#their ace is a Breloom

[chongoblog]

Who’s gonna make fanart of Snorpy and Chandlo?

Edit: I’m a fool they’re from Bugsnax

Google ai working well and might as well have just called mr mime a faggot

[astralcat]

I did the Color Wheel Challenge!

[triffany-lottablog]

After around 3 years I finally have my hypothetical pokemon gym team in plushie form

[thepokedexisgay]

Hmmm (oriented aroace Breloom)

[cherryroselock22]

Idea I've had for a while, basically opposite types = opposite personalities! Decided to draw em as design practice Steel/Dark type Bede, Fighting type Marnie, and Eternatus Hop Some ideas for them under the cut

Bede: -Very cheerful and charismatic, although a bit unhinged. Refuses to call anyone by their name and uses nicknames instead. Does not care for the gym challenge, just doing it because it seems fun. Spends most of his time in caves camping, hence the dirt on his boots. He is banned from most hotels due to this lol Team: Archaludon (ace), Skarmony, Tyranitar, Absol, Kingambit, Aggron Marnie: Outgoing, definitely sporty, tries way too much to have people like 'em. Always on the phone. Not that popular, team yell doesn't exist here. Tries to copy Piers as much as possible. Team: Pawmot (ace), Machamp. Annihilape, Breloom, Grapploct, Urshifu (Rapid-Strike) Hop: Nervous, very introverted. Does not speak unless spoken to. Does not idolize Leon in the slightest, actually dislikes him. Snarky whenever he wins a battle, amazing battler, laser focused. Instead of Bede ruining his confidence, he actually holds him up, becoming a sort of sidekick. He's also a tad angry Team: Toxicroak (ace), Donphan, Blissey, Milotic, Skarmony (gifted by Bede) and later on Eternatus

(For Hop's team I replaced corviknight and snorlax for pokemon similar to them/same typing instead of opposite)

[lemonitenite]

Eh I was expecting grass, not too bad ig

Took that gym leader quiz that's going around.

Thank the gods a type I actually use. I was worried I'd get Water or Grass or, gods forbid, Normal (I could not handle the idea of specializing in the same type as Norman). If I had a gym, it'd just be me and the challenger. No challenges, no puzzles, no nothing. Me vs. Them. And when it looks like I'm down to my last Pokemon... I step into the ring.

[hychlorions]

I am begging for more of your thoughts re: pokemon trainer ace attorney au. Who else do our favorite lawyers have on their team?

GOD sorry this took me so long to answer i really wanted to draw something for this. anyway

apollo's team is quagsire, jumpfluff, eevee, incineroar, lucario, and gallade. eevee's like the babey of the team >:3 that's them trying to cheer her up

klavier's team is breloom, chatot, gengar, milotic, rotom, togekiss, and garchomp. he sings them to sleep every night =w=

at this point you may be asking, "why does klavier get seven pokemon? isn't that kind of unfair?" and for that, i give you apollo's seventh pokemon:

if you know you know, you know? you know.

[m4rs-ex3]

i was gonna do one of my "so glad you (nobody) asked--" but y'all were actually thirsty for it so HERE WE GO

tdp characters as pokemon trainers

(dizclaymoors: not actual teams of six, there will be pokemon that seem very obvious but are absent bc i didn't think they fit the Vibes, sometimes i'll make a weird choice of pokemon per evolutionary line - occasionally there's a reason but most of the time it's for the aforementioned Vibes)

bold = ace / potential ace

callum (specialties - flying, electric, water)

emolga

gyarados - it's like if he adopted the leviathan

castform - weather, sky magic, you get it

altaria

frogadier - i cannot explain the choice to give callum the frog and especially not the choice of frogadier out of the whole line but. the Vibes

chinchou - felt like a mandatory inclusion

rayla (specialties - fighting, steel, ghost, [hah])

tinkaton - this thing has so much rayla energy it's insane

dedenne - this felt like such a given i was a little stunned when it occurred to me that dedenne really doesn't share that many similarities with stella. also callum and rayla both have pikaclones that is so fucking cute

marshadow - trying not to overuse legendaries/mythicals but COME ON

phantump

doublade - doublade specifically for obvious reasons

froslass - slay recognizes slay

ezran (specialties - dragon, fairy)

dachsbun - need i say a thing

dragonite - the most ezran dragon type there is

gastrodon - he loves giant sea slugs!!

