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okay does anyone here have mixed feelings about the current premise of dynamic duo? everyone i've seen can't wait for it... am i the only one who isn't so thrilled abt it ???
#might be bc i don't like jason like that BUTTTT#dick and jason as a theif duo?????? aka they met before and know eachother.... like actually know each other????#to me personally? not a big fan of the change if there will be no editing of the premise of the plot#the tragedy i find between jason and dick is that#dick will only be able to imagine what if's because he never was able to get along as much as he could w jason bc he was busy being angsty#with the titans#so yeah some parts of his memory of jason is what makes him feel bad but the fact that those memories are Few is what gets to him (and me)#sighsss idk might just be a debbie downer#honestly i feel kinda bad for not being too thrilled abt it bc one of my newly made friend is and i was suchhh a debbie downer abt it dude#but whatever#dc#dc comics
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mr. wolf who?
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#furry#furry art#luckfoxo33#tolnga#the bad guys#bad guys#dreamworks#Thieves#theif#robbery#money#protogen#cyborg#vaporeon#pokemon#eevee#mr. wolf#snake#duo#partners#crime
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Sunset Pirates pt. 2
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• The Sunset Pirates- A Young band of new generation Pirates that has been bulldozing their way into papers as their bounties grew with each passing month. Racking up Billions in damage as they sailed on and becoming on the World Goverment biggest problem
• Each of these young pirates where carving their own paths right into the already scared side if the Goverment
• They each had their own goals in mind. Wishing to better the past generation. Build past the shadows each of them where born in-
• However it was clear one one thing-
• They still had no real idea what the fuck they were doing...
• While the four of them where incredibly skilled in terms of combat and ship maintenance- they were all now incredibly broke.
• "How the fuck are we gonna get money?! We will be out of food in days" Vi protested as the crew sat on the deck trying to have a meeting of sorts to figure out a game plan.
• They had been sailing aimlessly for the last few days and getting close to running out of needed supplies. All of them feeling a strain on their personal pockets-
• "I know I know- We need ideas. Sure destroying shit is fun but we need to make real money here" Dee expressed rubbing his temple, Alucare looking at the crew and rolled his eyes- However he couldn't disagree with them...
• "We need to obviously steal- its how all pirates make their money most of thw time" Alucare pointed out-
• The crew grimaced at this Alucare included, knowing well that they weren't the type of pirates to raid defenseless people and rip gold from their necks or steal Berri from helpless people.
• "Listen it's one think stealing from a rich person but-" Vi started but Dee waved her off before she could finish that sentence.
• "We know, I don't think any of us want that either" Dee expressed. Sighing as everyone fell silent- That was till Bee chuckled to himself suddently and everyone turned their attention to him.
• Bee being the ever extremist yet the only one that seemed to pitch ideas sat up from his lounged position on a barrel with a wide smile like the devil at the crew.
• "So sounds like- We steal from the World Goverment-"
• Everyone Stared at Bee before the Vi and Alucare erupted in disagreement.
"And please do tell, How and where? You cant just say Steal from the World Goverment" Vi argued and Bee smiled "Easy- I heard when we are that ship that you Alu was imprisoned on-"
"Don't call me that-"
"I heard that they where planning to renovate Marine Base 45 with a new Safe after the summer ends since its faulty- We can just break in and steal it. It's broken anyways"
• Bee pitched as the other two crewmates ripped apart the plan. Dee however quietly thinking and giving a defeated sigh "It's the best idea we have-" He finally said making Vi look at his shocked "Are you fucking serious-"
• "This is a bad idea-" Alucare pointed out
• "Do you have one?" Bee shot back, Making the swordsman scowl at him and Vi huff but fall silent-"
• "Since you two are hell bent on this, then you two have someone to help break into the safe- Neither of us know how to" Alucare pointed out. Making the twins look at each other for a moment.
• Dee clicked his tongue and leaned back- Bee smirking as well.
