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seacottons · 4 years

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uni!au with ateez — [ part one ]

—[ san - performing arts ]

ironically, you met when you helped him after a taller male shoved him down whilst in a heated argument.

he burst out laughing when you asked if he was okay.

“don’t worry, we’re just practicing our lines!”

you quickly glanced up at the building and grimaced once taking sight of the gleaming silver ‘performing arts building’ plaque.

of course.

to say you were embarrassed was only scratching the surface.

you had no regrets, because the incident was the catalyst that formed your friendship and eventual relationship.

will never let you live that moment down.

“remember when you tried to save me from mingi?”

“i thought we promised not to bring that up again-”

“why can’t i? i was saved by an angel that day?”

san invites you to both his dance and theatre shows.

will appear to be very professional on stage, but you catch his eyes frantically darting to the crowd to try and spot you.

and once he does, he will repeatedly smile and wink in your direction.

you’re always early, so you manage to snag a seat in either front two rows.

likes when you bring him bouquets as a congratulation gift after his performances.

gets very loud backstage just to let everyone know you bought him a gift.

a huge show-off.

is very good at facial expressions.

you fall for every time he pretends he’s crying or hurt when you don’t give him attention.

he will imitate different characters and repeat after actors while you two watch movies together.

“it sounded sexier when i said it, right (y/n)?”

is a very clingy cuddle bug.

and a leech.

will always have his arms around you while walking at campus.

loves to give you back hugs.

is the type to wait outside for you until you finish class.

and takes you to the cafeteria afterwards for lunch.

embarrasses you in said cafeteria by spinning the lunch tray while waiting in line.

also likes to spin your phone just to freak you out.

also the type to excitedly text you about the donuts and coffee they’re giving away at the library’s breezeway.

likes to refer to you as ‘angel’.

will beg you join the different clubs he’s in.

and then brag about you to the others once you do.

will hype your choice of attire even if he’s already seen you earlier that day.

the type to also sneak you a latte in the middle of your class.

also the type to sneak in with you during your auditorium classes.

you regret it sometimes because he leaves no room for you to pay attention to your professor.

often times, so much so that you have to lightly pinch his side in protest.

“do you want me to fail this class?”

he likes to participate in the many events held at campus.

everyone knows him.

challenges you to dance offs in the middle of campus.

you refuse and push forward a startled mingi instead.

“mingi wants to have a turn this time!”

also likes to lay in your arms whilst you play with his hair.

“were you a cat in your previous life?”

he will then proceed to meow in your ear.

“i’ll take that as a yes.”

—[ hongjoong - fashion design ]

dating him would consist of always admiring his new projects.

supplying him with unhealthy amounts of coffee.

trying out new pieces he made.

offering to carry his overly large portfolio binder sometimes.

sitting down and listening to him rant about how his roomates fail to wash clothes properly.

he has a guide taped to the washing machine with the different symbols of clothing labels.

“no, san, you can’t use shampoo as detergent.”

“but seonghwa finished all the detergent!”

using seonghwa’s lint rollers to remove all the fabric fibers stuck on hongjoong’s clothes.

you scold him while cleaning the bleeding scratches on his fingers from his sewing needles and pins.

“don’t worry, it’s nothing i can’t handle.”

“but i don’t like seeing you get hurt, you bum.”

you bought him strawberry bandaids because he thought they were cute.

sometimes, when he has time, he’ll custom make clothes just for you.

he insists on having multiple matching outfits.

will ask you to model his work for his social media page.

thinks you look best in skirts.

you’ll be the source of comfort during presentation week.

he’ll be a wreck whilst making a new collection.

but you’re always there to pick him back up.

most of the time, you’re the source of his inspiration as well.

you insist he shouldn’t sit for hours writing essays or sketching numerous ideas for future work.

but he’s stubborn as a mule.

nights with him include binge watching fashion shows or cute cartoons.

or painting your nails.

you both enjoy coffee dates when you have time.

he tells you he wants to open a fashion line one day.

you’re trying to stand still as he plucks numerous pins into the dress you’re trying on.

“what do you think i should call it?”

“hj couture? does that sound too basic?”

he pauses momentarily before spooling the leftover red thread.

“(y/n). i’ll call the line (y/n).”

—[ wooyoung - culinary arts ]

invites you to his dorm and cooks for you.

his apartment always smells of warm spices and comforting meals.

pretends his roommates’ teasing doesn’t affect him, but the tips of ears always glow red.

will always bring over leftovers he made in class.

“i just thought you wanted to try this mille feuille.”

“which one is better? the salted rosemary loaf or the oregano and olive oil one?”

loves to bake and cook with you.

will make your birthday cake from scratch and will go all out decorating it.

has an annoying habit of taking pictures of you mid-bite.

“delete that right now.”

“but babe, you look so cute.”

“jung wooyoung!”

will wrestle with you as you attempt to take his phone away.

“okay, look! i swear i’ll delete it!”

he saves it in a hidden folder.

calls you his ‘cupcake’ or ‘sugarplum’.

teases you nonstop when you fail at something in the kitchen.

“babe! no! gentle folds! you pulverized those poor blueberries!”

“but the instructions say to mix!”

“the dough isn’t supposed to be blue!”

he’ll whine nonstop about how much he hates baking bread in class.

“do you know how abnoxiously long the fermentation process is!? i’m losing my mind.”

will wave and yell your name to catch your attention if he spots you nearby at campus.

you hear him every time.

he’s just that loud.

drags you to new restaurants just so you can rate them with him.

also drags you to go cutlery shopping.

accidentally dropped a plate in the store.

and when the employee came sauntering in the aisle suspiciously-

“(y/n) did it.”

once gave you food poisoning by accident.

you never wanted to eat scallops again.

you don’t mind his hands smelling like garlic or ginger most of the time.

or stained with spices.

“turmeric is a bitch.”

“woo, who wears white while cooking with turmeric anyway?”

will show off and brag about his knife skills.

demands to race with you to see who can chop the vegetables the quickest.

“you’re going down, (y/n).”

“uh- i don’t think i ever stood a chance to begin with.”

he lets you win sometimes though.

will beg you to visit him at his part time job at the cute cafe not too far by.

you always try to when you have the time.

and when he finds out you went to the rival cafe across the street one day..

“on a scale of 10 to 10, how bad is kang yeosang’s cooking?”

“what?”

“answer the question, (y/n).”

“woo, it’s 3 a.m.”

the next day, you explained that you were merely invited by your classmates to that particular cafe because one of them was a former employee there.

he childishly ignored you with crossed arms and a subtle pout.

“your jajangmyeon is much better. they didn’t even like the food there!”

he finally perks up with a large smile.

“wait, really?”

you think he looks endearing with his apron and chef’s hat.

will post cheesy captioned pictures of you after serving you delicately decorated plates of food.

‘two delicious meals for tonight, hehe.’

“gross. did you really have to say that?”

—[ jongho - kinesiology ]

you met him at the university gym and instantly clicked.

found yourself months later agreeing to go out with him.

a giant goofball.

sometimes makes faces at you while you exercise across the gym.

makes sure you watch him when he deadlifts.

loves when you hype him up.

opens all the jars for you.

and cuts all the fruit for you.

“why use a knife when you have my hands, love?”

you nearly choked on your saliva when he punched open the watermelon.

“can we ever just have a perfectly sliced watermelon!?”

“no- unless i break my arm one day.”

insists you jog with him around campus early in the morning.

likes to practice wrapping elastic tape on you.

you own half of his hoodies.

takes you to watch basketball matches.

then challenges you to a match when you go on dates to the park.

will persistently tease you about your poor aim.

and will absolutely not let you have the ball for more than a few seconds.

“stop cheating!”

“i’m not cheating! you just suck!”

joined you in some of your elective classes.

will also wear sleeveless shirts because he knows how flustered you get while his sculpted muscles are on display.

“what did professor kim just say?”

“what?” you tore your gaze from his biceps to glance at his face.

“are you staring at my arms again?” he snickers.

“no,” you say too quickly, face heating quite considerably.

despite his teasing, he’ll always baby you and take care of your needs.

has the cutest gummy smile.

you like to call him your gummy bear.

he hated the name at first, but grew to accept it over time.

likes to randomly pick you up.

sometimes will throw you over his shoulder.

has a habit of patting your thighs.

sometimes asks you to sit on his back while he does push-ups.

your eye bulged at the sight of a mop of ruby hair.

“don’t say anything.”

“you like apples so much you dyed your hair red?”

“i lost a bet.”

“you look cute though.”

you tugged at his tresses, smiling as you admired the shade against his tanned skin.

“baby?” you brushed his bangs away to display his forehead.

“hm?”

“you’re the apple of my eye.”

“i’m-,” he sucked on his teeth and pursed his lips, face scrunching in a mock grimace, “i’m going to throw up.”

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purplesurveys · 4 years

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survey by brock-checkitout

Do you like cheese? Yeah but not to an obsessive extent like most people on the internet seem to be. I have a lower tolerance when it comes to cheeses with stronger or more pungent flavors, and I like sticking to those on the creamy side, like feta and burrata.

What type of shampoo do you use? Dove.

Do turtles make you happy? I mean not as much as dogs would but they are animals, so encountering one would still make me giddy and happy :)))

Name one person who snores in their sleep. Both of my parents, which is why I used to dread whenever we’d book a trip and there’s only one main room available for the 5 of us.

Would you walk around a grocery store with a bra as glasses? Sure, if I was gonna do it for like a cause or something. Or if I got paid for it. I can’t imagine why I’d ever have to casually/randomly do it. Also how would that even work, if it actually had to work as glasses???

Can you do the HoeDown ThrowDown? That movie came out when we were in the midst of moving houses and everything was super hectic in my little 10 year old life, so I never got to wach it, actually. I missed out on the whole Hoedown Throwdown craze and I distinctly remember jealously watching over my classmates as they danced it together.

Do you like Hershey's Chocolate bars? Just the cookies and cream variant.

What smiley face do you use the most? :) I very rarely use others.

What type of cell phone do you have? I have an iPhone 8.

Do you listen to rap? Not so much. For the most part, I stick to my tried and tested albums, like Jay-Z and Kanye’s Watch the Throne.

Look at something green, does it have batteries in it? That would be a nearby alcohol bottle, and no, it does not need batteries.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when I say: PRINTER? Ink and paper.

What is the last cuss word you said out loud? Not so sure, but since I commonly say shit and fuck they could serve as safe enough guesses.

Do you like cows? Sure.

What kind of car does your mother drive? These days we split ‘my’ car between us since we sold our third car, which used to be the one she’d usually drive. The new arrangement used to bug me at first because it meant I now had to notify my mom in advance whenever I planned to drive out, but I’ve since gotten used to the setup.

What do you get in your tacos? I don’t eat tacos. Not that I dislike them; there are just many other Mexican dishes I find more filling.

What is your opinion on blueberries? As a flavor, it’s fine. But I actually tried an actual blueberry for the very first time last week when my aunt sent over a blueberry cheesecake - I really wanted to give it a chance, but I still found it nasty :( I really don’t know why I hate fruits so much lmao.

Are you currently wearing lip gloss/chap stick? Nopes.

Is there a bottle of lotion near you? There isn’t.

Name one person that you know that smokes. Sam smokes superexcessively. Like I’ve completely forgotten how much she can smoke in an evening until I hung out with her again a few weeks ago. It was half impressive and half terrifying; and my clothes ended up smelling because of it.

What's your favorite season? We don’t have the usual four seasons, but based on what I’ve seen in media, spring and winter look and feel the most pleasant to me.

Are any of your friends vegetarians? No.

What is one phrase that you hate hearing? “All lives matter” really pisses me off.

Can you name four presidents right now? Rodrigo Duterte, Ramon Magsaysay, Fidel Ramos, Diosdado Macapagal. But because I’m guessing this meant American presidents...George W. Bush, John F. Kennedy, Andrew Jackson, Harry Truman.

What is the first thing you think of when I say: HOOD? A jacket.

Do you currently own a cat? Nope.

What do you think of Ulta? I think of the fact that I’ve never heard of that before and I don’t actually know what this is referring to.

Have you ever walked into a club and asked for a Coke? No.

Do you like classical music? Sure, some.

What is your opinion on Oreos? I had the biscuits like a billion times as a kid to the point that I got sick of them. I will always pick the Oreo flavor in other desserts though, be it cheesecake, cupcake, cookies, milkshakes, tc.

Do you like Chips-Ahoy? No, tastes too artificial/processed. I’ll always go for freshly-baked cookies.

What did ya think of this survey? It was fine. I *think* I haven’t taken this before either, so that’s a plus lol.

survey by carolynnnnonia

1. What time did you wake up this morning? Around 6:30ish.

2. When did you take your default picture? It’s not a photo of me, it’s a still from BoJack Horseman. Years ago I saw someone on Twitter use it as a default and I found it hilarious, so I decided to do the same thing for this blog.

3. Are you hungry? Mmm not so much right now actually. I had a midnight snack that I only got to finish by like 2 AM so I still feel pretty filled.

4. Have you ever cheated on a test? Yup but just once. When I ended up perfecting the exam I cheated on, I felt like a fraud and I’ve never cheated since. I’d rather get an honest 99 than get a 100 that I’m ashamed of, lol.

5. When was the last time you ate ice cream? I think it had been last week when we had a cookies and cream tub in the fridge.

6. What computer game is in your CPU? I don’t play PC games and it’s been a hoooooot minute since I’ve seen a CPU.

7. Do you like Audrey Hepburn? You’ve come to the right person :))) Yup, obsessed. Have watched her entire filmography except for the ones that are impossible to find DVDs of or online.

8. What color is your winter jacket?

9. Do you have any siblings? Yup.

10. Would you call yourself skinny? Not anymore. I’ve filled up a bit over the last few years but I’m still usually seen as thin. I was a lot skinnier in my teens.

11. Does your phone take pictures? Yes, 2008 survey, it does.

12. Who is your favorite neighbor? They’re not really neighbors, but the construction workers who are currently working on a new house from across ours are crazy over Cooper and love to greet him and give him a few pats when I take him out. My actual neighbors are rather quiet and we tend to keep to ourselves.