frosmoth - bro would absolutely snag a snom and having it as a frosmoth just feels right

mimikyu - he would love this misunderstood baby

sliggoo

togepi - egg

bellibolt - frog

soren (specialties - normal)

these are actually all alternatives to his true team, which is just six shuckles as per that one post that someone needs to find for me

bidoof

psyduck

ditto

dunsparce - you might be noticing a bit of a theme

dragapult - i'm breaking that theme just a bit. this might be an association because of that one post about the dragapult where it's just inexplicably named zubeia

toedscruel - shroom

claudia (specialties - dark, poison, dragon [ironic])

malamar

hydreigon

noivern

sableye - this thing is like a more devious version of sparklepuff (that she won't murder [hopefully])

morpeko - cute little baby who's also evil

galarian rapidash - unicorn hehe

dragalge

terry (specialties - grass obvi)

eldegoss

lotad

shiinotic

leafeon

breloom

sawsbuck - hahahhahhahhah get it. tarngedner

(cannot choose an ace for the life of me)

corvus (specialties - dark, steel)

corviknight - this pokemon was made in corvus' image

ferroseed

galarian linoone

lycanroc

umbreon

janai (specialties - fire obvi)

arcanine

aegislash

armarouge

ninetales - giving her an arcanine and a ninetales feels wrong but they both fit her so well)

aaravos (specialties - psychic)

cosmoem - cosmoem specifically bc it has the "mystical cocoon that could turn into anything" vibe yk?

clamperl - please someone praise me for my cleverness

spectrier

lujanne (specialties - psychic, ghost)

lunatone - i know it's disgustingly on the nose but try and tell me she wouldn't have one

shedinja - she would love her gimmick pokemon

misdreavus

polteageist

runerigus - this would be her one pokemon that isn't like small and unassuming but this is 100% what she uses to guard the nexus like HELLO (it also is indeed very Baby in reality)

zorua - her disguise bestie

astrid + kosmo (could belong to either) (specialties - flying, psychic)

galarian articuno

woobat

meowstic pair - for the record astrid has the male and kosmo has the female. the Vibes just worked out

hisuian braviary

minior

bonuses!

runaan: decidueye - i had to

associate crow master: murkrow - i had to

kim'dael: midnight lycanroc - i just wanted to

i hope this was some tasty dough (/callback)

[coffinkissez]

twst pokemon teams - octavinelle

Jade Leech

Vileplume, Shiinotic, Parasect, Breloom, Vaporeon, Eelektross

thoughts: all I knew is that I wanted to give him shroom Pokémon and boy That Is What I did! Ik I wanted to give him a Vaporeon for I had seen a fanart of him with one and it was simply too cute to pass up (I’ll link it if I find it) and Eelektross is not a particularly shocking pick due to the Eel theming. I think battling wise his Pokémon would know a lot of moves that inflict shock/poison/sleep. I do think I missed the opportunity to give him Toedscruel, but I often forget gen 9 exists. I think he’d be particularly interested in Parasect and the whole thing it has going on? Idk

Azul Ashengrotto

Malamar, Inteleon, Glaceon, Psyduck, Mareanie, Clobbopus

Thoughts: My original thinking was Water/Psychic types and I believe Glaceon and Clobbopus are the only two that don’t follow that theme? Would’ve given him the evo of Clobbopus but i just dislike it so much I couldn’t. Id like to think the little guy is a new member of Azul’s team. Inteleon reminded me of him especially because of Sobble and I think it would be his ace pkmn!

