, every time: DIS GOS TANGGGGGGGGG
sasha thinks theyre cute! so she corrals tim and melanie whenever theyre being too rowdy about it
basira is quietly proud of them BUT shes also amused by tim and melanie (& sasha’s desperate attempts to calm them down) so she doesnt do anything
melanie still tries to kill elias but every time if’s accompanied by sitcom canned laugh tracks.
elias: hello, archival staff! where could one find your... fearless leader?
melanie: up your mom’s butt, eat this. *sprints at him with a big ol knife*
elias: *midwestern white person ‘ope’* *steps out, closes door, melanie thunks into it knife-first and makes a knife-sized hole in the door*
elias, from the other side of the door: that wasn’t very polite, ms. king!
melanie: I CANT HEAR YOU, THERES A DOOR IN THE WAY. *vicious door stabbing ensues*
one time he’s talking to basira and melanie sneakily lights one corner of his suit jacket on fire. he just casually puts it out while STILL TALKING to basira. melanie has a conniption.
georgie loves hearing about their exploits. when jon and martin get together she sends both of them fruit baskets. each had a card written in fancy ass caligraphy that says “Oh my god, fucking finally.”
martin and daisy DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER. like at all. daisy was mean to martin when they first met and then he was mean to her later and theyre both really good at keeping grudges
unfortunately daisy is jon’s best friend and jon is dating martin. also, jon has no idea they hate each other.
jon: *just hanging out with two of his favorite people*
daisy and martin: *glaring at each other and mouthing threats whenever jon isnt looking*
but plot twist: jon did know but he thought that if they didnt know he knew they wouldnt actively fight. mental chess but no one’s winning.
#tma is an office comedy where no one dies compilation#jon sims#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#alice tonner#alice daisy tonner#daisy tonner#basira hussain#sasha james#tim stoker#timothy stoker#melanie king#georgie barker#what the girlfriends#wtgfs#tma#the magnus archives
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Op I am on my knees begging for ANY bit of information about that grass type horse starter you made I cant dtop staring at it I am so in love with the design PLEASe anything about them -
i'm very honored that you liked the design! however, there is not much to say about it, hehe... i was thinking of ideas for a pokemon-inspired game and wanted to design three starter monsters. All three designs were rather selfish; I just ended up drawing what I liked most in creature design without being limited to what i think a pokemon "should" look like (after all they are technically not pokemon!) But i did keep in mind what makes a good starter: a sense of growth with each evolution. Going from cute to cool really conveys that the creature is growing and getting stronger, reflecting how the player character should feel.
I had always wanted a pegasus pokemon, one that looks like a magical girl complete with ribbons and a mask. The grass horsie line was based on that. I thought having it be a 'grass' type would suit it well, bc a green/pink/white palette (one of my fave color combos) would mesh well with the image i had in mind. Big flowers would look very cute, and they could serve as the ribbon/mask motif too. As for the wings, I thought fur growing from the horsie's belly and eventually becoming wings would also look cool. The horsie's peppy personality completed the magical girl charm. In short, it really was just whatever i think looked good hehe...
I haven't given any of them names, or even official typings. I suppose 'plant' type makes the most sense, with the final stage being either plant/air type or plant/magic type (subs for flying and fairy types respectively).
Sorry for the rant! Thanks again for the ask :-D
#im glad so many people liked the grass horsie line#i got a lot of tags saying it was their fave#it was my personal fave line to design too
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OMG HAPPY 2OO LUV!! ILYSM, AND YOU DEFINITELY DESERVE MORE!! AS EXPECTED I'M HERE FOR THE MATCHUP EVENT AND I'M SO SORRY FOR BEING LATE KSDJFHSDF
1 | name : amie 2 | pronouns : s/her 3 | preferred gender : doesn't really matter 4 | self-description :
— it's ya clown sho <3 anyway, i'm an ambivert but more inclined towards the introvert side. my MBTI is INFJ and i'm a Gemini. i'd describe myself as someone who's very observant? yea, i guess. i'm awkward and you know it. My favorite color is blue, specifically sapphire, but i love all pastel colors. My fav show is Chicago Medical and all the psychological and crime thrillers out there are my favorite ( silent patient is my #1 though ) I love painting, playing piano and basketball!