13. Do you wish at 11:11? No.

14. Have you ever gotten a detention? We don’t have detention here.

15. Do you still watch Disney Channel? Nah, we took out our cable last year because no one was using it anymore. And I doubt there’s anything watchable on Disney Channel for a twentysomething?? Lmao I usually stick to the shows and movies I grew up with, so.

16. Who did you last IM? Angela.

17. Who is your least favorite teacher? Whoever hated me for no reason in middle and high school. Then in college, I had to power through a misogynist, sexist, delusional Duterte-supporting professor for an entire semester as well.

18. What were you doing six hours ago? I was winding down and watching Good Mythical Morning videos to eventually doze off.

19. What is your ringtone? Just the default iPhone ones.

20. Does your door have a dead bolt on it? I had to look this up haha but yeah.

21. Have you ever been to a show? Like, a live shooting of a show? Hmm....I don’t remember ever going to one yet. I remember being invited to one because they needed seat fillers, but I had school at the time and was never available on the day of the shoot.

22. What are some details about your first kiss? Innocent, pure. Even though that person ended up disappointing me, I don’t regret having my first kiss with them.

23. What college do you want to attend/currently attend? I went to UP.

24. Have you had any soda today? No and I most likely won’t.

25. What is your favorite scary movie? Carrie, The Shining, and Evil Dead are some good ones.

26. Do you own a Wii? We used to and it was a big part of my late childhood to my early teens. We had thrown it out years ago, though, because it stopped working.

27. Did you wear shorts today? I currently am wearing shorts, yeah, and I plan on wearing shorts for the rest of the day.

28. Anything fun happening this weekend? There’s an official Kim Seonho fanmeet happening tonight on Facebook and I’m so excited for it lmaaaaaaoooo

29. What shoes did you wear today? One of my sneakers.

30. What is your favorite type of Pop Tart? We only get 5 flavors here in the Philippines, but my favorite is the chocolate fudge one.

31. Do you subscribe to any magazines? Nope.

32. What was the last television show you watched? I didn’t watch it on TV, but I watched a few clips from this show called Caught in Providence on Facebook. I have such a soft spot for that show.

33. Do you know any other languages? If I’m not speaking in English, I use Filipino, yes.

34. Are you wearing anything green? No.

#survey #surveys

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missyriver · 5 years

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The Gift (fanfic)

Merry Holiday's Friends:

This is my official first Kdrama fanfic (be kind). I got to play Santa for @eunsjisoo by @kdramanetwork. I'm a huge fan of Fight For My Way and this OTP. Here is a little holiday fluff to enjoy. Follow me her or for more kdrama love @kdramama

Also tagging some of my favorite Kdrama addicts. @mel-loves-kdramas @kdramaxoxo @kdramaomo @sirlairla @tea-and-autumn @so-jjang @florence-bubbles

"I need you," the voice desperate on the line.

"I know what you want and I can't help you," she said slightly distracted.

"You can't or you won't!?" He demanded.

"Three days before Christmas it's the same thing. This is your problem, you need to figure it out."

"You are the only one that can help me. She is your friend."

"You've known her longer than I have and she is you wife."

"It our first Christmas together as a couple. Last year I gave her a CD and a bag of chocolate. She threw the CD at me and ate the chocolates. How was I supposed to remember I gave her the same CD for her birthday." He whined.

"That is exactly why I am not helping you. She'll know if I helped and then we will both pay for it. She been extra moody lately and I am not going to get on her bad side."

"Seol-Hee," he drew out her name his voice high.

“Dong-man,” his long time friend mocks in a sing song voice.

“Give me a hint? Has she said she wanted anything? I new rice cooker? A toaster? Coffee Maker?”

“Are you kidding? Do you want Ae-ra to kill you? You said everything you definitely should not give. I’m surprised you didn’t add treadmill,” she sighed over the phone.

“Did she say she wanted a treadmill?” He asked hopeful. He was starting to make good money training at the gym.

“No!” Seol-hee yells into the phone. “Give her something from the heart and she will like it.”

“That is not helping,” he groans.

“Well it's the best I can offer because I will not, can not help you.”

She hung up the phone and his last chance of easy shopping was lost. Dong-man cursed under his breath and looked around. He has known Ae-ra for most of his life and he has never been able to give her a gift she really wanted. He had no idea how he has been able to convince her to marry him.

As soon as she agree he rushed them along to get married scared she change her mind. They moved into a her bigger apartment and Seol-hee took over his. He retired from fighting as promised and started coaching. People were coming from all over the country to work with him. Ae-ra announcing career was off to a promising start. The talent he’d always know she had been recognized by others. He always made sure to make video recordings of everyone of her broadcast.

Dong-man knew he needed to get her something special but no matter how many years he knew his best friend Ae-ra he was still getting use to his wife Ae-ra. They still argued, still teased each other but now fights ended with kisses and teasing leads to the bedroom.

The store he chose had everything from home goods to cosmetics and not one thing screamed his wife. Frustrated he shoved his hand in his sweatshirt and hunches his shoulders to stomp out of the store. A flash of light stops him. He looks down into the glass counter his heart beats faster.

For the first time in twenty years he had found the perfect gift and she would not out do him.

Dong-man was the first one to wake up Christmas morning. He looked down at his sleeping wife. Most days she’d be the first one up demanding the first shower in the last few weeks she started sleeping in. Fighting a stomach bug the drained her and messed with her appetite. He made her promise to go to the doctor after the holidays are over if she did not get better.

He pressed a soft kiss to her cheek before crawling out of bed. The dark circles under her eyes worried him and he wanted her to sleep as much as she could. They had plans to meet up with their friends later and a visit to her father this weekend. All in all, it was the perfect way to spend their first holiday together.

An hour later Ae-ra dragged herself out of bed. Her hair stuck up in different angles. She rubbed a hand over her stomach and grumbled. She sat down at their small table and shoved the plate of eggs and rice away.

“Just toast, I can’t even look at eggs today,” she mumbled.

She took small sips of water and small nibbles of toast.

Dong-man reached out and pressed his hand to her forehead. His body relaxed when she didn’t appear to have a fever.

“Did you make an appointment for the doctor?” He asked concerned.

“Already went early this week. I should be fine in a few weeks.”

He dropped his spoon. “Weeks, he said weeks. Is this a real doctor? Did he give you anything to help you keep food down? Or tell you what’s wrong?”

She shoved toast in her mouth, eyes wide and nodded.

“I’m fine, I promise. What time are Seol-hee and Joo-man coming over?”

Dong-man scowled at his wife's attempt to change the subject. He was not ready to let go of the idea that she could be sick and there is nothing he can do to help her. His biggest fear is losing her and watching her get sick day after day was driving him crazy.

“After noon I believe. They were going to make a few deliveries around town first. I think they just wanted to give us some private time.”

Dong-man stood from his chair and reached out his hand to her. She took his hand and stepped into his warm embrace. His chin resting on her head.

“In case I don’t tell you enough, I love you. I am the luckiest man in the world to have you by my side and I will spend my life loving you.”

She snuggled closer tightened her arms around his waist and sniffled.

“Why you have to go and make me cry first thing this morning?”

“Hey, don’t cry Ae-Ra. Come here,” he coaxed her toward the couch. He sat down and pulled her into his lap. She snuggled into him rubbing her nose on his shirt.

Dong-man smiled, he dragged and hand over her hair. Laying the curls down and calming her emotions. He reached under the pillow and pulled out the small box and placed it on her lap.

“Merry Christmas,” he said with a kiss on her forehead.

“It better not be another, EXO CD.” She said with a chuckle.

“You like EXO and this is too small to be a CD.”

“If this is an MP3 player with EXO I will also kick your ass.”

“Again I know you like EXO so stop pretending and just open it.” Dong-man grumbled.

Impatient she tore the brightly colored paper. A small velvet box sat in her hands. She slowly lifted the lid and gasped.

Inside was a rose gold microphone pendant encrusted with tiny diamonds on a rose gold chain. The microphone was delicate. Ae-Ra started to cry again.

“Those are good tears right?! I did good? I can go get the new EXO album you’ve been dancing too.” She shakes her head and flingers her arms around him.

“It’s good, it’s very good. I love it.”

“I am so proud of you and just wanted everyone to know.”

“You are at every one of my announcements and I believe you cheered louder for me then anyone there for the actual fight. No matter how many times you deny it I know you created the Ae-ra fan club on Instagram."

He rolls his eyes and shrugs, "I will always be your biggest fan."

She kisses him soundly on his lips then each cheek. Before crawling off his lap. He reached up for her trying to pull her back down for more kisses. She dodged his outstretched arms and grabbed a small box out from under their tiny tree.

"There is no way your going to top my gift this year. You may have reigned supreme for years but I have this one in the bag," he bragged.

She handed him box a smug smile on her face.

"We will see about that, just open the box."

Dong-man open to box. Under the lid was a black and white blurry picture he couldn't make out. He pulled back the tissue paper. Inside is two little red shoes. A folded white shirt tucked under the shoes with big bold letters saying "hi daddy."

He dropped the box and jumped to his feet. His eyes wide, mouth open words trapped in his chest. Tears welled in his eyes and fell to his knees in front of her. He pressed kisses to her stomach while wrapping his arms around her.

"Seriously!? Really your preg.." he choked on the word. His throat closing up with overwhelming emotions.

"I'm eight weeks and the doctor said the baby and I are fine." She lifted the box up and pulled of the picture he ignored. "Here is the first picture of our baby. No bigger than a blueberry."

"A blueberry," he said in awe. "You win, I can never beat this gift."

"Technically you gave it to me first." She said with a slight smile.

Ae-ra drops down to wrap her arms around him. They are laughing, crying though their sloppy kisses. Dong-man lifts her up into his arms walked back into their room and gently places her on the bed.

"Can we still…?"

"We can definitely still do that."

Dong-man kick the door shut and spent the rest of the day celebrating the world's best gift and the woman that made it possible.

"You don't think he gave her another CD and she killed him?" Joo-man asked.

They had been standing at their friends door for almost 20 minutes knocking with no answer. The phone calls sent straight to voicemail. Seol-hee had avoided the newlyweds home unless invited scared she walk in at the wrong time.

"I doubt it, at least I hope so. I am terrible at lying and haven't updated my alibi list since they got married."

"Want to go get something to eat and watch a movie?" Joo-man offered.

"I pick the movie." She said with a toss of her hair walking down stairs toward the main street.

"Yes, of course, whatever you want."

Joo-man dropped the gifts at the door knocked once more before chasing after her. The small box burning a hole in his pocket.

#kdnsecretsanta #kdrama fic #future fic #fight for my way #fight my way #fanfiction #fanfiction writing #kdrama #kdrama fanfic #my writing #ko dong man #choi ae ra #unedited

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yaachtynoboat711 · 5 years

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Fonder 5.2

A/N: So this is obvi a follow-up of Ch.5 as well as its conclusion. Hopefully, the plot won’t be as shook up as it was in 5.1 or will it? I hope y’all enjoy.

Word Count: little over 3K

Warning(s): Plot progression, fluff, specks of angst(?)

NEW YEARS DAY 2015, 11:47 A.M, Malibu, California NEW YEARS DAY 2015, 11:47 A.M, Malibu, California

Peace and serenity—the most fitting way to transition into the New Year. The overlapping sounds of seagulls and crashing ocean waves outside would usually pull Yaa out of her deep slumbers. If it wasn’t the beach sounds, then it was her actual alarm. But let’s be honest: no one really has an alarm go off on New Year’s day, especially if you had the night that Yaa had had. Yaa’s snoring went in sync with the crashing waves and her wavy, honey blonde locs scattered at every which way across the silk taupe pillow case. Boom boom boom. The heavy knocking on her bedroom had startled her out of her post-sex slumber. Who was banging on her door like the feds before noon? The trio of knocks continued until she reluctantly got out of bed and searched for anything to put on.

“I’m comin’...damn!”, she tried to yell, but her hoarseness wouldn’t allow her. She winced in pain as she hopped into a pair of shorts and a tank top and began limping towards the door. She opened the door to see that it was her best friend, Tanisha. “Bitch...somebody better be dead, hurt, or dying.”

Tanisha chuckled. “Well, Happy New Year to you, too. Lover Boy is down there making brunch.”

Yaa looked at her friend in total confusion. “Is that what I’m smelling? Tanisha nodded. “Well, I’m surprised you aren’t somewhere fighting a hangover.”

Tanisha rolled her eyes. “I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night. Between you gettin’ your cervix tickled, and trust me, it sounded like he was giving’ you the BUSINESS, and me throwing my night up, I was going through it. Started the new year off on the wrong foot.”

Yaa felt herself turning red and her eyes bugging out. “Were we really that loud?”

“Sis, he might’ve worn you out, but you must have that voodoo pussy. Wanna know why? You got Michael B. Jordan in your kitchen cooking yo magical pussy having ass a 5-star brunch on New Year’s day. If that ain’t power, then I don’t know what the hell is. Done turned this nigga into a damn domestic overnight. Speaking of, text me when breakfast is ready. I deserve whatever he’s whippin’ up.”

Tanisha went back into room, presumably to catch up on her missed Z’s. Yaa went downstairs to see Michael for herself. The further she got down the stairs, the louder the “All About the Benjamins” got. She carefully hopped off the stair landing and Diddy bopped her way through the den, making a slight left to go through the back way into the kitchen.

She pursed her lips to keep from laughing as she watched Michael also Diddy bop back to the stove to finish cooking whatever he had cooking on the stove. Wearing only a pair of heather grey cut-off sweats and Nike slides with socks, his shoulders and upper body bounced to the beginning of Total’s “Can’t You See”. He placed a kitchen towel over his shoulder before plating his brunch creation.

“So what’s on the menu, Mr. Jordan?”, she spooked.

He seized, clenching the small saucepan he had in his grasp. “Shit!”

Yaa chuckled, “I’m sorry I couldn’t help it.”, she stopped to look over his shoulder, “you still haven’t answered my question.”

“Cajun catfish and cheese grits, fruit, and peach bellinis.”

“Oooh shit! Lemme find out the B in your name stands for ‘Brunch Daddy’! I’ll get Tanisha up.”

Yaa called Tanisha from the bottom of the stairs. Tanisha came down moments later. The three sat at the table passing bowls, skillets, and pans to each other. The room was filled with the sounds of clacking plates and satisfied stomachs.