Floyd Leech

Croagunk, Jolteon, Bewear, Sharpedo, Huntail, Morpeko

Thoughts: in terms of thoughts there were none I just went with what felt right TBH 🤷

anyways if there was a pkmn I didn’t explain ask ab em and I mightttt have a paragraph or six ready to explain why I gave it to em idk 🤷 also I already have all the dorms done minus savanaclaw n deuce it’s just a matter of me putting the effort into making these posts

[nami-moittli]

I have decided to jump onto the Twst x Pokemon train, so have my picks for Heartslabyul pkmn teams! (Yes, some of them have been stolen ideas, but man, people are correct)

There is definitely a Theme I chose for Cater. Due to the rose aspect of the dorm. I wanted all the Heartslabyul members to have at least one grass type, so I thought that Fomantis would work well! Dedenne is there for Cater’s connection to the internet and stuff, plus it’s a cute pikaclone, so it’s a good parallel to Mimikyu (Who he secretly likes the most, yet is one of the Pokemon he uses the least) Sylveon is there for funsies :)

Another clear theme here of food. For his token grass type I chose Eldegoss, simply cause I thought it fit him. Smeargle is there for his “Paint The Roses”/“Doodle Suit” and Alcremie would have the clovers instead of the strawberries, but the site I was using didn’t have that option, so oh well

First off, Inteleon is there bc I wanted to have Ace, Deuce & Yuu have a starter trio, and I thought it’d make sense for Ace to choose the one that’s effective against Yuu’s, and Deuce would have the one weak against Yuu’s, and since I wanted to give Ace Cinderace, that means that Deuce gets Inteleon. + color coding fun. Why those three? ADeuce is from Twst Britain. Galar is basically pkmn Britain. Or wtvr. I’m American, I don’t know these things lol. Scraggy is an obvious choice, and his token grass type would have to be Breloom for the fighting type aspect :) Bagon makes sense to me as both are aiming to be something greater. Don’t worry buddy, you’ll learn to fly one day. Patrat feels like a good fit, since I wanted to give him a route one pkmn, and Patrat fit him best to me. Flamigo is another fighting type, and more importantly represents the Heartslabyul flamingos

Cinderace has already been explained, but Vespiquen is for ME and ME alone. But uh, roses=flowers=bees. Vespiquen 👍 Nicket just felt like an Ace pkmn, and Pidgy is the most Normal pkmn out there, so Ace, being the most normal person in NRC, it makes sense. Plus Ace’s wind magic. Shaymin, while yes, is a mythical, but shh, it’s the closest thing that pkmn has to hedgehogs (I’m pretty sure at least) and it’s sky form just fit Ace a lot to me. And again, wind magic. Corvisquire was just for the vibes honestly. If you’d like, you can switch out Vespiquen for idk, Rattata or Raticate and Corvisquire for a different rt. 1 pkmn in your head 🤷‍♀️

Roserade is obvious, and again, Shaymin for the hedgehogs. Rapidash is for the equestrian club, plus the fire aspect of Riddle. I wanted Riddle to have a feminine pkmn for the queen aspect, but a lot of them I could see Vil with too, and I didn’t want to repeat pkmn too much (at all if possible, but that might be a bit easier said than done, and I’m not that far in planning this yet to know) plus I wanted another fire type, so Delphox fit. I had already given Sinistea to Trey, so Sinistcha is now Riddle’s. For Comfey, I wanted to give him a pkmn that represented his mom, and since his parents are medical mages, I wanted to give Riddle a “medical” pkmn too. (His dad would have a Blissey and his mom would have Audino, methinks) So add the “medical” aspect plus the “rose(/flowers)” aspect, and you get Comfey

And as a bonus!

(Pls Twst, Chenya/RSA cards WHEN?)