— what i look in a partner you ask, uh, someone who can tolerate my silence. there are times when i go quiet for a whole day, i'll barely speak, no interaction nothing. i want someone who'd not exactly 'deal with it' but 'understand it.' also, i want someone who i can talk to without any hesitation. i have a hard time opening up so i don't do it but when i do, i spill almost everything. i might cry, might have anxiety attack, i might even shout. i know it's not very healthy but i want someone who can help me with those. plus someone who i can read with please <3 cheating and not having any respect for personal space would be the major deal breaker for me
5 | gen. aesthetic : my fashion sense starts from sweats and ends in sweats. i'm a big fan of those oversized hoodies and shirts, like something really comfy. however, i do have a collection of formal wears like blazers and dress.
6 | color/s to describe myself : red, actually. if not read then blue. it switchers but red 90% of the times.
7 | fav song/s : literally everything by Chase Atlantic and The Neighborhood. However, my absolute favorites are some of the famous classical pieces like Experience by Ludovico Einaudi and Chopin's Ballade No. 1 Op 23.
8 | fav genre of music : classical music ( Beethoven, Einaudi and Chopin own my heart )
Lol this is very lengthy I'm sorry, btw congrats again!
I looked into MBTI, I looked into zodiacs, I went off of what you said
Here he is, the man, Seijoh’s do-it-all guy
HANAMAKI TAKAHIRO ur new boyfriend
There is not enough content for him, anyway
How You Met
Bear with me here
Think about this
Artist!hanamaki
You love painting? Art club.
Idk if youre actually in any art club but shhh
Anyway, it was probably some sort of community thing full of tons of different age artists (bc you’d have basketball or something after school and he had volleyball)
So like once a week on thursday afternoons everyone gets together and does all sorts of artsy stuff
Everyone listens to lo fi music (or you can bring headphones) and chit chat and just paint for a couple hours
Its in the back section of a library (bc the library near me does stuff like this its awesome) so if you want you can go read a book while you wait for things to dry
One day the person that ran it suggested you talked to the new guy
He was about your age, it was his first day, they didn't know what all he was good at, and tbh they thought you two would look cute together
Just the vibes yk
So you set up your canvas and stuff next to him and introduced yourself
And you guys just vibe to the playlist
He’s REALLY good
Compliments you a lot too
Which is fun because he’s cute so it makes you a little flustered
You find out you guys go to the same school and he’s on the VB team
And says he has a (practice) game that weekend and asks you to come if you can
Which you do
And they win! So its fun!
Matsukawa basically asks you out for him though
He’s heard all about you already
“You don't get it issei! She’s so pretty!! God, she touched my hand and I thought I was gonna die!!!!!” “the enthusiasm is new for you” “shut up asshole” (conversation from the night before)
So he walks up to you after the game and is like “Hey so,,, we’re going out to get some lunch, you wanna come?”
Makki thinks HES flirting with you and is pissed off about it
Until you all sit down for lunch and oh, the only open spot for him is next to you (since when is matsukawa willing to sit between iwaizumi and oikawa??)
He asked you out after art club that week (Mattsun threatened not to give him any more monster for the rest of the month if he didn't get the guts to do it)
General Headcanons
You date hanamaki, you're also dating matsukawa
There’s no separating them (good thing ur MBTIs work together too, especially for strong friendships)
This was literally my first thought
So
Good luck with both these trolls
More on that later
Of course he’s going to be worried if you go radio silent for a while, but he'll understand
There are some days he’s not gonna wanna talk either
He’s really supportive on your bad days of course
Expect a random text in the middle of the evening from him
“Hiya sweetheart, just wanted to remind you that you’re beautiful, I love you, and I hope your day is going well.”
When he’s having a bad day, the same thing is all he needs from you to keep moving
He’s a really honest person. If you want to talk to him, be prepared not to get any sugar coating. If you tell him to shut up because you don’t want advice, he will. But if you expect advice from him, expect brutally honest advice. Subtlety is not his strong suit, so when it comes to advice, he’s going to tell it like it is. He's just trying to help, yknow?
However, he’s pretty good with people, so will know how to comfort you when something is bothering you. Tea and cuddles? Gotcha. Dancing at 11pm because neither of you want to sleep yet? On it. You want him to hold you? Perfect.