“Who would’ve known Michael B. Jordan was a whole ass chef? I learned something new today.”, remarked Yaa as she sipped her Powerade.

Michael chuckled at Yaa’s comment, “Word? Well, to be honest, if this acting thing didn’t work out, Plan B was being a chef. My mom taught me how to cook and I haven’t looked back since. Now from what I hear, you know how to get down yourself.”

It was hard for Yaa to be humble, but she managed to keep her cool. “I mean, I’m a country girl. Carrie, my maternal grandmother, taught me most of what I know. She and my Rainey raised me and my siblings when my parents were working pretty much around the clock for a few years.”

“How many siblings?”

“2. I have a twin sister, Farrah, that’s fraternal as hell, and a brother, Jahlil, that’s 5 years younger.”

He laughed at her statement about her sister Farrah. “I also have two other siblings--I’m a middle child. An older sister and a younger brother.” Tanisha, the oldest of four, and Yaa both cringed at him being the middle child. “I couldn’t imagine having two sisters though.”

Yaa shot him a look. “Watch it, son.”

He placed his fist in front of his mouth as he chewed. “So, I heard you say you were a country girl, so how country are we talkin’?”

“I was born in Alabama and graduated high school and college in Alabama, but I was raised in a massive mansion in rural Louisiana, so I’m a Louisi-Bama. You’re a Jersey-Cali boy from my understanding?”

He shook his head in the affirmative, impressed with her knowledge about him. “Ok! President of the fan club is showing herself worthy of the title.”

“Boy, don’t get cussed out.”

*****

Missed Call: Maybe: Winny the Pooh

Yaa tapped on the missed call notification without hesitation. She almost forgot they weren’t talking. Immediately after their last exchange, Winston’s number went to the good ole Block List. Something told her to unblock his number the day before leaving for California. So she did and now here she was, returning her ex’s ca—

“Hello?”, Winston answered.

“He-heyyyy you! Happy New Year! I saw you called and I’m just seeing your text.”, Yaa replied. Silence. You could hear a rat piss on carpet.

“Ummm…”, he cleared his throat, “...so you down for lunch?”

“Oof. I just had brunch. How does coffee or tea sound? Bean in Beverly Hills?”

“That’s even better. Meet me at 4ish?”

“Make it 4:30 and we’ve got a deal. See you then!” Click.

*****

Yaa walked out of the bathroom from her shower feeling renewed. Skin washed away of the little makeup that remained on her face from her...celebration from the previous night. Skin glowing thanks to the best shea butter Ghana had to offer. Locs looking healthy as always. Her glow increased when she saw Michael laying in her bed reading his phone but looking up when he sensed her presence. He stopped looking down at his phone to admire the beauty that was Khalida Abdullah.

Even in such a simple task as putting on clothes, Michael could see why her exes were head over heels with her. Every move she made was graceful. From the little twerk she did to get her chub into her light gray yoga capri pants, to the overhead jig to get into her oversized black monogrammed tank top with a gold fleur-de-lis. She walked to his side of the bed to retrieve her new Apple Watch from its charger. Before she could walk towards the door, he snatched her up onto the bed with him, playfully gnawing at her neck.

“Where you goin’ looking all good and delicious for, hmm?”, he implored.

“Well, Kari, I’m meeting someone for coffee. It ain’t your business who gon’ be there, either.”, she answered with sass.

“I see. Secondly, who gave you this trash ass Saints shirt? I need to get you at least two Falcons shirts.”

She escaped from his grip and returned a sour look. A record scratched in her head. “I-I-I’m sorry. I SLEPT WITH A FUCKING FALCONS FAN?! MY FAMILY RAISED ME BETTER THAN THIS!”

“Oh, you some super fan or something?”, he questioned.

“I’m surprised Tanisha didn’t tell you. Have you know, one, my family holds minority stake in the organization, making us minority owners, and two, my first boyfriend and best friend to this day is a proud SUPER BOWL-WINNING Saint. Now if you excuse me, I have to rush to my meeting and go reclaim my dignity.”,she bragged as she walked out of the door. But before she could walk out of door, she poked her head through the door and flipped him off.

“You so fucking CHILDISH, Khalida!”

BEAN BEVERLY HILLS, 2:19 P.M.

Yaa had accomplished many things in her life, from graduating college at 18 to receiving 4 degrees before turning 25, but nothing was as nerve-wrecking as meeting up with Winston. Let’s face it: their last meeting left such a distaste in her mouth.

Her left Chaco tapped softly yet persistently against the dark hardwood floors, while the right rested underneath her bottom.With one hand rested against her warm cup of honey-sweetened hibiscus tea and the other texting Tanisha for guidance into this awaited meeting, she attempted to clear her mind of the past and concern herself with the future. Would he be on that bullshit again? Will I have to smack a bitch? Has he decided to grow up? Does he look dusty? She looked out of the window and zoned out as she watched Beverly Hills slowly wake up after the wild night everyone had.

“Khalida?”, Winston called loud enough to pull his ex-girlfriend out of her daze. She shook her head and looked up to lock eyes with her former lover.

“Hey, hey!”, she greeted. She slowly got up and limped two steps to hug him. It was almost like they’d never skipped a beat. For a moment in time, it felt like they were the only people in the coffee shop, which if you exclude the employees and maybe three other people scattered around the shop, they were. Bitch, get offa him. He spazzed on you, remember?

Immediately upon having the thought, she separated from him and she gestured for him to sit. “So, I might’ve ordered a blueberry scone or two for you. I’m pretty sure you’ve put yourself on some depressing ass diet, but treat yourself.” Almost if on cue, the barista placed a small pink box in front of Winston, along with a caramel latte.

“You didn’t have to do that, but I appreciate it.”, Winston acknowledged. The two shared a nervous laugh and got themselves comfortable in their seats. The tension between could have been cut with a cleaver; so much could’ve been said, after all. The two looked at each in an attempt to find their words.

“I wanna apol-”

“Sorr-”

“You firs-

“No, you fir-”

“Gotdammit! Somebody finna fuckin talk out of sync.”, Yaa finally said by herself. “Guess I’ll start. Lemme cut to the chase—why are we here?” She sipped on her tea as she waited for his answer.

He pondered before speaking, “Well, first, I just want to apologize for acting like...being an ass a few months back. I wasn’t in my right mind in that relationship. Michelle was a nightmare after that night and we broke it off not even a week after our last meeting. I tried to call you, but I’m more than you confident you blocked my number. Hell, I don’t blame you. Now, I called you on a fluke last night and after analyzing what I said and even getting some choice words from my mom, I was wondering if your offer for friendship was still on the table? I messed up twice, and I don’t want to do lose you anymore.”

Yaa looked around the coffee shop and firmly gripped his chin to get a better look at him. “Is this the same Winston that I saw a few months ago? I’m almost afraid to hear the answer.”

WInston grimaced from the pain shooting to his jaw. Though small, Yaa’s hands had strength, or “country strength”, as she called it from years of herding large animals and even people. “Woman, I need to resize your strength.” Winston moved his jaw from her grip and moved it from side to side to alleviate the pain. “If we’re being transparent, I cried just about every night thinking about how I treated you when we broke up. I’m pretty sure I’m the biggest idiot for allowing a woman such as yourself to walk out twice. At this point, I just want us to be back on good terms.”

“Don’t fucking play with me, Winston. Are you sure? Is this what you truly want?”

“Yes. I just miss you. Aside from the romantic aspect, I just miss the little things, like your random calls in the middle of the day about some tea you just got, your spirit, and even getting cursed out by you.” Poor Winston. Though she knew his sincerity, Yaa found it hard to believe his sap story. If he could help it, he would’ve been on his knees pleading for a second chance.

Yaa’s face was unreadable—stoic, yet unreadable. It was a face that was over apologies and all for corrected behavior. A face that was finding itself conflicted with two men. Deep down, she wanted to be back with Winston. After all, he was her true love. But true love is tested. The plane needed to be taken apart, diagnosed, and rebuilt in order for it to be cleared for service. Everything was sounding good, too good to be believed without doubt. Yet, she still felt the urge to suplex Winston for crumbling her heart and her feelings back in June.

Khalida sipped the rest of her tea before breaking the painful silence built between her and her pitiful ex, “Do you want me?”

“What? Of course, Khalida! What are you talking about?”, Winston replied confused and taken aback from the question. Khalida chuckled—shoulders and all—as she nodded her head.

“No,no, no, baby boy. Do you want me? As in a your lifelong partner, forever and always? Not just in the physical or in lust, but as your better half, trusted confidant, your No Limit Soldier, ya yeah wit da yeah? How we should be instead of how we used to be?”

Winston paused to word his answer, “...Yes. You shouldn’t even have to ask me that question.”

“Well, if you want me, then you have to earn me.”

“Obviously, Olivia Pope, but you make it seem easier said than done. How do I earn you back?”

“Stick with me for a moment. You remember that plane analogy I used in Louisiana?” He nodded. “Aight, so boom: right now, the plane is completely outta service, y’eardme? The best way to have it back in service is to completely dismember the plane—start from scratch. Next, we gotta find the parts of the plane that caused the malfunction. We get better parts and rebuild, bit by bit. Soon, we’ll have an improved plane that’s better than the old plane. The crew’s gotten more experience, been with other pilots and co-pilots, and next inspection, the plane will be ready for service. It’s not an overnight process, but we’ll get through it. So...are you in?”

Winston offer his hand to shake on the new agreement, an offer in which Yaa accepted, along with a hug. “To new beginnings. A clean slate. Let’s start: I’m Winston. You are?”

Yaa snorted, “Khalida,but you can call me Yaa.” They shook hands once more, sharing a laugh. The laugh led to two genuine smiles. Their hearts skipped beats as they saw each other’s smiles.

“So...I’ve been meaning to ask, what or who’s got you glowing like this? There’s only so much Shea butter in the world…”, Winston inquired as he stirred the remainder of his caramel latte.

Yaa’s mind flashed back to nearly 12 hours ago when she was calling God’s name more than Kirk Franklin and the Family. Mental vignettes of Yaa and Michael moaning and the sound of skin slapping flashed throughout her mind, causing her to re-adjust her sitting position in her seat.

“I...I...uh…met someone last night. Everything happened so fast. Once the smoke clears and we establish something or the lack thereof, I’ll tell you more about him.”, Yaa stopped herself from turning flush.

While he smiled, Winston felt a small part of him die, but he realized that it was only fair that she get her shot of a relationship. But he knew her and the person she was—she was the prototype. Any man or woman would be stupid to not fall for her in some way. His smile widened as he locked eyes with her. Oh, how he’d missed that look.

The two began catching up about life beyond the romantic aspect. The basic “how ya momma nem?” conversations. After that, they walked about of the coffee shop, but not before he helped her out of her stiffened position from the seat. They hugged once more before going their separate ways. Not even 10 feet away, he turned to speak again. “I’m sorry.”

“You just apologized like 20 minutes ago, moe.”, Yaa yelled.

“No.”, he closed the distance between them, “I’m sorry for not knowing how to be a decent boyfriend to you. You’re a special woman with who needs a special man in her life. I know I’m that man, but just not right now. Whoever he or she is that you met last night, I hope they understood that the moment they laid eyes on you and plan accordingly. I wish I did when I met you. Sorry...I just needed to get that off of my chest.” By this time, his large hands enrobed her small hands and he hadn’t realized it. When he did, he promptly removed them.

“It’s ok, love. Today was fun. I gotta bounce, but be safe and have a happy new year.” She walked to her rental Prius and honked at him as she passed him.

He chuckled to himself as he walked to his car, “Oh, I will, Dr. Duke, I will.”

MY LIST, MY LIST, BETTER THAN YO LIST!!

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logancreatesworlds · 6 years

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The Batwoman (Sneak Peek)

Author’s Note: Hi all! So I know I’ve been been pretty dormant on a lot of my writing and I know I’m still redoing Criminal Magic, but I thought of this idea and I just had to try writing it. Let me know what you think and feel free to @ me with comments!

Warnings: Dark/sexual references, innuendos, harsh language

Disclaimer: The images used are NOT MINE

Special Thanks to @princesswagger15 and @youre-sooooo-funny for helping to inspire me to get started! I love y’all! 😘❤

“The story I’m about to tell you is true. Sometimes I wish it wasn’t but..we can’t go back. We can only move forward.” - Vicky Went

“Oolong tea and blueberry cinnamon bun for Vicky!”

I walked over to the counter and accepted my order from the barista.

“Thanks Monty,” I said happily.

Russ “Monty” Montgomery was the only one at Monty’s who actually could get my order right. It wasn’t a shocker that the guy had a good memory. He was majoring in Information Systems.

“No problem,” he responded, “And did you get that job you applied for?”

“I’m still waiting for a call,” I replied, “I can’t rush them though. This is the gig of a lifetime. They could have found someone better for the job.”

“4.0 GPA upon graduation, countless hours of community service, president of the Good Friends Club,” Monty said as he counted off my accomplishments from college, “I feel like you’ve got it.”

I smiled at the compliment before heading to a table to eat my food.

Quietly, I looked out the window as I ate my food also-while looking at the bustling city outside.

Gotham was a lovely city. Sure many would disagree with me, but I was too stupid back then to care.

In a weird way, Gotham reminded me of the human mind: it was segmented into different parts, all of the parts were strongly different from one another, and each part had that special little thing that made it...odd.

My teachers always used to say that I was oddly optimistic for a girl born in the Narrows.

“Narrows kids usually aren’t worth anything,” Mr. Ortiz commented once, “But you? You’re special.”

I wasn’t special, just “gifted.”

Naturally, I decided to get out of the harsh side of Gotham and head to college, and it was there that I found an interest in the thoughts of others.

After some years I got my credentials in psychology and graduated from Gotham Uni.

Then, I made the biggest mistake of my life.

My phone buzzed, and I remember making the fatal error of picking up the call.

“Hello?”

“Hello, is this Victoria Went?”

“Yes, this is she.”

“So glad I got in contact with you.”

“Sorry to interrupt but to whom am I speaking?”

“Oh sorry. My name is Kate Joyner. I’m the Head of the Therapy Department over at Arkham Asylum. You recently applied to work here as a therapist.”

“Yes I remember. Apologies Ms. Joyner.”