I didn’t want to give him a full team, so Spinda feels obvious to me, Skitty bc cat and Meowstic bc I wanted him to have a psychic pkmn + cat (side note, I honestly really wanted to give Riddle an espurr, but I couldn’t justify it enough to myself to actually give him one, so oh well)

[lilybug-02]

Ideal pokemon team(doesn't have to be the strongest or have the best type coverage, just one you'd love the most, if that includes like 5 Klefki and a sunkern then that's fine and what not)

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2

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Go

Crobat is my Ace. The fact it evolves through friendship and is actually stong is so cool to me.

Porygon and its evolutions are just so cute to me. And it has many unique gimmicks I love.

Breloom is one of my first Pokémon in the games. A little weak but it’s very sweet.

Sawsbuck has a beautiful gimmick with the seasons. And it’s a surprisingly strong pokemon.

Spheal is Spheal. Baby.

Houndoom is a Pokémon that gets a lot of hate in the Pokédex. I think it would be an amazingly cool pet, despite its reputation. Give it love.

[halfling-myth-lady]

Another reborn update!(spoilers up until the borealis identity reveal)

Florinia was hard.

Like,my main strategy was use toxic spikes and widdle her pokemon down that way but then she sent out breloom and…yeah.

Also adding onto that,fern has become substantial more of an asshole.funny dynamics be dammed I’m not begging for release.

Heather is the thing keeping me alright while my girl Victoria is in meteor prison.shout out to heather.

I wish we get to see more of Cain later.

Also,for a while I thought that Cain and Molinar would be related(since the purple hair and poison types) but apparently not?maybe?

I mean if they were I would be guessing that Cain would acknowledge Heather,but I he doesn’t(or maybe I just accidentally skipped that idk)

Also speaking of Molinar….or Borealis,I want to punt him substantially less now.i still want to punt him,just less.

I mean,he chastised that meteor person(idk their name) who wants to hurt heather but fucking snatches Victoria???hello???

Like I get to that’s his daughter but Victoria is still like 16 at most.

Also wtf you mean we can’t save Victoria tf.

Anyways,onto other meteor admins,I lost to ace three times.i had to over level most of my team to the level cap just to beat them.

Speaking of my team,I guess I should update you on not only how my team is doing now but also the nicknames too.

We have:

Muddy lad the Marshtomp.

Trashy Lady the trubbish.

Littly Lady the pyroar.

Ball the munna.

Lucky Lady the (shiny) raticate.

And our newest member,Pikachu the Dedenne(replacing Wiggly lady the jigglypuf)

Anyways,until I’m at a point where any of my team members start to fall off I think I’ll stick with this team for a while.

[refrigeratedboombursts]

Pokémon Radical Red and the Lack of a Watsonian Explanation

Alright, so I wanna preface this by saying that I by no means hate this hack, and I'm not trying to diminish its undeniable effect on the community, for better or for worse. This is purely my opinion on the absolutely dogshit story and the fact that there's zero environmental storytelling because every trainer has to pose a challenge.

The very first non-rival boss battle, Falkner, has a Wattrel with Volt Absorb even though it's more in-character for him to have Wind Power due to his flavour text in his Johto battles when he's down to his last Pokémon.

Brock used to have a Vulpix, a nice nod to the anime, only for him to then have a Varoom instead for... what reason??? Why??? Like. It counters Grass, I guess, but it's also got STAB that's resisted by Water and is quadruple weak to Ground, weird ass fucking choice all around.

Misty says her strategy is "all-out offense with Water Pokémon" and they gave her a fucking Clodsire??? A non-water wall???? Like, if they wanted her to have stall so bad, Alomomola was right there, she's shown to be a romantic in both the games and the anime, it would make more sense. But no, Clodsire.

Alolan Raichu is too cute for Surge, and he in particular doesn't seem like the type to use something so ““unmanly””, not to mention it's a regional variant and he just... Seems too patriotic for Alolan Raichu specifically(I hate Surge and love Alolan Raichu, hope this helps).