• "Know just the Duo-"
- This is not what Alucare ment by getting a skilled Theif or in this case thieves. Bee and Dee had just returned from grabbing these skilled 'highly skilled pick pockets' but instead Alucare stared at two cherry nosed brats, his eyebrow starting to twitch.
There was two little girls- clearly not even in the double digits in terms of age, both in little pink-tails and dressed in frilly dresses with pale blue eyes like the older twin duo. It didnt take a wild guess to figure out these where their baby sisters.
Vivian was gushing at the two little girls the second their boarded the ship, Leaning down and poking their little cheeks as she swooned at how adorable they were and gifting them candy. A clear softy for kids-
"You've got to be shitting me- You couldn't find anyone who had hit puberty yet?" Alucare growled at the older twins, Dee rolling his eyes.
"You said we needed thieves and this is what I got- Now do you got any better idea?" Alucare scoffed, gesturing to Vi who was still gushing over the girls who where eating up the attention from the redhead.
"You expect us to break into a secure Marine safe with two toddlers-"
"We are right here you know-" Ari grumbled, glaring up at Alucare who sighed heavily at this.
"I'm aware-" Alucare calmly shot back, Looking to Bee and Dee as he rubbed his temple.
"If I knew I'd be babysitting I'd just have went home-" Alucare mumbled- Ali glaring hard at Alucare as she casted her sister a glance.
"We have to get someone else- I understand love for a siblings skills but this is ridiculous. Im not going to let two infants on a dangerous task like this. Your sisters or not- I doubt they could steal candy from each other" Dee and Bee looked at each other and just shrugged. Alucare ready to tear into them again but being quickly cut off.
"Pretty ring- And lots of money!" Ali said loudly to herself, Holding up Alucare prized Ruby ring in her tiny palm the one that Mihawk had gifted him when he left home and his bag of Berri he kept hidden on his person- The dark haired man blinking in confusion before looking at his hand.
"How did you-" He started before snatching the ring and money from the little girl. Ali giggling at this as Did Ari who was scooped up by Vivian.
"Told you- Best damn thieves you can find" Dee waved off, Already suspiciously touching his own pockets as he was sure his sisters had lifted something from him.
"The infamous Bubbles and Squeak- Now if these two can steal from Sir Crocodile, Mihawk and essentially all of the Pirate Lords undetected including cracking ever safe they can get their little fingers on. I'm sure they can steal from the military-" Bee detailed Excluding themselves from the stolen list. Alucare crossing his arms, looking.. impressed?
"These two did all that?-"
Vi commented with a eyebrow at the little girls as she held Ari who was tucked to her side. Looking to the little girl and chuckling a bit in amusement-
"How long do we have them for?"
"72 Hours, Father has our Mother distracted and lied to her about where the girls are for this" Dee explained with a sigh- Knowing their mother would lose her shit finding out they were taking two 7 year olds out on a pirating adventure.
Alucare adjusted the ring on his finger and nodded- Looking to the two little girls calmly.
"Seems we are setting sail to Marine Base 45-"
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Authors Note!
HELLO! So I've been stewing over this project for quite some time and wanted to open the floor up to everyone!
I want to Build the Sunset Pirates into their own Respectable Pirate crew, so Please leave some suggestions on Ideas either of OOC or even Legacy children you think would he great for the crew!
#x reader#one piece#one peice x reader#one peice live action#sunset pirates#one peice#buggy one piece#one piece mihawk#one piece shanks#opla
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if you’re gonna be a punkflower anti idc but STOP USING THEIR SHIP NAME!!!! IDC IF YALL THINK ITS A CUTE DUO NAME, WE‘VE HAD PUNKFLOWER AS A SHIP NAME FOR YEARS ATP. DONT BE A GREEDY LITTLE THEIF
#PROSHIP DNI BTW#y’all got me fed tf UP and don’t even get me started on the ppl from tiktok#LET ME HAVE MY BFS GODDAMNIT#punkflower#ROMANTICALLY
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A friendly reminder I am not to be held accountable for the things I'm about to say. Percy Jackson Season 1 FINALLY (SPOILERS BUT THAT'S THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS)
The visceral noise I made eating popcorn as Luke said "look you didn't ask to be a half-blood" caused an earthquake in Alaska, I'm sorry I was facing northwest.