He’s not like...the most touchy person? There are some things he’s really indifferent on, and other things he’s stubborn as hell with. Whatever you wanna do, though
His weakness though
⚠️this part is slightly little bit suggestive⚠️
He will randomly walk up to you and pull you against him, give you a really deep kiss, smirk and walk away like nothing happened
Like hands in hair probably almost making out and then just
Walk away
Because that’s how he kisses and it’s breathtaking every time
It’s either little temple kisses or forehead or cheek pecks or something
Or that
And probably leaves you flustered and it’s funny (to him) (and to me if I was there with you) (bc that would be funny)
Hmm I’m thinking
I’m thinking hair dye dates
He needs help doing his hair from time to time Y’know (he doesn’t he just likes spending time with you) and he wants to make it pink again
So he teaches you how to do his hair and even offers to dye yours one day
Either just a strand or the ends or everything, up to you
Imagine having twinning hair dye with makki isn’t that cute
I think it’s cute
I said ur platonically dating mattsun right
Yes you are now
He absolutely adores you and loves how much makki loves you
Probably would have asked you out if makki didn’t but he was really pushing for makki to because he was just all over you in the beginning
He wasn’t overly attached to you romantically so being friends? Perfect. Sounds great
You two get along wonderfully though like you act like siblings once you warm up to each other
Again, very brutally honest person, but a little more awkward so doesn’t know what he’s saying might come off as he’s acting like a dick
He doesn’t try to though and he does really care about you
Flat out told makki if he breaks up with you and breaks your heart he’s gonna kick his ass (makki doesn’t know he had the same (less aggressive) conversation with you)
Tbh all of the VBC at seijoh loves you
Oikawa loves talking to you he thinks you’re great for makki
Gets you in on he and makki and mattsun’s antics
Iwa thinks you’re good too he just doesn’t know you as well
I think that kunimi would like you (he was almost a runner up--)
Kindaichi too
The first years just think you’re cool even if they won’t say it out loud
Seijoh VBC loves you
You got mattsun’s approval
And hanamaki loves you with literally everything in his life
So
You’re pretty set with your strawberry baby huh
Date Night!
SLEEPOVERS
I was waiting for some matchup to come along that gave me sleepover vibes
In a perfect world where you could do sleepovers with your bf because most parents would,,,not let that happen
Imagine…
He shows up at like 7:00 after practice, pizza in hand because he picked up dinner
You two eat, chat about your day, he probably scarfs down half the pie bc it’s after practice ofc he’s hungry
So when you guys are done eating you head up to your room
And make pillow fort
It’s mandatory
Different design every time, but there’s a pillow fort nonetheless
And then when there’s just enough room for the both of you to climb in
You get a blanket and a couple pillows and one of your phones or laptops or whatever and watch a movie and cuddle
When the movie is over you guys break out the face masks
You ever wonder why he has such great skin? It’s thanks to you (or if you don’t have masks, he picks them up on the way home from practice)
But anyway you guys talk shit about people for a while and sit with the masks on (it’s usually him talking about how Oikawa is a bitch as much as he loves him) (or about whatever he and Mattsun were talking about lately)
You both get chances to vent while the masks sit on your face and you just vibe with music (usually that you pick) (he listens to like,,,meme songs and like CORPSE yk)
After masks you guys make/get some snacks and munch on those during another movie but this time you’re in comfy jammies and more relaxed Y’know
Less paying attention to the movie you’ve seen a million times and just vibing in each other’s presence and it’s just really sweet
Fall asleep on his chest
Let him fall asleep on yours
Either way, you’ve got him whipped for you he loves you
Not that he doesn’t already but that’s his favorite thing ever so please just let him do that
Always makes sure to tell you he loves you before you sleep too
If you fall asleep first he takes embarrassing pictures of you with your hair being a mess & you best bet he sends them to mattsun because “she’s so cute omfg” “dude” “dude what” “you’re so fuckin stupid” “?” “Whatever—good luck being whipped just tell me when you need to get a ring, k” “you’re such a jackass” “yeah yeah Gnight”
Zodiac/MBTI
Okay so I’m not doing a big long paragraph for all this BUT from what I understand, Gemini/Aquarius are really compatible, and ENTP and INFJ are known as “perfect matches” sO (I had a really hard time deciding between Atsumu and Makki because they're both ENTP)
Psst Gemini + Leo is compatible and so is INTP + INFJ,,,, so, again, asking you to marry me sho 💍💍
Aesthetic/Vibes
Playlist
Prelude and Fugue No. 1 in C major, BWV 846
Linus and Lucy by Vince Guaraldi Trio (meme song)
Sky Full Of Stars by The Piano Guys
Someone To You by The Piano Guys
Shut Up And Dance - Simply Three
Runners Up
Miya Atsumu, Tsukishima Kei
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A Tea Party for Baby 5
(Gift fic for @velvety-love for the OP Secret Santa 2020! I really hope you like the fic - it was a ton of fun to write!)