“No apologies necessary. In fact, I’m calling to congratulate you. Congratulations, you got the job.”

“Really?”

My eyes bugged out of my head.

“Yup. Sure, you do lack experience. But Arkham needs some fresh blood. And your skills and GPA show just the kind of intelligence we need to help this asylum’s patients.”

“Oh my God! Thank you so much!”

“You’re very welcome, Ms. Went. When can you start?”

“As soon as possible.”

“Excellent! Can you come down today then for orientation around ten? We need to fill out some forms and get your information.”

“Absolutely! See you at ten.”

With that, I ended the call and happily ran up to Monty while he filled out another order.

“Problem?” He asked.

“I GOT THE JOB!”

With that, I let out a happy squeal and did a happy dance in the middle of the coffee shop.

I stared upon the gates of my new place of occupation.

The gate read ARKHAM ASYLUM in big metallic letters and there were two angels on either side.

The me of today now sees that they were there for protection from what was inside...

It was weird and dreary, almost as if the sun itself refused to shine on the place.

Nervously, I walked up to the gate operator, who seemed more than happy guzzling doughnuts and drinking coffee.

“Excuse me sir,” I asked, “My name is Victoria Went. Miss Joyner in the psych division asked me to come in today?”

“Can I see your ID please?”

I gave it him and the portly man checked me in.

“Alright. You’re on the list.”

The man then pressed a large, flashy red button and the gates opened.

“Go ahead.”

“Thanks,” I said gratefully.

“And kid?”

I looked back at him.”

“Be careful in there.”

I didn’t know why he said that at the time, but looking back I wish I heeded his warning.

Nodding, I headed inside, my trench coat and scarf billowing in he breeze.

Here goes nothing, I thought anxiously as the guards let me into the front door.

I walked up to the guard.

“Excuse me sir?”

The man regarded me, “Miss?”

“Hi,” I greeted respectfully, “I’m here for a job orientation with a Ms. Joyner. She’s from the-”

“Psych division,” he said, “I know. Come with me. I’ll walk you there.”

I obediently followed the security guard and as I got deeper and deeper into the strange place, I heard...screams.

“What the hell is that?” I had asked.

“Nothing,” the guard responded, “Just the prisoners.”

“You mean patients?”

You could hear the smirk in the guard’s voice.

“Nah kid, prisoners.”

That struck me as odd.

Arkham, before I actually knew what it was, seemed so harsh to the people inside.

“Okay here the psych ward is. Name’s Gideon. But you can call me Stephen. You be careful in there kid,” the guard warned as he headed back to his post.

“Got it. Thanks Gideon.”

One last time, I straightened my coat and headed inside the psych ward.

Again, biggest mistake ever.

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bookish-honey · 5 years

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1: Top 3 ice cream flavors

-Dutch chocolate

-Strawberry

-Cookies over Texas

2: Top 3 Disney Movies

-Big Hero 6

-Treasure Planet

-Beauty and the Beast

3: Top 3 vacation destinations

-Venice

-Croatia

-Madagascar

4: Top 3 places to shop

-H&M

-World Market

-Target

5: Top 3 subjects of study/classes to take

-Frauds, Myths, & Mysteries

-Death and Dying

-Maya Civilizatons

6: Top 3 make up products

-Eyeliner

-Mascara

-Lip scrub

7: Top 3 music artists

-Of Monsters and Men

-Panic! At the Disco

-AJR

8: Top 3 spices/herbs

-Basil

-Paprika

-Thyme

9: Top 3 drinks

-Tea

-Coffee

-Whiskey

10: Top 3 apps to use

-Snapchat (@red_poptarts)

-Twitter (@lamepersonality)

-Tumblr (@lamepersonality)

11: Top 3 months of the year

-November

-February

-April

12: Top 3 clothing items

-Skinny jeans

-Pajama pants

-Yoga pants

13: Top 3 binge perfect tv shows

-Stranger Things

-Fruits Basket

-Ouran High School Host Club

14: Top 3 romantic dates

-Stargazing

-Book shops

-Hiking

15: Top 3 kinds of flower

-Pink roses

-Sunflowers

-Carnations

16: Top 3 christmas movies

-The Polar Express

-The Grinch

-National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

18: Top 3 quotes to describe your life

-”I think, therefore I am”

-”Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortillaaa”

-”Memento mori”

19: Top 3 characteristics you love about yourself

-Skeptical

-A good listener

-Stand up for what I believe in

20: Top 3 kinds of candy

-KitKats

-Sourpunch straws

-Gummi bears

21: Top 3 ways to exercise/ be active

-Hiking

-Jogging

-Swimming

23: Top 3 petnames

-Bug

-Dumb bitch

-Love

24: Top 3 books read outside of school

-LOTR Trilogy

-Pride and Prejudice

- Harry Potter

25: Top 3 most used websites

-Blackboard

-Tumblr

-Hulu

26: Top 3 people you last texted

-Adam

-Jess

-Bee

27: Top 3 hashtags you use

-#hashtag

-#photography

-#flowers

29: Top 3 guilty pleasures

-Romantic comedies

-Baking bread

-Writing

30: Top 3 summer activities

-Reading

-Sleeping

-Adventures

31: Top 3 things to draw/doodle

-Flowers

-Chibis

-Dinosaurs

32: Top 3 aesthetics

-Indie hippie chick

-Masculine women

-Cute bookish nerd

33: Top 3 things you’d buy if you gained three million dollars

-Stuff for my mom

-Polaroid film

-Probably a cafe

34: Top 3 ways to treat yourself

-Buying film for my polaroid cameras

-Baking

-Buying clothes

36: Top 3 books from your childhood

-Junie B. Jones

-Captain Underpants

-Nancy Drew

38: Top 3 scents

-Roses

-Lavender

-Honeysuckle

40: Top 3 cupcake flavors

-Lemon

-Strawberry

-Red Velvet

41: Top 3 fruits

-Strawberries

-Oranges

-Apples

42: Top 3 places you’ve had amazing pizza from

-The Mellow Mushroom

-Brooklyn Pizzaria

-......Dominos

44: Top 3 crayola colors

-Green

-Blue

-Green

45: Top 3 things you hope to accomplish in college

-Get a fucking social life

-Honors college

-Study abroad

46: Top 3 fanfictions you’ve read

-My immortal

47: Top 3 people you miss right now

-Jess

-Bee

-Adam

48: Top 3 fears

-Needles

-Falling

-Wasps bro

49: Top 3 favorite literary devices

-Irony

-Foreshadowing

-Metaphor

50: Top 3 pet peeves

-Loud chewing

-Loud phone conversations

-PDA

51: Top 3 physical things you find attractive

-Facial hair

-Forearms

-Thighs

52: Top 3 bad habits

-I bite my tongue

-I press down on bruises

-Always emotionally unavailable

53: Top 3 pets you’ve had/wish to have

-Cat

-Cockerspaniel

-Golden retriever

54: Top 3 types of foreign food

-Sushi

-Gyro

-Ramen

55: Top 3 things you want to say to someone in your lifetime

-Get out of me and get out of my house

-You may touch it, but only once

-It’s because you always on that damn phone

57: Top 3 cheesy romance movies

-Never Been Kissed

-27 Dresses

-Your Name

58: Top 3 languages you speak/wish to speak

-Arabic

-Greek

-Russian

59: Top 3 series (book, movie, television)

-Jane the Virgin

-Reign

-The Flash

60: Top 3 pizza toppings

-Pineapple

-Spinach

-Banana peppers

61: Top 3 youtubers you’re subscribed to

-Jacksfilms

62: Top 3 tattoo / piercing ideas

-A compass tattoo

-World map tattoo

-Nipple piercings

63: Top 3 awards you want to win

-any will do. I crave validation

70: Top 3 smoothie combos/flavors

-Pineapple mango

-Blueberry pineapple

-Strawberry blueberry

71: Top 3 songs of this month

-Don’t threaten me with a good time

-I see fire

-Goodbye, Goodnight

74: Top 3 Cities you want to see

-New York

-London

-Venice

76: Top 3 dream jobs

-Archaeologist

-Cultural Anthropologist

-Ethnoarchaeologist

77: Top 3 lucky items

-A fossil my boyfriend gave me

-A ladybug my best friend gave me

-Jess Copeland

78: Top 3 traditions you have

-A good luck shot before doing something anxiety inducting

-Wishes at 11:11

-Tasting all of the sides before tasting the main dish

79: Top 3 things you miss about being a kid

-No bills

-Having friends

-Not worrying about my mother

80: Top 3 harry potter characters

-Luna Lovegood

-Fred and George

-Professor McGonagall

81: Top 3 lies you were told

-The seeds will make a tree grow in your stomach

-20 year olds are adults

-Life get’s easier

82: Top 3 pictures in your camera roll right now

-My cat

-Some roses

-Adam

86: Top 3 things you wish you had known earlier

-How rain predictions work

-That I was going to be anxiety ridden for forever

-That my mom would come to rely on me for everything

87: Top 3 spongebob episodes

-Band Geeks

-The Krusty Krab Pizza

-The Worm

91: Top 3 meals you love

-Poke

-Sushi

-Enchiladas

92: Top 3 kinds of tea

-Blueberry

-Sleepytime

-Raspberry Hibiscus

94: Top 3 holidays to celebrate

-Easter

-Independence Day

-New Year’s Eve

95: Top 3 things to do in the rain

-Cry

-Dance

-Walk

97: Top 3 items you can’t leave the house w/o

-Phone

-Lip balm

-A pen

98: Top 3 movies you’d like to see

-A star is born

-The shining

-Eragon

99: Top 3 art mediums

-Clay

-Ribbon

-Glass

102: Top 3 things you don’t/Won’t miss

-High school

-People

-Not having glasses

103: Top 3 pick up lines

-Ayy what that mouth do?

-u hotter than the bottom of my laptop

-Can I take you to a respectful dinner?

105: Top 3 taylor swift songs

-Clean

-I Know Places

-Shake it Off

#personal asks

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peachcreamysunday · 6 years

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21? Tag

I was tagged by @salineshots

Rules: Answer 21 questions and then tag 21 people who you want to get to know better. BUT I don’t know that many blogs 😩

Nickname: oh wow I have quite a few but personal I go by Angel, Pumpkin, and Rach :P

Zodiac: I’m an Aquarius ♒️ !!!

Height: PFTTT I’m 5’2” I am a small, compact ball of energy

Last Movie I Saw: Aquaman!!! It was soooo good I love me a long-haired, broody man

Last Thing I Googled: I’m caught red handed I looked up klance love bug au on AO3 ༼ ಥل͟ಥ

Favorite musician: Mumford and Sons, Sleeping At Last, Imagine Dragons, Billie Eillish, American Authors, those are the top:)

Song Stuck in My Head: Break My Heart Agajn- Finneas. I LOVE sad songs

Other blogs: none! Just have this one:)

Do I Get Asks: Yes! When I do I love talking to others it makes me feel so happy:)

Following: 130 oh man I need to follow more people

Amount of Sleep: it really fluctuates between 4-8 hours there’s no in between for me

Lucky Number: 23! That was my softball number in high school lol

What am I wearing: WELL if you really wanna know I’m going braless with a blue, off-the shoulder San Diego sweater (never been there before don’t even know how I got the shirt) and grey, Nike tights

Dream Trip: Anywhere in Asia really I LOVE the culture wow but man Japan would be a great start

Languages: I only speak English because I suck like that:( lol

Dream Job: working for Dreamworks or Pixar. Or to have my own studio and sell coffee and my art (*´∀`*))

Play Any Instruments: I play the piano by ear but I’m learning to read music currently:) if I could learn one I would totally do a Cello

Favorite Songs: Leave A Light On- Tom Walker, when the party’s over- Billie Eilish, Neighborhood- American Authors, Lullabies (Adventure Club Remix)- Yuna, SORRY I listen to A LOT of music :(

Random fact: If someone laughs at one of my jokes we are instantly bonded for life no buts about it sorry

Describe Yourself As Aesthetic Things: house plants, forest path, antique library, cup of coffee w/ a blueberry scone, comfy papizon, ocean breeze in the morning

That’s all I got! I won’t tag anyone because I.. um, lol don’t know who to tag ┐(‘～`;)┌ this was fun though!

#me #rachel rants #basically #get to know me #take a nap?#take a nap

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mycasandstarrs · 6 years

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SPN 7x08: “Season 7, Time for a Wedding!”

THEN: Sam calls Dean out on his behavior. Sam and Dean were separated but now they’re back together. Supernatural is a thing. Beck Rosen is their #1 fan; she has a serious thing for Sam.

A waitress in a strip club that’s also in grad school? Fuck yeah, girl! Get your coin!

Dean talking about his situation using the “I got this friend” narrative.

And there’s a blurred El Sol right behind Dean.

(Irrelevant, but do the brothers still do their “sacred pilgrimage” to Vegas?)

Ha, Sam’s text: “348 Twain Ave WEAR FED SUIT!”

“See? Baby bro needs you after all.” Aww, she was sweet.

The pink carnation. “Apparently, pink is for loyalty.”

“I'm in love. And I'm getting married.”

“...”

“Say something, like, uh, like, ‘congratulations,’ for example.”

“What?”

I’m with ya, Dean.

Oh goodness.

Special title card! With the Supernatural twist. Of course.

“Shouldn't she ask for my permission or something?” hahaha.

“You know what? Ignoring everything, have you forgotten the average life-span of your hookups?” AKA the peen of death.

Dean keeping his cool until Becky leaves. ff hahahaha

Dean’s general behavior here is hilarious.

"First official Tweet as Mrs. Becky Rosen-Winchester!" Oh dear. (It does have a nice ring to it tho.)

Dean’s still driving the car from the last episode. (And Cas’ coat is still in the trunk.)

I won’t lie: If I had a husband like Sam, I’d be inclined to show him off too.

“Guy, meet my husband, Sam.”

“Hey. It's an honor to meet you, Sam.”

Ohhhh, knowing this is a demon....

How fucking shhaaddyyy.

Dean juussttt missed them.

Huh, Dean’s got John’s journal with him.

And now he’s got a case that isn’t Sam.

(Oh, I recognize this song from “Pretty in Pink”.) “Cherish” by The Association.

Becky does look nice.

Sam broke through the spell momentarily.

“Feeling better, honey?”

“Now that I’m with you.”