"Riposte" I'm sorry, no I'm sorry no-
Also, the background of the sword fighting scene was very pretty.
Poseidon showing up for his son!!! Letts gooooooo! THE WEIGHT OF THE OCEAN UPON YEE!!!
Right in the heel, it's gotta hurt!
Percy asked his uncle to please return his mom, wholesome family gold.
"He'll kill you." "I done to stop running from monsters." "You're gonna need all the luck you can get." The show gets why these two work. Friends before anything else.
Glory as a theme is something that I like that the show highlights more. But Grover is right. at least send an insurance email or something. A quick "on my way, please don't kill anyone"
Dropping the master bolt on some poor dudes desk, legendary.
Olympus is so fucking beutiful omg
I'm gonna cry if Luke and Percy are in the same scene as each other in this episode again. ILL DO IT! THAT'S A THREAT!
The dead silence, I'm shitting omg... yes I know what happens and?
Followed by "I didn't steal it! Neither did any of my friends" IM GONNA CRY! IM GONNA DO IT
The pin strip suit, the sky blue paisley tie, the presence, the voice, THE KING OF THE GODS PEOPLE
Lotta talk for someone so small and scary
POISIDEN GETTING BETWEEN HIS SON AND HIS BROTHER I'M GONNA THROW UP
POSIDEN AND ZEUS SPEAKING GREEK I'M GONNA PISS
THE SEA DOES NOT LIKE TO BE RESTRAINED (🎶BRING ON THE MONSTERS BRING ON THE REAL WORLD!!!🎶)
SALLY JACKSON TEACHING PERCY GREEK I'M GONNA-
"Of course we dream. why do you ask?" "Do you ever dream about mom?" ;-;
Thalia looking strudy as ever.
"Ready?" NO FUCK YOU NO
Another reminder I am not to held liable for anything I might say, you need only see how many times I've listened to "Last day of Summer" from The musical to understand how much I've thought of this moment in fictional time.
Confirmation that Luke was indeed what mattered most in the end? I'm gonna make myself cry shit-
Honestly, this Percy might be too smart for his own good. Bro's never gonna live this heartbreak down.
"You...I'm here to recruit." I- fucking- AHHHH
"OUR WAY OUT" RICK YOU BASTARD I HOPE YOU ROT IN ASPHODEL
"Stop saying "we"!" "It’s the word Zeus fears the most."
AND SHE HEARD EVERYTHING! Wasn't she supposed to be watching Clarrise? He'll, if Percy could figure it out, I'm sure Annabeth would. It's worth it to see that LOOK on Luke's face. I'm sorry. Feel the weight of your actions, man.
Miss my old friend the pit scorpion but I also like my new friend "the first scars we gave eachother"
He knows Luke won't hurt him physically, but the psychic damage hurts more and has lasting status de buffs.
"Just be a kid" that's it
"I'll find you" that's it
Promising to meet again next summer...Percy just you wait.
THE FAKE OUT OF A LIFETIME
"Grandpa" "don't call him that"
They are the ultimate mother son duo
BLUE PANCAKES!
Kinda hate that Sally didn't intentionally do a murder, or at least she has a lot more possible deniability now, but I hope she still makes a sweet sale on that sculpture!
And that's it! Fuck it's over what to do now... RE READING THE LIGHTING THEIF LIFE BLOG COMING SOON! As well I'll probably drop a summary of my thoughts on the whole season at some point soon! Happy Finally, y'all! Can't wait to see the discorse!