It was quite the sight, the infamous Donquixote Doflamingo sitting at a small table in a child-sized chair, his knees practically pressed into his chest, but he would maintain that for a man of his status, any seat was a throne. Before him was a decadent assortment of pastries, chocolate-covered fruit, finger sandwiches, and quiches. Baby 5 had recently begun training to be the family’s maid, and this tea party would be a useful way to hone her serving skills. Since the eight year old girl was still too short to reach the dinner table, this was a perfectly reasonable alternative.
And yes, the dolls and stuffed animals sat up in their own chairs with cups and saucers was also absolutely necessary. She needed to learn to serve multiple people, after all.
“More tea, Young Master?” Baby 5 asked, hefting up the large china teapot, a hopeful smile on her face. There was a bit of tension around her mouth, though; visible strain from the weight of the pot that she desperately sought to hide for fear of disappointing him.
Doflamingo grinned, holding out his pink floral-patterned cup. “Yes, please.” The child had insisted on being useful to him, and while his main interest was in the deadly Devil Fruit powers she possessed, it was nice having some proper servants around.
However, her little arms trembled, the pot far too heavy for her, resulting in her inadvertently missing the cup and instead spilling hot tea onto his hand.
“Gah!”
“Oh no! Young Master, I’m so sorry! Let me get you a towel, or some ice!” she cried, nearly dropping the teapot in her panic. Luckily, Doflamingo was able to grab it before it could fall and set it on the table, preventing tea from splattering everywhere and staining his suit pants.
For a moment, his hand clenched and he glared down at her through the lenses of his fierce red sunglasses. The former Celestial Dragon wanted to be upset. She’d burned him! How dare she—
But then he looked at her distraught little face, eyes already wet with tears, and he was suddenly reminded of his precious little brother when they were children and how hard he’d tried to please him…
Picking up a napkin, Doflamingo wiped his hand clean of the tea. Honestly, it hadn’t hurt. Barely anything to someone like him. And she was trying. Really, it was impressive she could even lift the pot, considering it was nearly as big as she was and how thin her arms were. They really needed to get some meat on her bones—she wasn’t the half-starved waif who’d come to him in desperation anymore. She was part of his family. It was his job to take care of her.
Coming to a decision, Doflamingo removed a stuffed dog from the chair at his right and patted the seat. “No worries, Baby 5. Come here and I’ll pour the tea.”
“Ah! But Young Master, I—”
He gave her a reassuring smile, one as gentle as he could manage. “It’s fine, Baby 5; proper tea party etiquette says that the host should serve.”
“But then, you don’t need me,” she said sadly, small body slumping miserably.
Inwardly he grimaced. The last thing he wanted was for her to cry. So, he grinned more widely and picked her up by the back of the dress, plopping her down into the chair. “Sure I do! I need you to be a good guest! I can’t work on my hosting skills if I don’t have guests. These guys,” he said, indicating the dolls and toys, “are terrible conversationalists.”
Baby 5 visibly perked up, thrilled at still being needed in some capacity. “Oh! That’s true. Then I’ll be the perfect guest for you! I’ll be anything you need, Young Master.”
A small sigh of relief escaped his chest. Crisis averted. She was happy, and while serving himself was not ideal in most circumstances, the child could learn by example and he wouldn’t have to worry about his suit.
Getting an idea, he attached his strings to one of the dolls sat around the table, making it lift the teacup so he could pour. “Watch carefully; it’s important to hold the pot from both the handle and the spout to avoid spilling. We don’t want even a drop on the nice white tablecloth, do we?”
“No, we don’t,” she agreed, studying his technique carefully. Her dark eyes took in his every movement with near-reverence, her own little hands even miming him to ensure she would get it right later.
Satisfied, he filled Baby 5’s cup and offered her a blueberry scone. “Here, eat up—you’re a growing girl, and someone who works as hard as you deserves a treat.”
“Really?” she asked, even though she was already practically drooling as the smell of the pastries she’d baked that morning wafted up her nose.
“Really. Now have a scone, then some sandwiches, and then you can help yourself to the tarts and cupcakes.”
Practically glowing with happiness, she snatched one off the plate, but froze before she could shove it into her mouth. “Oh. Sorry,” she said, setting it on her plate and picking up her knife and fork.
Doflamingo shook his head. “Nah, you were right the first time. Eat the scone with your hands. Save the fork for the quiche.”
Thrilled that she was getting to sit at the Young Master’s side and enjoy the goodies she’d baked and laid out to his specifications, she tucked in, smile so wide her cheeks ached.
It was…kind of cute, seeing her so happy. Just a child eager to belong. Sure, she would make a fantastic assassin, but there was no reason not to let her have little moments like this, right? The chance to just be a kid and have fun? His father’s foolishness had denied him that joy after they’d left Mariejois, but he was far better than Homing.