Ooohhh this gives me the heebs and jeebs.

RIP this dude. Killed by baseballs.

pfft. A waffle iron.

Ahh, Dean thought Becky was part of whatever weird thing was happening in town. Fair.

“You know, I went after her, Dean. Maybe that's what's bugging you – that I'm moving on with my life. I mean, you took care of me, and that's great. But I don't need you anymore.” Big Yikes.

Bobby assigns Dean a new hunter partner.

Sam wiping the marker off Becky’s nose is rather cute.

“I got a present for you.”

“His and hers fake IDs? Oh!”

What every relationship needs.

Oh my god, I’m about to see my sweet, darling Garth!!

“Hey, you Dean? I thought you’d be taller.”

“He said you’d be all surly and premenstrual working with me.” lmao. I love that Bobby had to warn Garth about Dean’s bad mood.

We’re not even a minute into meeting Garth and I’m already in love with him again.

Where did Dean get the sweater vest?? It looks amazing on him.

“Actuarial Insider” pfft.

Garth just cuts straight to the point.

“We were just wondering if you got here by nefarious means.”

“Whoa! Garth!”

“Oh. Uh, I-I didn't mean, of course, uh, corporate backstabbing – I'm sorry. I meant more like, uh, you know, black magic or hoodoo.”

Just when you thought Garth pulled back, he pushed forward even more.

The wife’s a big b-

Dean and Garth already communicate/work well together.

“I'm trying to save you from a really bad accident.”

“Are you threatening me?”

“No. No, I-I-I'm pointing out a pattern. Why do people keep thinking I'm threatening them?”

“Because it sounded exactly like a threat, dude.”

lol

Sam’s breaking through the spell again.

“Bring the damn car around. I'm not walking five blocks in my heels.” To be fair, I wouldn’t either.

Garth taking charge. No wonder he was the next Bobby.

“Uh, here's the plan. I drop this lady at my cousin's. He'll stop anything trying to get her. We, uh, find Sam, hopefully fix this, everybody's home in time for ‘America's Got Talent.’ Now, you – you'll be living with a tri-racial paraplegic sniper until this all blows over, okay?”

Bless his heart.

Enough with giving Sam head injuries!!!

From bad to worse.

“Don't worry. I didn't do anything weird.” TAKING OFF A PERSON’S PANTS WHILE THEY’RE UNCONSCIOUS AND THEN HOG TYING THEM TO A BED DOESN’T CONSTITUTE AS “ANYTHING WEIRD”??

“This isn't the honeymoon I had in mind. Well, some of it is, but not in this context.” Becky’s got kinks. That’d actually explain how she knew how to tie Sam down like that.

“social lubricant” pfft.

“You know your pal Guy is the one icing all those people, right?” Not directly.

My patience with this episode is running thin.

Becky’s deep in it now.

“I love reunions. The desperation! These schlubs will sign on the dotted line for money, power, hair – whatever it takes to impress the nostalgically bangable head cheerleader.” That’s smart, I’ll give him that.

Ha, Becky uses the word “gank”.

“Uh, she's got 11 Twitter...ers. Last post – ‘Going on romantic trip with hubster!!!’ Three exclamation points. I guess she got excited.” pfft, Garth.

“I got this thing about fish. Dead eyes, man.” That’s fair.

Sam’s muffled commentary is hilarious.

Not to be a broken record, but none of this would be happening if the Publisher was here instead of Becky.

Setting off the blueberry vodka devil’s trap. Nicely done, Becky.

“Dean Winchester. This is really thrilling. Hey, can I have your autograph?”

“Sure. Yeah, I'll, uh, carve it into your spleen.“

Burn.

Guy’’s “intern”, Jackson, is the one behind the killings.

RIP Jackson. Killed by Becky.

“You’re Crowley!”

“And you're – well, I'm sure you have a wonderful personality, dear.”

Damn.

Ratted out by the intern.

“There's a reason we don't call our chits in early – consumer confidence. This isn't Wall Street! This is Hell! We have a little something called integrity. This gets out, who'll deal with us? Nobody! Then where are we?” I do admire Crowley’s business ethics.

Crowley and his long term plan: “ You met that dick yet? Smuggest tub of goo since Mussolini. I hate the bastards. Squash 'em all, please. I'll stay clear.”

I almost feel sorry for Guy.

Garth finally comes to, lmao.

An annulment. Even worse than divorce.

Sam has a pretty signature.

“So, I'll see you again?” NO.

“Becky, look. You're not a loser, okay? You're a good person, a-and you've got... a lot of... e-energy. So, you know, just do your thing, whatever that is, and the right guy will find you.”

I’m with Sam here tbh. Becky isn’t a bad person. She’s got issues that might require her to get help and work through them, and when she does, she can be a better person for her own sake. Through that, she can develop better relationships with people. So wherever Becky is in the show’s timeline, I hope she’s doing better.

Becky and Garth. That would’ve been a chaotic relationship.

“Well, buddy, I got to say, man – you, uh... you don't suck.” What a high compliment from Dean!

AWWW.

“Look, man, uh... When I was all dosed up, I-I said some crap.”

“Oh, you mean, she – she wasn't your soulmate?”

Accept the apology, Dean.

“You know, I got to say, man... For a whack-job, you really pulled it together.”

“That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me.”

hahaha.

“It's stupid to think that you need me around all the time. You're a grown-up.“ Ohhh, look at that progress! We/they need to get it back soon.

“It might be nice.”

“What?”

“I mean, you basically have been looking out for me your whole life. Now you finally get to take care of yourself. About time, huh?”

*cries internally* That’s what I want for Dean too.

#supernatural #spn summer rewatch #spn liveblog #spn 7x08 #season 7 time for a wedding

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diyunho · 7 years

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The Joker x Reader -”Mommy” Part 2

It was a well known fact The Joker’s girlfriend left him with four young children and disappeared. It was also known that his ex stepped up and took care of them even if she didn’t have to. The King of Gotham might have lost his woman, but he never lost his Queen.

Part 1 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

“Do you feel sick?” you ask Aiden, carrying him in your arms around the kitchen. The boys just woke up and everyone is downstairs, waiting for breakfast.

“Yeeessss…” he whimpers and you press your lips against his forehead: best way to assess a fever.

“Just a little bit hotter than usual; I’ll give you some medicine after you eat and you’ll feel better, ok?”

“Ok,” the two year old wraps his arms around your neck tighter, sniffling.

“What kind of pancakes do you want, honey?” you lift him up higher in your arms, opening the huge pantry.

“Bu’belly,” Aiden points his little finger towards the shelves, spotting his favorite.

“Blueberry. Alright,” you grab the box and turn towards his twin. “Zane, what kind of pancakes do you want?”

The child places his chin on the table, yawning:

“Sto’belly mommy.”

“Strawberries it is. Kase honey?” you ask the oldest, interrupting the fun he’s having with Mia. The four year old is playing peek-a-boo with her and she giggles in the high chair, trying to touch him but he dodges her tiny hand, teasing the little Princess.

“Can I have apple, mommy?”

“Sure can,” you take out a third box, placing it by the stove. “Jaaayyyyyy!!!” you shout so he can hear you from the office. “What kind of pancakes do you want?”

“I don’t care!” you immediately hear his voice.

“I think we’re out of I don’t care pancakes,” you wink at the boys and they snicker, not understanding the joke but you’re being goofy so it’s funny enough. “Here you go,” you help Aiden sit at his place at the table; he doesn’t want to leave your arms but you have to cook. As a reward, you lean over and kiss his forehead, making these very long, strenuous sounds, prompting the rest of the boys to whine, wanting one also.

“Me too, mommy!”

“Me too!!”

“A squeaky kiss for you,” you pucker your lips, granting their wish, “and one for you,” you smile, amazed on how good you got at this stuff.

The seven months old Mia is not moving anymore: her eyes are big, completely taken aback by the sounds you make.

“What is it, love bug? You want a squeaky kiss too?” and her forehead is being kissed also, followed by the silly sounds that prompt her to close her eyes really tight and scream with delight. You laugh, amused on how easy it is to entertain The Joker’s children sometimes.

“Mia!” Aiden calls her name, followed by his siblings:

“Mia!Mia!”

“Mia!”

She screams even lauder, hyper from all the attention directed towards her while The Joker enters the kitchen, joining the kids at the table. A cup of coffee is already waiting for him and he sips from it, quietly watching you making pancakes, scrambled eggs and hash browns for everybody.

“Awww, the boys are mean to the only girl in the family,” you chuckle, amused at their silly games.

“There are two girls in the family,” J mutters in a low tone and it gets your attention.

“Did you say more coffee?” you inquire since the kids are noisy.

“Yeah,” he answers, upset that came out loud. “I want a refill.”

*************

“Sssttttt,” you signal J to be quiet when he enters Aiden’s bedroom with Mia. The little boy fell asleep cuddled to your body after he was given medicated syrup for his fever. You watched cartoons with him for a while and now you were getting ready to go downstairs. I guess not yet.

“She’s fussing,” he whispers, placing her by you. “I know she’s exhausted since she woke up early. Plus, I had to take her with me to look for you in the crazy snow storm.”

Strong gushes of wind shriek outside the windows, snowflakes dancing in the raging tempest. Despite the immaculate white covering the city, it’s an actually dark morning.

“I figured you know what to do,” he sits at the end of the bed, watching Mia yawn, tired and having her fingers already tangled in your long hair.

“Hey chubby,” you caress her tummy, starting to hum a song, this way she can relax.”You’re such a sweet baby,” you whisper, kissing the top of her head. Mia’s eyelids are getting heavy, comforted by your presence.

“She is cute…for not being my kid,” J snarls, struggling to keep it low, still irked by yesterday’s revelation.

“She is your daughter,” you lift your head from the pillows, frowning. “Who cares about what a paternity test says? Mia’s been here since she was born and you’re the only father she knows.”

The Joker decides not to reply: he actually did want to drop the little girl at the orphanage downtown but something inside him made it impossible to get rid of her.

You continue to softly caress Mia’s cheeks, then massage her tiny fingers and she closes her eyes, listening to the song you’re humming. She smacks her lips, probably believing she has the binky in her mouth when in fact she doesn’t; too tired to care.

“There we go,” you smile, covering her with the blanket.

The Joker doesn’t know if he should bring up something he’s been thinking about.

“You know what, Y/N?” J whispers, glaring at Aiden and pretending to be indifferent.

“What?” you turn your attention towards him.

“If one of these days you get pregnant and the guy dumps you because let’s be real, you can’t keep a man,” he pleasantly concludes and as always you try to protest.

“Yeah, because you say stuff to the guys I like and scare them away!!” “Where’s the proof, woman?! So many unfounded accusations and no evidence. I don’t say anything; your boring self is enough to make them run,” J chuckles and you have a perfect line prepared for him and no chance to say it out loud. “Stop interrupting and let me finish!” he bites his lower lip, reprising the earlier sentence: “If one of these days you get pregnant and the guy dumps you, your kid can call me dad.”

You certainly didn’t expect this outcome and The Joker takes the stunned expression on your face as disapproval:

“Are you trying to say that your kid is going to be better than my kids?! My children can call you mom but your kid can’t call me dad?!”

“I didn’t say that,” you smile, more than surprised by his words and he growls.

“You really mean it ?”

He nods a yes, changing the course of conversation.

“They say the city will be on lockdown for almost two weeks due to the crazy weather. Trapped in here with you and the brats…Uggghhhhh…” he sighs, aggravated.

************

It actually took three weeks for the weather to get better and J was more than happy to set up some meetings as soon as Gotham came back to life. He sure loves his freedom and being stuck inside for days made him even grouchier than usual. He also asked you to reprise your role as the head of his security, a task you share with Frost when you have to ditch your maternal duties at The Joker’s request.

You are getting ready to go around the club to make sure everything is OK, when The Joker notices you stopped in the middle of the stairwell going down from the VIP room, gazing at something across the dance floor.

“What are you looking at?” J mutters to himself, wondering about what got your attention. He finally distinguishes the object of his ex-girlfriend’s interest: it’s Alex. “What are you doing?” he watches you head over towards the guy you went on a date with recently. “Are you gonna embarrass yourself?!” J huffs, grinding his teeth. “How stupid!” he sneers, bugged for some reason.

The Joker absolutely hates going on the floor, but it appears you’re about to do something dumb (in his opinion), so he leaves the comfort of the VIP lounge, rushing after you.

You can’t wait to get to your destination and say a quick “hi” to Alex when J pops by your side, grabbing your waist and forcefully pushing you towards the bar.

“You’re going the wrong direction, Y/N !” he grumbles in your ear, making sure you can’t escape his grip.

“Huh?!” you turn your head towards him, confused.

“Sit !!” he pushes you on a chair at the bar, snapping his fingers at the bartender. “Her favorite!” he demands and in a few seconds you find yourself in front of a glass half full with ice and whiskey.

The area cleared, people not wanting to be around whatever is going on between you two; it’s very rare to see The King of Gotham walking around the club anyway. Usually not a good thing and nobody is willing to find out the answer.

More henchmen outline the perimeter, making sure their boss is safe.

“What’s happening?” you require to find out, intrigued by his odd behavior.

“Are you going to make a fool of yourself?” J gets in your face, panting.

“What are you talking about?! I was just going over to say hello to Alex. I know I am on security duty, but it will be a fast thing, OK?” and you attempt to flee, not comprehending why he is worked up about.

The Joker’s fingers tighten on your wrist, preventing your escape.

“The Queen doesn’t go to anybody! If somebody wants to talk to the Queen, they come to her, understand? Don’t you have any pride?”

You scoff, having this vexed expression on your face he can’t stand.

“Drink!” he barks before you can reply.

“You know I don’t drink when I do this,” you push the glass away, retracting your hand from his. “You don’t want me to talk to Alex because you’re afraid he will tell me about your threats if I ask him?” you lash out, pissed he has the nerve to interfere with your personal life. You don’t do that to J, it’s none of your business. Not anymore. Hasn’t been for years.

He digs his nails in your arm, discontent with the small rebellion:

“Afraid?! Me?! Of what? Unjustified speculations? Stop accusing me! I don’t say anything to your guys!”

You slowly blink, having the dreadful feeling he’s repeatedly lying on the subject.