#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo fandom#pjo tv adaptation#pjo disney+#luke castellan#percy jackon and the olympians#annabeth chase#grover underwood#thalia grace#pjo spoilers
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The more of bs fallout au content I consume the more hungrier I'm getting yehwhhw it's unbearable raahhh!!! /pos
Speaking of this au I'm honestly curious are there any characters/duos who survived the bomb? Whether they became mutants (idk what they're called apologize 😭) or they're all fine and dandy?
Here's a feast gang💪🏽
OKAY SO, here's the list of all the brawlers that are alive and their roles?/factions, then I'll put the ones who are deceased last and explain how they died 👍🏼 if I miss a brawler I'm either trying to figure them out or it's a surprise lol
(Alive)
Mandy - Minutemen
Fang - Minutemen
Max- Minutemen
Colette - Minutemen
Berry - Mutant/Minutemen
Larry - Minutemen
Penny - survivor (just tryna survive and help anyone they see)
Amber - Ex raider/Minutemen
Nita - Minutemen (was in the same vault as Mandy)
Byron - Enclave (escaped)
Hank - Brotherhood of Starr
Janet - Minutemen
Pam - Minutemen
Willow - Mutant?
Lola - Fein/Cannibal
Gray - Starr city detective
Ruffs - Starr city detective
Tara - The stranger
Draco - Wandering Musician (he travels with Poco and just perform basically)
Poco - Wandering Musician (hes slowly dying tho)
Shelly - Ghoul
El Primo - Brotherhood of Starr Knight
Leon - Vault Dweller
Sandy - Vault Dweller
Jacky - Survivor (traveling with Penny until she finds a home)
Bibi - Raider
Bull - Raider
Crow - Mutant (but it being kept by Bull and Bibi, theyre trying to find a way to turn him back)
Piper - Institute
Barley - Bartender (used to be one in Starr city until he moved to minutemen)
Doug - sells food(?) in the market
Bo - Minutemen
Stu - Survivor (trying to find Janet and Bonnie)
Kit - Mutant (he stays with shelly)
Buzz - Mutant (hes basically a deathclaw)
Spike - Mutant
Clancy - Mutant?
Lily - NSR Ranger (New Starr Republic Ranger)
Meg - Minutemen/technician
Surge - Minutemen/Gaurds leader?
Dynamike - insane dude that wanders the wastelands
Belle - Theif (also sells random junk with Pearl)
Pearl - makes drugs (sells them w Belle)
Grom - Brotherhood of Starr
Ash - Brotherhood of Starr
Nani - Survivor (lives in the junkyard of the wastelands)
(Deceased)
Edgar - bit by Colt ghoul and shot by BOS knight
Chester - burned alive
Brock - fell and accidentally blows himself up w his rocket
Cordelius - killed by Fang and Mandy
Colt - turned into a Feral Ghoul and killed by Fang
Bonnie - Drowned in radiated water (Janet tried to save her but she was too late)
Jessie - Got shot during a raid in their vault
Gus? - he's is dead but he's not, still trying to figure this one out
Maisie - didn't make it to the vault in time
Lawrie - also didn't make to a vault in time but Larry stayed by his side until his core died
Gale - Heart attack
Frank - Mutat?/Feral Ghoul (he lost his true self)
Sam - got shot multiple times trying to save Belle
Mico - Mutant (also lost his true self)
Emz - Feral Ghoul
Darryl - Torn apart by raiders
Tick - Crushed by debris
HOPE YALL LIKE THIS :3
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Tensei and tenya after being the only sane big brother little brother duo
Shoto: my big brother is a villain and he wants to kill me and my dad and now I have to fight him to stop him
Yoichi: my big brother is also a villain who wants to take over the world and become a demon lord and I also gotta somehow fight him to stop him
Roro: my big brother was a theif and was wanted by the police..
tenya: ????????????
#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#myheroacademia#yoichi shigaraki#roro soul#shoto todoroki#mha memes#tensei iida#tenya iida#brothers#wtf is going on with the brothers in this show
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Reasons why Killer Quest from The Lightning Theif musical is amazing:
1.) "My mom's gone." "From this world. But if she's anywhere, she's in the underworld." "I'll do it." Percy doesn't even hesitate. He's just willing to risk his life to get his mom back because he loves her. Percy and Sally are such an incredible mother/son duo!