Erika suffers from this the most imo, as her eepy ass not only gets Rillaboom, the loud drummer, but also Hisuian Electrode, a loud, fast round thing that explodes(which would suit Surge more). Like, just give her Amoongus. For the love of fuck, just give her the damn mushroom.

Why the shit does Chuck have Breloom and Gallade?? He canonically uses angry, bulky looking Fighting types(Poliwrath and Primape), instead of an Elegant knight and a stally mushroom.

Why the FUCK would you give Giovanni Kangaskhan as his ace. Like, in any capacity???? Is it a nod to the theory? Is it debunking the theory? I don't know, fuck you Parental Bond go brr! Like. This decision makes me so irrationally angry because Mega Evolving Garchomp(which he already has) would make much more sense. Giovanni's canon team and calculated actions show that he's clearly More into slower, bulkier builds(Rhydon, Nidoqueen), and so the loss of speed is perfectly In-character for him.

Also, why include May at all, she has no purpose other than to give you a Torchic, which you can get through like all of the city eggs, plus the fire type shard eggs, and that's if you didn't choose it as your starter???

Like. She's never seen again??? And then Brendan gives the player a Destiny Knot??? For reasons????

If that's the culmination of Brendan's """arc""", why wasn't it Lyra/Ethan, whoever they hc as the Daycare Couple's grandchild? It'd make more sense for them to have, and give, the Destiny Knot.

[teal-seas-n-skies]

What's Good?

My name is Brendan (You can call me Em if you want to differentiate me). I'm technically the Champ of Hoenn, but technically I share that title with Steven, since it's not a good look for a region to let a fifteen-year-old be Champ. It's also not a good look to make a fifteen-year-old save the world (twice), but eh. That was a year ago. We're past that!

I have a lot of Pokémon, but my main team is this:

Sunny [Male Blaziken] - My partner and starter. With me through thick and thin. Buddy boy.

Aster [Female Absol] - A sweetheart who's saved my ass a few times.

Shroom [Male Breloom] - Ol' Reliable.

Frost [Female Mightyena] - One of the first Pokémon I caught, and an absolute ace when it comes to Ice Fang.

Ferro [Metagross] - A gift from Steven I've been working on training up. We're getting there!

Nerites [Male Milotic] - The handsomest boy ever.

If you're in the loop, you've also probably seen me with Rayquaza (And before you say anything YES I AM AWARE I DON'T PRONOUNCE IT RIGHT I HAVE AN ACCENT CAN WE PLEASE MOVE ON) and Kyogre. And Latias (I named her Storm). I also have a Deoxys (That one is named Neowise!) but y'know. I don't really use them in regular battle, but most of the time I have them on me anyways.

I hang out with my friends, May, Wally, and Lisia a lot, (I also am like half Archie's parole officer but like. He's cool. Dad energy) so if you ever want to know what's up with them, I'm a decent source. You can ask about them. Or me! I don't. Really care.

Have a picture of my face. Smile for the camera.

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Pokemon IRL blog #(??????). I have too many. Main is @the-drayster hub is @interaction-lane. Same universe as @aquatic-illusion!

Not much to say here. This is a Alpha Sapphire protagonist blog. Gameverse! I do take some elements from Emerald, but I have not played that game, so. Y'know.

Because Brendan is very much a protagonist, he will be slightly overpowered. Alpha Sapphire gives you easy access to four different mythicals/legendaries (Way more actually but I'm not giving him those). He has protagonist syndrome. To combat this, he does not use said legendaries in battle most of the time.

Another thing is that he really doesn't have that much angst. All his angst is basically "I am a sixteen year old boy" angst. The situation with Kyogre and Rayquaza doesn't bother him. He has a good home life. Feel free to make fun of him for this. You can try and make him feel bad but he will probably just "L + Ratio" you. He is very much a teenage boy.