“I just know you say things to chase them away because you don’t want to see me happy !” you raise your voice and yank your hand away once more, creating a larger gap between the bodies.

J takes two deep breaths, not enough to calm down though.

“You wanna know what I say to them??!!” he unexpectedly shouts and you gasp:

“You do say stuff; I knew it!!!!”

He gives you a mean stare, disgusted he is actually admitting to the truth.

“I tell them that if they do anything to upset you, besides the fact that you are going to break their neck first, I will PERSONALLY make sure their body is never found again! This is what I say! Are you happy now since apparently I sabotage your happiness??!!!” His words left you speechless for a few moments because you do realize what it means coming from him: The Joker’s strange way of being protective.

“Is this…Is…is this what you say?” you stutter and the lack of an answer makes you quietly reach for the whiskey and take a sip from the shiny glass. It’s sort of needed at this point.

J gets up, not before having the one more surge of entitled wisdom:

“You’re the Queen of Gotham! As the King, am I not supposed to make sure nobody messes with you?”

You watch him stomping away, J’s path cleared by the perplexed bystanders not daring to add to his enraged behavior: he seems to be in a foul mood.

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The Joker is out of town and you decided to take the children outdoors, this way they can enjoy the snow. You own a small property close to Gotham that you like to use as their playground. There are 15 more men brought to watch the area, making sure the kids are well guarded and safe. J has enough enemies and you never know when someone would be willing to take revenge on his defenseless, innocent babies.

The sun is shining and it’s pretty warm, a nice and welcomed change from the gloomy weather that kept Gotham isolated for weeks.

The boys are playing a few feet away from you, building mounds of white snow, chasing one another, laughing and having fun. Mia is sitting on a blanket by you, too young to join her siblings. She rattles her toys, talking gibberish and crawling towards the end of the blanket, frustrated when you catch her.

“Not so fast little girl,” you snicker and lift her high in your arms, making her scream with joy. “Hey!!!” you suddenly see Kase slapping Zane and he starts to cry. “I told you not to hit eachother so many times! Com’ere!” you signal for both of them to approach and they come in front of you. Mia is placed back on the blanket while you take care of the problem.

Zane keeps on bawling and Kase looks guilty, his lower lip quivering, on the verge of crying himself since he got in trouble.

“Why did you slap him, hm?”

“He took my truck…” he complains, whining.

“You have to share; you’re the oldest and I need you to be nice to your brothers, ok?” you adjust his scarf. “Do you want to upset mommy?” you scold, wiping Zane’s tears, soothing the red mark on his face.

“Nooooooo…” Kase whimpers.

“Say you’re sorry,” you encourage the child and he hesitates but gets it out in the end.

“I’m sorry…” Kase mumbles.

“I want you two to hug and make peace, alright?” you push them together and your heart melts when they do it. “Now hold hands and go play. I don’t want you to fight, understand?” The kids return to their fun and your attention is redirected towards the small commotion going on at the fence surrounding the property. Your men are talking to a woman and after a few seconds you realize is Anya.

“What the hell is she doing here?” you sigh, gesturing for the guys to let her pass.

She stumbles in the snow, having a hard time walking with her high heeled boots.

“I didn’t think I need permission to see my babies,” she grins and you are already getting mad.

“Are you following us?” you cut her off, furrowing your eyebrows.

“Yeah, I am. I told J I want my daughter,” she bluntly requests, pointing her finger at Mia.

“Why?” you crack your neck, getting restless.

“She’s not his. I don’t want the boys; he can keep them.”

This woman has such a talent of making you want to step all over her.

“Mia is his daughter and she’s not going anywhere!” you hiss, the henchmen keeping a close eye on the apparent imminent altercation unfolding in front of their eyes.

“But she’s not his, why keep her? He is soooo stubborn, never got the message when I ran away. Why did he come looking for me?!” she crinkles her nose, puzzled.

“Because he really liked you, you dumb bitch!” you blur out, irritated. ”He tolerated your crap and brought you back numerous times because he really liked you!”

“Are you jealous?” she winks, finding her remark to be hilarious.

“How can I be jealous on trash?” you grumble, bending over to collect the toy Mia just threw at your feet. The boys continue to play, blissfully unaware of who Anya is; they don’t know her so they are not paying any attention to the lady talking to their mommy.

She rolls her eyes, mocking:

“Y/N: the righteous ex-girlfriend with the helpless ex-boyfriend, needing a mother for his children,” she laughs and blood is rushing through your veins faster. “Between us girls, I am not sure why J thinks he’s a sex God or something. Frankly, I had better,“ she smirks, taking your silence on the topic as an temporary alliance between two parties that have nothing in common besides The Clown Prince of Crime.

“Shut the hell up and return to whatever sewer you crawled out from!!!” your anger takes over, barely containing yourself from tearing her to pieces. “His daughter stays where she belongs!”

“Well, if I can’t have Mia…” she pauses, suddenly changing her attitude to a hateful demeanor,”…he can’t have her either!”

You have just a split second to notice the knife she is fast to take out from the pocket of her coat, nothing else to do but cover the tiny Princess with your body. The knife pierces your right shoulder, the blade exiting on the other side while gun shots resonate behind you, the henchmen doing their jobs of protecting the children and one of their own.

You hear the boys scream and you look towards them to see they are being taken away, which is a wise decision; they shouldn’t see such things anyway. You groan in pain, trying to soothe Mia that’s crying her eyes out, terrified and not understanding why you reject her when she reaches her arms for you.

“Don’t cry, honey, don’t cry,” you kneel in front of the bench, keeping her away from the blood gushing out of your wound and the sharp blade you’re impaled with: proof you managed to save her life.

You don’t need to look at Anya in order to know she’s dead.

“Y/N, are you OK?” you hear voices fading away and Jason lifts you up in his arms, running as fast as he can towards the cars.

“She’s bleeding too much!” he yells at the driver, carefully getting you in the van with the help of two other henchmen. He keeps you in his arms and the car starts moving, but he doesn’t understand what you’re saying.

“Hey, Y/N, you’ll be fine, the doctor will patch you up in no time, OK?” Jason brings his ear to your lips, struggling to understand what you keep on repeating.

“She’s…just… a baby… a …little…baby…” he distinguishes and your delirious mind finally shuts down, the blood loss and the fact that one of the main arteries was severed making you faint.

*************

“Mommy…Mommy…Are you sick?” Kase’s voice echoes inside the dream since you are still under the effects of anesthesia after the 7 hours surgery you were subjected to. You feel soft kisses on your face but can’t react.

“Mommy, wake up,” Aiden whimpers, stroking your hair.

“Mommy, I’m hungry,” Zane pouts, touching your nose with his.

“I told you not to come in here!” The Joker’s harsh tone makes them all jump off your bed, scared their father will punish them. “She needs to rest, alright? Come on, let’s get you boys out of here!” his temper goes down a notch since the kids seem overly startled.

It all goes quiet, then you sense your lips being kissed and it’s comforting.

“You’re a good mother,” J mutters before bringing himself to leave your side.

************

When you open your eyes, The Joker is there, excited you are awake at last.

“Jesus, woman, I was worried you’ll leave me with 4 brats and no help!” comes out of his mouth instead of a formal greeting. “Can you move your fingers?” J carefully watches and is relieved when he sees they move a bit. “That’s a good sign,” he caresses your bandaged shoulder, the whole hand being strapped in a sling, preventing movement and further damage. “I was afraid you won’t be able to use your hand anymore,” he admits, helping you up so you can sit up in bed.

“I…I rather not use my arm for the rest of my life if it means I can take care of 4 children instead of 3,” you tell him with teary eyes and The Joker wants to cheer you up for once the best way he knows how.

“I totally don’t want to be insensitive and less than a gentleman,” and he halts for a dramatic effect,” but you’ve been sweating in this bed for a day and a half and frankly, I think you need new clothes. Come on, let’s make you pretty before I get the kids in here,” J urges, helping you up. He begins to unbutton the nightgown you were dressed with after the surgery.

“I can do it myself,” you attempt to get rid of him, dizziness taking over.

“Don’t tell me you’re shy now!” The Joker ignores your request, continuing to undress you. “It’s been years, but I saw you naked before. No need to fuss!”

Shyness is not the reason you don’t want to be seen naked.

He gets a glimpse at your back and gasps: that’s why you didn’t want him to see you naked.

“You don’t have it anymore!” J sulks, astonished.

He is talking about the huge tattoo you had all over your back when you were together: “Joker & Y/N”, surrounded by a lot of Ha!Ha!Ha!’s: he personally worked on them to match his. It took a lot of time to finish the ink and a lot of laser removal sessions to get rid of everything after you two broke up.

“Why is it gone? Took me weeks!” J goes on, not thrilled with the discovery.

“I didn’t want it on my skin and I don’t want to talk about it,” the nervous disclosure doesn’t intimidate The King of Gotham:

“Why not?” he helps you put on underwear and a fresh nightgown.

“Can I see the kids, please?” you strain to get back in bed, redirecting the conversation towards a better subject.

“Yes,” J agrees, flustered. “I’ll bring something to eat.”

“I’m not hungry,” you lick your dry lips, resting your head on the pillows, wondering when he will want to talk about what happened with Anya.

**************

The door to your bedroom is cracked and Frost peeks inside, not wanting to disturb for the moment: the boys are in bed, feeding you small bites from the huge platter that was delivered to your bedside. The Joker figured you’re not going to refuse to eat if they do it and the strategy worked.

“You know, Y/N, you’ve been feeding all of them since they were born, they can return the favor for once,” J keeps on yapping, preventing Mia from falling off the bed. She is agitated after you covered her in kisses and cried for a whole year thinking you almost lost her. And then the boys wanted kisses, envious on their little sister, and then The Joker had to ruin the party and tell them to behave because you don’t feel good.

Typical day in the household.

“Don’t expect Mia to feed you,” J underlines the obvious. “She is here only for moral support.”

You smile, urging the boys to eat also. You are drained and weakened but the overwhelming happiness you feel in your heart gives you a boost of energy.

“Sir?” Frost musters the courage to make his presence known.

The Joker goes outside the room, impatient to return inside.

“What is it?”

“Is there anything you’re out of ? Any items that have to be replenished for the kids? What should I send for?”

“Ask their mom,” J points towards you through the opened door. “She knows everything they like and need.”

The boys begin to fight since it seems you took more food from Zane; this is a ticking bomb ready to blow up. Even if you’re full, you try to equally eat from all of their hands, wanting to calm the waters before it gets worse.

Jonny enters your bedroom and The Joker remains behind for a few seconds, watching you chitchat with Frost and telling him what is needed for the children. He never understands how you remember all that stuff. It should be clear by now because…

A mother always knows.

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jassycatx33 · 6 years

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Everything that includes "chocolate" in the title!

IWow!!! Thank you, you’ve given me something to do!This will probably be pretty long so I’ll put it under a read more!

chocolate: when was your first kiss?

When I visited Gigi we kissed but I can’t tell you which day it was exactly that we had our first kiss!! (We’re lowkey both babies so we actually haven’t done like a proper kiss, we just did little pecks but I still count them)

french vanilla: how old are you?

I am 21 years old! (Feels really weird to say that still, even 2 months after my birthday lol)

cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?

Top place I want to travel is to visit Gigi (my girlfriend) again, but I’d also like to go to Japan one day and to California!

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?

Hmmm… Probably Spanish because it seems most useful to know as a second language and it seems like a pretty cool language from the bits I learned in high school (and have since forgotten rip)

coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?

I really don’t use makeup enough to have a legitimate answer to this question lol

mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?

Indoors for sure, I’m really not big on the outdoors. There’s bugs and the sun burns me (in the summer at least, during fall and winter it’s not so bad but I still prefer indoors)

cookie dough: do you play any instruments?

I can sort of play piano but I’m really not good at all lol

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?

One of my all time favorite songs forever, even if I haven’t been listening to it much lately, is hold on by florI don’t know what I’ve been really into lately, I jump around a lot and I’ll be honest I’ve been listening to songs from anime the past few days and I don’t feel like listing them because it’s embarrassing lol

butter pecan: favorite songs for life?

Okay I didn’t know this would be mentioned but like I mentioned before, hold on by flor. I don’t know why but it’s really hard to think of others because my music mood changes all the time. But I can always jam to hold on by flor.

cheesecake: what’s your zodiac sign?

Gemini!

toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?

Pool, I don’t like the beach that much??

chocolate chip: what’s your most popular post?

Oh idk I think one from back when I was into Achievement Hunter in 2013 or 2014 lmao. I wouldn’t even be able to find the post to show you I’ve been on this site too long

bubblegum: books or movies?

My answer to this used to be books but I find it so hard to read for fun ever since high school so I’ll say movies

pistachio: manga or anime?

Definitely anime, although I do enjoy manga (especially the Fullmetal Alchemist one)

salted caramel: favorite movies?

Castle in the Sky!!! That’s my main favorite but some others I like are: the Incredibles, Moana, Shrek 2, and Megamind (those are the only ones coming to mind right now and I realize these are all “children’s” movies lol)

birthday cake: favorite books?

The Book Theif is my main favorite. I also really like the Ender’s Game and Warriors series (even though I haven’t finished reading through either series yet lol)

moose tracks: favorites for manga?

Fullmetal Alchemist!

orange sherbet: favorites for anime?

This might come as a surprise but… Fullmetal Alchemist (specifically Brotherhood, but I enjoy the ‘03 one as well!) I also really like Soul Eater, Tokyo Ghoul, and Ouran High School Host Club (These are all the anime that I rewatch like 400 times instead of watching new anime lmao)

peanut butter: favorite academic subject?

I like English a lot! But I also like math (certain kinds, mostly algebra)

black raspberry: do you have any pets?

Yes I have 3 cats they are my babies!!! Starfire, Sparta, and Brianna!

mango: when and why did you start your blog?

I think I started it back in 2011 or 2012 because I had heard about it on twitter or something and I wanted to look up Harry Potter stuff lol

mocha: ideal weather conditions?

A partly cloudy day with like 60 degree weather so I can wear a hoodie, but don’t need anything heavier. And I don’t like too much sun so clouds are good!

black cherry: four words that describe you?

Annoying, dumb, stinky, ugly … I mean I would use those but that’s just me being mean to myselfSome actual words I could use to describe myself: Emotional, caring, weird, kind

neapolitan: things that stress you out?