2.) "You're my best friend, dude, so don't get mad, but I suspect you'll need protecting when things get bad." I love how Grover immediately decides to go with him. Sure, he also has his own reasons, but one of them is to protect his friend while they trek through the underworld. He is an amazing friend.
3.) "I'm finally gonna pass a test." 😂😂
4.) "You need me too, Seaweed Brain. If you're going to save the world, I'm the best person to keep you from messing up." I strongly admire Annabeth's determination in this part. Like, she straight up hijacked a quest so she can make something of herself while saving the world. what a badass.
5.) "We're going on an awesome--!" "--dangerous and scary--!" "--thrilling--!" "--monstrous--!" "--and hairy--!" and hairy?? this reminds of that Phineas and Ferb song when Candace says she'll change her name to Larry because she ran out of rhyme's lmao. why did Grover go with hairy?? I mean, was the quest hairy? how could it have been hairy???
I'm still stuck on that "hairy" part, but it's hilarious, so it's fine lol. Also, I really enjoy how all three of their motivations for going on this quest is sung in one song. Like, it successfully ends the first act, and it combines their motivations like they're all in this together, and they are!
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#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#percy pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#luke castellan#sally jackson#the lightning theif#the lightning theif musical#tlt commentary#tlt musical commentary#tlt musical adaptation#tlt musical#killer quest#hairy??????
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20 and 42 on the question list?
Hmmm at the moment I think my favorite song is either "Paul," "Vampire Empire," or "Simulation Swarm" by Big Theif. Favorite book? That's a super hard one. Lord of the rings is always my default because I fucking love that series, but in regards to a single novel, I would have to say Maurice By E.M. Forster.
I also really liked the duo: "Everyday," and "Someday" by David Levithan. Oh and the secret life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab. (I could list a lot more but I'm just typing of what immediately comes to mind)
#im indecisive#so any of the “favorite” questions are going to receive several answers#colby rambles
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From Fluff rivals to Fluff Teamates
Summary: Mikey and Leo has a tickle fight, when both need donnies help from each other he ignores them.... that didnt end up well for him either.
People in this: Lee Leo,Donnie,Mikey Ler Leo,Mikey
Creator: AHHH MINE FIRST ROTTMNT TICKLE FIC!!! IM SOOO EXITED!
Love: Plantonic other words brothely love if you are a pro shiper please leve
Warnings: Just Fluff if you dont like it u can just ignore it ( only if u whant to)
🧡:LEHEHHEOHO-
Said the Orange turtle meanwhile the Slider sat on top of his tummy, tickling the Boxe'rs armpit's in the middle of the living room
💙: Nohoo Brother YOU stole MINE Jupiter Jim comic! I TEACH YOU A LESSON!
Said Leo mean while digin even more and harder in i Mikey's armpit's. Mikey started squeling even harder than before.
Donnie was sitting on the couch writing some notes for his Battle-Shell upgrade.
🧡: DHEHEHEH HEHEHELPH MHEHE-*snort*
Donnie looked over,then back in his notebook.
💜: Sorry Angello but I have more imporant things to do then a " tickle fight".
💙:HAH! No one is here to save u now THEIF!
Said Leo and started to tickle his knee's, on and under the knee's. Raph was making a patrol around the city so he wasnt there.
🧡: LEHHAH- STH*snort* OHP
Said Mikey started to move and kick to get his brother off. Leo fell of him on his shell. Before he could jump on his brother the box turtle jumped on the turtle. Leos knee's where inbetween Mikey's.
💙: Hej heh uhm lehets talk abhout thihis
Said the Slider to the boxed turtle that has a growing smurk on his face.
🧡: No way Lee-on
The Orange turtle said lightly toching his sides making the Red slider giggle.