He was the patriarch of the Doflamingo Family; it was his job to keep everybody happy. To give them all they could ever ask for so that they would do the same for him.
Looking her over, he wondered what else he could do. Her bow and dress were looking a little worn. He’d order replacements. Simple ones for everyday wear, but he was sure he could get her something cute and fancy as a reward the next time she got back from a mission. Dress her up like a doll and show her off. New shoes would be a must, too – he and his brother had constantly been outgrowing theirs, and while he doubted she’d every reach his exalted stature, she certainly would grow up to be a lovely young woman.
And lovely young women attract boys, he thought, scowling for a moment behind his teacup. Gonna have to watch her like a hawk once that happens. Can’t have anyone thinking they’re good enough for Baby 5 and trying to steal her away. I’ll make sure she’s got no reason to leave the Family. Who could provide for her like me, anyway?
On a whim, he got another idea – something that would surely amuse and delight her. Holding out his hands, he attached his strings to a pair of dolls. Like a puppet master with a pair of marionettes, he made them waltz around the table, chuckling while Baby 5 applauded and laughed with joy.
“Figured the least they could do was put on a show for us as thanks for our hospitality,” he explained, making a few more join in so it almost resembled a ball. “Too bad we can’t bring the toys to life—then they could dance without the strings.”
“Maybe there’s a Devil Fruit out there that can do that,” Baby 5 said excitedly, eager to help in any way she could.
“Hmmm, maybe there is. I’ll have to look into it,” Doflamingo agreed, rubbing his chin. The hand fell to pat her on the head. “What a clever girl you are.”
As she beamed up at him, there was a knock at the door, and without delay Corazon strolled in carrying Buffalo and Law by the back of their shirts like a pair of squirming kittens. Law even seemed to growl at his manhandling. Clearly, they’d been caught by his right-hand man doing something they shouldn’t, at least if the way he ground the cigarette between his teeth was anything to go by. However, all three of them froze at the sight of their leader serving tea to his maid-in-training surrounded by a bunch of dancing stuffed animals.
“What the he—” Law started, staring in utter bafflement.
“Ah, just in time! Baby 5 and I were having a tea party! Sit down and join us!” Doflamingo exclaimed cheerfully, indicating the newly-empty seats.
“Yes! Please, join us!” she chimed in eagerly. Even though they could be rude and mean, she considered the two boys her closest friends, so of course she wanted to have them involved. Corazon, too, even though he was grouchy and clumsy and might make the tablecloth catch fire.
Corazon looked between the tiny chairs and the uncomfortable-looking way his brother was sitting, then raised a disbelieving eyebrow.
“Oh, come on, little brother! It’s perfectly comfortable,” he said, even though he could already feel his legs cramping up. Ah well. At least he wouldn’t suffer alone, and Baby 5 could have some time enjoying herself with friends. She needed more socialization. Maybe he should call up Vinsmoke Judge – he had a daughter about her age, didn’t he? Maybe they could set up a play date.
“I’m not taking part in some stupid tea party,” Law groused, glaring at the utter ridiculousness around him.
“Kid, you can either sit down under your own power or I can tie you to the seat,” Doflamingo warned with smile. He turned to the child beside him. “But thank you for providing Baby 5 with another valuable lesson – boys are obnoxiously stubborn.”
“Law, c’mon, let’s play along-dasuyan,” Buffalo not-so-quietly whispered, eyeing the tray of cupcakes.
“Fuffuffuffuffu! But they’re easily bribed with food,” he added, smirking when she giggled. Pleased with himself, Doflamingo gave the three new guests a terrifying smile. “Now, you gonna join us like proper gentlemen, or am I going to have to show you to your seats?” he asked, raising his hand meaningfully.
A shiver ran down their backs and neither Law nor Buffalo argued as Corazon plopped them both in a chair before gingerly taking the spot opposite his brother, grimacing at how sore his legs and back would be after this.
Pleased that her friends were in fact joining the party, Baby 5 instinctively rose to her feet to serve them. A large hand on her shoulder stopped her, though, causing her to look up at Doflamingo inquisitively.
The patriarch smiled down at her, sincerity in his tone. “Now now, I told you the host should serve. The hostess who made all the preparations needs to take a load off and enjoy herself. Let us take care of you for once,” he said, pinching her cheek.
Yes, he’d take care of her, she’d take care of them, and they’d all live together as a big, happy family. What more could anyone want?
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