Anyways. Have fun!!!!!!!

Pelipper mail is ON!

Magic anons are OFF!

Moving his old pfp down here for ease of access, and so you can see what he looks like WITHOUT dyed hair!

[chomperblue]

Isn't its hard to train breloom to not let spore out? How helena train her breloom and not affected by breloom spore? (or she got breloom spore everyday when breloom was recently caught) I thought breloom gonna fill her house with spore

I've had Jinx since I was a kid, our bond was strong even before we started training as aces. she was a shroomish an' I definitely got hit by spores more times than I can count, it probably wasn't the best for by brain cells tbh

after she evolved the training centered on mindfulness, since her spore release was instinctual, to stop it she needed to be conscious of what caused the release. fightin' types tend to like meditation so we started with that. th' process took years, an' a lot of exposure to stressors. it's not something every breloom is capable of learning (because of the effort and self-control required, it relies heavily on trainer bonds), it's like learning how to flex a muscle you never knew existed, an' the whole process is exhausting and time-consuming. I doubt I'll ever train another breloom to do it, it was only successful because I got to spend all my time working with her.

I'm really proud of Jinx, there's still incidents sometimes but each year they're fewer an' fewer. she was th' product of a perfect moment in time in which I had time for focus and could funnel resources into her an' my other team members. definitely worth it :)

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Me roasting Hoenn.

Treecko: I bet this pokemon licks its eyes.

Grovyle: You had a very weird meme.

Sceptile: Do those back seeds hurt?

Torchic: The boys have small specks on their butts.

Combusken: Some pointed out that it looks like a certain body part, and now I can't unsee it.

Blaziken: The first fire/fighting starter that everyone "loves".

Mudkip: The most overused pokemon meme.

Marshtomp: It looks like it can't think.

Swampert: One razor leaf and you're dead.

Poochyena: Only known for chasing Birch.

Mightyena: Aka, Diet Houndoom.

Zigzagoon: I hope we get a tanuki pokemon that actually looks like a tanuki one day.

Linoone: Apparently, tanukis evolve into badgers.

Wurmple: Slightly more interesting than the other regional bugs due to its split evolutions.

Cascoon and Silcoon: It sucks that which evolution you get is determined by something completely out of your control.

Dustox and Beautifly: Living proof of pretty privilege.

Lotad, Lombre, and Ludicolo: Did you know these pokemon are based on kappas, a yokai known for drowning people?

Seedoot: This kind of looks like a mario enemy.

Nuzleaf: Why does it have nipples?

Shiftry: How are you able to do anything with those leaf hands?

Tailow: It's just a bird.

Swellow: You're mainly known for one of the biggest ass pulls In the anime.

Wingull and Pelliper: Why are you in every region after your introduction!?

Ralts: And the winner for most ridiculous haircut goes to...

Kirlia: Your haircut has gotten slightly better, but only slightly.

Gardevoir: Poor thing was rule 34ed beyond repair.

Surskit: Ah. =)

Masquerain: You have to be the most forgettable gen 3 pokemon.

Shroomish: I can't unsee the clip where someone flipped its face upside down and made another face.

Breloom: AKA: The kangashroom.

Slakoth: I wish people could be as chill as this guy.

Vigoroth: The caffeine addict pokemon.

Slaking: Oh my gosh, it's the man behind all those live action Disney remakes!

Nincada and Ninjask: They went from having a super cool type combo to having the most overused bug combo ever.

Shedinja: Don't go looking at its back.

Whismur: Why does it have a butt hole!?

Loudred: It's so ugly!!!

Exploud: Why would anyone want to train such a loud pokemon!?

Makuhita and Hariyama: It's sumo time!!!

Azurill: This pokemon created the first pokemon trans icon.

Nosepass: How big are its boogers?

Skitty: Too bad You're only known for being able to breed with a whale.

Delcatty: Look at that neck pillow.