💙:Dhehehe HeLPAHA-
Leo started laughing his shell of when Mikey started Scribbing his Sides rlly much.
💙:DHEHEH ALHITHEL *snort*HEHELPPH HEHERE.
Said the Red slider that beacame red every second.
💜: Nahh i told you i am busy!
🧡:Whos Laughing now Lee-on?
Said Mikey as he made a big rassberie on his tummy. Leo Laughed his head off soo hard that tears started coming out.
💜:Can u two shut it?! Im trying to work here...
Said D. That responde caught the Summer duos attention.
🧡:D stop begin grumpy! Besides why cant u work in you're room??
💙:Ehehexachlyhi!
Protested the Summer duo.
💜:Well Its still in repair! Soo please be quiet!
Said the Grumpy Genius.
The Sumner duo got a plan. They took Donnies ankels and pulled him down to the floor. Leo hold Donnie with his hands under Donnies armpits meanwhile Mikey sat just exactly how he sat on Leo.
💜: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?
He screamed paniced Meanwhile the sillies had a big grin on their face's.
💙:Nothing D!Just making the grumpines go away!
Leon said that meawhile slowley toching the Soft Turtles armpits. Donnie's eyes widend and he bite his lip to not let out a single giggle.
🧡:Exactly! Leo's right!
Said the youngest turtle meanwhile slightly tickling Donnies plastron.
Donnie looked up with closed eyes and trying not to laugh. Eventualy Leo started to dig in Donnies armpits and Mikey to Tickle the plastron fast and not leasing any spot untickled!
💜:NAHAHAR-*snort* ANGEHEHHA- YOU PICES OF SH-HHIHI-
Said donnie squicking mean while kicking his feet soo he could push Mikey off.
💙: dramatic gasp* noho name calling brother? Agian? Oh you're asking for it! Mikey tickle his thights! Ama get the shell!
🧡:Okie dokie!
💜:NOHAHAH MIKHIHIE LEHEHEO NOHOHO I-UH-PLEAHSHSES
Donnie pleased but the duo didnt listen!
Leo started skracting slightly Donnies shell ( like i said earlier donnie didnt have it on for a upgrade) meanwhile Mikey skratched his thights slightly but fast.
The soft turtle bursted out with chuckels, wheezings and laughs. Finally Donnies laugh started to go silent so the duo stopped.
🧡:you're okay D?
Asked the youngest turtle. Donnie was silent, put his battle shell on and stared at them. The duo though they went too far but then 2 robotic hands took their wrists so they coudnt move.
💜:Mine turn now.
Said donnie in a evil tone with a smirk.
Part 2 will be soon 😌
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*Odelia helping Lucifer learn words he struggles in while speaking or writing English:
Lucifer: A theif. Odelia: Thief? Lucifer: Theif. Odelia: I before E, except after C. Lucifer: Thceif. Lucifer: No.
Myhilara on her period like:
Satan: What is your biggest weakness? Myhilara: I can be uncooperative. Satan: Okay, can you give me an example? Myhilara: No.
Lucifer trying to stop Odelia from murdering a lower demon for insulting one of her sisters/ sister-in-laws/brother-in-laws:
Lucifer: Odelia, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Odelia: Well of course I have. Odelia: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Odelia: It's boring.
Aurelesia mad at Belial because he ate her mochi:
Belial: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Aurelesia: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Lucifer at one of his parties:
Lucifer: Welcome, fellow idiots Odelia: Hello, Lucifer Lucifer: No, no, not you my dearest, you're not an idiot Odelia: You underestimate me, my darling......
Mammon and Aurmelle.....Just Mammon and Aurmelle:
Mammon: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Aurmelle: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Mammon: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Lucifer and Odelia being themselves:
Lucifer: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you Odelia: 10 times 0 is still 0 though Lucifer: Jokes on you, I can't do math
Belial hates everyone, except his wife:
Mammon: That bastard isn’t answering his phone Aurelesia: I’ll call Lucifer: My lady, all my brothers, their wives and I have all tried six times each, what makes you thi- Belial: Hello?