So many things oh gosh. School, family, life… You don’t want me to go on really.

raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music?

Probably like rock/alternative and pop to an extent? Idk I like most music really, if it has a cool beat that I can jam to then I probably like it

chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?

I love m&m’s, Hershey, Dove and that’s probably it?? I especially love mini m&m’s those are the best

toffee: a card game that you’re good at?

I’m awful at all of them honestly and also I barely know any actual card games lol

lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?

Typically no I don’t.

dark chocolate: turn ons?

My girlfriend

fudge: turn offs?

Anyone who isn’t my gf lol. Ah but a real answer is people who are mean for no reason, I really hate that

peach: how do you relax?

What is relax????? Um usually I just kind of watch stuff or play video games, talk to my girlfriend, hang out with my two friends. That’s about it lol

praline: a popular book you haven’t read yet?

So many honestly. But um… Of Mice and Men? That’s a big one right? Haven’t read it

superman: do you like sweaters?

I like the look and aesthetic of sweaters but I don’t like wearing them? Or I’ve just never found ones that work for me

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?

Neither, I only like hot chocolate for hot drinks

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?

Drums! I’ve been wanting to learn drums for a while now. Idk if I ever will or if I’d even be good but it seems so fun!

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

I do this a lot honestly lol

ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?

Ummm???? I have no idea lol

blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?

I don’t use this site very often anymore (I put stuff into my queue and I go through the tags) but like I love all my friends blogs!

almond: favorite mean girls quote?

“I don’t know why I did it. I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you. Suck on that!” It’s like my favorite part of the movie lol

butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?

Black. I always paint them black lol

cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to?

Yes? Like confessed love or like having a crush on me? I’ve had people confess that they have a crush on me a few times.

blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone?

Yes, quite a few really and most of them I regret but I have a crush right now on this really pretty and funny girl named Gigi and she’s the best

cappuccino crunch: do you take naps?

Usually I don’t, even though I probably need them sometimes lol

mint: the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?

Please don’t make me think about embarrassing things. I can’t think of what is the MOST embarrassing thing I’ve ever done over my whole life because I probably blocked those memories out but in more recent times (like a few months ago or something) I went to Dunkin Donuts and I wanted chocolate frosted donuts but they had none and so I panicked and I just stood there saying “Um… um… um” out loud to this poor cashier dude who was offering suggestions that I kept turning down until I decided to just get a plain glazed donut. When telling this story to my friends I told them that I basically broke lol. It was pretty embarrassing though and the Dunkin Donuts I went to was in the mall and sometimes when I walk past I see the cashier guy and I’m like I can never go in there at least not when that dude is working lol

brownie batter: do you like sushi?

I’ve never really had it so I can’t really say. I can say that based on my pickiness when it comes to eating I probably wouldn’t enjoy it much but idk

key lime: where do you want to be right now?

Not to be too gay (even though that’s my mood all the time) but I wish I was with my girlfriend which is where I always want to be tbh

red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?

I do! It was weird I didn’t need glasses for the first 19 years of my life and then suddenly I did. I like them though, I think they make me look better (also they help me see lol)

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?

I like chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla, that’s basically it lol.

Thanks for sending the ask Ace! I don’t know if anyone will read through all of this but I had fun answering them all!

#dumb Jasmine is dumb #iamthemadcap

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surveys-at-your-service · 7 years

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Survey #85

“so you can throw me to the wolves; tomorrow i will come back, leader of the whole pack.”

when was the last time you saw the person you like? february what are you listening to? markiplier playing "scp containment breach." going on a nostalgia binge. would you take back your last boyfriend/girlfriend? nope. tyler wasn't for me. are there certain things that can’t be joked about with you? rape and abortion. have you ever had a controlling boyfriend/girlfriend? no. would you be upset if you caught your boyfriend looking at porn? i'd be fucking pissed. not out of jealousy, but because it's lustful and just generally disgusting. your last ex calls wanting to hangout, what do you say? probably "stop fucking harassing me." do you have a friend named ashley? no, but that's my older sister's name. are you an aunt or an uncle? yep. did you use to watch blues clues? of course. are you a twilight fan? i never was. when’s the last time you threw up? couple weeks ago. one of my pills makes me sick sometimes. do you stutter when you get nervous? terribly. what is your favorite superhero movie? "ghost rider," if you count him. do you think that aliens exist? no. do you own a pair of converses? i've got a few. do you regret your last relationship? i sure do. do you plan on having children in the future? currently, no. i really don't think i'm capable of raising another human being efficiently. when did you last go to the doctor and what for? i went to my therapy appointment a few days ago. are you socially awkward? agonizingly would you rather watch a comedy movie or horror movie? horror if you could choose to be any mythical character, which would you choose? dragon what is your favorite animal and why? meerkats. they're adorable, unspeakably brave and loyal, and so curious. do you find yourself on youtube a lot? it's always open. what is something that reminds you of your childhood? dinosaurs what show do you miss coming on television? "meerkat manor" :( have you ever tried opening your eyes under water? yeah. don't like doing it though. have you ever been admitted to the hospital? five times. do you have a hint of obsessive compulsive disorder? a bit. i used to have baaad repetitive thought cycles when i was younger. do you use any acne medication? nah. i don't really get acne anymore. if you’re offered a trip to either hawaii or alaska which would you choose? alaska what cause (feminism, gay rights, abortion, etc) are you most passionate about? the pro-life movement how much money have you saved by shop lifting? what the fuck?! i don't shoplift to begin with. wtf. do you hate when couples are like “i love you” after dating for about 2 days? it's ignorant as fuck to say, yes. those are dangerous fucking words. have you ever run away? yes. ever been attacked by a dog? no. my little sister has, though. i'm pretty sure she still has the scar. ever had an out-of-body experience? no. ever considered acupuncture? noooo. do you prefer gory horror films or the psychological ones? PSYCHOLOGICAL do you have a favorite youtuber? or do you not watch much youtube? rhett&link + markplier are my literal babes. who do you text the most? or do you like to text at all? sara. do you like ronnie james dio? \m/, motherfucker. ever given a tattoo before? would you like to? no. i have tremors, so that'd be a terrible idea. have you ever had a pet bird? no. do you have any siblings that you never seen before? one half-sister, yes. have you ever heard a song that made you cry? most notably johnny cash's version of "hurt." the first time i listened to it, i couldn't help but cry. like i know it's a cover, but his version just personifies pain. do you like the show “that 70s show”? it's probably like my second-favorite show. it's fucking hysterical. has your house ever been broken in to? thank god no. the bloods tried to break into our old house though while my older sister and her old best friend were home alone. they were terrified. do you listen to blink-182? some of their songs are great, sure. i like a couple. do you listen to nirvana? sometimes. what thumb do you use to hit the space bar with? my right. do you like regular or chocolate milk better? chocolate growing up, did you listen to country music? not usually by will, but i did regardless. my older sister usually controlled the radio and such. if i wanted to listen to music on my own time, it was usually mainstream pop. do you have a gazebo at your house? no do you like tomatoes? nooo. what type of waffles do you like? (plain, blueberry etc..) plain do you like chicken or beef better? or do you not eat meat? i prefer chicken. did america really put a man on the moon? yes. have you ever dated outside of your race? for less than a day. were you born in a hospital, or somewhere else? in a hospital. who is your favorite male singer? patrick stump from fall out boy. do you listen to any acoustic bands, or singers? not specifically. what is your birthstone? amethyst do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? just go to the drive-thru. i mean, isn't that the point of a fast food restaurant, to get food quickly and easily? do you like chinese food over pizza? nope. if someone you know offered you pot, what would you say? well first, i'd say no, and two, i'd most likely dissociate from that person. i in no way get involved with drugs. have you ever been to a strip club? hell no. how was/is the food in the cafeteria at your school? some were actually pretty decent, others were hellish. what is your favorite song? "do i wanna know?" by the arctic monkeys what do you think of the name courtney? i like it. do you have a wild side? not really, honestly. ever gone boating all day? i've been on a boat while fishing most of the day, but not like, all day. what is your favorite thing about going to your grandma’s house? honestly? nothing. i don't even get along with my grandma. do you like eggs? only if they're scrambled and cheesy. who are your heroes? mark fischbach and my mom. do you know who rodney atkins is? i live in the south, buddy. take a guess. are you tall? no. when is the last time you wore a dress? my sister's wedding. what is the last alcoholic beverage you’ve had? a strawberry smirnoff. do you know someone that smiles ALL the time? no. that'd be freaky. who is the hottest person alive? link neal, boys and girls. are you ready for summer? hell no. i hate everything about summer. do you like the sun or do you like snow better? snow!! don’t you love pancakes? hell ye boi. quick name a country singer: tim mcgraw. the only one i sincerely like. who did you last have an alcoholic drink with? family. ever had fruit pizza? ew, no. fruit doesn't belong on pizza. do you know anyone named caleb? i'm acquainted with one. he's cool. how many friends do you have on facebook? around 110, i think a little more? what was on the last sandwich you ate? peanut butter. what sort of music did you listen to when you were in high school? the same stuff i listen to now: heavy metal. i went through a phase where i listened to even heavier, more emo-styled bands, though. what is your favorite thai dish? never tried any. how many contacts do you have in your phone? i think like 15, lol. when was the last time you made out with somebody? around a year and a half. what month of the year was your mother born? august. how many apps do you have on your phone? only four. my phone doesn't have a lot of memory. have you ever dated a smoker? if not, would you? i haven't, and no, i honestly wouldn't. would you rather travel to japan or scotland? hmmmm... i THINK japan, but i'm honestly unsure. what is your mother’s first name? donna. do you share a middle name with any of your siblings? yes. have there ever been any bushfires/wildfires in your area? it's possible i guess, but i don't think so. how would you label your sexual orientation? heterosexual do you consider your goals easily achievable or are they pretty grand? eh, kinda in-between... my only real goal is to be a photographer, but the photography industry is SUPER competitive. what’s your favorite vegetable? broccoli is yummy. especially with cheese. would you rather eat italian or indian food? italian have you ever missed a flight? no. can you name five adjectives describing you? passionate, shy, sleepy, nervous, and loyal. do you prefer long or short hair on the opposite sex? a bit long. what is your favorite soda? mountain dew what is your opinion on legalizing drugs? you are honestly naive if you believe that's a good idea. no offense. do you like country music? no. have you ever done something illegal more than once? yes. if you could marry any celebrity, who would it be? mark fischbach omg can you swim? yes. what are your fears? pregnancy/childbirth, closed spaces, being alone in the end, long-legged spiders, the ocean, whale sharks, maggots/larvae, other things... do you shave your arms even though it supposedly grows back thick? no. do you ever get too lazy to clean up your pet’s pee and leave it for your parents to do it? i clean my dog's pee because he's my responsibility. if cali pees, i tell mom. bentley, i tell nicole. what insects or bugs do you fear most? rhino beetles and wasps do you think weed is just as bad as cigarettes? it's fact that it's worse. it has more carcinogens. don’t you just love free samples? obviously. are you someone’s best friend? no. have you ever used alternative medicine or old-fashioned remedies? i don't think so. what color and style is your hair? it's red, but with overgrown roots. do you wear glasses? yeah. do you want kids? no. there's just no way i'd be able to properly take care of a kid. what if you were in a fire and you could only save one object, what would it be? i'm guessing family and pets are already safe? then in that case, my laptop. what if you could ask god any one question, what would it be? "why do people who aren't sure whether or not they believe in you go to hell?" what if you found a suitcase full of $1,000,000, what would you do? honestly, i'd look for identification. i just couldn't take that much money with a good conscience. what if you had to choose, would you give up your sight or your hearing? sight. i couldn't live in total silence. what if you saw a robbery, would you report it? obviously??? what if you were given a chance to go to the moon, would you go? why or why not? no. i don't want to be in space that long. what if your friend could not have a child, would you carry her child for her? honestly, no. my 1st job was: game stop sales clerk favorite dog breed: hmmm. i really really like akita inus. papillons, too. assuming you had the cash to make it happen, what would your ideal living situation be at this point in your life (i.e. with who, where, under what circumstances, etc.)? how does your ideal compare to your current situation? i don't have anyone i'd like to live with besides who i do now, but i know i'd really like a wood house in the woods by a waterfall. it'd be different from where i live now, definitely. we live right beside a road that leads to a small town. if someone were to travel to your city (assuming they have never been there before), what would you tell them to visit? is your city (or the closest larger city to you) a big tourist area at all? lmao there's nothing to really visit. and no. if, as a parent of a teenager, you knew that your teenage daughter was having sex/thinking about having sex, would you put her on birth control pills? do you agree or disagree with those who say that placing teenagers on the pill encourages promiscuous sex? if you’re on the pill, how old were you when you went on it? if you’re not, have you ever considered taking it? i'd be pretty heavily trying to influence her to not have sex as a teen, but if that's what she really wanted, yes, i'd put her on the pill. i don't believe it encourages promiscuous sex, no. i was put on the pill when i was like... maybe 16, but only due to severe period cramps. what is the worst example of poverty you have seen in person? does this make you feel guilty at all (say, for throwing out food that you didn’t finish)? the saddest thing i saw, actually recently, was a pregnant woman with her husband in the pouring rain with just a small umbrella and a sign. can't remember what it said, honestly, but it was depressing. and of course i feel guilty. do you look at sex as a special thing that is shared with someone you love, or do you treat sex more casually? if you are a virgin, are you waiting for the right person to come along, or do you have religious/moral reasons to wait? it is 100% something special you share with hopefully one person. and i'm waiting for both reasons. do you unfriend people on facebook who post endless status updates or seem to be begging for attention? what about family members or coworkers – are you comfortable accepting their friend requests? is there anything on your facebook that could potentially cause trouble for you if someone were to see it? if you're fishing for attention, hell yes i do. i don't put up with that. and i take invites from family, yes. but i guess my use of profanity could cause some nasty looks from some of my family, particularly my grandma. when you have a significant other, are you honest about everything with that person, or do you think that there are some things better left unsaid? do you want your significant other to be willing to tell you anything and everything as well? i'm entirely open. and yes. grossest memory: that one time my late lizard pooped aaall over my hands and shirt. i nearly puked. what do you think of "abstinence"? it's the safest option for everyone. don’t you just hate preachers? uhhh, nooo...? does a mango smoothie sound good to you now? omgggg yaaaas what’s something that you find trashy? very short shorts. cover your ass, please. crayons or markers? crayons would you rather receive roses or sunflowers? roses. do you like to stay in your pajamas all day long? honestly, i'm always in my pajamas unless i have to go somewhere. mints or chewing gum? gum. at one point of your life, have you been obsessed with dinosaurs or robots? dinosaurs, yes. i was obsessed as a kid. i still think they're cool. have you ever been in a car accident? yes. are you afraid of stink bugs? yeah, they look freaky. are you interested in anime? somewhat, sure. name your favorite cartoon. pokemon are you afraid of the dentist? nah. do you believe in abortion? no. have you ever tried jolly rancher candy canes? YUUUUM, yes ;v; do you go hunting? no. what is your biggest accomplishment in life so far? recovering. do documentaries bore you? if they're about animals, no. are you usually happy or sad most of the time? happy, as of the late. (: are you afraid of spiders? most, yes. what is your most prized possession? the plaque i have for graduating in the very top percentage of my class. do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? closed. have you ever peed in the woods? no. ever used a gun? no. who would you like to see in concert? METALLICA, PLSSSSSS what’s your second favorite color? pink do you know any african spiritual songs? no. what kind of stuff do you like on your hot dogs? mustard and ketchup. what’s one thing that’s happened to you that has made you a stronger person? jason breaking up with me. what’s one thing that’s happened to you in your life that made you feel weak? again, jason leaving. who do you think has had the largest influence on the person you are today? myself? what is one thing you feel your life is missing? adventure, definitely. action. which blink-182 song do you think is the most depressing? that i know? "i miss you." what color lights are on your christmas tree? we use colorful ones every year. are there hurricanes where you live? yep. have you ever been to a rehab center? i guess that depends on what you mean by "rehab center." never a place exclusively to get off drugs, no. but the mental hospitals i've been to doubled as detox centers. which was remarkably stupid. you don't treat mental illness patients the same as patients going through detox??? what’s your favorite flavor of ramen? i don't like ramen. have you ever been given an ink blot test? if so, what did you see in it? in a therapy thing, yes actually. and i mean, lots of things? i was shown various things. are you friends with someone who is a stoner? no. wait, yes actually. but we don't really talk much anymore. do you like playing shooting games at the arcade? nah. how long have you lived in the house you live in? only like two months. where did you lose your virginity, if you have? n/a what color car(s) do your parents drive? i think dad's is black, mom's is white. what are your views on getting rid of the penny? i don't really care. which asian country would you most like to visit? japan have you ever had a nosebleed? hasn't everyone at one point or another? do you have bangs? no. have you ever kissed someone underneath mistletoe? i don't think so. do you have a weak stomach? no. which website do you spend the most time on? youtube. it's always open/i'm always listening to something, usually let's plays. have you ever kissed someone of a different race? he kissed me, i didn't kiss him. do you read fanfiction? if so, what fandoms? no, actually. would you go back to your ex if he/she asked you? tyler, definitely not. jason, not right away. he'd definitely have to prove himself to me again. do you like stars, or hearts better? hearts mickey mouse, or winnie the pooh? pooh! where is the best place to get ice cream? coldstone, brother.