Sableye: I feel like if it could talk, it would sound like Stitch.

Mawile: How heavy is your mouth hair?

The Aron line: Why would you create metal termites!?

Meditite: It looks like it's wearing a diaper.

Medicham: Now it looks like a pingas!

Electrike and Manectric: I would've never known that these were supposed to be dogs if people didn't tell me.

Plusle and Minun: These pokemon only exist to show off the new(at the time) double battle mechanic.

Volbeat and Illumise: Zzzz....

Roselia: You should've been a gen 4 pokemon.

Gulping and Swalot: Their names are such a dirty mind test.

Carvanha and Sharpedo: Apparently, piranhas evolve into sharks.

Wailmer: Not nearly as memorable as your evolution.

Warlord: And you're only known for being able to breed with a tiny cat.

Numel: The slowpoke for camel lovers.

Camerupt: You're Maxie's ace pokemon, and you're still forgettable.

Spoink: I would hate to have to bounce all the time to stay alive.

Grumpig: Miss Piggy without her makeup.

Spinda: If you're trying to catch every spinda variant, then you have no life.

Trapinch: This was the bane of my existence in X and Y.

Vibrava and Flygon: The "Why aren't these bug/dragon type" pokemon.

Cacnea and Cacturne: I'm gonna add these pokemon to my list of reasons to never go to the desert.

Swablu and Altaria: Mmmm... cotton candy...

Zangoose: Don't leave this pokemon alone with your pet snake

Seviper: Shiny killers, shiny killers, shiny killers!

Lunatone and Solrock: Shouldn't you two be in the super star daycare?

Barboach: More like barbitch!

Wishcash: This pokemon eats masterballs for breakfast!

Corphish and Crawdaunt: Mmmm...crawfish...

Baltoy: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay.

Claydol: Ah, yes. Biblically accurate pokemon.

Lileep: You'd think the first rock/grass type would look more interesting.

Cradilly: Don't lie. You also used to think Cradilly's eyes were its teeth.

Anorith: Stop staring at me with them big old eyes!

Armaldo: A another shiny ruined by the saturation of the 3d era.

Feebas and Milotic: Ugly duckling but with fish.

Castform: How does it feel to have gone years without shinies for your alternative forms?

Kecleon: How are you able to hide from opponents when the stripe on your belly doesn't change?

Shuppet and Banette: You two really need therapy.

Duskull: You're just a bully.

Dusclops: I don't like how it feels like it's staring into my soul.

Tropius: Are those bananas removable, asking for a friend.

Chimecho: Who are you again?

Absol: The emo pokemon.

Wynaut: Was this pokemon really necessary?

Snorunt: It looks so puntable!

Galie: Why do you look so pissed, man?

Spheal: I can't roast perfection.

Sealeo: Your mustache looks like cut-up paper.

Walrein: Who else used to think this pokemon was a pseudo legendary?

Clampearl: Give me them pearls!

Huntail and Gorebyss: Everyone keeps talking about how Remoraid evolving into Octillery makes no sense, but what about these guys?

Relicanth: How have you survived for so long while also being able to die from a single vine whip?

Luvdisc: Boring pokemon, cool shiny.

Bagon: How are you able to do anything with those practically nonexistent arms!?

Shelgon: Another cacoon pokemon.

Salamance: I'm glad you can finally fly, but is shooting all those beams of energy necessary?

Beldum: Just stay in the ball, damn you!

Metang: Hide your Nosepasses.

Metagross: I've got nothing. This is such a cool pokemon.

The regis: I can take you all down with one fighting type!

Latias and Latios: The only difference between their megas is their eye color!

Kyogre and Groudon: Someone clearly has an unfair advantage.

Rayquaza: Its mega has to be the most op thing in the franchise!

Jirachi: I wish Gamefreak would just give us a fire/fairy type already!

Deoxys: The ultrabeast before ultrabeasts.