Lord.Diavolo mad at Lucifer for being a wimp:
Lucifer, trying to ask Odelia out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Diavolo: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
Mammon X Aurmelle moments:
Mammon: Change is inedible. Aurmelle: Don't you mean inevitable? Mammon, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Aurmelle is 20X dangerous than Mammon:
Mammon: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Aurmelle: You mean literally or figuratively? Mammon: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
Late night thoughts with Mammon:
Mammon: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? Aurmelle: Go the fuck to sleep Mammon: What gif I don't want to? Aurmelle: Fuck You
Mammon when asked to go to a royal interview:
Mammon: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Don't wake me up....
Mammon is also avatar of Narcissism...Apparently:
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Mammon* Mammon: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Lucifer, being twin-deprived....:
Lucifer: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Belial: You and me!!! Lucifer, tearing up: Okay.
Belial, the advice giver:
Lucifer: How do I deal with my enemies? Belial: Kill them Lucifer: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution?? Belial: Kill them only a little?
Lucifer doesn't like stubble and hates to shave:
Lucifer: Belial! My face is on fire! Belial: Lucifer! Are you ok?! Lucifer: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. Belial: But your face is on fire. Lucifer: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
Lucifer hates being healthy:
Lucifer: You're my darling twin and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Belial: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Lucifer: Absolutely not.
Lucifer and his stupid, literal dad jokes:
Lucifer: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Belial: Belial: Lucifer, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Lucifer: *Sips coffee from bowl*
two hot and dangerous wives:
Myhilara: Someone will die. Aurmelle: Of fun!
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AU in which Tommy and Techno are brothers in a village sitting next to a sea of red.
They have a simple life, until a duo of powered, blue skinned people appear, ordering all of the teens and children into their home of blue metal one by one.
Tommy and Techno go in together.
Techno is found to be a skilled warrior, blessed with invincibility.
Tommy... is a pirate, a theif of powers, the necklace of blue swiftly ripped from his neck amongst the rising chaos.
Techno is forced to go with them.
Tommy is left behind, but not without a chain of the metal accidentally left behind.
He searches for Techno, desperate, oh so desperate, and stumbles upon a tear between worlds. He crosses the threshold. This world didn't hold any trace of his brother like the last.
Slipping to and hunting through every world Tommy refused to believe anything but Techno being alive.
He never died.
He wouldn't ever die.
And then... he finds a world. One with a battlefield of bloody grass, and corpses sprawled like a sheet of mortality miles across, the whole scene reminiscent of a light dusting of snow.
A battle had happened.
He stumbled into two crying men, one winged, the other lightly strumming a guitar.
They sit at the edge of a grave, the dark, mud of something freshly buried looking like a enlogated shadow of a carved grey lump.
A grey lump enscribed with Techno's name.
He breaks. Angry, and frustrated he lashed out at those that were crying.
Lacerations and cuts mar and mark their skin.
Through his storm of rage, they tell him a story.
Of Techno. Who'd managed to fight his way out of the group of his kidnappers, but landed in a strange world, seemingly no way to go back. They tell him of how they had been family, trying to help Techno confront his grief and frustration at the abandonment of Tommy. Of a Techno who had sacrificed his life to save theirs.
Tommy is empty of rage, but not quite numb enough to not cry.
They give him the same chance, the same offer of familial love they'd once gave Techno.
And suddenly, things seem a bit better.
(Techno, ghastly and pale, quickly fading into the vast skies offers a small smile and a faint brush of a windy hug to Tommy.)