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kowloonxluxury-blog · 7 years

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Hey sweet, will you answer me all the sheet mask asks please? and thank you.

aloe: name a song that calms you down when you're upset.

Hm...Lately, it’s been HIM songs.

argan: how many times a week do you exercise?

...Nah.

blueberry: what was your favorite childhood food? do you still love it?

Rice cakes! And yes!!!!

collagen: what common misconception do you hate to hear repeated as fact?

Ill informed historical stuff. I don’t know why it gets on my nerves so much, but it does.

cucumber: what’s your favorite cheesy pick-up line? would you ever use it on someone?

...I tend to ignore cheesy lines, so yeah...

egg cream: would you rather have a very long (120 years) comfortable but boring life, or live half as long but have an exciting life packed with adventure?

Half as long with adventure. When your life gets boring, you kind of don’t look forward to it lasting.

gold: what political topic gets you worked up/angry?

China’s entitlement to the fucking world.

honey: describe one of the best days of your life.

So, I’m pretty sure it was my birthday. My family was really struggling at the time, even more than we had normally, but my parents still wanted me to have a good birthday. They had saved up and ultimately bought me this really awesome ice cream bar, and it’s still the best ice cream I’ve ever had. It’s not top quality or anything like that, but it’s still the best I’ve ever had. It changed ice cream for me forever, because I remember sneaking out of my room the night before and seeing my parents scrape together what coins they had managed to save, so it meant a lot that they went through that for me.

hyaluronic acid: if you could change three things about your life, what would they be?

Being jobless, being alone, and being homeless.

lemon: do you have any annoying habits? what are they?

I’m sure I’ve got plenty...? We don’t often see our own annoying habits, though.

milk: do you think you take care of yourself? do you think you should sleep or eat more?

I don’t. I really don’t. I need to eat and sleep more, for sure. I’m running out of concealer.

pearl: what are some words you like in a language that is not your own?

Hana. It’s such a pretty word, and flowers are always gorgeous.

pomegranate: what fact amazes you every time you think of it?

That China has I think it’s around 14 million previously unknown residents. Like they’re part of the ‘one child’ generation and so they were born without documents and stuff. They just recently got a number on that and holy fuck.

red ginseng: do you think you'll still be the same person when you're old?

Nah.

rose water: if you could see love, what would it look like? describe love in terms of aesthetic (butterflies, stars, rainbows, etc).

Like stars that sparkle bright, even when the sun is high in the sky. You see them on the ground, and everywhere else. Not in a delirious way, but there’s still a thin veil there that helps with the stupid things.

royal jelly: what is your most bizarre talent?

I don’t think it’s bizarre? But I’m good at catching edible bugs.

shea butter: what's a song that gets stuck in your head that you despise?

Girls Generation songs. Sorry.

snail: would you rather go to a club, house party, or a small get together of 4 or 5 friends? or, do you just prefer to be alone?

I like hitting up clubs. I love just the entire energy and atmosphere there. I usually just stick with whoever I went with, but I still feed off of the overall.

tea tree: what is something you’ve always wanted to try but have been too scared to attempt?

Hahah An office job. I still feel like I’d fuck that up so bad.

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annleckie · 8 years

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More Office Cleaning Adventures

I’m not sure why I have this notebook page of handwritten probably-book-titles. Some of them look like possibly-real ones, and some of them...not. It look suspiciously like a list I would produce when making “books” for my kids. They were into making folded and stapled paper books for a while, and the now-17-year-old insisted that one essential part of a book was the “also by” page, and much fun was had populating that list of other books by whoever had produced the one in question. But this list is much more recent, because it actually begins with Ancillary Justice, Ancillary Sword, and Ancillary Mercy, and then continues:

Earth vs the Martians

Bugs! A Cookbook

Empire of Glass

The Golden Pancreas

Daughter of Winds

Life on the River

Recursion

Adventures in Napping

Bronze: Volume I of the Metallurgy Mages Saga

Starlight and Sugar

Infinite Day Excludes the Night

The Second-Hand Sportswear Club

Sisters In Sorrow

The Kingdom of Breakfast

We Are All Humpty-Dumpty

Calling the Kettle Black

Yesterday Was Ragnarok

The Lady Gaga Gambit

Cry Regicide

Express to Jupiter

Bilocation for Dummies

The Story of Marmite

Halos and Horses

Chew Gum and Kick Ass

The Art of Mothballs

Pencil!

The Blueberry Muffin Murders

Murder in a Tight Spot

Swirls of Passion

The Etagere

Reupholstered: the Story of a Couch

Not Even Wrong

The Elephant Jumped

Tentacles and Teacakes

The Sting of the Jellyfish

One Molecule Away

The Road to Somewhere

“Infinite Day Excludes the Night” is one that I’ve long thought would actually make a good short story title (it’s a line of Isaac Watts) but the story it would be perfect for has never suggested itself. Others of these could easily be legit titles, like I said, but some of them were clearly meant to be silly. And I have no freaking idea why I ever made this list to begin with, though it is very obviously in my handwriting.

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February 2020

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? Coffee mugs and water bottles.

2. chocolate bars or lollipops? Chocolate bars.

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? Bubblegum.

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? Bright and happy.

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? Glass cups. With a lot of ice.

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? Sportswear/tomboy.

7. earbuds or headphones? Earbuds.

8. movies or tv shows? Both, son! They hit different.

9. favorite smell in the summer? Just after it rains on a humid morning. It has always reminded me of summers I spent with my grandparents in Florida.

10. game you were best at in p.e.? None of them. Lol. Volleyball or basketball maybe? I was a beast at shotput.

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? Usually overnight oats, or fruit and a protein bar like an RX Blueberry bar.

12. name of your favorite playlist? I don’t listen to many playlists tbh.

13. lanyard or key ring? Lanyard.

14. favorite non-chocolate candy? Sourpatch kids.

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? To Kill a Mockingbird or The Old Man and the Sea.

16. most comfortable position to sit in? On a comfy couch, legs spread out with a warm dog sleeping in between them.

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? My black Converses.

18. ideal weather? 75 and sunny with a breeze.

19. sleeping position? On my sides with a pillow wedged between my torso/chest and the bed.

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? On my laptop.

21. obsession from childhood? I had a lot, but none that I can remember specifically.

22. role model? I honestly don’t have any. I learned the hard way in my late 20s that heroes and role models are a waste of time.

23. strange habits? I have to clean out the dirt from under my nails, like, right away. That’s why I always try to keep my nails super short.

24. favorite crystal? Amethyst probably.

25. first song you remember hearing? “Baby, Baby” by Amy Grant

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? Hang by the beach or hike.

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? Reading or writing in a library.

28. five songs to describe you? Bigger than my Body by John Mayer; Adore You by Harry Styles; Everything is Alright by Motion City Soundtrack; Time by Hootie & the Blowfish; and Good as Hell by Lizzo

29. best way to bond with you? Quality time or a good, deep conversation

30. places that you find sacred? My husband and I’s bedroom; Nature, especially along the Appalachian Trail; Old temples

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? Lol, I don’t do that.

32. top five favorite vines? I don’t remember Vine having that big of an impact tbh.

33. most used phrase in your phone? definitely “lol”

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? The Goldfish tagline.

35. average time you fall asleep? 10-11pm

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? The Shiba Inu one.

37. suitcase or duffel bag? Most of the time, a duffel bag unless it’s a bigger trip.

38. lemonade or tea? Most days, it’s tea.

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? Lemon cake

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? Which school?

41. last person you texted? My husband

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? Pant pockets

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? Hoodie, but I think I’d rock a mean bomber jacket.

44. favorite scent for soap? Fresh scents. I think BBW has a sage and something else scent, and I love that every time I smell it.

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? Sci-Fi

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? Shorts and tank top

47. favorite type of cheese? Colby Jack usually.

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? Pineapple or honeydew because I eat SO much of them!

49. what saying or quote do you live by? “In a gentle way, you can shake the world.” by Gandhi

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? I have a lot of people in my life who do that.

51. current stresses? Finances as I get older - paying off student loan debt to be able to do things I enjoy more often.

52. favorite font? Verdana, size 9-10.

53. what is the current state of your hands? A little on the dry side.

54. what did you learn from your first job? How to be personable, and patient (they were patient with me). Along with how to develop a trustworthy, hard-working reputation.

55. favorite fairy tale? Meh.

56. favorite tradition? Probably going out and getting a Christmas tree or a pumpkin every year.

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? Negative self-talk with stemmed from a negative self-image; Believing I shouldn’t take up too much space; Being more confident in what I know how to do well.

58. four talents you’re proud of having? I’m a great proofreader/editor; I’m a really good listener; I have a huge heart and am capable of holding and giving a lot of love; I’m an efficient worker.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? “Oh hell yeah” or “Bruhhh.”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? Lol, I know nothing about anime.

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? Probably that line from The Office in the very last episode where Andy or Pam is talking about the “good old days,” and how we’re actually living them right now.

62. seven characters you relate to? Ron from Harry Potter; Jess and Schmidt from New Girl; Leslie from Parks & Rec; Pam from The Office; Elizabeth from Pride & Prejudice; Peter from The Darjeeling Limited

63. five songs that would play in your club? So Close by Calvin Harris; I Like Me Better by Lauv; Kings of Summer by ayokay and Quinn XCII; Roses by the Chainsmokers; I Like It by Cardi B

64. favorite website from your childhood? Myspace was up there. Lol

65. any permanent scars? On my lip from where my dog bit me.

66. favorite flower(s)? Poppies, peonies, dahlias.

67. good luck charms? None.

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? Fish sauce is horrifying to me on its own.

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? Definitely something my husband has told me, but nothing I can recall right now.

70. left or right handed? Right-handed

71. least favorite pattern? Big fan of stripes.

72. worst subject? Physics.

73. favorite weird flavor combo? Salt on my fruit.

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? For a headache or heartburn, like a 1. Lol

75. when did you lose your first tooth? Hell if I remember that.

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? Fries.

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? Something vining.

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? Sushi from a grocery store.

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? School ID photo.

80. earth tones or jewel tones? To wear, jewel tones. To have as, like, home decor, earth tones.

81. fireflies or lightning bugs? Lightning bugs.

82. pc or console? Console

83. writing or drawing? Writing

84. podcasts or talk radio? Podcasts

84. barbie or polly pocket? Barbie

85. fairy tales or mythology? Mythology

86. cookies or cupcakes? Cupcakes

87. your greatest fear? Losing everyone I love at once.

88. your greatest wish? That my family has eternal happiness.

89. who would you put before everyone else? Myself. And then my husband.

90. luckiest mistake? There are quite a few.

91. boxes or bags? For what? Context makes a difference.

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? Sunlight, then fairy lights.

93. nicknames? Bug from my mom, babe from my husband.

94. favorite season? Spring or summer.

95. favorite app on your phone? Instagram.

96. desktop background? Vacation from this summer when we camped by the beach of Lake Michigan at Sleeping Bear Dunes NL.

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? Like, two.

98. favorite historical era? It changes. Right now, early American history (1500-1600s).

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