#technoblade#dreamsmp#dsmp#tommyinnit#bedrock bros#au#drabble#writing#angst#mcd#major charecter death#death#seperation#failure
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(Repost) About Susa-Maru.exe
@formerchaoslord
Name: Susa-Maru.exe (Prefers to be called Susa-Maru)
Gender: Female
Species: NetNavi
Abilities: Temari throw, Temari toss, Temari kick, Temari strike, Arrow Vector, Vector sword, Vector direction change, Vector Temari, Vector Theif (Mainly uses, normal, breaking, Cursor, Elec, and Wood Battle Chips)
Backstory: A little orphan girl who was taken by Menzan, and turned into a demon, with the promise of family. Susamaru was fooled into believing she was one of Menzan’s Kizuki and was warped into believing Menzan was her father figure. Where she fought for him and sought his approval. However, during her battle against Tanjiro, Nezuko, Tamayo, and Yushiro; she is fooled into activating the curse within her. She ran, begging for forgiveness with tears in her eyes. Before she could be killed by the curse, Rift saves her and brings her to Bass’ world. She was at first, scared and confused, Rift and Duo calm the demon down and explain how she got there, and how RiCO and ViA were able to remove the curse on her, saving her from death. With Susamaru realizing she was never loved by Menzan, breaks down crying from the care of Bass and his party, agreeing to join them. Wanting to be somewhere she’d be cared for. With Bass and Elise comforting her. In turn, she renamed herself, Susa-Maru, wanting to distance herself from the sins she committed as a demon, and became a netnavi, using her love for battle to protect others and her friends, as one of Gloria’s Link Navis.
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How about an Olive Duo?
jujuj momeme
You know the deal, hit rb as many times as u want, one character at a time (unless its like twins or a duo that u dont seem its right to seperate.) open and encouraged to non mutals if u would like. Have this WEIRD PIANO MAN. b careful the more he likes u the more hes gonna want to fight.
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here’s a character ref of two of the Kids while I work on the actual comic
#please accept this as a gift to whet your appetite while i desperately jam out to tunes and try to comic#flower thief#kaid#joe#jj#character ref#character reference#i love these two btw#the adventure duo#kaid flower thief#joe flower thief
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Don't get me wrong, I love all the flavour of fics where Sauron and Galadriel actually manage to work it all out and it's happy end - those where Sauron is a hot mess, those where he is a wise old being despite his flaws, all of them, but.
I feel like people miss one picture of how Sau and Gal would have been like, if they got together, in the beginning (before they both wise up by a couple millenia).
Remember Numenor?
Remember how they both end up in jail?
And sure, in bigger things they'd be each other's balance, but - in everyday life? In enacting plans? In mundane things?
My friends, Sau and Gal put together would be menaces that'd put the likes of Fred and George Weasley to shame and that no one would want to unleash on anyone or any city🤣🤣🤣
They'd be constantly giving Elrond headaches where he has to pacify other people after Sau and Gal try to solve a problem and end up angering all the possible people. He basically becomes their full-time attorney.
When their friends are faced with some problem and one of them goes "Should we... maybe ask Halbrand and Galadriel to help?" the others go immediately "NOOOO!!!!" and, after an awkward pause, "Let's.... just try to crack it by ourselves first" - everyone eagerly nodding.
Fans always talk about how, in their relationship, it is a real danger of Sauron getting Galadriel to start doing bad things, but - guys guys GUYS. Do you even realise that once Galadriel acclimates to the whole situation, there is NO WAY she is not using Sauron's impressive arsenal of powers all in the name of greater good?🤣 After all, the plotline where Galadriel drags a reluctant Sauron, kicking and screaming, to a fucking throne is there for all to see!
Like, you just can't convince me that, after they settle their personal angst and settle in their relationship, they wouldn't be exactly that type of chaotic power-duo - that "catch the theif but burn down the town in the process", so to speak🤣 Or, in other words "Very Effective as partners to the point of being Too Fucking Much Effective and Over The Top" At least until the 3d Age🤣
#otp: bind yourself to me#rings of power#galadriel#sauron#saurondiel#haladriel#halbrand#that screaming match at the end of episode 8#🤣#you just have to look at that screaming match to see EXACTLY how theyd be as a couple
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